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mircea_popescu: btw, the vomit thing actually happened. girl had to eat catfood, out of bowl, no hands. long hair, one hair ended up in there, 
she had to eat it, it made her puke, 
she had to eat that, which 
she did. one strange half hour.
 gabriel_laddel: Har, remembering: Girl tells me 
she wants to crowdfund art. I link to trilema.com/what-is-art? 
She never responds.
 cazalla: undata: my gf tells me I talk about code in my sleep, so what's the difference <<< while asleep, i would chuck my pillow into the baby's crib, grab the beside lamp and bring it in the bed, wake up screaming to call an ambulance, shit like that, 
she doesn't really miss my sleeping in otherside of the house
 mircea_popescu: tell her i said 
she should finger your butthole when you do that.
 mircea_popescu: if 
she starts doing evil shit like forwarding messages from obama, it'll look like obama: hey dudes, i smoke the c0k! to us,
 decimation: ascii_modem: maybe 
she meant your lisp machine?
 kakobrekla: 
she prolly had the option to leave it there
 mircea_popescu: which is kind-of why the woman was so appaled when 
she discovered shit-for-brains niggerdongs was actually spying on her fucking phone. it's roughly the insolence of a poodle biting a bulldog.
 mircea_popescu: "I want to know how this scamming company are finding out the reservation numbers, the dates, the contact details, there's a lot of private information there," 
she said.
 decimation: no 
she's too busy whining about b-a on tard's news
 mircea_popescu: Bloke sitting at the bar when a woman comes in and sits on the stool next to him, he buys her a drink and asks her name. "Carmen" 
she says "Because I like Cars and Men, whats your name?" "Charlie Beer-Cunt"
 ben_vulpes: if you don't say anything now 
she's going to take it as tacit agreement.
 cazalla: all this drama is on account of one of her friends currently en route to ussa and her crying that 
she has a kid, can't do shit atm
 ben_vulpes: follow BingoBoingo's link? read logs? i don't know that 
she did/does either.
 decimation: otherwise, we are to believe that 
she trolls low-rated HN stories?
 decimation: if 
she actually 'is disgusted with irc', why would 
she continue to read the logs and follow bingo's link?
 decimation: I guess we know what 
she thinks about her customers
 ben_vulpes: "seriously advocate for slavery" << gosh, respect a woman's right to live in whatever kind of sin 
she wants!
 Vexual: i had a tranny work my drft car. promptly borked it and 
she got cross
 jurov looked twice "
she's tranny? or no?"
 Vexual: 
she wanted me to say i was charging her rent
 mircea_popescu: 
she was if i recall some gofer/"product manager" for google is all.
 mircea_popescu: to deliver before 15 a girl has to start fucking just about at the time 
she starts bleeding
 mircea_popescu: + i accidentally sent asciilifeform's line about 2nd code and pots to some chick i'm talking with on the side. 
she's new and was just probing as to what's in principle required of new chicks.
 cazalla: without thinking of cultural sensitivity, i say i'm not drinking that shit, 
she was most offended lol
 mircea_popescu: <mats> i get the impression that most americans accept as fact that torture is ineffective << for sure. do you know what else they accept ? that "free markets don't work" and that "socialism is democracy" and all sorts of similar things. do you know why they accept them ? because they want to believe. 16 yo 7/10 valley girl also believes 
she's "beautiful" and that "
she really has a chance". why wouldn't 
she, as far as
 mircea_popescu: demi bouteille of that an' 
she's giggling like god meant woman to giggle.
 mircea_popescu: (and fwiw, the notion that a young woman won't readily bare herself on request strikes me more like a quaint anachronism of the islamic world & western colonies than anything. of course 
she would.)
 cazalla: BingoBoingo, "When the woman tried to drive around them, the suspects reportedly pulled out a firearm, so 
she stopped the car." the fuck? run em down!
 BingoBoingo: I thought 
she spelled her nick pikachu as in the pokemon
 mircea_popescu: ask some chick if 
she wants to get laid ? o but... not meta enough!
 undata: same chick threatened me with airborne ebola once; I didn't bother to find out whether 
she was serious
 decimation: is a child powerful if 
she pulls a lever to demolish a building?
 mircea_popescu: da fuck you care whether 
she can do heisenberg matrix calc in her head or not, really.
 mircea_popescu: no us citizen alive today is willing to sucker punch the wife if 
she talks back
 mircea_popescu: take woman with cock in her mouth. 
she's there because "the guy really respects her" right ? and "he has a great sense of humor" right ?
 mircea_popescu: dude this is like saying guy has to "subjugate" woman, as 
she needs nothing etc.
 BingoBoingo: Excuse me
 at that moment when the new nurse looked up from changing a bed pan, Doctor Fritz! Shannon yelled in amazement. No its Nurse Charlie tonight, he responded before 
she could question any further.
 mircea_popescu: Lindsay Holland, assistant director, received $160k + $2,512. I have no idea what 
she's doing, other than writing press releases, uploading conference videos to YouTube and giving interviews about how 
she's paid in Bitcoin.
 mircea_popescu: total ocd case, 
she'd actually pluck her hairs by hand, braid them in threes then braid the results and on it went.
 mircea_popescu: jurov i used to know this chick that wore a bracelet 
she made out of her pubic hair.
 mircea_popescu: NOW, the faster 
she runs, the less of a woman 
she is. objectively. how do you get out of that shit.
 mircea_popescu: spitting fucking image, 
she could have sucked cock off via flaminia sixteen centuries ago, only her hair'd be different.
 mircea_popescu: anyway, it's incredible how much bellucci looks like an italian matron as 
she ages.
 hanbot: in that case, i suppose 
she rapes a baby.
 hanbot: mircea_popescu 
she wasn't raped in coppola's dracula, ftr.
 mircea_popescu: (who, incidentally, only does movies if  
she's raped in them, for some reason. perhaps with the exception of that one where 
she kills herself at dinner with her ex.)
 adlai: Alice wants to pay Bob a bitcoin. 
She has one address with 2btc, so 
she creates a transaction sending bob one bitcoin, and one bitcoin change back to her own address. it's trivial to tell which bitcoin is alice's, and which is bob's.
 mircea_popescu: 
she carved him a new set of gills, yet guy won't file a complaint.
 mircea_popescu: "
She then had Concubine Qi's limbs chopped off, blinded her by gouging out her eyes, cut off her tongue and locked her in the latrine, and called her a "Human Swine" (人彘). Several days after, Emperor Hui saw the "Human Swine", and after realising that it who the "Human Swine" was, the emperor was so sick of his mother's cruelty that he virtually relinquished his authority and indulged in carnal pleasures."
 bagels7: but I doubt I will be falling asleep on some guys mattress while he brings a girl over and 
she robs me the 5 minutes he is gone. I had my phone beside me waiting for a call
 bagels7 looks at the ashes fall on nubbins art as 
she passes him the fatty
 mircea_popescu: imagine 
she got them in a war with her own ugliness, then they're just as respectable as w/e scars you might get fighting for isis.
 mircea_popescu: saifedean if 
she's 1.80 or above 
she can wear heels so 
she can look you in the eye.
 nubbins`: "
she's not a ladder" lelelelelelel
 saifedean: i don't find height to be important for women, 
she's not a ladder... what matters most is the hip-to-waist ration, followed by the size of the breasts and lips... the rest is details
 fluffypony: well that's the thing, 
she didn't know better
 fluffypony: the BCEA says that 
she's an employee even without a contract
 undata: if the boss has to check off every single decision 
she's going to make, why doesn't he just move her out of the way? at that point 
she's just a really slow intermediary
 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo why the heck is 
she involved, wasn't 
she doing finance ?
 cazalla: bagels7, you don't have to be hot to be a gamer girl, just play games and talk to the nerds and they'll send you tips, example - 
http://www.twitch.tv/karmaah 565 viewers and 
she is ugly, Top Single Donation : Jamspr $750   Top Donator : Jared0x90 $2540 holy fuck if i was a girl i'd be on there playing pokemon for tips all day
  mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this "and then 
she lied about it" reminds me of a very particular thing that struck me a while back.
 undata: mircea_popescu: er um, words. 
she said certain words that are apparently very dangerous
 jurov: 
she did not starve into death nor hes exorbitant debts
 bagels7: i worked harder than anyone in my class and people would just say im smart so its easy for me and not a bid deal. I was learning japanese because I wanted to go to japan. but my cousin decided to go 5 years later on a whim because well 
she had suport for every step in her life where as me her mom and my dad held me back. Im just not planning on curing ebola or anything anytime soon.
 undata: every human shoves along every other human as he/
she can; religion's not a special case of that
 mircea_popescu: undata if i sent my spymaster there, and 
she operated without constraint and superhuman power to report,
 mircea_popescu: well, 
she was either untrained or inept, but in any case a danger to herself an' others. and i knew her boss.
 Vexual: 
she stole some crayons and stuff and the otto was a resounding success for year sto come
 Vexual: lol 
she might as well be cazallas au pair
 mircea_popescu: Vexual: remember, this lady prolly get free handbags and parties << not in romania, not really. 
she gets free $5 drinks. which... you know.
 mircea_popescu: but this "in romania" discussion is entirely besides the point, not like 
she can't just as well do it in switzerland or luxemburg or w/e.
 Vexual: 
she ends up with a better resume
 cazalla: mats_cd03: 4:40:08 <+cazalla> ermagawd, missus gone for weekend, this raising a kid on your own shit is tiring, finally in bed and i can sit down << now you know why 
she hates you <<< what else would you have a woman do, designed to produce and raise children afterall
 cazalla: nubbins`: cazalla 
she's not coming back <<< if only i were that lucky