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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform lol the end of days.
mircea_popescu: so meta.
BingoBoingo: Oh ben_vulpes nice'd up the Van-Ads preview
cazalla: first day of spring and it rains
asciilifeform: ;;later tell hanbot your blog comment box is broken. always 'error: must enter name and address'
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell hanbot here's my comment - http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=aX5yprfH
gribble: The operation succeeded.
dignork: http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/fandd/2014/09/blanchard.htm
assbot: Where Danger Lurks -- Finance & Development, September 2014
dignork: It ends with: "The main policy lesson is a simple one: Stay away from dark corners."
mod6: %tslb
atcbot: Time Since Last ATC Block: 1 hour(s), 23 minutes
BingoBoingo: %v
atcbot: [X-BT VWAP] Bid: 175 Ask: 221 Last Price: 175 30d-Vol: 1.61M 30d-High: 250 30d-Low: 170 30d-VWAP: 197
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00085663 = 3.7692 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: dignork i take the fact that Olivier Blanchard fucktard writes that whole piece without including the string "Taleb" as a personal insult.
mircea_popescu: guy needs to go die in a fire, this world is not for him and his putrid ilk.
[]bot: Bet created: "PPC >= .003 BTC in 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/1037/
mircea_popescu: the way that thing must read is "we, including myself personally, and the institution i work for - the imf - are a collection of contemptioble idiots with wholy unsupported delusions of cultural relevance and scientific rigour. fortunately for the world nassim taleb has been saying this for a long time ; unfortunately for the world we thought we knew better, like any clueless two bit scammer on an infamous web forum"
mircea_popescu: that's the fucking intro. not whatever derpitude he comes up with.
BingoBoingo: August could have been worse http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/31/august-atc-results/
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/31/august-atc-results/
Apocalyptic: I suspect September would be worse though, since trading activity seems to be directly correlated with the mining pace
BingoBoingo: Maybe?
The20YearIRCloud: Anyone know offhand the median div return rate of mpoe?
[]bot: Bet created: "Bitcoin price range November over $200" http://bitbet.us/bet/1038/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.00085841 = 2.5752 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00085629 = 3.2539 BTC [-]
nubbins`: ;;view 21351
gribble: #21351 Mon Aug 25 19:39:07 2014 nubbins` SELL 1.0 'What is Bitcoin?' silkscreened art print @ 35 USD (18x24", 5-color silkscreen on white Cougar acid-free paper, limited edition of 50, pre-order price only, shipping week of August 31, https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=756955.0)
nubbins`: about to post pictures of finished print, now's your chance to get one cheap
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i like what you're doing with the documenting the process.
nubbins`: i don't take enough process pics, it's nice :D
nubbins`: srsly find myself sitting next to a pile of completed posters, drooling over photos of same
mircea_popescu: yeah.
mircea_popescu: exactly what the internet is for
mircea_popescu: we're stocked up on opining and whatnot.
nubbins`: the time for action is here!
nubbins`: ..is now!
nubbins`: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=756955.msg8618397#msg8618397
assbot: [PRE-ORDER] "What is Bitcoin?" silkscreened posters [8/50 left]
The20YearIRCloud: cool
nubbins`: mircea_popescu TheNewDeal kakobrekla railzand Blazedout419 artifexd thestringpuller The20YearIRCloud etc :D
ben_vulpes: sleeping bag looks like a chrysalis standing in as a smiley face, the eyes for which are the flowers
The20YearIRCloud: great thread
artifexd: Very nice. Looking forward to putting that on my wall.
kakobrekla: I asked what cops were in charge of the Internet.
kakobrekla: "Damned if I know," Roy said. "But here's our policy, from here out: anyone
kakobrekla: that's attacked, we tell them. I don't care if the hacker didn't get in, you call
kakobrekla: them on the phone and tell them. Remember, keep this out of electronic mail. And
TheNewDeal: Nice nubbins`. Wasnt that leaked earlier tonight
kakobrekla: find out who the cops are."
The20YearIRCloud: what's the assbot command to get user trust?
nubbins`: TheNewDeal pics of the last color perhaps
nubbins`: ben_vulpes: nice catch, the entire bottom half of the poster was originally going to be a huge smiling monster
nubbins`: staring upwards into imagination land 8)
ben_vulpes: good drugs, eh?
nubbins`: the best
ben_vulpes: oh god form validation
ben_vulpes: my mind is reeling with permutations
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14100 @ 0.00085629 = 12.0737 BTC [-]
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/final-chapter-dogecoin/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.00085574 = 9.2848 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 268321.56 in 1544 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -85.71
BingoBoingo: %P
atcbot: No data returned from CoinMiner.net
atcbot: [PityThePool Hashrate]: 613.89 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.58 TH/s
BingoBoingo: %ob
atcbot: 16k@250 2k@245 43k@221 | 80k@175 15k@170 125k@165
Vexual: i'd like #42 if unsold nubbins`
Vexual: ;;calc 50-8
gribble: 42
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00085804 = 6.4353 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2100 @ 0.00085561 = 1.7968 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00085485 = 9.6598 BTC [-] {4}
punkman: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=744110.msg8619626#msg8619626
assbot: Peatio - an open source cryptocurrency exchange project
Vexual: lol
punkman: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 476.11, Best ask: 476.31, Bid-ask spread: 0.20000, Last trade: 476.31, 24 hour volume: 11459.53947361, 24 hour low: 472.54, 24 hour high: 496.92, 24 hour vwap: 482.756530696
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 476.42, vol: 11470.52465385 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 475.3, vol: 41781.01841 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 475.89, vol: 15743.19189504 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 500.01, vol: 22.36067498 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 474.773243, vol: 19167.71490000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 490.01, vol: 5.71157374 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 492.5625, vol: 85.31855095 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
Vexual: b. If a loophole/vulnerability was reported by more than one person, we would only consider the earliest one to be eligible. <<define report
punkman: more like first to find it can empty our hot wallets, so no prize for being 2nd
Vexual: yes so all the wallet + prize
punkman: just the wallet really
punkman: x4 exchanges
Vexual: f. Rewarded Hackers will be notified via email. <this is all backwards
Vexual: phishing for hacks?
punkman: http://www.vice.com/read/i-ghostwrote-hundreds-of-chinese-students-ivy-league-admissions-essays-897
assbot: I Ghostwrite Chinese Students' Ivy League Admissions Essays | VICE United States
RagnarDanneskjol: re - peatio: I've ben following that one for a while. It has a ton of development activity around it... appears to be the most advanced/full featured opensource xchnge project out there
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13052 @ 0.00085922 = 11.2145 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: !s payza
assbot: 1 results for 'payza' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=payza
punkman: anyone used this thing?
punkman: seems like it might be an okay way to receive fiat and withdraw in btc
RagnarDanneskjol: dont know payza. I use venmo occasionally which seems to be very popular with the kids these days: https://venmo.com/
assbot: Venmo | Venmo
BingoBoingo: "Easy to handle" compared to what? Cocaine-soaked cobras? >> http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2014/06/05/friendly_welcoming_triazides_no_really.php
Vexual: cocaine soaked cobras are organic
BingoBoingo: So are Triazides...
Vexual: oh
BingoBoingo: That Wikipedia article drolly notes that "In its most characteristic reaction, the solid decomposes explosively", and because it's a silver salt, that decomposition can be set off by foolhardy behavior like shining a strong light on it. >> http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2014/06/16/your_metal_azide_worries_are_over.php
assbot: Your Metal Azide Worries Are Over. In the Pipeline:
BingoBoingo: "I note that the experimental section of this paper not only recommends the leather coats that earlier workers in the field have used, but gives suppliers in Berlin and Cologne. And earplugs. And face shields. And helmets. And Kevlar gloves. If scientific meetings were more like fantasy cons, people would be dressing up like this to win prizes."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18500 @ 0.00085449 = 15.8081 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: neato
Vexual: I pariticularly like this line" Personally, my metal azide requirements are minimal, and very easily satisfied. I can get all I need by looking at a structure drawn on a whiteboard from about twenty feet away, thanks"
BingoBoingo: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7700 @ 0.00085986 = 6.6209 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3799 @ 0.00086027 = 3.2682 BTC [+]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "BTC over $800 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1012/ Odds: 12(Y):88(N) by coin, 16(Y):84(N) by weight. Total bet: 3.46 BTC. Current weight: 34,182.
jurov: "Hexacontaazabuckminsterfullerene" lol what some people dream of
punkman: http://invisionhousing.com/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1028 @ 0.00055065 = 0.5661 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22500 @ 0.00085539 = 19.2463 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: !up gipbkt
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00085543 = 6.7579 BTC [+]
Vexual: jurov: chemical nomenclature is sexy, it can be so right and a little bit wrong
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16400 @ 0.00085597 = 14.0379 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00085682 = 3.4273 BTC [+]
Vexual: descibing physics on that scale is a human constuct in itself
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo that chemist guy is pretty cool.
xmj: ;;gettrust xmj bounce
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user xmj to user bounce: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=xmj&dest=bounce | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bounce | Rated since: Thu Dec 26 20:47:11 2013
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 483.16, Best ask: 483.34, Bid-ask spread: 0.18000, Last trade: 483.16, 24 hour volume: 11648.26161040, 24 hour low: 472.54, 24 hour high: 495.0, 24 hour vwap: 480.893572756
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/bitbet-sbbet-august-2014-statement/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1231 @ 0.00085696 = 1.0549 BTC [+]
Vexual: vanity rego approved on my pusher
[]bot: Bet placed: 11 BTC for No on "BTC worth over $5000 before 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/716/ Odds: 10(Y):90(N) by coin, 14(Y):86(N) by weight. Total bet: 57.26359775 BTC. Current weight: 29,485.
mircea_popescu: !up aabtc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4135 @ 0.00085386 = 3.5307 BTC [-]
victorecho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixfchZ1s47Q
assbot: Ice-T - I'm Your Pusher (with Lyrics) - YouTube
RagnarDanneskjol enjoys working extra long hours today because fukcing commies http://www.popularresistance.org/the-true-story-of-labor-day-debunking-the-myth/
assbot: The True Story Of Labor Day: Debunking The Myth | PopularResistance.Org
punkman: labor day? that's in fucking may
RagnarDanneskjol: nope
RagnarDanneskjol: read
punkman: I prefer the pagan interpretation of may day anyway
xmj: hitler's labor day is in may
xmj: and stalin's
RagnarDanneskjol: sure, the pole dancing and whatnot
nubbins`: Vexual 1-50 are taken, 51-100 are for sale :)
Vexual: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_Rebellion
Vexual: damn u fentanol i wanted 42
nubbins`: who didn't?!
nubbins`: anyway, yeah, The20YearIRCloud gets the first 50
Vexual: should known nubbins art was worth preordering
nubbins` nods sagely
nubbins`: could snag ya 84, 42x2 ;D
nubbins`: punkman:labor day? that's in fucking may << what? it's today
nubbins` gestures towards clock, feet up on table
Vexual: ill take 0 if you atsrted at 1
nubbins`: ;;rated punkman
gribble: You have not yet rated user punkman
nubbins`: ;;rate punkman 1 small trade
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user punkman has been recorded.
nubbins`: no 0 :(
punkman: I've also wondered why there's no 0
Vexual: art vs science
Vexual: are they numbered?
nubbins`: yes
Vexual: pencil 42/∞ and ill buy it
Vexual: lol
nubbins`: 69, 77, 88, 99, 100 are taken
nubbins`: everything else from 51-98 is available
Vexual: 100 only?
nubbins`: i generally don't entertain requests for specific numbers because it's a logistical nightmare, but since you're you...
nubbins`: nod,
Vexual: well howd u sell 69?
nubbins`: some asshole convinced me to reserve it :D
Vexual: where im from you pay extra for a number
nubbins`: that's a good idea
Vexual: not mine
Vexual: it's a 42 kinda poster, i was expecting an orange b in a circle
nubbins` shakes head
Vexual: nod
nubbins`: you want orange Bs and diagrams of networked computers, you go to reddit
mircea_popescu: jurov http://trilema.com/2014/bitbet-sbbet-august-2014-statement/#comment-107288
assbot: BitBet (S.BBET) August 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
nubbins`: probably find some sweet posters w/ erik voorhees quotes too
nubbins`: you want a pink eye poster, though... different story
mircea_popescu: "For many years, I accepted this myth, even while marching with my union comrades in the annual Labor Day Parades in Wilmington, California."
mircea_popescu: ahahaha for crying out loud.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.24402 = 1.2201 BTC [-] {3}
jurov: mircea_popescu: yes, it's 2.65151023 . but report says 2.651510232
jurov: ;;calc 2.651510232 - 2.65151023
gribble: 2.00000016548e-09
mircea_popescu: oh.
mircea_popescu: so spurious 9th decimal ?
mircea_popescu: i misread what you said sorry.
punkman: why does gribble say 2.0
mircea_popescu: punkman binary.
Vexual: don't ask it for hex
punkman: oic
punkman: fukken numbers
nubbins`: hmm
Vexual: ?
nubbins`: a penny to whomever finds me a source (preferably canadian) of 24" T20 super-actinic fluorescent tubes
Vexual: ive got some special leds if youre breeding cyclids
nubbins`: i'm breeding photosensitive emulsion :/
Vexual: hmm
mircea_popescu: did your light break ?
nubbins`: nope, but our exposure unit currently uses cool white bulbs
nubbins`: takes 15-20 minutes to expose a screen
nubbins`: with super actinics, maybe 60-90 seconds
Vexual: pet shop will have em
nubbins`: nod. went to a local aquarium shop. i think the guy suspected i was trying to grow weed, he wouldn't order the bulbs for me
RagnarDanneskjol: haha
Vexual: were you ripped?
nubbins`: nah
nubbins`: i do look like a dirtbag tho
Vexual: nod
nubbins`: but i even explained what they were for!
mircea_popescu: this silly nonsense "shopkeeper wouldn't order merchandise for me" for chryssakes.
nubbins`: he says "yup.. yup.. uh huh.. no need to pay for them now.. we'll call you when they arrive.."
nubbins`: so, fuck him
nubbins`: someone else gets my $200
mircea_popescu: what's he there for, is it a money making entreprise or a social club ?
Vexual: yeah i buy 19 guage needles for stuff, i dont even bother ecplaining
nubbins`: hahahah
nubbins`: "i pierce clits"
nubbins`: "16ga is too big"
mircea_popescu: i mean i can see refusing credit to the dirtbag looking guy.
Vexual: small
nubbins`: mp i had cash in hand!
mircea_popescu: but if he got money ? what sorta bs is this! fucking offensive socialistoid crapolade.
nubbins`: anyway, i found these: http://www.bigalspets.ca/420nm-reef-wave-t5-ho-fluorescent-lamp-24-w-24.html
nubbins`: current bulbs are 20w tho, better check the tag on the machine
mircea_popescu: the balance needs to fucking change. currently they close down shops if they force the employees into slavery, if they defraud customers, and if they fail to turn away usg undesirables.
Vexual: chinese are making some nice 20k leds
mircea_popescu: it needs to be exactly the opposite : close down the shop if they fail to force the employees into slavery, if they defraud customers or if they turn away usg undesirables.
nubbins`: the more usg undesirables you turn away, the more bulbs i want to buy from you
mircea_popescu: aand the peso is over 14.
Vexual: my phramacist doest care if my horse is on heroin, at 80c a pop, it's half profit
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/o-problema-stinjenitoare-sau-despre-intoleranta-vorbita/ << check out the lolpic.
assbot: O problema stinjenitoare sau despre intoleranta vorbita pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
Vexual: which ones bingo?
nubbins`: heh
Vexual: recent pic?
mircea_popescu: !up rdekley
RagnarDanneskjol: !up RagnarsBitch
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN7s1Uh8rhc lmao
assbot: Pros and cons of axes compared to swords - YouTube
Vexual: sword is a bitch for banging in a tent peg
mircea_popescu: sword is a bastard not a bitch.
Vexual: yeah
chetty: sexist
Vexual: no, hes right
Vexual: aim for the quiff
Vexual: a gentleman should know hoe to swing an ax
Vexual: but not necissarilary a sword
Vexual: times have changed
Vexual: you're far more likely t pick up a big jump of fuck in a fight than a nice stick
Vexual: unless you happen to be sweeping with a high nd broom
Vexual: and then youre better off with newtons 2nd
nubbins`: okay, so apparently this exposure unit accepts 60W bulbs
nubbins`: here's me with 20W
Vexual: time is not important?
Vexual: or is it? you'll have to be trice as accurate
Vexual: or is it all binary in nature?
Vexual: exposed or not
nubbins`: time is crucial
nubbins`: underexposed == bad time
Vexual: hmm
nubbins`: we use a dichromate-based emulsion that cross-links under UV exposure. incomplete cross-linking means (a) emulsion breaks down on long runs with water-based ink, and (b) emulsion reacts with emulsion remover, creating permanent bond
nubbins`: generally whenever you change emulsion/lights, you have to pull out the test strips and recalibrate your times
Vexual: why not use the sun?
nubbins`: not sunny enough here.
nubbins`: california, everybody uses the sun
Vexual: ah
nubbins`: hold your screen to the sky for 2 minutes
Vexual: yeah well the suns off here now
nubbins`: but, suppose it's raining, the evening, etc
nubbins`: ya
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8665 @ 0.00085386 = 7.3987 BTC [-]
nubbins`: 3/4hp uses how many watts at 115v?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1494 @ 0.00085255 = 1.2737 BTC [-]
nubbins`: wait now, those are both units of power, v is irrelevant
Vexual: kw>hp
kakobrekla: ahh ignore, i missed you.
Vexual: orb ignore all
Vexual whatever
Vexual: orb pump btce
Vexual insufficient funds
jurov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMIzMVABFxQ hearn has worries
assbot: Mike Hearn on the fragility of bitcoin - YouTube
Vexual: adaption?
Vexual: tribute?
Vexual: ;;google skateboard pete
gribble: Pharrell Williams - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pharrell_Williams>; Urban Dictionary: Skateboard P: <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Skateboard%20P>; Skateboard Pete | Facebook: <https://www.facebook.com/skateboard.pete.7>
mircea_popescu: im not clicking on that, i'd rather watch boxxy
Vexual: bwahaha
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw
Vexual: for the earth was formless..
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00085454 = 13.5017 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6800 @ 0.00085255 = 5.7973 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes hey, suppose i have http://bitbet.us//media/images/ads/mpex-468x60.png how do i feed this into ben-ads again ?
jurov: last it was discussed van supported only text?
jurov: also, only bitbet has 468x60 , other venues have different sizes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16800 @ 0.00085554 = 14.3731 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the idea is for it to make an ad out of adv supplied creatives.
Vexual: an ad in abox? hmm
jurov: you want to include the logo?
Vexual: optimum
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 12.04037436 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 1047 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] [PAID] 23.03311140 BTC to 15`210 shares, 151434 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 130 @ 0.00980595 = 1.2748 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.39430070 BTC to 15`210 shares, 9167 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 120 @ 0.01888402 = 2.2661 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 824 @ 0.00060999 = 0.5026 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9349 @ 0.00085235 = 7.9686 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 62 @ 0.00983547 = 0.6098 BTC [-] {5}
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: been working on image uploads this weekend, should be live soon
ben_vulpes: 2 weeks, etc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7269 @ 0.00085148 = 6.1894 BTC [-] {2}
ben_vulpes: <BingoBoingo> "Easy to handle" compared to what? Cocaine-soaked cobras? << "crater bait"
jurov: ben_vulpes: how do you handle the various dimesnions? user has to make them all, i guess?
jurov: and, may i ask you to support svg?
ben_vulpes: svg's a pretty good idea.
ben_vulpes: let me bounce this off you and see what you think
ben_vulpes: account page will now show ads that advertisers have created, and allow them to run those ads on a specific venue. ad size will have to match venue size.
jurov: yes
ben_vulpes: but that's going to have to wait for after the image stuff gets wired in.
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to drop under $400 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1029/ Odds: 21(Y):79(N) by coin, 20(Y):80(N) by weight. Total bet: 11.03650001 BTC. Current weight: 66,053.
[]bot: Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to drop under $400 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1029/ Odds: 21(Y):79(N) by coin, 20(Y):80(N) by weight. Total bet: 11.03650001 BTC. Current weight: 66,053.
ben_vulpes: ^^ race conditions?
ben_vulpes: although jurov if i use svg that implies animations too
ben_vulpes: and oh the cross browser horrors that implies
jurov: guess you'd have to parse the svg to check for animations.. and cross-browser stuff is responsibility of the buyer
ben_vulpes: yeah i can disallow animations.
ben_vulpes: a max size constraint will also be a good idea
jurov: similar as for gifs (or you won't support them altogether?)
ben_vulpes: no plans to, no.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1387 @ 0.00060999 = 0.8461 BTC [+] {3}
ben_vulpes: https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity
assbot: InfoSec Taylor Swift (SwiftOnSecurity) auf Twitter
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 79 @ 0.00965 = 0.7624 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 800 @ 0.00063998 = 0.512 BTC [+] {2}
X-Rob: thanks, mircea_popescu!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.236 = 0.944 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9289 @ 0.00085465 = 7.9388 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: yee.
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> svg's a pretty good idea. << very yes.
ben_vulpes: i actually want to rip the png stuff out right this instant
mircea_popescu: lol manage.
ben_vulpes: but user uploads is higher priority
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> ^^ race conditions? << looks like two separate bets
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: total bet's the same
mircea_popescu: well inasmuch as the bot has a delay..
mircea_popescu: i guess that technically is a race condition of sorts
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/866/bitcoin-over-1000-before-september/ << lawl at this thang.
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin over $1000 before September :: 6.47 B (8%) on Yes, 70.34 B (92%) on No | closed 5 days 18 hours ago
artifexd: Both bets happened at the exact same time. This is not an uncommon occurrence since bets occur at block confirmations.
artifexd: Since in each case the post bet numbers are the same, the bot reports them as such.
mircea_popescu: a ok,
mircea_popescu: makes sense, the total pool would be updated once per block.
fluffypony: ;;seen colinistheman
gribble: colinistheman was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 weeks, 5 days, 0 hours, 21 minutes, and 23 seconds ago: <colinistheman> if I feel adventurous in setting up all this stuff later I'll be back. g'day!
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: well now that I actually want to buy a new knife he's not around
fluffypony: sigh
mircea_popescu: peeps will learn.
jurov: !mpif
assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021650 B (Total: 473.44 B). Delta: -1.08 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00022 BTC [+]
jurov: !t m f.mpif
assbot: [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.00021999 / 0.00021999 / 0.00022 (3400 shares, 0.75 BTC)
jurov: i'll be profitable at last
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1055 @ 0.00064021 = 0.6754 BTC [+] {4}
penguirker: New blog post: http://explo.yt/post/2014/09/01/F.MPIF-August-2014-trading-statement
penguirker: New blog post: http://contravex.com/2014/09/01/all-the-kings-horses-and-all-the-kings-men-cant-stop-a-social-engineering-attack/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00085465 = 0.8547 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4455 @ 0.00085445 = 3.8066 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14846 @ 0.00085385 = 12.6763 BTC [-]
mike_c: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-08-2014#799897 << stopped working? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 18-08-2014 06:17:24; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell mike_c http://van-ads.com/login/KEYID/raw
mike_c: also, i logged in. it worked for two pages and now i'm logged out.
kakobrekla: you shant press logoff
mike_c: i don't even need to.
mike_c: super-secure
kakobrekla: :D
kakobrekla: speaking of securitah, just finsihed the cuckoos egg. cool read
punkman: https://twitter.com/VictoriaJustice/status/506197183742222336
assbot: These so called nudes of me are FAKE people. Let me nip this in the bud right now. *pun intended*
mike_c: .. ok, raw link does work. pebkac. (being logged off was real though)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00084953 = 8.0705 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 910 @ 0.00065787 = 0.5987 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: hey, mike_c just the guy i wanted to see.
mike_c: that's why i'm here. see and be seen.
mircea_popescu: punkman "Victoria Justice" is a name now ?
mircea_popescu: what of, a dog ?
mircea_popescu: o don't fucking tell me. it's a singer-songwriter innit.
punkman: prolly
mircea_popescu: born 93. holy shit they could be my daughters by now ;/
punkman: http://imgur.com/a/VTjZO
assbot: Victoria Justice Leaked - Imgur
punkman: http://i.imgur.com/TwjROZN.png
mircea_popescu: lol hacker known as 4chan
mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/a/xkWae better imo.
assbot: Kerry Katona via CelebStash - Imgur
mircea_popescu: lmao @idiot. yeah, totally fake, someone really derps around making multiple fake shots of her stupid mug with her tongue out the same exact way
mircea_popescu: because this is being so like courageous and risque and errything. totally tongue out dude!
mircea_popescu: so in conclusion, Ariana Grande and this chick http://imgur.com/Mbsh524 are kinda cute.
assbot: www.reddit.com/r/celebritynudearchive - Imgur
mircea_popescu: "In 2013, Grande rose to prominence after the release of her debut studio album, Yours Truly, which debuted at number one on the U.S. Billboard 200. The albums lead single, "The Way", became a top ten hit on the Billboard Hot 100 with critics comparing her wide vocal range to Mariah Carey."
mircea_popescu: dude the shit i'm missing out on. the us billboard STILL EXISTS ?!
mircea_popescu: next im gonna hear mtv is still hosting yo mtv raps.
punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9piRiiZ0C4Q
assbot: Maria Callas "Mon coeur s'ouvre a ta voix " - YouTube
mircea_popescu: “Jen is horrified over this leak and knows that this will possibly effect her upcoming roles,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.
mircea_popescu: a source can't speal.
mircea_popescu: http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/09/01/victoria-justice-nude-photos-scandal-reaction-denial/ << pretty fucking lulzy coindesk thing.
assbot: Victoria Justice Nude Photos: The Nickelodeon Star’s Reaction To The Scandal - Hollywood Life
eightyeight: anyone here using bitmessage?
gernika: eightyeight I am
eightyeight: i need to expand my bitmessage social circle. :)
punkman: is it good?
gernika: eightyeight BM-2cVsnhcfNkU1D87u4hy7SfYw3qZ9m7Su55
eightyeight: i like it
gernika: I helped out with a better BM client: voluntary.net/bitpost
punkman: give me a tldr, how does it work
eightyeight: punkman: bitmessage?
eightyeight: bitmessage is a decentralized peer-to-peer, end-to-end, encrypted messaging system
eightyeight: gernika: is bitpost compatible? also, any plans for something other than an os-x only client?
gernika: Yes it's compatible. It runs pybitmessage in the background without the qt UI (we made our own UI). Yes there are plans for a cross platform client, but that's a ways off.
eightyeight: nice
mircea_popescu: !up HoMM
HoMM: hey
mircea_popescu: os-x only ?!
punkman: #b-a testimonials http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2014/09/01#l1409605286
assbot: BitcoinStats
eightyeight: when the curses interface for bitmessage gets its bugs worked out, i'll be pretty excited
mircea_popescu: it's full of trolls ?!
gernika: mircea_popescu yes. The UI dev wanted a lot of control over the UI, and didn't want to build a js ui full of ugly compromises.
mircea_popescu: gernika i just didn't realise anyone who's not apple writes for the os-x as a platform.
punkman: eightyeight: link to that?
eightyeight: to the curses bug?
punkman: to the curses app
mircea_popescu: "I am certainly up for spending a few hundred dollars here" << we got called trolls by a guy whose budget is three whole figures :D
mircea_popescu: o wait, it's ninjashogun. heh nm.
gernika: mircea_popescu well the apple app store is full of people who do. Although it's not as popular is windows, the app store can be a good source of revenue as apple users tend to spend more money on apps.
ben_vulpes: days of apps as money makers is kinda gone at this point gernika
punkman: eightyeight: never mind, found it
ben_vulpes: some lotto winners may disagree, but...
ben_vulpes: "crapshoot", i think is the term.
mircea_popescu: i dunno, judging by the sad state of the ipad games (which i've been reviewing for the past month or so) i doubt much money is spent at all.
gernika: ben_vulpes true more and more
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes im seeing pretty much that yes.
eightyeight: punkman: yeah. sorry. wife sidetracked me.
mircea_popescu: the remains of a mining boom, basically. lotta ghost towns and some old whores.
eightyeight: yeah. the main app supports it with '-c'
mircea_popescu: i guess congrats are in order to apple, they managed to burn it all in five years.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4450 @ 0.0008497 = 3.7812 BTC [+]
gernika: I saw an interesting pricing model recently. An app I used allowed me to buy a specific new feature. That's an improvement over, buy once, get free updates forever.
mircea_popescu: if they werent' so boneheaded about bitcoin (and porn, for that matter) stuff like that'd have a chance, maybe.
punkman: http://community.namecheap.com/blog/2014/09/01/urgent-security-warning-may-affect-internet-users/
assbot: Urgent security warning that may affect all internet users - Namecheap Blog
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: " that the largest ever quotient of email addresses, usernames and passwords"... ahem. this is not what "quotient" means.
ben_vulpes: who even fractions any more
ben_vulpes: but hey on the previous topic while all the cheap, easily accessed hydrocarbons have been extracted from the app store stuff, some of us are derping around in the service of large piles of capital, sinking wells here and there.
mircea_popescu: stupid use of capital.
mircea_popescu: it's like if you owned a small shop, paid rent and then advertised the mall.
mircea_popescu: fuck them, let them a) advertise themselves and b) pay you to be there.
ben_vulpes: well a practical example
ben_vulpes: say a stadium would rather commission a mobile thinger than print oodles of shiny paper for every game
ben_vulpes: not the worst deployment of capital in the world. they're not chasing lotto returns or anything.
ben_vulpes: plus the odd revenue stream can come out of a piece of software like that: user data, better advertising opportunities...
mircea_popescu: i guess.
ben_vulpes: mind you though this whole thing only makes sense in the insanitorum
mircea_popescu: i was never a stadium.
ben_vulpes: where even the poverty stricken have 3 inches of pixels on which to advertise...
mircea_popescu: but i kinda thought those are mostly run like charities
ben_vulpes: and on the flipside, i'm talking another client out of his mobile things.
ben_vulpes: > charities, yeah, and we all know how they allocate capital.
ben_vulpes: i'm just a turbine in the breeze
ben_vulpes: capital flows by
ben_vulpes spins
mircea_popescu: spin baby spin
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=ninjashogun << holy shit, all negatives ? this has to be a first.
assbot: Rating Details for User 'ninjashogun'
punkman: no no it's all fake
mircea_popescu: lol. is fake what fucktarded 90 yo births call things that humiliate them out of left field ?
mircea_popescu: "this reality does not have my authorisation to exist" => "fake!"
punkman: look, you just don't get startups
ben_vulpes: the confirmations from outside -assets are neat too
punkman: ninjashogun is a brilliant ceo
ben_vulpes: shartups
mircea_popescu: There was a young fellow of Warwick who had reason for feeling euphoric, for he could by election have triune erection: Ionic, Corinthian, and Doric.
The20YearIRCloud: can i get money if i'm on a US IP?
mircea_popescu: you can prolly get food stamps...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9754 @ 0.00085299 = 8.3201 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7850 @ 0.00085613 = 6.7206 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4285 @ 0.00085683 = 3.6715 BTC [+] {2}
hanbot: asciilifeform ty for the note, looks like last time i "fixed" something i borkt instead. commenting should work fine nao!
BingoBoingo: The other Satoshi's work http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/09/01/japan_urges_stockpiling_of_toilet_paper.html
assbot: Japan urges stockpiling of toilet paper.
BingoBoingo: Well... other, other satoshi