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mircea_popescu: that's for preet bharara's fraudmanship.
mircea_popescu: im definitely paying for a coupla people to cry at preet's own sentencing.
mircea_popescu: but i guess preet bharara is busy making his cell arrangements
mircea_popescu: in any case one's left wondering if preet's now gonna look into stuff like "Discussing money that Garza alleged Stuart Fraser needed to keep out of sight"
assbot: Judge: Preet Bharara's Brinkmanship Endangers Fair Trials | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1CTrirY )
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/04/judge-preet-bhararas-brinkmanship-endangers-fair-trials/ << i lold.
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/04/judge-preet-bhararas-brinkmanship-endangers-fair-trials/
asciilifeform: know what would be riotously funny? if american 'nature preservation' agency rounded the idiot up and took'im to preet
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "Preet Bharara's minions can be seen pleading to Judge Forrest that the terminally corrupted Baltimore investigation so how touches their investigation in no way."
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> also it's prosecuted not persecuted, unless intentional. << Totally intentional. Preet prosecuted, thugs merely persecuted. With pogroms and fake assassinens
BingoBoingo: Yup, but somehow Preet hasn't to my knowledge seen fit to reel in Gibson to share Shaver's chair
mircea_popescu: vaguely related : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikers_Island google for "preet"
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Preet seems to whack himself pretty well
asciilifeform: watch preet let him slip, just to win the bet.
assbot: Preet Bharara and Dratel Battle Over Defense Witness (Plain Text of Filings) | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1uRA2fe )
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/02/preet-bharara-and-dratel-battle-over-defense-witness-plain-text-of-filings/#update
mircea_popescu: instead of pretending like we're fixing the problem like preet, let's try and think about the causes. why do firms perceive the need to artificially cap salaries ? this seems only rational in an hyperinflationary environment.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: My personal interpretation of the filing is that Preet want the record to reflect objecting to Andreas, while not successfull preventing the zombie's testimony.
mircea_popescu: well yes, that part is funny. preet is objecting to the defense calling its own witnesses because "the government already did that"
BingoBoingo: And Preet isn't objecting on inpetness of the introduction.
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/02/preet-bharara-and-dratel-battle-over-defense-witness-plain-text-of-filings/
asciilifeform: obligarory preet!
punkman: you need the preet license to disrupt things
WolfGoet_: i have a buddy at the nyc da's office. at vance's... i think ti was preet who got him tho, not vance. will ask him if they will stick to it
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: that, or a preet saw
ben_vulpes: <punkman> * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara). << lol
punkman: * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara).
mircea_popescu: if i want to talk to preet, i can talk to preet directly.
asciilifeform sometimes catches himself forgetting that preet is not (yet) a judge
asciilifeform: plenty enough for a preet.
BingoBoingo: Well... in USSA who but Preet can know what crime is. What I can see though is that was order #21874 and #21876 was the very last entered
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not because "preet can steal a key"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: is it merely my puny brain, but i still don't grasp the 'signed-default is bad because preet can steal a key.' if preet gets a hold of my key, he may as well have put a bullet through my hide, stuffed the corpse, and proceeded to live on as it
asciilifeform: there is the added difficulty of everyone and anyone in usg-dom being 'a paedo' retroactively on the mere request of a preet.
mircea_popescu: artifexd the roland freisler of our times, preet bharara. crown's prosecutor for southern ny / rico conspiracy lynchpin.
artifexd: What is "preet"?
asciilifeform: if signatures were expected, impersonation would be strictly a preet-stole-key-and-i-didnt-pull-pin-in-time matter.
BingoBoingo: Even preet loses cases
asciilifeform: the only possible solution to preet signing as asciilifeform, or mircea_popescu, or whoever, is to pull the pin when he comes uninvited.
mircea_popescu: you do not wish to make preet any gifts.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think you misrepresent the importance of this. currently, I can tell. *I*. Because i'm me, specifically. if you signed, so could preet.
mircea_popescu: gimme a break will you, or else ima summon preet the friendly parrot to bar you from referencing stuff happening 20 years ago
mircea_popescu: Preet Baharara is himself specifically concerned that the defense wants to bring up:
mircea_popescu: "10 reasons Preet Bharara should be the next attorney general" "Investment banks were most responsible for the devastating economic downturn, yet the costs of their opportunistic behavior were placed on the shoulders of everyday Americans, who lost jobs, retirement savings, and confidence in the market."
mircea_popescu: and since the fiat world mostl yexists as a staging scene for various social engineering attacks, from preet bharara onwards, this isn't a good design.
BingoBoingo: decimation: If you can find an angle that makes the mere filing of a lawsuit interesting write it up for qntra and claim some shares. Otherwise I'm going to keep digging for more skidmarks on Preet's undies.
assbot: Preet Bharara: Keep Politics Out of Ulbricht Defense | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1AW9SeN )
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2014/12/preet-bharara-keep-politics-out-of-ulbricht-defense/
BingoBoingo: "10 reasons Preet Bharara should be the next attorney general"
cazalla: looks like that was used for Preet Bharara
assbot: Preet Bharara's Insider-Trading Record Gets Rocked on Appeal - Businessweek ... ( http://bit.ly/1zLDAoi )
BingoBoingo: Herr inquisitor has problems http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-12-10/preet-bhararas-insider-trading-record-gets-rocked-on-appeal
mircea_popescu: hai preet & friends.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Challenge Preet in single's combat to take over as Bezzel Arbiter for Manhattan
assbot: You heard it here first: Lead prosecutor on U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara's London Whale cases is going to prominent defense firm.
BingoBoingo: Someone graduated from Preet's stable https://twitter.com/FlitterOnFraud/status/540277211400392704
mircea_popescu: here's a thought : preet bharara benefited from the shootings, because HIS gang gained in status, allowing him to sell more whatever the fucks he's selling.
thickasthieves: well that's preet's take on the matter at least
mircea_popescu: danke. so preet bharara finally lost a case http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/19/business/Rengan-Rajaratnam-case-shows-limits-of-insider-trading-laws.html << fucking douches. no, it shows the limits of the fucking corrupt us government.
asciilifeform: hanbot: preet bharara!
hanbot: danke. so preet bharara finally lost a case http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/19/business/Rengan-Rajaratnam-case-shows-limits-of-insider-trading-laws.html?_r=0
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i wouldn't bet much on obama not feeding preet to putin's bear. yezhov didn't live to grow old.
asciilifeform: the trial is about as likely as mr. putin personally hand-feeding preet bharara to bear
asciilifeform: note the role of the famous preet bharara - the roland freisler of our day.
mircea_popescu: go preet go!
BingoBoingo: I want to get a bird and name it Preet
asciilifeform: incidentally, our old familiar friend, prosecutor Preet Bharara: http://cryptome.org/2014/02/love/usa-v-love.htm
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform preet bharara wants a cracker ?
asciilifeform: who the hell is Preet Bharara? i feel like i've heard the name before
Apocalyptic: In the meeting, which took place in the offices of Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara, one member of Mr. Bharara's team asked why certain people within J.P. Morgan's were still working at the bank despite failures to adequately investigate suspicions about Mr. Madoff.