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mircea_popescu: ya that too. "oh
you could put the laptop on a table" well
fuck you then, i could jkuist use a kbd ?
mircea_popescu: but yes : do
you think sumner rothstein gives a flying
fuck that his car producing subsidiary paid his tv producing subsidiary a billion in advertising with no roi, when the result of this expense is that china now THINKS the truth about china is on viacom released movies and argentines think citibank is a thing that may exist in buenos aires ?
mircea_popescu: who the
fuck cares and when did
you start giving a shit if
you're alone or not. what's this nonsense!
mircea_popescu: how about the alternative explanation being "society as a whole thinks young males should die horribly in droves and
fuck you already."
mircea_popescu: alternatively,
you can take a plaster cast of your penis, embed cameras, fill it with silicone caulk, let it dry and have her
fuck it.
mircea_popescu: suppose
you like cohiba because it tastes good, and
you're at a party and this chick
you used to
fuck DELIBERATELY introduces her current derp, who goes on a rant about how he loves cohiba and did
you see that commercial ? maks him feel like who he really is!11
assbot: Logged on 20-10-2015 16:22:05; mircea_popescu: because why would they ? if they know the topic they don't need to search google, what the
fuck is that
you know, "i would like to see what the republican party says, i wonder if they have a website". on the other hand if
you don't know it, why would
you trust google. "i wonder if thye have a republican party in bali. o look, republicanpartyinbali.blogspot.com comes up first."
mircea_popescu: because why would they ? if they know the topic they don't need to search google, what the
fuck is that
you know, "i would like to see what the republican party says, i wonder if they have a website". on the other hand if
you don't know it, why would
you trust google. "i wonder if thye have a republican party in bali. o look, republicanpartyinbali.blogspot.com comes up first."
☟︎ mircea_popescu: if
you have debts, why the
fuck are
you getting a payckech.
mircea_popescu: how the
fuck did
you get a laptop that supplants a half ton desktop ?
mircea_popescu: funkenstein_> <-- perhaps
you'd also like to have girlfriends, but never see or
fuck them <<
you don't understand what the internets is for, or what the mobile revolution all about.
funkenstein_: <gabrielradio> i would like to have as many kids as possible, and ideally be involved as little as possible <-- perhaps
you'd also like to have girlfriends, but never see or
fuck them
mircea_popescu: these are tacit arrangements,
you will notice : nobody bothered to type out nicely the rousseau contract of it all, nor bothered to ask the poor to sign, or even explain it to them. because
fuck them they're not worth it.
mircea_popescu: just like, if flies won't
fuck you, your opinion of what's attractive is wrong. and so on.
davout: mircea_popescu: lol
fuck you mircea_popescu: as to why not anal, firstly because
you're probably too young and
you'll move suddenly and jerkily like too young people do and hurt her ; and secondly because
you live in the sticks and will give yourself an uti because
you can't afford condoms ; and thirdly because
you'e insane and who the
fuck knows what nonsense
you'll do with it (the us porn people are a fine example with their anal desinfectants and bleaching and
mircea_popescu: it turns out that this is not true : "commodified market" actually means that there is no market -
you can either not have a server and think
you don't have a server ; or else not have a server and think
you have a server. those two, no third and sure as
fuck no having servers.
mircea_popescu: the funny thing about "groups advocating influentially in media they don't own or control" is that the famelic good for nothing hipsters propose that THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY. ie, being someone's cockpuppet is somehow worthy, whereas if trump writes "
fuck you" in his own fucking magazine, that's somehow "not fair" and
you know, of "lesser value".
pete_dushenski: @GreggZaun: Try to keep it classy Toronto. The WORLD is watching << bahaha. shut the
fuck up zaun.
you're a has-been and your little world and everyone
you know doth not make up any ~useful~ fraction of the world extant. but whatever, enjoy your time in the sun, however brief it may be.
mircea_popescu: i dun get why
you'd want to big
fuck you the firm
you work for.
phf: last year i did travis bickle for halloween, complete with haircut, which had a nice bonus of being a big
fuck you to the firm i was working for. apparently it's fine to have purple hair if
you're an agile manager, but not so much a "warhawk" for a project architect.
mircea_popescu: it's totally not a case of "if
you're willing to put 15% ethanol in there anyway, like fucking hruschov wanted,
fuck you and shut up, we'll paint it blue and
you can pretend it's fine"
mircea_popescu: if the glut continued, it'd be "
fuck you and sniff diesel".
ascii_field: '
You have the fucking time to
fuck shit up. That is what
you are saying. Most normal people on nights and weekends
fuck their significant others, go to parks with the kids and enjoy life. But
you spend your nights and weekends writing dog shit that fucks up my weeks. We are paid to fix the damage
you do.' << mega-winner
mircea_popescu: moreover unless i want to
fuck you i couldn't give less of a shit about your "real world" identity
ascii_field: binaryatrocity: and when twitter posts 'i
fuck goats' under your account, how will
you ~unlink~ ?
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> i hear that not-breeding-them-in-the-first-place also worked great <<< how the
fuck are
you gonna manage this wonder. so
you select a woman. and her spawn will... regress to the mean. of course. and she'll love it anwyay. of course. and now what ?
assbot: Logged on 11-10-2015 18:21:32; mircea_popescu: it's so badly contorted, for one thing it's anything but a need, for the other why the
fuck are
you so affraid of me
you need to start by lying.
mircea_popescu: it's so badly contorted, for one thing it's anything but a need, for the other why the
fuck are
you so affraid of me
you need to start by lying.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: "here's the laws and and if
you don't like it,
you can leave" "i'll go join the people that'll
fuck you up" "o wait
you can't leave" "does that mean
you admit your laws are dumb ?" "nope" "does that make
you a hypocritical idiot ? " "no it doesnt!!1"
☟︎ cazalla: the
fuck you on here anyway
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> '[derpage snipped]' << who the
fuck is 'we' ?! << i think
you know who the
fuck is "we".
mircea_popescu: whereby
you get an upgrade that
fuck up your car by june or some such
mircea_popescu: im pretty sure twitter pivoted from the "come advertise us for free,
you canthen read yourr stuff" to the v2.0 model of "thanks for all the free advertising,
you can't really do anymore so now
fuck off".
assbot: Logged on 05-10-2015 06:05:19; mircea_popescu: anyway, the ever more feverish pitch of desperation is lulzy. "sell bitcoin to me". dude... why the
fuck would i be selling anything to
you ?
fuck you, your approval is not required, your desires don't matter,
you're not being persuaded here.
you're being raped. nobody gives a shit about your consent, let alone excitement to use bitcoin.
you'll use it to survive, and marginally at that.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the ever more feverish pitch of desperation is lulzy. "sell bitcoin to me". dude... why the
fuck would i be selling anything to
you ?
fuck you, your approval is not required, your desires don't matter,
you're not being persuaded here.
you're being raped. nobody gives a shit about your consent, let alone excitement to use bitcoin.
you'll use it to survive, and marginally at that.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: (
you'd be surprised what % of "first world" teenagers discover on the porn set that yes
you're supposed to wash in between the clitoral hoodand the clitoris, what the
fuck. it's still part of
you, no matter what your dumb mom might have said christ told her.)
mircea_popescu: would
you srsly wish to be the only
fuck-worthy individual in the entire building ?
assbot: Logged on 01-10-2015 08:39:22; mircea_popescu: here's an idea for a tumblr : take a chick to random toliets,
fuck her, polaroid a scene, leave it affixed to the wall with some email on it, publish the emails
you get.
cazalla: who gives a
fuck what
you call it mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: here's an idea for a tumblr : take a chick to random toliets,
fuck her, polaroid a scene, leave it affixed to the wall with some email on it, publish the emails
you get.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: oh right. how about the time when "it was decided" only the one schmuck can
fuck, and the husbands of the women involved are to be liek
you know, celibate now.
mircea_popescu: so if
you're wondering where the X is, as
you should be wondering at any point after noon on the 15th, and it occurs to
you we've prolly not heard anything from
you in weeks, one of the simplest solutions is to fix it ad hoc, and one of the better solutions is to fix whatsoever fundamental problems that led to your misallocation of time towards reddit or w/e the
fuck. because otherwise the rift this allows is bound to
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu:
You fuck the energy out though, and... walk places...
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> no but seriously. at what point does the idea form that hey, minuscule "pollutants" out of extant cars aren't the problem. stop giving so many derps cars! << The used car market is finally starting to regain some price sanity after the "cash for clunkers" supply contraction. The confinscatadors may be planning to do a repeat except with more "
fuck you" and less "$5000" rebate
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i guess unless
you make your own order for 36v batteries that's not getting fixed, who the
fuck wants to charge 3 items one by one etc
mircea_popescu: why the
fuck do
you think scythe grass cutters insist on skill an d sharp scythe, rather than bulging biceps.
mircea_popescu: that's the truth, that's the movie
you make. or
fuck you.
BingoBoingo: <brg444> GPG 1.2 on OSX 10.7.5 << The correct answer to this question was "
Fuck you for asking" but since
you raised the issue something in the 1.4 series may work better. GPG 2 is right out of the game.
punkman: "anyone old enough to remember the PopUp wars knows this ad crap won't stop until it breaks the web, and gets blocked by browsers." << except
you can still get popups, because
fuck browsers
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> how the
fuck do
you price this shit now ? << same way sub saharan africans can buy anti-malarials that before gouging cost $13.50 a pop in USia
BingoBoingo: I've seen the nick brg444 before though.
Fuck you brg444 get in assWoT already. Also don't think I didn't see
you shilling for 21's Po-Po plug.
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: but this isn't caveman times when women would
fuck you based on how awesome of a hunter
you are.
mircea_popescu: whence in the everloving
fuck will
you summon into existence counters for all the solo traders trading with no one ?
mircea_popescu: volunteer corps or whatever the
fuck it's called made a lot more sense 20 yeasrs ago, back when kids COULD actually do architecture by hand. at least thye idea that hey,
you don't HAVE TO live in mud huts could spread (it did). but today ? what exactly do they know "how the ipad must behave" ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform for instance because one time he kicked all architects out of the room because "who the
fuck asked
you anything - man on the street knows more about buildings than
you do"
phf: so stalin went "to
fuck with the lot of
you"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's not even my angle. my angle is this : "yes it makes sense for the company
YOU PAID MONEY BEFORE to protect your investment IN THEIR SHIT. but
you didn't pay me jack, did
you ? I WILL BURN IT ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE AND
FUCK YOU FOR HAVING PAID THE ENEMY."
assbot: Logged on 21-09-2015 18:48:18; phf: i guess that's why dadaist groups all have long history of denouncement, usually ending with the original founder remaining. otherwise
you always have some entrenched
fuck proposing a markdown jet, because useful and doesn't hurt and shrug. but when it's the founder itself..
assbot: Logged on 22-09-2015 01:56:31; mircea_popescu: this, incidentally, is what they mean when they discuss self-love as a sin. this is it. the delusional notion that
you're good and valuable as
you are will
fuck you up every time
you run into something that puts your worthless shitpersona in perspective. because
you won't be able to go on knees properly for lack of practice.
mircea_popescu: this, incidentally, is what they mean when they discuss self-love as a sin. this is it. the delusional notion that
you're good and valuable as
you are will
fuck you up every time
you run into something that puts your worthless shitpersona in perspective. because
you won't be able to go on knees properly for lack of practice.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: who the
fuck said "honey, she's too dumb for
you and her house smells of poor people" the past decade.
phf: i guess that's why dadaist groups all have long history of denouncement, usually ending with the original founder remaining. otherwise
you always have some entrenched
fuck proposing a markdown jet, because useful and doesn't hurt and shrug. but when it's the founder itself..
☟︎ shinohai: 21 friggin scripts just to view an article.
Fuck you coindesk.
cazalla: the
fuck is the guardian recycling 3 week old stories for then? (
you know, i also read about the ISIS dinar again this morning)
assbot: Logged on 20-09-2015 13:53:58; mircea_popescu: eh da
fuck you gonna do to a vid card that breaks it.
assbot: Logged on 20-09-2015 13:53:58; mircea_popescu: eh da
fuck you gonna do to a vid card that breaks it.
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 14:54:39; mircea_popescu: who the
fuck keeps telling people enthusiasm matters. shut the
fuck up and sit down,
you're not helping. in fact,
you're most of the problem.
mircea_popescu: who the
fuck keeps telling people enthusiasm matters. shut the
fuck up and sit down,
you're not helping. in fact,
you're most of the problem.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: the stable historical solution seems to be, "ignore them unless one in particular makes
you horny.
fuck that one."
ascii_field: how the
fuck did
you get the idea that it was ?!
assbot: Logged on 30-05-2015 17:38:54; asciilifeform: think of it this way (possibly paraphrasing old thread.) imagine
you discovered a cache of plutonium bricks in your back yard. (rtg in space probe fell apart?) would
you let them go to a scrap dealer for 100 usd each? knowing that they are worth millions, and at the same time risking your arse by revealing that
you ever had them to begin with? or would
you say '
fuck you' and dig a deeper hole?
mircea_popescu: because odds are
you'll go back to the clerk to fix it for
you and he'll be... WELL WHY THE
FUCK DID
YOU NOT USE THE SAFEGUARD
mircea_popescu: the rest...
fuck it,
you got your own life to
fuck up.
mircea_popescu: and who the
fuck decided
you even GET to have "expectations". and if
you do, why can't it ? it expects the government to fix his bed wetting now!