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nubbins`: managed to sneak a dick into the local paper, even
truffles: a bag of dicks?
nubbins`: there are a lot of dicks in the acid zines, usually
truffles: is there a package of dicking or package of dicks?
Vexual: does dicking around sell?
nubbins`: we do a combination of client work and dicking around on our own
BingoBoingo: Suck a dick then you Oklahomo
KRS1: getting your dick sucked is heaven
Diablo-D3: no, getting your dick sucked is paleo
nubbins`: neither is smoking weed, getting your dick sucked, irc, bitcoin, etc
mircea_popescu: so the model for sports is, there are say 10-12 respectable bookie type sites, which do all the forum spamming and general dicking around with the punters,
Duffer1: randomly punches you in the dick to toughen you up
deanclkclk: kakobrekla: your dick is either too big or too small
kakobrekla: I want four chicks on my dick but only one fits
VanCleef: i think i owe it to my friend to say to him "look i was a dickhead and i spent the million dollars, i'm sorry"
BingoBoingo: My knight waves it's dick at your regent
Vexual: i thought you were eating two dicks, im new at this
truffles: u got lost in Superdick eh
mircea_popescu: But oh no! Here comes the Legion of Evil: Dr von Trope, The Dog Kicker, The Chessmaster, Superdick, Mr. Macekre, and the Brotherhood of Bowdlerization, Sir Jerkass, and the villainous Mary Sue! Together they'll bring about The End of the World as We Know It...
mod6: asciilifeform: you mean, you can build 1000 bridges and always be known as a 'bridge-builder' but if you suck 1 dick, you'll always be known as a cocksucker?
truffles: dub the dick
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: this is less of "i'm a n00b" and more of "i have no idea how economics really work and believe we should just print more money so we can fix our bad debts. Make it rain Ben Bernanke while I suck your dick."
KRS|Gotyawallet: just because he sucked one dick does that make him gay?
KRS|Gotyawallet: its like dick sucking..a guy cant just go and suck one dick and still be straight. even though it was just one dick he's a faggot.
nubbins`: nay, what a bunch of dick-noses
nubbins`: i should design a trezor-looking HID that, when connected, sends "[windows-r], www.mydomain.com/horsedick.avi, [enter]"
Vexual: dickhead
Vexual: oh it was dickstrinbg
nubbins`: next thing we'll find out they were the flying dicks in SL
mircea_popescu: when your dick and balls fit in one mouth ?
nubbins`: we (dick surgery) played a show with them once
benkay: mp's getting his dick sucked already
Vexual: mp loke putting his dick in googles ear
dingledoo: leopold78: eat a dick
Vexual: no profit for the year, blaming a broken dick bone and an irrational market
nubbins`: oh, sure, sometimes. but that's still just dicking around on the computer
dub: I didn't think ne0futur worked there, he just hangs of tux' dick
kakobrekla: dicks.
kakobrekla: i dont see how some random dicks running around is funny
deadweasel: this Riddick 3 hdcam is awesome.
dub: appears we are past acceptance and into the dick slurping phase of grief
mircea_popescu: rather than perpetually dick around with labcoins and bitcoin gems.
nubbins`: "Everybody out there should suck my dick"
dub: the only reddit I read is r/spacedicks
dub: "*BSD: just slam your dick in a door a few times then install debian"
nubbins`: like a landlord from a dickens novel
nubbins`: dick ass cunt
nubbins`: and they have to milk their dicks like empty toothpaste tubes to even get that much?
nubbins`: pankkake: just roll a slice of bologna around your dick and squat it between two mattresses
deadweasel: yes, I don't recall fondly my teenage daliance with a pool intake pipe.... dicks should not go in there, lest they never come out.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: robots don't belong on dicks
ThickAsThieves: forum quote of the day "Not to mention that the only thing pre-orders leave you with is a dick in your mouth."
Vexual: its got an electric dick warmer
Vexual: he wont want no dicks waggling anywhere near his ears
Vexual: ok keep trying to suck your own dick then truffles
pankkake: "It sounds like the premise of a Philip K. Dick story" wait, what?
deadweasel: girl i know just put a ring on another girl after about 1.5 yrs together.. but second girl is bi... so eventually she's gonna want some dick.
nubbins`: damn, so many dudes sending me btc and asking if they can suck my dick
nubbins`: dickens-style
mircea_popescu: ok so this happens to be the fucking tits. obama just gave the 1 year obamacare delay that the house wanted a month ago. except by now it's too fucking late, and as a result of his inept dickery 5mn unfortunate fucks are left without coverage as they were already cancelled.
benkay: u guise i can't get to this dick
mircea_popescu: da fuck dick doesn't absorb protein
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: By all measure mircea is skinny bordering on malnourished if it wasn't for the protein his dick absorbs through the harem's pussy's
BingoBoingo: If only Garr255 defenders like Thermos poured plasma on their dicks
ozbot: Christian The Lion & GLITCHDICK - We Found Love Remix | HD - YouTube
ozbot: Rihanna - "We Found Love" (Glitchdick Remix) - EARMILK.COM
jcpham: http://www.earmilk.com/2011/12/16/rihanna-we-found-love-glitchdick-remix/
KRS1: Yeah, but who wants to start sucking dick to (maybe) make it to that level of fame?
KRS1: Thats 160 feet of dick per year that she has to suck to make avg of $52,000 dollars per year.
KRS1: Average guy 8" inches..8" X 5 days is 40" of dick per week. Forty inches of dick per week is 160" inches per month, or 13" feet of dick per month.
KRS1: We were thinking..if she makes $1K per week..average price of a dicksucking $200, thats 5 guys per day.
Vexual: yeah she might have sucked a few dicks to make that data go thru, but its a good song
mircea_popescu: http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_030.jpg
Vexual: you'd hurt your dick trying some of those old jail games on bitcoin
benkay: then it was "omg need ur dick at absurd markup"
kakobrekla: fake feeling of safetly and a dick in ur ass
kleeck: shoeonheaddickinouthCoins
nubbins`: if only i'd asked some random dickhead for advice!
truffles: im going to go work for nubbins` dicksurgery ftw
kakobrekla: they are dickfuckingarounders
truffles: nubbins` of all ppl, u hate dicking around?
truffles: i like to dick around
nubbins`: you mean dicking around on irc all day isn't a lfiestyle?
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: Some dickbag named broz... Apparently they have a loan to pay.
pankkake: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/06/nyregion/de-blasio-is-elected-new-york-city-mayor.html?_r=0 lol at this article. trying to find out who this guy is, but this is just plain dick sucking
nubbins`: i do tend to sweat a lot during dick surgery
BingoBoingo: Yeah, I can't wait till skinnkavaj skins his dick and wears it like a sock for LTC
nubbins`: i'm having dick surgery later this evening, actually
pankkake: you'll need dick surgery
nubbins`: it is always a possibility that i will head down to my basement, grab a claw hammer, and smash my dick with it
skinnkavaj: Dicks?
kakobrekla: is this the time when we start signing messages to measure dicklenght
truffles: prob needs some dicksurgery in his life now
nubbins`: http://dicksurgery.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dick-surgery.png?w=490
truffles: nubbins` is it small is that why u guys were like, u know we should name our band something we can fix, i got it dicksurgery!
truffles: "hats off ta skipper" did not want to load, insert bad dick joke
nubbins`: dicksurgery.ca
nubbins`: dick surgery is our band :(
nubbins`: not on the same level as dick surgery, but ya know
deadweasel: truffles, eat a dick