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mircea_popescu: if i went to work for google/
apple/pepsi/w/e and in the first month a hundred employees killed themselves, i'd just welcome the news, and definitely blog about it.
mircea_popescu: <dub> like
apple user doesnt secretly want her nude selfies leaked online << you mean the photoshopped nudies hackers obsessed with her made ?
dub: like
apple user doesnt secretly want her nude selfies leaked online
assbot:
Apple's "Warrant Canary" Has Died - Slashdot
mircea_popescu: "While
Apple won't confirm it, the company has removed its warrant canary from its latest transparency report, issued this week. While this could mean that the company has received a new secret government order to provide user data, there is still another more likely possibility: it's not publishing warrant canaries at all."
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You know the notice that says you haven't been issued a warrant, that disappears when you have.
Apple's diappeared.
assbot: No,
Apple probably didnt get new secret govt orders to hand over data | Ars Technica
The20YearIRCloud: One of the guys that always supports crap like that whom I talk to once in a while works for
apple The20YearIRCloud: And the oil industry has pathetic margins,
apple is the king of margins on $1b+ companies
mircea_popescu says "get a tablet" then remembers proper tablet was never made because
apple got to it first.
jurov: As early as 1987, the New York Times wrote: "by the early 80's, Mr. Jobs was widely hated at
Apple. Senior management had to endure his temper tantrums. He created resentment among employees by turning some into stars and insulting others, often reducing them to tears. Mr. Jobs himself would frequently cry after fights with fellow executives".
assbot: John Sculley Just Gave His Most Detailed Account Ever Of How Steve Jobs Got Fired From
Apple - Forbes
mircea_popescu: and the cardano should have been implemented on the
apple ipad. "just make sure you run it on battery"
mircea_popescu: there should not have existed a raspberry pi if
apple had a twinkle of a clue.
mircea_popescu: unfortunately the way this works, just exactly when
apple grew big enough to fight and win,
kakobrekla: also the problem with
apple example: bitcoin had a market cap of only a few grand or w/e in 2011. despite being the superior tech solution.
rithm is an expert at the
apple II/e, the last
Apple product he owned
pete_dushenski: ThickAsThieves:
apple has always been "all in" on design. though the walled garden is an ios thing
ThickAsThieves:
apple died when it went ALL in on design and walled garden
pete_dushenski: ThickAsThieves: no disagreement there, but where do you see
apple's decline commencing?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla honestly, my thinking was, "either
apple actually comes with holodisplays for a 2015ish horizon, or it won't matter by 2020"
pete_dushenski: then
apple recognized its competition as such, rather than as inferior pretenders, and it's been downhill since
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: not just one man. the man with something to say. there was never anything of any value or utility come from listening "to people" and "their needs" << the
apple watch is past the inflection point. a point that was, in my estimation, the iphone 5's 4" screen
decimation: asciilifeform: re:
apple phone clones << still no qwerty-keyboard phone released recently as far as I know
decimation: on the other hand, what has happened to
apple is clearly the result of one man passing
mircea_popescu: decimation note the change of
apple, from the ipad 1 "fuck you, it's not going to come in white" to the ipad 6 "we're doing what the customers think they want"
mircea_popescu: if you have to split 5 apples equally between tim and mary easiest approach is to eat an
apple.
chetty: who has order their
apple leash ..err watch?
assbot:
Apple Just Uploaded A U2 Album To Your iPhone And iPad — And Seriously, WTF | TechCrunch
BingoBoingo: Resedit being the last great dev tool offered by
apple assbot: Clinkle CEO's Statement On
Apple Pay Reads Like a Eulogy
BingoBoingo:
Apple naming is retarding, what the fuck is up with a watch, watch edition
assbot: Ok who's gonna be the first to put several
Apple watches on his penis and make a teledildonics app?
assbot:
Apple Watch: Everything You Need To Know | Gizmodo Australia
ThickAsThieves:
apple signed up an asston of merchants and banks for iPay huh
ThickAsThieves:
apple is nuts if it thinks i'm downloading safari just to watch their shit
ThickAsThieves: "The Mayo Clinic will be giving
Apple a hand at its launch event this evening, according to the Star Tribune. "
BingoBoingo: I mean you can't do worse than
Apple at least
BingoBoingo: <jdanks> I still have this 10 lb. beet in the fridge I grew that I needa juice with maybe some carrots and
apple. << We get sweet potatoes like that
jdanks: My corn (white or blue or yellow) turned out small or with few kernels. It's been too hot. My Kale always loves the heat. Strawberries year round. I have loads of artichoke seeds. I still have this 10 lb. beet in the fridge I grew that I needa juice with maybe some carrots and
apple.
mircea_popescu: i guess congrats are in order to
apple, they managed to burn it all in five years.
gernika: mircea_popescu well the
apple app store is full of people who do. Although it's not as popular is windows, the app store can be a good source of revenue as
apple users tend to spend more money on apps.
mircea_popescu: gernika i just didn't realise anyone who's not
apple writes for the os-x as a platform.
decimation: asciilifeform: I thought
apple was trying to get on board with LLVM
decimation: asciilifeform: but microsoft only needed
apple to save themselves from usg's monopoly busting agencies
BingoBoingo: BlueMeanie4> i dont know << When's the last time you used your
Apple II for a modern task?
Kamuela:
Apple would have been a better company without steve jobs
assbot: C1-65A - Bad
Apple (HD) - YouTube
TheNewDeal: I've been locked up in that damn
apple bet for almost a month yet
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mircea_popescu: "this isn't a good
apple because its not fda approved" "have you tasted it ?" "i don't need to"
mircea_popescu: "A proper approach to key management. This could be anything from centralized key management as in
Apple's iMessage -- which would still be better than nothing -- to a decentralized (but still usable) approach like the one offered by Signal or OTR. Whatever the solution, in order to achieve mass deployment, keys need to be made much more manageable or else submerged from the user altogether."
Mexual: you'll do wel on the
apple assbot: iphone - Does
apple view the actual source code when approving apps? - Stack Overflow
decimation: asciilifeform: yeah if you want to actually ship your code, you have to submit your source to
apple for approval
nubbins`: <+decimation> plus 'ipad gcc' (xcode) only runs on a mac, and you have to tell
apple why you want it << you have to tell
apple why you want xcode?
decimation: plus 'ipad gcc' (xcode) only runs on a mac, and you have to tell
apple why you want it (not that it would help without the app source)
mircea_popescu: it's the easiest skill to recognise, too. so... not much hope. they're hiring people, sure, but people only google/microsoft/
apple/amazon would hire if they didn't.
assbot:
Apple MAC Macintosh Adjustable Keyboard Ergo Ergonomic Keypad M1242 Vintage Mint | eBay
fluffypony: [23:44:46] +fluffypony: to quip
Apple - "there's a channel for that!"
pete_dushenski: mp's thermodynamic pic isn't an old man's adam's
apple...
mircea_popescu: newton got hit in the head by a falling
apple... "hmm how could i turn this bump into a research grant"
assbot:
Apple to Cut About 200 Jobs at Beats - Digits - WSJ
mircea_popescu: The records turther detailed that the application was installed on an
Apple iPhone that was titled 'Matthew Jones iphone. << secure minded fellow, he didn't use the carrier phone #, he got a special app.
pankkake: re iOS blockchain wallet, it's just a feature, it's the
Apple price
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DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, mainly I have a problem with
Apple and who allowed it to have that name
kuzetsa: DreadKnight: when I hear "
apple" I think of the company and feel a little sick
DreadKnight: benkay, most people when they hear "
apple" get a little more spit in their mouth, it's how psychology works, you have involuntary reflexes which you can't control properly
DreadKnight: benkay, bacon is food,
apple is food, naming software or hardware after food is somewhat applying psychological manipulation, think about the Pavlov's dog