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shinohai: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 437.99, vol: 5835.82467155 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 436.363, vol: 6695.55602 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 440.25, vol: 16267.41429618 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 440.0, vol: 0.16952216 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 446.7008, vol: 44977.62410000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 431.18002, vol: 931.23933052 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 434.12977, vol: 41.29541689 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: in other aristocratit news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/18454d5c897e2a6b1577e6a12fb3ff84/tumblr_msnpp8XWZE1qlne6uo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2BCvs )
shinohai: dat ass
mircea_popescu: and in random lolz, http://40.media.tumblr.com/80423faa520b0d991f20f4d1cb27c85a/tumblr_nynpobUaCU1sxjutro9_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1WEUT3O )
pete_dushenski: wonder what they actually got
shinohai: Well he obviously got cucked! xD
pete_dushenski: or a legal slave ;)
shinohai: lol
pete_dushenski: good evening sir mod6
mod6: Hi pete_dushenski
mod6: Saw your later tell, thanks.
mod6: asciilifeform: that 1 bit chip was interesting
mod6: how's everyone doing tonight?
pete_dushenski: wondering where the day went :)
mod6: me too, busy as f. but im out of the woods on this work thing i think.
mod6: its so boring
mod6: i was lookin at tinyscheme stuff. trying to wrap my mind around stuff.
mod6: like there's this thing called 'guile' that'll let you issue system commands and such...
mod6: i think im like, getting lost in all the different dialects of lisp.
pete_dushenski: lol
pete_dushenski: ima bbl
mod6: i was trying to do (system "ls") or whatever with tinyscheme, but i must be doin something wrong
mod6: i guess it just says "unbound variable: system" but it seems to be in the docs under extentions. *shrug*
mod6: more reading i guess.
asciilifeform: mod6: 'guile' is another scheme interpreter.
asciilifeform: mod6: there is no 'system' in our tinyscheme.
asciilifeform: (can add it, or anything, for that matter, if we need to)
mod6: ah, werd. ok.
mod6: (quit) works lol
mod6: once i do some more reading im going to attempt to read a file.
asciilifeform: neato mod6. what are you studying from ?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-02-2016#1413322 << l0l pete_dushenski, 100k usd is real money where you live ?☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-02-2016 23:54:45; pete_dushenski: if you're not making $100k++ per annum and cannot afford extra rooms in house or apartment to enjoy as 'office', then yes, a jungle man is you. in which case, you're using a phablet primarily and a dusty laptop on rare occasions when you need to print a document. the only exception being, perhaps, g4amerz.
asciilifeform: a number of folks don't seem to grasp that financial and cultural poverty are quite separate things. visit usa, the land of countless millionaires who have never opened a book, and hobos with half a ph.d. in mathematics.
mod6: asciilifeform: sicp
mod6: and the tinyscheme docs
asciilifeform: http://www.scheme.com/tspl4 << another pretty good source.
assbot: The Scheme Programming Language, 4th Edition ... ( http://bit.ly/1L7qt9t )
mod6: seems like we'll have to write a lot of our own procedure libs. which is maybe a good thing i guess.
asciilifeform: (available in dead tree, but link has plain text.)
mod6: ah, thanks sir.
asciilifeform: mod6: aha. (though with a small modification, ts will run 'slib', a well-known library)
asciilifeform: but scheme is quite a pleasant language to bootstrap from the ground.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87590 @ 0.00057231 = 50.1286 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: 2016 fashion ; http://ru.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-NEW-AV-4-Camel-Toe-Realistic-Fake-Vigina-Underwear-Artificial-vagina-Male-Masturbator/1932348346.html
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BingoBoingo: My the things that get engineered these days.
BingoBoingo: In other news people are catching on https://archive.is/KoUdl
assbot: A Few Thoughts On Longform, Inspired By The Current Debate Over Its Significance And Necessity In Our Fast-Changing Media Landscape - The Awl ... ( http://bit.ly/1PTQCre )
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: what even is this
asciilifeform: inverted 'strap-on' ?!
kakobrekla: camel toe for everyone!
kakobrekla: supposed to be a fashion thing.
mod6: haha
mircea_popescu: not to be bested by kako, http://40.media.tumblr.com/a97590604ed5c32535b01684ab531cf5/tumblr_nsamq0Z0721uc64sgo7_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1PTSwIv )
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what the fuck is that retarded nonsense.
mircea_popescu: the collected "profession" of "journalist" can't if working together think a thousand words ahead.
mircea_popescu: their opinion on stuff like trilema is about as welcome as the housewife's thoughts on stage makeup.
mod6: my eyes
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It's their reaction to some derpy sports story about career of guy who sportsballed and then became a rape-cop who is now in prison. Derps published the story now other derps are trying to indict the entire concept of long form over the story.
mircea_popescu: myeah
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413362 << sooo apparently this edition is EVIL☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 01:21:21; asciilifeform: http://www.scheme.com/tspl4 << another pretty good source.
asciilifeform: i strongly disrecommend it.
mod6: whats the deal in there?
asciilifeform: r6rs heresies (motherfucking square brackets!)
mod6: ah
asciilifeform: straight to the stove with it.
BingoBoingo: r5rs 4lyf
asciilifeform: ^
mod6: oh like "(let ([if #f])"
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: the sheer rot.
mod6: thanks for mentioning
BingoBoingo: My reading of the history is r6rs was a coup attempt to turn scheme into a sort of python or perl with too much built in shit
asciilifeform: just remember boyzngurls, syntactic sugar leads to cancer of the semicolon!
ben_vulpes: cancer of the semilollin
asciilifeform: http://i.imgur.com/hr5Nupf.png << vintage
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/20ROvaA )
BingoBoingo: Financial aid with MAXIMUM GPA criteria, welcome to Obama's reddimurica https://archive.is/1OnHd
assbot: Spread of emergency aid and microgrants show strong results ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q7sTlg )
phf: mod6: you can also just read r5rs directly http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/ftpdir/scheme-reports/r5rs.ps
mod6: thanks phf
phf: it's basically a self contained, and very readable spec of the language
phf: sicp is more of a "all you need to know about computation as a thing" book, rather then specifically a way to learn scheme. i know very few people who actually got through it on their own
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mod6: yeah, i've figured that from what i've seen thus far in sicp. which is alright.
mod6: some good examples of stuff in there.
mod6: i'll check out the ps tho
phf: random lulz, sussman signed scheme-81 chip, sold as art. https://www.artsy.net/artwork/gerald-sussman-scheme i think it was listted at $1500, but i can't quite recall. i assume buyer would not try putting it on a breadboard..
assbot: Gerald Sussman | Scheme (1978-1981) | Artsy ... ( http://bit.ly/1KG2n5U )
phf: "This lot includes two Scheme-81 computer chips, signed by Gerald Sussman. This lot also includes a commemorative 3D-printed Babylonian styled tablet containing the password to a private Github repository where the buyer may access an image of the Scheme-81 chips."
BingoBoingo: is image suitable for lithography?
phf: probably going to dust in some weirdo's private collection, aka indian jones archives
ben_vulpes: > password
ben_vulpes: > github
ben_vulpes: wut
phf: ben_vulpes: posted to observe minor twitch that this is going to produce in some people here :)
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413357 << cdn ain't what she used to be. btc is like 600 bones atm… not that that's the point, on which i agree with you that culture != $$$$ (as per http://www.contravex.com/2014/11/14/terrible-nasty-unfair-evil-no-good-money-and-its-relation-to-net-worth/). that being said, i see even fewer cultured fellows with lower net worths than with higher net worths and☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 01:17:06; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-02-2016#1413322 << l0l pete_dushenski, 100k usd is real money where you live ?
assbot: Page not found | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1KG41Er )
pete_dushenski: i don't for a second think it's just correlation. wealth can't guarantee anything any more than obama - but can wealth, unlike obama, provide opportunities ? i'm inclined to say so. ergo wealthy man can at least materially afford personal car-computer, whether or not he can intellectually afford it is borne by whether or not he actually does.
pete_dushenski: assbot u so crazy
pete_dushenski: in related news, http://imgur.com/gallery/GWJgpAu
assbot: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!! - GIF on Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1KG4dUe )
phf: ben_vulpes: what about 3d printed Babylonian tablets!
ben_vulpes: i
ben_vulpes: i think
ben_vulpes: i can't
ben_vulpes: what confluence of events put scheme-81 chips in the hands of people who 3d print passwords to github repos in sumerian tablet reproduction style
ben_vulpes: oh
ben_vulpes: babylonian
ben_vulpes: scuse me
ben_vulpes: no bully phf
ben_vulpes: plz
ben_vulpes: no bully
phf: troll proof doors
ben_vulpes: atlantean troll proof doors for my safe space
phf: sussman was there though, when mit switched from sicp to python for their intro programming course, and he defended that decision with his remarks at ILC https://web.archive.org/web/20090327115612/http://blog.snowtide.com/2009/03/24/why-mit-now-uses-python-instead-of-scheme-for-its-undergraduate-cs-program
assbot: The Snowtide Blog » Blog Archive » Why MIT now uses python instead of scheme for its undergraduate CS program ... ( http://bit.ly/1oyChao )
phf: "The fundamental difference is that programming today is all about doing science on the parts you have to work with. That means looking at reams and reams of man pages and determining that POSIX does this thing, but Windows does this other thing, and patching together the disparate parts to make a usable whole.
phf: (not a quote, but i was there, and that's the gist of it. many face palms in the audience)
ben_vulpes: this one's in the log somewhere
phf: ahah
ben_vulpes: i b'leev asciilifeform even pegged it as a cowardly apology to der fuhrer
phf: "when did they get to him!"
phf: i'm sure the chip went same way, some chinese american female student, "say, prof sussman, how about you sell your life's work to highest bidder on this hip website. it'll legitimize what you did because you're no longer just a nerd, but now also an artist"
pete_dushenski: lol
mats: http://sana.sy/en/?p=70302
assbot: Putin: We agreed with Obama on a statement in the framework of Syria Support Group to stop military operations in Syria – Syrian Arab News Agency ... ( http://bit.ly/1oyD4Iw )
mats: >the agreement doesn’t include terrorists of the Islamic State (ISIS) or Jabhat al-Nusra.
pete_dushenski: so what's it include ? each other's non-existent foot soldiers ?
mats: well, yes
pete_dushenski: makes sense
mats: gotta crush the upstarts making fools of obama
mats: whaddya mean usg funded AQI affiliates to fight bashar, etc
pete_dushenski: this is not unlike google and apple calling a truce but google continuing to feed patents to samsung with which to continue suing apple
pete_dushenski: !v !v assbot:pete_dushenski.rate.assbot.10:56b27a69c18dfcea127cebbea4d632dd4e0c2f8202a2c0875b9914364959df91
assbot: Invalid verfication string.
pete_dushenski: !v !v assbot:pete_dushenski.rate.assbot.10:56b27a69c18dfcea127cebbea4d632dd4e0c2f8202a2c0875b9914364959df91
assbot: Invalid verfication string.
mats: lol
pete_dushenski: wtfuckme
pete_dushenski: !v assbot:pete_dushenski.rate.assbot.10:56b27a69c18dfcea127cebbea4d632dd4e0c2f8202a2c0875b9914364959df91
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 10 for assbot with note: primus inter pares
pete_dushenski: well that was flailtastic
pete_dushenski: in other news, apparently $20k baby wraps are a thing.
pete_dushenski: talk about veblen goods
pete_dushenski: http://www.mine-control.com/zack/guttenberg/ << go go gadget gibbon
assbot: Project Guttenberg Vocabulary Analysis ... ( http://bit.ly/1oyEfrx )
BingoBoingo: Markets work https://i.imgur.com/EwDljF3.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1oyFDdv )
punkman: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/473jr2/despite_massive_changes_in_hashrate_antpool_and/
assbot: Despite massive changes in hashrate antpool and f2pool never vary more than 2-3% distribution from each other is this just a polite fiction were are supposed to accept? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rk3Jm2 )
punkman: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/i-m-a-former-green-beret-here-s-how-i-would-bring-down-bitcoin-1456165726
assbot: I’m a Former Green Beret and Here’s How I Would Bring Down Bitcoin | Bitcoin Magazine ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rk3R4S )
mircea_popescu: lmao what the fuck is this "green beret" bullshit.
mircea_popescu: look here : "DeathFromAbove writes to DPR, "It's not that easy [AA]. I'm legit. Green Beret. Friend of [C.G.]. I have access to TS/SCI files that FBI, DEA, AFP, SOCA would kill for. In fact, that is what I do ... kill. The only thing that I do . . . Don't worry DoD has no interest in you and your little website. North Korea and Iran are a lot more important. In fact, as far as the Army and Navy are concerned you are a
mircea_popescu: nobody. Petty drug dealer. But, [C.G.] was somebody. "
mircea_popescu: context for the innocent : the carl force iv derp writes from one of the numerous troll accounts on sr to ulbricht derp. it's not clear whether he's doing this thinly veiled attempt at psychology on behalf of his employer or as an independent contractor working a little moonlight, but
mircea_popescu: "c.g." is a random derp of no consequence that got nicked and passed his account over to the baltimore establishment of unintentional humour maintained on public funds.
mircea_popescu: and, to best establish the fame as well as the intellectual wherewithal of the famous "grab me and my bag" force - here's the cannonical example : \
mircea_popescu: 02/10/2013 - FORCE attempts to create an account with Bitstamp using identification documents in the name of his DEA-issued undercover identity (Nob). Bitstamp's verification process rejected these documents as not genuine. FORCE there after provided Bitstamp with his own personal identification documents.
mircea_popescu: so now - i ask again. what THE FUCK is it with "green berets" and these assonauts.
punkman: maybe it's a "polite fiction"
mircea_popescu: or maybe it's the 2010s equivalent of that epic 2000s kid with the "oh i gotta go to iraq brb" chatlog.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413402 << do we care to be explicit for the logs ?☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 02:48:21; asciilifeform: just remember boyzngurls, syntactic sugar leads to cancer of the semicolon!
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413406 << basically us "college" chumpatron still experimenting with "what's the lowest qty of candy bar we give the cattle to keep getting the sweet sweet usg funds for them. like, out of the 100k per capita we get in fed funny money, what's the least we could dole out to the maggots in whose name the whole scheme is run ? maybe -100`000 in paper and $500 in chips ? for☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 04:32:14; BingoBoingo: Financial aid with MAXIMUM GPA criteria, welcome to Obama's reddimurica https://archive.is/1OnHd
mircea_popescu: a sweet sweet 199`500 total loot we can then use to build stadiums "worth" 50 trillion and that could be exchanged for "all of russia" if only we could find someone who isn't part of our circlejerk (thus has something of value whatsoever) and still credits our inane bullshit (like maybe some argentines running away with the money they stole while in government there or something)"
punkman: http://i.imgur.com/moGfFrD.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rk4Ge3 )
mircea_popescu: but bonus points for georgia naming it's nigger rape schedule the "panther retention grant". truly a case of http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2011/10/you_are_the_98.html
assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: You Are The 98% ... ( http://bit.ly/1WnMJ3X )
mircea_popescu: "Marching gets our message out." No it doesn't, it gets CNN's message out. "We don't watch CNN, we use the internet." Yet given the infinity of the internet you still surf the same 5 websites, looking for and finding exactly what you want, like a baby playing peekaboo in a mirror over and over and over and over and over and over and...
mircea_popescu: note the very epic "200k worth of fed paper is worth $500 in candybar, on a systematic scale".
mircea_popescu: rather optimistic, a deleverage factor of 1000:1 seems lowball. but then you have to account for the general ghetto dweller's disinclination to put up with "school" as an adult.
mircea_popescu: punkman you know, the "you are destroy me" greek angerspeech is actually quite amusingly on point :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16590 @ 0.00057414 = 9.525 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "You are destroy me! You kill me and is personal and ALL YOU FAULT you are monster and give reparations for monster acts of past and you are RUIN ME FOREVER AND IS ALL YOU!" ftr. sez angry greekflag ball to derpy german flag ball. epic.
mircea_popescu: lol why the fuck is something vaguely looking like one of those world soccer cup vanity flags they use for some reason on top of the bitcoin ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413416 << and why not ? i've put sluts on a breadboard that i had originally purchased as art ?☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:25:55; phf: random lulz, sussman signed scheme-81 chip, sold as art. https://www.artsy.net/artwork/gerald-sussman-scheme i think it was listted at $1500, but i can't quite recall. i assume buyer would not try putting it on a breadboard..
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413436 << my bet would be "a woman".☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:47:08; ben_vulpes: what confluence of events put scheme-81 chips in the hands of people who 3d print passwords to github repos in sumerian tablet reproduction style
mircea_popescu: truly the one... confluence, let's say, of events, let's call them.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413445 <<< well, "defended the decision". said to an audience of derps "you are too stupid to have cool things, orcs. stick with the clubs you know." and they nodded because a) who the fuck knows what weirdo foreigner is saying and b) what difference does it make to orc anyway ? no indoor voice to begin with, what ability to modulate behaviour by sounds ? that comes after.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:55:12; phf: sussman was there though, when mit switched from sicp to python for their intro programming course, and he defended that decision with his remarks at ILC https://web.archive.org/web/20090327115612/http://blog.snowtide.com/2009/03/24/why-mit-now-uses-python-instead-of-scheme-for-its-undergraduate-cs-program
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413452 << when they stopped making sluts that go on breadboards, they "got to him". what's to get. suppose you marry a woman on the criteria of she's fucking hot, and she keeps making you children and they all have the iq of an argentine. how long do you keep up the charade of "this here is a house of intellectual ppls" ?☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:57:29; phf: "when did they get to him!"
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413453 << howling shit we exactly agree. i suppose this is good for the cult...☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:58:56; phf: i'm sure the chip went same way, some chinese american female student, "say, prof sussman, how about you sell your life's work to highest bidder on this hip website. it'll legitimize what you did because you're no longer just a nerd, but now also an artist"
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413455 << i guess now we find out what control each side has on "their" nominal proxies. my guess would be that the us has ~complete control over the mostly imaginary steiners angriff, whereas the russian side has ~no control over the still sitting syrian president.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 06:11:28; mats: http://sana.sy/en/?p=70302
mircea_popescu: agreement to posture in the un resulting in a quick dispatch of the "rebels" on the ground, expect to see them hanging / supported by visceral poles by next thurs.
mircea_popescu: yet another nominal us "ally" to meet a gruesome fate in the field when the posturing six year old for some reason dressed as a very tall nigger gets called to supper.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413461 << yeah, putin just made obama петух and that's ok because nobody knows what the crudely drawn chickens are supposed to stand for anyway.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 06:16:21; mats: gotta crush the upstarts making fools of obama
mircea_popescu: i suppose in memory of the event Bahamas' full name should be expanded to Mssr Bahamas Pedale or something.
mircea_popescu: (for the innocent log readers : what happened in syria was that obama went in pretending he is the head of a powerful nation ; putin went in as the actual head of a powerful nation. when the difference between these turned out to be an actual thing in the field, obama whipped out the checkbook, started offering bribes to the locals to hold up signs and shit reading "obama is a real stud". those guys took the money and
mircea_popescu: bought guns, eventually becoming such a problem obama had to pay a visit to putin's residence dressed in nothing but his chastity device and do a spot of work or two, in exchange for putin agreeing to take care of the problem. something like http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413380 with the colors reversed, if you need visual aids, or else something like ross ulbricht "ordering clean hits" if your memory☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 01:59:39; mircea_popescu: not to be bested by kako, http://40.media.tumblr.com/a97590604ed5c32535b01684ab531cf5/tumblr_nsamq0Z0721uc64sgo7_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: of that lolpile is still fresh.)
adlai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo did my qntra submission get lost in the logs? http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=21-02-2016#1411917 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 21-02-2016 09:51:57; adlai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo /me accidentally a word http://dpaste.com/3WX0P03.txt
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413475 << well since the "too many unknown words" is a frequent redditard complaint @trilema, i'ma now going to have it wordcounted. i always thought i'm using a very constrained set, myself.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 06:35:48; pete_dushenski: http://www.mine-control.com/zack/guttenberg/ << go go gadget gibbon
mircea_popescu: meh, this turns out to be a fucking huge job on account of the insane variation. but the cheap result would be that between http://trilema.com/2012/me-they-say/ and http://trilema.com/2015/fun-with-pairs-of-girls/ so about 40 months or so, http://trilema.com/words_2302.txt
assbot: Me, they say... on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1QviLCf )
assbot: Fun with pairs of girls on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1QviKy1 )
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QviLCk )
mircea_popescu: which is ~50k different phonemes, the vast majority of which are bona fide words but filtering any further exceeds my patience (and if you're curious why it stops there - once the fetlife lists hit, there's a pile of crapolade in the form of usernames that are difficult to distinguish etc). i'm happy with the estimation that "50k or maybe a little more". which would mean that... whoa!
mircea_popescu: turns out i'm actually a top spot contender ? gibbon clocks 43k ? ooook.
mircea_popescu: ima go have pie and meditate on the implications of this.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11950 @ 0.00057231 = 6.8391 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413419 << not only the masks, but the scheme (!) proggy that generated (!) them, are public, for decades, in the original paper, in fact.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:28:21; BingoBoingo: is image suitable for lithography?
asciilifeform: read it.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413437 << the first run of scheme81, as often is the case, were duds.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:47:10; ben_vulpes: oh
asciilifeform: poor old man must've found a few in his desk drawers, wanted to cash in...
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413541 << l0l, recall also the typically atrocious ocr on gutenberg.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 10:20:39; mircea_popescu: turns out i'm actually a top spot contender ? gibbon clocks 43k ? ooook.
asciilifeform: creates nyoo wurdz, it does..
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413449 << it is.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 05:56:32; ben_vulpes: this one's in the log somewhere
asciilifeform: !s sussman
assbot: 36 results for 'sussman' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=sussman
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-09-2014#846759 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 27-09-2014 03:19:43; asciilifeform: sussman, surrendering to decay:
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413479 << miner pools are a plague, nyooz at 11☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 08:37:39; punkman: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/473jr2/despite_massive_changes_in_hashrate_antpool_and/
asciilifeform: and miners, more generally - vermin.
asciilifeform: !s mining is a bug
assbot: 5 results for 'mining is a bug' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=mining+is+a+bug
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413493 << we had a r6rs thread☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 08:48:14; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413402 << do we care to be explicit for the logs ?
asciilifeform: !s r6rs
assbot: 2 results for 'r6rs' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=r6rs
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413516 << it is elementarily unlikely that he has working units to sell. see thread.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 09:09:11; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413452 << when they stopped making sluts that go on breadboards, they "got to him". what's to get. suppose you marry a woman on the criteria of she's fucking hot, and she keeps making you children and they all have the iq of an argentine. how long do you keep up the charade of "this here is a house of intellectual ppls" ?
asciilifeform: but i will point out, again,
asciilifeform: scheme81 , ~unlike~, e.g., the symbolics processors, is ~published~
asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu wanted to, could have it fabbed in two weeks without any design work.
asciilifeform bbl
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> creates nyoo wurdz, it does.. << im too lazy too look if the guy published the wordlist anywhere and check
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33525 @ 0.00057164 = 19.1642 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46327 @ 0.00056889 = 26.355 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9005 @ 0.00056375 = 5.0766 BTC [-]
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb5V8geUsAEr2lP.jpg:large
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1TwIqj5 )
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUuWywlCAAEBbiG.jpg:large
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QXXdyH )
jurov: !ticker --currency eur --market bitcoin-central
assbot: Some are born to endless night.
jurov: ;;ticker --currency eur --market bitcoin-central
gribble: Bitcoin-Central BTCEUR ticker | Best bid: 380.1, Best ask: 382.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.90000, Last trade: 381.0, 24 hour volume: 64.96945757, 24 hour low: 379.4, 24 hour high: 395.55, 24 hour vwap: 385.15243695
jurov: interesting, as if 400 eur was psychological threshold
mircea_popescu: wait wait, it went up that much ?
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker --currency usd
gribble: Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 424.99, Best ask: 425.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 425.0, 24 hour volume: 28054.37486685, 24 hour low: 416.24, 24 hour high: 442.67, 24 hour vwap: None
mircea_popescu: wow the euro's weak.
deedbot-: [Trilema] The pop of the day and other items of virtual economy - http://trilema.com/2016/the-pop-of-the-day-and-other-items-of-virtual-economy/
danielpbarron: http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/29968/1/blind-fingering-dates-are-london-s-latest-craze >> The process is simple. You head to the class, strip off from the waist down, and lie across an unknown, fully-clothed man while he strokes your clitoris.
assbot: Blind ‘fingering’ dates are London’s latest craze | Dazed ... ( http://bit.ly/1OsElGb )
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell adlai not really news at this time
gribble: The operation succeeded.
punkman: http://blog.acolyer.org/2016/02/22/includeos/
assbot: IncludeOS: A minimal, resource efficient unikernel for cloud systems | the morning paper ... ( http://bit.ly/1LEvJwn )
asciilifeform: 'A fully virtualized “Hello World” service in IncludeOS (which of course includes the necessary components of the OS) uses only 8.45MB of memory. A Ubuntu 14.04 OS image (the default guest OS for OpenStack) is around 300MB by comparison.' << idiocy. i had linux kernel AND trb in < 5 MB.
asciilifeform: (with compression- less...)
asciilifeform: 'For the C standard library, IncludeOS uses RedHat’s standard library implementation due to its small size, ' << i refuse to read any more of this crapolade.
punkman: indeed
BingoBoingo: http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/02/23/biological-man-set-to-become-national-student-womens-representative/
assbot: Biological Man Set To Become National Union Of Students' Women’s Representative - Breitbart ... ( http://bit.ly/21cZ11x )
punkman: lol
BingoBoingo: Now this is pure distilled pete_dushenski https://archive.is/5xB1g
assbot: penny the talking car ... ( http://bit.ly/21d1Csc )
shinohai: Good God what is that thing, a ghettomobile?
BingoBoingo: Well you can see the thumb that snuck into a picture there was clearly white.
BingoBoingo: Also it is advertised as being in the north (polish) as opposed to south (Obama) side of Chicago
BingoBoingo: But at one point it was clearly one of these http://www.allpar.com/eek/k/limo.html
assbot: The K-car Limousine and Executive ... ( http://bit.ly/21d3Zve )
punkman: https://bitcoincore.org/en/2016/02/23/release-0.12.0/
assbot: Bitcoin Core 0.12.0 Released! – Bitcoin Core ... ( http://bit.ly/21d4pBH )
trinque: >automatic usage of tor when it's running
trinque: hey kid, you wanna buy some marijuanas on the Dark Web?
danielpbarron: they claim to use their own replacement of openssl in this version; for some reason i thought they had already done that
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: They previously used their thing for signing. Now signing + verification.
BingoBoingo: It also still calls openssl if it is called to do anything that involves making https connections (liek rpc)
BingoBoingo: !up donpillou
BingoBoingo: !up wouldibeascammer
BingoBoingo: hello
wouldibeascammer: so, I have a dilemna
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb5j8KlWEAAEhh2.jpg:large for BB
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1ozzaPD )
wouldibeascammer: let's say a service credits too much on my account
wouldibeascammer: if I profit from that, am I a scammer?
fluffypony: no, you're a profiteer
BingoBoingo: punkman: lol
kakobrekla: this happened to me on bitstamp in 2011 or 12, had a deposit processed twice. i reported it though.
trinque: wouldibeascammer: why are you crowdsourcing how to live?
wouldibeascammer: weirdly the wrong deposit is not the same amount
kakobrekla: something like 100 btc worth at the time irrc
punkman: I'd report it if I liked them, otherwise who cares, fuck em
wouldibeascammer: punkman: I like them
BingoBoingo: wouldibeascammer: WHy do you liek them?
wouldibeascammer: trinque: I like trolling
punkman: so where's the dilemma? did they give you a free mil or somehting?
wouldibeascammer: BingoBoingo: the operator is on this channel
BingoBoingo: wouldibeascammer: Probably best to contact them
BingoBoingo: wouldibeascammer: When you join the channel you IP was showing
wouldibeascammer: not my regular IP
BingoBoingo: details
kakobrekla: there arent that many 'operators' on this chan
trinque: davout: ? ^
BingoBoingo: Generally if you liek something you help it to flourish, report and just mebbe you get a bounty? Otherwise who knows wtf happens if you open the other door.
kakobrekla: all that i got was a request for kyc/aml procedure!
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all --currency bgp
gribble: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all --currency gbp
gribble: Bitstamp BTCGBP last: 296.61988, vol: 10852.34995882 | BTC-E BTCGBP last: 296.070716, vol: 8038.67107 | BTCChina BTCGBP last: 301.58056, vol: 58716.48510000 | Kraken BTCGBP last: 298.14189, vol: 132.57348635 | Bitcoin-Central BTCGBP last: 298.66428, vol: 93.6867881 | Volume-weighted last average: 300.310469178
BingoBoingo: ;;calc 300*1.4
gribble: 420
wouldibeascammer: reported it, it's annoying to put my order in while leaving out what I don't want to use
wouldibeascammer: fix your damn site, davout
trinque: heh, called it
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-02-2016#1413220 << btw, romanian for nail is cui. sounds exactly like куи. "nobody knows why". must be from cuneus/clou somethign, right.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 22-02-2016 22:49:58; asciilifeform: *психушка fuck this keyboard
mircea_popescu: bonus points, the beaten end's called "flower", you know, as in "deflower".
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413605 << actually looks tres gypsy.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 18:07:31; BingoBoingo: Now this is pure distilled pete_dushenski https://archive.is/5xB1g
BingoBoingo: lol maybe it also does distilled Vulpes?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413614 << i think we had this thread here back when they announced they wanna do it.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 18:20:39; trinque: >automatic usage of tor when it's running
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413618 <<< faithful to the principle of "crap may only multiply". they STILL use bdb, even if it was "replaced" with leveldb.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 18:31:00; BingoBoingo: It also still calls openssl if it is called to do anything that involves making https connections (liek rpc)
mircea_popescu: and once leveldb is "replaced", it'll still be used, also.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413655 >> o.O i'm impressed.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 19:02:29; trinque: heh, called it
kakobrekla: well, he had what like 30% chance?
trinque: IPs are geographically allocated
mircea_popescu: heh. i didn't bother look. still impressed :)
kakobrekla doesnt see joins and parts, hence ips.
deedbot-: [Qntra] Asus Complaint Opens Door To Torts For Internet Of Shit Insecurity - http://qntra.net/2016/02/asus-complaint-opens-door-to-torts-for-internet-of-shit-insecurity/
BingoBoingo: ^ Promising ground for a young jurist
mircea_popescu: win.
mircea_popescu: to borrow from alf, "countdown for that door getting welded shut in 3, 2..."
deedbot-: [Qntra] US "National Security" Crippling Business Opportunities - http://qntra.net/2016/02/us-national-security-crippling-business-opportunities/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24450 @ 0.00057265 = 14.0013 BTC [+] {2}
ben_vulpes: in "other things jewels ripped from the forum's wall" news, Slack will repost the relevant log link when a user pastes its url into a chat
ben_vulpes: s/things//
mod6: so if i wanna a bunch of scheme code in a file and then load that file into the interpreter so I have my procedures defined without having to type them all in... how do I do that?
mod6: just put code in "foo.scheme" and then somehow load it with tinyscheme ?
mircea_popescu: what is slack ?
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: irc for derps
ben_vulpes: mod6: traditionally you use emacs and C-c C-k to compile the file in
mod6: !up thestringpuller
thestringpuller: who is reading slack logs?
mod6: ben_vulpes: anyway to do this without emacs?
ben_vulpes: mod6: http://www.gnu.org/software/mit-scheme/documentation/mit-scheme-user/Loading-Files.html
assbot: Loading Files - MIT/GNU Scheme 9.4 ... ( http://bit.ly/1WH1ISc )
mod6: thanks ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: there is also load-from-path
asciilifeform: mod6: (load "yourfile")
phf: ben_vulpes: mit scheme is not the same as tinyscheme
asciilifeform: or put it in init
ben_vulpes: is this thing standardized or not?!
ben_vulpes back to oar
phf: ben_vulpes: mit scheme is non-standard
danielpbarron: !v assbot:danielpbarron.rate.Gaxaro.2:355c11a85a20a6cb33c3c83ff573ce92d1bc4927c907dfc356b45ffba2d57c4f
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 2 for Gaxaro with note: Euloran noob; paid back a 300k loan in a timely fashion
phf: mod6: you want to do (catch #f (load "foo.scm")), because without catch any errors in your foo.scm are going to kill tinyscheme AND terminate bitcoind without cleanup
mod6: asciilifeform & ben_vulpes: yup that worked.
mod6: :D
mod6: phf: ah, ok
mod6: i'll try that. (im just playing with tinyscheme on its own, outside of shiva/bitcoin) -- figure its a good idea to use THIS interpreter as opposed to some other one/lisp.
phf: mod6: catch is tinyscheme specific and is defined in init.scm, but load is in r5rs.ps ;)
mod6: ahh, aight.
mod6: is this normal? http://dpaste.com/20YFV0J.txt ?
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1WH2LBO )
shinohai: Congratulate me, I was nearly 90% synced on new node, had an unexpected reboot and it borked my data dir, now hafta start over :/
danielpbarron: same here shinohai :/
mod6: shinohai: wat?
mod6: oh unexpected reboot 'eh
danielpbarron: stupid me for not stopping it periodically to backup, but i wanted to see if i could get the whole thing synced in one go
mod6: f. that blows.
danielpbarron: what timing it happened to both of us at around the same time
shinohai: ikr
mod6: phf: and I meant "is #<EOF> normal?"
danielpbarron: city workers did maintenance on the whole neighborhood's power without giving me any warning
danielpbarron: also lost a lunch out of it as it went out in the middle of my rice and chicken cooking
shinohai: Just weird to me though, haven't had it happen before and I have accidentally restarted the lappy 1000 times and it started back perfect.
shinohai sheds a tear for danielpbarron 's chicken-n-rice
phf: mod6: i think so, as long as you're still in repl. i think that's tinyscheme's specifics (i.e. last token is #<eof> and that's what load returns, but i'm not sure)
mod6: ah. ok.
mod6: is there a way to see what procedures are currently loaded into the construct?
phf: ...kind of
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413696 << ts is ~mostly~ r5rs, see docs☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 21:12:32; ben_vulpes: is this thing standardized or not?!
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413705 << you can actually build shiva's scheme as standalone.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 21:17:59; mod6: i'll try that. (im just playing with tinyscheme on its own, outside of shiva/bitcoin) -- figure its a good idea to use THIS interpreter as opposed to some other one/lisp.
mod6: ah ok cool thx.
phf: mod6: (let ((things ())) (for-each (lambda (sublist) (for-each (lambda (symbol) (let ((value (catch #f (eval symbol)))) (if (or (macro? value) (closure? value)) (set! things (cons symbol things))))) sublist)) (oblist)) things)
phf: it's hell of slow though, because i can'e seem to find an equivalent of symbol-value
phf: actually, that code does something very odd with environment...
mod6: ah aight.
phf: so at the moment, the answer is no:)
mod6: hehehe, ok. np.
asciilifeform: mod6: (oblist) ?
phf: "what procedures"
asciilifeform: he didn't say ~only~ procedures!111
phf: :]
mod6: thanks asciilifeform
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=10-02-2016#1401963 < apparently https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/684865884767191040☝︎
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2016 13:19:33; kakobrekla: yes, sit on the tank. great, i can sit on my phone also.
shinohai: heh butt robots.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40333 @ 0.00057266 = 23.0971 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38360 @ 0.00057582 = 22.0885 BTC [+] {3}
ben_vulpes: OH WELCOME BACK ASSBOT
ben_vulpes: PUNKMAN SENDS DINGLEBERRIES
BingoBoingo: Now, for log committal http://qntra.net/2016/02/numerous-site-explicitly-open-to-cross-site-scripting/
assbot: Numerous Sites Explicitly Open To Cross Site Scripting | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1KIo4lI )
pete_dushenski: http://qntra.net/2016/02/tor-and-http-gzip-leak-local-time-zone/#comment-46961 << damn straight a tmsr proerpty is 'worse' than reddit. meaner, leaner, nastier, and all the other libertard 'worse' boxes are rightfully ticked. just as it should be.
assbot: Tor And HTTP Gzip Leak Local Time Zone | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1OtnYci )
pete_dushenski: *property
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413605 << lol. this is pure distilled gaddafi.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 18:07:31; BingoBoingo: Now this is pure distilled pete_dushenski https://archive.is/5xB1g
pete_dushenski: http://trilema.com/words_2302.txt << ok that's just neat.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QviLCk )
pete_dushenski: i'd be pleasantly surprised if contravex isn't even at the lower end of that largest vocab list. ~15k different words over a two year and ~450k published word lifetime ? sounds optimistic, but until mircea_popescu shares secret recipe, hard to say given that other 'solutions' seem to be nothing but paid scamware.
mircea_popescu: wait, what solution ?
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413526 << bahamas is more of a jogger than a cyclist iirc☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 09:18:25; mircea_popescu: i suppose in memory of the event Bahamas' full name should be expanded to Mssr Bahamas Pedale or something.
pete_dushenski: which actually goes some way to explain why he's so shit at backpedalling.
pete_dushenski: "when i, professor bahamas, said that there was a red line that shall not be crossed in syria or else i'd put boots on the ground, i forgot to mention that there was an asterix associated with that statement that nullified its supposed consequence if it turned out that i wasn't a taller, darker napolean after all."
punkman: http://cryptoexperts.github.io/million-dollar-curve/
assbot: Million Dollar Curve ... ( http://bit.ly/1KItvB8 )
phf: we can make it, we have the technology
BingoBoingo: these comments http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-400-pound-woman-survives-sexual-assault-by-herd-of-manatees/
assbot: Florida: 400-Pound Woman Survives Sexual Assault by herd of Manatees World News Daily Report ... ( http://bit.ly/1oFRLu2 )
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413765 << ahahahahaha nsa wants to aes-ify the curves.☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 23:49:39; punkman: http://cryptoexperts.github.io/million-dollar-curve/
asciilifeform: (random, 'fairly selected', weak keys)