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douchebag: Yeah I know,
she def was interested in the offer
douchebag: because
she wants to go to bed soon
mircea_popescu: but anyone who feels like raiding 4chan this morn... get your keyboards ready lol,
she's about to link
mircea_popescu: notably, bridget fonda's role in this world. (
she gets shot in the stomach for it, most satisfyingly.)
TomServo: I can't believe I guessed correctly what
she meant before the reveal. Namespace dyslexia somehow clued me.
mircea_popescu: eventually
she was awake enough to remember ~
she had put earplugs in~ because went to sleep while place still active, and ~that was why~
she couldn't hear a word i was saying.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in the lulzy tales : late last night i went into girl's room cuz i couldn't sleep and wanted to play.
she was asleep.
she woke up startled, and then i could see panic grip her. and i was you know, all "don't worry baby, you're not in trouble, there's nothing wrong" and
she was looking at me with these big and growing eyes and turning progressively whiteer.
mircea_popescu: recruited as a “unicorn” by a Neurologist at a hospital in town.
She abandoned me and our middle child who has Autism.
She took the youngest and oldest boy and they are considered now Mitch’s children. So, excuse me if I can’t be open minded enough to understand this. I don’t. It hurts incredibly bad and I don’t understand how a doctor, with a wife and six children, could steal my wife and try to take my children."
mircea_popescu: oh, oh, look, there's even a bit of mittelamerica in there! "I came home from my tour in the US Army in the Middle East. I have only been back two months. My wife and I have three children. We have been married for ten years. I came back and Sarah had changed. Didn’t want anything to do with me. This is typical for returning Veterans so I figured it would just take time. Fast forward to now, I just discovered,
she has been
mircea_popescu: trinque> all anyone does today is larp, from chiraq to palestine << word. and the larp that they do is always and very amusingly a sort of first-person-cool. i was explaining a coupla days ago the mechanics of "pantsuit uprising" and how firing a line would send the whole field of 'em packing to deeply disbelieving girly.
she honestly thought that if i march a 100 strong regiment to the sider of a 100`000 strong "color revol
a111: Logged on 2018-04-03 16:36 BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> so this upscale local market ("automercado") that stocks all the shit i buy and consequently got a multi-mn monthly account came up with the very dubious idea of running a promotion. one of those things where you get stickers with your receipt and then you fill a book ? in the terms of the master provisioneer, "they'll rue the day!". i think
she's got like twenty of the things all lined up. << Here "automercados" are
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> so this upscale local market ("automercado") that stocks all the shit i buy and consequently got a multi-mn monthly account came up with the very dubious idea of running a promotion. one of those things where you get stickers with your receipt and then you fill a book ? in the terms of the master provisioneer, "they'll rue the day!". i think
she's got like twenty of the things all lined up. << Here "automercados" are
☟︎ mircea_popescu: so this upscale local market ("automercado") that stocks all the shit i buy and consequently got a multi-mn monthly account came up with the very dubious idea of running a promotion. one of those things where you get stickers with your receipt and then you fill a book ? in the terms of the master provisioneer, "they'll rue the day!". i think
she's got like twenty of the things all lined up.
a111: Logged on 2018-03-30 05:21 douchebag: mircea_popescu: I have a girl but
she is wondering if
she's allowed to wear sunglasses
mircea_popescu: exactly how
she ended up chained to a tree in the swamp, also.
douchebag: alright,
she's offline at the moment. I'll let her know whenever
she decides to get on
mimisbrunnr: Logged on 2018-03-30 06:24 douchebag: Anyway though,
she wants to know if
she'll still get paid even though shes a porker
douchebag: Anyway though,
she wants to know if
she'll still get paid even though shes a porker
douchebag: mircea_popescu: A woman is interested in the tits offer, but
she's morbidly obese
douchebag: mircea_popescu: I have a girl but
she is wondering if
she's allowed to wear sunglasses
☟︎ mircea_popescu: in other news, here's a novel idea for slavegirl torture : have her hit the gym really hard, then once her muscles are nice and sore and
she can't defend herself... give her a nice massage or something. i sweat this thing squeezing a thigh while suckling a tit felt outright japanese.
la:
she'll be here soon :3
la:
she's down to post tits
mircea_popescu:
she has a point, girly self-paints are harder than they seem
douchebag: No her family doesn't
she's just worrying
douchebag: mircea_popescu: Tell her
she doesn't have to worry about her family seeing
douchebag: mircea_popescu: I know someone who is willing to show tits, but
she doesn't want to include face
douchebag: Oh yeah
she was in Vienna when
she was there,
she mentioned that people aren't allowed to live in cities besides vienna without permission or something along those lines
douchebag: Anyone ever visit Austria?
She said
she had a great time when
she visited there
douchebag: I'm looking forward to seeing the castles and whatnot,
she's visited Poland before and loved it
douchebag: Haha, yes.
She would never do that though
mircea_popescu: i taught her a lesson in handicapping of magnificent splendour rarely seen : halfway through last quarter, the score being 80 (to 40 something) i asked her whether they clear 94. no way.
she bet me, and well...
mircea_popescu: "Like a bad ass
she is,
she proved to be wise beyond her years by standing head and shoulders (Or is it ass-tall) with the boys." doesn't even INTEND irony, you realise.
☟︎☟︎ lobbes: "Contrary to medical opinion, a patent absolutely sloshed on morphine and diazepine tranquilizers can indeed work up sufficient rage to vociferously complain, bellow actually, about the sound and feeling of cancellous bone being crushed inside his skull as a bored nurse thrashes a lead-weighted truncheon about the insides his sinuses.
She knew there was an exit to my throat back there somewhere, it was in the anatomy books. If
she could not find it
hanbot: <ben_vulpes> womxn is the new word in other linguistic backflips << why, has the average one gotten so large you can't tell whether or not
she's a plurality?
trinque: if
she doesn't want to wait, eventually there will be a way to transition a classical gentoo box forthcoming, since I'll be doing it to my own.
trinque:
she was building the thing evaluating it for her own use. still can, but will need a revision from me, which I'm working on.
mircea_popescu: the task isn't to tell black chick how to code, but why
she can't.
BingoBoingo: Why no outrage for the poor suffering Sergeant who had to convincingly pretend enthusiasm when banging it out with a bag old enough that
she had a mid-20's adult son die from terminal reddit/opiods last year.
diana_coman used to do precisely as described cycling + swimming; that's the main part
she's missing of South Tyrol
phf: mircea_popescu: well, i know that hanbot is waiting for a vdiffer that can actually produce a genesis from what
she has, current one fails because of the whole -- regexing
a111: Logged on 2017-02-21 22:44 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes speaking of house, the BEST THING father can do for his daughter, aged 9 to 19, is make sure
she has abundant, clean protein available. no meal without salmon, fine beef, shrimp, pump her full of 100g of protein a day.
BingoBoingo: WTF,
She opened with... A negotiation on term!
a111: Logged on 2018-02-09 23:08 pete_dushenski: lulzy trump anecdote of the day comes to us from his personal porn star stormy daniels : "
She describes walking into his suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel, for instance. “You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week,”
she recalled. “And he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He
trinque:
she must be the walmart version of that as he is the turd-stain on the whitey-tighties of his
trinque does not know how the power dynamics play out among whore that ascends, and thus cannot reckon what her hindbrain tells her
she didn't get.
trinque: this porn whore that decides
she'll have 15min of upboats recounting some mundane tryst
she had with a mediocre man.
pete_dushenski: lulzy trump anecdote of the day comes to us from his personal porn star stormy daniels : "
She describes walking into his suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel, for instance. “You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week,”
she recalled. “And he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He
☟︎ lobbes: "So
she did what
she felt was the most humane choice." My sides.. wtf. If situation wasn't absurd enough, the fact that
she came to conclusion that "mammal slowly drowning in shitter" = moar humane than simply letting it loose in/around airport (or even taking a well placed shoe to it) puzzles me the most
TomServo: Now
she'll have to step up to emotional support ardvark.
mircea_popescu: the world can now spin as
she's done her part, and all anyone could ever demand of her.
mircea_popescu: so that's it, precious cuntlet importantly declares "i approve of this thing" and that's all her job's worth,
she's done.
diana_coman finds out
she does ...not like baby turtles
mircea_popescu: that's another great thing to watch, girlibutt going from paddle to standing.
she's got one second to lift lift lift!
mircea_popescu: it is also possible average crack whore has a pile of microsoft stock
she's not selling.
mircea_popescu: so you know, to alf's absolute standard, "
she never suffered the consequences", i guess.
mircea_popescu: empower the alt-reality fictions of worthless "precious" cuntlet, so devoid of any value or impoirtance
she couldn't even fdind clerical employment in her home country.
a111: Logged on 2018-02-02 20:52 mircea_popescu: this trip
she got to ride around in one ; and found out that the ambassador's official representation car is exactly her mark and mode ; except made in mexico not imported from bayerische krankenwerk directly.
mircea_popescu: this trip
she got to ride around in one ; and found out that the ambassador's official representation car is exactly her mark and mode ; except made in mexico not imported from bayerische krankenwerk directly.
☟︎ mp_en_viaje: woman's concern that
she could be raped is to be addressed through impaling would'be rapists. NOT through "not publishing pubenda".
mp_en_viaje: woman is to go around naked, not dressed. this because the positive
she gets from the advertising of her sexual characteristics sums an epsilon over as large a crowd is exposed (this is a pantsuit rendition ; the correct statement is that her chances to score mp depend on exposure)
diana_coman admits that is one of the things
she really, really likes about ffa
mp_en_viaje: as far as anyone knows, the only bdsm thing in this 8 mn strong city is an item calling itself "club sweet perversions" and limiting self to a facebook page, because why the fuck not, right. if you call their number (319 2137590) some dorky woman tells you it's on caracas and 62nd. except when you actually get there and there's no such thing (just a buncha three story love hotels with overexcited porters trying to get you to park in!!!). then
she tur
phf: particularly when all these scenarios have a consistent "and
she turned out to be a pretty girl" punch line
a111: Logged on 2018-01-31 02:19 mp_en_viaje: other anecdote : different woman, ~same age, warned ~me~ to put my wad away, there's thieves. this one, you see, hadn't yet accepted her age. so
she was being useful, "if you had one like me, your cash would be so protected. ask me to follow ?"
mp_en_viaje: phf, there is such a thing as a snatcher, and such a thing as a pickpocket. though... social behaviours serve social purposes. "it's dangerous!!!" for instance works very well for selection. anecdote : ro consul introduced pretty girl, intern at embassy. over sushi
she confessed her unimpressment in local boys, "i was walking down candeleria and these dorks were lke o no, it's gotten dark, it's dangerous and soon enough made themselves scarce. wel...
mp_en_viaje: other anecdote : different woman, ~same age, warned ~me~ to put my wad away, there's thieves. this one, you see, hadn't yet accepted her age. so
she was being useful, "if you had one like me, your cash would be so protected. ask me to follow ?"
☟︎ mp_en_viaje: also, you know, very matriarchal structure, somehow. anecdote : bought some i dun recall what from respectable (and very competent, and eager to do well) middle aged woman in shop. as we left
she called girl back, all worried like,
mp_en_viaje: and when i tell the girly there "when you are told to get cab you get cab"
she had BUTS in her schedule!
mp_en_viaje:
http://btcbase.org/log/2018-01-30#1778242 << nah, for one if you set up her bouncer you can read her logs, and for the other it breeds bad habits.
she can do it herself once i get around to putting it on her menu ; meanwhile if enough folk complain ima just have her not chan till then
☝︎ mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, why's
she all shying out anyway ? nobody ate the emmy lark character, whats the worst that can happen!
phf: wherein
she blames far right for creating and feeding islamic extrimism
mircea_popescu: what can you do ?
she's not setting up any bouncers as a three day old.
mircea_popescu:
http://btcbase.org/log/2018-01-25#1776348 << this is a much deeper problem anyway. emmylark chick is like "do you have a preference" re windows irc clients. i don't, i don't run windows. "what should i run ?" "err... we'll talk of this later, slut". which is fine,
she's used to "you're too dumb to be told this story yet", EXCEPT in this case it's not her that's too dumb.
☝︎ mircea_popescu: asciilifeform look,
she dun sleep well and i can see why not.
hanbot: here's an example: i've made a genesis of mp-wp by vdiffing against an empty dir of the same name; this when pressed results in all desired files + copy of each file appended with ".orig". leaving aside that i don't even currently know why the fuck this happened, never seen it before in a press: i don't even know what to point out to ascertain that this is in fact NOT what is supposed to occur! if i was teaching a girl to do it, and
she were the
shinohai:
She had a way of instilling those, despite my best efforts at trying to show her the light.
shinohai: ben_vulpes:
She had a clone coin that incorporated "smart contracts" like ETH, it got pwnd twice. So then they totally switched it to a blackcoin clone. Also failed.
douchebag: When I was younger I told a therapist that and
she said that's all common for people with autism, and then I was diagnosed with autism my a doctor
mircea_popescu: lol
she's not permitted to talk to you dangerous characters! at least not yet!
mircea_popescu: going up to a woman and asking her if
she'd like to be put in chains and whipped is going to produce significantly better results than going up to a woman and proposing you take her out for a yacht cruise.
trinque: probably
she's just not root, and wasn't in path
BingoBoingo: Apologies for the brainmush lemme disambiguate: That has worked so far, until the pretty girl who invited me to her place offered a beer and
she met my "no" with a series of gentle teases. Since I was in her home when my dick asked "what's the worst that could happen" my brain wasn't ready to answer with "Look at all these other pretty girls"
BingoBoingo: That has worked so far, until the pretty girl invited me to her place and
she met my "no" with a gentle tease.
shinohai: The more you fuck, the more calories
she burns, so actually you are doing her a favor.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this planet ; the planet where men have tried for 50 centuries to tell the woman "make me a son, and one that's not idiotic, and not too expensive" and
she brought whatever shrubbery
she brought.