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ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> they had all kinds of strange - bike saddles with perhaps evita's juices in them, suitcases that could have held mengele's suit, etc << bakelite-mounted corkscrews with two (!) helices!
ben_vulpes: i may have to go back for that thing.
ascii_lander pictures mircea_popescu grumbling to assistants: 'bought a couplea fuel rods, and, would you believe, they're reprocessed! fscking garbage, they said it was genuine fresh U235'
ben_vulpes: beheading knives to tickle BingoBoingo
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander:bwaha
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Nice
ascii_lander: re: junk << they had sov. clocks, cameras, etc
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander anyway, im not saying maria de ba doesn't have a cunt like todas las hembras. i'm just pointing out to him not to expect to see "venus in the skin".
mircea_popescu: even if SPECIFICALLY SOLD as such. it will not be it. no matter what, ever.
mircea_popescu: or, as we say in romanian, "mule si stramule"
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: no matter what, ever << wai wut. surely, in laboratory conditions - yes?
mircea_popescu: kinda baffles me that the locals not merely expect to get away with it, but kinda try to pretend as if there isn't even something to get away with in the first place. "o dude, you thought "in the skin" meant naked ? totally not what it says"
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander laboratory ? this is a show. public display.
ascii_lander: ahahaha that
BingoBoingo: Pubic fraud.
ascii_lander: i suppose 'naked' here means 'in panties' and if these are removed, register underflows
ascii_lander: (i.e. everyone creams his pants, then crashes)
ben_vulpes: heh.
mircea_popescu: yeah, right. it' so fucking special, the cunt.
ascii_lander notices that it gets more 'special' the longer the spacewalk
ascii_lander: http://trilema.com/2014/the-hour-of-reckoning/ << related
assbot: The Hour Of Reckoning on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1IrBB )
mircea_popescu: how so ?
ascii_lander: ^ like so
ascii_lander: '"No. No it didn't. No. Not at all." Morse looked quite frazzled. He had been staring fixedly at the Attison Detector for over an hour, mostly not blinking for the interval. Now he blinked three times rapidly, and looked again. "Not a millimeter. It hasn't moved and it's not going to. Nope." His speech, quick, acute, trailed off into a mutter and then into some sort of wheezing. You could think him asleep, except for the strange look in his e
mircea_popescu: heh
BingoBoingo: Oh graphs on the PD-1 thing https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC_wk8kVEAAGuaI.png https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC_wk4MUkAAMA8B.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1Iv47 )
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1IxJr )
ben_vulpes: http://www.mundialdetango.gov.ar/ << mhm.
assbot: Nuevo sitio ... ( http://bit.ly/1O9dyVo )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38616 @ 0.00032376 = 12.5023 BTC [+]
ascii_lander: 'it's dead, jim' (™) (R)
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander http://trilema.com/2014/the-soft-underbelly-of-hedonism-exposed/ << lemme know if on the basis of 2nd pic would you expect buying tickets to get you to where yo usee a chick dancing in paint
assbot: The soft underbelly of hedonism, exposed. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1O9dDbE )
mircea_popescu: or a chick dancing in a dress.
mircea_popescu: because a) it's not the chick in the pic
ben_vulpes: mars needs webdevs or how did that go
mircea_popescu: and b) she's in a dress.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: l0l i'd expect: dress
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: and does mars need spamatronicists
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: the boobs are a bit unrealistically bouyant
ben_vulpes: but i suppose that i just dont know how the world works or something
hanbot: probably why he paid.
ben_vulpes: for the record, this nail clipper is vastly superior to its american equivalents
ben_vulpes: i suspect that china is now shipping the duds to the us, and the quality items to ars
ascii_lander unsurprised
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i'm homing in on a thing
ascii_lander: hm<?
hanbot: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: in other nyooz from c3, ben_vulpes is now a test pilot
ben_vulpes: ah yes, have jet thinger
ben_vulpes: will report on accel profiles someday soon
ben_vulpes: must build test harness first tho
trinque: wat
trinque: la serenissima air force?
ascii_lander: hair force
ascii_lander: hare force
trinque: chair force?
ascii_lander: aha
ben_vulpes: like rabbits off cliff
ben_vulpes: i'll show you once i get home, trinque
trinque: cool
ben_vulpes: might be worth putting a hacknight together around and sharing the toy
mircea_popescu: lol yeah it IS why i paid.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander why the hell would you expect dress. why not expect a bear then!
trinque: ben_vulpes: oh? cardano?
ascii_lander: trinque: no
ben_vulpes: trinque: nawp
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: i expect just about anything
trinque: I'll await the surprise
mircea_popescu is half-considering opening a proper fucking burlesque theatre here.
mircea_popescu: but PROPER.
ben_vulpes wouldn't know, has only played at burlesque
ascii_lander witnessed the unheard-of and seemingly impossible, right next to $hotel - a female scrap-hunter
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: why impossible?
ascii_lander: because wtf
ascii_lander: why not pet.
ben_vulpes: someone's pet surely
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: come with me for some derpy tunes, vino and hipster-watching?
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: i'll see you downstairs in a few min
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105618 @ 0.00033122 = 34.9828 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes if you don't get the guy laid it'll be a permanent scar on your disreputation.
ascii_lander eyes attison detector in his suitcase uneasily
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i am not my brothers keeper
ben_vulpes: i can barely get myself laid
mircea_popescu: you don't understand how the world doesn't not work.
ben_vulpes 's inversion buffer overflows
mircea_popescu: did it not flow ?
ben_vulpes: fuck i don't even know how apostrophes work apparently
ben_vulpes: the spice must flow!
ben_vulpes: all these two fucking peso notes
ben_vulpes: dafuq
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: after he does this, he can proceed to prove p?np and solve the matchsticks
ben_vulpes: buenos noches pumperos
ascii_lander heads out
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15300 @ 0.00033028 = 5.0533 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu has had enough fucking around with fucktarded php that apparently will just ignore settings and dump it's bullshiot "strict" crapolade anyway, turned off error reporting altogether.
trinque: lol
trinque: "die quietly, you miserable bastard"
mircea_popescu: doesn't even die, just bs
mircea_popescu: in other news, manilla. http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c28b6437c1d4eee64080dd36743ba73/tumblr_n2zk5f6Cqi1rtxn3oo1_250.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JoglmM )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71200 @ 0.00033177 = 23.622 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up Newar
mircea_popescu: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/quebec-resident-alain-philippon-to-fight-charge-for-not-giving-up-phone-password-at-airport-1.2982236 canada trying to join britain again
assbot: Quebec resident Alain Philippon to fight charge for not giving up phone password at airport - Nova Scotia - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qcc0bF )
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: Must say, we really need some of the constitutional rights in the UK..
lobbes doesn't understand. Gross totalitarianism aside, can't you just claim 'uhh I don't know my phone password'?
williamdunne: 1st 2nd and 5th especially
mircea_popescu: lobbes nfi.
mircea_popescu: i never actually encountered this, nor can i conceive of it, personally.
mircea_popescu: it's sorta like reading about africa. da fuck is that even, notreally a real place,
mircea_popescu: better chances of encountering macduff than pol pot.
lobbes: well I'm a usian and I take four flights a week. I never have experienced this either
trinque: williamdunne: constitutional rights aren't doing us any good over here
trinque: but perhaps someday a piece of paper will save us all, provided it's exceptionally fancy looking paper
williamdunne: trinque: Oh sure, there is still a huge amount of bullshit you can do - but there is still some benefit in some constitutional rights
williamdunne: trinque: I've never said that the right laws would solve everything
trinque: I propose the concept "rights" shall be swept with the next GC run, being connected to nothing meaningful or useful
williamdunne: GC?
trinque: garbage collector
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/04/tennessee-house-votes-to-allow-bitcoin-campaign-contributions/
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7ZfO0 )
mircea_popescu: http://deedbot.org/ << much better look
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7ZicF )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 109150 @ 0.00033308 = 36.3557 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Some lulz in Tennessee
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 353008 | Current Difficulty: 47610564513.471 | Next Difficulty At Block: 354815 | Next Difficulty In: 1807 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 21 hours, 11 minutes, and 52 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 53186703213.4 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.71198
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market buttfinex
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 225.48, Best ask: 225.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.02000, Last trade: 225.5, 24 hour volume: 19840.34933523, 24 hour low: 222.37, 24 hour high: 227.0, 24 hour vwap: None
lobbes: ;;ticker --market buttstamp
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 225.36, Best ask: 225.47, Bid-ask spread: 0.11000, Last trade: 225.37, 24 hour volume: 6052.31608946, 24 hour low: 222.04, 24 hour high: 226.51, 24 hour vwap: 224.310644611
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29200 @ 0.00033 = 9.636 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6350 @ 0.00032021 = 2.0333 BTC [-] {2}
decimation: ascii_on_tour: http://recode.net/2015/04/20/exclusive-qualcomm-to-use-samsungs-foundries-for-its-next-high-end-chip/ < seems as though samsung is beating qualcomm in this round of silicon wars
assbot: Qualcomm to Tap Samsung’s Foundries for Next High-End Chip | Re/code ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq352o )
decimation: qualcomm being the designated loser, given it has no fab of its own
decimation: according to this report, qualcomm's plan is to sell samsung on using qualcom designs in samsung phones - when the chips are fabbed in samsung's own 14nm chip plant
decimation: I can't imagine what kind of 'business logic' would go behind such a decision on samsung's part, other than "let's keep the little derps alive to keep usg off our back"
mircea_popescu: bizarre
decimation: 'hey I see you are building whole piles of homes with your own people and your own designs, would you pay me to tell you how to build a different design?'
BingoBoingo: More from the learn to aim department http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/three-held-after-rolling-gun-battle-in-st-louis-that/article_da136ead-2f31-51c1-9bf2-69684c742284.html
mircea_popescu: kinda what an architect does
decimation: right, but an architect trying to sell designs to other architects
decimation: I mean, maybe he can get by with it, but how much royalty can he really demand?
decimation: it isn't the gold mine that qualcomm ran while CDMA was a new thing that was trying to eat gsm
decimation: BingoBoingo: isn't shooting over I-70 too close to 'civilian territory' for the local cops to tolerate?
BingoBoingo: decimation: Depends on what stretch. If "Rolling Gun Battle on I-44" happens a third time though that means its a meme
decimation: if you really wanted to shoot somebody, why wouldn't you wait until they dismount? seems to me that 'rolling battles' of whatever kind serve more as a fulfillment of a fantasy than an actual tactic
BingoBoingo: Anyway, one you get past downtown, its ghettos on either side of I-70
BingoBoingo: decimation: It's fatlogic and action movies probably fueling it
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decimation: BingoBoingo: if you have to drive through st. louis on i-70, what's the safest bypass?
BingoBoingo: decimation: Well I-270
decimation: is that surrounded by ghetto too?
BingoBoingo: It's a loop that goes through St Louis county at the edges. Connects to the Illinois side at north and South endpoints
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BingoBoingo: And if you actually need to go through the city, I-64 is a good east-west line that meets I-70 at the western edge of St Charles county (Traffic can be hell though on I-64)
decimation: yeah I guess I took that last time I drove though, it wouldn't make sense to go through downtown unless you wanted to stop at the arch and get stuck halfway up
BingoBoingo: Well there's other stuff, the stadiums some restaurants.
BingoBoingo: I-64 is the main route through the city
BingoBoingo: I-70 is mostly airport bullshit or unfortunate commuters
BingoBoingo: Downtown also has the nice casino
decimation: standing next to the arch and looking across the mississippi at east st. louis is depressing as hell
BingoBoingo: Going from Mizzou back to Illinois in the Afternoon I'd usually take I-70 to I-64 at I-64's endpoint and cross the river. Smooth drive, gridlock to laugh at headed the other way.
BingoBoingo: East St. Louis isn't so bad on the ground
BingoBoingo: !up gaw_gm
decimation: from the aerial photos it looks like most of it has been razed
BingoBoingo: It's mostly the other town around East st louis that are really bad. East Saint city limits proper... not too bad
BingoBoingo: !up gaw_gm
BingoBoingo: But, by not so bad I mean there's a handful of places I'd think about getting lunch, on a sunny day, in East st louis. Only 1 in North St Louis
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00032977 = 4.4354 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Brooklyn Illinois, on the east side, you not drive through. Washingon part, would not go anywhere other than the hustler club.
decimation: collinsville is nice though right?
BingoBoingo: Parts of Collinsville.
williamdunne: miaviator: who were you again?
williamdunne: gaw_gm
BingoBoingo: Edwardsville is still nice, Belleville is a lost cause.
BingoBoingo: !up gaw_gm
gaw_gm: Sorry, nick linking
williamdunne: Oops, forgot to up them
miaviator: All done
williamdunne: miaviator: So who were you at GAW and what cock-ups were you specifically responsible for?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 109 @ 0.01575229 = 1.717 BTC [-] {3}
miaviator: ROFL williamdunne
miaviator: I was GM and Interim CEO
williamdunne: miaviator: Oh god, of the whole group or..?
miaviator: williamdunne: Interim CEO of the whole conglomerate
miaviator: all six effed up companies
miaviator: GM of Gaw Miners.
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williamdunne: miaviator: Ok, have you repented your sins publicly since the fact?
miaviator: williamdunne: LOL
williamdunne: (I assume it would contain the answers to most of my follow up questions)
miaviator: I think the company planning a full scale press release accusing me of theft, federal crime and extortion speaks volumes.
miaviator: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=857670.msg11112022#msg11112022
assbot: GAW / Josh Garza discussion. Paycoin XPY CoinStand Mineral. ALWAYS MAKE MONEY :) ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq8dn4 )
williamdunne: miaviator: Well if they do hang it on your wall, but it doesn't really answer the question
williamdunne: I can only imagine that Bingo and Cazalla will be hanging the GAW list on their walls
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38600 @ 0.00033383 = 12.8858 BTC [+] {2}
miaviator: williamdunne: https://archive.today/eNRuq
assbot: I am Jonah Dorman, the former, (interim) CEO of the GAW Conglomerate ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq8B52 )
miaviator: williamdunne: I never had any *evidence* of anything and wasn't involved in any of the fraud.
miaviator: Hell I wasn't 100% certain until the latest email leak. And i was digging from the inside.
BingoBoingo: miaviator: Well a good place to start the repentance train would be http://www.cilice.co.uk/cilice/hand-crafted-copper-1-25-mm-gauge-full-leg-cilice.html
assbot: Hand crafted copper 1.25 mm gauge full leg cilice - Buy Cilice ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq8GWt )
williamdunne: DanielPBarron is a priest, he can help you repent also
miaviator: Kinky
miaviator: williamdunne: what country are you in?
williamdunne: miaviator: Well, as far as evidence goes, less concerned. But I'm sure some of the Derps who have (hopefully) learned lessons from this would appreciate a public apology (just waiting for the link to load)
williamdunne: miaviator: UK
miaviator: What religion if you don't mind my asking? The Cilice is not something brought up often.
williamdunne: La Serenissima
mats: what is going on in here
miaviator: Nothing.
miaviator: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Serenissima
assbot: La Serenissima - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1Hq9drg )
BingoBoingo: miaviator: It's a catholic thing. I'm not of that persuasion, but after that thing Josh hooked you into probably no reason for you to be picky about how you mortify the flesh.
williamdunne: miaviator: I'm not religious, I meant repent as if in apologize for your actions publicly
miaviator: WTF?
miaviator: BingoBoingo: That makes sense.
BingoBoingo: ;google the most serene republic of venice
BingoBoingo: ;;google the most serene republic of venice
gribble: Republic of Venice - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Venice>; Most Serene Republic - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Serene_Republic>; History of the Republic of Venice - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Republic_of_Venice>
miaviator: Orthodox catholic I would presume for the Cilice
decimation: BingoBoingo: catholics are weird. that heart and cross shaped 'bed of nails' is creepy
mircea_popescu: mats nfi.
BingoBoingo: mats: Oh, just some management staff from Gaw came by to hang out
miaviator: Former.
BingoBoingo: decimation: I always thought their pederasty was weirder
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46000 @ 0.00032545 = 14.9707 BTC [-] {2}
williamdunne: What I can't stop wondering is why Josh is still in the US
miaviator: williamdunne: Why would you think that?
miaviator: He has stated in 3 channels over 5 times that he is in a specific city in vermont.
miaviator: He has never before stated his location so much.
williamdunne: miaviator: Apparently I am deaf
williamdunne: miaviator: Vermont doesn't seem like a great choice either, better though
miaviator: Somehow that seams to indicate a desperate attempt at misdirection.
miaviator: williamdunne: Optima Computers
miaviator: One of his previous companies is located in brattlewhateverborough
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47700 @ 0.00033481 = 15.9704 BTC [+]
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mircea_popescu: in other news, http://38.media.tumblr.com/93beef5a9a8fbf126e15defc943cdc07/tumblr_ndw8teOwpw1tpse54o1_500.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1HqbR0j )
williamdunne: !up miaviator
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4967 @ 0.00033379 = 1.6579 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29400 @ 0.00033481 = 9.8434 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: danke BingoBoingo
ascii_lander ate a bottle of booze for dinner with ben_vulpes and walked more or less across whole diameter of b-a ☟︎
ascii_lander: at least, the whole blue tube line
BingoBoingo: Sweet
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell ascii_lander Ben is short a converter???
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell ascii_lander Ben would also like a phone call in the morning
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55683 @ 0.00033296 = 18.5402 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.00033481 = 4.8547 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22350 @ 0.00032227 = 7.2027 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.00033238 = 2.31 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 25 @ 0.06 = 1.5 BTC [+]
cazalla: ping mircea_popescu
cazalla: be needing something so ping back when you return plskthxgo
cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/04/garza-friends-additional-emails-detailed/
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1cUiDAd )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.0003328 = 7.3882 BTC [+] {2}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35600 @ 0.0003229 = 11.4952 BTC [-]
jurov: !up Vexual
Vexual: hi jurov
jurov: hell'o
Vexual: are you in slovanistan, or south america?
Vexual: keep it global
jurov: no, antarctica
Vexual: welll sydneys underwater
Vexual: some sorcerer sent a storm to mcqaurie st
williamdunne: !up vexual
Vexual: thanks
williamdunne: So, who are you?
Vexual: havent we met?
Vexual: your face is famkiliar
Vexual: here i jest
williamdunne: Vexual: Not particularly useful
Vexual: is that a descriptor?
Vexual: i dont know you either in that case
williamdunne: No its a statement, as a descriptor it would be relative
Vexual: im kinda versed around here, you wanna new descriptor?
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t0R10dXJxk
Vexual: youre they guy checking the gaw ceo?
Vexual: i can descibe a few way where they went wrong
williamdunne: Vexual: Aha most people can ;)
Vexual: im not too familariar with the operation, i remmeber when they first had a product, after that, id have to read more
williamdunne: Vexual: ScamCoins, ScamMiners, ScamInternet. General usage of scam as a prefix
Vexual: yeah, seems moreish skimming that qntra article
williamdunne: Lolz all round, really
Vexual: zt cut off his arm to lose cloudhashing
Vexual: tidy like, asx
Vexual: someone in that op has a commerce ticket
Vexual: so who are you again?
Vexual: you sound familiar
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104866 << bit late to pretend you were innocent, those GAW hangouts you featured in.. i know that guilty look, you knew what the fuck was up the entire time ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 20-04-2015 22:36:56; miaviator: I'm that asshole.
cazalla: that shit eating grin gives it away every time
Vexual: well if youre talking to yourself, ive a patent on that
Vexual: but its good fare anyhow
williamdunne: Vexual: Don't know, not
williamdunne: in many places so doubt you will have met me
Vexual: indeed
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-04-2015#1104886 i could tell something was up within 5 minutes of listening to garza, but it took you 15 years? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 20-04-2015 22:44:10; recon_eric_: I've said it once and I'll say it again, my only regret is blindly trusting a guy I've known 15+ years. Any of my other mistakes directly tie to that first one.
williamdunne: cazalla: Scammers gonna scam. Have to take some responsibility for it
williamdunne: cazalla: To be fair, could have started out as an ordinary guy 15 years ago
cazalla: williamdunne, maybe they touched swords long ago and recon_eric hoped by eating garza's shit on top of it, he'd keep quiet about that time they, you know, did their thing ☟︎
williamdunne: cazalla: Can't rule out any possibilities
Vexual: bitcin biz iz hard
Vexual: its like running an isp in 92
cazalla: recon_eric, pretty sure garza was banging amber as well tbh, what with the constant text messages and shit ☟︎
Vexual: who is amber
Vexual: seriously
cazalla: Vexual, this chick https://www.linkedin.com/pub/amber-messer/4a/116/149 it's recon_eric wife
assbot: Amber Messer | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1zFBK5W )
cazalla: works, or at least did, for marshall long at finalhash, guess garza liked to share his women around or something
cazalla: this is after PAing for garza mind you
Vexual: gaw was kinga flash in pan tho no?
williamdunne: !up recon_eric
williamdunne: recon_eric, are you a cuckold?
Vexual: oh shit
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkXDDBHV1-c
cazalla: williamdunne, it's possible! http://i.imgur.com/oqk5v4N.png http://i.imgur.com/gB1HuwD.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1zFCpUX )
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1zFCpV1 )
williamdunne: Oh shit
williamdunne: "keep the CEO on track" reads differently now from her LinkedIn profile
Vexual: yeah, failure is is failure
jurov: !up Vexual
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6FhS8jMHE
cazalla: williamdunne ain't no fun if garza's brother can't have none http://i.imgur.com/U65rztJ.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1zFCUOO )
williamdunne: Garza's adopted black brother
williamdunne: ping recon_eric
Vexual: u wot?
williamdunne: I take it back Cazalla: could be the paycoin developer; https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ryan-mottley/34/a65/338?trk=pub-pbmap
assbot: Ryan Mottley | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1boo0r3 )
cazalla: not sure that's him williamdunne as marshall long refers to the guy as brad in the emails
cazalla: might've been on the team that banged amber, i mean created paycoin but not the lead dev
Vexual: who da fuq is amber?
williamdunne: /can't tell if being serious anymore/
cazalla: scroll up Vexual
williamdunne: testing italics
williamdunne: testing italics
Vexual: well if bb cares phil dunn plead guilty
Vexual: 4 years
williamdunne doesn't know who Phil Dunn is
Vexual: hes actually names after our last rime minister, but i dint wana choice it
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQnJyP77tY
Vexual: just incase you wondered what 10k users looked like
Vexual: might be 30ish
Vexual: HERES 10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daKpauTL8oA
williamdunne: !up recon_eric
Vexual: shit alf they jut put ur cunt sniffer on tv foor malaria ☟︎
Vexual: not gettingmalaria is better than getting laid
Vexual: if you get malria
Vexual: eat that doog
williamdunne: !up Vexual
Vexual: danke
Vexual: sup pimp
cazalla: ;;seen thestringpuller
gribble: thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 45 minutes, and 37 seconds ago: <thestringpuller> ^- close the bet
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2by810nulE
Vexual: i like that guyu
Vexual: except hes usually sober'
Vexual: and buisinesslike
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37250 @ 0.00031124 = 11.5937 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmQxj4dmw8
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31900 @ 0.0003103 = 9.8986 BTC [-]
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
Vexual: da faq
Vexual: sir from now on
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn4UG6Jd0s shitty analist errywhere
Vexual: oh shit
Vexual: good evening mr popescu
Vexual: ever pinched a cigar from clinton and smoked it?
williamdunne: !up recon_eric
Vexual: of course not, but whyd ya lick it that mch, is threat like bleackberry
Vexual: hilly as ratchet
Vexual: its a jimmi hendrix thing
Vexual: fuckers
Vexual: we got panama fungus on our bananas, its a total crisis
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105349 << no fucking way dude, from san telmo to moreno it's like 50km. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 05:15:01; *: ascii_lander ate a bottle of booze for dinner with ben_vulpes and walked more or less across whole diameter of b-a
mircea_popescu: from tigre to whatever, peron it's also like 40
Vexual: u wot?
Vexual: mp youre like 4 bottles iin
Vexual: cop this
mircea_popescu: cazalla yo
cazalla: evening
mircea_popescu: this gaw wikileaks thing is pretty lulzy.
mircea_popescu: or, to quote tiffany, "Who cares if the security let u do this it doesn't mean u should have done it"
mircea_popescu: in any case one's left wondering if preet's now gonna look into stuff like "Discussing money that Garza alleged Stuart Fraser needed to keep out of sight"
mircea_popescu: why exactly is cantor fitzgerald "keeping money out of sight", and whose sight exactly ?
cazalla: interesting that
mircea_popescu: " The amount is 150k.
mircea_popescu: Please characterize it as a loan to him.
mircea_popescu: Thank you for your attention and discretion. And yes, even millionaires borrow money from each other"
mircea_popescu: lolk.
mircea_popescu: "Here is what I would like:
mircea_popescu: – 10k per month investment paid to Geniuses at Work Corporation for 24 months (to pay myself with)."
mircea_popescu: these millionaires...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32500 @ 0.0003103 = 10.0848 BTC [-]
mod6: made it to atl
mod6: only a small leg to msp left. *whew*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17814 @ 0.00031354 = 5.5854 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: o yo mod6
mod6: hi Mr. P!
mod6: just sitting here at the gate. few more hours, then i can fianlly sleep
mircea_popescu: hehe. im just sitting here signing keys
mod6: ahh cool!
mod6: customs derp: you were there for 5 days?
mod6: me: yup
mod6: him: and youre going to work right now??
mod6: me: yes.
mod6: him: wjat do you do?
mod6: me: software stuff
mod6: him: what languages do you play with?
mod6: me: javascript
mod6: him: ah, cool. i used to program in cobol.
mod6: leeeel
mircea_popescu: heh
mod6: maybe it just /seemed/ funny at 5am
mircea_popescu: for the record, key signing works as follows : $ gpg --edit-key --fingerprint <NAME>
mircea_popescu: then it puts out a prompt, you say sign
mircea_popescu: then it shows you the fingerprint, make sure it's the right one, confirm
mircea_popescu: and then $ gpg --keyserver sks-keyservers.net --send-key <KEYID> and $ gpg --keyserver pgp.mit.edu --send-key <KEYID> where keyid you just copy from the line above. ☟︎
mod6: good to note
mircea_popescu: certserver.pgp.com seems dead (gpg: keyserver send failed: keyserver error)
mircea_popescu: actually i suppose this could be a job for a young fellow not afraid of work : inherit phuctor and build a pgp keyserver around it.
mod6: ah, that'd be neat
mod6: ok time to board. ttyl!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4667 @ 0.0003103 = 1.4482 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ahaha all this derpage.
mircea_popescu: all these marginal idiots that never did anything misrepresenting themselves as connected and relevant and "renowned in the community",
mircea_popescu: it's almost like watching the derpy seduction kids go.
mats: mircea_popescu: that sounds interesting
mircea_popescu: mats gpg is eventually going to get rewritten anyway, so building some expertise is a good use of time.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw ever got around to starting the crunch on those keys ? ☟︎
mats: you got a spec?
mircea_popescu: no, but you can have one by the end of the week, how about that ?
mats: i look forward to it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6136 @ 0.00031354 = 1.9239 BTC [+]
davout: ohai
mircea_popescu: mats since i had a moment : http://trilema.com/2015/pgp-keyserver/
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1PaEscH )
davout: mircea_popescu: now i want to make my own version of that yo soy maria tune
mircea_popescu: should give you a general idea. may change till fri.
mircea_popescu: davout :D
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform & everyone interested ^ rfc on this whole thread.
davout: if i sing it i'll have to be mario from nintendo tho
mircea_popescu: lol
davout: so i have been sifting through the reference bitcoin implementation source code
davout: looks like my contribution is going to be snipping away retarded stuff we don't care about
mircea_popescu: unlike everyone else's
davout: no, in the sense that i probably won't be able to *add* for a while, until i'm comfortable enough with the whole thing
mircea_popescu: unlike everyone else.
mircea_popescu: :D
davout: blergh
mircea_popescu: lmao
davout: it's going to feel good blasting the "accounts" feature with piss
mircea_popescu: oyeah
davout: i'd also like to remove all the "if isTestnet" bullshit, and make the genesis block configurable, with the default bitcoin genesis block a hardcoded default ☟︎
mircea_popescu: afaik that was where the foundation was leaning too
mircea_popescu: gotta wait for ben to emerge from his barrel of malbec
davout: lol
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/yo-soy-la-vista-de-buenos-ayres-soy-yo/ << btw kakobrekla , dat 4th pic...
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1OaJngy )
mircea_popescu: "Free Lance Event Coordinator" wtf is that ?
mircea_popescu: "CurrentGeniuses at Work Corp PreviousVictory Medical, 3way events EducationAustin Community College" well i'll be damned if that's not exactly a hooker profile. 3way events, srsly ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8612 @ 0.00031394 = 2.7037 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "On the 19th of December 2014, Tokay provides Garza with the required parameters of his employment including a two year contract, $20,000 a month salary, 4 weeks vacation, bonus and stock options, relocation expenses, an apartment paid for for 6 months, green card visa assistance and legal fees as well as a company car. Garza informs Tokay that because GAW Miners is a startup, salary is capped at 90k." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha
mircea_popescu: HAHAHAHA
mircea_popescu: fucking hell wut is this.
mircea_popescu: nigglets now get 250k a year and crimpage in style ? what, flipping burgers like every other babu bhat waiting for green card aplications is too good for this tokay ?
davout: who's that tokay dude?
mircea_popescu: nobody but apparently also napoleon intermittently.
mircea_popescu: " Mate is a young entrepreneur. He runs the company on a daily basis. He travels to the conferences and arranges the miner hardware and other ..."
mircea_popescu: whatever, 15 an hour gofer/best grip.
mircea_popescu: "Máté Tokay Hungarian wakeboard team. When you see him on the site, seems so shy, so mostly people don’t know him so much like other riders, but if you research more about him, than you will se some pretty good results in his history of wakeboarding."
mircea_popescu: "I hadn't considered the Peercoin and recently the StartCoin noise we have made…We run the risk of not being taken seriously."
mircea_popescu: ahahaha bwahahah omfg
mircea_popescu: the RISK ?
mircea_popescu: what fucking risk. i run the risk of having a drink brb.
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander awoke
chetty: good morning ascii_lander
ascii_lander: good morning chetty!
mircea_popescu: cazalla why are you linking random http://www.filedropper.com/gawtar instead of locally hosting ? ☟︎
assbot: GAW.tar.gz :: Free File Hosting - File Dropper: File Host for Mp3, Videos, Music, Documents. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IBTx2T )
mircea_popescu: oh footnote lol. well, fixed nao ?
ascii_lander learned that there -are- in fact other folks in $hotel than him and ben_vulpes - all night long sounds of what appeared to be elephants being loaded into the next room, could be heard through the wall. made for some interesting dreams...
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105459 << wat ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 10:19:46; Vexual: shit alf they jut put ur cunt sniffer on tv foor malaria
mircea_popescu: i dunno they keep voicing him
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: we did more or less the whole of light-blue tube line 'a'
ascii_lander: and some side streets
ascii_lander: can't even recall why
mircea_popescu: from plaza de mayo to san pedrito ?
ascii_lander: opposite dir
ascii_lander: from hell knows where to plaza de mayo
mircea_popescu: aha. that's like 10 km
mircea_popescu: hm. you prolly took it from miserere ? like 4 ?
ascii_lander will have to prod ben_vulpes when he awakens. he had the original coordinates for the cab that put us in the mongolia we started from
mircea_popescu: you brought back any horses/fillies from that mongolia ?
ascii_lander: nein
ascii_lander: iirc we didnt even eat, l0l
ascii_lander: (started with bottle, and after that there was a kind of other logic.)
mircea_popescu pictures the two trying to open hotel with cigar
ascii_lander: with magic.
mircea_popescu: anyway, i'm fixing auden's poem atm
ascii_lander: the progre?
ascii_lander: did we ever do 'programmer does what prgmogres can, feats quite impossible for man...
ascii_lander: '
mircea_popescu: no, the clocks.
ascii_lander: http://homepages.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/auden.stop.html << it?
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1J6dmTs )
mircea_popescu: the very same
ascii_lander read mircea_popescu pgp rfc in half-awake state and almost released brain from nose until realized that it is for -keyserver- and not a pgptron (e.g. gpg) per se
mircea_popescu: hahaha
mircea_popescu: "mp has apparently gone insane. no, wait, how about read this thing again first."
chetty: <mircea_popescu> "mp has apparently gone insane.// this would be new??
mircea_popescu: well now that all depends
chetty: !up ascii_lander
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105568 << davout appears ready to rumble ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 12:45:48; davout: i'd also like to remove all the "if isTestnet" bullshit, and make the genesis block configurable, with the default bitcoin genesis block a hardcoded default
ascii_lander: ^ though seed config probably oughta happen first, imho
ascii_lander: the current mechanism for it is dangerously - explosively - retarded
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24000 @ 0.00031394 = 7.5346 BTC [+]
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105544 << will start throwing the mega-butterflycollection in there as soon as i park the thing on that spiffy new box. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 11:58:35; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform btw ever got around to starting the crunch on those keys ?
mircea_popescu: cool.
ascii_lander: after return to mordor.
ascii_lander: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105577 << wat ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 13:07:15; mircea_popescu: "On the 19th of December 2014, Tokay provides Garza with the required parameters of his employment including a two year contract, $20,000 a month salary, 4 weeks vacation, bonus and stock options, relocation expenses, an apartment paid for for 6 months, green card visa assistance and legal fees as well as a company car. Garza informs Tokay that because GAW Miners is a startup, salary is capped at 90k
ascii_lander pops
mircea_popescu: heh
jurov: http://ria.ru/incidents/20150421/1059911210.html director of russian drug police says "color revolutions" are caused by special drugs
assbot: ФСКН: спайсы-убийцы используют для организации "цветных революций" | РИА Новости ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIDejz )
ascii_lander: l0l 'bath salt'
ascii_lander: ''"Ð’ прошлом году мы столкнулись с феноменом, когда известный синтетический наркотик был пополнен новым радикалом фторсодержащей группы и наркотическое вещество приобрело качество боевого отравляющего вещества, что вызвало эпидемию смертеÐ
jurov: dunno why they doin't go full way and connect it to chemtrails
ascii_lander: 'in the past year we encountered a phenomenon where a well-known synthetic dope was augmented with a new radical, a fluoride group, and the dope acquired the qualities of a chemical warfare compound, which caused an epidemic of deaths (in ru.), said ivanov.'
ascii_lander: rest of the thing is reasonable though
ascii_lander: alleges that dopeheads were over-represented in 'maidan' (may well be the case)
mircea_popescu: good point. dem chgemtrails
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander dopeheads are always overepresented. one thing, because age group. the other, because inhibitions.
jurov: and it's usually done in china except usually done in the US/UK?
ascii_lander: jurov is translating with dictionary or what
ascii_lander: the us/uk paragraph refers to the (ancient, snoreworthy) fact of research in use of dope for psychodemocratiderpization is a beloved research topic in those countries.
jurov: my russian isn't to notch, but he says "similar work is done in US/UK" and two paragraphs later ""spajsy" usually come from asian region"
ascii_lander: jurov: next paragraph reveals (shock!) where folks in ru ultimately get their 'bath salts'
ascii_lander: (known, perhaps because everyone in ru is herbert fan, as 'spice')
jurov: i don't get it. so they blame the mass poisoning to US/UK developed stuff distributed by some "totalitarian sects"?
ascii_lander: jurov: that thing is a ru example of the kind of 'public health' idiocy piece often found in usa papers
ascii_lander: e.g., 'smoking is a tool of pedos so quit smoke' etc
ascii_lander wonders why jurov so reliably reads ru tabloids
jurov: so, when russian narco police says something, it's to be considered as tabloid material?
ascii_lander not up to date on ru narcopolice (recall how putin was supposedly set to abolish it, on account of derpitude?) but seems to be the case
jurov: and generally it's because many other people around here read ru tabloids and try to make sense of it, with horrible results
jurov: that cause me to take notice
lobbes: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: buenos dias
jurov: hi vulpes
ben_vulpes: hi jurov!
ben_vulpes: how's it with you?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36900 @ 0.00031394 = 11.5844 BTC [+]
jurov: it's okay
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
mircea_popescu: yo ben_vulpes
ascii_lander: something is jamming almost whole 2.4g
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes is awake!
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/stop-all-the-clocks-again/
assbot: Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIHU99 )
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i think the empenadas i found brought 2.4g contamination back to hotel redacto
ben_vulpes: buenos dias herr popescu
mircea_popescu: !up RetroFeel
RetroFeel: hi
RetroFeel: wondering
RetroFeel: anyone tried https://investcryptos.com?ref=60752352 ? or no ref https://investcryptos.com
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RetroFeel: got some ref payment there but should i invest in program?
mircea_popescu: dude stop being retarded.
RetroFeel: ??
ben_vulpes: <rectofeel>
ascii_lander: RetroFeel: no. better idea, convert your money to zimbabwean dollars and put in pyre. then light
ascii_lander: the gods will then smile
ascii_lander: and mega-returnz.
RetroFeel: what does this mean sir
RetroFeel: looking for advice please :/
ben_vulpes: 7% a week, i think
ascii_lander: 777
ben_vulpes: it means it's a scam
RetroFeel: ok but i got paid ref comm???
ben_vulpes: RetroFeel: u savvy how HYIP works?
RetroFeel: hm?
RetroFeel: sorry english not 100%
ben_vulpes: high yield investment product
ben_vulpes: aka take your money and run
ben_vulpes: look buddy you're lucky enough to have bitcoins
ben_vulpes: don't burn them on scams
RetroFeel: I have 8.5 bitcoin how to grow?
ben_vulpes: buy more.
RetroFeel: thought if i play some 1 coin i may double
ben_vulpes: "may" << not over a long enough time.
RetroFeel: ok
Pierre_Rochard: I have 8.5 bitcoin how to grow? <= as the chosen people say, dayenu ☟︎
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [13:34] hm. you prolly took it from miserere ? like 4 ? << walked *past* misere at one point
ben_vulpes: strolled from palermo
mircea_popescu: so wheredja start ?
ben_vulpes: place called...
ben_vulpes: "Sheldon"
ben_vulpes: showing ascii_lander heights of orcish technology
mircea_popescu: so like honduras ?
ben_vulpes: and serrano
ascii_lander: top orcraft.
mircea_popescu: yeah so like 6-7km
ben_vulpes: i kept expecting food along the way
ben_vulpes: FOOLISHLY
mircea_popescu: o, rly ?
mircea_popescu: no parilladas nada ?
ben_vulpes: apparently we missed them all
ben_vulpes: and then it was two and only the retarded pizza joints filled with teens were open
ben_vulpes: saw some grafitti people doing their thing tho
ascii_lander: we ate sodium light and lulz instead
ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander [13:43] read mircea_popescu pgp rfc in half-awake state and almost released brain from nose until realized that it is for -keyserver- and not a pgptron (e.g. gpg) per se << wasn't there an actual keyserver rfc at some point? i swear i read this thing but now cannot find it.
mircea_popescu: not afaik
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> we ate sodium light and lulz instead << many lulz painted on the sidewalk
ben_vulpes: apparently the big iron bowls outside congreso nacional are nazi installations in some regard?
ascii_lander: did mengele upchuck into those or what.
ben_vulpes: <cazalla> [09:44] Vexual, this chick https://www.linkedin.com/pub/amber-messer/4a/116/149 it's recon_eric wife << CoralFeather?
assbot: Amber Messer | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIL1hl )
ben_vulpes: this is some burning man shibboleth?
ascii_lander begins to stir into motion
ben_vulpes: i have some salt to stuff in buckets, ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: feel free to proceed without me
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: take your time
ascii_lander has not washed, dressed, or entirely awakened
ben_vulpes has html to manually diff and jam into vcs
ben_vulpes: thanksbro
ascii_lander looks at the toil of ben_vulpes and is happy to have left the fires of the orcish smithies entirely behind in mordor
ben_vulpes eyes ascii_lander's tether
ben_vulpes: mhm
ben_vulpes: 'tis a "right button" bit of saltwork
ascii_lander: aha.
ben_vulpes sighs
ben_vulpes: whose editor not only indents after a closing tag but also uses tabs?
ascii_lander: heathen emacs ?
mircea_popescu: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2b3vnw_cow-and-chicken-season-4-episode-4-mall-cop_fun << speaking of tethers
assbot: Cow and Chicken Season 4 Episode 4: Mall Cop - Video Dailymotion ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIMnsx )
ben_vulpes: i am pavlovianly disappointed
ben_vulpes: i see mircea_popescu links and expect to see all sorts of perversions
mircea_popescu: don't stereotype me
mircea_popescu: check your privilege!
ascii_lander finally moves from bed, brb.
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: http://www.buenosairesmilongas.com/#Tuesday << dig the sweet table-based UI
assbot: Buenos Aires Milongas ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIQ2qj )
chetty: Updated 21 September 2010 // you might be a little late ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: heh didn't even see that...
ben_vulpes: guess i need some more coffee
ben_vulpes: http://shahrukhmerchant.com/ << legitt
assbot: Home ... ( http://bit.ly/1DIUo0v )
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: knob swizzled
ben_vulpes: i'm going to grab some coffee down at the cafe on the plaza
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00031485 = 6.4229 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27900 @ 0.00031718 = 8.8493 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7609 @ 0.00031955 = 2.4315 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21007 @ 0.00031551 = 6.6279 BTC [-] {2}
lobbes: mircea_popescu, cow and chicken, eh? Funny that I don't picture you as a cartoon connoisseur.
lobbes: You've seen Ren and Stimpy, no? iirc it is the same creators as the former, just more deranged.
lobbes: !up ascii_lander1
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12693 @ 0.00031126 = 3.9508 BTC [-]
ascii_lander1: ;;later tell ben_vulpes i'ma look for food then will stop by hotel lobby around 2 if you want to find me. otherwise will explore the surface alone and we will meet at the coordinates mircea_popescu gave earlier, at 6.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander1: ah, i missed the coords
ascii_lander1: l0l there you are.
ascii_lander1: i went out for food, got distracted following a set of phemiderps drumming and waving plaquards (a gigantic tour bus deposited several dozen right in front of hotel) and then went back to room
ascii_lander1: (to check #b-a naturally) ☟︎
lobbes: !up miaviator
ben_vulpes: hola mike_c
miaviator: Thanks lobbes
lobbes: yw
mike_c: hola senor vulpes
miaviator: mircea_popescu: https://www.linkedin.com/in/bradchun of butterkiss consulting was the coin developer.
assbot: bradley chun | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1EopNsz )
ascii_lander1: mike_c is home ?
ben_vulpes: landed safely?
mike_c: yup, made it back pretty easily
mike_c: ;;seen mod6
gribble: mod6 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 hours, 36 minutes, and 40 seconds ago: <mod6> ok time to board. ttyl!
mike_c: oh shit, did he miss his flight?
mike_c: wasn't sure if he was going to make it
miaviator: mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/04/garza-friends-additional-emails-detailed/ says there was a 5.1GB email dump, there was two 5GB email dumps do you have both?
assbot: Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1EopZrO )
ben_vulpes: how on earth do you people make so much email ☟︎
ascii_lander1: l0l
ben_vulpes wonders if the logs are even 5g
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: logs are maybe half that ?
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: you've measured this?
pete_dushenski: have not. just ballparking
ben_vulpes: apropos of nada, my favorite unlogged line from the con:
ben_vulpes: mike_c: "is he putting /butter/ in his coffee?!"
pete_dushenski: ha, i've heard of people who do this
pete_dushenski: more of a cinnamon man myself
mike_c: it didn't seem to be melting so well either :)
mike_c: btw, 2 years of logs = 400mb (measured)
pete_dushenski: aha.
mike_c: and that's the html files.. ☟︎
pete_dushenski: so 1/10 of the gaw emails
pete_dushenski: 1/12*
ben_vulpes: probably largely attributable to the endless politeness
ben_vulpes: "plz foar ams profesh"
lobbes: re: coffee. Once you go black, you can't go back. Added benefit of $maxcaffeine per cup
pete_dushenski: scoop: http://www.contravex.com/2015/04/21/the-case-for-infanticide/
assbot: The case for infanticide. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1EosESw )
pete_dushenski reading all these garza letters on qntra. quite the dig cazalla!
mod6: hi :]
pete_dushenski: heya mod6!
mod6: mike_c: na, i made my flight yesterday no problemo. earlier today I was boarding my connection in ATL. I'm back home now.
mod6: in mordor (lol)
pete_dushenski: mod6: was that your first trip to south america ?
pete_dushenski: btw did i miss the reason why log1 isn't working ? ☟︎
mod6: pete_dushenski: ya
pete_dushenski: very cool!
mod6: it really was.
mod6: and so ... ok, it's snowing here today
mike_c: mod6: ah, good. not that getting stuck in BA would have been the worst thing in the world.
mod6: true :)
mod6: today its 37 deg. F/2.7 deg. C and snowing lol
mod6: mike_c: how was your flight(s)?
mike_c: very easy. i slept through most of it again
mod6: oh wow. good for you. i never sleep on planes hardly.
mod6: which reminds me; I need a nap :]
mod6: I'll come back and checkin a bit later. hasta luego!
pete_dushenski: !up miaviator
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105714 << heh. nice ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 14:40:32; Pierre_Rochard: I have 8.5 bitcoin how to grow? <= as the chosen people say, dayenu
pete_dushenski: https://blog.sucuri.net/2015/04/security-advisory-xss-vulnerability-affecting-multiple-wordpress-plugins.html << for anyone using jetpack, wordpress seo, yoast thingies, etc.
assbot: Security Advisory: XSS Vulnerability Affecting Multiple WordPress Plugins | Sucuri Blog ... ( http://bit.ly/1J76Njt )
pete_dushenski: http://qntra.net/2014/10/caleb-chen-stephanie-murphy-brian-sovryn-assist-ponzi-scheme/#comment-19226 << zing williamdunne !
assbot: Caleb Chen, Stephanie Murphy & Brian Sovryn Assist Ponzi Scheme | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1J7706e )
Pierre_Rochard: pete_dushenski: attended my first two passover dinners this year, the first was blasé, the second was SJW (had the orange on the seder plate, G-d was removed from the prayers!) ☟︎
pete_dushenski: the first one sounds typical, the second, wtf oranges ?
pete_dushenski: was this in florida ??
pete_dushenski: and lemme guess, the oldest people in the room asked the four questions instead of the youngest ☟︎
Pierre_Rochard: http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/an-orange-on-the-seder-plate/
assbot: An Orange on the Seder Plate - My Jewish Learning ... ( http://bit.ly/1DJnSLW )
pete_dushenski can imagine a buncha octogenarians fighting for who plays the ignorant child
Pierre_Rochard: this goy found it jarring
Pierre_Rochard: haha
pete_dushenski: "Susannah Heschel, a well-known Jewish feminist scholar, was introduced to an early feminist Haggadah that suggested adding a crust of bread on the seder plate, as a sign of solidarity with Jewish lesbians (which was intended to convey the idea that there’s as much room for a lesbian in Judaism as there is for a crust of bread on the seder plate)." ☟︎
pete_dushenski: HAHAHA omg
pete_dushenski: "Heschel felt that to put bread on the seder plate would be to accept that Jewish lesbians and gay men violate Judaism like hametz [leavened food] violates Passover. So at her next seder, she chose an orange as a symbol of inclusion of gays and lesbians and others who are marginalized within the Jewish community. She offered the orange as a symbol of the fruitfulness for all Jews when lesbians and gay men are co
pete_dushenski: ntributing and active members of Jewish life."
pete_dushenski: lol jeebus that's too much to take!
pete_dushenski: such "tradition hates me so let's pretend like tradition can be whatever we want it to be"
pete_dushenski: Pierre_Rochard: i'll fly you down for one of my seders one of these fine years.
Pierre_Rochard: pete_dushenski: it would be an honor
Pierre_Rochard: a mitzvah*
pete_dushenski: i mean hey, if mp can host conferences, the least i can do is host the serene republic's seders ☟︎
pete_dushenski: Pierre_Rochard: the mitzvah would be all mine ;)
chetty: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/many-vitamins-can-give-you-5556383
assbot: Too many vitamins can give you CANCER, major new study warns the millions who take them - Mirror Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1DJq6e5 )
lobbes: 'One trial found the chances of lung cancer increased by 18% while another showed an rise of 28%.'
lobbes: I wonder if this is because the people taking these supplements are trying to offset all the processed crap they are eating
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.00032154 = 3.4887 BTC [+]
lobbes: hence, the 'pseudo-food' being at least a contributing factor
chetty: well most of those vitamins are just more nasty chems like the pseudo-food
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32700 @ 0.00031063 = 10.1576 BTC [-] {2}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60050 @ 0.00031034 = 18.6359 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: lobbes and why not ?
mircea_popescu: hadn't seen ren and stimpy, no
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105786 << lawl. this may be the first argentinian tour coordinated by irc. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:21:00; ascii_lander1: (to check #b-a naturally)
mircea_popescu: miaviator i dunno, talk tio cazalla about that.
mircea_popescu: how's ny mike_c ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105803 << because they don't know how to use email. a) they top answer ; b) they add all that signature spam. ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:24:03; ben_vulpes: how on earth do you people make so much email
mircea_popescu: 15% of the 5gb is made up out of 568048645 instances of "if i sent this email to the wrong guy please pretend this never happened because my name is phantomcircuit" in 45734 threads.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105816 << this. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:28:33; mike_c: and that's the html files..
mircea_popescu: lol infanticide. as time goes by, petey gets moar and moar eligible bacheloar.
mircea_popescu: Return-path: <terry@pochta.com>
mircea_popescu: From: "TAX@irs.gov" <tax@irs.gov>
mircea_popescu: Subject: Your FED TAX payment (ID:11HIRS244242490) was Rejected ☟︎
mircea_popescu: nice try spamboy. however as it happens, i send as many payments to the irs as I have accounts with citi
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105830 << no idea ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 16:44:23; pete_dushenski: btw did i miss the reason why log1 isn't working ?
mircea_popescu: hey kakobrekla do you know ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105850 << what's the orange do ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:13:09; Pierre_Rochard: pete_dushenski: attended my first two passover dinners this year, the first was blasé, the second was SJW (had the orange on the seder plate, G-d was removed from the prayers!)
mircea_popescu: dude fucking bs
mircea_popescu: who the fuck is heschel and who asked her anything.
mircea_popescu: srsly, 1980 ? three digit year or it didn't happen.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105868 << i think it's time the republic starts oppressing teh jews like any real country. how about, forcing them to add a slice of black forest cake to the seder. ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:19:06; pete_dushenski: i mean hey, if mp can host conferences, the least i can do is host the serene republic's seders
mircea_popescu: should be punishment enough.
mircea_popescu: WP-E-Commerce kek
mircea_popescu: heh. me wonders why exactly is it that the wp derps are willing to coordinate vulnerability "fixes" by "upgrading" with the sucuri derps.
mircea_popescu: then me notices the sucuri website uses disqus.
mircea_popescu: mmmmkay.
mircea_popescu: pro tip : disqus is like the yellow star in the jewish ghetto.
BingoBoingo: <lobbes> I wonder if this is because the people taking these supplements are trying to offset all the processed crap they are eating << Or because folate is like gasoline for the living. The first chemotherapy trials for Leukemia tried Folic Acid as the drug agent. Interesting reads came out of that.
mircea_popescu: Pierre_Rochard you know the very notion that someone thinks themselves gay and jewish... it's like... the quadriplegic swimmer or something. the 98 yo beauty queen ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i'm with BingoBoingo : folate is toxic in large doses, especially to males. and they're being dosed to all shit out of seemingly innocuous stuff (like flour) because hey, women *might* need it.
mircea_popescu: but you can't make "woman flour", so just fuck up everyone. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: The batch of kids who were expected to make it another six months without treatment were lucky (or unlucky) if they made it past three weeks on the trial
Pierre_Rochard: mircea_popescu: “reform judaism” -> special olympics, “inner beauty” pageant
lobbes now feels compelled to read flour labels before buying ☟︎
mircea_popescu: Pierre_Rochard nuts.
mircea_popescu: lobbes it's not required labelling.
mircea_popescu: but it IS one of the amusing marks of ignorance (to me), because the derps all concerned about flouridated water do not seem to know about the "fortified" milk and the folated flour.
mircea_popescu: it's like... ooookay, i'm sure your careful approach to intake of substances will change things.
mircea_popescu: but for the record : the case for dosing women, especially the sort likely to have kids unexpectedly (young, addicted, poor) and the sort likely to be depleted (oyung, addicted, poor) is extremely compelling. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: ^
mircea_popescu: absent folate, all sorts of neural tube defects arise (spina bifida chief among em), and the absence kinda has to be remedied a week before conception.
BingoBoingo: A little bit of folate does quite a bit of good, but too much is playing with fire outside of pregnancy situations.
mircea_popescu: something like that.
BingoBoingo: Other B-vitamins, nicotinic acid and cyanocobalamin far safer and necessary for the endurance drinker
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: "Banana Bag" and all
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mike_c: mircea_popescu:how's ny mike_c ? << beautiful day today. springtime in manhattan is not a bad thing.
mircea_popescu: aha.
BingoBoingo: Springtime in Illinois is more precarious. Sure right now the weather is beautiful and the tulips are nearing the end of their blooming, but... at any moment the sky could change its mind and try to smote me.
chetty: http://www.wired.com/2015/04/dmca-ownership-john-deere/ ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1J7O7A4 )
BingoBoingo: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/417155/wisconsins-shame-i-thought-it-was-home-invasion-david-french
assbot: Wisconsin's Shame: ‘I Thought It Was a Home Invasion’ | National Review Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1J7PkHK )
BingoBoingo: ^ Kulaks
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34800 @ 0.00031177 = 10.8496 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell danielpbarron http://arstechnica.com/business/2015/04/twitter-broadens-violent-threat-stance-makes-offenders-face-music/
assbot: Twitter broadens “violent threat” stance, makes offenders face music | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1J7RvuK )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27648 @ 0.00032154 = 8.8899 BTC [+]
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=21-04-2015#1105595 <<< refresh! didn't have much choice at the time given ftp issue ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 13:25:57; mircea_popescu: cazalla why are you linking random http://www.filedropper.com/gawtar instead of locally hosting ?
mthreat: mircea_popescu: have some fun with this one: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/21/chimpanzees-granted-legal-persons-status-unlawful-imprisonment
assbot: Chimpanzees granted 'legal persons' status to defend their rights in court | World news | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1G4yAef )
mthreat: habeas simius
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16771 @ 0.00032294 = 5.416 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9545 @ 0.00032424 = 3.0949 BTC [+] {2}