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asciilifeform: if usg wants asciilifeform's genomic samples, whether for phrenological nonsense or to plant on the deathray trigger that killed jfk or whichever, they can bloody well come and collect at own expense. i ain't sending any.
asciilifeform: mats: word 'suspect' implies uncertainty. cyanide is not a 'suspect' poison, tor, signal, etc are not 'suspect' usgologies.
asciilifeform: ^ prolly most detailed record of usg gasenwagen session to date
asciilifeform: the one non-negotiable demand of usg.academia, is uselessness.
asciilifeform: apparently you dun get usg.tenure for working on proofs concerning items that map directly to iron
asciilifeform: get this, 'they should have known' that it was a usg wash trade to pump ethertadrium price, and simply sat there, not, horror, matching it
asciilifeform: usg.ethertardium pumpatron subcontractor caught red-handed by a sharp http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-27#1717884 , and tries to weasel out, 'unhappen' the resulting rape. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-27#1717815 << why, so they can use the money to continue trying to prop usg in some fashion ? fuck them. should have long ago came to kneel and submit here. ☝︎
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/XkB9Q << in other lulz: deloitte, massive usg slave galley, pwned
asciilifeform: as typical, he 1) patched 2) withheld the implications of the patch from all but usg
mircea_popescu: how shall i ever manage to choose among the usgistani offerings of totally-secure-alt-tors for the post-tor era (introduced by the not-trilema theguardian!!!)
mircea_popescu: was lulzy, back when usgistan depoended on kurd army to win encounter with caliphate, it was all sweet
BingoBoingo: You know, like raep juice, but with information not encoded in DNA outside of USG.NSA.kanzure
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-22#1716720 << all hail usg.cia & our pantsuit friends, risking their lives erryday to make the world safe for democracy (tm) ☝︎
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: on one hand, yes, anally rebuked by pirates, knifed and thrown overboard. on other hand, i can think of worse fates than this, e.g. living 50 yrs 'uneventfully' in 'civilized' usgsuburbia
a111: Logged on 2017-08-07 19:25 mircea_popescu: you keep thinking the usg has actually interesting secrets, rather than the rejected scripts for reality tv we keep turning up in the sikrit vaults.
mircea_popescu: but the bill as written by the usg.hacks was "takes over", not "lingers irrelevantly for as long as we keep pouring money into the sand"
a111: Logged on 2017-09-19 20:25 asciilifeform: ( translation from usg limba de lemn : 'there will now be concrete penalties for exposing dnc diddling of elections' )
asciilifeform: ( translation from usg limba de lemn : 'there will now be concrete penalties for exposing dnc diddling of elections' ) ☟︎
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "usgistani woman", i suppose. one of those irate generalizations.
mircea_popescu: could "invest" with an usg bank.
mats: bezzletronic bamboozlement, that is - or did you mean usg?
mats: i have a problem with usg doing it under pretensions of enforcing their sense of human rights and democracy
mats: rather than, you know, usg or israelis dropping bombs on ukr, syria,iraq
mats: also responsible for inciting hundreds of students into action on behalf of usg agitprop that could only be met with tank treads and executions
mircea_popescu: fortified oil complex worth like 3rd in the world, and outside of that 20mn or so usg nigglets clamoring about gini indexes.
asciilifeform: mats: lattice is the last remaining non-usg-owned fpga house. lizard gosplan terrified that it might get sold and specs for the high density fpga, opened
BingoBoingo: USGtardism does that
mircea_popescu: alcohol is a muchly preferable addiction to usgtronic stupidity in that it actually DOES something.
asciilifeform: and the people who made devil's bargain with usg, supposed 'academics' who lie for money like the lowest crack whore does not.
asciilifeform pictures yeast storage, and seekrit usg brewery
mircea_popescu: back when teh usg still had any hope, it was 0.14x even
mircea_popescu: somehow the earlier "change you can believe in" / "hope and change" blue usg brought to congo as obama I never stuck to them.
a111: Logged on 2017-09-15 00:01 mircea_popescu: sign colo contracts with >1 dcs located outside of usg/nato ; buy and mail them >1 boxes. for bonus points, actually go there and install the items yourself ; and vlog the whole thing.
mircea_popescu: sign colo contracts with >1 dcs located outside of usg/nato ; buy and mail them >1 boxes. for bonus points, actually go there and install the items yourself ; and vlog the whole thing. ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-14#1714464 << i actually had one when slaving for usg ( believe or not, was made ~mandatory~, on 'fire safety' (?!) grounds ) and disassembled in a fit of pique. arseplate -- iron. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-14#1714452 << the elaborate pile of nonsense usg secreted. "Data was also backed up to Dropbox in huge quantities, the official said. Congressional offices are prohibited from using Dropbox, so an unofficial account was used, meaning Awan could have still had access to the data even though he was banned from the congressional network." ie, "i promise not to use computers!!!" ☝︎
BingoBoingo: But USG.HotPotato.Chrysler has different fashion designer associations for their inter-rectual pooperty
pete_dushenski: well usg.chrysler used to own lamborghini so it's not much of a stretch to go to usg.ford
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/09/usg-nsa-buggered-torrent-networks/ << Qntra - USG.NSA Buggered Torrent Networks
pete_dushenski: shkreli went all-in on usg.nato with pharma play. so there he will rot.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: subj is re perma-rooting of any bt-supporting item, rather than 'data theft' such as haunts usg
a111: Logged on 2015-01-18 21:18 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: head-worn displays are considered, by usg, to be key military tech (all existing manufacturers of serious - i.e. svga and above units - supply usg exclusively)
asciilifeform: and 'what kind of auto is sold' is eminently, unabashedly controlled by usg gosplan
mircea_popescu: usg petrol is half price atm, and has been for a decade.
asciilifeform: it is usg.rsa.
asciilifeform: and use usg's rsa.
mircea_popescu: but whatever, i don't mind making money out of mit's "blockchain of the future", like i didn't mind fleecing "ripple" or cashing btc crash. free bitcoin will continue for as long as usg can draw breath, i'm not against. let them lose what they can't invest.
mircea_popescu: these, amusingly, were also driven by similar processes as the pre-usgification of europe, ie "gotta impress the single solitary unique sultan"
asciilifeform: long time nao. and 'rape' means any illicit-per-usg fornication, e.g. just about any fucking in thailand etc
a111: Logged on 2017-09-09 04:40 BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> and yes, obviously this arrangement is a perfect match for the usg / its fiat-statist allies in south korea etcetera. because that's exactly what the socialist state proposition is, "we'll be bleeding for as long as we live and attempt to kill everyone before the air runs out". << But, bleeding is a feminist value!
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> and yes, obviously this arrangement is a perfect match for the usg / its fiat-statist allies in south korea etcetera. because that's exactly what the socialist state proposition is, "we'll be bleeding for as long as we live and attempt to kill everyone before the air runs out". << But, bleeding is a feminist value! ☟︎
pete_dushenski: what's more entertaining is watching usg.xxx struggle internally with pretending the sun isn't really rising but wouldn't it be neato if it did and i bet you it would follow this calculated trajectory along the sky.
pete_dushenski: "Bitcoin is not regulated. It cannot be regulated" << not a terrible conclusion either. the edges of usg.uni are starting to come around to the realities of the new world order in which they control everless and are left to "theorise" evermore
mircea_popescu: fwiw romania's been well fucked by the usg pretense in the middle east ; my lawyers report there's hundreds of unemployed, unskilled laborers sitting around the outskirts of towns doing jack shit and slowly boiling to the government-desired rape-and-pilage temperature.
mircea_popescu: and yes, obviously this arrangement is a perfect match for the usg / its fiat-statist allies in south korea etcetera. because that's exactly what the socialist state proposition is, "we'll be bleeding for as long as we live and attempt to kill everyone before the air runs out".
mircea_popescu: so don't ask me why usg & friends is bleeding its ~worthless ass over bcc. ask instead mit why it is http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-26#1674638 ☝︎
ben_vulpes: usg.valuation predicted to rise with increased eyeball count per usg.facebook
ben_vulpes: meanwhile, usg.census outsourcing its work to usg.facebook: http://archive.is/K6JWo
asciilifeform: did we ever do the 'usg is directly responsible for every forest fire' thread, or is it immediately obvious how, and dun need thread..?
asciilifeform: if usg were to unban it, it'd take over the american market overnight: deathstation !
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/09/information-of-usg-approved-job-seekers-left-exposed-on-amazon-bucket/ << Qntra - Information Of USG Approved Job Seekers Left Exposed On Amazon "Bucket"
a111: Logged on 2017-09-02 15:16 asciilifeform: when done to usg -- 'atrocity'
mircea_popescu: woman interacting with usg. "oh noes, it wasn't like the risotto. i felt full after the risotto."
asciilifeform: or already sold to nsa, nm ( speechtronics -- great biznis to be in for infinite usgolade . )
asciilifeform: incidentally shinohai keccak != usg.sha3
asciilifeform: when done to usg -- 'atrocity' ☟︎
asciilifeform: when usg does this to halfwit dissenters, it's a schizo diagnosis and a one way ticket to padded room
asciilifeform: fraud ( or murder, watever ) under usg krysha is a-ok, who's about to punish it
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-02#1709812 << usg.riaa had no problems with trials and verdicts in absentia; wai nao ? ☝︎
BingoBoingo: It's just what USG does. Brings everyone down to retard precedent.
mircea_popescu: but anyway, as per usual : the usg focusing on idiots, trying to build "legal precedent" on the basis of pursuing people too feebleminded to as much as find their way here.
asciilifeform: i.e. no dirty usg postman hands
mircea_popescu: so as i was saying -- we don't have to usg.dumb sign anything.
asciilifeform: i dun mean 'retrocompatible with usg', i mean -- with self.
trinque: well... aren't you playing "down with usg except for the bill of rights; really we just mean usg but we want christmas back"
asciilifeform: trinque: where's the trilema where he promised to lingchi usg operatives on camera if catches one ?
danielpbarron: tor is a USG honeypot
mircea_popescu: kanzure dja have any idea how dumb you look going in with an attempt to impress by EXPENDITURE, and then on the flimsiest of examination appearing unable to explain WHAT you bought ? tell you what, the usg you seem so keen to emulate spent a trillion and similary "wait for plane catalog day". or alternatively, has some littoral cardboard models that can't float.
asciilifeform: says the bright young fella who after $millions of payola (i'ma carry on supposing that it was from judasing for usg, esr-style, unless proven otherwise) and decade+ , produced: ___?___
asciilifeform: usg, who.
mircea_popescu: BUT USG.NIST PROMISED ME MY RETIREMENT!
a111: Logged on 2017-08-31 21:01 gabriel_laddel_p: turns out it takes usg/fiat _three months_ to process fucking 200 usd. was eventually paid. never mentioned it bc wtf, 200 use?
gabriel_laddel_p: turns out it takes usg/fiat _three months_ to process fucking 200 usd. was eventually paid. never mentioned it bc wtf, 200 use? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: the question is, are you familiar with the mechanisms which render bitcoin unassailable by alt coins (such as detailed in http://trilema.com/2014/the-woes-of-altcoin-or-why-there-is-no-such-thing-as-cryptocurrencies/ ) ? because EXACTLY the same processes are at work tearing apart small independent efforts such as your own, and ultimately are the reason usg ended up as the sole employer in its domains.
trinque: http://archive.is/RrGdX << meanwhile the usg.banks insist they no, really, srsly have a future.
BingoBoingo: Even from a performative angle, gotta assume WAPO pilotage is a least USG.NAVY.BoatDriving level anti-skilled
asciilifeform: hey mats did usg schutzstaffel corps teachya to set legs ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: it's moar of a phuctor than a usgdos cableleax.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i can see why his working for fiat lulzfest attempting to fight battle usg lost back in 2014 may not earn him any brownie points with you or trinque or anyone else
asciilifeform: aaand unlike ss, shitcoinola usg.ops dun conscript nobody.
asciilifeform: did usg actually impound yer passport, gabriel_laddel_p ?
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 23:24 mats: he also reiterates a sense of usg enduring through its current debt and deficits, and i struggle to understand how he, a great builder, can believe that fiscal irresponsibility will be rewarded in the future
mats: he also reiterates a sense of usg enduring through its current debt and deficits, and i struggle to understand how he, a great builder, can believe that fiscal irresponsibility will be rewarded in the future ☟︎
mircea_popescu: he's in the usg asset list.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-30#1706447 << pretty muchy. ceteris censeo usg esse delendam, ruat caelum. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: "oh, the blue usg has come up with some orc that'll do their dirty work of trying to steal publicly funded research from the rest of the usg"
mircea_popescu: wtf does buying "their" version of the usg coin get me ? "uhhh... same as the republic's" bitch... you can't be the same as the republic. you suck ; the republioc doesn't.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: usgistic 'memberships' ( and this case was no exception ) routinely contain a 'we can do WHATEVER the fuck we feel like, incl. throw you out by the ears' clause.
asciilifeform: asciilifeform lives next to a large reservation for these creatures. lab that makes usg-approved, 'law-abiding' drones; ic fab which makes safely-useless rubbish; electron microscope where asciilifeform is not invited within cannon's breadth, even for money; etc