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asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/usg-apple-012-014.pdf << usg expels crapple's atty. on a technicality
phf: "We noticed that you have not yet purchased your Apple Developer Program. To continue your enrollment, purchase your program now." these people
BingoBoingo: In other news today notorious Apple Shill Rush Limbaugh is giving away iPad "Pros" on his radio program.
pete_dushenski: this is not unlike google and apple calling a truce but google continuing to feed patents to samsung with which to continue suing apple
asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/usg-apple-edny-026-027.pdf >>> http://dpaste.com/3ACY3QB.txt << moar lulz
pete_dushenski: (apple's hq is located at #1 infinite loop in cupertino ca)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/usg-apple-001-009.pdf << part2 of crapple l0ltron
punkman: https://twitter.com/snowden/status/700823383961792512 snowden join the apple circlejerk
assbot: key derivation - Why does the FBI ask Apple for help to decrypt an iPhone? - Cryptography Stack Exchange ... ( http://bit.ly/1WuksV8 )
asciilifeform: http://crypto.stackexchange.com/questions/32886/why-does-the-fbi-ask-apple-for-help-to-decrypt-an-iphone << in other lulz.
assbot: Growing Apple Cucumbers Spring 2015 / Summer 2016 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1PI6vB5 )
mircea_popescu: for instance, my own sizeometer judges apple as relatively small.
mircea_popescu: why don't you say "clearly nobody gives a shit about apple or its products - so few vulnerabilities they can almost chase them all down"
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the fact that jailbreaking is a thing reveals that apple has not 'done it'
mircea_popescu: encapsulation is a dream. you know that. what exactly activates your memory hole to think that apple "done it" ? usg perfume ? what is it ?
assbot: Apple confirma la existencia de «malware» en la Apple Store ... ( http://bit.ly/1WrJ9S9 )
mircea_popescu: http://www.abc.es/tecnologia/informatica-software/20150921/abci-apple-malware-appstore-201509211937.html
mircea_popescu: til apple worth ~= slashdot.
mircea_popescu: not the apple store ?!
mircea_popescu: this does not bode well for apple's market value, if true.
mircea_popescu: i don't care about apple products altogether.
mircea_popescu: to me it was "take apple out of the apple product".
asciilifeform: say i replace apple's cpu with samsung's hypothetical pin-compatible one. now what ?
mircea_popescu: so in other words, the results of this discussion are - that apple isn't there yet, but it'd love to pretend like it is, and lazy general usian population / anti-entrepreneurial spirited usian elite will concede the point ot them.
mircea_popescu: "Apple A8 APL1011 SoC + SK Hynix RAM as denoted by the markings H9CKNNN8KTMRWR-NTH (we presume it is 1 GB LPDDR3 RAM, the same as in the iPhone 6 Plus) ; Qualcomm MDM9625M LTE Modem ; Skyworks 77802-23 Low Band LTE PAD ; Avago A8020 High Band PAD ; Avago A8010 Ultra High Band PA + FBARs ; Skyworks 77803-20 Mid Band LTE PAD ; InvenSense MP67B 6-axis Gyroscope and Accelerometer Combo"
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Who was Jobs to curate my Apple/Crapple filter?
assbot: Logged on 17-02-2016 15:57:31; Reydevkiwi: just saw a doc on all the backdoors in apple phone os, then this
BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-02-2016#1408314 << Newton, the actual apple pocketable or heretic iThing ☝︎
phf: also ftr i've never had a paid license. even without it developer.apple.com used to have all kinds of goodies. source code for all their opensource parts, legacy software, old version of xcode, various specialist tools for debugging, etc.
mircea_popescu: jurov not apple-specialist. independent-specialist.
jurov: hahahahaha apple specialists are trained to either replace device or exchange for coupons to newe shinier one
asciilifeform: (apple only sells unlocked phones, for some time now)
mircea_popescu: is this factual btw ? are there more people with unrooted apple-things than rooted ?
mircea_popescu: why the fuck would you develop for anything but rooted appleware unless apple was paying your salary+benefits is unclear to me.
mircea_popescu: oh oh this is about putting stuff in the apple store thing is it.
phf: (in other apple is dead not so news, i logged into a developer account in hopes of grabbing xcode dmg's direct instead of going through apple store, and oh boy. what used to be a rather spartan list of downloads, docs, resources has turned into "Click your iPhone app into Apple Store! Anyone can do it!" complete with giant banners of hip womens holding iphones. where's the docs? where's all the shit? literally the only thing you can do
Reydevkiwi: just saw a doc on all the backdoors in apple phone os, then this ☟︎
assbot: Customer Letter - Apple ... ( http://bit.ly/1PQHKk9 )
Reydevkiwi: http://www.apple.com/customer-letter/
assbot: 0 results for 'http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/san-bernardino-shooting/judge-forces-apple-help-unlock-san-bernardino-shooter-iphone-n519701' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnews.com%2Fstoryline%2Fsan-bernardino-shooting%2Fjudge-forces-apple-help-unlock-san-bernardino-shooter-iphone-n519701
assbot: Judge Forces Apple to Help Unlock San Bernardino Shooter iPhone - NBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1QkwNq8 )
shinohai: !s http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/san-bernardino-shooting/judge-forces-apple-help-unlock-san-bernardino-shooter-iphone-n519701
mircea_popescu: note the acceptance of computers in society as an exact mirror of the use of windows and apple. it's a thing.
mircea_popescu: and just like the apple shitheads, they have to spend this % of their income on storep roducts
mircea_popescu: they get less than they'd ask for to deliver the same work, if they weren't in the apple ml.
mircea_popescu: if apple isn't direct-marketed then what is ? and what's an apple fan ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: where's the consumer direct-sale chumpatron in, e.g., apple ?
mircea_popescu: it's so bizarre that the usg doesn't embrace herbalife. yes all the arguments against it are solid, but they cut just as much against say, apple. google.
asciilifeform: in my collection of junk there is an apple wireless keyboard thing
mircea_popescu: but allowing one rotten apple in rots the set, and allowing one lazy slavegirl ruins the lot and so on.
mircea_popescu: imagien the productivity gains if all the apple products were bricked.
mats: http://www.eweek.com/security/pwn2own-hacking-contest-returns-as-joint-hpe-trend-micro-effort.html 'While Microsoft Edge, Google Chrome and Apple Safari are targets, Firefox isn't because it's apparently too easy and not keeping up with modern security: "'We wanted to focus on the browsers that have made serious security improvements in the last year,' Brian
asciilifeform: when morons go to chop shop and have grey chinese sensor installed, and it craps out or works 1 time in 8, they will blame - apple.
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2016 02:35:48; asciilifeform: what did apple brick 'if you used other parts in it'
kakobrekla: must be an apple thing.
assbot: Apple says iPhone 'Error 53' is to protect customers' security | Technology | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1V2nj7o )
phf: asciilifeform: perhaps this http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/06/apple-says-iphone-error-53-is-to-protect-customers-security
asciilifeform: what did apple brick 'if you used other parts in it' ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 13:52:37; mircea_popescu: anyway, the winds have pointedly turned against apple. the time when they did that "we'll brick your device if you used other parts in it" thing i'd arbitrarily pick as the jumping the shark moment. but in any case : apple is for the next decade a company to sell, not to hold and CERTAINLY not to buy.
pete_d_out: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400324 << pretty much this. /me sold aapl in 2013, mostly uses 06-08 hardware now. no steve, no apple. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: and speaking of apple users and alf-citizens, http://49.media.tumblr.com/010fa0d5f548f7f326940624cb82a1f5/tumblr_nyqy33Y65F1qlne6uo1_500.gif
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400259 <<< i'm with ben and the whole rest of the world on this. you display a very entrenched form of stockholm syndrome. not just here - but in all points of confort. can't move out of dc because it's the only swamp in the world with lid suspension and hotplugging something or the other, gotta use apple because insanoarcana, etc. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: anyway, the winds have pointedly turned against apple. the time when they did that "we'll brick your device if you used other parts in it" thing i'd arbitrarily pick as the jumping the shark moment. but in any case : apple is for the next decade a company to sell, not to hold and CERTAINLY not to buy. ☟︎
ben_vulpes: i for instance just bought three of the things, but only because of the Apple Developer Ratchet
ben_vulpes: not apple stockholm i suppose nearly so much as usa stockholm
assbot: Logged on 09-02-2016 13:01:24; ben_vulpes: takes a rather lot to override apple-scale stockholm
ben_vulpes: takes a rather lot to override apple-scale stockholm ☟︎
assbot: Apple fans are coming to hate Apple software | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/20HUjse )
asciilifeform: re: 'apple fans coming to hate apple software', this is when folks learn that ~liking~ is optional: you use a sov institution because ~no alternative~
punkman: "At least, if you pay Apple’s premium for Apple design, you do get more design than you get from Microsoft, Google and other laptop manufacturers.  It’s not design created in your interest or for your convenience, but there certainly is plenty of it."
mircea_popescu: but many comments! visits! uniques! Social media! progress! apple could buy russia!
mircea_popescu: no real time exists anywhere near anything apple.
mircea_popescu: he then thinks to himself : "i could shoot as high or as low as i want, and the bullet wouldstill hit the apple, because i'm that special, and because that's what man made muskets for and how bullets work etc".
mircea_popescu: now this child sees an apple in the tree, shoots at it and hits.
punkman: "coming in at a market cap $558 billion after jumping about 8% after the company reported its fourth-quarter earnings, and passing Apple, which sits at a market cap of $535 billion."
BingoBoingo: <ascii_butugychag> thestringpuller: sacrifice a goat to satan << It's heretic apple, gotta sacrifice satan to a goat since woz is gone.
thestringpuller: y u do dis apple. I just want to use a mouse
thestringpuller: dafuq apple.
ascii_butugychag: BingoBoingo: they gave me this surprisingly spiffy apple mouse-touchsensor-chimera, but it has gigantic rails in contact with the table, and tremendous static friction. but it turns out that teflon will make it slide aaah so nicely along, like hockey puck..
mircea_popescu: and looky, they gotta get the shareholders excited. remember how jobs built apple ?
mircea_popescu: dude, i tell you truly - i fucking hate argentina, these people are as dumb as the delicious cows they raise. nevertheless, sitting here atop a grassy knoll, chowing exceptional beef and homemade apple pies and watching rome burn is a delight for which i am ever thankful.
asciilifeform: 7 was a product of the actual apple co. (vs rebranded 'next')
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-01-2016#1385046 << what's the difference between that universe and this ? (entirely innocent quesiton, i never used os-apple) ☝︎
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: i can work on an apple box, with a good bit of sweat. i cannot work on a winblowz box.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: Darwin isn't a complete piece of shit eh? So Apple > Winblows or is this like comparing two bowls of shit and asking which one is less nutty.
assbot: Logged on 24-01-2016 19:32:48; mircea_popescu: do you understand why your apple "computers" suck ?
mircea_popescu: do you understand why your apple "computers" suck ? ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 24-01-2016 15:19:27; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-01-2016#1384035 << this is lulzy in re: how i recently had to set up a complete orchestra on an apple box
assbot: Logged on 24-01-2016 07:46:51; ben_vulpes: it is weekends like this that make me reconsider how i spent my youth as a misspend, when i see trinque and asciilifeform with usable professional non apple toolchains
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-01-2016#1384035 << this is lulzy in re: how i recently had to set up a complete orchestra on an apple box ☝︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: it is weekends like this that make me reconsider how i spent my youth as a misspend, when i see trinque and asciilifeform with usable professional non apple toolchains ☟︎
ben_vulpes: in other apple nyooz, 'el capitan' ships with a new program 'photos'
mircea_popescu: your "push button, i matter" mental model is only applicable here inasmuch as you're hypocritical enough to go "i planted tree, and got an apple, therefore am in control" sorta thing.
asciilifeform: the true pioneers of 'apple store' model were... ibm
mircea_popescu: the whole thing that company was - a giant apple store.
mircea_popescu: they invented the apple store.
pete_dushenski: so apple can buy russia (tm) (r) but still has to nickel and dime the poor users of its shrinking sandboxes
pete_dushenski: in other nyooz, "Apple Inc said it will soon start charging for iTunes Radio, its music-streaming service that competes with Pandora Media Inc."
assbot: Confirmed: I'm banned from Apple Stores. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Wd5vXQ )
asciilifeform: http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=apple_store_ban << lulzy re: crapple