douchebag: mircea_popescu:
douchebag: You still around?
douchebag: I got a girl looking to show her taters
douchebag: !!up zezizezi
deedbot: zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
douchebag: She's looking to show tits
zezizezi: !!register http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/UjkdZ/?raw=true
deedbot: 66EFFB6EED397AAB924B2EADF43B0CBEF8B6FFD3 registered as zezizezi.
zezizezi: im here to show my tits ?
zezizezi: hello?
zezizezi: anyone there?
douchebag: give him a minute
douchebag: mircea_popescu: are you around man?
douchebag: !!up zezizezi
deedbot: zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
douchebag: asciilifeform:
douchebag: ben_vulpes:
douchebag: would one of you guys be able to provide a code instead of mp while he's away
douchebag: incase she needs to leave ?
danielpbarron: the code is usually the random string the webchat assigns
douchebag: danielpbarron: would you be able to pull that string of chars for me?
danielpbarron: in zezizezi's case, i see something like sid262319 but that doesn't look like the others so idk
douchebag: because she wants to go to bed soon
douchebag: danielpbarron: if you're able to give the go ahead and provide a code, let her know
danielpbarron: i'm not, but it's worth a shot no?
zezizezi: i just wanna get this done :X
ben_vulpes: patience is a virtue
ben_vulpes: persistence idem
zezizezi: your right i will just keep waiting hehe
douchebag: !!up zezizezi
deedbot: zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
douchebag: danielpbarron: do you think mircea_popescu will be back tonight?
danielpbarron: what am I my lord's keeper?
douchebag: I just figure you might know the times he's on better than me
danielpbarron: he's on a lot, but no specific schedule
mircea_popescu: douchebag yeah.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron that was pretty good lol.
douchebag: Alright i'll hit her up
douchebag: mircea_popescu: You doing anything interesting tonight?
mircea_popescu: fancy this : i was walking through the park and i ran into these coupla carny chicks working out their juggling skills. so i asked them if they wanna have desert ; they did so i took them to the local whorehouse restaurant for cheesecake.
douchebag: Cheesecake is pretty good, were they attractive?
mircea_popescu: the bulls were most wtf. the waiters were most wtf. this other black dude sitting there with a horse of a whore was BEYOND WTF. but my chicks dumped their unicycle, circles, pins and whatnot on the floor and had their coffee.
mircea_popescu: cute girlies, sure.
douchebag: hell yeah
mircea_popescu: pretty good with the malaversas, too. turns out that's how you call juggling in spanish. MALVERSATIONS
douchebag: interesting
douchebag: Apparently they are now blasting mens penises with a bunch of sound waves now to fight erectile dysfunction
mircea_popescu: i think it's called a hummer.
danielpbarron: not quite ready yet due to trilema-style urls not working yet, will switch it over to danielpbarron.com when ready, but here is my new blog hosted on pizarro: http://pizarro.danielpbarron.com/
mircea_popescu: o hey.
mircea_popescu: !!up zezizezi
deedbot: zezizezi voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: hi there zezizezi
douchebag: ive been trying to get ahold of her
douchebag: doesn't seem to be online atm
mircea_popescu: no big rush.
douchebag: Yeah I know, she def was interested in the offer
douchebag: so we'll see tomorrow
douchebag: or whenever she gets on
douchebag: mircea_popescu: I'm talking to a girl right now
douchebag: She might be interested
mircea_popescu: aite.
douchebag: tryna sweet talk her right now
hanbot: phf et al: attempted to press latest vtools to the keccak head. v (mod6's) reports vtools_vpatch_newline not in flow, neither its antecedent vtools_fixes_static_tohex, despite both patches and (verified good) sigs present (they neither show up via flow command). v will press to vtools_vpatch.vpatch, but no further. see http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/oNRhE/?raw=true .
hanbot: not sure if this has something to do with the note in phf's accompanying release post re btcbase presser not working quite right....
mod6: ugh
mod6: i'll take a look
mircea_popescu: hanbot manifest is broken
mircea_popescu: o no nm, i had them in reverse order.
mircea_popescu: it's actually 6144 -> 7ebf ; 7ebf -> 154d
mircea_popescu: hanbot that is so fucking weird ; v.pl literally greps for the name in order to spit out that error, and the name's right there.
mod6: well, 'vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch' is not found in her flow.
mod6: which is where the error comes from. im getting all of his patches & sigs and will see wtf
mircea_popescu: but it's in the ls.
mod6: yeah, but v.pl isn't picking it up, for some reason; i'll get to the bottom of why.
mod6: hanbot: can you tell us what version of v.pl you are using?
hanbot: 99994 K
mod6: ok, update to 99993 K plz. not sure it'll solve ~this~ problem yet.
mod6 is just digging in
hanbot: mod6 same results with 99993
mod6: yup, i see the same.
mod6: and i've found the issue.
mod6: stand by
mod6: Before I paste this, lemme describe what I'm doing here: 1) I'm starting fresh, grabbing all the vpatches and sigs referenced in the most recent blog post by phf at http://barksinthewind.com/2018/vtools-keccak-regrind/
mod6: 2) Once I have all the files, I put them in the proper place. Then grab the latest V (99993) and verify that it's correct.
mod6: 3) Check the flow, see that vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch is not in the flow, and check to ensure that the seal verifies, and it dows
mod6: *does
mod6: 4) Check the press paths -- there are ~two~ (phf said this was experimental previously)
mod6: 5) Check the origins of the antecedent hashes in 'vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch' to see if we're missing one.
mod6: 6) We're not missing an antecedent vpatch; however, '98ba7212fafa4a61f6d6096f1a2953a67a70fcf185965ed7199a223f6897c9b9f2996d391a3f363282236889413973d0beada0e36d57068549bea672fd110d8d' matches two antecedents
mod6: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/tD3fl/?raw=true
mod6: ^ my testing
mod6: one will notice that these antecedent origins are from two separate press-paths.
mod6: I'm not sure how to reconsile this. If you have a different v tool that will help you work around this, by all means.
mircea_popescu: mod6 how the heck can both sha fixes and fixes newline have the same hash
mircea_popescu: oh, they don't, they just have the same antecedent. why is this a problem ?
mircea_popescu: 99994 and 99993 correctly press past this split, you're aware.
mod6: 'vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch' and 'vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch' indeed have the same output hash.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> oh, they don't, they just have the same antecedent. why is this a problem ? << im not sure at this point. could be an edge case im not catching, or could be buried in old rules built into my v.
mircea_popescu: hang on wtf.
mod6: and a good question, is this a problem for 'theory of v' ?
mod6: i'd have to fully debug the problem here, im only showing the symptoms here.
mircea_popescu: omf they do : http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/MOixj/?raw=true
mircea_popescu: phf dude you did the conflict wth is this!
mircea_popescu: mod6 well i dun see how we can have collisions and live. i can't even understand how the fuck this was possible, two patches with DIFFERENT antecedents hash-colliding ?!
mircea_popescu: i mean, vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch sorts off vtools_vdiff_sha, whereas vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch sorts right off genesis.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> omf they do : http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/MOixj/?raw=true << here I think you inadvertantly curled & diffed the same files.
mod6: this is different than what i'm saying. the two distinct vpatches, 'vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch' and 'vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch', contain the same output, '98ba7212fafa4a61f6d6096f1a2953a67a70fcf185965ed7199a223f6897c9b9f2996d391a3f363282236889413973d0beada0e36d57068549bea672fd110d8d'
mod6: oh wait.
mod6: there is more going on here.
mod6: 'vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch' is not the only one to be dropped out, so is 'vdiff_sha_static.vpatch'; i didn't notice on the first pass.
mircea_popescu: oh damn i did do the same file. buffer failure.
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794461 << that was already the case in the previous patchset☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 05:23 mod6: this is different than what i'm saying. the two distinct vpatches, 'vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch' and 'vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch', contain the same output, '98ba7212fafa4a61f6d6096f1a2953a67a70fcf185965ed7199a223f6897c9b9f2996d391a3f363282236889413973d0beada0e36d57068549bea672fd110d8d'
mircea_popescu is thoroughly confused through the working of his own ineptitude, will need a moment to extract self.
mod6: phf: i thought last time we encountered a problem like this we dropped out a vpatch, then it was fine.
mod6: but this time, i dunno wtf is going on here. it's a mess.
mod6: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/GKHPS/?raw=true
mod6: here's where two vpatches have the same outputs for 'xalloc.h'
mod6: ^
douchebag: Hey is it cool if I invite a friend in here, he's a pretty good chatter and he's a technical dude
mod6: then both vdiff_sha_static.vpatch and vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch try to use the same input.
phf: mod6: this might've been encountered before, but i'm talking about the vtools patchset that was there before regrind
douchebag: He'll join in a moment
mircea_popescu: mod6 no, listen, i don't see what the problem you see is. so a number of different patches, which are themselves distinct, nevertheless depend on the same version of a file (here, xaloc). this isn't, nor can be a problem ; and was not a prtoblem before, either.
mod6: oh, im specifically talking about the patch set from your latest post.
mod6: umm. well...
mircea_popescu: as long as the patches don't collide, ie, have the same hash ; and as long as they're properly chained and signed they should press.
mod6: this violates rules that we've previously put in place then.
mircea_popescu: i still don't know why they don't ; but as far as i can see there isn't an actual problem with his patches or seals.
mircea_popescu: mod6 which rules ?
mod6: or it's a side effect of some coding
mod6: i dunno. ugh.
mod6: this is why i don't want to write this thing any more.
mod6: so tired of fucking with v.
mod6: can't even get anything else done, all i do is V. audit peoples shit.
mircea_popescu: mod6 but specifically as to the point, can you see why v.pl spits out that error message there ? am i right in reading the script as "if the file is not found by name" ?
mod6: etc etc etc.
mod6: this is getting SUPER old.
mircea_popescu: well the hope is that eventually we iron out all the edges...
mod6: i don't think im the right person for this.
mod6: someone else now needs to step up and write a V.
mod6: im done with this thing.
mircea_popescu: death("HEAD: $press[1] not found in flow\n") if !grep /^$press[1]$/, @flow << this specifically. how can it fail if it lists the item in flow ?
mod6: it isn't in the flow. that's the problem.
mod6: these vpatches are thrown out as they fail a previous check.
mircea_popescu: oh oh i see!
mod6: I added a debugging line:
mod6: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/R65oM/?raw=true
mod6: see, "removed"
mod6: this was removed in the "ante_check"
mod6: *these were removed in the "ante_check" subroutine
mircea_popescu: mod6 ok here's what i don't understand : for some reason the "flow" goes from vtools_vpatch, which is in the keccak line, to vdiff_sha_fixes, which is in the other line (sha line).
mircea_popescu: this makes no sense. basically it goes 5 steps down the keccak tree and then jumps to step 1 and 2 on the sha tree.
mod6: well, i dunno.
mod6: i need to call it a night.
mircea_popescu: sleep tight. best case, we figure it out by morn.
phf: i can only say that i think that btcbase presser is doing the same thing, with the "5 steps down keccak and 2 steps down sha", but the grapher doesn't. i think grapher uses more Graph Theory, but i neither remember what the difference is, nor can i debug it now (was about to go to sleep myself)
mircea_popescu: phf it's incomprehensible to me as the manifest.txt varies wildly.
mircea_popescu: anyway, it's not an emergency, sleep tight also we see tomorro
mircea_popescu: douchebag sure.
douchebag: .Alright
phf: here's a potentially useful picture for those who want to meditate on the antecedent graph, http://btcbase.org/data/vtools/graph-with-hunks.svg it shows individual hunk linkages though unlabeled
douchebag: !!up ckang
deedbot: ckang voiced for 30 minutes.
douchebag: This is my friend here
douchebag: ckang: introduce yourself
ckang: h douchebag
ckang: h mircea_popescu
douchebag: I've known this guy for awhile now, mainly discuss technical topics and such with him
douchebag: He seemed curious to see what this place is about after discussing this
ckang: ive heard stories about this place and decided i needed to see it for myself
ckang: to an outsider it is a pretty extreme idea, but i dig it
mircea_popescu: hello
mircea_popescu: phf oh! it tries to press vdiff_sha / etc because they're actually a dependency for tohex ?! why did you write it this way ?
mircea_popescu: vtools_fixes_static_tohex shouldn't depend on anything from vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc.
mircea_popescu: that's the fucking problem! the vtools_fixes_static_tohex uses xalloc.h 98BA when it should instead use its own line (earlier) version of C89B.
mircea_popescu: ckang are you the guy with the gopher stuff / suckless morphing ?
ckang: oh, no :)
mircea_popescu: so what do you do ?
ckang: I have used the suckless irc bot though
ckang: i do security research
mircea_popescu: ah, liek webstuff and so forth ?
ckang: i guess that is a big vague though, i poke things until they break
ckang: yup
mircea_popescu: aha.
ckang: bit*
douchebag: he's a bit more into lower level stuff than me
mircea_popescu: !!key ckang
douchebag: i'm more experienced with web stuff than him
deedbot: http://wot.deedbot.org/AA17B457498B6702A2CF9B36CEBF835883B21291.asc
mircea_popescu: !!rate ckang moar websecs
douchebag: he also is more into stuff at the network level
mircea_popescu: !!rate ckang 1 moar websecs
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/7I1Ac/?raw=true
ckang: yea, I like services over webapps
ckang: I guess would explain it
douchebag: ckang: you can now up yourself
douchebag: using !!up in deedbot pm
ckang: same media different vectors
ckang: oh, I think I need to be unvoiced, says I cant myself yet
mircea_popescu: takes a minute.
ckang: douchebag mentioned some hosting you all where setting up
ckang: I was wondering if there was any details about that available yet?
mircea_popescu: ckang BingoBoingo is in uruguay building the pizarro.isp ; see pizarroisp.net and you know,
mircea_popescu: !#s "pizarro"
a111: 124 results for "\"pizarro\"", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=%22pizarro%22
ckang: I have a few old supermicro 2u's
ckang: once it is up will you all be selling rackspace ?
ckang: I wanted some offsite / bulletproof storage, I am moving entirely off the 'cloud'
ckang: I have an odd fetish for collecting NDA code/documents
mircea_popescu: well, talk to ben_vulpes ; not enough machines yet, but yes, more being shipped
ckang: i have machines, just need ping/power/pipe
ckang: and a place that doesn't care about DMCA
mircea_popescu: ah, that may work out. talk to ben_vulpes when he wakes.
ckang: broadcom lawyers ^.^
mircea_popescu: though getting gear into paraguay is a little finnicky.
ckang: import duties ? or shady customs officers ?
mircea_popescu: read the log, they had a whole thing recently with like 100kgs worth of various shit.
shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794417 <<< read through last night's log, and got same behaviour (unsurprisingly) ... used own personal copy of mod6's V and tested with one from foundation as well, equal results.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 04:25 hanbot: phf et al: attempted to press latest vtools to the keccak head. v (mod6's) reports vtools_vpatch_newline not in flow, neither its antecedent vtools_fixes_static_tohex, despite both patches and (verified good) sigs present (they neither show up via flow command). v will press to vtools_vpatch.vpatch, but no further. see http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/oNRhE/?raw=true .
shinohai: Will be happy to serve as extra set of eyes if you want to dig further mod6
asciilifeform: mod6: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794439 >> i got totally different result, using your v.pl : http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/EixkY/?raw=true☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 05:04 mod6: 3) Check the flow, see that vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch is not in the flow, and check to ensure that the seal verifies, and it dows
asciilifeform: mod6: my old v99, however, gives eggog: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/5hA4U/?raw=true
asciilifeform: ( it does this for ben_vulpes's most recent key also. i still do not know why. )
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794530 << you can see two lines going into vtools_fixes_static_tohex, one from vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc and another from vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc. they are both from 98BA and either should satisfy the requirement. the other two lines in are from vtools_vpatch only for 7EBF and 02A0.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 06:34 mircea_popescu: that's the fucking problem! the vtools_fixes_static_tohex uses xalloc.h 98BA when it should instead use its own line (earlier) version of C89B.
phf: antecedent graph != requirement graph
mod6: I have no fucking idea what is going on. alf - that's really weird. im using the following patches/seals, and I'm getting this: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/RrM1h/?raw=true
mod6: I don't have time to debug this shit now. but at some point I'll have to actually look at this project and try to figure out what the graph is ~supposed~ to look like and why my V chokes on it.
mod6: Someone needs to write and maintain a proper V for the republic.
mod6: It sucks up way to much of my time.
asciilifeform: mod6: it probably does not help that one has to hand-click 22 times to download this set. possibly you missed one?
mod6: I'm hoping that phf will look at my latest link and audit that for me. I've pulled everything from : http://barksinthewind.com/2018/vtools-keccak-regrind/
mod6: I could have missed one, indeed.
phf: mod6: all are there
mod6: yeah, im not sure wtf.
asciilifeform: hmm looks like it
mod6: there is a reason that those two vpatches are being thrown out.
mod6: i need to do a deep debugging session to figure out the root cause.
mod6: no time now.
mircea_popescu: omg i just pointed out the cause : he links the wrong version of xalloc
phf: mircea_popescu: did you see my response
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794582 ?☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 13:59 phf: antecedent graph != requirement graph
phf: the one before that
mod6: I suspect that is the problem with the rules.
mircea_popescu: phf i looked at the patch itself.
mod6: Before we said "all antecedents must be present for a descendant to be in the flow".
mircea_popescu: lemme reload all this pile of stuff here, i closed it all last night.
mod6: So made routines that do just that. There almost certainly is not a built in case where two antecedents have the same output hashes and can use a single in that csae.
mod6: If you understand my meaning. I.e. I would need to add an exception to the rule for that.
mod6: asciilifeform: out of curiosity, what version of my V are you using?
mircea_popescu: well now i can't fucking reproduce it at all.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> textile engineering !? << You know... Applied HAIR THEORY!
mircea_popescu: phf what is the vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc link to vtools_fixes_static_tohex ? as now apparently the two patches are entirely disjunct, did you update or something ?
phf: mircea_popescu: that's one of the 98BA's
phf: http://btcbase.org/hash/98BA7212FAFA4A61F6D6096F1A2953A67A70FCF185965ED7199A223F6897C9B9F2996D391A3F363282236889413973D0BEADA0E36D57068549BEA672FD110D8D you can see here who produces it and who consumes it
mircea_popescu: a right. hanbot do me a favour : download ~only~ those patches which are in the leftmost trunk seen on phf's viewer (so exclude vtools_vdiff_sha, and its dependents) and try to flow again ?
mircea_popescu: mod6 i suspect we ran into a novel situation : if there's ambiguous file usage in multi-head bundles, v panics.
mircea_popescu: (which is not even wrong, as the serial application of patches from different branches can result in a messed up codebase ; but it could be more verbose about what happened)
mod6: yeah, totally.
mod6: alf already instructed me a number of months ago to be more verbose about failures. I didn't get that done as much on the last release as I was trying to limit the scope to the last change for the press-paths.
mod6: So indeed, better failure messages are needed. And if we're going to allow this type of strange project structures, that'll have to get built into the rules.
mircea_popescu: it's not directly clear just ~how~ it could be more verbose here, seeing how it doesn't magically know all the "meanings" we associate to the patches themselves.
hanbot: mircea_popescu: on it
mod6: mircea_popescu: well, for instance, it would be nice if I'd have put a statement in the release version that yells when it throws a vpatch out for rule breakage.
mircea_popescu: wouldn't have gained us anything here, it'd just have pointed to vtools_fixes_static_tohex, but we pretty much knew that one is where it dies anyway.
mod6: in this case, it throws out: vdiff_sha_static.vpatch and vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch
mod6: yeah, this is true too.
mod6: mircea_popescu: i can try the leftmost trunck on phf's viewer, but not right this minute. maybe in a few hours. i'm pinned down in the mud. gotta kill the guy in the pillbox first.
mircea_popescu: no, what it should do is yell "alternate paths to press $vtools_fixes_static_tohex.vpatch requirement $x.alloc : $vtools+patch and $vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc."
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794607 << apparently : 99995☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 14:27 mod6: asciilifeform: out of curiosity, what version of my V are you using?
mod6: asciilifeform: ahhhh interesting, thanks for reporting.
hanbot: mircea_popescu flow thusly shows genesis only: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/VVZTX/?raw=true
mod6: mircea_popescu: solid plan. i can add something like that perhaps when alternate paths are detected.
mircea_popescu: which is a useful warning, because in principle if $1 and $2 could both delivered wanted $file, but the author intended for $1 to be used, $2 might produce different $otherfile than author needed, and then you can't press because your hashes no longer match downstream"
mircea_popescu: hanbot you're missing one.
mircea_popescu: vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc
hanbot: pff sorry.
hanbot: right, correct patchset on the left then presses + flows to vtools_vpatch_newline
mircea_popescu: aha!
phf: fwiw there's no ambiguity in the patchset, the dependency graph _is constrained_. but you can't make that constraint rule based, you can e.g. discover that constraint by walking the graph while keeping the track of the checksums of the press (i suspect there's a smarter graph theoretical way of doing it, but a "press walk" is the easiest).
phf: obviously that works because btcbase produces the correct dependency graph
mircea_popescu: yeah. so on one hand indeed the problem was as suspected ; but on the other hand phf is correct and yes the graph IS constrained.
mircea_popescu: phf i guess next on your plate is make a prototype proper grapher for all time ? then mod6 can put that in v and avoid further such wtfs.
mircea_popescu: the easiest press walk may in principle become very VERY expensive on large enough projects (in terms of the bitcoin blockchain large, 6 digit patches with 1-3 digit files included each it'd be a true unassailable nightmare). but then again it also bakes in some incentive to NOT DO THAT.
phf: i suppose that's one way to release btcbase source: slowly rewrite it all in ada
mircea_popescu: know a better one ?
mircea_popescu: need-driven rewrite, best engineering known to man. it's certainly how i produce trilema.
asciilifeform: 'large enough projects' are bug
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i am in horrified awe of the recent realisation that http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-07#1793799☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-07 01:25 mircea_popescu: 6mb to get a fucking blog cms going. oh epic world of bits...
mircea_popescu: 165 thousand lines! hundreds upon hundreds of files. IT DOES PRETTY MUCH NOTHING!
asciilifeform: but not horrified at a half-MB 'diff', lol
mircea_popescu: well the genesis is multi-mb isn't it.
asciilifeform: aha
mircea_popescu: that's what i mean.
asciilifeform: ( speaking of entomological horror, today found https://archive.li/Efx3S in the glue trap : one of those chinese shannonized btc-flavoured liquishit items, but this time claiming to be a trilema article ! )
mircea_popescu: but the devil is in the details. consider how this flows : "so mp, do you want a gui ?" "uh ok" "should it have any buttons on it ?" "kinda what a gui is" "every button will have to be specified, as to location, as to..." "just get on with it" "6mb, will that be cash or check on other people's time ?" "motherfucker..."
asciilifeform: 'where, sir, wouldja like this put !'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's lots of mfa using my name / stuff. apparently i'm a valuable google adwords item.
mircea_popescu: anyway, this PARTICULAR item is a chinese forum that actually tracks us / includes (not terrible) translations of trilema pieces for commentary etc.
mircea_popescu: (the great win being 注:爱比特.聂意译,翻译的不一定准确,也可能理解的完全相反,欢迎高手指教。~aka attention: my translation is not necessarily accurate, trilema may very well mean the exact opposite. such is the world of experts.)
asciilifeform not currently equipped to distinguish these from the usual shannonolade , sadly
mircea_popescu: in other sads : "can install following OS for you: Centos 6 and 7; Debian, 6, 7 and 8; Ubuntu 14.04 and 16.04; Ubuntu Desktop; Esxi 5.5 and 6.5; Windows 7 Pro and 10 Pro (trial versions); Windows Server 2008, 2012 and 2016; or we can provide your KVM or IPMI access and you can install your own custom OS like Gentoo e,t,c"
mircea_popescu: soo trinque, can i hire you to install your blessed gentoo in there ?
trinque: wont be the vtronic portage just yet, but yeah, I can install an entirely usable gentoo for ya.
trinque: where's this?
mircea_popescu is commissioning a new server with a 1gbps unmetered port to act as a torrent client, because i've finally decided i wish to keep copies of all the films i review.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes : is this a contract you folks want, incidentally ?
douchebag: trinque: One of the girls is wondering when the transactions from last night will go through
trinque: get to them both in a bit. doing some surgery.
trinque: typically I run them in 24hrs or fewer.
douchebag: That's what I told them, but you know how women are
mircea_popescu: the good news for you mod6 being that you don't really have to do anything ; v.pl is fine as it is, for now, and once phf has a prototype walker you can just move on to that and it'll be cheaper. continue work on your ada guy in the meanwhile at your leisure, seems we're converging that way.
mircea_popescu: douchebag he doesn't know how women are.
mircea_popescu: he's from texas, they don't have them there.
douchebag: He doesn't have any cousins?
douchebag: Haha
trinque: I was gonna say "make you pie, agreeable, what"
trinque: dunno what to grasp foar here
mircea_popescu: and in today's funny spanish lesson : pie, in spanish, means foot. this, of course, does not prevent the uppity coffee house i favour from being all international and offering pie de manzana.
mircea_popescu: i've been eating lots and lots of apple feet.
douchebag: Apple feet? Fuck yeah
trinque: lol
mircea_popescu: yup. with icecream between the toes
mircea_popescu: "a la mode"
trinque: girlfriend's pop is from east texas, where the coon-ass leaks over from louisiana. any time he cooks something tasty, it's "I put my foot in that!"
trinque: guy makes good stuff, so I never questioned his technique
douchebag: Your dad?
douchebag: Lol, just fucking w/ you
douchebag: Honestly, Texas seems like a pretty nice place to live
mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone looked into the guts of vmware's esx (now "esxi") see how exactly it does the hardware driving (ie which bsd it lifted from) ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: their src iirc leaked in 2012
mircea_popescu: aha.
asciilifeform: there's a number of variously-working clones nao, e.g. 'virtualbox'
mircea_popescu: just thought it a pretty lulzy item.
asciilifeform: and the only iron trickery in virtualizers is re: the amd64( and intel's clone ) vmization extensions
asciilifeform: which are ~100% documented in amd's datashits
asciilifeform: (y'know, the thing that swaps registers in and out, traps i/o for simulating disk/nic, etc)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there was also that hellvig lawsuit (which afaik went exactly the same place all other "rule of law" challenges to notes-from-stalin ever went)
mircea_popescu: speaking of yest's http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-06#1793721☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-06 20:58 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is not even clear to me that eben moglen (note, not rms) gpl experiment , i.e. 'use copyrasty against itself', worked for a short while ( to naked eye it would seem that it did, bsd routines got subsumed into microshit, gnu -- not , but there ~are~ alternative plausible explanations that don't involve 'fear of gpl violation' )
asciilifeform: what even was this, i missed it
mircea_popescu: they lifted most of the linux kernel (the expensiuve parts, anyway. then https://sfconservancy.org/news/2015/mar/05/vmware-lawsuit/
asciilifeform: aa yea there's 9000 of these. all evaporated.
mircea_popescu: no because germany is not a handpuppet. it has like, courts and shit. respek the sovereign cumrag!
asciilifeform: ( various router makers, internet-of-shit vendors, etc. all piss on gpl, with impunity )
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: the ways these typically end : a) (most common) simply evaporates, no record of wtf happened to the case b) violator supposedly kowtows, 'complies' -- which 100% of the time in practice consists of putting up a tarball ~with the lifted orig turd~, none of the 'viral' provisions of gpl are given any attention at all , but hilariously the plaintiff ~eats this~
asciilifeform: and 'declares victory for gpl' naturally.
asciilifeform: 'и волки сыты и овцы целы'(tm)
mircea_popescu: the motivations are transparently unprincipled. i mean -- they published "support" at the bottom, which 100% consists of cheap linkbait by assholes a la "pump.io" and so forth. support my foot.
asciilifeform: ( how does that even go in engl. ? )
mircea_popescu: it's all an exercise in paper-over, and their only incentive is to claim surface.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i dunno, something about how "my delicious cake is in the fridge"
asciilifeform: ( orig . 'the wolves are fed, but the sheep are whole' , i.e. all parties walk away content )
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, ckang do you have a pump.io account ?
asciilifeform: example of typical 100%-certifiably-worthless gpl compliance -- google's 'chromebook' www
asciilifeform: ^ and for that matter ~every 'we sell linux-based machine' vendor on the fucking planet
ckang: I dont, never heard of it, looking now
asciilifeform: 'here you can have a stock kernel tarball' 'here have a stock gcc' 'but can i rebuild the contents of $box?' '...'
mircea_popescu: how about mastodon ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform myeah.
mircea_popescu: https://www.wired.com/story/decentralized-social-networks-sound-great-too-bad-theyll-never-work/ << i take this as a pretty reliable counter-signal. after all it's in fucking wired.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: at one point i wanted to run the client for 1 of these ( i forget which, maybe 'mastodon' ) and barfed : GB of ruby
mircea_popescu: (this is whart you get if you permit chelsea barabas and other knitters into "tech" : inept articles about how "my ass is really really fat and the couch is really really comfortable".)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform so let him do it, what.
asciilifeform: aa it wasn't a 'noo, dun do it!11', but a 'i tried, never got even helloworld'
mircea_popescu: not a good fit for your strengths :D
asciilifeform: these opensores folx seem to exist to make ye olde microshit look compact, bug-free, runnable
asciilifeform: funnily enuff ~nobody alive knows how to actually build a ruby interpreter from src
asciilifeform spoke with several folx who make a living in it, they all 'wtf go download prebuilt vm'
mircea_popescu: it's a means of expression, you udnerstand this ? emo mostly died because it was evidently pointless, to the poor misunderstood darlings themselves, "all this '''poetry''' that does nothing, not even rhyme."
mircea_popescu: so they came up with the emo spew of the next decade : github contributions!
mircea_popescu: it's just as nonsensical, pointless and useless. but it meets much better standards of self-expression as subjectively perceived.
mircea_popescu: there's millions of eyes on it, don't you know ?!
asciilifeform: nuffing new under the sun : obscurantist claptrap with 'arcane tech' flavouring was hip in 16th c ! consider the court alchemists.
mircea_popescu: (fun fact : installing security cameras increases the chances of sex act occuring in the space like 30x)
mircea_popescu: ("oh mp, that's racis, it just went unreported before" "your mother went unreported.")
asciilifeform: 'Tick off Facebook and you may be unable to work, date, or listen to music.' << lolwaat
mircea_popescu: the funny thing is the cocksuckers aren't even PAID for the fluff pieces.
mircea_popescu: it's just what they do, born fluffers.
mircea_popescu: phf ben_vulpes Framedragger any one of you want to add a gopher service to teh logotron ?
phf: lulz
mircea_popescu: lobbes ^
mircea_popescu: phf exactly!
phf: fwiw i have it, i'll put mine online in the next day or two
mircea_popescu: works.
mircea_popescu: all these fucktards, you know. oh, "smashing success". dude, it's an off the cuff item gets done if it even needs any doing over a weekend.
mircea_popescu: "technology we've been working at for five years" "because you're retarded, and your tooling sucks"
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794728 << man sometimes you just say stuff.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 15:58 asciilifeform: funnily enuff ~nobody alive knows how to actually build a ruby interpreter from src
mircea_popescu: i was waiting for that.
asciilifeform: phf: i looked in my notes, this was mistake : story concerned actually 'rails', a library for same
asciilifeform: rather than ruby per se
asciilifeform was waiting for somebody to 'i was waiting for that'
mircea_popescu: orly!
asciilifeform: '... But managing public keys is hard for most users ... The reality is that most people do not want to run their own web servers or social network nodes. They want to engage with the web through friendlier platforms' << sop prikokeism , snoar
mircea_popescu: let's preserve http://wiki.c2.com/?StupidPetTricks here, because it's as fine example of the http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-27#1591184 "euler quaternions" idiotic bullshit.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-27 18:18 mircea_popescu: oh, hey, I KNEW this was gonna be in there. a) "I recommend using quaternion variables to represent two things: an object's rotation, and/or a rotation which you'd like to apply to some object." ; b) "You cannot represent rotations of greater than 180 degrees with Quaternions, and when doing a Slerp() or MoveTowards() rotation with Quaternions, the rotation always take the shortest path. So if you need to rotate more than 180
mircea_popescu: imo definitive explanation of why rubylang rots brain and you're better off learning perl before you start doing 5.days.ago.days.days.ago
ben_vulpes: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2018-4-9#328859 << sadly don't actually have the hardware or pipe for this atm☝︎
mimisbrunnr: Logged on 2018-04-09 15:10 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes : is this a contract you folks want, incidentally ?
asciilifeform: as i understand this even is brainrot from 10y ago; present-day rubyists do not even see the x.y.ago.ago.ago , but 'program' in 'libraries' written by same ( or perhaps even by a generation of 2 of 'programmers in libraries' )
mircea_popescu: yawell.
mircea_popescu: you can't paper over brainrot.
asciilifeform: quite the opposite, in fact
mircea_popescu: if dentists were programmers they wouldn't have any need for drills, just cement over cavities and then cement over that.
asciilifeform: ^ this is what american dentists do much of the time
mircea_popescu: purple screen of tooth pain
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not just usian disease anymore. i had some work done recently, very pretty girl, quite competent (sadly, being a good dentist requires the steady hand only a properly developed brain can produce. retards can't ever be sharpshooters, dentists, surgeons etc because dubious genetics -> dubios fenotype -> too ungaitly assymetric to perform)
mircea_popescu: anyway, and she wanted to put me under! and i was naw, go ahead. took some convincing, and by the time she was halfway through she was sweating profusely and had the shakes. "but doesn't it hurt ?!?!"
mircea_popescu: "well... apparently it hurts you ? i've seen women go through gangbangs with less extrapyramidal effects"
asciilifeform: my local drmengele is, believe or not, the opposite : 'you dun need it' -- proceeds to drill without painkiller. asciilifeform -- used it it by nao
asciilifeform: *used to
mircea_popescu: good.
mircea_popescu: one day when you really need it -- it'll work for you.
asciilifeform: was exactly asciilifeform's thought
mircea_popescu: al schwartz's "believe it or not ketamine dun work" has a lot to do with "well... you've been to the dentist all these many years ?"
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes it's a low spec computer (mostly, two huge disks, otherwiuse modest) ; but anyway, something to grow into.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if you want to include a mechanical hdd or 2 in the cargo, it is not too late
asciilifeform: we dun have 1G/s yet, tho.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform bonus, whole thing costs me <.1
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: do you have mechanicals in stock? needs procuring?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i can procure, if you say which; but gotta have concrete plan .
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: please to spec it out, yr the hardware guy. would this get attached to one of the rockchips?
asciilifeform: btw folx, today is absolute last day for 'i want $custom-iron'
mircea_popescu: holy shit they're expensive now. i just bought a 4tb toshiba for ~100 bux locally ; seems item is like 120 or so online ?
phf: don't need fat pipe to torrent for backups, will just take long time. my torrent box is on a very thin line, and i just set the upload/download max clients seed ratio etc. appropriately
mircea_popescu: phf suppose tomorrow you decide you want to see $item you read on trilema. should it take you a week ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 113bux on lolazon
phf: mircea_popescu: it has been
mircea_popescu: it blows my mind i got a discount for being in latinoland.
mircea_popescu: phf so now it will be streaming speed.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: and what machine to hook it to?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: this was a q for ben_vulpes , who has seen what's in the rack and knows if any empty holes
phf: (but also this is a thin pipe for 2-9gb customary torrent sizes, i know mircea_popescu is partial to 750mb prints)
lobbes: Added to my hopper >> http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794742☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 16:03 mircea_popescu: lobbes ^
mircea_popescu: phf do you genuinely see a problem with cd-size movies ?
mircea_popescu: because i also intend to re-encode everything.
mircea_popescu: lobbes you added gopher to your hopper ?! what did grace say ?
lobbes: Lol
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: all of the machines in the rack are being used; i was asking if one of the rockchips can handle this kind of duty.
phf: mircea_popescu: well, sometimes quality does suck, when you do e.g. a wall projection. those 9gb prints are usually done by obsessive people. but main reason is that i'm pulling from slav sources, where 800mb version is slav audio track only. "original audio track" is a bonus on those "archival" prints
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes mechanical poor fit for rockchip.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: rockchip can drive a single usb3 disk, with appropriate cable.
mircea_popescu: phf i can't fucking STAND dubs.
mircea_popescu: kinda why i have 0 interest in teh ruworld torrents, nfi who told these folks it's ok to hire some tolomak to do say richard burton. wtf.
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i don't think we have a machine that is even free for this purpose; and so don't understand why we'd ship hdds down without a machine to put 'em in, although i could be being thick and not seeing something
asciilifeform: btw i oughta say a word re how rockchiptron reproduces. i wrote a bit of script, ./breed_boot.sh /dev/sd_whatever_cardreader_with_card_in_it -- produces copy of the boot card ; ./breed_root.sh /dev/large_enuff_disk copies the root partition contents onto a new part on said disk
phf: well, i download the 9gb versions, and have a script that keeps only one specific audio track. the whole thing is a semi manual process though, since i have to select the right track by ear, etc.
asciilifeform: and thus the box can breed copies of self
phf: i don't at present recode them because space is cheap
phf: but yeah dub world is funny. heated debates over whether translation by say borodinsky or kozlov are better
mircea_popescu: curl http://trilema.com/category/trilematograf/ | wc -l > 481
mircea_popescu: 481 * 9 = 4329, ie more than the hd i bought. not cheap.
mircea_popescu: phf the notion that you'll have a local capable of the delivery of any arbitrary actor... really ? kozlov gonna sound like marylin ? slim ? etcetera ?
mircea_popescu: scandal!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: traditional ru dub is either 1 voice, or ('classy!') 2, male/female
asciilifeform: so, even worse.
mircea_popescu: no, i know. terrible orcism.
mircea_popescu: what, russkis can't read subtitles like sane fucking people ?
asciilifeform: i suspect there's su-era nostalgia keeping the thing alive. sorta how in jp old farts are ~100% of whale meat market, because mcarthur fed it to'em back in the day
asciilifeform: su underground film translators simply had no access to subbing gear
mircea_popescu: i guess. it's not even that good!
asciilifeform: aha, is the point
mircea_popescu: phf what are you using btw ? i'm thinking deluge, apparently has a web interface can just get the girlies set up with.
phf: aria2, i think it has a web interface even, but the whole thing is entirely automatic. cron to hoover up torrents from ~/Downloads, ssh them into a box folder, sleep based script picks it up on other end, feeds it to aria, when finished downloading writes it to an rss and also to a directory that's expose through apache
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, here's an idea : think sokoban, but extended so that 1. there's enemies, which can kill you, and 2. you can actually shoot projectiles at them. take advantage of diagonal/straight piercing/exploding and of course destroyable/nondestroyable movable/non movable environment.
mircea_popescu: phf i intend to use the box as the center.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'supaplex', msdos
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah, there's no firing.
asciilifeform: hmm.
mircea_popescu: but the bonus gravity is a good idea.
mircea_popescu: this'd be like... the definitive platformer.
asciilifeform: verily
mircea_popescu: also, sokoban is an achieve-structure game ; supaplex more of a reach-x
phf: deluge looks workable, but i've never used it. i used https://transmissionbt.com/ but not their web interface
mircea_popescu: phf the spec here is "have a library of good films accessible to friends" rather than "i want to watch something between blowjobs"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform "move that crate to the left, but NOT YET or else that weird plant shoots you as it's exactly diagonal"
mircea_popescu: PLUS you get for the first time now the best thing ever : your guy can a) learn (say, spells) and b) equip, items. because there's meaningful effects to have.
mircea_popescu: ima fucking spec this.
trinque: rtorrent's pretty good for "run as service"
ben_vulpes: the transmission web interface is fine
mircea_popescu: it turns on i'm not the first one to have done this then ?!
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2018/04/jews-bomb-syrian-airbase/ << Qntra - Jews Bomb Syrian Airbase
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-26#1789663 << actually i'm not experiencing the same in the dc area, i wonder if tmobile has some sort of 3g wind down thing going☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-03-26 07:31 phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-19#1788278 << i've discovered similar, my 3g phone barely has signal and doesn't last more than a day in san francisco. presumably because the number of 3g supporting towers is significantly lower here
phf: s/not experiencing/now experiencing/
asciilifeform: phf: supposedly tmobile keeping 2g alive for another 2y
asciilifeform: ( afaik no plans to abolish 3g )
phf: i wonder if it's the phone itself though, but i fail to see how the reception quality would degrade :o
asciilifeform: in city, your connection depends ~100% on the particular tower you're standing ~next to
mircea_popescu: maybe it's all those republican fake towers.
asciilifeform: opposite, those make for great reception where there ought have been none
mircea_popescu: right.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2018/boboban/ << Trilema - Boboban
mircea_popescu: ^ anyone wanna work on that ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, re earlier discussion : i find it fucking hilarious that the webtards are actually trying to rebuild bulletin boards. "great improvement over php, ruby!". douchebags, php only exists because of your shit-headed "web" hallucination!
douchebag: php sucks
douchebag: trust me
mircea_popescu: it only exists because a group of idiots that had no business touching computers nevertheless got some, and their only "idea" was "hey... we should try and control how people display data on their own machines"
mircea_popescu: and i include greenspun in the idiots pile. along with the rest of the "luminaries".
douchebag: well, it's always fun pwning that group of idiots
douchebag: amirite?
mircea_popescu: in the sense that spending your life going through battlefields looking for sellable scrap metal is fun. africa's fulla this fun.
mircea_popescu: https://hackernoon.com/mastodon-is-dead-in-the-water-888c10e8abb1 << this tard just spent 5k words to dance about "solutions" to a problem he imagines, and somehow magically never landing on "pop up a server and put mp-wp on it ; it'll do pingbacks and that's that."
mircea_popescu: the "problem" of "social media" isn't that people lack the place, methods and mechanisms whereby to communicate their interesting, valuable etcetera verbiage.
mircea_popescu: the problem is that people have absolutely nothing to say to anyone.
asciilifeform: '...a re-implementation of the GNU Social codebase, which itself is ... an implementation of the OStatus protocol, originally forking from the GNU FM project and later merging with the StatusNet and FreeSocial projects, from the same people behind Identi.ca, which was later folded into pump.io, which uses the ActivityStreams spec along with protocols like PubSubHubBub, Salmon, WebFinger, and Atom syndication to deliver a federated, o
asciilifeform: pen-source Twitter-like experience for the masses' << ahahahawaat
mircea_popescu: and it's exactly the reason "sex trafficking" is a problem, also. >99% of females have entirely no value whatsoever, as pigs are cheaper to butcher. of those, 14% or so have some resale value as fucktoys, generally in the bitcent to 0.1 btc range.
mircea_popescu: it's not a fucking problem outside of "holy shit i'm old and i can't deal with reality".
douchebag: lmfao
douchebag: I know some people who pwned gnu social awhile back with an XSS worm
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what REALLY happened was that rms got in everyone's way with his usual "i'm dumb and slow" routine, so they took a decade to route around him
mircea_popescu: 100% hurd-linux thing.
douchebag: lol
asciilifeform: douchebag: and i know some people who pwned ants with magnifying glass. incl. myself. i was 4 y.o., wat.
douchebag: I'm not saying it was impressive what they did, but it was rather comical
mircea_popescu: im sure it was.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's also an endless supply of the "totally not the same thing as this" "platforms", medium, that shitty thing with "i made $0.05 with this post" reddit tip bot extension and so on.
mircea_popescu: and they're all there because a bunch of business school majors truly imagine they can compete for gatekeeping ; and "content will come"
asciilifeform: they cost ~0 to birth. like shitcoins.
mircea_popescu: what fucking content, hackernoon is pompously "where hackers give a shit" except omitting to discuss how slashdot sold to spammers for exactly the sex traffic value above, and slashdot ACTUALLY WAS a place hackers gave a shiot about, unlike hackernews, say, idle pretense aside.
mircea_popescu: their top stories being... "i grepped reddit for a string", "here is some shannonized nonsense about a topic too large for enric durany to touch", "how a kid from sf started a school in india" and ON AND ON.
mircea_popescu: why exactly is this needed, vice couldn't handle the volume of all the useless crap fat ugly whores spewed out for $5 a title ?
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-31#1791682 << this isn't content.☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-03-31 16:58 mircea_popescu: "Four years ago this month, I found out that Jane Pratt — the editor that had made me want to be an editor since I was 12 years old — had chosen me to be the beauty director of her new xoJane beauty spinoff, xoVain. OK, so I was actually her second choice — her first had fallen through — but that was OK. I had previously not even pitched to xoJane because I was so intimidated and sure I'd be rejected, so getting hired
mircea_popescu: i mean, if i bother to pick it up and mock it it maybe becomes content, on a slow day. but there's one of me and at last count >50mn of the idiots.
mircea_popescu: and no, "anything is content for someone" dun fucking hold. this is the direct equivalent of the "dating site" fallacy, whereby "eveyone has a special someone matching them put on this earth by our infantile protestant notion of god" becomes a "scientific blabla" (ie, http://trilema.com/2015/the-lulz-in-dating/#selection-69.0-89.459 ). bullshit. most people are broken, and the idea that they'll be "harmoniously broken togeth
mircea_popescu: er" is exactly like having two broken cars on your front lawn. gimme the porsche and let me be, wtf.
asciilifeform: !!up cassidy3
deedbot: cassidy3 voiced for 30 minutes.
cassidy3: hello ;p
cassidy3: I am looking for mircea_popescu
cassidy3: I am here per reference by douchebag
asciilifeform: cassidy3: this is in fact where mircea_popescu lives. you might have to wait a few hrs for him to wake up, however. meanwhile there is a log, http://btcbase.org/log , and you can read it or even speak 'into' it, he will read later at his leisure.
cassidy3: :)
mircea_popescu: ello.
cassidy3: The infamous!
cassidy3: I was told about a # game here, if that makes sense?
mircea_popescu: cassidy3 a86941f3
cassidy3: Thx darling, give me a minute.
hanbot: and in today's leet media outlets, siegemedia.com's phone # goes to voicemail (via googlevoice! state your name and it'll "try to connect you"!) to Emily Zeller, Certified Massage Therapist.
asciilifeform: to what does a 'We create content that ranks and helps you rank' 'SEO ROI' spamatronics specialist's phone ~usually~ go ?
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: i thought the web was an industry.
mircea_popescu: you telling me it's just a squeaky toy for the pets of masseusses to pass the time with ?!
jurov miserad Certified Message Therapist, thought oddly fitting
hanbot: dunno til you try, eh? lol message therapist
mircea_popescu: actually a certificate massagist might be useful...
hanbot: sshiatsu?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform by the way, saw an add somewhere which went like "hello, this is massage therapist. no seriously, not sex whatsoever. this is medical. please don't wink wink nudge nudge."
mircea_popescu: somehow the longer the plaintive wail of the "went to college! independent professional woman!" went, the pornier it sounded.
BingoBoingo: The big brainfuck in this country is that "Thai Massage" is how they refer to the thing without the happy ending
BingoBoingo: Whereas the hooker massages are just massages
cassidy3: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/HXhqzttc/image.png
douchebag: !!up cassidy3
deedbot: cassidy3 voiced for 30 minutes.
douchebag: !!up ckang
deedbot: ckang voiced for 30 minutes.
douchebag: !!up ckanggirl
deedbot: ckanggirl voiced for 30 minutes.
ckanggirl: hi
ckang: Hey trish
douchebag: mircea_popescu: you around?
ckang: just give him a bit, he was just here
ckang: cassidy3: wow o.o
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2018/04/viktor-orban-wins-supermajority-in-hungarian-parliament-pantsuit-whines/ << Qntra - Viktor Orbn Wins Supermajority In Hungarian Parliament: Pantsuit Whines
mod6: http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2018-4-9#328866 << ok cool. sounds good. the ada part here is to phf right? or do you mean my not-yet-fully-baked ada vtron?☝︎
mimisbrunnr: Logged on 2018-04-09 15:16 mircea_popescu: the good news for you mod6 being that you don't really have to do anything ; v.pl is fine as it is, for now, and once phf has a prototype walker you can just move on to that and it'll be cheaper. continue work on your ada guy in the meanwhile at your leisure, seems we're converging that way.
mircea_popescu: douchebag aha
mircea_popescu: !!pay cassidy3 0.02
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/ioFYc/?raw=true
mircea_popescu: what's what tattoo anyway ?
mircea_popescu: mod6 i meant your not-yet-baked. it's getting baked eventually neh ?
ckanggirl: hi mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: hello ckanggirl.
ckanggirl: tits4bits?
mircea_popescu: aite.
ckanggirl: 😛
mircea_popescu: c91fb263
mod6: mircea_popescu: yeah, would like to do that one. main reason i stuffed it in a drawer for the time being was that I was getting some really crumby performance with the manual string handling I was doing.
mircea_popescu: ckang do you know how to self-voice ?
mod6: I suspect, that there are others in the Republic now that could help me overcome that a bit; whether, phf, asciilifeform, or diana_coman.
douchebag: i explained how earlier
douchebag: !!up cassidy3
deedbot: cassidy3 voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: mod6 well, which way do you want to go ? i assumed that was kinda your plan, bake ada vtron, meanwhile maintain perl one functional but not really ugprade or anything. or ?
cassidy3: mircea_popescu: Its just a broken heart, kind of a sad story
mircea_popescu: you wanna share ?
mod6: I've been digging in here for about 15 minutes, and I've found the spot where we eject out those two vpatches. And the reason is that I do a kinda shitty check. Where I just compare that the number of node edges is equal to the number of expected.
cassidy3: Lost my first fiance at 19
mircea_popescu: poker ?
cassidy3: Had been dating since 6th grade
mircea_popescu: mod6 aha.
mod6: And in the case here, we have 1 more for each vpatch, where the extra one matches one already in the set. If I were to check each one to the other, then I think it'd be better, and avoid this problem. So I'm kinda working on a solution now.
mircea_popescu: is the story in the log even ?
cassidy3: I do regret all the tats now, but I went though a period and went a bit nuts
mircea_popescu: cassidy3 so what do you do, besides tits and poetry ?
mod6: I shouldn't call it a 'set', it's a simple array. but, anyway, yeah.
cassidy3: Gogo dance (not nude) and bartend currently.
mircea_popescu: why not nude ?
cassidy3: Its a licensing issue, nudity + alcohol is harder for owner to get permission for.
mircea_popescu: ah. yeah.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794956 << "One day a student came to Moon and said: "I understand how to make a better garbage collector. We must keep a reference count of the pointers to each cons." Moon patiently told the student the following story: "One day a student came to Moon and said: ‘I understand how to make a better garbage collector..."☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-04-09 22:36 mircea_popescu: SIMPLE REFERENCE COUNT GARBAGE COLLECTOR!!!
cassidy3: Also much different style of dance, I am a raver
cassidy3: When it comes to moving sexy and coordinated, I was not blessed :(
mircea_popescu: lol
mod6: mircea_popescu: hahah.
mod6: fair enough.
mircea_popescu: !!up ckanggirl
deedbot: ckanggirl voiced for 30 minutes.
ben_vulpes: heavy drug use will fry your cns, kids. be careful out there.
mircea_popescu: do ravers still do drugs anymore ?
ben_vulpes: are there drugs for sale at raves anymore?
mircea_popescu: eh, even in the 90s most girlies couldn't afford to BUY their acid, wut is this, the future ?
cassidy3: Yes, still fairly common
ben_vulpes: i'm particularly fond of the scawwy stowies about how the funsies will just sit in your spinal fluid forever
cassidy3: Even getting safer now with on site testing
cassidy3: Although thats a touchy subject many places.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the who ?
ben_vulpes: who tests the testers
cassidy3: Science I suppose :)
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: scary stories for spooking noobs
mircea_popescu: cassidy3 does burning man count as a rave iyo ?
cassidy3: Places could be considered that yeah, but I would equate it more to a festival with art installations.
mircea_popescu: o, yeah, do you know any good drawers ?
cassidy3: Its fun, but by the end you are ready to get far away and into a shower.
cassidy3: tattoo artist?
mircea_popescu: no, no, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-29#1790641☝︎
a111: Logged on 2018-03-29 05:42 mircea_popescu: i'm toying with the idea of sponsoring a comic. you ever seen oglaf ?
cassidy3: Oh hmm, I know a few people that do tattoo work but I am not sure how that translates, linework is similar maybe
mircea_popescu: possibly similar; dunno.
cassidy3: What did you have in mind? My best GF does sketches all the time for tattoos I can see what she comes up with.
mircea_popescu: well, have her drop by
cassidy3: Certainly, she may be interested in the picture stuff as well, I am going to dinner tonight with her I will see if shes interested 😃
ckanggirl: h mircea_popescu
ckanggirl: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gVPyB4O9/image.png
mircea_popescu: hey there.
ckanggirl: hi
mircea_popescu: are you ckang 's girl btw ?
mircea_popescu: !!pay ckang 0.02
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/aT9yc/?raw=true
ckanggirl: yes, we are discord friends
mircea_popescu: what's that ?
ckanggirl: discord is similar to this irccloud
mircea_popescu: well... when are you coming to costa rica ?
ckanggirl: but with more stuff, like pictures and audio
ckanggirl: when are you inviting me? :)
mircea_popescu: umm... say next week ?
ckanggirl: lol move fast, unfortunately I let my passport lapse, would need to get it renewed.
mircea_popescu: so get it renewed. you never know when you need it.
ckanggirl: but def. something i would consider
ckanggirl: could I bring a another girl friend?
mircea_popescu: haha. well, depends who, neh ?
ckanggirl: traveling alone makes me very anxious
mircea_popescu: you ever lived in a bdsm environment before ?
ckanggirl: lived in no lol, but ive seen some shows on bsdm relationships
ckanggirl: never had a boy willing to do that sort of stuff
mircea_popescu: ikr!
ckanggirl: not that im opposed, its just never come up
mircea_popescu: contrary to unexamined belief, male doms are rare enough.
ckanggirl: yea lol, all the shows the men have wanted to be the submissive it seems
ckanggirl: reverse roles compared to 'real world' i suppose
mircea_popescu: so what do you do, other than going to bdsm shows ?
ckanggirl: haha, tv shows lol
mircea_popescu: o fuck me! i accidentally paid... ckang. nuts.
ckanggirl: but I work with my mother's law firm
mircea_popescu: !!pay ckanggirl 0.02
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/TseL2/?raw=true
ckanggirl: im working on a paralegal
mircea_popescu: that's a pretty sweet setup huh.
ckanggirl: i am sorta OCD about paperwork and organization
mircea_popescu: aren't you worried mom reads trilema ?
ckanggirl: so its an outlet
mircea_popescu: !!rate ckanggirl 1 paralegal
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/Ic05l/?raw=true
ckanggirl: i would be more embarrassed if she knew what this irccloud was tbh
ckanggirl: this is the first time ive ever heard of it
mircea_popescu: lol.
ckanggirl: what do you do mr mircea_popescu ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, i rated you, so now you can voice yourself ; say !!up to deedbot in a pm.
mircea_popescu: and stick around, this collection of drunks gets in legal trouble ALLLL the time.
ckanggirl: besides collect boobs ;p
mircea_popescu: ckanggirl i'm a bitcoin billionaire / vap.
ckanggirl: oh wow, ive heard about some very eclectic types like that, i must say im envious they can pursue what they enjoy
mircea_popescu: ckanggirl here : http://trilema.com/2017/galati-yachting/ ; buncha moar travelpics in that category.
ckanggirl: but as they say, hindsight is always 20/20
mircea_popescu: yo ckang , voice yourself baby.
ckanggirl: wish i had 20/20 foresight haha
mircea_popescu: ckanggirl i find your fore...sight perfectly acceptable.
ckanggirl: he stepped out for a bit to get some dinner i think
mircea_popescu: !!up cassidy3
deedbot: cassidy3 voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: ckang what's ecclectic mean, anyway ?
ckanggirl: omg, i love the turtles!
ckanggirl: so cute
mircea_popescu: very!
ckanggirl: eclectic as in, taste that doesnt necessarily fall in line with the rest of society
mircea_popescu: i thought that was simply having any taste whatsoever.
ckanggirl: subjective ;)
mircea_popescu: anyway, eclectic is an english calc of the greek word for "choosing". it's a selection of the best of everything.
ckanggirl: is that you at the top of the page? love beards
mircea_popescu: yeah, that's me. changes every day though.
ckanggirl: most boys ive gone out with, couldn't get close to being able to grow such a thing
mircea_popescu: somehow i've been blessed with an epic beard.
mircea_popescu: must be teh wisdom.
ckanggirl: one tried and it just looked like his face was constantly dirty lol, i made him shave it
mircea_popescu: yeah, not a good look, the boyish beard.
ckanggirl: i cant stop looking at the little turtles
ckanggirl: adorable
mircea_popescu: you know i actually had them in my hands! they're the cutest thing, sorta lift head to see where water is, then lower it again and push push push. evidently hard work.
mircea_popescu: anyway, it's one of those few things where nothing beats being there.
mircea_popescu: ckanggirl try it now, say !!up to deedbot
mircea_popescu: hey check you out!
mircea_popescu: are you like smart or something ?
ckanggirl: had to ask douchebag for help ;p
ckanggirl: I wouldnt have figured that out
mircea_popescu: amusingly, a guy named douchebag is like, one of the most noob-helping guys around! misleading name!
ckanggirl: yea douchebag is around some of the same places, seems like a good guy
douchebag: haha
ckanggirl: with as big as the internet is, funny how we run across the same people so much
mircea_popescu: it's not really that big.
douchebag: ^
ckanggirl: i suppose areas of interest kind of dictate the little 'cliques'
mircea_popescu: i thought he was only interested in breaking shit up. and i guess nowadays a newfound interest in tits.
ckanggirl: ive never heard of such a thing
mircea_popescu: which ?
ckanggirl: bitcoin billionaires, paying for #s written on boobs lol
mircea_popescu: years ago some guy made 10 bitcoin for shoving a sharpie up his butt
ckanggirl: i wouldnt have believed it until douchebag vouched
ckanggirl: lol, ive had guys do that free hah
ckanggirl: silly boys
douchebag: like I always said, "big ass titties"
mircea_popescu: it was all an elaborate in-joke, there was this pantsuit collective (something awful) calling it "buttcoin"
mircea_popescu: so... well...
ckanggirl: i bet that 'yhbt' felt good in the end
mircea_popescu: depends for whom lol.
mircea_popescu: afaik they're still butthurt over the whole thing.
ckanggirl: he may have enjoyed it a little too
mircea_popescu: i'm sure.
douchebag: must have been an awfully big sharpie if they're still butthurt
ckanggirl: i remember the whole butt sharpie phase
ckanggirl: now i guess kids are back to snorting condoms
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/valiant-prince-mp-explores-the-mother-of-all-echo-chambers-a-saga-of-our-times/#selection-1181.0-1181.161
ckanggirl: full circle, as they say
mircea_popescu: jesus christ, it's been five years already.
ckanggirl: did they ever figure out the tide pod thing?
ckanggirl: i still dont understand how that started
mircea_popescu: i dunno honestly, i've not been keeping that close a track.
ckanggirl: yea it just fell out of the news one day, not heard about it since
mircea_popescu: !#s jenkem
a111: 9 results for "jenkem", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=jenkem
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: see also^ uncleal's AFRICA2.AMS
mod6: Well, I've implemented a better check there in the 'ante_check' subroutine. And I was gonna mess with it a bit more, but when I went to press the shorter of the two paths (visible at http://btcbase.org/patches?patchset=vtools ), I ran into a press problem.
mircea_popescu: aha.
mod6: Then I went ahead and tried to manually patch these files together, first 'vtools_genesis.vpatch', then 'vtools_vdiff_sha.vpatch', then 'vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc', and this is what I'm seeing:
mod6: Then I went ahead and tried to manually patch these files together, first 'vtools_genesis.vpatch', then 'vtools_vdiff_sha.vpatch', then 'vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc', and this is what I'm seeing:
mod6: oops
mircea_popescu: lol you seeing oops ?
mod6: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/3ujyM/?raw=true
mod6: heheh, sorry for the double post. This tho ^
mircea_popescu: not directly evident why this is problematic ?
mircea_popescu: ah manifest fails
mod6: no! not even using vtronics at all. just a good ole fashion by hand patch application.
mod6: i believe that I am patching in the correct order. not only validated by the link to btcbase.org/patches above, but also the same press path is given from my v.
mod6: phf: what am I missing here?
mod6: anyway, my apologies for the interruption. please continue.
mircea_popescu: lmao.
mircea_popescu is slightly disappointed nobody asked what "vap" stands for.
ben_vulpes: what, and interrupt teh fun and games?
douchebag: what does vap stand for
douchebag: i was actually wondering
douchebag: but didn't want to interrupt
mircea_popescu: very annoying person. DUH
douchebag: lol