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BingoBoingo: OMG it's there: "“ ‘I went for a poo in your toilet,’
she told me,” Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe campaign site. But when the toilet wouldn’t flush,
she lost her head a little: “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.”
mircea_popescu: r0nin- nobody gives a shit about you. save your histrionics for your mom, if
she's interested.
mircea_popescu: so i threw it away. and piucked another one. same thing. so i scream-ask my mom, across the flat, "mom, is a lightbulb that doesn't not light up thereby no good ?" "yes"
she says, evidently using a different standard of "not light up" than mine.
a111: Logged on 2017-09-02 13:25 mircea_popescu: (that being the idea here, the shit-piss-licker center isn't suing about "is it ok for a meg ryan wanna-be to try and defraud an old woman into giving her all the moneyz". it's suing about "is it ok for fraudster specializing in old women to be told off by the public if
she's defrauding for the dnc!")
mircea_popescu: (that being the idea here, the shit-piss-licker center isn't suing about "is it ok for a meg ryan wanna-be to try and defraud an old woman into giving her all the moneyz". it's suing about "is it ok for fraudster specializing in old women to be told off by the public if
she's defrauding for the dnc!")
☟︎ mircea_popescu: amusingly this whole thing stems out of : some obnoxiouys pantsuit hag started harassing that spencer dude's mom, to get her to "disown" her son and donate his inheritance to the nigger fund or some shit. THAT part was a-ok ; but when this dork put some words on a website and as a result THOUSANDS of people told that woman what a shitstain
she is, THEN it became scandalous.
needhelpwithnode: I try to explain to her my delicate situation having her standing in front of my stomach.
She try to fix the situation in a harsh way telling me "should i go up your little friend?"
needhelpwithnode:
she realizes that I'm not turned on, and then tells me: baby, I don't have much time to spend here cause i need to continue working
needhelpwithnode: i'm totally ok with the price, but only later, when we are in the car and
she show me her just remade 7k euros fake titties, I realize that I'm an emotional guy and the vulva of this girl is not turning on me at all
needhelpwithnode: then appears this super cute girl (at least for my standards),
she's 20, very hot romanian girl. Scared as fuck and proactively looking for police to eventually flee the zone, i approach her and
she tolds me that for 30 bombs,
she can have good time with me in the car
mircea_popescu: and the inept copper is trying to flirt with the hussy, in their inept cuckolded way. and
she's evidently privy to it, and so is her cousin. (2nd pic)
mircea_popescu: "
She said: ‘These people have just trashed 30 years of my life and thrown it into bin bags. It is soul-destroying.’"
AlfredAlfer: so it would see heather heyer and think
she was a fruit
mircea_popescu: well, every girl in nowhere, indiana tells herself "
she's got a handle on things".
mircea_popescu: gabriel_laddel_p you probably made that point by telling some tanja lange
she's fat, in what's becoming signature style.
BingoBoingo: * asciilifeform was about to ask '
she ain't named tanja lange...?' lol << LOLOLOLOLOL
kanzure: well i think
she was attempting to be anonymous
she was just bad at it, back in 2013 and pre-2013
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes
she has a point tho, better do them all and be done with it.
ben_vulpes: "how many babies do you want?" "ZERO" "how many does
she want?" "INFINITY"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo how about just stocking one fucking whip, and beating the stupid daughter to the point
she cant fucking speak next
she comes up with "But i LOVE HIM!!! daddy" nonsense.
a111: Logged on 2017-08-30 15:53 asciilifeform: 13:08 < kanzure>
she wants to control the access in her own way
kanzure:
she wanted like $80M from me "but not for treatments"
BingoBoingo: IRL the rain girl's name is monique.
She don't really care about her BF and half her baby dadies are in Louisiana's Angola penitentiary.
mircea_popescu: this would be a good story you know, "the rain girl". take a super hot chick and cast her in a film about how wherever
she goes it floods. badly.
mircea_popescu: the only time they don't dare is when the girl is right there and
she's taller than them and as the song went, "modelul nou de fata s-ar putea sa-l bata"
mircea_popescu: heck, i met this chick in cairo,
she lived inside a perfectly empty hole in the ground most us solitary inmates wouldn't deem fit as a prison.
she had six children.
mircea_popescu: not so. just like "and
she is pretty and smart" is never omitterd in mary-sue fiction.
mircea_popescu: it's plain to notice, too, all the fanfic porn on literotica or whatever always has these stat cards, "
she was so and so and tits like that and the other".
BingoBoingo: in trouble seems heartless to me.
She’s much more politically active than I am, and I finally asked if
she did that to avoid the possibility of giving money to someone who voted for Trump, and
she admitted that was one of the reasons. I think that’s awful, and we’ve been fighting about it ever since.
She thinks as a gay woman I should see her side, but I just can’t."
BingoBoingo: From the WhatTheFun mines: "I come from the Houston area and have been heartbroken about the damage and scenes from Harvey. I decided to donate $250 and asked my girlfriend if
she would match it.
She agreed, and then when I asked if
she had given to the Red Cross or someone else, I learned that
she donated to the Humane Society. I know
she’s absolutely nuts about animals, especially our own dogs, but to give to animals when people are
kanzure: so it turns out, i was the reason why
she got doxxed
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform im strictly going by the above "woman will do anything you wanrt provided it is what
she ewas goping to do anyway". afaik, spiders do actually make variants of it.
☟︎ kanzure:
she was not blessed by the noodly appendage of pre-fame wealth?
mircea_popescu: and in other shit i will now randombly whine about : i bought these coasters, right ? cuz i was in some random mall picking up some chick and we went in an "upscale" libreria and well, i dunno, i impulse bought some fucking coasters.
she thought they were expensive.
danielpbarron: i don't wanna spoil the surprise just yet. let's see if
she shows up
a111: Logged on 2017-08-27 15:33 asciilifeform: but i gotta disagree that the chix was unrealistic.
she is exactly realistic, and that's how 'the west was lost'.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes but that's my point, isn't it. those guys are going to figure out... what ? that if you pay her 80 bux
she'll sit on your cock instead of thew barstool ? hurray for figuring outs, wherever they may roam.
ben_vulpes: in the girl's defense, that's probably as much selling as
she has to do with most gringos
mircea_popescu: so, to bring the roundabout story to its natural close : i expect there's A LOT of gringa chicas who earnestly imagine they got personally an' speshully shat out of the earth goddess' cunt, and all they're here for is to sit their ass down somewhere. aura of +money auto-on, passive skill, like some strange sort of weird
she-paladin.
mircea_popescu:
she didn't get that idea from the locals.
she got that idea interacting with the idiotic gringo retirees and watching cnn/twitter on her cellphone.
mircea_popescu: in her brain the idea was that you know,
she's been anointed by the
she-earth-goddes, all
she's gotta do in this life is you know, sit there.
mircea_popescu:
she's totally blown away by this, so i explain to her that
she's a nice girl and all, but... what, i look like i need to pay ?!
mircea_popescu: then the fight's over and
she asks me what do we want to do. i dunno, whatever. at which point this chick, that's been throughout all subie, and very polite and everything points out that well,
she;s working.
a111: Logged on 2017-08-25 13:57 trinque: got one here, but
she's ample in the right places
trinque: got one here, but
she's ample in the right places
☟︎ mircea_popescu: unless
she's set up for that, it won't be worth the time saved.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> hanbot was teh witness << aha. i concurr it is a system,
she was able to decipher it.
mircea_popescu: girl notices
she dun have tits, is "ironic" about it ; that dun help,
she's "ironic" about it not working, becomes janine garofalo. PROBLEM SOLVED! and if not solved, can always be ironic about being janine garofalo.
mircea_popescu: socialism is 100% a 12yo girl noticing the other girl has tits and
she doesn't. that's where socialism is born, in the 7th grade class.
mircea_popescu:
she's a slavegirl here ; otherwise luvs torturing bois in her free time.
BingoBoingo: Well,
She isn't actually.
She's part of the environmental hazard
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It's not about what
she does, not an agent.
She's merely an environmental hazard.
phf: showed it to my girl in the morning,
she said something along the lines of "bless your heart"
mircea_popescu: infanta of spain does have a sucky job in a sucky society, but at least
she gets the fucking pearls. it makes some limited sense.
shinohai:
She's no good if
she refuses to snort a line of crystal meth from an enlarged penis, you see.
mircea_popescu: PeterL the reason
she stated primes as 6k+-1 is because 80% of numbers are divisible by 2 or 3, and it makes no sense to check them.
mircea_popescu: it's only gruel if all
she gets is bitch kibbles from a doggy dish under the table!
Birdman: ah nice,
she'll enjoy that. does google docs link to compressed file of data work?
mircea_popescu: keeps making these idiotic mary sue fiction movies where
she's not a total fucktard escaped from the titty bar.
mircea_popescu: and in other ustardian sads : this gringo has a dog. he refers to the dog as
she, and got it a pink collar and everything. it got flipped on its back while playing with a puppy (which, at six weeks old, is way the fuck more dominant, and generally rounded than the gringo's misfortunate mongrel) and lo! penis. ballsac.
mircea_popescu: are they fucking serious ? why isn't
she sucking his toes then ?
mircea_popescu: i think the problem is very correctly stated "
she is 22 and ovulating and i am 13 and love her". no mountains, no muscles.
mircea_popescu: what's he to do if he loves a woman like malena but
she needs a man now and he'll be a man in a decade ?
mircea_popescu: "really bitch ?
she whines about strip club visits ? MOTHERFUCKER!"
mircea_popescu: tl;dr : aspie ro chick's mother becomes senile, girly is very indignant that her redditlife is interrupted and
she was transformed into a traditional society woman WITHOUT HER CONSENT!!!
mircea_popescu: in other "people themselves" : charlize theron's character in atomic blue (this borderline sleeve superheroine-spy of a retro-hallucinated 90s, as in the real 90s the us agents got fucking raped in eeurope/berlin) is SO FUCKING HOT
she takes baths in iced water.
mircea_popescu: to them, feinstein is nothing more than any other old bitty.
she dun fuck,
she dun twerk,
she's as interesting as a printed picture of a bone is to a dog.
mircea_popescu: let's just say that shooting feinstein would have done ~0 as far as the drug market is concerned, so
she escaped.
mircea_popescu: incentive is irrelevant. stupid unfucked chickie imagines "
she has no incentive to put out", as fucking if.
mircea_popescu: "
she spends two hours each weekday poledancing at various clubs and her hymen's intact". rly ?
mircea_popescu: 16yo is going to suck some cock. unless
she's biologically broken, mentally retarded, in some manner not-human, dysfunctional failure,
she is. now, whether
she sucks hunter's cock because that's who daddy brought home or wolf of wallstreet cock because that's what the cat dragged into the bar is an ulterior consideration.
she's not gonna be without.
mircea_popescu: and this is the fundamental point here : white slut of contemporary does so many incompatible things
she can't be meaningfully tattooed.