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decimation: at any rate, I bring it up mainly because I suspect that less than 1% of the democratic police even realize that this is how things were done before the radio told them what to do
decimation: http://www.thegreenwichphantom.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/police-rattle.jpg << said rattle
decimation: "The normal external power feed appeared unreliable Monday, so officials switched to generators until the issue could be addressed. But, 13 hours later, the generators failed, leaving police briefly without radio coverage, 911 callers on hold, and 311 callers totally out of luck for 16 minutes."
assbot: Police to take graphic photos of teen as evidence
HyperChetty: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/police-take-graphic-photos-teen-evidence
assbot: Police Use Dog To Find Memory And Hard Drives In Search : The Two-Way : NPR
TheNewDeal: gotta head to bed, but I'll leave you with this. Child-porn sniffing dawgs http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/07/08/329501226/police-use-dog-to-find-memory-hard-drives-in-search?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20140708
gribble: Chinese arsonist sets bus on fire, critically injuring 33 people | Mail ...: <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683121/Trapped-passengers-terror-Chinese-arsonist-sets-bus-alight-leaving-33-people-critically-injured.html>; China police blame arson in bus fire that hurt 32 - Yahoo News: <https://news.yahoo.com/china-police-blame-arson-bus-fire-hurt-32-081853162.html>; (1 more message)
assbot: Police Using Dogs To Sniff Out Computer Memory - Slashdot
BingoBoingo: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/07/06/2121248/police-using-dogs-to-sniff-out-computer-memory
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MP | MP. Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal identification / guarding.
cazalla: well i figured he best call the federal police in my country and explain it to them
ninjashogun: moiety - it's been a 100% explicit proof of what I've been saying for the past few months whenever I've been here. Tihs channel is useless trolls. Cazalla "gave me his number" to call and discuss further (normally, quite a normal first step!!!) Except he gave Australian's police number. Useless trolling.
ninjashogun: cazalla - btw the above - linking "Contact - Australian Federal Police" - is exactly why I call this channel useless trolls. It takes about 15 seconds of talking with me to determine who I am and what I'm doing.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: last 'block' has been allocated. but what spammer (or secret police shop) actually buys ip blocks? you install proxies on the pwned, and use these.
Dalrymple: It's not something I'd ever want to do, and the people who do it often get violently extorted if they aren't caught by the police
gribble: Report: Police Confuse Bitcoin Miner's Power Use for Growing Weed: <http://techland.time.com/2011/05/23/report-police-confuse-bitcoin-miners-power-use-for-weed-grow-op/>; Bitcoin miners busted? Police confuse bitcoin power usage for pot ...: <http://blogs.computerworld.com/18335/bitcoin_miners_busted_police_confuse_bitcoin_power_usage_for_pot_farm>; Why Would Police Confuse (1 more message)
asciilifeform: u.s. police were officially forbidden from using thermovisors, but afaik still do (why the hell not)
mircea_popescu: led to avoiud the high energy consumption police screen for sort of thing ?
ThickAsThieves: "Christian was shot an unknown number of times by a Purcellville police officer"
mircea_popescu: Virginia High Schooler Threatens Suicide, Police Arrive and Kill Him
assbot: Baton Bob Strikes Back Against Police That Coerced Facebook Post From Him - Slashdot
BingoBoingo: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/07/01/1538226/baton-bob-strikes-back-against-police-that-coerced-facebook-post-from-him
assbot: Raw video: ASU professor arrested after struggle with police | azfamily.com Phoenix
BingoBoingo: http://www.azfamily.com/video/raw/Raw-video-ASU-professor-arrested-after-struggle-with-police-265002461.html
asciilifeform: olice dragged me to a psych clinic, where they strangled me, [ten minutes of unintelligible crud]' police: turned her loose, drove away
asciilifeform: much more interesting woman: walked into coffee shop, proclaims at the top of her lungs: 'i've been standing in front of this place all day, and you won't give me a free drink!' clerk: '...' woman: 'know what? i own this place! you're all fired!' clerk: [unintelligible] woman: 'sure, i'll wait for the police. [pulls out phone, films]' police come. woman led outside, 'i will have the lot of you fired! last time p
assbot: Police probe family's electronics in son's death - Yahoo News
kakobrekla: http://news.yahoo.com/police-probe-familys-electronics-sons-death-152012165.html
mircea_popescu: pankkake "more than four times as much nodes" > as many. much works as a comparative for uncuntable items only. as much money, as much police. if the substance is discrete, more. more nodes, more tits.
assbot: Police seek suspect in Philadelphia gun range robberies
BingoBoingo: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Police_ID_suspect_in_Philadelphia_gun_range_robberies.html
assbot: Texas Police Now Ticketing Kids for "Cool Moves"
BingoBoingo: http://gawker.com/texas-police-now-ticketing-kids-for-cool-moves-1591564248
assbot: This Elderly Couple Died Two Days Apart, So Why Arent The Police Investigating It? · Clickhole
assbot: Police release details of murderous Las Vegas rampage
mike_c: second article i read recently of "death by sexism" http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/09/las-vegas-police-shot/10223527/
kakobrekla triggered wot police
mircea_popescu: the correct conclusion being that a bystander is insane and the police officer cowardly.
mircea_popescu: "In the months of fear and shame that followed my being charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor, I continuously analyzed my own mind-set that day, trying to understand how I did something that both a bystander and a police officer considered criminally dangerous, and the best I could come up with was the theory that I’d been lulled by nostalgia into a false sense of security."
mircea_popescu: "The police tracked down the rural Enumclaw-area farm, which was known in zoophile Internet chat rooms as a destination for people who want to have sex with livestock, and seized hundreds of hours of videotapes of men engaging in receptive anal sex with horses. One of the videotapes featured Kenneth Pinyan shortly before he died July 2"
Naphex: probably but then they shouldn't wonder when customers get all angry and threatening and then resort to police action
asciilifeform: (unfortunately with it will fail public utilities, police, etc. so we only learn the price of a 'mad max' house, vs. what presently exists.)
moiety: lol it was actually all the birthday girl asciilifeform she has told police she thought her friend had already begun [which makes no sense considering the friend had told her she was too squeamish by this point]
moiety: asciilifeform: http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/waukesha-police-2-12-year-old-girls-plotted-for-months-to-kill-friend-b99282655z1-261534171.html
BingoBoingo: For people who want firepower and a $200 colonoscopy http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/st-louis-police-to-auction-gangland-era-tommy-guns-to/article_e44a4553-e50f-5ec4-ab9c-3cfb3e9ecf65.html
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The disinfo "One experienced Melbourne forensics bod told El Reg he had not heard of any Australian Government agencies or police units using the technique, dubbing it a trick limited to the academic realm."
asciilifeform: answer to riddle: cold boot attack is in fact implemented in a commercial police gadget. comes with bottle of spray-on coolant, gizmo with sockets for various types of ram, etc.
assbot: Police at the door? Hit the PANIC button to erase your RAM The Register
asciilifeform: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/05/28/police_at_the_door_hit_the_panic_button
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that'd be a bomber. not a city police camera
mircea_popescu: mircea_popescu: have the twitter police come for you yet
diametric: mircea_popescu: have the twitter police come for you yet
Mats_cd03: (feds incoming) a determined shooter could easily stop on a highway overpass, unload on public place x, drive away and police up the brass later
fluffypony: what if the cyber police backtrace us
assbot: Jacksonville police will knock on 18,000 doors in Northwest Jacksonville in an attempt to stop gun-related crime | members.jacksonville.com
ThickAsThieves: http://members.jacksonville.com/news/crime/2014-05-20/story/jacksonville-police-will-knock-18000-doors-northwest-jacksonville
assbot: I-Team: Police say Bundy ranch protesters not off the hook - 8 News NOW
BingoBoingo: http://www.8newsnow.com/story/25396688/i-team-police-say-bundy-ranch-protesters-not-off-the-hook
mircea_popescu: i'm just sorry i didn't get a picture of a police comissioner's severed head wrapped in a newspaper discussing the unseasonable rain.
mircea_popescu: Texas Association Of Realtors$2,500 ; Chickasaw Nation$2,500 ; Austin Police Association$3,500 ; Texas Legislative Black Caucus$5,435
Duffer1: how did it go with the internet police dotcoin?
asciilifeform: mike_c: over here, they sometimes celebrate by wrecking shop windows, lighting fires in the road, etc. but a public and ostentatious mass police beating put a bit of a pause in this 'colourful tradition' - at least, for now.
fluffypony: twizt: pankkake is the #bitcoin-assets police detective
BCB: My favorite quote “we don’t do any verification” and “we’re not the paperwork police.”
ozbot: Baltimore police complaint hotline number connects callers to adult chat line - baltimoresun.com
asciilifeform: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/blog/bs-md-ci-police-sex-line-20140506,0,5534853.story
mircea_popescu: "we are not the identity police" etc.
bitcoinpete: peterl: and make insurance claims! and call ambulances and police to the scene!
mircea_popescu: Still en route, police received a third call reporting that the man had been struck by a vehicle.
mircea_popescu: While police were on their way to the scene, they received a call stating that the naked man was now doing pushups in the street.
mircea_popescu: Portland police first received a call at 4:04 a.m. reporting a naked man was running through traffic near Columbia and Portsmouth Ave.
lolstate: Police will disect soon enough.
fluffypony: ok analysis: Danny is a thief and was the only one who controlled all the monies. now he's run away with the monies or many spent it all on a lavish lifestyle. the company has collapsed and disbanded, and the police want to talk to Danny.
fluffypony: "on the lam, escaping, fleeing, or hiding, especially from the police"
asciilifeform: in a functioning empire, the penalty would be - sizzling in the electric chair. right there, in the bed of a specially-built police truck.
fluffypony: caption: "rioters trying to convince the police to install vlc media player"
bounce likes it better when police aren't armed. apropos earlier paste.
ozbot: The Morality Police in Your Checking Account: Chase Bank Shuts Down Accounts of Adult Entertainers |
BingoBoingo: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2014/04/moral-police-your-checking-account-chase-bank-shuts-down-accounts-adult
punkman: kakobrekla: http://metronews.ca/news/toronto/1017866/darkmarket-the-silk-road-successor-police-cant-shut-down/
fluffypony: by the time the police arrive it's all over
mircea_popescu: heh, just had a business idea. rent garages in first home neighbourhoods, buy crap for the people doing pond shops, abandoned storage container auctions, police confiscation auctions etc
davout: bounce: negligible, most of the hassle is the broken window and the time lost with the police
Naphex: they nailed me in a police action with a granny crossing:(
Naphex: police managed to get my license, a week ago
mircea_popescu: actually, i recall a time when romanian police used plain radars on the roads, and you could get electronic invisibility kits
ThickAsThieves: http://rt.com/usa/154120-nypd-hashtag-twitter-police/
ozbot: BBC News - Nigeria: Police probe Ibadan 'house of horror'
mircea_popescu: outrageous. i hope the police catches up with them and gives them what for.
chetty: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609971/Disturbing-new-internet-child-abuse-sees-toddlers-raped-burned-live-webcam-paedophiles-use-Bitcoin-stop-traced-warns-police-chief.html
mircea_popescu: "A 43-year-old programmer who helped set in motion a class-action lawsuit against the companies and became one of its five class representatives will not be present in the San Jose courtroom. He was shot and killed by the police last December."
mircea_popescu: o look who's here. quick someone call teh bitcoin police
fluffypony: "A raid of his home in the wealthy neighborhood of Mexico City produced what police described as "the largest single drug cash seizure the world has ever seen." Almost $207 million sat in the house in cash. Seven high-powered firearms were also in the house, the New York Times reported."
Duffer1: i was so offended i shall report thee to the internets police
BingoBoingo: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/04/twitter-parody-account-holder-sought-in-police-raid/
gribble: Two backpacks detonated by police at Boston Marathon finish line ...: <http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/boston-marathon-finish-line-evacuated-masked-man-dumps-backpack-reports-article-1.1757577>; Man arrested after dropping backpack at Boston Marathon finish line ...: <http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/16/suspicious-package-reported-near-boston-marathon-finish-line-police- (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: in 1987 teh police had bucharest surrounded, checking all inbound car traffic to make sure nobody's sneaking any potatoes into town.
mircea_popescu: the difference of course being i can slaughter one and post it on my blog, daring the "pet police" to do anything,
mircea_popescu: Here is a message to the Criminal Investigation Department of the Cypriot Police: