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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what ?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: somebody, it appears, stayed awake in freshman physics, and understood that if you revv up the supercharger quickly enough, gas cannot escape at the rate it is generated
asciilifeform: and you get a kind of temporary storage tank
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i was gonna say 'doing retarded things to stay in food and roof' but then remembered newton's mint
mircea_popescu: iirc he enjoyed that
mircea_popescu: (it was intended as a sinecure - he chose to make it a job.)
asciilifeform: then my original stands.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Turbocharger is the one that uses exhaust gasses to provide compression. Supercharger is different, uses engine belt to provide compression. Huge performance difference when it comes to the first couple miles of driving.
mircea_popescu: well, in the case of the ones you heard of, anyway,
asciilifeform: they didn't have to do bizarre circus acrobatics to stay fed.
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mircea_popescu: newton's aunt, einstein'swife and mozart's sister were not as fortunate
asciilifeform: mozart's sister, iirc, was a very passable player but never composed.
mircea_popescu: and shakespeare's mom.
asciilifeform is one of those weirdos who skates precisely on the bleeding red edge that separates being able to do your thing, in the above sense, from not.
asciilifeform: could end up on the other side of it any minute, any day, just like that.
mircea_popescu: for all you know you wander back and forth daily.
mircea_popescu usually does.
asciilifeform: weekly.
shinohai: https://bitcoinxt.software/onboard.html
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asciilifeform: pet appears.
asciilifeform bbl
mircea_popescu: in other news, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE9jcDwY-MM
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mircea_popescu: http://openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2015/09/17/5 << now do it with nano.
assbot: oss-security - s/party/hack like it's 1999 ... ( http://bit.ly/1KlopH0 )
mircea_popescu has never used cat.
mircea_popescu: and his less is unaliased also. fancy that.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278749 << the former's prolly right but i still don't see how the latter flows from it. except for some people, i guess. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-09-2015 19:14:43; kakobrekla: if the bar is so low that most existing and running code contains scamcode, no wonder why noone asks for an honest computer
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BingoBoingo: I've stopped trying to make any sense of fucking silver prices
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kakobrekla: how the latter flows from it < dishonest software does not require honest hardware the way i see it
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phf: asciilifeform: yes, i did some ml a while ago. i used sml/nj as a default compiler, afair it had full language coverage and nice emacs support, i would then port code to mlton or mlkit. mlton has a particularly nice feature set, small binaries, everything's unboxed, gc can be tuned, but it's full program optimizer, so at the time i didn't have the patience to use it as my primary compiler.
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phf: (i was driving between places in turkey, so no internet access)
deedbot-: [Qntra] Trump Campaign Payment Processor Fleeces Donors - http://qntra.net/2015/09/trump-campaign-payment-processor-fleeces-donors/
BingoBoingo: ^ trinque
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cazalla: i read something before how trump was all mafia'd up back in his new york days and fucked over lots of people, nfi to veracity
trinque: heh
phf: asciilifeform: actually i think the main difference is that sml/nj has a repl and better debug messages. i think these days the two are pretty much on par. shows how much i remember, last time i touched either it was on ibook g3 linuxppc
trinque: BingoBoingo: oh btw "regulatory butt thunder" had me in stitches
trinque: ah that was hdbuck
trinque: in either case, epic lolz
BingoBoingo: trinque: It was hdbuck indeed. He came up with the Thunder and I added the Butt, with his approval of course
trinque: see, I knew there was a BingoBoingo hand involved in that title
BingoBoingo: Note to potential Qntra submitters: If you want to submit a story you think is interesting, but don't think you know how to amp it up... the editors can help with that
BingoBoingo: Second Note to potential Qntra submitters: Stuff doesn't have to necessarily be "amped up" to appear on Qntra
BingoBoingo: http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/150293976/nick-diaz-suspension-marijuana-ufc-nac-wada
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asciilifeform: phf: they all have fuckin' ~huge~ binaries so far as i'm concerned
asciilifeform: phf: if you compile standalone that is
asciilifeform: (vs bytecode)
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> how the latter flows from it < dishonest software does not require honest hardware the way i see it << more or less unrelated. dishonest accountand doesn't require dishonest FED nor vice-versa
asciilifeform: l0l
asciilifeform: 'Foreign financial institutions require ex-US individuals to show them a CLN (or provide a "reasonable explanation" of why they do not have one) to comply with the exchange of information provisions of the Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act (FATCA) and the various intergovernmental agreements the US has signed with foreign jurisdictions.' << ahahahahaha l0l!! pay $3k to get the privilege of using this other set of usg banks in
asciilifeform: stead of the usual set of usg banks.
asciilifeform: what a deal.
cazalla: mmm smell of burning mesquite.. gunna have to watch for black people jumping my back fence trying to steal muh chicken wings
BingoBoingo: lol
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform get a different citizenship, deny you ever had us citizenship, let them prove otherwise.
cazalla: 5 years for cannabis, but i wonder if silva would've got less for his escapades if he didn't run off
asciilifeform: iirc usg helpfully gives'em lists.
asciilifeform: of its serfs
mircea_popescu: lits of what.
mircea_popescu: containing what, social security ids ?
asciilifeform: 'mr x is our serf, do business with him like-so or we steal anything you put in usa'
mircea_popescu: "mr x".
asciilifeform: fuck if i know of what. fingerprints, perhaps, or stool samples, or what.
mircea_popescu: i haven't heard of a fingerprints-bank as of yet.
mircea_popescu: also the only cln seems to mean to me is a credit linked note.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this was a piece linked from qntra, regarding american 'certificate of loss of nationality'
asciilifeform: i.e. emancipation papers
mircea_popescu: (which is a monstruous sort of bond/cfd)
mircea_popescu: a a
BingoBoingo: <cazalla> 5 years for cannabis, but i wonder if silva would've got less for his escapades if he didn't run off << He passed two of the three tests
cazalla: BingoBoingo, not really up to date on it all, last i heard he just ran away instead of taking the test
BingoBoingo: cazalla: No, this was fight day, pissed in three different cups
cazalla: a-ok, don't really follow it much these days but i see rousey is headlining the ufc down under in november
BingoBoingo: Ah
BingoBoingo: Just another day in the ghetto https://archive.is/W3PJg
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asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278922 << woah. harsh. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-09-2015 22:30:57; deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] The goldfish telling the great white shark what life’s like in the ocean, and other logical fallacies. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/09/18/the-goldfish-telling-the-great-white-shark-what-lifes-like-in-the-ocean-and-other-logical-fallacies/
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278941 << this is the EXACT same basic thing as debeaking (ask a poultry farmer) ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 18-09-2015 22:52:25; mircea_popescu: meanwhile in reality, poverty is poverty. the us is very poor, and so everything directed at keeping people from being useful "works". of course it does.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278943 << when i say mansions, i speak of actual mansions. we have'em here on the east coast. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-09-2015 22:53:43; BingoBoingo: Of course. The mansions asciilifeform describes driving by are made of plastic and toothpicks
BingoBoingo: By the highway?
asciilifeform: i am specifically ~not~ speaking of cardboard boxes with aluminum planks.
asciilifeform: not by the highway.
asciilifeform: by the narrow street that one would never see but for the gps machine.
BingoBoingo: ah, then why are you driving by them? Do they have carp to steal?
asciilifeform: see above.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278950 << notbad.jpg ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-09-2015 22:59:56; punkman: in soundbites http://langsec.org/occupy/
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278952 << is this meant as some kind of improvement on good ol' yacc ? ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 18-09-2015 23:00:59; punkman: https://github.com/mongrel2/mongrel2/blob/master/src/http11/http11_parser.rl << mongrel's http parser in Ragel
asciilifeform: because i don't see the improvement.
asciilifeform: elephantine piece of shit.
asciilifeform: one, and the other.
asciilifeform: and the horse it rode in on (c)
trinque: can confirm that there's plenty of old money on the east coast
trinque: though hell, don't they have the good sense to evacuate by now?
asciilifeform: evacuate where?
asciilifeform: to where ?
asciilifeform: and, more importantly, why ?
asciilifeform: ~they~ are not the ones being dekulakized.
trinque: yeah I suppose not
mircea_popescu: pff.
asciilifeform: i can already see mircea_popescu telling me, that these ain't mansions unless the stones are at least 1001 years old and were put on with druid blood
mircea_popescu: i don't recall the revolutionary term of art, but nevertheless, ideas formed on the basis of stuff glimpsed through the gps machine are not reliable.
mircea_popescu: you famously also thought random rotinculo/mortidifame journos are the wealthy elite.
asciilifeform: eh that's where i see anybody who doesn't commute to an office as elite
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mircea_popescu: the fundamental problem with formalism is that it doesn't practically yield anything past bad "art".
asciilifeform: let's have the earlier bit though - what is a mansion really ?
asciilifeform: i say, a rich fella's house, built to european standards
mircea_popescu: i dunno dude. it does not seem to me possible to even have a mansion in the land of "we rent - unfurnished!" and "building code" etc.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sure it is. it is called 'grandfathered in'
mircea_popescu: if it were possible to have one i'd consider getting one.
asciilifeform: i.e. exempt from all reg
asciilifeform: -- never for rent, to anyone, and never subject to inspections, etc
mircea_popescu: this thing only works in the mind of soon-to-be-smoke jews.
mircea_popescu: whereby you can somehow magically be a thing of the past only.
asciilifeform: what's a jew but solid smoke
asciilifeform: i'll be the first to admit.
BingoBoingo: http://www.ozarksfirst.com/news/morning-news/what-is-going-on-inside-pensmore-castle << Mansion or not?
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asciilifeform: hell, i expect proper honest gasenwagen to make a comeback.
asciilifeform: some 'past only' l0l.
mircea_popescu: i meant more like "this no longer happens but it continues to happen for me only". it's nonsense.
trinque: BingoBoingo: I was going to say, one measure might be whether the cops are going to need something more than a boot to enter
mircea_popescu: seems the basic definition of mansion includes "off limits to police"
asciilifeform: if this, then they certainly qualify in practice !
mircea_popescu: anmd you knoiw this how ?
trinque: also, "can house all the help" which of course implies on-site help
mircea_popescu: also gps ?
asciilifeform never lived in a mansion, but has lived in streets where the police show up every day, and ones where didn't see a single one in a decade of staring out window
asciilifeform: this, i suppose, counts for nothing, because 'view from gps'.
asciilifeform: whatever.
mircea_popescu: so you lived in teh mansion ?
asciilifeform: whereas to me, 'corzine is not getting anally dilated in prison' =~= 'there are mansions, and they are off limits to police'
mircea_popescu: nobody's getting "anally dilated" in prison dude. wake up and smell the coffee, erections are rare. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: who the fuck do you think actually wants to fuck you.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i lived in suburbia. which is pointedly not the same thing, the mechanism whereby the police are kept distant is entirely different (obedience)
mircea_popescu: so then if you yourself don't accept the thing you propose as proof, as proof, what do you want from me!
asciilifeform: sorta more like the warm zone at auschwitz
mircea_popescu: what whatever ? no whatever, tu quoque.
asciilifeform: nah, the ~real~ mansions are where corzines, SES plum book, etc. live.
mircea_popescu: or so you posit. because "x gotta exist, and y is the more likely to succeed".
asciilifeform: the $maxint folks who never see the inside of a courtroom except as plaintiffs
mircea_popescu: the breaking news being that no, x doesn't exist. all soviets live like animals.
mircea_popescu: that's the fucking point of soviet life.
asciilifeform: i saw 'guccifer''s photos of aria rockefeller's house.
asciilifeform: what was soviet about it?
mircea_popescu: and this is what i meant earlier re "revolutionary term of art". there's this notion that members of the proletariat fight each other over imaginary class distinctions instead of uniting.
asciilifeform: and bush's, too
mircea_popescu: same idea here. you think X has it ? no usian has it.
mircea_popescu: obama's life is shit, in kenyan terms.
mircea_popescu: fucking us president, still lives worse than his grandfather,
asciilifeform: for my education, demonstrate how bush doesn't 'have it'
asciilifeform: and what 'it' is
mircea_popescu: you get to say what "it" is.
mircea_popescu: and you keep not wanting to.
asciilifeform: but my 'it' doesn't work. because it is the answer of the shipwrecked sailor re: what is best in life - 'food! water!'
mircea_popescu: i guess.
asciilifeform: pig: 'as much slop as will ever fit in me!'
asciilifeform: see the old mircea_popescu article re: teenagers and sex
asciilifeform: the only solid hypothesis i can make re: bush et al is that they know what 'it' is, having scratched all other conceivable itches.
mircea_popescu: let's start with a simple thing. if x owns a mansion, and x owns a wife, and x beats the shit out of his wife and throws her into the street naked to henceforth fend for herself,
trinque: asciilifeform: I think Bushes and everyone like them are entirely trapped
mircea_popescu: there is at no point any fucking question of a) being required to take her back in or b) being required to give up the mansion.
mircea_popescu: this, imo, is sufficient definition.
trinque: how many decisions do they make on their own per day? what's the ratio?
mircea_popescu: and also ends the question of "mansion in the us".
asciilifeform finally grasps what mircea_popescu was getting at.
mircea_popescu: yes, they can have hovels of all sizes.
asciilifeform: this is true, no one in usa is ghaddafi.
asciilifeform: it doesn't work.
asciilifeform: any more than on the moon.
mircea_popescu: that a 1789 nigger may be allowed to build himself a log cabin the size of the washington momunent
mircea_popescu: doth not make the exceptionally large log cabin a "town house".
mircea_popescu: first off, because there's no town.
mircea_popescu: even if the house itself may be the size of a contemporary town.
asciilifeform: aaand because it isn't a house if there is shitting on the floor happening.
asciilifeform: yes.
mircea_popescu: so there you go.
mircea_popescu: but this is me, and i don't live there.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile, tons of mansions throughout the world. from romania to sudan and from albania to pakistan.
mircea_popescu: many of them smaller than whatever you currently occupy.
mircea_popescu: and noisier. and whatever-er.
asciilifeform: this is really more a mansion in one's mind.
asciilifeform: bush would not gain it by moving to pakistan.
mircea_popescu: yeah, the jews resisting the flames through culture all went to the castle in the mind.
mircea_popescu: good for 'em.
mircea_popescu: and of fucking course bush would not gain it, whatever the fuck he does.
mircea_popescu: part of parcel of why actual people do not wish to live in the land of the dumb.
trinque: I met people in TX that were a meatwot node away from the Bush family. They're *not* free people. ☟︎
asciilifeform: trinque: in what sense not ?
mircea_popescu: trinque the day the retired head of the spyhouse is excruciated in public over ANY THING you know the place's dead.
mircea_popescu: why the fuck did they not do that to hoover, if they were that brave ?
asciilifeform: why did beria's bullet have to wait for a dead stalin ?
mircea_popescu is kinda curious to see how that'd have went. three different presidents wanted to sack the schmuck but gave up because "political cost too great". ie, mansion.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform because soviets lived like animals.
mircea_popescu: no mansions.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: now this, yes
mircea_popescu: same thing, just, too close to notice.
mircea_popescu: and for that matter notice that stalin also didn't move against beria
mircea_popescu: not that he didn't want to. but, old men are cowardly, regardless of what they were in their youth.
trinque: asciilifeform: in the sense that they live lives of the strictest obedience both to some unspoken social idea of being politically "presentable" and literally to everyone involved in elevating them to what they are
asciilifeform: incidentally, usg imploded libya by vaguely promising 'mansions' - 'your crown-owned official mercedes will become yours! as will your crown-issued chicks!' etc
mircea_popescu: which is why old men make good senators and horrible dictators.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it worked, too. the us managed to get yet another ally for isis, at the cost of destructuring its mideastern holds.
mircea_popescu: they lost the saudis the day gadaffi fell.
asciilifeform: trinque: it melts my brain that someone with actual hold of, say, $100M u.s., wouldn't just pack off to timisoara or buenos aires
trinque: asciilifeform: that just isn't done
mircea_popescu: now the russians have the pincer on and there's exactly nothing the us can do to rebalance.
asciilifeform: fuck 'presentable'.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the problem is their ideas of self worth are not accepted either place.
mircea_popescu: they have exactly your problem, "do not wish to compete with younger men"
asciilifeform: who needs 'idea of self worth' when you have $maxint.
mircea_popescu: all their meatwot is not there.
mircea_popescu: hahaha.
mircea_popescu: mmmkay.
asciilifeform: i only need it to eat.
asciilifeform: the meatwot.
mircea_popescu: didn't you just say you don't like yest ?
asciilifeform: plugged into the mains, so to speak.
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asciilifeform: but some folks have reactor!
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=16-09-2015#1276886 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 16-09-2015 20:49:44; ascii_field: i can afford plane ticket.
asciilifeform: why ~they~ don't run off, is beyond me.
asciilifeform: aha. ticket.
mircea_popescu: yaya, why OTHERS don't do shit is beyond you.
asciilifeform: but not food, rent for rest of life!
asciilifeform: elementary.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: eh getouttahere.
mircea_popescu finds this somewhat puzzling, he has no problem competing with other men of any age. had no problem at 16 sitting 50yos on their ass, has no problem at 36 sitting 16 26 or w/e idem. i've yet to hear this magical "i'd rather go with him, he's younger" thing even.
mircea_popescu: consequently, /me suspects that this is more an artefact of incompetence and fear than actual nature.
asciilifeform: very easy when you aren't walking the line of starvation.
mircea_popescu: what THE FUCK is younger man gonna do, blow in it ?
asciilifeform: and yes, incompetence. i do not have the competences of mircea_popescu, this is not a seekrit.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what starvation. are you proposing i'm BUYING my shit ?
mircea_popescu: how the fuck would that go.
asciilifeform: iirc mircea_popescu operates profitable businesses, etc.
asciilifeform: reactor.
mircea_popescu: ya sure. and if i were fucking starving, what exacty difference;d it make to you ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: perhaps unrelated (but possibly not), near the minez where i toil there has always been beggars. as in, 24/7, the buggers beg in shifts. for a month or so there was a cosmic anomaly: a passably young gurl. and today she was dragged away screaming by two bicycle cops.
mircea_popescu: lmao the bicycle cops.
asciilifeform: aha, never saw those before in any sort of numbers outside university campus
mircea_popescu: didja offer her a cup of coffee ?
asciilifeform: somehow they are a thing now.
mircea_popescu: "somehow". shortages is the somehow.
asciilifeform: gotta be.
asciilifeform: either undersupply of squad cars or - as i assumed - oversupply of policemen
mircea_popescu: why did you not talk up the cosmic anomaly, aflie!
asciilifeform: from what, car ? l0l
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: they stop, don't they ?
cazalla: friend and foe http://i.imgur.com/JpHE9hx.jpg http://i.imgur.com/j2RUdEI.jpg
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trinque: cazalla: cool shots
asciilifeform: cazalla: very spiffy. yours ?
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mircea_popescu: cazalla "fluturele alb al verzei". cabbage white buttefly.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what am i to do with the wild animal, l0l.
cazalla: yes, broad beans as previously mentioned, lots of bees and insects about with the warmer spring weather
mircea_popescu: whatcha call it ? (horrid pest, it is)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform TALK.
asciilifeform doesn't zoophilia
mircea_popescu: how the fuck do you know in advance omaigerd.
asciilifeform: sometimes i do talk to bumz!
asciilifeform: when on foot.
asciilifeform: in a car it is a little awkward.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, yeah white butterfly but broad beans are a good scam as the flowers trick them
mircea_popescu: but missing out the cosmic anomaly ? it gotta be investigated.
mircea_popescu: you're a scientist aren't you ?
trinque: man I love talking with bums
trinque: highly entertaining
asciilifeform: trinque: i especially like 'math bums'
asciilifeform: a species we have in some abundance here
mircea_popescu: i certainly never miss the opportunity to inquire with young female beggars, because the thing puzzles me
asciilifeform: aha, inevitably 'why???'
mircea_popescu: o btw, feminazis chicks : how come you don't go begging more often bitchez ? you know, for equalitit.
mircea_popescu: "oh, men dominate all professions. mostly, busking. but let's talk about vague shit instead like carly fiorina and how she ruined hp"
asciilifeform: !s glass cellar
assbot: 0 results for 'glass cellar' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=glass+cellar
asciilifeform: hmm
asciilifeform: ;;google glass cellar
gribble: Urban Dictionary: glass cellar: <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glass+cellar>; Labor Day's Glass Cellars and Women's Wisdom - Dr. Warren Farrell: <http://warrenfarrell.com/labor-days-glass-cellars-and-womens-wisdom/>; Who cares if men are stuck in a glass cellar? (They can change the ...: <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2146979/Who-cares-men-stuck- (1 more message)
asciilifeform: (americanism. refers to the effect in question.)
mircea_popescu: Who cares if men are stuck in a glass cellar? (They can change the ... ) <<< i expect they expect "men" to "fix everything" because "theyt're good at that and shit" ?
mircea_popescu: dumbasses srlsly.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck let the 15yos out of their mother's basement.
trinque departs to drink and be merry with the couple of highly respectable gentlemen (such as ben_vulpes) he had the honor to meet on his tour in Portland.
cazalla: https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net?qcLocale=en_US is basically what a post at the top of /r/bitcoin gets you.. front page of the interwebs my ass
assbot: Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast ... ( http://bit.ly/1W9yNHd )
cazalla: damn them chicken wings were good.. 24 hours in a tub of soy and yellow box honey then smoked with mesquite.. i am snake full of chickun wingz
cazalla: http://i.imgur.com/EOsblrE.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1OF8Gpz )
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'No' - Federal Reserve will raise federal funds rate October FOMC meeting - http://bitbet.us/bet/1201/federal-reserve-will-raise-federal-funds-rate-october/#b1
mircea_popescu: Quantified Directly Measured Data 42,348 US rank (quantcast) ; Global Rank 1,096,708 (down 546,035) Rank in United States 419,214 (alexa)
mircea_popescu: clearly there is something to these measures.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73941 @ 0.00074929 = 55.4033 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25650 @ 0.00074847 = 19.1983 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64650 @ 0.00074858 = 48.3957 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52452 @ 0.00074797 = 39.2325 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70866 @ 0.00075442 = 53.4627 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3182 @ 0.00076016 = 2.4188 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19500 @ 0.00074898 = 14.6051 BTC [-] {2}
ag3nt_zer0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFoZJ25QL-U&spfreload=1
assbot: Julian Bream - Granada - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1iDHAmJ )
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 16.00000000 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b11
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34900 @ 0.00074801 = 26.1055 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: dat eth bet
mircea_popescu: https://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/ << already worth 10k.
assbot: BitBet - The ETH scam won't see 2016 :: 10.04 B (19%) on Yes, 43.35 B (81%) on No | closing in 2 months 1 week| weight: 95`867 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1iDIjEg )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7368 @ 0.00074797 = 5.511 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49432 @ 0.00076082 = 37.6089 BTC [+] {4}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11550 @ 0.00075267 = 8.6933 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: That ETH bet is moving up awfully fast for a bet that only started with 1 BTC
mircea_popescu: 4:1 to go down 80% in a quarter.
mircea_popescu: kinda soft, imo
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37850 @ 0.00075242 = 28.4791 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo: I'm wondering how long it will stay 4:1
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00074791 = 8.1522 BTC [+] {3}
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-08-2015#1250310 <<< it may live again, http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/18/supersonic-breakthrough-concorde-could-fly-again-within-four-years ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 24-08-2015 17:42:57; mircea_popescu: in the 70s, we had supersonic airliner. today... not.
assbot: Supersonic breakthrough: Concorde could fly again within four years | World news | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ol4oEv )
mircea_popescu: o cool
mircea_popescu: "The organisation hopes to buy the Concorde currently on display at Le Bourget airport in Paris. If it is successful, the plane will be restored before resuming operation as a private heritage aircraft that will be flown at air displays as well as being available for charter. "
mircea_popescu: lol fuyll cargo cult.
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kakobrekla: mircea_popescu> <kakobrekla> how the latter flows from it < dishonest software does not require honest hardware the way i see it << more or less unrelated. dishonest accountand doesn't require dishonest FED nor vice-versa < mno. what another lie to a liar?
kakobrekla: whats*
shinohai: https://i.imgur.com/sWwkIfi.jpg >.>
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KstIS7 )
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279194 more related to Lex than yacc I think. definitely worth a look https://www.colm.net/open-source/ragel/ ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 02:46:22; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-09-2015#1278952 << is this meant as some kind of improvement on good ol' yacc ?
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00074665 = 22.3995 BTC [+]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10320 @ 0.00075066 = 7.7468 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78500 @ 0.00074268 = 58.3004 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11637 @ 0.00074776 = 8.7017 BTC [+] {2}
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punkman: http://googleonlinesecurity.blogspot.com/2015/09/improved-digital-certificate-security.html
assbot: Google Online Security Blog: Improved Digital Certificate Security ... ( http://bit.ly/1F85D78 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82448 @ 0.00074067 = 61.0668 BTC [-] {4}
punkman: "During our ongoing discussions with Symantec we determined that the issuance occurred during a Symantec-internal testing process." hah ☟︎
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPJyQFLUsAA1f2q.jpg:large ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1F85Hny )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16639 @ 0.00074009 = 12.3144 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: Trump: "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
shinohai: wut
punkman: http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/7967908e-5ded-11e5-9846-de406ccb37f2.html "The assumption is that if a central bank introduced negative interest rates — a radical move that would effectively amount to a charge on holding money — people would convert deposits into cash. But abolishing cash would remove that option. " ☟︎
assbot: Scrap cash altogether, says Bank of England’s chief economist - FT.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1KoxA7B )
punkman: http://i.cbc.ca/1.3235030.1442618354!/fileImage/httpImage/image.PNG_gen/derivatives/original_620/sexist-ad.PNG
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Koy65p )
punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPK9LeKW8AA_xxy.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KoycKe )
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31250 @ 0.00075064 = 23.4575 BTC [-]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.0007412 = 5.8555 BTC [-]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36046 @ 0.00073918 = 26.6445 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39750 @ 0.00073906 = 29.3776 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9750 @ 0.00073859 = 7.2013 BTC [-] {4}
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279296 << me too! I visited a false church on the outskirts of Waco for their harvest festival, and they were telling me that Bush sometimes attended / was seen "praying" at the main musical event ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 03:13:14; trinque: I met people in TX that were a meatwot node away from the Bush family. They're *not* free people.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36050 @ 0.00074313 = 26.7898 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18050 @ 0.00073785 = 13.3182 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279466 << pretty good, what is that punkman ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 11:17:59; punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPJyQFLUsAA1f2q.jpg:large
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279471 << yeah, because that's the point of government, to try and prevent people doing what they want to do. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 11:24:12; punkman: http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/7967908e-5ded-11e5-9846-de406ccb37f2.html "The assumption is that if a central bank introduced negative interest rates — a radical move that would effectively amount to a charge on holding money — people would convert deposits into cash. But abolishing cash would remove that option. " ☟︎
mircea_popescu: government by the aliens, for the aliens, with these people.
punkman: mircea_popescu: japanese parliament iirc
mircea_popescu: someone gotta explain to me on what basis the (mistaken, btw) proposition that "the UK" exists, or has a government or anything is even supposed to rest.
mircea_popescu: we might as well discuss the heavenly host. purely imaginary nonsense with no practical bearing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51012 @ 0.00074052 = 37.7754 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6828 @ 0.00075037 = 5.1235 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: vbuterinEthereum - Vitalik Buterin thehighfiveghostEthereum - George Hallam Blue-ChainEthereum - Ken Kappler avsaEthereum - Alex van de Sande crypto_jesusEthereum - Konstantin Kudryavtsev frozemanEthereum - Fabian Vogelsteller
mircea_popescu: justincase.
mircea_popescu: http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethercoin/ << lol.
assbot: Ethercoin (ETC) price, charts, and info | Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations ... ( http://bit.ly/1YnVVDP )
mircea_popescu: re http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-09-2015#1264355 : ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 06-09-2015 21:27:29; mircea_popescu: ;;calc 0.00541072 * 15000
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 0.00362294 * 15000
gribble: 54.3441
mircea_popescu: it actually dropped 50% in two weeks.
punkman: ethercoin is an altcoin, not ethereum
mircea_popescu: http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethereum/ <
assbot: Ethereum (ETH) price, charts, and info | Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pexkvq )
mircea_popescu: (the other one is around 0.001 last it traded, which is August)
mircea_popescu: this one STARTED in august, and it's gonna be 0 by november or whatever.
punkman: "Ethercoin is a proof-of-stake blockchain with a fixed supply of coins provably backed by REAL ethers purchased from the Ethereum sale" ☟︎
mircea_popescu: yaya
punkman: oic
mircea_popescu: i can't fucking believe there's 40 btc on its survival.
mircea_popescu: https://www.ethereum.org/ << impressive they crossed out "safe". unimpressive they omit to mention "ethereum is blablabla JUST LIKE RIPPLE" and "its perspectives are nil, JUST LIKE RIPPLE'S WERE".
assbot: Ethereum Frontier ... ( http://bit.ly/1YnX7aw )
mircea_popescu: "Social business founded to open up the world of how things are made"
mircea_popescu: really this thing should be preserved for future derps.
mircea_popescu: somehow.
mircea_popescu: the problem of making future derps digest history is un fucking solvable already.
mircea_popescu: like getting malnourished african children to eat beef jerky.
mircea_popescu: o brother.
mircea_popescu: "The foundation is currently in the phase of restructuring its communications activities. Several members of our current communications team in London are soon leaving or reducing their involvement in the Foundation in order to pursue for-profit ventures on top of the Ethereum ecosystem; we wish them the best of luck. And so, we have both the necessity and a unique opportunity to “reboot” that side of the organizat
mircea_popescu: ion and take another look at how the Ethereum foundation interacts with the community.
mircea_popescu: As some initial steps, we are going to do the following:
mircea_popescu: We will make an effort to de-emphasize Skype, and emphasize Gitter as a means of real-time communication for developers. Gitter has the advantages that (i) it’s easier to quickly jump in and participate,"
mircea_popescu: "We will continue our general direction of increasing permissiveness that we began with our recent changes to branding guidelines, and emphasis on maintaining norms of common sense and civility over strict rules. We are not following in the footsteps of /r/bitcoin‘s theymos. Discussion of EthereumXT (I suppose the closest equivalent we have is Expanse, with its 10x higher gas limit) is NOT banned.
mircea_popescu: We will de-emphasize the “ETH DEV” brand (with the exception of “DEVcon”) and focus attention on “Ethereum” going forward"
mircea_popescu: a) all the wrong fucking choices ; b) they actually believe this shit has some sort of meaning. god help me, "the eth dev brand" ? how the fuck is it a brand.
mircea_popescu: they actually sit around and pretend like this shit's a thing. i have so much trouble processing this...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27500 @ 0.00075242 = 20.6916 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: from fb : Ethereum September 7 at 8:02am · Executive Director Ming Chan (@mingchan88) posts on Ethereum's new updated branding guidelines https://www.reddit.com/…/…/new_ethereum_branding_guidelines/
shinohai: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/09/18/microsoft_has_developed_its_own_linux_repeat_microsoft_has_developed_its_own_linux/ <<< The only linux guaranteed to get you pwnd.
assbot: Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1ioUfJz )
mircea_popescu: srsly ? "executive director" ? branding guidelines ?
mircea_popescu: what the everloving treefortfuck!
mircea_popescu: shinohai nah, it's ok, ubuntu was there first.
shinohai: When you create your own money, you also get to make up a job title! How cool is dat?
mircea_popescu: very cool.
mircea_popescu: http://forum.ethereum.org/discussion/3143/is-there-a-way-to-send-all-ether-from-one-address-to-another << considering this is the most read/commented item on the thing's forum, and also the only one to get any comments / more than 5 views, and also the principal item in "protocol discussion" (a heading made to differentiate from NON TECHNICAL discussions)
assbot: Is there a way to send all Ether from one address to another? - Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1ioUtQX )
mircea_popescu: all i wanna know is what the fuck broken parenscript they use.
mircea_popescu: eth.sendTransaction({from:eth.accounts[1], to:eth.accounts[2], value:eth.getBalance(eth.accounts[0])-eth.gasPrice*21000, gas:21000})
mircea_popescu: Unlock account
mircea_popescu: Passphrase:
mircea_popescu: Negative value
mircea_popescu: at InvalidResponse (:-81076:-133)
mircea_popescu: at send (:-154580:-133)
mircea_popescu: at sendTransaction (:-131712:-133)
mircea_popescu: at :1:1
mircea_popescu: it looks exactly like someone gutted lisp and replaced it with "easier to use" javascript.json ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41350 @ 0.00073687 = 30.4696 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: http://forum.ethereum.org/discussion/3512/cant-compile-a-contract << meanwhile the "contract compiler" segfaults. and stuff. srsly, i need a "contract compiler" written in fucking cpp to spit out what's obviously parsed output ? ☟︎
assbot: Can't compile a contract - Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yo0bU1 )
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform seriously, it seems like this thing aims to be ~ urbit. made by people of the same exact ilk ("got some usg payola") but who understand EVEN LESS of computing.
shinohai: I'm still rofl from the guy who sent all his coin to a contract the other day and now can't recover it.
mircea_popescu: so they're not even at discussing jets and immutability yet. so far we're doing "branding imperatives" and "How to call Serpent function from JAVA SCRIPT (including encoding of function arguments)"
mircea_popescu: mindboggling what the population of excel-educated project managers in obscure office space will do with their time if you let them loose.
mircea_popescu: i simply had no fucking idea, i imagined they'd go ineptly hit on girls or something. eat many cakes.
mircea_popescu: shinohai i'd be actually surprised if anyone managed to use this thing as intended to date.
mircea_popescu: i also can't believe the butthurt "augur" people that kept derping on reddit about how mean bitbet is actually are built atop this shit and somehow still expect anyone to take them seriously. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://forum.ethereum.org/discussion/1576/mist-preview-discussion-thread << heh.
assbot: Mist preview discussion thread - Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1ioUW5v )
mircea_popescu: aaanyway. that was entertaining. thanks whoever threw away 10k on bitbet, for the morning lulz.
mircea_popescu: "Taylor Gerring @TaylorGerring · Sep 17 Taylor Gerring retweeted Vitalik Buterin The benefit of #Ethereum being defined by a spec, not an implementation "
mircea_popescu: o god almighty.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck keeps telling people enthusiasm matters. shut the fuck up and sit down, you're not helping. in fact, you're most of the problem. ☟︎
shinohai: I decided not to bet on that one, I mean there are people that *still* believe in paycon despite Garza being what he was.
mircea_popescu: obviously. i'm sure there's somewhere some people secretly waiting for neobee "brick and mortar stores" to come out of hiding.
mircea_popescu: http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/paycoin/ << $ 1,343 MARKET CAP!!11 ☟︎
assbot: Paycoin (PYC) price, charts, and info | Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations ... ( http://bit.ly/1ioVkRu )
mircea_popescu: 20 dollars guarantee!!11
shinohai: LOL at that mc now.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26750 @ 0.00073617 = 19.6925 BTC [-] {4}
shinohai: In that vein, TradeFortress is sure to give me back the coin I lost in coinlenders too.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279559 << i don't see any traces of lisp in this atrocity ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 14:41:47; mircea_popescu: it looks exactly like someone gutted lisp and replaced it with "easier to use" javascript.json
mircea_popescu: im still puzzled as to why all the eth derps imagine they're competing with bitcoin, quoting all sorts of bitcoin news etc, when it's quite clear they're trying to eat the ever shrinking ripple pie.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279561 << holy fuck ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 14:46:16; mircea_popescu: http://forum.ethereum.org/discussion/3512/cant-compile-a-contract << meanwhile the "contract compiler" segfaults. and stuff. srsly, i need a "contract compiler" written in fucking cpp to spit out what's obviously parsed output ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it suddenly makes sense when you realize that they are not competing with bitcoin, but with 'bitcoin'
mircea_popescu: oh.
mircea_popescu: but that'd be dogecoin
asciilifeform: as in, the thing usg universities, 'ngo' complex, etc. finance.
mircea_popescu: right.
asciilifeform: nah dogecoin is the u.s. dept. of reddit's version.
mircea_popescu: technologically urbit, managerially dogecoin, practically ripple.
asciilifeform: these are (hard as it may be to believe) separate ministries
asciilifeform: aha.
mircea_popescu: and within not so long, the only people left standing will have a very strong "opentransactions" flavour to it
mircea_popescu: (which is pure necrodearia style insanity-on-a-stick, for the people who haven
mircea_popescu: 't been watching the show back in 2012ish)
asciilifeform: the other thing is, i was briefly astonished at how broken the thing is, but then remembered an old mircea_popescu lemma which leads to 'it must necessarily be broken' - i haven't the link handy, but this was an article where 'usg dare not safely use a working bitcoin or even similar item, because it will begin to warp around it'
mircea_popescu: there's very faint traces of usg in all of this.
shinohai: meanwhile, thank you asciilifeform for giving us a bitcoind that isn't a horribly bloated p.o.s.
mircea_popescu: mostly because warm soup at maryland, but that's limited.
asciilifeform: shinohai: l0l it wasn't just my doing
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the soup at md was poured by nsf (a good $2M worth iirc, straight from the crown)
asciilifeform: and that's merely the first parcel.
mircea_popescu: 2mn is not enough to take a piss.
asciilifeform: it is an appetizer. pays for two profs and a stable of arsewipes
mircea_popescu: yes, but the stable gets $20 a head.
asciilifeform: one of these days i'ma walk over to their sweatshop & count'em
asciilifeform: (yes, presently anybody can just waltz in)
mircea_popescu: or send pet.
asciilifeform: or.
mircea_popescu: she can pretend she's wymyn in tech, interested in ethereum for glory.
mircea_popescu: see what happens
mircea_popescu: (i do this sort of thing ALLLLL the time.)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00073611 = 7.2139 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279498 << i never quite understood why this has not happened yet in usa ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 14:16:03; assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 11:24:12; punkman: http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/7967908e-5ded-11e5-9846-de406ccb37f2.html "The assumption is that if a central bank introduced negative interest rates — a radical move that would effectively amount to a charge on holding money — people would convert deposits into cash. But abolishing cash would remove that option. "
asciilifeform: popular explanations range from 'nah they can't ban it, with what will we pay the mexican strawberry pickers' to 'it will come any day now'
mircea_popescu: us cash is banned anyway.
mircea_popescu: think for a second : your largest bill is worth ~80 euros.
mircea_popescu: the eu still has 500 euro bills, which are about as useful as argentine 100 pesos.
mircea_popescu: for a functioning cash economy you'd need 10k bills.
mircea_popescu: stuff with two digits should be reminted as coins.
asciilifeform: this will come.
asciilifeform: as per zimbabwe.
mircea_popescu: "no inflation for a century" ==> "time to cut two zeros off the currency"
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: as the ruble, under hruschev
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23050 @ 0.00073494 = 16.9404 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: back to u.s. cash, i suspect that it remains a thing at least partly due to ease of extrajudicial confiscation
mircea_popescu: prolly.
mircea_popescu: nobody that you know paid in cash for a house or even a car. think about that. what cash ?
mircea_popescu: twenty years ago you COULD NOT buy a house in romania other than for cash. no matter what.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in usa, if you are so much as seen publicly with a bag of cash big enough for a car (much less a house) - immediate jail, unless you have an alibi
mircea_popescu: so then what "will".
asciilifeform: and if you ~do~ have a 'good reason', you might still be dekulakized
mircea_popescu: it's banned.
asciilifeform: ah the 'will' is per 'shave two zeros'
mircea_popescu: the only incentive to do that is the loss of face over having to print wider bills to accomodate the increase in digits.
mircea_popescu: as the us is not printing new bills, the incentive is not present.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i also suspect that one of the drivers of usg interest in demented pseudo-bitcoin contraptions ('permissioned blockchain technology!') is that these folks dream of a hybrid bulldog-rhinoceros, 'best of both', where usg can electronically steal everything you have, but without any bureaucratic snags - it will look precisely like a voluntary donation, from a mathematical standpoint
mircea_popescu: i doubt anyone thinks this far ahead.
mircea_popescu: so far it's more like a "pack of wild dogs invaded your living room ? quick, drop some squaky toys on the floor!11"
mircea_popescu: "we'll figure it out later..."
mircea_popescu: so since i'm now looking at the table of "crypto currencies", as if that's a thing now (hey, why not you know, alternate centers of gravity - why not!!1), here's a table :
mircea_popescu: #Name"MKT CAP"unit priceM3Trade volumeChange
mircea_popescu: 1 Bitcoin $ 3,380,982,278 $ 231.09 14,630,650 BTC $ 14,104,800 -1.02 %
mircea_popescu: 2 Ripple $ 242,349,655 $ 0.007460 32,488,247,336 XRP $ 614,620 -0.87 %
mircea_popescu: 3 Litecoin $ 121,542,198 $ 2.87 42,357,610 LTC $ 811,946 -3.64 %
mircea_popescu: 4 Ethereum $ 61,476,700 $ 0.838699 73,300,075 ETH $ 426,907 -1.99 %
mircea_popescu: 5 BitShares $ 14,993,647 $ 0.005969 2,511,953,117 BTS $ 468,786 12.20 %
mircea_popescu: someone fucking explain to me what is the MEANING of "quarter billion mkt cap" over half a million trade volume.
mircea_popescu: in what sense does this make sense ? you don't even need to have finance experience to notice this nonsense.
asciilifeform: idk, how does 3B with 14M volume make sense ?
mircea_popescu: leaving aside "what the fuck is bitshares" etc.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it doesn't.
asciilifeform: no shit
asciilifeform: see also http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-07-2014#742046 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 03-07-2014 17:34:41; asciilifeform: overfulfilled. In any case, sixty-two millions was no nearer the truth than fifty-seven millions, or than 145 millions. Very likely no boots had been produced at all. Likelier still, nobody knew how many had been produced, much less cared. All one knew was that every quarter astronomical numbers of boots were produced on paper, while perhaps half the population of Oceania went barefoot.'
asciilifeform: there is this.
asciilifeform: but also, unless i catastrophically misunderstand, 'market cap' is a pseudoscientific measure to begin with.
mircea_popescu: General Motors Company (GM). volume : 17,957,300 (3 mo avg) , 1.58 Bn outstanding.
asciilifeform: it is possible that, e.g., 'market cap' for rembrandt canvases is $3B but this year's trading volume is $0
mircea_popescu: so bitcoin is pushing it with its 0.005. but this 0.001 bs...
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform "possible" in what alt-universe ?
asciilifeform: if none had changed hands ?
asciilifeform: in the time period under consideration
mircea_popescu: dividing the mkt cap by the mkt volume roughly yields the "empty hopes" factor. ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33100 @ 0.00074329 = 24.6029 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: why would that be the case, the less liquid a market is the more hope driven it is.
mircea_popescu: anyway, to sum up : mkt cap / mkt volume factors. bitcoin 0.004171805 ; ripple 0.002536088 ; ltc 0.006680363 ; 0.006944208 ; "bitshares" 0.031265642 ; general motors, 0.01136538
mircea_popescu: or if you don't like gm, apple is 59,026,600/5.70 bn = 0.010355544
asciilifeform: how about physical gold ?
mircea_popescu: that's too cooked.
asciilifeform: suspected as much
mircea_popescu: but if you'd prefer minerals, how about shell. 1,583,440 / 3.16bn = 0.000501089
mircea_popescu: (rds-b)
pete_dushenski: jpm : 16,534,400 / 3.70 bn = 0.00446875675676
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54158 @ 0.00073959 = 40.0547 BTC [-] {5}
mircea_popescu: eh jpm.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279569 << was augur fussing about bitbet ? i musta missed this and just figured they'd pretend like bb/mpex were never invented ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 14:50:33; mircea_popescu: i also can't believe the butthurt "augur" people that kept derping on reddit about how mean bitbet is actually are built atop this shit and somehow still expect anyone to take them seriously.
mircea_popescu: anyway, berkshire's 297/811760 = 0.000365872, better example in that vein
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279575 << you!!1 >> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=24-08-2015#1250344 ☝︎☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 14:54:39; mircea_popescu: who the fuck keeps telling people enthusiasm matters. shut the fuck up and sit down, you're not helping. in fact, you're most of the problem.
assbot: Logged on 24-08-2015 17:51:38; mircea_popescu: because enthusiasm beats anything else nine times out of seven.
mircea_popescu: damn.
mircea_popescu: wait, i call scamminigans.
mircea_popescu: i was discussing women and blowjobs wasn't i.
pete_dushenski: my guess is bois thought that gender equality meant that they could be enthusiastic too
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/BitShares/comments/3js068/is_this_a_dream/ << o brother, the traders.
assbot: Is this a dream? : BitShares ... ( http://bit.ly/1KXOzmC )
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski they could! IF THEY WERE SUCKING COCK.
mircea_popescu: o wait. they also think wrinkly old usgfag qualifies huh.
mircea_popescu: jesus.
pete_dushenski: discrimination
deedbot-: [BitBet Bets Bets] 12.10078888 BTC on 'No' - The ETH scam won't see 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1199/the-eth-scam-wont-see-2016/#b13
mircea_popescu: anyway, "bitshares" turns out to be yet another bitbet-killer
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45595 @ 0.00074465 = 33.9523 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: it's a wonder that shit site's still around.
mircea_popescu: "BTS's consensus algorithm is DPOS, which is roughly that stakeholders vote on a relatively small set of block validators (~100). All stakeholders care about is "sufficient" decentralization - block validators are quick to replace. These validators can be high-performance servers."
mircea_popescu: "I read about interest on bitAssets. Tell me more!
mircea_popescu: If you tumbled over the term interest, you probably read an outdated posted. Sorry to tell you but there is no interest on your bitUSD ... for legal reasons ... thus the community decided to call it a yield :-). That yield is payed out every time you transfer bitUSD (that are older than 24h). This effectively is an interest, but has an other name. Check out the our info graphic about is:"
mircea_popescu: sigh
pete_dushenski: i remember way back when bitshares was a new thing, all the local kidz (some of whom were twice my age) jumping aboard and mining and trying to swindle me into it ☟︎
pete_dushenski: it was 2013's Great New Thing
pete_dushenski: 'ground floor' kinda stuff
mircea_popescu: dude that eth bet's a killer lol
pete_dushenski: tip o' the cap to whoever drafted it up
pete_dushenski: 'etc' notwithstanding
mircea_popescu: i suspect it was a deliberate jab
mircea_popescu: etc is an actual eth thing.
pete_dushenski: what's the relation between eth and etc ?
pete_dushenski: "Ethercoins are redeemable for Ether on a 1:1 basis."
pete_dushenski: "Please Note: We are in no way affiliated with the Official Ethereum project."
pete_dushenski: ^from ethercoin website
mircea_popescu: also above in log.
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279519 << aha ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 14:26:49; punkman: "Ethercoin is a proof-of-stake blockchain with a fixed supply of coins provably backed by REAL ethers purchased from the Ethereum sale"
pete_dushenski: still makes no goddam sense but w/e
pete_dushenski: lol
pete_dushenski: "President Barack Obama nominated Eric Fanning to become the next secretary of the Army, the White House said, paving the way for the first openly gay leader of a military service branch in U.S. history."
mircea_popescu: http://www.pasadenastarnews.com/business/20150915/arcadia-based-company-under-investigation-councilmans-connections-under-scrutiny
assbot: Arcadia-based company under investigation, councilman’s connections under scrutiny ... ( http://bit.ly/1WaoX7X )
mircea_popescu: bwahahaha
mircea_popescu: the company ? which the guy called "a major breakthrough in finance" ?
mircea_popescu: GEMCOIN
mircea_popescu: i thought azn ppl were supposed to be throwing the curve.
mircea_popescu: "Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson has joined forces with a cryptocurrency firm to bring bitcoin ATMs to Las Vegas. The deal with Conexus and Bitcoin Direct is believed to be the first celebrity partnership in the bitcoin industry."
mircea_popescu: awww, twinklefenton's gonna be butt-hurt ? again
pete_dushenski: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/135778037437.png << link from http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1108 goes straight to mpex.ws
assbot: MPEx, the Bitcoin securities exchange. ... ( http://bit.ly/1KXQffY )
pete_dushenski: there are probably a raft of 'polimedia' links on loper that do the same.
mircea_popescu: old chan thing that meanwhilke died.
mircea_popescu: hahahaha australia, that shithole where canaries are illegal ? lmao.
mircea_popescu: https://np.reddit.com/r/primecoin/comments/3lg17m/if_primecoin_becomes_international_transferring/
assbot: If Primecoin becomes international transferring instrument, the price versus USD will potentially hit 1,000! : primecoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1Waptmp )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00075242 = 5.2669 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00075242 = 8.2014 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "CoinTelegraph Media Group is the largest international cryptocurrency-related marketing and advertising agency in the world. Our Ad opportunities provide our clients with wide-reaching penetration into the cryptocurrency-oriented community."
mircea_popescu: !up crescendo
mircea_popescu: and in retrospective lulz, murdoch paid 5bn for dow jones in 2008. last summer ft sold (to nikkei) for 1.change bn.
mircea_popescu: the only question being wtf were the japs thinking.
mircea_popescu: it does maybe 20mn profit over half bn revenue. which half bn revenue dropped 80% over the decade and will drop 90% over the next decade.
pete_dushenski: japs were thinking 'not my bezzlars, don't care where they come from or where they're going, just that they're active rather than passive'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 76549 @ 0.00075305 = 57.6452 BTC [+] {4}
pete_dushenski: "General Motors admitted wrongdoing and will pay a $900-million penalty, but will avoid federal prosecution for its mishandling of an ignition-switch defect in some of its older cars." << even 'chosen ones' have to pay their tithes/baksheesh.
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ivananucar.jpg << the competition for 'best troll name' intensifies. this, from a local car dealer.
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell Pierre_Rochard http://www.loper-os.org/?p=69 << "Employers much prefer that workers be fungible, rather than maximally productive."
assbot: Loper OS » Where Lisp Fails: at Turning People into Fungible Cogs. ... ( http://bit.ly/1NDt8Gj )
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: "Many economists believe that balance sheet losses are irrelevant for a central bank, so they should play no role in policy."
mircea_popescu: ahjahahaha
mircea_popescu: win.
pete_dushenski: this is precisely what i mean by 'economists' of which noah smith is a prime example
pete_dushenski: 'many economist believe that inflation doesn't erode your savings'
pete_dushenski: sure, why not.
pete_dushenski: it's the most meaningless source in the universe for a journalist to cite
pete_dushenski: how many 'economists' exist ? tens of thousands ?
pete_dushenski: so 100 of them is 'many'
mircea_popescu: clearly they're shopping for many economists the same place gavin did
mircea_popescu: which may or may not be related to the toilet.
pete_dushenski: at walmart
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 104950 @ 0.00075475 = 79.211 BTC [+] {6}
pete_dushenski: bbias
mircea_popescu: http://heidiroizen.tumblr.com/post/118473647305/how-to-build-a-unicorn-from-scratch-and-walk
assbot: Operating Partner, DFJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1MiUU9z )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37800 @ 0.00075223 = 28.4343 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: roizen is actually one of those actual women in, well, not tech, but anyway.
ben_vulpes pours out a drink for the memory of trinque in town
ben_vulpes: good morning, assett
ben_vulpes: assets*
mircea_popescu: "In the deal, Hooli would invest $200 million for equity while in return the two companies would enter into a business development agreement on the side in which Pied Piper guarantees to spend that money in a massive consumer campaign on Hooli’s ad platform." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: aka, graham's yahoo advertising ponzi scheme.
ben_vulpes: this is relevant to a question i've been mulling of late. say a new client shows up at my door, and i like their shit so much i want to buy a chunk of it. how would i navigate both owning a chunk of the new company and also my consulting company that would be building large swathes of the product? seems a bit ethically and incentive-alignmently fraught.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35962 @ 0.0007542 = 27.1225 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: the only problem with it is that it's a profession, and you don't have a clue how it works.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.00075612 = 15.1224 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7600 @ 0.00075149 = 5.7113 BTC [-] {2}
pete_dushenski off for a haircut and some exercise (fear not, the jewfro will survive)
ben_vulpes doesn't understand anything about how the world works
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8143 @ 0.00075683 = 6.1629 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12150 @ 0.00075683 = 9.1955 BTC [+]
mats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gweDBQ-9LuQ
assbot: The Perl Jam: Exploiting a 20 Year-old Vulnerability [31c3] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lp8Obx )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27800 @ 0.00075377 = 20.9548 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57100 @ 0.00074793 = 42.7068 BTC [-] {3}
asciilifeform opens crate, says to pet, 'wanna learn some galois theory?' -- pet: 'not unless it will teach me how to die with honour in duel !'
mircea_popescu: o.O
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54027 @ 0.00073781 = 39.8617 BTC [-] {5}
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279776 << this is about a tv series, 'silicon valley', which is a merciless parody of the whole idiot culture and actually worth seeing ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 17:06:23; mircea_popescu: "In the deal, Hooli would invest $200 million for equity while in return the two companies would enter into a business development agreement on the side in which Pied Piper guarantees to spend that money in a massive consumer campaign on Hooli’s ad platform."
mircea_popescu: im writing it up as we speak.
asciilifeform barely watches film at all these days, but saw all of 'silicon..', at the instigation of phriendz, and l0lled
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10050 @ 0.00073334 = 7.3701 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15661 @ 0.00073704 = 11.5428 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: in other news, trilema article i been working for the past coupla hours now stands at 7.5k words
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3482 @ 0.00074621 = 2.5983 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Sweet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24650 @ 0.00073852 = 18.2045 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42000 @ 0.00073658 = 30.9364 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19750 @ 0.00073594 = 14.5348 BTC [-] {2}
ag3nt_zer0: happy saturday all
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24000 @ 0.00073374 = 17.6098 BTC [-] {4}
ag3nt_zer0: watching this great horror film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHyvRHrYYBA
assbot: Indoctrinate U - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1gBi9A4 )
ag3nt_zer0: "An investigation of how political correctness has impinged on freedom of speech and intellectual diversity on college campuses."
shinohai: o/ ag3nt_zer0
ag3nt_zer0: same topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph5LdzBE1V4 if anyones interested I like watching this kid fight
assbot: Ben Shapiro on indoctrination of America's youth in universities - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1OmafJz )
ag3nt_zer0: yo shinohai, how goes it?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87641 @ 0.00073348 = 64.2829 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32750 @ 0.00073326 = 24.0143 BTC [-] {2}
mats: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/09/16/440667030/another-government-shutdown-looms-at-the-end-of-the-month
assbot: Another Government Shutdown Looms At The End Of The Month : The Two-Way : NPR ... ( http://bit.ly/1OmbmJl )
shinohai: not bad ag3nt_zer0 having a glass or 8 of wine and you?
ag3nt_zer0: shinohai: just watching that indoctrinate U movie haha
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279578 <<< nah, that's the first paycoin, this is garza's paycoin (was also first! ignore the 2 in the url) http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/paycoin2/ still, may as well be $1000 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 15:00:17; mircea_popescu: http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/paycoin/ << $ 1,343 MARKET CAP!!11
assbot: PayCoin (XPY) price, charts, and info | Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations ... ( http://bit.ly/1OmbSqL )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40850 @ 0.00073322 = 29.952 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: oic.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20122 @ 0.0007331 = 14.7514 BTC [-]
deedbot-: [Trilema] You know what gets no airplay ? Unflattering truth. - http://trilema.com/2015/you-know-what-gets-no-airplay-unflattering-truth/ ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31354 @ 0.00074518 = 23.3644 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41800 @ 0.00074133 = 30.9876 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26000 @ 0.00074559 = 19.3853 BTC [+]
shinohai: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1184053.msg12466995;boardseen#new <<< keks
assbot: need someone familiar with finite field arithmetic to write whitepaper ... ( http://bit.ly/1FmZEv1 )
shinohai: tl;dr I don't know this shit but it is critical to get people to adopt my scamcoin. SO help plox, thx bye.
mircea_popescu: ;pr
mircea_popescu: prolly tring to do rijndael something or the other
shinohai: btw excellent trilema post mircea_popescu. I don't have the greatest understanding of such things but that certainly makes sense.
mircea_popescu: *thumbsup*
shinohai: It's easy to see in comparison why most new ventures fail nowadays.
pete_dushenski: http://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/city/food/216541-searching-for-the-grey-market-foods-of-nyc << mimolette, salmiakki, betel nut, fujianese rice wine, and sassafras ☟︎☟︎
assbot: Searching for the "grey market" foods of New York City — Hopes&Fears — flow "Food" ... ( http://bit.ly/1YpbhIn )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39150 @ 0.00074624 = 29.2153 BTC [+] {2}
phf: http://www.wired.com/2015/09/amazon-tablet-casio-calculator/ << "the pricey calculator" section about new casio s100, which costs $220, about as much ebay hp-16c, but otherwise is a piece of shit ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1YpdR17 )
shinohai: Tablets are shit too, imho phf
phf: that goes without saying
phf: i wouldn't have posted otherwise, but for the recent calculator discussions. all the talk about "limited edition retro appeal" in stark contrast to b-a considerations
shinohai: b-a has the brightest minds in bitcoin finance, yet I never hear anyone here hawking the latest hardware.
shinohai: https://i.imgur.com/7EgfHNf.jpg <<<dem shoulders though :/
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1QPDO4W )
mircea_popescu: they just did. casio ftw!
mircea_popescu: shit, i want two.
shinohai: To all reading the b-a logs: I wish to compile a list of realbitcoin nodes so if you have one I can list feel free to ping.
mircea_popescu: which do you have so far ?
shinohai: I got ascii's I think and danielpbarron 's
shinohai: I don't necessarily have to make them public, just wanted to put them somewhere so I could connect if need be.
phf: asciilifeform: phf: they all have fuckin' ~huge~ binaries so far as i'm concerned << i don't think i was too picky at the time, i.e. cmucl dumps 20mb images, and my main concern was audio latency anyway. oh i also used mlkit for that reason, it uses a combination of frame based memory management and gc, so you can have realtime guarantees. ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17250 @ 0.00073936 = 12.754 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: shinohai 188.68.240.159 is also on
phf: never the less later that was reason why i looked at ocaml, with some flags and afair abandonment of all stdlib packages, you can get it to produce binaries in the low 100kb range. entirely useless. ☟︎
shinohai: thx will add that, need to write a simple script that can show which are on/off etc
phf: if b-a was a 1912 revolutionary clique, pete would be a hotheaded guy with a nagant, shooting up chandelier to announce our arrival. "comrade mats was questioning comrade lenin's communique, so i gave him nagant to the gut." ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279839 << i thought betel was banned in usa? or was that khat ? ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 21:56:32; pete_dushenski: http://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/city/food/216541-searching-for-the-grey-market-foods-of-nyc << mimolette, salmiakki, betel nut, fujianese rice wine, and sassafras
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36050 @ 0.00074574 = 26.8839 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279842 << lulzy. for comparison, i picked up a (turned out, virginal (!!!)) ti-92plus for 25 usd. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 22:12:54; phf: http://www.wired.com/2015/09/amazon-tablet-casio-calculator/ << "the pricey calculator" section about new casio s100, which costs $220, about as much ebay hp-16c, but otherwise is a piece of shit
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279861 << l0l! aha. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 22:40:54; phf: if b-a was a 1912 revolutionary clique, pete would be a hotheaded guy with a nagant, shooting up chandelier to announce our arrival. "comrade mats was questioning comrade lenin's communique, so i gave him nagant to the gut."
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279859 << ever got mlton or smlnj, or mosml, to build glibc-less binaries ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 22:33:17; phf: never the less later that was reason why i looked at ocaml, with some flags and afair abandonment of all stdlib packages, you can get it to produce binaries in the low 100kb range. entirely useless.
asciilifeform: (standalone ones. i will not use the threaded code ones for anything)
asciilifeform: static or nada.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279856 << frame-based ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 22:32:40; phf: asciilifeform: phf: they all have fuckin' ~huge~ binaries so far as i'm concerned << i don't think i was too picky at the time, i.e. cmucl dumps 20mb images, and my main concern was audio latency anyway. oh i also used mlkit for that reason, it uses a combination of frame based memory management and gc, so you can have realtime guarantees.
phf: i think it's actually called region-based memory management
phf: also no re glibc-less binaries
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279839 << i just came out of a shop near dc, it sold that same mimolette (as far as naked eye could tell) ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 21:56:32; pete_dushenski: http://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/city/food/216541-searching-for-the-grey-market-foods-of-nyc << mimolette, salmiakki, betel nut, fujianese rice wine, and sassafras
phf: presumably it's either glibc and small binaries or no glibc and the entire stdlib attached to the thing. ocaml at least doesn't do any sort of "tree shaking" ☟︎
phf: *didn't
phf: have you already dropped ocaml from your evaluation based on that article you posted couple of days ago? ☟︎
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279708 <<< was it not something like protoshares then bit X and proto X and about 5 other incarnations prior to it being bitshares? ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 15:58:44; pete_dushenski: i remember way back when bitshares was a new thing, all the local kidz (some of whom were twice my age) jumping aboard and mining and trying to swindle me into it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21027 @ 0.00074622 = 15.6908 BTC [+] {3}
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279827 <<< this was a great sunday morning read ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 20:52:53; deedbot-: [Trilema] You know what gets no airplay ? Unflattering truth. - http://trilema.com/2015/you-know-what-gets-no-airplay-unflattering-truth/
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279881 << i fucking hate single-vendor items ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 22:57:48; phf: have you already dropped ocaml from your evaluation based on that article you posted couple of days ago?
cazalla: http://www.jewocity.com/blog/13-female-footballers-removed-from-federation-internationale-de-football-association-16-following-ncaa-warning/71799 "Athletes are paid in ‘an education, ‘ the only currency more hard to spend than bitcoin”, Oliver joked"
assbot: 13 female footballers removed from Federation Internationale de Football Association 16 following NCAA warning | Jewocity.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1MjkJGB )
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279879 << actually as far as i can tell it is ~worse~. the 'small binaries' are bytecode-compiled that runs SLOW AS FUCK ~and~ REQUIRED RUNTIME INSTALLED ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 22:55:01; phf: presumably it's either glibc and small binaries or no glibc and the entire stdlib attached to the thing. ocaml at least doesn't do any sort of "tree shaking"
asciilifeform: the 'large binaries' are a 200kB helloworld ~and~ dynamically link libc.
asciilifeform: and what the fuck do people smoke that makes them release a compiler without tree shaking?
asciilifeform: what do we need the dead code for ???
asciilifeform: i just don't get it.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35450 @ 0.00074862 = 26.5386 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19887 @ 0.00073781 = 14.6728 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36800 @ 0.00074078 = 27.2607 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35700 @ 0.00074312 = 26.5294 BTC [+]
cazalla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMQxhBN-gUk lol ☟︎
assbot: The Truth Behind AbbyBitcoin - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1KtsgPp ) ☟︎
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279882 << 'protoshares' rings a bell, now that you mention it. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 23:00:00; cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279708 <<< was it not something like protoshares then bit X and proto X and about 5 other incarnations prior to it being bitshares?
cazalla: http://www.coindesk.com/london-photographer-embarks-on-bitcoin-only-challenge/ gg coindesk promoting scams ha
assbot: London Photographer Embarks on Bitcoin-Only Challenge ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ktsjuz )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26906 @ 0.00074312 = 19.9944 BTC [+]
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-09-2015#1279901 << 'he found me in a mental hospital' ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 19-09-2015 23:47:30; cazalla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMQxhBN-gUk lol
pete_dushenski: yikes.
pete_dushenski: !s abbybitcoin
assbot: 0 results for 'abbybitcoin' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=abbybitcoin
pete_dushenski: figured as much