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mircea_popescu: btw, the vomit thing actually happened. girl had to eat catfood, out of bowl, no hands. long hair, one hair ended up in there, she had to eat it, it made her puke, she had to eat that, which she did. one strange half hour.
gabriel_laddel: Har, remembering: Girl tells me she wants to crowdfund art. I link to trilema.com/what-is-art? She never responds.
asciilifeform: one memorable scene. germans waste a village, shown in glorious detail (complete with barns nailed shut, set alight, etc, etc). on their way out, get ambushed and mowed down. including their hot chick nurse, but she's not entirely dead. hero (boy) walks along and finds this. takes a look at the chick, who is bleeding and looking seductively at him. then he sees bandage pack on ground. decides to bandage broken stock of his rif
asciilifeform has the utmost difficulty picturing a female nazi other than proverbial 'ilsa, she-wolf of auschwitz'
thestringpuller: an no she-devil at home to suck his life force away
thestringpuller: she's cute lol
cazalla: undata: my gf tells me I talk about code in my sleep, so what's the difference <<< while asleep, i would chuck my pillow into the baby's crib, grab the beside lamp and bring it in the bed, wake up screaming to call an ambulance, shit like that, she doesn't really miss my sleeping in otherside of the house
mircea_popescu: tell her i said she should finger your butthole when you do that.
mircea_popescu: if she starts doing evil shit like forwarding messages from obama, it'll look like obama: hey dudes, i smoke the c0k! to us,
decimation: ascii_modem: maybe she meant your lisp machine?
kakobrekla: she prolly had the option to leave it there
mircea_popescu: which is kind-of why the woman was so appaled when she discovered shit-for-brains niggerdongs was actually spying on her fucking phone. it's roughly the insolence of a poodle biting a bulldog.
mircea_popescu: "I want to know how this scamming company are finding out the reservation numbers, the dates, the contact details, there's a lot of private information there," she said.
decimation: no she's too busy whining about b-a on tard's news
mircea_popescu: Bloke sitting at the bar when a woman comes in and sits on the stool next to him, he buys her a drink and asks her name. "Carmen" she says "Because I like Cars and Men, whats your name?" "Charlie Beer-Cunt"
mircea_popescu: http://oglaf.com/hotbuttons/ ahahaha jesus she's been on a roll
ben_vulpes: if you don't say anything now she's going to take it as tacit agreement.
cazalla: all this drama is on account of one of her friends currently en route to ussa and her crying that she has a kid, can't do shit atm
mircea_popescu: she basically looked like a melatonious lion.
ben_vulpes: follow BingoBoingo's link? read logs? i don't know that she did/does either.
decimation: otherwise, we are to believe that she trolls low-rated HN stories?
decimation: if she actually 'is disgusted with irc', why would she continue to read the logs and follow bingo's link?
decimation: I guess we know what she thinks about her customers
ben_vulpes: "seriously advocate for slavery" << gosh, respect a woman's right to live in whatever kind of sin she wants!
mircea_popescu: holy shit, she should hire herself.
Vexual: i had a tranny work my drft car. promptly borked it and she got cross
decimation: she was a dev?
jurov looked twice "she's tranny? or no?"
Vexual: she wanted me to say i was charging her rent
thestringpuller: so apparently she manages this: http://500.co/
mircea_popescu: she was if i recall some gofer/"product manager" for google is all.
mircea_popescu: then allovasudden she's held at gunpoint!
mircea_popescu: to deliver before 15 a girl has to start fucking just about at the time she starts bleeding
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF | DOWN TO GET THAT DICK DTFNE1 down to fuck any 1. She's DTF, She wants my dick in or around her mouth! - SuperBad. by KENDALL L January 01, 2008.
mircea_popescu: + i accidentally sent asciilifeform's line about 2nd code and pots to some chick i'm talking with on the side. she's new and was just probing as to what's in principle required of new chicks.
cazalla: without thinking of cultural sensitivity, i say i'm not drinking that shit, she was most offended lol
mircea_popescu: she's concerned.
mircea_popescu: <mats> i get the impression that most americans accept as fact that torture is ineffective << for sure. do you know what else they accept ? that "free markets don't work" and that "socialism is democracy" and all sorts of similar things. do you know why they accept them ? because they want to believe. 16 yo 7/10 valley girl also believes she's "beautiful" and that "she really has a chance". why wouldn't she, as far as
mircea_popescu: demi bouteille of that an' she's giggling like god meant woman to giggle.
mircea_popescu: cazalla she's brunette now.
mircea_popescu: (and fwiw, the notion that a young woman won't readily bare herself on request strikes me more like a quaint anachronism of the islamic world & western colonies than anything. of course she would.)
cazalla: BingoBoingo, "When the woman tried to drive around them, the suspects reportedly pulled out a firearm, so she stopped the car." the fuck? run em down!
BingoBoingo: I thought she spelled her nick pikachu as in the pokemon
mircea_popescu: ask some chick if she wants to get laid ? o but... not meta enough!
pete_dushenski: then see how "big boned" she really is
undata: same chick threatened me with airborne ebola once; I didn't bother to find out whether she was serious
decimation: is a child powerful if she pulls a lever to demolish a building?
mircea_popescu: da fuck you care whether she can do heisenberg matrix calc in her head or not, really.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: try this with one of your pets. tell her 'waveguide motor' and see if she is able to draw one that could, in principle, function. or at least say what such a thing would be.
mircea_popescu: if she's advanced enough that she stops shitting
mircea_popescu: no us citizen alive today is willing to sucker punch the wife if she talks back
mircea_popescu: take woman with cock in her mouth. she's there because "the guy really respects her" right ? and "he has a great sense of humor" right ?
mircea_popescu: dude this is like saying guy has to "subjugate" woman, as she needs nothing etc.
BingoBoingo: “Excuse me…” at that moment when the new nurse looked up from changing a bed pan, “Doctor Fritz!” Shannon yelled in amazement. “No it’s Nurse Charlie tonight,” he responded before she could question any further.
mircea_popescu: Lindsay Holland, assistant director, received $160k + $2,512. I have no idea what she's doing, other than writing press releases, uploading conference videos to YouTube and giving interviews about how she's paid in Bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: total ocd case, she'd actually pluck her hairs by hand, braid them in threes then braid the results and on it went.
mircea_popescu: jurov i used to know this chick that wore a bracelet she made out of her pubic hair.
mircea_popescu: NOW, the faster she runs, the less of a woman she is. objectively. how do you get out of that shit.
mircea_popescu: spitting fucking image, she could have sucked cock off via flaminia sixteen centuries ago, only her hair'd be different.
mircea_popescu: anyway, it's incredible how much bellucci looks like an italian matron as she ages.
mircea_popescu: o yeah she was one of the brides huh
hanbot: in that case, i suppose she rapes a baby.
hanbot: mircea_popescu she wasn't raped in coppola's dracula, ftr.
mircea_popescu: (who, incidentally, only does movies if she's raped in them, for some reason. perhaps with the exception of that one where she kills herself at dinner with her ex.)
adlai: Alice wants to pay Bob a bitcoin. She has one address with 2btc, so she creates a transaction sending bob one bitcoin, and one bitcoin change back to her own address. it's trivial to tell which bitcoin is alice's, and which is bob's.
mircea_popescu: unless you're peron, she's gonna be a waitress.
mircea_popescu: she carved him a new set of gills, yet guy won't file a complaint.
RagnarDanneskjol: yea -she was the only killer empress I could recall
mircea_popescu: "She then had Concubine Qi's limbs chopped off, blinded her by gouging out her eyes, cut off her tongue and locked her in the latrine, and called her a "Human Swine" (人彘). Several days after, Emperor Hui saw the "Human Swine", and after realising that it who the "Human Swine" was, the emperor was so sick of his mother's cruelty that he virtually relinquished his authority and indulged in carnal pleasures."
mircea_popescu: so she could take a shit on her.
bagels7: but I doubt I will be falling asleep on some guys mattress while he brings a girl over and she robs me the 5 minutes he is gone. I had my phone beside me waiting for a call
bagels7 looks at the ashes fall on nubbins art as she passes him the fatty
mircea_popescu: imagine she got them in a war with her own ugliness, then they're just as respectable as w/e scars you might get fighting for isis.
mircea_popescu: (she can also fuck standing, but i repeat myself)
mircea_popescu: saifedean if she's 1.80 or above she can wear heels so she can look you in the eye.
nubbins`: "she's not a ladder" lelelelelelel
saifedean: i don't find height to be important for women, she's not a ladder... what matters most is the hip-to-waist ration, followed by the size of the breasts and lips... the rest is details
fluffypony: well that's the thing, she didn't know better
fluffypony: the BCEA says that she's an employee even without a contract
undata: if the boss has to check off every single decision she's going to make, why doesn't he just move her out of the way? at that point she's just a really slow intermediary
decimation: yeah she has an interesting post related to this point: http://rachelbythebay.com/w/2011/06/04/fireandforget/ << "When pressed for details, this individual thought for a while and then said that he expects such people to be "fire and forget". In other words, you send them off and they get stuff done."
asciilifeform: ink about how to get out of problems like that. Outside the poker table, consider any problem that starts with the words “So, I have been having a steamy secret affair with the wife of this violent mob boss, and now she...”'
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo why the heck is she involved, wasn't she doing finance ?
cazalla: bagels7, you don't have to be hot to be a gamer girl, just play games and talk to the nerds and they'll send you tips, example - http://www.twitch.tv/karmaah 565 viewers and she is ugly, Top Single Donation : Jamspr $750 Top Donator : Jared0x90 $2540 holy fuck if i was a girl i'd be on there playing pokemon for tips all day
asciilifeform: 'Of course, if the school ever found out that he had given Lissa his own password, it would be curtains for both of them as students, regardless of what she had used it for. School policy was that any interference with their means of monitoring students' computer use was grounds for disciplinary action. It didn't matter whether you did anything harmful—the offense was making it hard for the administrators to check on you. Th
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this "and then she lied about it" reminds me of a very particular thing that struck me a while back.
asciilifeform: 'She is accused of telling an undercover FBI agent that she could help facilitate sending somebody to join the ISIS fight in Syria, and she then lied to FBI agents about it.'
undata: mircea_popescu: er um, words. she said certain words that are apparently very dangerous
jurov: she did not starve into death nor hes exorbitant debts
bagels7: i worked harder than anyone in my class and people would just say im smart so its easy for me and not a bid deal. I was learning japanese because I wanted to go to japan. but my cousin decided to go 5 years later on a whim because well she had suport for every step in her life where as me her mom and my dad held me back. Im just not planning on curing ebola or anything anytime soon.
undata: every human shoves along every other human as he/she can; religion's not a special case of that
mircea_popescu: undata if i sent my spymaster there, and she operated without constraint and superhuman power to report,
mircea_popescu: well, she was either untrained or inept, but in any case a danger to herself an' others. and i knew her boss.
Vexual: she stole some crayons and stuff and the otto was a resounding success for year sto come
Vexual: lol she might as well be cazallas au pair
mircea_popescu: Vexual: remember, this lady prolly get free handbags and parties << not in romania, not really. she gets free $5 drinks. which... you know.
mircea_popescu: but this "in romania" discussion is entirely besides the point, not like she can't just as well do it in switzerland or luxemburg or w/e.
Vexual: she ends up with a better resume
cazalla: mats_cd03: 4:40:08 <+cazalla> ermagawd, missus gone for weekend, this raising a kid on your own shit is tiring, finally in bed and i can sit down << now you know why she hates you <<< what else would you have a woman do, designed to produce and raise children afterall
cazalla: nubbins`: cazalla she's not coming back <<< if only i were that lucky