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asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-02-2016#1417106 << BingoBoingo you can buy the usg version of this idocy right now. eager ? ☝︎
ben_vulpes: tis a healthy wot of "fuck you usg" around here
phf: usg claims word ownership
mircea_popescu: meanwhile a gobag would be, i presume, on the basis of coverage of this shaun bridges proud representative of the usg in all its glory, the thing he was going to run off with
mircea_popescu: anyway, lulzy at the too-smart-by-half usg. OH WE CAPTURED GOBAG!!!11
assbot: Logged on 26-02-2016 19:10:20; asciilifeform: why would a pool even be ddosable. i thought they all used usgflare or whatnot.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-02-2016#1416145 << usgware is weaker than pressed shitboard. ☝︎
trinque: thus the fact that usg can compel any company to do anything for any reason loses the pretense of secrecy.
asciilifeform: why would a pool even be ddosable. i thought they all used usgflare or whatnot. ☟︎
asciilifeform: i predict that usg will come out with a 'doomed but lulzy' taintatron thing for ransom
jurov: ok, ftfy: but not while the chief engineer thinks himself usg subject, i guess
mircea_popescu: the usg has no authority to have subjects.
jurov: but not while the chief engineer is usg subject, i guess
asciilifeform: it is necessary for the usg burial.
BingoBoingo: DVD/bluDVD copy thing drew a bunch of USG aggro. Derpy thorn in copyrasta's sides but still a thorn. One of the longest running "legit" ones.
asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/usg-apple-012-014.pdf << usg expels crapple's atty. on a technicality
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 08:51:15; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413406 << basically us "college" chumpatron still experimenting with "what's the lowest qty of candy bar we give the cattle to keep getting the sweet sweet usg funds for them. like, out of the 100k per capita we get in fed funny money, what's the least we could dole out to the maggots in whose name the whole scheme is run ? maybe -100`000 in paper and $
asciilifeform: but it is how usg leveraged its original tax collection powers to ... being what it is today.
asciilifeform: usg theoretically demanded a tax stamp.
asciilifeform: similarly to how the allodial title is with usg, who won't let it go.
assbot: Logged on 24-02-2016 22:03:01; asciilifeform: well all i have is the fact (rumour?) that there is this kid who organized a mega-scam for usg
asciilifeform: well all i have is the fact (rumour?) that there is this kid who organized a mega-scam for usg ☟︎
phf: only quality asian ones use glass vacuum chambers, also on account of those people being careful with their stuff. can't even buy those in usg unless in specialty asian stores
mircea_popescu: i am not prepared to admit usg ownership over as much as the fucking bathroom of the oval office.
mircea_popescu: and this is not merely a discussion of nodes in terms of internet ips. this is a discussion of everything. usg can not currently know which of its agents is closer to me than to washington. closer to their wife than to washington. closer to their purse, a la force, than to washington.
mircea_popescu: this cloud will never be clarified, or separated. the space where usg can reliably live (or, for that matter, chinag, russiag, dpkg, anyone-g) is, more or less, zero.
mircea_popescu: phf the separation between "trb nodes" and "the rest of the network" comes of the same sort of usg-enabling fiction where somehow obama owns the land and i live on it by his permision.
assbot: Logged on 04-09-2015 14:42:04; asciilifeform: usg 'expellas furca, tamen usque recurret' (tm)
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-02-2016#1414102 << ya think mining is countereconomic and leans usgtronically ~now~ ! wait till reward is epsilon. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: Malini Mithal << at first sight one thinks what the indian supreme court thinks about patents is irrelevant to the us. at second sight one tries to recall a usg lawyer that's not indian and chuckles to himself.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413406 << basically us "college" chumpatron still experimenting with "what's the lowest qty of candy bar we give the cattle to keep getting the sweet sweet usg funds for them. like, out of the 100k per capita we get in fed funny money, what's the least we could dole out to the maggots in whose name the whole scheme is run ? maybe -100`000 in paper and $500 in chips ? for ☝︎☟︎☟︎
mats: whaddya mean usg funded AQI affiliates to fight bashar, etc
asciilifeform: usg's been working on this since 1940s.
asciilifeform: none, this all works for the other usg.
pete_dushenski: how many lazy retards to you have to employ with 'fairness policies' to capture a couple strong retards capable of torturing usg enemies
asciilifeform: i won't believe that i was at all effective against usg until i am being sawed apart in a cellar.
asciilifeform: phun phakt, mitre is one of the largest usg 'think tank' setups.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo do you happen to know offhand where on qntra is the affidavit of random usg derp that claims ross ulbricht was found through whatever experts sex change website ? << not offhand, can dig prolly december 2014
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo do you happen to know offhand where on qntra is the affidavit of random usg derp that claims ross ulbricht was found through whatever experts sex change website ?
asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/usg-apple-edny-026-027.pdf >>> http://dpaste.com/3ACY3QB.txt << moar lulz
mircea_popescu: you choose to view this as a sign of the omnipotence of usg.
mircea_popescu: it's just a convenience. it's not a fucking usg tendril.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-02-2016#1411228 << sooo we have the long-awaited miner usgization ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: their ~children~ usg, yes
mircea_popescu: good people in specific circumstances produce usg no matter what they individually may choose.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo note how they STILL WON'T FIX THE MOTHERFUCKING HOLE. instead, how about to destroy more of the interconnected nature of the web ? "automattic got usg's back - turn off other people and only talk to disqus!!1"
mircea_popescu: ie, it's easy to pick on alf about his enamourement with the mental-usg, mostly because he's so "naively" open and upfront about it.
asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/nyt-usg-16-0219.pdf << preeeeeeet!
asciilifeform: usg can turn their - or any other nato bitchdom's - air defenses off with one button.
asciilifeform: and what, after syria usg is out of matches?
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/usg-apple-001-009.pdf << part2 of crapple l0ltron
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re: earlier thread, p. 134 of turd has a chart, claims 1,084 usgrasty applicants with breakdown of why rejected
asciilifeform: claims such gems as, e.g., only 5% of applicants for usg clearance are disqualified
asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/dni-16-0218.pdf << mega-l0l, backbreaker treatise on usg's 'insider threatz! leak-prevention' wankatron
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform aha. best usg wasp!
mircea_popescu: how does this relate to the legal impotence of the usg henceforth is unclear, but w/e.
asciilifeform: (this is also a named document, and 10,001+ copies exist, every maker of electronic junk for usg has it, but it has never been made public afaik)
asciilifeform: note that i did not say 'the pill for rsa' but a specific archival document that is referred to in 10,001 places in the open usg literature
asciilifeform: and that it only pertains to the crust of usg, not the molten iron core.
mircea_popescu: in this case, the usg took it in the ass. and the problem with whoredom is that oyu NEVER get to charge more than the least you ever charged.
BingoBoingo: In the end even USG scammed by BFL.
phf: i agree though, i like that philly is a no mans land, since there's no developers or Control or particularly strong presence of usg.
mircea_popescu: encapsulation is a dream. you know that. what exactly activates your memory hole to think that apple "done it" ? usg perfume ? what is it ?
asciilifeform: to 'jailbreak', you normally have to discover one of the handful of bugs planted for usg use.
mircea_popescu: " is that usg has the politburo in both cases by the balls, they all have swiss accounts 'which could have problems' if they don't play ball." << if we were discussing a tissue sample, this would directly map to "god's life force prevails"
asciilifeform: the answer, as far as i can see, is that usg has the politburo in both cases by the balls, they all have swiss accounts 'which could have problems' if they don't play ball.
mircea_popescu: (and no, the notion that the usg has any say in this is preposterous - if the mexican narcos decided to take over, they would take over, and no us president would even deign to EVEN NOTICE that "hey, at some point in the recent past the border was on the river".)
mircea_popescu: so by this logic they don't believe in "bringing democracy" to various countries, because the people arguing for it are obvious usg shills ?
asciilifeform pictures some usg pit developing a grease, of snot-like consistency, to fluoresce in rf, to slather on victim's lcd while he sleeps
mircea_popescu: it's so bizarre that the usg doesn't embrace herbalife. yes all the arguments against it are solid, but they cut just as much against say, apple. google.
asciilifeform: this is an entire business model, if one can call usgtronics 'business'
asciilifeform has utterly lost track of the sequence of usgola
asciilifeform: iirc ghana, like many abject shitholes, is 100% usgtronic
mircea_popescu: i am, and for years have been, destroying the usg through everett's device.
asciilifeform: yes, there is not enough usg kimchi for ~all~ quislings to live work-free in mega-house
mircea_popescu: it's deeper than that, imo. the point here is that bitcoin is not making any attempt to limit ownership of its tokens by say, usg agents.
mircea_popescu: NOT having many users is as valuable as NOT having a fucktarded US-like VC on your board, or NOT having a fatass woman with a history of USG employment in "human services" roles in your staff.
mircea_popescu: http://www.stupidhackathon.com/2016/poors-good.jpg << this is actually a perfectly valid point. if you're going to publicly associate with people via facebook, you're exposing yourself and your fambly to usg & friends rapine in various manners, such as the one described.
asciilifeform: usg ~really~ wants non-clonable, non-spoofable cheap rfid
asciilifeform: usg and local microusglets have no intention of collecting any less tax as infrastructure vanishes
mircea_popescu: #b-a so schneier and the rest of the usg-powered nobodies get the swanson treatment ; #b-a so there's deedbot ; #b-a so everything in there comes back to it.
asciilifeform: while it makes not a lick of difference to usg deathsquad
asciilifeform: iirc the list of folks who work for fbi and dhs is not even classified 'sensitive' (usg legal term, the thing below 'secret')
asciilifeform: pete_d_out: you do know that the lowliest monkey in each usg ministry has access to the microshit 'outlook' phonebook seen in the link, aha ?
asciilifeform: who works for usg is public record
asciilifeform: in light of rumour of usg buying up cheap old asic
mircea_popescu: ascii_butugychag> idiot stotting bulls are a dime a dozen. << they're a dime a dozen exactly like how microscope is a dime a dozen in post-usg us.
ascii_butugychag: mircea_popescu: possibly kid imagines that the company of others leads directly to 'militia', and usg stoolies, and straight into jail
mircea_popescu: so far the usg is like 3-0 for "kidnapped, murdered and extorted keys"
ben_vulpes: i also don't quite know what mthreat's doing in there beyond running search and being a known usg antagonist.
asciilifeform: partly that ecc systems are poorly understood and trivial to trapdoor and kleptographically diddle, very usg-friendly
mircea_popescu: this whole "overqualified" thing is a very peculiar usg instrument of lizardlet punishment.
asciilifeform: and b) would put amd on the leading edge of advanced usgtronics of the Fyootoor, at last
ascii_butugychag: incidentally, i don't recall usg paying out any prize at all for aes nomination
ascii_butugychag: the 'holy grail' appeal of unbreakable usgtronics everywhere is irresistible to hitler.
ascii_butugychag: the one usg is playing is about asymmetric crypto, mainly
ascii_butugychag: usg is really getting desperate to get folks off rsa
asciilifeform: (and selling own vulns first-looksee to usg.)
assbot: Logged on 04-02-2016 20:37:03; ascii_butugychag: for a degreed mathematician, or even talented amateur, the life choices are generally a) web dev b) usg.
mircea_popescu: https://cr.yp.to/softwarelaw.html << also not a bad read. files from "the days before america turned to usg-shit and the inhabitants still entertained delusions"