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adlai: my dog eats weed!?
nubbins`: show me an animal (besides your dog) that eats weed plants
assbot: Logged on 01-12-2014 13:09:41; mircea_popescu: so this is the drug of dog ?
adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-12-2014#939837 < mdma. dogs be rollin all day. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: so this is the drug of dog ? ☟︎
adlai dogwalks
pete_dushenski: i wonder what they're going to slap the dogecoin android miner guy with. 1 trillion doge!
PinkPosixPXE: haha mircea_popescu, yea, me and my little dog
mircea_popescu: kinda campy dogshow movie.
PinkPosixPXE: oh the dog competition hehe
mircea_popescu: anyway, looking at it from the other angle, "check out what incredible cultural gymnastics the socialists need to justify and defend their ludicrous dogmas"
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swim | S.W.I.M.. Acronym meaning: Someone Who Isn't Me But general use indicates that it is indeed the same person. S.W.I.M. decided to walk his dog today.
mircea_popescu: Well, doggone, the picture was still there! Then he would study the schematic some more, and SNIP... SNIP... SNIP. Muntz had made a good guess of how to simplify and cheapen the circuit. Then, usually, he would make one SNIP too many, and the picture or the sound would stop working. He would concede to the designer, "Well, I guess you have to put that last part back in,"
BingoBoingo: * jurov *sniff* *sniff* << On the internet everyone is Dog
Vexual: dog businnes
BingoBoingo: #ChromeWheels is our Dog now.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you have incoming turdogram.
cazalla: decimation, got any supdog?
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: If you really can't call 9-11, maybe pirate some surgical urology textbooks on thepiratebay and practice of a few hotdogs before self repairing?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog << it'd be funnier if you had a cat.
ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog
asciilifeform: at any rate, i can imagine only with great difficulty that a usg cryptologist of any actual stature (that is, creator of, or even privy to, a 'crown jewel') would be permitted to make public so much as a newspaper ad for a dog walker, much less a document pertaining to his profession.
asciilifeform: the dog eats and eats so the fleas can live.
mircea_popescu: why do you think you take the bitch to the dog, not vice-versa ? males are shy.
asciilifeform: decimation: or city dogcatcher, lol
asciilifeform: say, if it was able to distinguish cat from dog, and now operates an automated dogcatcher, prior to the renaming of strings, and still can - there was 'substance.'
asciilifeform: even the elixir of distinguishing cat from dog by mechanical means, so far escapes programmers.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The problem I when he presents it is that not everyone wants to marry a large SJW, even if it means the dog you get in exchange is adorable
Adlai: some guy was talking about her instagram account and he said that she uploads pictures of her dog, and her furniture, and whatnot
asciilifeform: way to lump the bulldog and the rhinoceros into one animal.
BingoBoingo: Well, no. Kansas had those fucking barbarian nomads with their dogs
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> 'Minutes later, Trooper Vanderwiel arrived with the dog, which alerted on the back area of the car. That gave Simmons and Vanderwiel probable cause to search the vehicle without a warrant or the driver’s consent.' << lol re: the obvious implication, the beasts are trained to 'signal' on command rather than search << Pretty much an open secret by now
decimation: the dog smells money on you
asciilifeform: search dog != confiscation dog
decimation: yeah my understanding is that the results of the 'search dogs' are always an objective basis upon which one can search
asciilifeform: 'Minutes later, Trooper Vanderwiel arrived with the dog, which alerted on the back area of the car. That gave Simmons and Vanderwiel probable cause to search the vehicle without a warrant or the driver’s consent.' << lol re: the obvious implication, the beasts are trained to 'signal' on command rather than search
mircea_popescu: i mean sure, the hamburger & canned hot dog crowd is eating very poorly, but that's not the same thing.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell peterl yeah listen, this 50% uptime business is for the dogs.
kakobrekla: nate dogg regulates. kako emulates.
assbot: Warren G - Regulate ft. Nate Dogg - YouTube
Adlai: "Updates: We might switch over to dogeparty.io."
mircea_popescu: it isn't cost effective for a dog, no.
asciilifeform: dogs and fleas have been living together for quite some time, but afaik dogs never invented ddt. perhaps because not cost-effective.
mircea_popescu: somehow the (other) elephant in the room (ie, "dogs wouldn't fuck you, if you paid them") is gingerly never mentioned.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crankbait | crankbait. When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye. Ohh, I just had to ...
asciilifeform: '...could affect promising Bitcoin 2.0 projects such as Ethereum, MaidSafe, and Counterparty.' << let rabid dogs breed, then shoot them. such victory.
gernika: then the dog bit russia?
asciilifeform: tease the dog until it bites.
asciilifeform: never shoot the dog.
BingoBoingo: ^ Depends on specialty. My brother who cam from the same poor ass lineage i did is now in Dentistry with his SJW wife and adorable dog
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> but what of the reddit dogcatcher? he noticed? << You forget the most dangerous police variety in most US states, the fish and game cop.
asciilifeform: but what of the reddit dogcatcher? he noticed?
mircea_popescu: end up with "dogsons of broken soup bowl" or something.
asciilifeform: junkyard dog is doomed to eat what he can.
asciilifeform: mr mold is a junkyard dog, with all that it entails. did not grow up with classical education, no latin, no greek. me neither.
BingoBoingo: Well, sometimes the handled has a longer lifespan than the handler expects. Like pet tortoises or parrots that get passed down by different generations, because why the fuck would they live longer than 7 sequential dogs.
mircea_popescu: esp in fucking twodogs, canada.
decimation: lol "That looks like a dog with a blanket on it. I'm not going to waste anyones time sending an officer out to check that. "
ben_vulpes: doge?
assbot: Get Out of Doge! Escape to the Final Frontier | Free State Project
mircea_popescu: i was going to send you a pack of biscuits, peanut for the dog, chocolate for the fox. none for you, ofcourse, as men don't need to eat. sadly thestringpuller doesn't seem ready to take orders still.
mircea_popescu: so now only the dog gets to eat anymore ?
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> ripping usg crud out of the thing is a recipe to endanger any coins i'd have if i were not eating ramen so that the dog might eat << dude that's touching, srsly.
undata: ben_vulpes: at least the dog would kill a guy for you; my girlfriend's cats would just watch
ben_vulpes: ripping usg crud out of the thing is a recipe to endanger any coins i'd have if i were not eating ramen so that the dog might eat
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: not enough to be willing to go on the expedition. also need pitons, tents, dogs, pemmican.
mike_c: doge-brain
bounce: is she trying to get out of the top dog position?
mircea_popescu fears fcntl is a bit bondogley
ben_vulpes: "inside voice" is one of the more useful things to teach a dog: http://videos-f-16.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfa1/10745249_1722322861325716_1685564917_n.mp4
mircea_popescu: undata what do you thing slavegirls wear dog collars for :D
Mikayla: I'll take my chances of my dog killing the person
Mikayla: they won't ask me to put my dog down who attacked a man in my property
Mikayla: nah well the dog can't be legally punished
Mikayla: I'm sure it's not illegal for my dog to kill a man in my yard though?
PinkPosixPXE: Hope you can stay safe Mikayla, that sounds scary. Electric gate seem like a good idea, and dogs are great protectors, or at the very least alarm systems :). I should look into an electric gate, I want to setup a few security cams soon as well (despite living in a safe neighborhood, in my opinion, no where is truly safe).
undata: those are great dogs
mircea_popescu: "A lot of people follow their own faiths. Most were indoctrinated since birth. That makes it very easy to believe the dogma. Yet, how in anybody’s right mind could they, as an adult, suddenly be told that the magic man in the sky says you need to start wearing a dress (even though you’re a dude), put your face on the ground five times a day and pray, and oh yeah, kill all the non-believers? Not happening to anybody
asciilifeform: everybody's read of the old experiments with the dogs, the electrically-boobytrapped floor of the cages, and 'learned helplessness'
mike_c: listen you pack of elitist fucks, bitcoin is for the masses and dogecoin is going back to the moon.
asciilifeform: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sdKX5Hq8cnk/SZVX52DsPoI/AAAAAAAAAOM/eE5uWEMVxNM/s400/2008_slumdog.jpg
asciilifeform: tomorrow - the spiderwebs clear away. no dogs
asciilifeform: today - col. x won't blow away wh because he has an imaginary retirement with hunting dogs and cocksuckresses living in the spiderwebby recesses of his balding skull.
assbot: Video shows a man got onto White House grounds, was surrounded by Secret Service agents. Man literally punched a dog that ran at him.
bounce: tiger dogs. very chinese thing to do.
mircea_popescu: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nqnZJRUl4zU/TAz29K6wHXI/AAAAAAAADh8/W2G-zn0Sq3Y/s400/Meet+the+Tiger+Dog+Chinese+pet+owners+dye+pets+to+look+like+wild+animals+in+new+craze+1.jpg
assbot: Logged on 28-03-2014 00:41:08; ozbot: Researches find Android apps that covertly mine Dogecoin, one of them with more than a million downl
pete_dushenski: !dogecoin android
assbot: 0 results for 'dogecoin botnet' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=dogecoin+botnet
pete_dushenski: !s dogecoin botnet
pete_dushenski: ya wasn't there a dogecoin mining botnet on android fones too?
mircea_popescu: dogs loive music all the time, too.
Adlai liked ghost dog
mircea_popescu: "bitcoin won without the reddit doge derps trying"
ThickAsThieves: "China got its first official shipments of new iPhones last week, but a new report from web censorship watchdog Great Fire indicates Chinese users may be facing an unpleasant surprise when they try to connect to Apple services at large. As of last night, the Chinese firewall is blocking all local connections to iCloud.com, redirecting those connections to a dummy site designed to look
BingoBoingo: Moolah's in Doge
PinkPosixPXE: My dog only gets to IRC on days of the month that are prime.
mircea_popescu: lmao. it's not the girl, it's the dog!
ben_vulpes: could be dog
RagnarDanneskjol: again - I just deconstruct these things for research/amusement purposes.. no plans to 'do anything' with code really. I have a day job that keeps my too busy, any fre time is for ma doggies