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mircea_popescu: somehow the stories fat frumos don't seem to include marriage by fruit of his labours "on the field". because you can't
spank your own monkey into a wife anymore than you can douchebag your way into #trilema or pull yourself to moon by britches.
js-of-mp: but anyway, next time
spank her lightly and graciously permit her to apologize for it.
assbot: I would very much enjoy reading Mircea Popescu's reply to the letter in this post:
http://t.co/MndDYtNb9w < you can imagine the
SPANK!
artifexd: kakobrekla: How does assbot come up with the abbreviations for responding to
spank?
mircea_popescu: if anyone's looking to
spank someone, kuzetsa's asking for it.
ThickAsThieves: i mean i know you do your part to
spank the idiots and seize your day
Duffer1: who not
spank wife sooner or
mircea_popescu: confucius sez, "he who not
spank wife sooner or later
spank monkey"
BingoBoingo: ANd some people don't
spank the wife enough to have a line that simply read "porn"
cads: and
spank something else
mircea_popescu: "if i come home and you've eaten no dog i'm going to
spank you!"
mircea_popescu: this is why you make your designers work nude and
spank them occasionally.