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ben_vulpes: how's the dogecoin?
shinohai: Heh i need to find those dumb dogecoins i have somewhere and cash 'em out for btc, i could use it.
mircea_popescu: decimation if you shoot my dog by accident ima bury you
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu volunteers to shoot it, not realizing that the dog-kicker will kick every dog mircea_popescu ever bends to pet
asciilifeform: ~they~ kick the dog
assbot: Chapter 11. Security, Standards and Certification ... ( http://bit.ly/1H4DOGL )
shinohai: "get paid in quality bits of nothing" <<< Dogecoin ?
mircea_popescu: lmao twodogegu
BingoBoingo: TwoDogGrave
BingoBoingo: "Roundup Ready" can probably be introduced into Doge via certain primate CYP450A1 alleles
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Monsanto the Doge!!!
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> i bet pigs would work just as well << May need an obligate carnivore for musk from the anal glands. Perhaps physical Doge may have a use.
nubbins`: dogecoin belongs in a "classic hype machines of the information age" textbook
nubbins`: mircea_popescu asciilifeform "physical doge" was totally a thing. iirc copper rounds?
assbot: Logged on 28-07-2015 20:43:47; pete_dushenski: physical dogecoin is printed on a piece of cut-out cardboard from an empty cereal box
pete_dushenski: physical dogecoin is printed on a piece of cut-out cardboard from an empty cereal box ☟︎
ascii_field: (inquiring minds want to know: is there a physical 'dogecoin' ? and, importantly, is it made from pressed dogue shit?!)
shinohai: I'd like to get paid to troll here, but then I'd get a few scummy doge shavings that I have no idea what to do with: http://www.bitvoat.com/
ben_vulpes really off with dog now
mircea_popescu: just like women gotta "be sluts" or else your paniced bipedal dog is too afraid of black holes to stick his wee wee into the right hole, just so microsoft must be there for a hundred milion autistic schmucks to be even able to get out of bed i nthe morning.
cazalla: SuchWow, show me on the doge dolly where palmer touched you
SuchWow: cazalla: what does this chan have to do with dogecoin?
cazalla: SuchWow, how about that dogecoin eh
pete_dushenski: and from here, twodogs might as well be in europe. it's another world.
ascii_field: nubbins`: reads, i must confess, quite like those 'eaten by friend's dog' reports
asciilifeform: 'consistently broken' is not quite it. a 'consistently littered' city may have many dog turds, but one does not expect to find unexploded ordnance from ww2 on the sidewalk
assbot: Logged on 22-07-2015 10:46:44; mircea_popescu: http://gnezdoparanoika.ru/uploads/posts/2014-04/1397487240_6.jpg << that for instance is exactly how you DONT use dogs.
mircea_popescu: http://gnezdoparanoika.ru/uploads/posts/2014-04/1397487240_6.jpg << that for instance is exactly how you DONT use dogs. ☟︎
asciilifeform: that is, updates - dog-slow, for example
mircea_popescu: isn't onedog of twodogs larger than europe ?
ascii_field: stray dogs, for soap ?
ascii_modem: hotdog stand in podunk? usg, yes
shinohai: is it the same guy that is is in dogecoin
ascii_field: meanwhile taleb and uncleal will log in, witness a thread about dogecoin, then get a flood of ddos, vomit, and never return
punkman: Al walked in when the doge was derping, unfortunate
SuchWow: everytime i talk here, you all start bring up dogecoin - for the record, it has never once been me.
SuchWow: i think dogecoin is mainly just investor speculation at this point, and obviously several very large investors from early on and probably throughout
assbot: Why Dogecoin is a scam, why the people pushing it are assholes, why Business Insider is a contemptible piece of shit, why anyone who ever worked for it will be dancing in the street for nickels and why Kevin Rose is a fuckwit. Plus other considerations. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1INvd14 )
SuchWow: i haven't paid attention to dogecoin in the longest time
shinohai dogecoin is a scam
SuchWow: i opped #dogecoin for 18 months
SuchWow: shinohai: dogecoin is just what got me into crypo in dec 2013, i then daytraded btc/usc (and occasionally alts, plus a small mining venture) from Jan-July '13, and have been back to just working a day job for the last year or so
shinohai: ren't you a dogecoiner SuchWow ?
mircea_popescu: so, whatever, dogecon, keisercoin, auroracoin, gavincoin, blablacoin, let the kids have fun
mircea_popescu: reddit then creating a new dogecoin to serve its perceived needs is a sign of reddit staying reddit, which is top say fucktarded and unable to learn from its mistakes.
trinque: tools are all dogshit
ben_vulpes: Again he started out, this time with a hundred and twenty-eight dogs, and when he came to the place where he had turned back, he was able to feed the dogs on dead horse-meat, and so get through to the cabin where to two men were waiting. But on the return trip, the going was heavy and slow and he found that the worlves had reached the cache of horse-meat and finished it up, so the dogs were short of food and though he killed one after
ben_vulpes: Those supplies had to be delivered to the men patiently waiting for them at the far end of the trail, So he cached the supplies, hoiseted as many carcases of the dead horses as possible into trees where the wolves could not get them, and went all the way back to Hazelton to get dog-teams.
assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 15:17:05; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188084 << this is known, from mr mold's articles, as the 'kick the dog till it bites then shoot it' algo
mircea_popescu: that's a guy "thinking about big problems". he is no different from a dog thinking about bacon.
asciilifeform: in order for the narrative to turn into 'dog bit, we shot it'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188084 << this is known, from mr mold's articles, as the 'kick the dog till it bites then shoot it' algo ☝︎☟︎
assbot: sovereign_citizen comments on Fifteen of the world's largest banks are under investigation on suspicion of rigging the Brazilian currency, antitrust watchdog Cade said on Thursday, the first such probe in one of the busiest foreign exchange markets globally. ... ( http://bit.ly/1JFZDUn )
assbot: thats_bone comments on Fifteen of the world's largest banks are under investigation on suspicion of rigging the Brazilian currency, antitrust watchdog Cade said on Thursday, the first such probe in one of the busiest foreign exchange markets globally. ... ( http://bit.ly/1JFYYSK )
ascii_field: and http://www.cjr.org/watchdog/under_spains_gag_law_covering_the_news_could_cost_you.php
mircea_popescu: it's a wonder then that dogs don't stick the truffle straight into the girl's elbow.
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2015 03:25:08; mircea_popescu: this is like asking wyatt earp "how do you distinguish between the f brothers and stray dog"
fluffypony: dat dogecoin
assbot: Chap slapped in Dogecoin crap app flap • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1C4zzzC )
shinohai: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/06/29/dogecoin_app_ftc/
asciilifeform: (e.g., the 'uncle fed to dogs' has since been seen, the gurlphriend beheaded for starring in pr0n has been appearing in public, the footballists 'shot for losing' are playing today...)
ben_vulpes: anyways, i'm off to grill chicken and romp dog with other junior members of the clan
trinque: no naughty dog, no lawn mower man
ben_vulpes: trinque: does it have 'naughty dog' as well?
asciilifeform: trinque: last time i played with clim under sbcl it was dog-slow
mircea_popescu: i wonder what a civilisation of dogs would be like.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> trinque: actually 'lisps' happen because the alternative would be a civilization that doesn't leak. and we don't have one of those to kick around << amusingly enough, re the earlier dog discussion : dog cunt seals, for this reason.
asciilifeform: dog in dog
mircea_popescu: you can't get stuck in dog.
asciilifeform: but evidence for actual case of 'stuck' (in man, not dog) is approx. on par with evidence for loch ness dinosaur
mircea_popescu: (amusingly enough, romanian even has expression to describe this in man - "s-or catelit" ie, they've doggied themselves)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 500 buys a doghouse here. don't even want to imagine what it buys on west coast usa
awokestillY2K: senn dogg left after this
assbot: Snoop Dogg, Dr.Dre & Jewell - Just Dippin' - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1dnmBkr )
mircea_popescu: maybe revise the uniform to include small dogs.
asciilifeform: dog - still alive (or dogcatcher suspects at any rate)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/06/pressure-in-the-united-states-mounts-to-ban-symbols-of-rebellion-against-federal-government << is pretty plainly a 'kick the dog till it bites, then shoot it' gambit on usg's part
assbot: A man from Alabama has been charged with sexually harassing a dog as he sought to get revenge on his wife who was giving it too much attention. | BieBuzz ... ( http://bit.ly/1BDxEkX )
nubbins`: of course the fucking dog dick is a "web designer"
thestringpuller: it will be interesting the posts on reddit when you kill gavincoin just like doge mircea_popescu
mats: '5btc for quadrant with dogs'
assbot: Ask HN: Do you work with dogmatic, stubborn developers/sysadmins? Are YOU one? | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ni42er )
mats: ill take a dog over a robot any day
assbot: Meet Porter. The World's First Driving Dog. - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rr4J5R )
mircea_popescu: nonspecialisation would be strictly a better outcome. the only problem with it is that it relies on falsifying the "we are all human" dogma.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-06-2015#1172033 << she's as ugly as a pack of stray dogs. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: plenty of dogecoin chans with 1 user, two full chans of namecoin, 180 users, and otherwise an endless parade of scamcoins omfg, i never heard of most of 'em.
SuchWow: doge recent performance has been pretty amazing tho
ben_vulpes: doge
SuchWow: and then all this doge shit started up
cazalla: SuchWow, being involved in dogecoin at some point is not something you go around bragging
williamdunne: SuchWow: You mentioned the dogecoin thing, I also assumed you're still involved
cazalla: SuchWow, you brought it up by bragging about being a founder of #dogecoin (wow, such bragworthy, not)
SuchWow: but i'm not involved with dogecoin
SuchWow: cazalla: there you go again. Why do you think i am involved with dogecoin?
cazalla: pretty sure but haven't checked.. ok sorta makes sense why you'd be involved in dogecoin to begin with
SuchWow: cazalla: my comment was more about you saying doge had been 'put to sleep'
mircea_popescu: lol what, the proposition is that dogecoin still exists ?!
cazalla: SuchWow, you're the one that said check out the charts.. i did and btc38 is supposedly 85% of the dogecoin trade
SuchWow: cazalla: clearly you haven't been watching dogecoin charts, and even more clearly, you have no idea who i am.