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nubbins`: "i didn't put the razor in the
apple, i just gave it to the kid"
nubbins`: cajoled
apple into fixing it for free, later realized that the bottom of the port had a bunch of impacted lint
ozbot: iPhone 5 phones destroyed in protest against
Apple's anti-Bitcoin actions
nubbins`: tat had it right, if he really wanted to stick it to
apple, he would have sold his phone ;p
nubbins`: "really sending a message to
apple here"
Diablo-D3: hurting
apple doesnt even make sense
nubbins`: "know what'll hurt
apple? if i smash my on-contract phone that they've already been paid for, in full"
nubbins`: there's a steady push towards an
apple device being a device of consumption rather than production
pankkake: interestingly,
apple does not review the code of the app
nubbins`: so it seems the inturnet is really upset about
apple pulling blockchain.info from the app store, hey?
mircea_popescu: maybe derpland has a bumper
apple crop and herpfields a shortage.
nubbins`: i don't know how much
apple i get, that's what's wrong
nubbins`: or derpdollars where it's cheaper to buy the
apple today
nubbins`: say, herpcoins where it's cheaper to buy an
apple tomorrow than today
nubbins`:
apple phone support has looked up my info and suddenly has no problems with a free replacement
mircea_popescu: what was her name, peaches, rosy, eve ? something with
apple in it maybe.
mircea_popescu:
apple gets this the other way around : the SHOW itself wants to gain value from the association.
mircea_popescu: this is strictly because
apple had at the helm for a decade+ a person who actually understood how worthless advertising is, and just told the horde to get fucked
mircea_popescu: decimation
apple has unmatched strengths in marketing and advertising
nubbins`: anyway,
apple hardware is well-designed visually, sure
mircea_popescu: decimation perhaps it's proof that
apple hardware is not well designed.
decimation: I guess that the serious lack of non-
Apple competition for well-designed hardware (ie, not just
Apple clones) is proof that no major electronics manufacturer is well managed
decimation: before the
apple junk dominated, there was actually some differentiation in the marketplace amoung android devices
benkay: well look asciilifeform there's digikey, there's a 3d printer, and there's a mess of hardware out there. nobody's going to mass-produce a *nix laptop but
Apple, and we can't use theirs. the solution is to cobble our own together.
dub: I've been hilariously quipping that its more useful than the
apple product to all the
apple fanboys here
decimation: Ascii, have you considered that the insecurity of MS (and
apple) crapware now justifies the Pentagon's budgets?
decimation: that's the obvious next step for
apple to take
mircea_popescu: (real encryption. you'll have to use
apple/google/ms/w/e)
mircea_popescu: even
apple or amazon could do it, if they weren't fucktarded.
deadweasel: perish*ing*, no? if we are speaking of the
apple in the bag and the present moment, we have no perished.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I wan't until the IPOD IIGS that
Apple tried that.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Only off by a few decades. When he was kicked out of netBSD Computer to me meant the spider trap
Apple II+ in the basement.
BingoBoingo: If I cared then about what I do nao I prolly would have picked up an
Apple II GS or 8
nubbins`: "even Fuctapple can’t fuck up a browser to the degree it breaks the web." <-- quite the opposite,
apple played a large part in turning webkit into the beauty it is today
BingoBoingo: Making Dave might be a fun project though. Dunno how I'm going to get
Apple II machine code to talk to a modern IRC bot.
ozbot: Looking for
Apple iOS/OSX experts - Bounty: 15BTC
twizt: some people are all about
apple, im all about lenovo haha
benkay: just get her an
apple, nubbins`. you'll be so much less burdened with tech support...
ozbot: The NSA Reportedly Has Total Access To The
Apple iPhone - Forbes
mircea_popescu: i don't think
apple for instance would have a problem with making a system that doesn't work with any computing hardware in the world.
Vexual: well im not in a hurry for
apple to take bitcoin off ignore
kanzure: the reason that
apple doesn't want cryptocurrencies on ios is related to mobile payments and their own ios5 wallet system
kanzure: i think bitcoin people will make a patent defense fund and nuke
apple from orbit instead
benkay: a friend and i came up with an amusing scenario where the refusal to play with bitcoin drives
apple out of the mobile game
benkay: although if
apple gets their way with the jailed platforms one won't be able to actually run a bitcoin client on any OS X instance.
Duffer1: so
apple running win7 w/ fire wire issue?
mircea_popescu: in practice it makes no difference anwyay, whether you actually pay it out or just keep it in the bank, because in the latter case the share just trades as a proxy of your cash (see
apple)
nubbins`: but i mean, web wallets seem like the obvious solution to
apple's bitcoin app ban
pankkake: the
apple of bitcoin exchanges
deadweasel: i mean, at least read the manual for the lava
apple pc
mircea_popescu: 't want
apple telling me how to "safely" use my computer,
mircea_popescu:
apple doesn't repatriate it's currency holdings. nobody else is. there's literally nothing there, you can steal the real estate if you wish the hassle of running it
nubbins`: lel, samsung owes
apple $1b fine, starts delivering it to
apple hq in dump trucks full of nickels
deadweasel: giant acorn squash stuffed with
apple pear wild rice bacon carmelized onion..... not sure if I should add cheese?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves at the rate the us economy is going, an
apple will be a scam in dollars soon enough.
pankkake: "Bitcoin without Satoshi is like
Apple without Jobs" :|
pankkake: everything
apple makes is part of the conspiracy to slowly physically weaken humans
truffles: thinking of making some
apple pie
Namworld: It's like chalkboard to some people. The crunch of crude
apple is excrutiating.
dub: and shitheels will lap it up like a bunch of
apple users
dub: of course they wont last more than a few minutes on the timescale of
apple's history
nubbins`: i'm sure there's a bot in an
apple chan somewhere that screams MAGICAL DEVICE! every time someone says "magical"
pankkake: then the guy found a job at
Apple