assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08799988 = 2.112 BTC [+] {3}
moiety: Will it be a bunch of humans plus one computer sitting around a table? No, don't take it literally. << sad times
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/468179754198528001
assbot: Congrats to /gavinandresen /twobitidiot /brockpierce /Winklevii and the other recipients of the prestigious http://t.co/XAg2W4iXFw awards.
benkay: zero cookies.
benkay: BingoBoingo: alas, no. humans funnier than I.
benkay: ;;google cascadian hacker receptionist
gribble: News 3/4/11 | HIStalk: <http://histalk2.com/2011/03/03/news-3411/>; Network Engineers Wanted: Convergys Hosts Open House in ...: <http://article.wn.com/view/2014/03/28/Network_Engineers_Wanted_Convergys_Hosts_Open_House_in_Rohrm/>; EarthFirstJournal Earth First! - Facebook: <https://www.facebook.com/pages/Earth-First-Journal/231380093597575>
benkay: hey assets i'm fucking with dns - what's the entry at the top of the list on cascadianhacker.com ?
mircea_popescu: you know you can use browsershots.org
mircea_popescu: but the receptionist.
moiety: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/05/18_relics-of-a-bygone-era.html on mine
assbot: relics of a bygone era...
benkay: boo internet.
benkay: well at least all the buckets are in the right place and all the bits are falling into all of the buckets.
benkay: guess i just gotta wait for the eventually consistent thing to consistify.
BingoBoingo: moiety: SEC call yet?
moiety: yep, just wanted to know what the reg fee for mpex was
benkay: noobs
benkay: mircea_popescu: when dns propagates itself to you, you may get a kick out of the photos in 'relics of a bytegone era'
moiety: benkay: wee typo in first line after the pics
moiety: its pretty neat that thing
benkay: yeah, i woulda stole it but then the girls woulda gotten all pissy.
benkay: also http://intuitlabs.com/labexperiments/quickbooks-bitcoin-payments
assbot: QuickBooks Bitcoin Payments | Intuit Labs
benkay: this is why payments is such a stupid play for the educated bitcoiner
benkay: there's no moat
benkay: and brands that americans trust more than your derpy self are going to come in and eat your lunch.
mircea_popescu: indeed.
mircea_popescu: but no. we shall make wallets, which was the first functionality provided for free
mircea_popescu: and then migrate into payments.
mircea_popescu: smart people, these.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4116 @ 0.00089953 = 3.7025 BTC [-]
benkay: ;;google trilema leverage
gribble: dilemma-not-trilemma-global-financial-cycle-and-monetary ... - Vox: <http://www.voxeu.org/article/dilemma-not-trilemma-global-financial-cycle-and-monetary-policy-independence>; What interests me in a project pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/what-interests-me-in-a-project/>; Dilemma not Trilemma: The Global Financial Cycle and Monetary ...: (1 more message)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.088 = 0.616 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.08752586 = 0.8753 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00089931 = 8.9032 BTC [-]
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/dial-1-646-480-0703-for-bitcoin/
assbot: Dial +1 646 480 0703 for #Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: pankkake this thing seems broked
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5750 @ 0.00089825 = 5.1649 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: http://jalopnik.com/that-zero-hedge-article-on-unsold-cars-is-bullshit-1578124255
assbot: That Zero Hedge Article On Unsold Cars Is Bullshit
BingoBoingo: !up Diablo-D3
BingoBoingo: !up Diablo-D3
Diablo-D3: That Zero Hedge Article On * Is Bullshit
mircea_popescu: ^
mircea_popescu: pretty much every single article they run is bs, just, generally one doesn't have the direct knowledge for this to be obvious
mircea_popescu: their article on bitcoin betting was utter bullshit.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/zonehedge-wow-such-durden-much-info-about-useless/
assbot: ZoneHedge Wow. Such Durden. Much info. About useless. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5057 @ 0.00089952 = 4.5489 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.08568394 = 2.1421 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 75 @ 0.08267527 = 6.2006 BTC [-] {11}
moiety: i'm about passing out, good night all :]
mircea_popescu: sleep well
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0855001 = 0.684 BTC [+]
benkay calls moiety
mircea_popescu: give it half an hour
mircea_popescu: hm, so anyone with a clue about rss, why is http://trilema.com/feed/ broken ?
assbot: Trilema
mircea_popescu: the 1st item fails to display.
benkay: showed up in my reader just fine
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/ubuntu-is-a-worse-piece-of-shit-than-ms-dos-ever-was/
assbot: Ubuntu is a worse piece of shit than MS-DOS ever was. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: > terminator.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00089713 = 11.3038 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: apparently if oyu include a > rather than a &gt; it breaks some parsers
mircea_popescu: pankkake could "by Mircea Popescu at Monday May 19" be "by Mircea Popescu on Monday May 19" ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08550201 = 0.342 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12085 @ 0.00089952 = 10.8707 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.00089651 = 18.9164 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2050 @ 0.00089208 = 1.8288 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11250 @ 0.00089865 = 10.1098 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11200 @ 0.00089682 = 10.0444 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 116 @ 0.08843487 = 10.2584 BTC [+] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.08999789 = 0.54 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 1214 @ 0.00080435 = 0.9765 BTC [-] {19}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.08883693 = 0.8884 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: what the hell is this: http://pnmlc-oregon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Intervest-Logo1.jpg
benkay: intervest?
benkay: i swear, the idiocy is spreading.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00089891 = 4.3148 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.0311999 = 0.3432 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.0312 = 0.2496 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.02300001 = 0.276 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08898989 = 0.178 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8850 @ 0.00089815 = 7.9486 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28120 @ 0.00089964 = 25.2979 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.03930001 = 0.1179 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 53 @ 0.02300001 = 1.219 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.0393 = 0.2358 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.0312 = 0.2496 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.0009003 = 11.1637 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.02300001 = 0.207 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 104 @ 0.08038444 = 8.36 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 44 @ 0.08000931 = 3.5204 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00089852 = 4.5825 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 32 @ 0.0722363 = 2.3116 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00089835 = 3.0544 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.023 = 0.115 BTC [-]
bounce: quite a few outfits called intervest, not all in finance
bounce: <corbinoff> the eagle has landed: http://zerocash-project.org/
assbot: Zerocash | Zerocash
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.08598601 = 1.3758 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 32 @ 0.08868749 = 2.838 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.452 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.45998675 = 0.92 BTC [+]
benkay: bounce that's an actual company called "umpqua bank" who are advertising with the phrase "intervest"
benkay: it makes no sense.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4556853 BTC [-]
fluffypony: investerrific!
benkay: http://www.beepboopbitcoin.com/
bounce: what do they think it means?
fluffypony: oh I love that game
fluffypony: I was sad when my house burnt down
benkay: i'm really amused at the trade lag
benkay: bounce: who can even know
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5950 @ 0.00089835 = 5.3452 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7650 @ 0.00089751 = 6.866 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: the exponential scam blowup is entirely contrary to reality though
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 500 @ 0.00089835 = 0.4492 BTC [+]
benkay: eyo BingoBoingo
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot toffoo
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user toffoo: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 3 via 3 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=toffoo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=toffoo | Rated since: Tue Mar 15 18:00:23 2011
BingoBoingo: Hola benkay
benkay: why is it that one should not drink while taking antibiotics?
benkay: the internet tells me that this is a stupid question.
benkay: !up lolstate
benkay: !up lolstate
BingoBoingo: benkay: Well, it depends on the antibiotic.
BingoBoingo: Many antibiotics mess with liver and kidney functions in interesting ways.
BingoBoingo: For example alcohol related dehydration encourages growth of crystals in the kidneys with many sulfa antibiotics.
BingoBoingo: With something like doxycycline liver failure is a possibility.
BingoBoingo: If you are on a flouroqinolone, vancomycin, or some other less frequently used drug you really should be more concerned with not dying.
BingoBoingo: than having fun
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00089878 = 9.1676 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 400 @ 0.00089744 = 0.359 BTC [-]
moiety: mewning
BingoBoingo: Morning
fluffypony: moiety: morns
fluffypony: how goes the phone line?
moiety: fine i think, BB didn't hear me too well. put a voicemail thingy on it for over night
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.43212034 = 7.346 BTC [-] {9}
moiety: how are you both?
moiety: BB youre up late, you feeling ok?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15450 @ 0.00089971 = 13.9005 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5531 @ 0.00090103 = 4.9836 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: ahh i think it was using my laptop mic [which is further away] instead of my plugin one
pankkake: that would make sense
pankkake: I need a "table" mic for my pc, too. My $300 sound card + $5 mic give me a volume that is too low
fluffypony: I remember those Creative Labs mics that used to come with the SoundBlaster cards in the 90s
fluffypony: they were the best
cazalla: blue yeti is pretty nice, i have one of those
BingoBoingo: moiety: I'm fine enough to be awake
kakobrekla: i know of a solid one
kakobrekla: SL-8691
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.00089971 = 5.2183 BTC [-]
bounce: too bad you can't just throw a $295 upgrade at the $5 mic and end up with an as good as $300 mic
kakobrekla: i also have a phillips wm 61a capsule with a phantom power
kakobrekla: amp
kakobrekla: and its not worth it.
pankkake: I just need something for voice capture that is hands free
bounce: my, subtle. huffingtonpost is putting children do gooder organisations people forward as "experts" justifying the brit pr0n censorship thing
pankkake: and well, it used to work with the old sound card
bounce: because, you know, having to call up and say you're a pervert is a choice
bounce: plenty gamer headsets available these days
pankkake: what, they're doing censorship by default now?
bounce: they've been doing that for a while
pankkake: so it's just a matter of time before the option disappears :/
bounce: while it's still there you can't complain because "you have a choice"
bounce: though apparently there's still a few (smaller, more tech savvy) ISPs that "forgot" to implement the "voluntary" filter and have no plans to do something about it
pankkake: same in France basically (we have some censored websites, and it's not optionnal). also datacenters usually don't have the censorship
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00089971 = 3.014 BTC [-]
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=615479.0 I can only hope this is a joke
assbot: [ipo] Ipo for an ipo of a new company.
fluffypony: pankkake I can't decide
fluffypony: he seems quite serious
fluffypony: maybe very dedicated trolling
bounce: some people are so good at it they don't even notice they're trolling
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00089796 = 8.5306 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1450 @ 0.00089744 = 1.3013 BTC [-]
moiety: some people are just that stupid it comes across as trolling
moiety: and to know the idea before others << wow epic investment
fluffypony: moiety yeah
fluffypony: such investment strategee
moiety: "what can go wrong?"
fluffypony: I think it's the start of a new set of IPOs for IPOs
fluffypony: and then an IPO for managing an IPO
moiety: domino effect works well on idiots
mircea_popescu: benkay: it makes no sense. << have you tried using the othere side of the brain ?
HeySteve: good morning
mircea_popescu: heya.
mircea_popescu: aw shit.
mircea_popescu: hey steve.
moiety: good morning :]
HeySteve: we've been looking at HKCEX.net an exchange accepting PayPal and CC, offering 8.88% bonus on deposits...
HeySteve: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=609805.0
assbot: HKCEX adds WDC as pair in credit card purchasing.
HeySteve: seems to be under DDOS atm
mircea_popescu: how's the mews-ety ?
HeySteve: "14th / 15th May: HKCEx was announced on this forum.
HeySteve: 16th / 17th May: People realize that they can't withdraw any funds from HKCEx."
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/468313314800705536
assbot: The primary weakness with Bitcoin as a store of value (money) is that it is easily copied with "altcoins" resulting in unlimited supply.
mircea_popescu: fucktards.
mircea_popescu: HeySteve ouch.
HeySteve: yeah looks like another scam exchange :( but really, 8% bonus just to deposit your money? that's too good to be true...
kakobrekla: fuck i will withdraw my pirate money nao
mircea_popescu: HeySteve wasn't one of the yet-another-coinbases offering 10 bux in credit ?
mircea_popescu: that's a lot more than 8%.
HeySteve: uh Circle was I think
BingoBoingo: Moar like Jerkle
HeySteve: but they're legit cuz someone from Goldman Sachs in onboard ;)
mircea_popescu: oh i see
mircea_popescu: and nobody from goldman sucks ever stole anything in their life ever.
HeySteve: yes exactly, they do God's work
BingoBoingo: The problem is they do it for their Jew god
bounce: so convert. then you can join in with the fun
mircea_popescu: i was fucking the jew god last night
mircea_popescu: and she told me she's never heard of them.
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn9kH_EIIAARzdc.png << meanwhile ukraine has a cockfest.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5761 @ 0.00089744 = 5.1702 BTC [-]
bounce: so what makes the underscore happen then?
mircea_popescu: the underwho ?
mircea_popescu: benkay: why is it that one should not drink while taking antibiotics? << because the enzyme pathway responsible for putting away alcohol is also involved in most antibiotics processing, and it's easily overwhelmed.
HeySteve: mircea_popescu, isn't geoff pyatt the guy who was on the other end of the "fuck the EU" chat?
mircea_popescu: i think so
HeySteve: anyway good to see Ukraine has got its own hashtag now. that should solve everything
bounce: alky enzime pathway boosters, not just for antibiotics treatments
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: I remember those Creative Labs mics that used to come with the SoundBlaster cards in the 90s << fuck, me too!
bounce: a cheap mike with noise suppression like the better mobile phones have would be nice
mircea_popescu: cazalla: blue yeti is pretty nice, i have one of those << hey cazalla you called the girl up yet ?
mircea_popescu: bounce i tohught the noise supression was software
BingoBoingo: bounce: Im not sure CYP 450 works the way you think it does...
bounce: could be
bounce: time to find out, and patent the shit out of it if it does
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: you can't patent medicine, what are you, kidding ?
bounce: that must be why there's nothing but generics at the chemists, I'm sure
mircea_popescu: pankkake bounce explain this censorship thing to me like i live in the civilised world ?
mircea_popescu: i have nfi wtf im reading in the logs
mircea_popescu: bounce no but see, in order to support research and the free and fair interchange of ideas, as well as the scientific development required by modern society, only one of about five megacorps is allowed to file for a state-enforced monopoly on select chemical processes.
mircea_popescu: taking the ipo of an ipo idea into reality : there's a monopoly on the monopoly.
mircea_popescu: the wonders of rent extraction
bounce: the inglis went "think of the children" and instituted pr0n bl0kcers at ISPs. you can "opt in" to pr0n (do note weasel wording, if it's not in the law it certainly was in the draft) by telling them you're a pervert and provide proof (of age, by CC, when you apparently were old enough to enter into the contract in the first place)
mircea_popescu: (this chapter includes scamming, incidentally, which explains why large corps in socialist/welfarist governments and internet scammers stumble on the same tropes)
mircea_popescu: bounce what ?!
bounce: this above and beyond the bgp-related fun wrt the "internet watch foundation" k1dd13 pr0n block, which you can't opt out of
mircea_popescu: when this ?
mircea_popescu: ;;google bgp
gribble: Border Gateway Protocol - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Gateway_Protocol>; Networking 101: Understanding BGP Routing: <http://www.enterprisenetworkingplanet.com/netsp/article.php/3615896/Networking-101-Understanding-BGP-Routing.htm>; Internetworking Technology Handbook - Border Gateway Protocol ...: (1 more message)
pankkake: to censor a website, you had to sue all ISPs and force them to do it - now there is a secret list of censored websites, and no specific purpose (i.e. it's not restricted to pedonazis by law)
pankkake: censoring a website is also just an administrative decision
bounce: yes, that bgp. it apparently does a number on sites co-hosted with blocked sites
HeySteve: so UK just created black market for digital porn?
mircea_popescu: wait what the fuck is this
mircea_popescu: dude how long have i been asleep
bounce: no, you can just tell'em to stuff it with the filtering PROVIDED you're willing to to admit to being a pervert. yet.
bounce: been going 'round for the last year or so? maybe two? put in a couple months ago.
mircea_popescu: so everyone is just setting encrypted tunnels to their own boxes outside of the uk/eu or what ?
pankkake: is trilema censored?
mircea_popescu: i swear the day i can't load a website for fault of my isp i'm burning it down wtf is this
HeySteve: first they came for the hardcore xxx lesbians...
mircea_popescu: pankkake this event has not yet occured where i try to load a site and my isp won't serve it.
mircea_popescu: and if it did, i would start spending on terrorism, simply put.
bounce: oh them british already have a law against "extreme pr0n", which includes cartoons, or overage people /looking/ like they might be underage
mircea_popescu: dude how do people still live in there.
mircea_popescu: so nobody on 4chan from the uk ?!
pankkake: americans too. obscenity laws
mircea_popescu: uh
mircea_popescu: the collapse of the western world is a fucking moral imperative by now.
mircea_popescu: no two ways about it.
pankkake: there's this BDSM cartoon series where at the start of every issue they state every character is over 18
bounce would settle for less idjits in politics and striking lots and lots of laws from the books, as it's pressure group induced and a hard reboot would be rather messier than strictly necessary
pankkake: and now they state that the cartoon persons are voluntary actors
chetty: so they have sex ed for 5 year olds, but you can't wathc pr0n, explain please
pankkake: it's so stupid
mircea_popescu: pankkake the... cartoons are voluntary ?!
bounce: chetty: "close your eyes and thing of england" ring a bell?
pankkake: yes. it's like, they're actors
mircea_popescu: what the shit, how about someone start a bdsm cartoon stating everyone is under 12 and being based on real persons who are being forced to do the things depicted.
mircea_popescu: i'd pay just for this to exist.
mircea_popescu: bounce oh come on.
bounce: robert crumb's work?
mircea_popescu: bounce he's dead isn';t he
mircea_popescu: and the fucktarded children of the women that he didn't fuck are roaming free
moiety: I'm well mircea_popescu and i don't seem to have missed anything overnight :D how are you?
mircea_popescu: i am fuming out of five different smokestacks for five unrelated reasons.
mircea_popescu: bounce the idea that there is such a thing as "messiser than necessary" is how the problem started and spread.
mircea_popescu: no dude, let it be way way way fucking messier than necessary.
mircea_popescu: by heaps and outrageous bounds messier than necessary.
mircea_popescu: give the messy something to remember
chetty: <mircea_popescu> i am fuming out of five different smokestacks for five unrelated reasons.<< someone call the bomberos
mircea_popescu: lmao bomberos
mircea_popescu: meanwhile on tweeter :
mircea_popescu: Ken Griffith @kendo451 · 2h The primary weakness with Bitcoin as a store of value (money) is that it is easily copied with "altcoins" resulting in unlimited supply.
mircea_popescu: Mircea Popescu @Mircea_Popescu · 28m @kendo451 @kLee1977 You really have no clue wtf you're talking about. Is your wife easily copied with "women" resulting in unlimited supply?
mircea_popescu: Ken Griffith @kendo451 · 5m @Mircea_Popescu @kLee1977 My wife doesn't present herself as a monetary unit. Point is, Bitcoins are limited, yet cryptocurrencies are not. Hide conversation 
mircea_popescu: Mircea Popescu @Mircea_Popescu · 33s @kendo451 @kLee1977 So your wife is limited, but women are not. Your logic isn't all that it might have been, had you learned some.
mircea_popescu: Mircea Popescu @Mircea_Popescu · 7s @kendo451 @kLee1977 And for that matter, #bitcoin doesn't present itself "as" anything. What you perceive it as is your own issue.
fluffypony: hah hah
fluffypony: I love that analogy
mircea_popescu: no but he knows.
mircea_popescu: he's sat down and thought about it for a whole half minute and so therefore has a result on the topic that should be shared with the world.
mircea_popescu: i should be so fucking lucky, walk from here to the bathroom, be ready for the olympics.
bounce: nah. I don't think we're all that desperate (yet), and since the problems come from a rather well-defined section of society I'm not really willing to let everyone, mostly /other/ sections of society suffer for it.
mircea_popescu: bounce why not ?
bounce: provided we do manage to excise that bit. if we can't, we can always escalate.
mircea_popescu: who to your knowledge is trying to excise that bit ?
bounce: so far it's mostly them making themselves impossible.
mircea_popescu: so then you don't really have half a leg to stand on here, do you.
mircea_popescu: those /other/ sections of society have to be bled for their indolence.
mircea_popescu: always a crime.
bounce: you're assuming revolutions work like clockwork and arguing that therefore precision strikes aren't to be preferred over carpet bombing with daisy cutters
bounce: I happen to not buy into that idea
mircea_popescu: not in any case.
mircea_popescu: i am assuming that precision strikes aren't to be preferred because punishment must be disproportionate and impredictable to work.
mircea_popescu: otherwise, the weasels plan and account for it aforehand.
bounce: not in this case. we can always carpet bomb later. even if doing that now would preclude the expense of precision strikes
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/economic-cycles-finally-explained/#identifier_0_54105 re the punishment.
assbot: Economic cycles finally explained pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
bounce: they'd be aimed at the wrong target, and I'd rather try this targeting thing first
mircea_popescu: bounce the argument here is that "later" is meaningless absent and sort of process, and that precision strikes are a liability not a +ev move.
chetty: carpet bombing takes a lot of ammo, are they worth the bullets?
mircea_popescu: chetty i thought we were discussing metaphorical bombs.
mircea_popescu: those being always and everywhere the cheapest sort.
bounce: the result needs to be worth the expense, not the victims
chetty: even so, effort = ammo
mircea_popescu: chetty but in these matters, "precision strikes" take effort. carpet bombing, on the contrary, does not.
mircea_popescu: you just decide "this entire culture must die out". least possible effort.
chetty: I stand corrected
bounce: then again it's the well-connected that'll survive best. ie, our targets, them politicos.
bounce: so you'd have a new culture made up out of the same arses all over again
mircea_popescu: i doubt it.
mircea_popescu: the problem is not the people, the problem is the structure.
mircea_popescu: in a world created of tailored punishment and precision strikes, the incentive is for the bullshit you see.
chetty: a few years (generation or so) break at least
bounce: so with different structure we'd get better ideas bubble up to the top?
mircea_popescu: in a world created out of catastrophic punishment and complete and utter disregard for the /other/ sections of society however,
mircea_popescu: the incentive is for the world you wish to see.
mircea_popescu: <bounce> so with different structure we'd get better ideas bubble up to the top? << people don't do what they want to do. people do what works.
mircea_popescu: start beating your wife whether you know why or not, she's going to start behaving like lady huddington.
bounce: whosat den?
mircea_popescu: my bad, apparenty it was Hillingdon
mircea_popescu: the chick with the close her eyes and think of england
mircea_popescu: fucking empire names.
mircea_popescu: also, the politicos are arguably the least well connected of anyone.
bounce: right. apparently I misremembered and ended up even more apt than intended.
mircea_popescu: this is a subtler point, but probably the best way in is through considering the "nothing sinks a good startup as well as bad revenue early on" observation
mircea_popescu: politicos are wrongly connected, which makes them worse off than were they poorly connected.
bounce: oh, there's hope for the non-connected in politics then. provided they found a way in.
mircea_popescu: bounce yes. their hope is simply this : that people like you stop believing there's any value in saving the innocents.
mircea_popescu: the innocents exist, as a category, for the slaughter.
mircea_popescu: once that happens, they can finally find their way.
mircea_popescu: (and i know this from experience, this was romania)
bounce: that ought to be a working angle for the crowbar on their bad lawgiving
bounce: the connectedness bit, I mean
mircea_popescu: bounce obviously nobody fucks up deliberately. people fuck up with the best of intentions.
mircea_popescu: always, always with the best of intentions.
mircea_popescu: politicos, just like bitcoin ceos, just like anyone else, would really do great things, "were it possible".
mircea_popescu: !up haos
mircea_popescu: they're just you know, waiting for it to become possible.
bounce: "the road to hell is paved with good intentions"
bounce: reason why I don't want to go into politics for the ideology
mircea_popescu: so how do you precision strike ?
mircea_popescu: do you bomb everyone animated by good intentions ?
mircea_popescu: it's nonsense outright and in principle this. what precision ? you can't even distinguish.
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fluffypony: LOL
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mircea_popescu: lol
bounce: not impossibly difficult, actually. I'd want government to be a support for the people instead of a tool to manipulate the people.
mircea_popescu: two kinds of nerds : those virgin yet and those virgin still.
bounce: that's two kinds rolled into one then
mircea_popescu: bounce and i want a pair of colored tits. not any particular color, mind you, just colored in principle.
mircea_popescu: can you do this for me.
bounce: here's some paint, bring your own tits
mircea_popescu: no, cause your paint is a particular color
mircea_popescu: i want my tits colored IN PRINCIPLE, not any particular color.
mircea_popescu: just like, you know, your govt that supports rather than manipulats people.
mircea_popescu: because principles can now be things, apparently, you've found a way.
bounce: hm right. so how'd you call it when I'd rather make policy without the "because we believe from a priori assumptions that this will make anything better" part?
bounce: s/any/every/ obviously
mircea_popescu: being an idiot ?
mircea_popescu: why the fuck would you do anything other than because it's supposed to fix something.
bounce: huh. and so universities are our premier stores of idiots?
chetty: just stop fixin stuff
mircea_popescu: <bounce> huh. and so universities are our premier stores of idiots? << well yes. surpriserd ?
mircea_popescu: but yes, i'm with chetty : stop pretend-fixing things, and also undo most of the fixes already in place. they're broken.
bounce tried to highlight the pretend- part, apparently failed
bounce: what would the turnaround on catastrophic punishment be, anyhow?
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mircea_popescu: bounce well you failed because if we knew which was the pretend part in advance and universally we'd break godel.
mircea_popescu: and what do you mean turnaround ?
mircea_popescu: "Hey all!, after seeing some topic in this section i have taken the liberty to share my idea with you.
mircea_popescu: I am making an ipo for an ipo ( yep need to raise funds even to show you the "business plan", in those days i need to eat too) so, with the funds raised i will start thinking how can i make a good company, you will have preference spot in the share selling of that company and upcoming ipo. Lets say if you are the top owner share of this ipo,you would be able to buy the next ipo shares 4 days earlier than others and to
mircea_popescu: know the idea before others (with this you can also steal it and make your own business before i), also you will get a percentage of "first believer shares" that would be redeemed for final ipo shares and will give you the right to vote if the company success."
mircea_popescu: lmao the forum just keeps getting better and better, in the sense of worse.
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punkman: https://twitter.com/NotMorozov
assbot: Evgeny Morozov, Not (NotMorozov) auf Twitter
bounce: hm. even so. I'd say that scientific method (properly applied) has a better chance of uncovering laws of nature than religion does. the scientific community certainly claims this. do we have some sort of proof for that, or maybe just strong evidence?
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mircea_popescu: punkman it occurs to me, someone should make an ipo as a pretend-historical character.
mircea_popescu: "crassus ipo. as the richest man in all the history of the roman empire, and perhaps the world, definitely i can repay you"
mircea_popescu: bounce that is your flaw, and the flaw of the society you live in generally. you reflect each other. the problem is that "precision strikes" as you call the category work amazingly well in technology. as the most technologically successful group of people ever, contemporary whites have come to worship it.
mircea_popescu: with amazingly shitty results outside of its domain.
mircea_popescu: what'd you think of a shaman coming to do architecture with his shamanistic beliefs ?
mircea_popescu: becuase that's what i think of you, approaching politics wholly ignorant of politics, with an expectation that your voltmeter may do something.
punkman: Morozov has a few things to say about technological solutionism, not sure if worth reading though
mircea_popescu: punkman kind-of an obvious sidepoint i guess, even kant has some pages about how stupid this is.
mircea_popescu: kant you know. before electricity.
mircea_popescu: goethe has a coupla aphorisms on the topic as well if memory serves
punkman: this guys is making a career out of it though
mircea_popescu: so did kant :)
mircea_popescu: well, i guess different "it"s
bounce: but I like my voltmeter!
mircea_popescu: so shove it
bounce: nah. asking what method would be a better one is still valid.
mircea_popescu: only if you didn't frontload "better"
bounce: just saying "shake it all up and hope something better comes out, this one fershure is darn shitty" isn't, you know, very inquiring
mircea_popescu: (shove it, ie, well if you like it so much and wanna apply it to everything why aren't you doing THAT with it too)
mircea_popescu: bounce you mean inspiring ? and why shouldn't it be.
mircea_popescu: you know the joke with the gypsy wife ?
bounce: I mean inquiring
mircea_popescu: inquiring means that which has the quality or the form of asking a question
mircea_popescu: wtf sense does this make
bounce: just like asking for ways to measure effectiveness of ideology-driven political government would open up the way to comparing alternatives
mircea_popescu: holy shit they broke the dictionary.
mircea_popescu: in·quir·ing /inˈkwīriNG,iNG-/ adjective: inquiring showing an interest in learning new things. "an open, inquiring mind"
mircea_popescu: god help us.
mircea_popescu: in another decade it will be impossible to even talk to the children.
mircea_popescu: bounce something hinders you from reviewing the historical record ? other than, of course, the dictionary problem i've just re-re-rediscovered, for my sins ;/
bounce: it's clearly your sins that are holding us all back. repent, etc.
mircea_popescu: well let me be a pompous ass all the way then. "for my sins" is perhaps the oldest, and thus original ironic use of a phrase. at the time four centuries ago religious sentiment was still both strong and strongly in control. people like
mircea_popescu: de Baskerville, devoid of any faith but roughly interestred in the paraphenalia such as the libraries would say such things
mircea_popescu: formally proper, sinful in intent.
bounce: "for my sins" the original irony. don't let ms. morissette hear it.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: anyway. individual use is certainly earlier, shakespeare et all, and probably existed during the romans but i just don't know of it.
mircea_popescu: but afaik this is the first instance of irony-the-meme
bounce: the thing with reviewing the historic record is that it isn't very good experiment content, if you will. turnaround tips on a similar theme: takes too long to evaluate effect for an interested outsider, much less teach much toward a desired or at least desirable outcome
mircea_popescu: that's so wrong i can't even be offended.
mircea_popescu: so you can't even speak latin to the barristers these days, then they wonder why the republic is in shambles.
mircea_popescu: consider this simple point : rome was, for a millenium and change, a larger town than the majority of us towns ever were or ever will be.
mircea_popescu: and they ran it. without electricity. without the combustion engine. without refrigeration, or pumps.
mircea_popescu: you try this, seriously, make new york work without electricity for a year.
mircea_popescu: what, you think people haven't lived together before ? they have, but their recorded experience is lost to you. this isn't their problem. it's yours.
mircea_popescu: you're not very good at experiment content. nature is nature. what, quarks are very good at experiment content ?
mircea_popescu: no, just, physicists actually work at their actual profession.
bounce: how did I say it was their problem?
mircea_popescu: whose
mircea_popescu: ah. well when you try to discard a metric shitton of experimental data on the grounds that you can't read it...
mircea_popescu: my skin curdles.
bounce: no, all I said was that it isn't very good data. it's incomplete and moreover biased. reason enough to look for more ways to get more input.
mircea_popescu: anyway, if us bureaucracy today were about on par professionally with the roman bureaucracy in the times of nero, way past the expiration date of that state, ron paul would have an epiphany and would be introducing bills for giving lincoln posthumous honors.
mircea_popescu: bounce how would you know either of these ?
mircea_popescu: bias in philosophy doesn't work like bias works in physics.
bounce: it's only just about the first thing aspiring historians are taught. maybe they're a faith-based bunch? who knows.
mircea_popescu: see, let's look at it this way :
mircea_popescu: what's the first thing i say here ? "who the fuck are you and what makes you think you have something to say".
mircea_popescu: and aspiring scientists are always taken aback. "how can he say this!11"
mircea_popescu: well, bias in science means rejecting the outliers.
mircea_popescu: here the outliers are worthless.
mircea_popescu: bias here is exactly contrarily : taking random joe blow seriously as if he were a human being.
mircea_popescu: he's not./
mircea_popescu: every particle, you must take seriously, as if it were the entire fucking world, and one particle is enough to disprove an entire theory, in physics. sure.
bounce: in history it's more like you only get half the record: the story told by the victors, those that survive to literacy. you don't get a lot of the failures, or even the successes that got eclipsed or had their records destroyed for whatever reason.
mircea_popescu: but taking every nobody seriously is the recipe for complete and utter failure.
mircea_popescu: that's not half the record. that is the whole record.
mircea_popescu: the rest is not wrongfully discarded, and it's not even merely discarded : it is *properly* discarded.
bounce: so burning down a library out of, say, a fit of religious extremism, would be "proper discarding"?
mircea_popescu: it is uninteresting and unimportant what the helots thought of lacedemonia
mircea_popescu: bounce the books burned, did they ?
bounce: yet random joe blow breathes and can make language-type noises, can't he?
mircea_popescu: i don't know. can he ?
mircea_popescu: if he can then why isn't he. your average scammer, he can make ipo-type noises, can't he ?
mircea_popescu: or can he ?
mircea_popescu: what's in a *-type noise ?
bounce: you're not listening yet warming yourself on the fire?
bounce: I think you just lost me.
mircea_popescu: ok, where ?
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.095 = 0.38 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 446 @ 0.00089566 = 0.3995 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 39 @ 0.0381013 = 1.486 BTC [-] {5}
pankkake: lol goat left me negative feedback "well known scammer, avoid!"
fluffypony: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 10 @ 0.14 = 1.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.42800149 BTC to 8`549 shares, 28401 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6000 @ 0.00089798 = 5.3879 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: Goat is still alive?
thestringpuller: I thought someone in thailand would have murdered him by now.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.02210008 = 0.1547 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: fluffypony: You are fluffy because you feel love.
thestringpuller: lolololol
thestringpuller: lovypony
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4598 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7553 @ 0.00089619 = 6.7689 BTC [-] {2}
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: thestringpuller: I'm fluffy because I'm hirsute!
thestringpuller: !ticker m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00089208 / 0.0009007 / 0.00091525 (531483 shares, 478.71 BTC), 7D: 0.00089208 / 0.00098354 / 0.00101 (5615318 shares, 5,522.94 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094468 / 0.00101 (24576619 shares, 23,217.08 BTC)
bitcoinpete: howdy
benkay: morning, bitcoinpete
benkay: !t h rent
assbot: [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00595510 / 0.00610485 / 0.00640000 (318 shares, 1.94134263 BTC), 7D: 0.00577500 / 0.00650799 / 0.00710000 (2326 shares, 15.13759085 BTC), 30D: 0.00532500 / 0.006501 / 0.00750000 (8603 shares, 55.92807694 BTC)
BingoBoingo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2632618/Poppy-worlds-oldest-cat-24-thats-114-human-years-partial-odd-kebab.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
assbot: Poppy is the world's oldest cat at 24 (that's 114 in human years) and she is partial to the odd kebab | Mail Online
bitcoinpete: that's the saddest looking creature
thestringpuller: bitcoinpete needs to be sent to Iran to report on bitcoin VICE style
thestringpuller: jkjk
Duffer1: hehe
fluffypony: lol, thestringpuller is in a very good mood today
moiety: is it not 114 in cat years and 24 in human years?
bitcoinpete: lol i'd visit iran
bitcoinpete: not sure the bitcoin angle has much traction there
benkay: ;;calc 114/24
gribble: 4.75
bitcoinpete: benkay: so you hacked multibit to adjust the transaction fees?
benkay: nooooo?
benkay: my counterparty was running a multibit wallet
moiety: that poor wee cats needs moar kebabs
moiety: cat*
benkay: zero-fee txn didn't show up until blockchain reset, whatever that means in the context of an spv client
bitcoinpete: a ok
bitcoinpete: sounded more impressive in the logs lol
bitcoinpete: "rebuilding" being something you'd undertaken
thestringpuller: fluffypony: i was literally born laughing
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu's latest on ubuntu was a good reminder that pretty much all the oses suck
bitcoinpete: mac os isn't so bad really
fluffypony: thestringpuller: I was born at a very early age
thestringpuller: freeBSD is pretty good
bitcoinpete: thestringpuller: did you cry when you found out about irc?
mod6: <+thestringpuller> I DIDN"T CRY WHEN I WAS BORN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH << haha
bitcoinpete: thestringpuller: do you use freebsd or openbsd?
danielpbarron: i've been messing around with openbsd
thestringpuller: bitcoinpete: mod6 got me into freebsd, it's much more stable than most OS's I use but it was hard as fuck for me to set up
thestringpuller: I still don't think I set it up right...
bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: and how goes the battle?
danielpbarron: it's alright
bitcoinpete: thestringpuller: other than irc, what are you using it for?
danielpbarron: i'm running into troubles, but i think it has more to do with flash drives not being the best place to store the blockchain
danielpbarron: and also, i haven't yet figured out how to compile ssss on openbsd 5.5
danielpbarron: bitcoind 0.7.2 compiled ok, it gives a warning but i don't think it's criticall
bitcoinpete: ya the chainz ain't got no place on flash drivez
danielpbarron: why should it be a problem? only have to write every 10 minutes or so
danielpbarron: right now i'm not at that point; i'm still trying to get it caught up with the latest block
bitcoinpete: ooo this should be juicy, marc andreessen on bitcoin and the future of the digital economy: http://www.econtalk.org/archives/2014/05/marc_andreessen.html
assbot: " + soundfiledesc + "
danielpbarron: i'm doing it with flash drive partly because the box i'm using doesn't have a big enough HD, and partly because I like the idea of being able to grab a flashdrive if i had to get out of dodge in a hurry
danielpbarron: and carry a copy of the blockchain with me
BingoBoingo: benkay: Multibit does that sometimes even with transactions that have fees attached. It's annoying.
bitcoinpete: i like the idea of that plan too, just not sure why you'd want to carry the whole blockchain
mod6: do you have a blockchain in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
bitcoinpete: just need a few multibit and gpg keys, neh?
bitcoinpete: mod6: "my, it's growing so fast!"
danielpbarron: neh! i need full node!
mod6: haha
Mats_cd03: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 301577 | Current Difficulty: 8.8534163091278E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 302399 | Next Difficulty In: 822 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 18 hours, 2 minutes, and 4 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 10339512163.4 | Estimated Percent Change: 16.78556
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.095 = 0.285 BTC [+] {2}
bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: i could see the attraction
danielpbarron: yeah i could just carry gpg but I don't want to rely on things like bc.i
danielpbarron: yeah I could redownload the blockchain wherever i go, but that takes a day; what if i need funds sooner?
bitcoinpete: danielpbarron: myeah
danielpbarron: but i'm not dead-set on that plan; feel free to show me how my idea is stupid
thestringpuller: why the fuck is bitcoind so bloated
thestringpuller: it's lagging so much
thestringpuller: 21 seconds to do getbalance
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: It's simple really, the "devs" are lead by fucktards
danielpbarron: i would love for someone in this channel to rewrite bitcoind
thestringpuller: is there anyway for us to fix that?
thestringpuller: should we be funding "real devs"
danielpbarron: it's open source; who cares what the "devs" do
bitcoinpete: you could also have a gpg encrypted txt file with your brainwallet passphrase, meaning you'd just need brainwallet.org or bitaddress.org
danielpbarron: i would totally chip in to that project
bitcoinpete: or even just have the private key encrypted in a txt file
danielpbarron: bitcoinpete, lool i'm not using those
danielpbarron: i have generated a very long very random passphrase but i'm not going to plug it into those services
bitcoinpete: fair enough
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: Don't forget last week's discussion on javascript random failures
bitcoinpete: BingoBoingo: haven't forgotten
thestringpuller: never trust javascript
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1250 @ 0.00089798 = 1.1225 BTC [+]
bitcoinpete: no one is trusting javascript
BingoBoingo: It's probably not the language's fault per se. It's just that all of the runtimes for it suck.
bitcoinpete: those are just two sites you can use to input a passphrase and retrieve your private key
bitcoinpete: then input your private key into bitcoind or bc.i or w/e
bitcoinpete: then away you go on your tour around the world in 80 days
danielpbarron: it's my understanding that BTC private keys shouldn't be seen
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00417 = 0.417 BTC [-]
mod6: once you get your priv key, you can import into whatever hot wallet
mod6: then, send if you wish.
rithm: send it to me young padewon so that i might decode it and protect it for you
mod6: haha
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: but srsly, i don't know there's anything nicer in the wonderful world of creativity than coming up with something before lunch and having it all deployed and working by supper. << so sweet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00090208 = 7.1264 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.095 = 0.57 BTC [+]
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: apparently the mental illness of religious people has been found. some sort of epilepsy << at least according to thomas hobbes, the jooz took epilepsy as a possession to spirits.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3307 @ 0.00011811 = 0.3906 BTC [+] {4}
bitcoinpete: bounce: because, you know, having to call up and say you're a pervert is a choice << the bitcoin hotline has competition nao
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4200 @ 0.00012061 = 0.5066 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 830 @ 0.00012061 = 0.1001 BTC [+] {2}
bitcoinpete: watched this ice t movie yesterday. it's the best troll of progressives i've ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlUQFDxJedg
assbot: Surviving The Game - Theatrical Trailer (Widescreen)(High Quality) - YouTube
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: the collapse of the western world is a fucking moral imperative by now. << priceless
HeySteve: <+danielpbarron> i would love for someone in this channel to rewrite bitcoind <-check out https://github.com/libcoin/libcoin/wiki
assbot: Home libcoin/libcoin Wiki GitHub
HeySteve: wish granted, sort of
danielpbarron: cool, thanks
BingoBoingo: http://www.8newsnow.com/story/25396688/i-team-police-say-bundy-ranch-protesters-not-off-the-hook
assbot: I-Team: Police say Bundy ranch protesters not off the hook - 8 News NOW
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: i am assuming that precision strikes aren't to be preferred because punishment must be disproportionate and impredictable to work. << taleb says the same thing. like china when they execute heads of companies for losing quarters
TheNewDeal: bitcoinpete, you interested in any more http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/ ?
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (71%) on Yes, 12.38 B (29%) on No | closing in 3 weeks 4 days | weight: 14`655 (100`000 to 1)
bitcoinpete: TheNewDeal: probably have enough exposure for now, thx
TheNewDeal: okie dokie
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 10 @ 0.14 = 1.4 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: https://firstlook.org/theintercept/article/2014/05/19/data-pirates-caribbean-nsa-recording-every-cell-phone-call-bahamas/
assbot: Data Pirates of the Caribbean: The NSA Is Recording Every Cell Phone Call in the Bahamas - The Intercept
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10350 @ 0.00089534 = 9.2668 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00089997 = 8.9997 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/us-to-announce-first-criminal-charges-against-foreign-country-for-cyberspying/2014/05/19/586c9992-df45-11e3-810f-764fe508b82d_story.html
assbot: U.S. announces first criminal charges against foreign country for cyberspying - The Washington Post
mike_c: i'm sure china will send them right over for the trial.
fluffypony: irony.
TheNewDeal: the best
jurov: https://github.com/libcoin/libcoin/wiki << waitwhat? just so?
assbot: Home libcoin/libcoin Wiki GitHub
jurov: is it production?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0395 = 0.1185 BTC [+]
moiety: <mod6> do you have a blockchain in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? <<lol epic
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.459 BTC [-]
benkay: danielpbarron: re rewriting bitcoin, look into conformal.
pankkake: http://ibnlive.in.com/news/apple-rejects-female-masturbation-app/472857-11.html
assbot: Apple rejects female masturbation app - IBNLive
mod6: weak
fluffypony: so can we now loudly claim that Apple is gay?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 35 @ 0.00583916 = 0.2044 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11959 @ 0.00089674 = 10.7241 BTC [-] {2}
danielpbarron: benkay, thanks
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6050 @ 0.00089436 = 5.4109 BTC [-] {3}
bitcoinpete: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2eYBoxbnWs#t=15
assbot: Bitcoin Poorly Explained - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 104 @ 0.095 = 9.88 BTC [+]
bitcoinpete: this is surely the reason localbitcoins sucks quite so thoroughly: https://twitter.com/LocalBitcoins/status/468452557506224128
assbot: http://t.co/5K1CEvBcCy, site resurrect operation, almost there http://t.co/DdRqJF5aiB
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4599 BTC [+]
mike_c: because they are using macs? agreed.
artifexd: That's disgusting, on many levels.
bitcoinpete: mike_c: artifexd because of it all. even the tweet itself
bitcoinpete: "Circle CEO, Jeremy Allaire, has ruffled many a libertarian feather by frequently making the case that Bitcoin will not see widespread consumer adoption without regulation, including regulations that target anonymity." <<fuck this dood
bitcoinpete: from http://reason.com/archives/2014/05/19/bitcoin-remains-a-tool-for-freedom-even
assbot: Bitcoin Remains a Tool for Freedom, Even While Going Mainstream - Reason.com
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: what a knob
fluffypony: mike_c: I bet that's just a "hot desk"
fluffypony: because web scale
bitcoinpete: this whole brito piece is full of brain damage lol
bitcoinpete: "But while we may see the Bitcoin ecosystem consolidate to a few dominant firms eager to satisfy regulators, this is no reason to despair." << or consolidate as shit gets shucked
bitcoinpete: "A new entrant doesn't need permission before he can compete with established players" << other than coming to -assets?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11811 @ 0.0008985 = 10.6122 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: Well, it depends on what they are doing.
BingoBoingo: If the new entrant starts a puppy mill selling dogs for doge, they might only need to come here to provide some lulz
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11100 @ 0.00089408 = 9.9243 BTC [-]
TheNewDeal: how about a puppy mill for grinding dogs into meat for doge?
fluffypony: y u no like dojecoin?
fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=615668.0
assbot: [ANN] [DOJE] Dojecoin ***POW/POS***7 DAYS ONLY***80billion DOJE***
mod6: wth
fluffypony: who knows
fluffypony: between that and Rambocoin I give up
TheNewDeal: hasnt doge forked a andful of times?
penguirker: New blog post: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/05/18_relics-of-a-bygone-era.html
assbot: relics of a bygone era...
penguirker: New blog post: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/05/18_where-the-sidewalk-ends-an-exercise-in-creative-technology-use.html
assbot: where the sidewalk ends - an exercise in creative technology use
fluffypony: TheNewDeal: I don't keep tabs on them, way too many shitcoins
moiety: BingoBoingo: http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Epic_Dog_Race.swf
TheNewDeal: ahhh, thought you were asking me why i didnt like them. see you were joking about doje
BingoBoingo: moiety: So wonderful
TomServo: benkay: "The mug is sculpted and the PAIN applied over the sculpting"
TomServo: Also, nice find!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6603 @ 0.00090037 = 5.9451 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: is freenode having another stroke?
chetty: http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/05/19/michigan-suburb-to-ticket-anyone-caught-swearing/
assbot: Michigan Suburb Tickets People For Swearing, Fine Is $200 « CBS Detroit
TheNewDeal: jesus fucking christ
moiety: imagine how much they would make in here
TheNewDeal: hahaha
fluffypony: $600 from TheNewDeal already!
chetty: I wonder if they give the cops a list of what counts as a 'swear' word? And can the cops read it?
mircea_popescu: hey there lazy chan
mircea_popescu: no lines to nom ? aww.
mircea_popescu: !up davidlatapie
jurov: chetty certainly not loud
pankkake: is this Demolition Man come true?
mircea_popescu: <bitcoinpete> "A new entrant doesn't need permission before he can compete with established players" << other than coming to -assets? << i kinda love how they hint but won't come out and say it.
mircea_popescu: such passive agressive defeatism drilled into these people.
rithm: john spartan you are fined 1 credit for profanity usage
mircea_popescu: that's what your mom said
fluffypony: hah hah
fluffypony: I lol'd
davidlatapie: mircea_popescu: hi mircea_popescu You name rings something to me
mircea_popescu: by the way : for the remainder of the month i shall be mostly travelling. if anyone wants to make mpex deposits or other maneuvers, better get them done now.
mircea_popescu: davidlatapie i get that a lot.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: does that mean we have to entertain ourselves? :(
mircea_popescu: yep
mircea_popescu: and if i donb't have 2k lines to read a day ima start fining people.
fluffypony: in your absence I'm going to invite my wife into the channel and we're going to talk about looooove and puppies and butterflies
davidlatapie: I've just been told of this chan an hour ago, unfortunately, I wil be out for 30 minutes so I won't be able to talk
mircea_popescu: well by then your voice'll expire so all is well :D
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I'll talk to TAT and make sure we fill the chan with 2000 lines of poetry each day
davidlatapie: I did not understand exactly what is a voice?
jurov: mircea_popescu: you're going by boat?
davidlatapie: Not everyone can talk, this is it?
mircea_popescu: jurov yes.
fluffypony: davidlatapie: http://trilema.com/2014/bitcoin-assets-m/
assbot: #bitcoin-assets +m pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: i got this new battleship and going to test it out
fluffypony: I have a new battleship to, but the wife doesn't like it if I call her that in public
TheNewDeal: speaking of shitcoins
mircea_popescu: fluffypony haha she's not that fat
mircea_popescu: nor are her tits big enough to make the assembly float.
TheNewDeal: I was on coinmarketcap yesterday, and it said the amount of darkcoins transferred were on the same magnitude as bitcoins
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: yes, but she has enough Angry German in her to make everyone cower ;)
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal i was on a tripod site also yesterday, and it said it had 1`859`094`993 unique visitors
mircea_popescu: this past week
fluffypony: TheNewDeal: massive pump and dumps going on with Darkcoin, and considering it's a massive premine...yeah...
mircea_popescu: just think of what that means!
fluffypony: TheNewDeal: http://www.devtome.com/doku.php?id=a_massive_investigation_of_instamines_and_fastmines_for_the_top_alt_coins#darkcoin
assbot: a_massive_investigation_of_instamines_and_fastmines_for_the_top_alt_coins - Devtome
davidlatapie: I really like the social model you are putting in place. Plus, I would have a lot of thing to talk about, but I really have to go! Surely later
TheNewDeal: oooo didin't realize it was premine
mircea_popescu: btw, who linked earlier the fucktarded nigger coin, indended for racial harmony but with a 10% premine going to support nigger laziness ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: punkman, he was on a ROLL
mircea_popescu: that shitrocked
fluffypony: TheNewDeal: "That means in less than 8 hours, almost 5% of the Darkcoins that ever will be created spawned in that 1/3 of a day. It's safe to say Darkcoin has left it's investors in the dark on this one."
mircea_popescu: btw is this darkcoin connected to amir taaki or am i confusing tards again
rithm: amir is so underground
fluffypony: confusing tards
davidlatapie: It wasn't a premine, it was a sad accident. Stop bad mouthing ,-)
fluffypony: amir is dark market
fluffypony: and dark wallet
rithm: he's so dark
fluffypony: and dark hole-where-the-penis-goes
TheNewDeal: oh my, such a great pun ending that paragraph
mircea_popescu: darkanus ?
fluffypony: TheNewDeal: they definitely need to get in on the comedy circuit
rithm: amir's gonna get back at the man for his horrible rules and stuff
mircea_popescu: devtome should prolly come here
rithm: kill whitey
mircea_popescu: rithm and giving him acne
TheNewDeal: I can't believe the brk-a bet is getting so much NO lately
TheNewDeal: I'm about to lay down some yes
mircea_popescu: what's it at even
fluffypony: there was a big no earlier today
mircea_popescu: lol 170 huh.
fluffypony: maybe Buffet is getting his cronies in on the action
mircea_popescu: i guess this is the various "vc" types making ezzy moneys ?
mircea_popescu: kinda funny considering my comments few days ago at that dude with the "30mn biggest investment", re how he couldn't get 20k btc for his 30mn
mircea_popescu: seeing the bitcoin trickle in twennies kinda makes my point for me i guess
fluffypony: biggest most investor investment
fluffypony: one for the ages
mircea_popescu: Just 1% of retailers&#39; traffic originating from #Social Media http://ow.ly/wZsZm
assbot: Just 1% of retailers' traffic originating from social media - Social Marketing - BizReport
mircea_popescu: the lol of all fucking time
mircea_popescu: imagine if they actually counted the ACTION traffic.
mircea_popescu: "reddit is important! being featured on the first page will slow down your servers and flood your support lines with inane babble"
fluffypony: jurov: I'm funding coinbr now, will you make sure MP clears it before he goes on holiday?
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell asciilifeform https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoBYEt3IgAAXKje.jpg
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnxzaWsCIAEScbY.jpg << check it out, they're doing a new star trek
fluffypony: lulz
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell nubbins` http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3204576/
assbot: Status and Mating Success Amongst Visual Artists
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: ahahaha this complements the earlier discussion with bounce splendidly : http://justsecurity.org/2014/05/16/power-kill-includes-power-detain-limits/
assbot: The Limits of the Logic that the Power to Kill includes the Power to Detain | Just Security
mircea_popescu: us-english speakers stuggling to come to terms with the ancient problem of quarter.
mircea_popescu: because fucktards have to rediscover anything and everything, and get to belabour under the curse of the notion that they're actually inventing things
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.095 = 0.57 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://dailyprincetonian.com/news/2014/05/at-columbia-suit-alleges-sexual-assault-investigation-discriminated-against-male-student/ for lulz
assbot: At Columbia, suit alleges sexual assault investigation discriminated against male student - The Daily Princetonian
jurov: fluffypony, i see. i can do direct deposit to mpex (>10btc), pls ask next time
fluffypony: oh
fluffypony: sorry
jurov: and anyone else, too
jurov: no problem, just to streamline it
mircea_popescu: https://firstlook.org/theintercept/article/2014/05/19/data-pirates-caribbean-nsa-recording-every-cell-phone-call-bahamas/
assbot: Data Pirates of the Caribbean: The NSA Is Recording Every Cell Phone Call in the Bahamas - The Intercept
mircea_popescu: is this to acquire blackmail material because every judge and uni professor in the states takes their underage cocksuckers to the bahams ?
mircea_popescu: !up neilol
neilol: thank you
mircea_popescu: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/19/sec-omeally-idUSL1N0O510Z20140519
assbot: U.S. court faults SEC trial strategy against broker, tosses verdict| Reuters
mircea_popescu: this is pretty fucking uniquye, managing to get a jury verdict overturned on appeal
mircea_popescu: !up chainey
mircea_popescu: !up SuchWow
neilol: lucky bastard
neilol: imo
mircea_popescu: how do you reason ?
mircea_popescu: the documentary evidence was overwhelming, i have no idea how a jury found with the prosecutors,
mircea_popescu: and i have no idea how jury trials will survive this sort of bovine behaviour of the "general public"
mircea_popescu: in other news :
mircea_popescu: In a C-Span interview that aired Sunday, Federal Housing Finance Agency director Mel Watt said it isn’t his job to worry about shareholders of the two companies, for which his agency acts as conservator.
mircea_popescu: “My responsibility in the conservatorship is not to the shareholders, really. So I don’t lay awake at night worrying about what’s fair to the shareholders,” Mr. Watt said. He went on to defend the arrangement under which the firms’ profits are swept away to the Treasury Department.
neilol: I'll have to read it - i thought he was a retail broker
neilol: Yeah you are right - "on behalf of hedge fund clients" - responsibility burdon on him is almost nothing in this situation
neilol: I thought he was trading mutual funds on retail accounts
neilol: the PM at the hedge funds should have put a stop to him far before though
mircea_popescu: they sorta did but not really and back and forth
neilol: this is a last chance ditch effort, im surprised they even were able to make a case
benkay: grazie TomServo
mircea_popescu: eactly.
thestringpuller: +mircea_popescu> lmao thestringpuller tryin' to crib teh chan secretarial services << I'll gladly pay for the nice things we have!
thestringpuller: it's not my fault you provide useful things to the chan :P
mircea_popescu: anyway, enoy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8433 @ 0.00089396 = 7.5388 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: enjoy omg where are my letters going
jurov: to argentina
rithm: http://whatthefuckshouldinamemychild.com/
rithm: i reaally like this web app
mircea_popescu: obamacare ?
fluffypony refreshes coinbr
jurov: i forgot to increase tx fee :/
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: it's my fault, I should've asked before sending a relatively significant amount
moiety: easy answer to everything: manuls. eg1 where are my letters going? manuls ate them eg2 what the fuck should i name my child? manul
fluffypony: do I need to pour myself more wine?
fluffypony: Monero!
fluffypony: Manul!
fluffypony: that thing
fluffypony: too many Ms
moiety: i think manuls would be pro wine. there should be a wine called manul
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: Chateu de Manul
fluffypony: 2008
moiety: obviously a red
fluffypony: cors
mircea_popescu: moiety so a manul came out of my chocolate truffle and fell into my wine glass.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony chateau you african you.
moiety: you have no option but to drink the whole glass quickly so it doesn't drown mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: manuls don't drown
mircea_popescu: they manul
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: bottle of wine down here, so I will accidentally many letters no doubt
moiety: omg.... think of it.... a wine stained manul would be a pink manul!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.095 = 0.38 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: is there a manul manual yet ?
moiety: no but google asks me everytime i search for them, did you mean manual? -_-
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: btw, how about a manul fur coat moiety ?
jurov: #caturday
moiety: thats actually why they are almost on the endangered list, they used to get hunted for their fur... brave fur people
pankkake: !jd mpif
assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 165.94796629 BTC; -0.32355556 BTC (-0.1946%) since last check 22h 12m 21s ago.
mircea_popescu: lalala
jurov: mircea, fluffy's stuff just got confirmed
jurov: btw, coinbr did have direct deposit feature, but ofc ppl rounded the sums and then came to irc to derp
jurov: so mp asked me to discontinue it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5205 @ 0.00089503 = 4.6586 BTC [+]
jurov: gotta go afk... fluffypony, don't spend more than 10BTC till mircea does his thing, promise?
fluffypony: well I can't spend it till he does his thing
fluffypony: :-P
jurov: now you can
jurov: at least according to coinbr database :P
jurov: 'night
fluffypony: night
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20705 @ 0.0008938 = 18.5061 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [FN] [F.MPIF] 27689 @ 0.00021725 = 6.0154 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [FN] [F.MPIF] 41000 @ 0.00021726 = 8.9077 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.095 = 0.38 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: mpex deposits flushed
fluffypony: tks mircea_popescu
fluffypony: I now give you permission to go on holiday :-P
mircea_popescu: lawl go pro ipo
mircea_popescu: omfg.
mircea_popescu: http://pando.com/2014/05/19/the-intercept-decides-entire-country-cant-be-trusted-to-know-that-america-listening-to-its-calls/
assbot: The Intercept decides entire country can’t be trusted to know that America is listening to its calls | PandoDaily
mircea_popescu: drama.
artifexd: jurov: My fault?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9700 @ 0.00089556 = 8.6869 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02210011 = 0.1105 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.0395 = 0.316 BTC [+] {2}
hanbot: howdy y'all
hanbot: mircea_popescu i see "your" a freedom fighter nao https://twitter.com/CarlosMaslaton/status/468470938292723712
assbot: /Mircea_Popescu I have just read your email exchanges with the SEC, completely impressive, your a freedom fighter champion, congrats!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: hanbot haha cool.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5950 @ 0.00089336 = 5.3155 BTC [-]
moiety: hi hanbot :]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12827 @ 0.00089331 = 11.4585 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.095 = 0.76 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.032 = 0.16 BTC [-]
hanbot: hiya moiety. how goes it?
moiety: all good here thanks, how are you?
mircea_popescu: !up RagnarsBitch
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3500 @ 0.00089579 = 3.1353 BTC [+]
hanbot: dandy, packing up and enjoying ample cookie breaks
moiety: where are you off to? i have to move house soon and i can't face packing yet
mircea_popescu: don't pack, go naked.
hanbot: hey, it works for hermit crabs :D
moiety: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.00593727 = 0.1781 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7100 @ 0.0008961 = 6.3623 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: davout pankkake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOwgiu59neE
assbot: Hai Sictir! - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.0001198 = 0.2396 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00011761 = 0.2352 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.4599 = 1.3797 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00435 = 0.348 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.44104008 = 2.2052 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.095 = 0.475 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: where is fluffypony
thestringpuller: full of fluff