kakobrekla: why rocked? if you win you can lose 1% max
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0473 = 0.2365 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: if you lose, you lose it all in all the cases
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1055 @ 0.00010323 = 0.1089 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17750 @ 0.00084536 = 15.0051 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: well think about on how much you are willing to lose for your hedge and see what the market sez
kakobrekla: if the amount is too low for it to pass moderation, well that sucks then.
kakobrekla: well the mods decided that it does not qualify apparently.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Is the future of 3M really that big of a deal?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4400 @ 0.000207 = 0.9108 BTC [-]
TestingUnoDosTre: so can you explain to amod that i intend to bet more, depending on how the market interacys with the bet?
kakobrekla: they will prolly see your line in the logs, not that it magically adds numbers to your initial wager
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.01988845 = 0.2585 BTC [-] {4}
ThickAsThieves: you know it's actually more beneficial to you to bet your full intended amount to start with
kakobrekla: anyway, now that we have come to the end of this support ticket, i will kindly ask you to leave feedback for our internal purposes. how slanderous / rude did you find our support experience?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 17 @ 0.01950422 = 0.3316 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 42 @ 0.0055 = 0.231 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3000 @ 0.000207 = 0.621 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00540582 = 0.1892 BTC [-] {5}
TestingUnoDosTre: i understand the nature of weighted but there are market changes that could influence the results. what are my options?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 52 @ 0.00539615 = 0.2806 BTC [-] {2}
Duffer1: then bet X for your position and x for your hedge no?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8043 @ 0.00084543 = 6.7998 BTC [+] {3}
TestingUnoDosTre: heres my thing. i own mmm stock, want to a decent position of btc. this position is meant to hedge the scenario
Duffer1: you can't buy calls/puts for that and just buy some btc?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1232 @ 0.00084619 = 1.0425 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Seriously nice walkthrough of why betting both sides and betting constantly is the best way to bitbet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2600 @ 0.000207 = 0.5382 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6824 @ 0.00085175 = 5.8123 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.6000101 = 6.0001 BTC [-] {3}
kakobrekla: SCAM SITE. HE JUST RIPPED THE HTML FROM MY SITE BITCAPITAL.CO
ThickAsThieves: The mistake is in thinking this has anything to do with the money. It's said that most at home traders fail, but this is incorrect: they fail at making money, but they are successful at feeling like a trader. That is the goal; the money is secondary, which is why they fail at making it. The buy/hold/reinvest the dividends strategy of Buffet is totally opposite to what's desired,
ThickAsThieves: because the strategy does not involve market timing or status updates, it is on autopilot, and there's no "i" in autopilot. Well, there's one, but it doesn't stand out.
ThickAsThieves: The trading activity itself-- the frantic activity-- keeps the rest of reality away. You're not your job-- you're something else. You're not your family, you're more than that. Things have the potential of possibly happening someday, and no work will have been necessary to accomplish it. Just you wait.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00527418 = 0.2954 BTC [-] {5}
ozbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Who Can Know How Much Randi Zuckerberg Is Worth?
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Maybe start forum.bitcoin-assets.com?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7250 @ 0.00085402 = 6.1916 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Only post is by kakobrekla, a photoshoop of Thermos sucking off a Gar
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00572361 = 0.2289 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: hm i dont have that one, just garr sucking off inaba
kakobrekla: www.ryblog.com/index.php?/archives/7-Did-PMC-Save-Bitcoin-Users-Billions.html
kakobrekla: ;;later tell mircea_popescu ^^ since we were speaking of block reward going to 0
kakobrekla: i think this may be the first useful thing that came out of altcoins
Duffer1: a hearty chuckle is always usefull
dignork: usefull, maybe in 120 years from now
kakobrekla: or as asciilifeform put it , invent the parachute before the jump
kakobrekla: i guess the bigger point was the insignificance of altcoins
kakobrekla: but if they fix one bitcoin bug, hey, it was worth it.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00084765 = 6.6117 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.10999001 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: that one will be sleepin with the fishes.
ozbot: Covering Porsche in BTC related logos to raise awareness?
kakobrekla: wtf, have a boxter but cant cover for the stickers
kakobrekla: i kno i kno, just bitchin here cause i cant do it there :\
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.00549999 = 0.1045 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 53 @ 0.00549994 = 0.2915 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.00549998 = 0.154 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0875 = 0.175 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.00549998 = 0.1045 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02126199 = 0.4252 BTC [+] {5}
KRS-One: bet its from the japanese nuclear reactor disaster
KRS-One: i'm actually looking forward to some interesting sushi
Mats_cd03: radiation from that mess is negligible
Mats_cd03: although id love to eat a giant shark just as much as the next guy
BingoBoingo: Eh, the small sharks usually taste better.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.00084535 = 8.8762 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2436 @ 0.00085283 = 2.0775 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: badger__: ThickAsThieves spoke here recently
kakobrekla: in retaliation to vexuals nicki minaj links www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKdVLQENSw
gribble: Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd', is identified as user 'artifexd', with GPG key id 11D1433947A3327A, key fingerprint 58A4FD3F492F49F5ECEA9D9911D1433947A3327A, and bitcoin address None
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00085008 = 6.7156 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: he mentioned he is afraid to die at 1.40 give or take.
kakobrekla: nikki, no fukin way in decrypting what she wants
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: That because she's too ratchet
BingoBoingo: Thankfully Activis discontinued purple drank
BingoBoingo: Putin can have his vicotry in Crimea, because Obama now has victory over Purple Drank
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 468 @ 0.00549999 = 2.574 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: "hes going down or thousands will end up syruped up!"
kakobrekla: the war? the war is lost when you start the battle.
KRS-One: had to make my eyes feel better
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00084535 = 2.8319 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo you know how the saying goes, "opiates and circuses"
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Sure, what lacks tylenol just makes you higher.
ozbot: ClubOrlov: Reichstag Fire in Kiev
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 21 @ 0.00634856 = 0.1333 BTC [-] {4}
mod6: (17:12) < kakobrekla> www.ryblog.com/index.php?/archives/7-Did-PMC-Save-Bitcoin-Users-Billions.html << hrm.
mod6: I can't prove this bug from some small test code that basically replicates the GetBlockValue function.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Come on Massachussets hasn't been part of Real America since 1798
artifexd: It is cpu and compiler dependent
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 36 @ 0.00541338 = 0.1949 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00084535 = 1.3526 BTC [-]
ozbot: John Krane - Guaranteed - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29500 @ 0.00084517 = 24.9325 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: So... like Litecoin is completely forgetten? What should I move that hedge I had in Litecoin into?
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: This is my hedge against anti SHA2 black magic
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: So BTC and ATC are out of the picture
Duffer1: turn it into cash and buy scrypt mining solutions
Duffer1: effectively hedge with every alt coin
BingoBoingo: Eh, maybe I should just buy people, or tractors (the two are in this price range fungible)
mod6: ok, weird. i didn't get it with '>>=', but did get it when I broke it out into a sub roll of `newSubsidy = (nSubsidy >> timesToRoll);`
mod6: 5000000000Times to roll: 65
pankkake: attack against the proof of work will just make better miners exploiting the attack
pankkake: proof of work changes are mostly a misunderstanding
pankkake: and these attacks would have to beat asics or be asic-able
pankkake: what you should worry about is ECDSA
pankkake: no, but if it is, we are in trouble
BingoBoingo: Well, right now the BIG worry is an attach that beats RIPEMD and ECDSA
pankkake: eheh, putting your bitcoin in addresses were never used is another layer of security I guess
pankkake: I mean, that never made a transaction out of it
BingoBoingo: Right, outgoing transactions are the only transactions tht can weaken addresses.
mod6: actually, think i might have not started from the right spot, because with that second part, this seems more correct:
mod6: Times to roll: 63 => 0
mod6: Times to roll: 64 => 5000000000
mod6: Times to roll: 65 => 2500000000
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.0054135 = 0.1353 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: dpaste.de: Snippet #259271
mod6: guess it would hvae been more clear to just do this: for(; nHeight < (subsidyHalvingInterval * 100); nHeight += subsidyHalvingInterval, count++) {
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.00085336 = 8.9603 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 62 @ 0.00541337 = 0.3356 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: I'm not totally sure, but I think I have just found the most dangerous product listed on Amazon
ozbot: VitaminLife.com: DMSO DMSO 70% Concentrated 30% Water - 8 oz Liquid - Arthritis Support
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Nah, corner pharmacy only sells it as a cream, and health food store only sells it to 30$ concentrate
BingoBoingo: DMSO has always been great though in that it can turn any drug into a topical drug
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I remember those logs, I was the one who supposed DMSO as a problem
BingoBoingo: In some situations it is literally a lifesaver
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
BingoBoingo: A lot of actually efficacious concoctions for arthritis demand it.
BingoBoingo: By having a DMSO solution piured over it at intervals, until the shark is me
BingoBoingo: Right now I am rather disappointed I can't find 6% H2O2 solution
B007: dignork: mind explaining a bit?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0928 = 0.6496 BTC [+] {2}
dignork: B007, scroll back the channel, there was something about altcoin which was fully premined and then started to give full block reward
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0928 = 0.3712 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Ticket was filed as ticket 2/2 of flaws which might fatally threaten BTC
BingoBoingo: Ticket 1/2 was the original payment protocol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Flaws in Bitcoin bound to human flaws though are denoted a Aleph-sub-count, so Pirateat40 was Aleph-sub-0, MtGox is Aleph-sub-1
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.0008471 = 8.1322 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: It should suffice to say that the error in Bitcoin whereby vaccum insulated bottles control web forums is Aleph sub Aleph
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 58 @ 0.00551201 = 0.3197 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: So I just finished an implementation of a BTC client, is anyone interested in testing it? (Warning any balances it can access will be sent to 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09497084 = 0.3799 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1550 @ 0.00084512 = 1.3099 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 55 @ 0.00618962 = 0.3404 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00084629 = 10.3671 BTC [+]
B007: BingoBoingo: lol nice address
B007: how long did that take to generate
BingoBoingo: B007: Not too lond the s was a serendipitous bonus
BingoBoingo: I searched for 6 characters and was delivered a great seventh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 965 @ 0.0002075 = 0.2002 BTC [+]
B007: I'll test it if linux compatible
BingoBoingo: B007: It is multiplatform compatibable, just make all of your base send balance to 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4 and wait for the blowjobs
BingoBoingo: Tested on OpenBSB, Solaris 8, WIndows 3.1, and Mac OS 7.5.1
BingoBoingo: Also A/UX, but who else used that in the first place?
B007: wait this is a joke
B007: I would send blowjobs to 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4 if I could
BingoBoingo: I wonder if there is an altcoin named blowjobs.
artifexd: I know of sexcoin and fuckcoin. Haven't heard of BlowJobCoin.
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Have you seen twister, tornoders rue the day, coins just try to pick up the pieces later
ozbot: How To Create Your Own Cryptocurrency - Slashdot
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Tornaders are the fuckers that tried to smash my roof last week.
B007: BingoBoingo: Chicago?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00551201 = 0.5512 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: B007: Same state, much, much further south. You know like in actual civilized country
B007: ok well I havn't been to Chicago
B007: I live in So Cal so
BingoBoingo: B007: The entire Chicago river is an open sewer
Mats_cd03: I read once that Chicago is top three for most corrupt policymakers in murica
BingoBoingo: Used to go to Lake michigan, but now goes from lake Michigan to the Illinois river
BingoBoingo: All their shit goes there, and they dye it green for St patties
Mats_cd03: does it smell more like a river or a trash barge
BingoBoingo: My sense of smell was blunted last few trips, but the name Chicago comess from a "How" Injun term for Onion stink
BingoBoingo: I may have also propelled a couple stoamach fulls of Onion stink into the river...
BingoBoingo: South Chicago though... Makes East St Louis look like fucking Town and Country or Naperville
BingoBoingo: Too much thieves among honor has always been Chicago's flaw
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.0055 = 0.154 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.0055 = 0.264 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3950 @ 0.00084512 = 3.3382 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04783333 = 0.1435 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 27 @ 0.00554999 = 0.1498 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.0008479 = 15.7285 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 152 @ 0.00088186 = 0.134 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.00088186 = 0.2205 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 38 @ 0.0055 = 0.209 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00556819 = 0.5568 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00557999 = 0.2567 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00085012 = 7.056 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12389 @ 0.00085032 = 10.5346 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00084966 = 10.026 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11388 @ 0.00085168 = 9.6989 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00551201 = 1.1024 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 111 @ 0.07985905 = 8.8644 BTC [-] {23}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7167 @ 0.00085226 = 6.1081 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00084808 = 11.7883 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 500 @ 0.0002075 = 0.1038 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 8 @ 0.06999688 = 0.56 BTC [-] {5}
Neil: Eligius has really come back to take quite a slice of the mining pool pie
Neil: 22% now. Up a lot from when it was 2-3%
mircea_popescu: back before luke was vouching for imaginary bfl deliveries, yeah.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0055 = 0.165 BTC
Neil: mircea_popescu: Was just reading the MPOE Feb statement and trying to understand it. Are you implying that Gox were deliberately trying to screw you over last month? Or just that their shenanigans might have had that effect?
Neil: I guess I don't understand it. Note #vi
mircea_popescu: ah. yeah, it's conceivable that keeping the entire thing on respirators so the price may reach 135 was in some way realted.
mircea_popescu: it'd seem that a sane business person, as well as anyone even vaguely aware of the legal implications of twi would have cut the pie on the 15th rather than on the 25th
mircea_popescu: then again a strong case can be made that karpeles & co are neither, so i guess we'll never know.
Neil: I got screwed by the 1 Mar $150 Gox price thang on bitbet. That was my only loss.
mircea_popescu: hard to say, but i would guess it would have been resolved the same way if mtgox was simply closed anyway.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 11 @ 0.06999689 = 0.77 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.61724849 = 1.2345 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.071 = 0.284 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07 = 0.28 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres the idea is that if you make some bet that doesn't seem likely to interest anyone but you, you are expected to lay btc on it. if it doesn't interest you to the degree of actually laying btc on it, then it has no place in this world.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres also, if you're concerned about one sidedness, you can just as well bet the other side too once the bet is accepted. this way you're now a bookie, and if you have any clue about MMM or w/e subject of your bet enough to line it correctly this can be a livelihood for you.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres also to help you understand the economics of the situation, bitbet puts 0.1 btc of its own on any accepted bet. btc charges 1% of pool. if the pool isn't 10btc, bitbet is making a loss on this score. this doesn't strictly mean you must plunk down 10 btc or else, but definitely 0.x btc aren't in the zone in most cases.
cazalla: Neil: how were you screwed?
mircea_popescu: cazalla you don't say. bet 1 btc a year ago, worth $30,
cazalla: what's the best pay out to date?
mircea_popescu: you mean as largest pool paid ? some difficulty bet recently
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty at or above 2B before Feb 2014
cazalla: i guess diff one relative to USD is far bigger
cazalla: at the time of pay out anyway
mircea_popescu: fun fact : bitbet has had 28 bets weith a total pool over 100 btc
mircea_popescu: "Vice President Joe Biden tried to convince a young Canadian woman to sign up for Obamacare"
mircea_popescu: "but you'll get free contraception! we can fuck all the time!"
cazalla: that milf from alaska called ukraine 5 years ago
cazalla: then again, once you go black, we don't want you back
cazalla: apparently she banged glen rice and did coke with him back in the day
cazalla: heh i saw that last night when doing site: on websites
mircea_popescu: cazalla i thought any young woman is legally required to gangbang and do coke
cazalla: their faq still has ponzi.io as part of the title tag
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 74 @ 0.00530243 = 0.3924 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7077 @ 0.00084888 = 6.0075 BTC [+]
cazalla: is coke part of the college experience or is that just how they sell it
mircea_popescu: generally it's part of a girl's becoming a woman to shag some older rich dude, which is how she gets coke.
cazalla: yes i read this on your site
mircea_popescu: generally older rich dudes don't bother with stupid girls, which is why it correlates with college
cazalla: my wife thinks she is smart
cazalla: yet has never used any drugs
cazalla: "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life"
cazalla: if she did, she would not be my wife but FWB
cazalla: but i don't have enough money/coins for smart women who did coke
cazalla: barely 30 so the night is young
cazalla: 50 would actually be ideal as our son would be an adult by then
cazalla: i imagine there are many men praying bitcoin makes them rich so they can leave their wives
mircea_popescu: there are men praying all sorts of things happen so they can leave their wives.
chetty: nah its the wives who are praying ...
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves incidentally, that article is illustrative of why im pretty much convinced the last psych is a woman. her obsession with randi zu smacks me of she-envy.
cazalla: i didn't want one either wao-ender
wao-ender: mircea_popescu: there so many ways, like to adopt one
mircea_popescu: i suppose black girls can cope with this entire "women as a cattle herd maintained by the state" with satellitary men fucking them from the edges, much like chimps live in the wild
wao-ender: I'd like to have kids, but I didnt find any responsible wife yet..
cazalla: but given i want kids who aren't degenerate SJW fags, i figured it best my wife and I have a traditional family
cazalla: wao-ender: adopt? you willingly be cuckolded?
cazalla: wao-ender: i'm interested why you would want to adopt, assuming you are a man
wao-ender: well, I've been already helping in some orphanages
wao-ender: and I like help some of that kids, who will deserve kinda better life
cazalla: i am usually suspicious of men who do that
mircea_popescu: cazalla you know, just because you didnt make it doesn't mean it sucks.
mircea_popescu: what's this, biological "not invented here" syndrome ?
cazalla: but why would any man give away resources for children that are not his
cazalla: i am selfish but i don't think that's my reasoning
mircea_popescu: are my slaves not mine because some other people toiled with them for their early years ?
cazalla: you fkc and i pick up the tab? no thanks
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00084932 = 11.8055 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: if i make you wear a rock around your neck for the rest of your life, is it now your rock ?
mircea_popescu: well... i mean you can't change this blood of yours, can you
cazalla: i could argue both but educate me
mircea_popescu: all i'm sayin' is that by your reasoning, the farmer shouldn't plow the field
mircea_popescu: because the grain is fucking and he's picking up the bill.
cazalla: i think he should because he gains the benefit of his hard work
cazalla: what benefit do i gain raising another child
mircea_popescu: so you don't. doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist neh ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00550778 = 0.3305 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: what's the benefit to you of making your own kids. not like you eat them later or anything.
cazalla: but why does the lion kill anothers cubs
punkman1: he just wants to harvest their organs
dignork: mircea_popescu actually you do, you assume they'll support you when you old
mircea_popescu: dignork i don't think anyone sane really does that tbh.
wao-ender: well, yeah, someone taking kids like passive long-term investment
dignork: mircea_popescu it's a common assumption afaik, stupid one, i know
cazalla: so it's charity as per your charity article?
mircea_popescu: anyway, women don't benefit from having kids, that's for sure. if anything it makes them dumb.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 114 @ 0.00549904 = 0.6269 BTC [-] {3}
cazalla: but i would wager when it comes to adoption, women are more inclined unless the man is infertile or has some strange cuckold fetish he wants to make real
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00551201 = 0.1488 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.00613 = 0.3065 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i don't imagine adoption is generally as sexual as you represent it.
dignork: but there is a subject in wikipedia: "Cuckoldry as a fetish", awesome!
wao-ender: i'm taking it more like moral/social help
mircea_popescu: dignork i suspect a majority of men actually would enjoy their lives more as desexualised betas than play-pretend sexual alphas anyway.
mircea_popescu: reproductive traits are a serious draw on biological systems.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, plenty of women would rather be fat than good at pole dancing.
cazalla: wao-ender: i wonder why i think it's a commendable act but abhorrent for myself to do such a thing
mircea_popescu: cazalla what if you have a daughter and she becomes a public rape slut ?
cazalla: this is why i was so happy to have a son
dignork: cazalla there are men-sluts as well
cazalla: i guess it wouldn't matter as i wouldn't expect much from a daugther anyway
mircea_popescu: well, don't take it the wrong way but i think you have some issues there :)
cazalla: i wouldn't like it but that's the reality
mircea_popescu: what if your son becomes a faggot who spends all his money (from govt dole) to pay aids infected homosexuals to roughly fuck him ?
dignork: cazalla, how does your son behaviour reflects on you?
cazalla: tbh as long as we raise him right, i don't think things like that would ever be an issue
cazalla: whether he is straight as an arrow or flaming homosexual
cazalla: dignork: it reflects on me as a parent
dignork: cazalla you just assume that your influence is a major player in his development
cazalla: why else is the a disparity between fathered and fatherless children
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dignork: cazalla, there is SOME influence, sure, i'm not sure about majority
cazalla: some and major, this is subjective
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 176 @ 0.00511455 = 0.9002 BTC [-] {6}
mircea_popescu: there's plenty of parents that the kid'd be better off with no parents at all
cazalla: to what extent who really knows but there is an impact
mircea_popescu: and these aren't always poor. i've seen plenty of fucking impossible middle class people, murdering the kid under a mountain of attention
cazalla: see if i did have a daughter, she would be less likely to be the public rape slut mircea_popescu suggests by my being around and being a good role model opposed to not being there at all
dignork: cazalla, if you have cash you can give them education, imho that's all the influence that you get
cazalla: dignork: i have read contrary to that
cazalla: that is to say my influence is beyond being able to send them to a good school
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: but if they fix one bitcoin bug, hey, it was worth it. <<< mp is too lazy to dig up where he was arguing this about ltc
cazalla: and maybe i want to home school and have a little luke-jr running around
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cazalla: depends on the student i would guess
cazalla: me? it would've made little difference good or bad school
cazalla: i wanted to stay home and play everquest and that was that
cazalla: i went to a bad public school
cazalla: so difficult to argue it would've been the same
dignork: wow everquest, nice graphics, reminds me of lineage
cazalla: most mmo's are hand holding social networks now
mircea_popescu: mod6 what i hear is that >>= is not uniformly implemented on all platforms.
dignork: mircea_popescu, in c++ standard it UD
mircea_popescu: so bitcoin wouldn't really display the behaviour, we'd just end up with a fork
cazalla: i think i'm missing half this conversation
mircea_popescu: dignork nah, it's a problem of how the compiler translates the code do machine and how the processor runs it then
dignork: mircea_popescu there is not much options to implement lshift, especially if you have such cpu opcode
mircea_popescu: (ie, on some platforms with 64 bit registers shift 65 bits means shift one bit,
dignork: in any case, crisis is diverted, 120 years in advance :)
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dignork: yep, but we have like 120 years to fix it, till then there probably won't be any 32 or 64 bit processors anyway :)
dignork: cazalla,, sorry, it was about some exotic bitcoin bug which will be interesting in 120 years from now
cazalla: i meant that i don't see the text mircea_popescu is responding to
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00084479 = 10.7288 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 444 @ 0.00549 = 2.4376 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: Time since last block: 8 minutes and 2 seconds
ozbot: BitBet - 1BTC >= $10,000 USD
mircea_popescu: this shit's fucking incredible. btc is about 500ish, the odds of 10k (ie, 2k% increase) are viewed as 1:3
cazalla: i was going to bet yes on that
mircea_popescu: at this point, the EV of betting no on that is about 10x better than any fiat investment.
dignork calcualtes if betting against is worth the money
cazalla: i just dislike waiting 9 month wait for the outcome on those bets
mircea_popescu: you can trade $500 worth of btc today for... 18k worth of btc in nov.
mircea_popescu: cazalla from experience you're better off having your btc locked away from your control
dignork: mircea_popescu, yeah, but the problem is that if there will be too many NO bets return will be close to zero
cazalla: except for a small amount to play with
mircea_popescu: it was a year old when mtgox finally entered its last stages of decomposition
ozbot: BitBet - MtGox Bitcoin USD Exchange Rate >= $150 Before the End of April 2013
dignork: mircea_popescu, ok so currently NO payout is ~1.4, if later it'd change to 1000 NO vs 100 yes, payout will be lower, or is it ficed at the moment of betting?
ozbot: BitBet - BTC/USD at MtGox will be above $150 on Mar 1st 2014
mircea_popescu: dignork payout will be lower, but proportional with the weights involved.
mircea_popescu: if you bet 1 btc at 100k weight, someone at 50k weight needs to bet 2 btc to get the same effects
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.00539893 = 0.108 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.07560803 = 3.856 BTC [+] {3}
dignork: mircea_popescu i see, still the chances for saturation are too high for me :)
mircea_popescu: there still aren't better opportunities available in btc as it is.
mircea_popescu: kinda the miracle of bitbet : because peoplke generally are so bad at evaluating opportunity, it's a fucking gold mine.
dignork: mircea_popescu it's actually too sad, you'd think multi billion eco-system would provide more investement opportunities :)
cazalla: i ripped that one off the gox one
cazalla: which was suggested to avoid becoming a snackman
dignork: cazalla, it's be an awesome response to the Giardian journalist from the line above
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7737 @ 0.00084624 = 6.5474 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the thingwith snackman, as i recall it, is that he sent a wager on an already known bet
mircea_popescu: and then he cheaped out on tx fees, so his tx was never confirmed in time
cazalla: jew too so must've really hurt
cazalla: guess there are no JIDF here
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7277 @ 0.00084963 = 6.1828 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: That's what happened to Myspace. It tipping pointed into "unemployed/some high school" and The Ruling Class had to sell it to Ima Holla Achoo for 20x less than they bought it. Now it looks like Windows Mobile, which is demographically appropriate.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.08859409 = 0.9745 BTC [+] {4}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3948 @ 0.00085158 = 3.362 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0907 = 0.907 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00085248 = 1.6197 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09125 = 0.365 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.04500002 = 0.27 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.0915 = 0.549 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.13311598 = 0.7987 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00085248 = 4.6034 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Obama warned that Russia's "continued violation of international law will lead to greater political and economic isolation."
mircea_popescu: country producing nothing anyone wants to country producing fuels and minerals everyone wants "herpderp isolation is u". might as well be some dork talking to scarlett j about how socially isolated she'll be if she continues being blonde.
mircea_popescu: "The Napster controversy has taught us that you can't stop people who know more than you do."
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 136 @ 0.00534498 = 0.7269 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7200 @ 0.00085378 = 6.1472 BTC [+]
gribble: Current Blocks: 288589 | Current Difficulty: 3.81572379881463E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 290303 | Next Difficulty In: 1714 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, 25 minutes, and 25 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 3992945039.77 | Estimated Percent Change: 4.6445
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16710 @ 0.00085375 = 14.2662 BTC [-] {3}
mpexbot: FabianB_: X.IDIFF.MAR Bids: ['150 @ 0.003', '200 @ 0.00290837', '100 @ 0.00172']
mpexbot: FabianB_: Asks: ['10 @ 0.00395111', '10 @ 0.00395132', '15 @ 0.00421474', '20 @ 0.00460987', '25 @ 0.00526842']
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 105 @ 0.08200052 = 8.6101 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.08920255 = 0.6244 BTC [+] {3}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00613 = 0.613 BTC [-]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00085622 = 3.2536 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> all i'm sayin' is that by your reasoning, the farmer shouldn't plow the field /// It's a lizard brain thing - the most innate thing we're here to do is reproduce, so i'd assume a man's desire to bare his own blood is not only natural, but reinforced by male social roles. Of course this is becoming quite distorted, as you point out about betas feigning alpha. Having
ThickAsThieves: your own progeny is also interpreted as a way to live posthumously. The whole conversation can be starkly scientific, or frustatingly philosophical. intraductibillamawhatsit i guess.
ThickAsThieves: As I read TLP, I don't get much sense of gender, but I haven't read it trying to scrape that out yet. Your theory is sound though, being that I never knew Randi existed before reading that.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 263 @ 0.00088186 = 0.2319 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00528448 = 1.0569 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10341 @ 0.000857 = 8.8622 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.08920042 = 0.6244 BTC [+] {2}
CheckDavid: Magician later turned into pseudo claims buster.
mircea_popescu: a no. apparently there's some moral hazard embodied in zuckerberg's sister
mircea_popescu: who happened to be cleanning floors and be paid in stock options early in fb's history.
mircea_popescu: you know, much like random idiot mining bitcoins in 2009
CheckDavid: I would become a believer if I WA's an early miner. Such easy money
CheckDavid: Isn't nakamoto sitting on a million coins?
mircea_popescu: just big numbers pushed by the clueless press and swallowed by the superificial.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10820 @ 0.00085189 = 9.2174 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59000041 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59000015 = 1.18 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00539994 = 1.62 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00519892 = 0.234 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00539999 = 0.135 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Bitcoin is creating a whole new set of problems pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1229 @ 0.00086073 = 1.0578 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.58407999 = 2.3363 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 430 @ 0.00539999 = 2.322 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.00539999 = 0.1836 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00085189 = 4.4298 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.13311598 = 1.198 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 94 @ 0.0052002 = 0.4888 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11150 @ 0.00085231 = 9.5033 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.0051989 = 0.104 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 27 @ 0.00519 = 0.1401 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0439 = 0.1317 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3292 @ 0.00019251 = 0.6337 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12927 @ 0.00085231 = 11.0178 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00085309 = 5.4598 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 18 @ 0.0439 = 0.7902 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9233 @ 0.00085189 = 7.8655 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.02134999 = 0.6405 BTC [+] {2}
MisterE: "While the popularity of both innovations has grown quickly (even though Coin is not yet available), they still face key uphill battles"
wao-ender: well, kids have here dogecoin already
wao-ender: mircea_popescu: no, slovakia is labeled as czechoslovakia.
wao-ender: since 91', seem that telly didnt updated their geo infos
mircea_popescu: why the fuck does this kid think i banned him from assets?!
MisterE: well most people who watch CNN are 60+
wao-ender: I see him here lol, is it him, right?
wao-ender: 16:44 -!- 32 - #bitcoin-assets: ban *!*@unaffiliated/skinnkavaj [by leguin.freenode.net, 2305187 secs ago]
mircea_popescu: so since czechs ate slovakia, can't romania eat up that ukraine pseudopod there in the south ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00085342 = 11.0945 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Oh, that ways Bitcoin will change the world. Now Russia and Ukraine contest Crimea. In the future someone in this chan is going to think, "Now that this place is getting such attention the weather seems nice" before buying the penninsula from both warring factions
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.58090833 = 6.9709 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08999988 = 0.36 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: you can't buy the crimea from russia any more than you can buy kim kardashians' ass from her
ThickAsThieves: and you have to be as crazy as kanye to take the whole thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08999988 = 0.18 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: who the fuck needs the responsibility for 40 million disabled idiots.
mircea_popescu: talk about cuckolding, you didn't even fuck all the women
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, cazalla's rationale is perhaps why traditionally leaders also fucked all the women.
mircea_popescu: what was that study that whatever primitive villages were 80% the offspring of the village chieftain or something
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 166 @ 0.08089007 = 13.4278 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9187 @ 0.0008497 = 7.8062 BTC [-]
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 562.97, vol: 7539.63282859 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 554.98, vol: 7035.30086 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 562.73, vol: 4985.7429263 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 559.0372, vol: 3140.76200000 | Volume-weighted last average: 559.89703964
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 413 @ 0.00084709 = 0.3498 BTC [-]
nubbins`: (i used to date a girl whose very rich grandfather would stroll around parties asking people what they thought. when responded to with "about what?", he would simply walk away)
davout: the french people loves you anyway
mircea_popescu: nobody went "i think you should leave me all your monyz" ?
nubbins`: guy owned so much land he couldn't keep track of it all
mircea_popescu: o right, and pestering people is like all etherated or what.
nubbins`: it was a conversation starter!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 21 @ 0.00519 = 0.109 BTC [-]
nubbins`: i've had some great conversations that started with me asking someone what they thought
nubbins`: boring people say "about what?", interesting people tell you what they think.
mircea_popescu: ok, different approach : i'm thinking about why it is that your granddaughter looks best with a cock in her mouth.
nubbins`: the great conversations? nope.
mircea_popescu: (btw, anyone noticed this ? all female faces look best with that distended jaw look of a cock inserted)
nubbins`: nobody's ever asked you what's on your mind before?
mircea_popescu: actually asking people you're not sexually intimate with "what's on their mind' is quite offensive.
ThickAsThieves: asking people what's on their mind is at least a complete q
nubbins`: you taking offense didn't mean a row of beans to him, unfortunately
nubbins`: asking what you think is a complete question, in the sense that asking the time is a complete question
nubbins`: someone asks you the time, you don't say "where?" unless you're an idiot or a smartass
nubbins`: and by common communication, you mean what, business-man speak?
ThickAsThieves: everyone knows what someone means when they ask what you think
nubbins`: what do you think of the quarterly financials?
ThickAsThieves: i mean this assumption that when someone asks a question, there is a context
nubbins`: so you're unable to summon an answer to an open-ended question?
ThickAsThieves: i'm unable to ask for clarification to the q without being trolled?
ThickAsThieves: if I say What's up? and you don't say "the ceiling" you're the ass?
davout: ThickAsThieves: no because that means you're boring
davout: nubbins` so grandpa was an asshole, kewl
mircea_popescu: one wonders how the guy got married in the first place.
davout: nubbins`: you're not special, my grandpa is an asshole too :D
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it probably has good selectivity but poor specificity.
nubbins`: and fwiw, he was an asshole, but since when is that criteria
davout: nubbins`: it *is* a criteria
mircea_popescu: ""I had Christ in my mouth for over an hour!" was a post funeral text from a woman who... what? I'm not a Catholic so it took me a few minutes to piece together that this lunatic meant she had kept the Eucharist from the funeral mass in her mouth without swallowing it for an hour-- as if that meant something."
nubbins`: might as well ask about the thread count of his sheets
mircea_popescu: yes it means something. it means she's doing cum swallow games @home.
nubbins`: well, now that we've come to the conclusion that asking people what they think is trollish, invasive, and grossly offensive
davout: nubbins`: nope, it's the walking away part
nubbins`: i don't walk away, i respond with "anything"
nubbins`: you can see the gears start turning in people's heads
nubbins`: much better than "did you see ___ on television" or w/e
ozbot: Hundreds of gunmen surround Ukraine military base
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08990703 = 0.1798 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: a great win for public participation, decentralisation and crowd powa.
nubbins`: i remember responding to that thread
nubbins`: i guess he deleted it and started a new one?
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: He made two of them, one in securities and the other in scam accusations
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah, the other incarnation was the one linked here first
ozbot: Mircea Popescu aka Crumbs & others
nubbins`: ah, i guess the first one wasn't going the way he wanted
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.34205046 BTC to 3`554 shares, 65899 satoshi per share
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6044 @ 0.00085466 = 5.1656 BTC [+]
wao-ender: > Romania will send gypsie batallions to steal tanks and ammo :^)
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0435001 = 0.174 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 246 @ 0.00088199 = 0.217 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.0435 = 0.522 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo all these wannabe mps gotta study up on style!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.043125 = 0.1725 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 177 @ 0.00519 = 0.9186 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well at least all of this "textual analysis" provides forumites a distraction from the Szabo is Satoshi hypothesis
ozbot: What Did <em>Not</em> Happen At Mt. Gox
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 15 @ 0.0426 = 0.639 BTC [-]
nubbins`: maybe they should have distributed the coding too
ozbot: Mark Karpeles blinking a morse code : Bitcoin
mircea_popescu: "If I had to guess, I'd venture that Mt. Gox is based on something like MySQL -- strongly consistent and not broken by design, though perhaps slow and hard to scale."
mircea_popescu: who the fuck is this retard with delusions of competence ?
nubbins`: maybe he runs mysql on a FAT partition ;(
mircea_popescu: the phrase before the mysql debacle is "I went to the Cornell dairy barn, I drank the fizzy milk drinks that the agriculture students designed for their masters projects. The code being peddled under the NoSQL rubric is analogous in its construction and quality."
nubbins`: "If one must pick a cryptocurrency, the lowly dogecoin, of all things, is doing everything right."
mircea_popescu: pile of failed ignorance denouncing the "general" failed ignorance.
ThickAsThieves: "Bear in mind that , until December 5th 2013, Mark Williams had never mentioned Bitcoin at all. But since December 2013 he has written over 50 postings on Bitcoin , in a little over two months, with only a handful of his normal type of postings about banking risks"
ThickAsThieves: " the chatter coming out of the Delta Sigma Pie Fraternity at Boston Uni is that senior Frat colleagues have been expressing serious concern about the progressively erratic behavior of Prof. Mark Williams."
kakobrekla: >If I were to encounter my bank's CEO on IRC, I would not think "how cool and edgy, lemme get a screen cap, LOL," I'd put my money in a mattress and short the bank's stock.
kakobrekla: yes, someone with twitter handle "@el33th4xor" appears much more trustworthy.
mircea_popescu: its a noteworthy mark of the desperation of the media re bitcoin that they're reducing to putting forth the opinions of frat boys
mircea_popescu: as to the behaviour of their risk management teachers.
nubbins`: <script>window.alert("altcoin sucks cocks")</script>
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8205 @ 0.00085002 = 6.9744 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: "When someone hates something that to outside observers looks exactly like themselves in every way, you should quickly consult a French book to see if they don't have a word for that phenomenon, and they do, it's called projection."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00084902 = 5.4337 BTC [-] {2}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2394 @ 0.00085708 = 2.0518 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00539998 = 0.81 BTC [-]
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
Duffer1: ken slaughter canceled 55nm dev completely, he claims funds were lost in Gox bankruptcy
nubbins`: why the fuck would a business owner -- of any size -- store funds in an exchange?
mircea_popescu: you weren't around during pirate, when people suddenly discovered they had lost it all on pirate were you
Duffer1: i've only been around since julyish
mircea_popescu: yeah. so back then loads of shitty/scammy stuff went like
mircea_popescu: o... we were totally 100% legit but we lost it all on pirate
nubbins`: slaughter must have immediately bought a $5,000 bottle of wine upon hearing of gox collapse
Duffer1: i wonder how many asked themselves why their trusted issuers had money with pirate in the first place...
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 you read the patrick harnett "no pirate deposit" thing ?
ozbot: BitBet - Facebook Myspace'd
Duffer1: oh TaT i dig the Bitcoin Error Log, good stuff
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00534955 = 0.214 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: hopefully i can find more people to attack than Keiser
ozbot: Scammer tag: PatrickHarnett
Duffer1: Alex Jones was on mcxNOW yesterday, him and max have been having a lot of conversations..
mircea_popescu: "Let me offer a contrary position, unpalatable but worth considering: the only appropriate time to wear make up is to look attractive to men. Or women, depending on which genitals you want to lick, hopefully it's both. "Ugh, women are not objects." Then why are you painting them?"
ThickAsThieves: also much internet-connected lower class uses it as central comm
mircea_popescu: people, and us people in particular, fie the notion they may congregate with the lower class.
ThickAsThieves: well the lower class is eating up everything above it no?
mircea_popescu: facebook may be 50`000 car mechanics and housewives away from complete tipping point topplage.
mircea_popescu: after all, they got to facebook because it was the exclusive ivy league sorority dating repository
mircea_popescu: if it were the place where poor indian imigrants gather to spam each otrher it'd be linked-in
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00085071 = 1.9566 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: I see someone is putting their February dividends into BitBet bets
mircea_popescu: (easy comparison : fb revenue 7bn, income 1bn ; linkedin revenue 1bn, income 20mn)
BingoBoingo: Except less profit for the operators of LinkedIN
Duffer1: I take it you never got that 500 back MP?
Duffer1: I'm sorry to hear that man
mircea_popescu: lol i never gave a shit, business expense. you never heard of patrick harnett BECAUSE i took him out
mircea_popescu: and the fact that ridding bitcoin of "bankers" and other idiots only cost 500 btc in 2012... heh
mircea_popescu: but those were on the book at an average cost of 2.4 or some shit
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> and the fact that ridding bitcoin of "bankers" and other idiots only cost 500 btc in 2012... heh < ah, so nostalgic :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6967 @ 0.00084894 = 5.9146 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3789 @ 0.00084623 = 3.2064 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: "I don't want to be cynical, but boy oh boy is it hard not to observe that at the very moment in our history when we have the most women in the Senate, Congress is perceived to be pathetic, bickering, easily manipulated and powerless, and I'll risk the blowback and say that those are all stereotypes of women."
Duffer1: a culture of zealous anti intellectualism probably isn't helping either..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08103637 = 0.4052 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: if women were regularly spanked in the home all these problems'd go away anyway.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 23 @ 0.08101886 = 1.8634 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08000012 = 0.24 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08000011 = 0.4 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.0426 = 1.278 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7450 @ 0.00085014 = 6.3335 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12821 @ 0.00085109 = 10.9118 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 866 @ 0.00018311 = 0.1586 BTC [-] {5}
ozbot: BitBet, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 20 @ 0.00613 = 0.1226 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.0054 = 0.2322 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 789 @ 0.00559996 = 4.4184 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.00576333 = 0.1037 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00085583 = 12.7947 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 26 @ 0.00534975 = 0.1391 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: BitBet - BTC to drop below $400 before March
benkay: u trollin on bitbet now mp?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 26 @ 0.00534976 = 0.1391 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 24 @ 0.00534976 = 0.1284 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 564 @ 0.0051942 = 2.9295 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 186 @ 0.00513772 = 0.9556 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1359 @ 0.000185 = 0.2514 BTC [+]
ozbot: MtGox sets up call center in Japan for queries from worried Bitcoiners | Ars Technica
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00085583 = 9.243 BTC [+]
ozbot: BitBet, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
skinnkavaj: So people can call in every hour and ask where is my money?
benkay: skinnkavaj: didja figure that ban out?
kakobrekla: and after x months closed cause lost too much money
benkay: We go by the last price rates that we receive directly from MTGox,
TestingUnoDosTre: I I proposed a bet that the share price of mmm divided by the bitstamp daily high would be above or equal to .2 on may 3rd. I opened with a .5 btc wager, and it was rejected, citing that i needed to put down more btc due to the peculiarity of the bet. why isnt .5 btc substantial enough when many bets start with less than .1 btc
benkay: shoulda opened a bitbet that TestingUnoDosTre would hear the same thing from a) everyone b) kako c) mp
benkay: made him take the other side before telling him who operates bitbet
TestingUnoDosTre: sorry i wasnt seeking your excellent opinion, oh so wise benkay
benkay: well fuck you're using a webchat client
benkay: your manners are all AWFUL
Duffer1: Testing that message would have shown on your client with the name "gribble"
benkay: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTre this will result in a PM
benkay: you thick skulled neanderthal
benkay: your businesses are all going to FAIL for lack of CUSTOMER SERVICE
benkay: the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS RIGHT
TestingUnoDosTre: im using this webchat freenode on a phone. is that still possible to view?
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: you'll want to use a computer computer.
cazalla: i would assume alexa doesn't count mobile app traffic
TestingUnoDosTre: also. i did lay down .5 btc. how much is needed is unclear from mods message
benkay: TestingUnoDosTre: have you tried doubling or quadrupling?
benkay: the general message you should be accepting is that you need to interface with bitbet via bitbet. the people behind bitbet set it up the way it is so as to minimize these sorts of interactions.
benkay: if the mods say "moar" try doubling your bet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 33 @ 0.0426 = 1.4058 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: everyone has told you what to do, now stop blathering and do it.
FabianB: TestingUnoDosTre: did you follow that link?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 449 @ 0.00051506 = 0.2313 BTC [-] {4}
kakobrekla: TestingUnoDosTre the word was 10 btc will pretty much guarantee it, the lower you go the less likely will it be, likely.
benkay: no, because you see talking is important.
TestingUnoDosTre: surprised at the amount of miniscule bets on the website if theyre always staking .1btc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00085635 = 7.9641 BTC [+]
benkay: maybe the mods are trying to cut down on zero-interest bets, TestingUnoDosTre.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08489767 = 0.2547 BTC [-]
benkay: the market for that linked bet is rather large
benkay: and dude, stop getting all prickly
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTre stop arguing shit and do what you're told or not do what you're told. there's no prize for arguments, this isn't school.
qwebirc420729: the reason I got all prickly was because benkay was acting like a royal douche. kakobrekla was straightforward and helpful
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mircea_popescu: qwebirc420729 ya but i mean, what can anyone say. nobody gives a shit about mmm, everyone's obsessed with faggotry.
mircea_popescu: "HITBTC CUSTOMERS ARE IN THE BEST CARE AND SOLVENCY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME
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mircea_popescu: yet another leading provider of fantasy bitcoin involvement.
kakobrekla: <qwebirc420729> the reason I got all prickly was because benkay was acting like a royal douche. kakobrekla was straightforward and helpful < this cant be, sure its not the other way round?
mircea_popescu: cazalla basically it's the tunebox system nielsen research uses for tv audiences
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 38 @ 0.00529995 = 0.2014 BTC [+]
benkay: kakobrekla: it's spring. everything in bitcoin is upside down and filled with le 'tard.
benkay: i'm the asshole, you're the helpful. north is south and the argentine peso is the bedrock of civilization.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0426 = 0.426 BTC [-]
benkay: that's funny 'cause i just discharged my reserves not one hour ago
benkay: guess i'm just...spunky today
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 22 @ 0.00529929 = 0.1166 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: it never occured to me but i guess thats why men have it too prolly.
mircea_popescu: i wonder how the brilliant "let's buy clay ovens for bitcoin" plan worked.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla he did do a runner. this is the pretense of not having done a runner
ozbot: House of Games (1987) - Short Con - Western Union Scene - YouTube
ozbot: Crimean authorities confirm takeover of military units | Russia & India Report
mircea_popescu: in honesty, the russian army is much more powerful than the us by this point
BingoBoingo: Of course, favorite quote: "Putin, who is the Supreme Commander of the Russian Armed Forces, has not yet ordered the deployment of a “limited military contingent” in Ukraine"
mircea_popescu: but because i am pretty certain the us could not field 15k ish special ops that can take over crimeea
BingoBoingo: Well, US special ops are too busy cleaning up US messes. Also crimean people would prolly not like US special ops. They would sound funny talking and smell weird.
BingoBoingo: Russian special ops sound and smell familiar
mircea_popescu: and so the failure of us army is compounded by failure of us diplomacy ?
BingoBoingo: US special ops are still busy in deserts and mountains engaged in war against people who until 2003 had no idea there was a United States or that they lived in Afghanistan
mircea_popescu: the replacements are... well, you know, like the people replacing all those dead in wtc
BingoBoingo: Or their contracts ran out and Blackwater paid better
mircea_popescu: professional respect and not running with the larmers comes first
mircea_popescu: this is visible in sports, where a top team needs to pay less
mircea_popescu: where you know, being part of the loser team may mean your details get leaked and you're fucked.
mircea_popescu: kinda why no one in the top 10 works for the us today.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 193 @ 0.00529992 = 1.0229 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It keeps branding, because I imagine it is in a business where the customers don't need the brand to find you.
ozbot: MiG-31: A fighter ahead of its time | Russia & India Report
mircea_popescu: which begs the question why even have a brand at all, but i guess that'd be a little facetious.
BingoBoingo: Eh, some line has to appear on the credit card statement.
BingoBoingo: ANd some people don't spank the wife enough to have a line that simply read "porn"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3687 @ 0.00085297 = 3.1449 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: confucius sez, "he who not spank wife sooner or later spank monkey"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.0008553 = 8.7241 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1200 @ 0.000185 = 0.222 BTC [+]
Duffer1: who not spank wife sooner or
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benkay: god only knows why forum pr is actually necessary
benkay: i suppose it's actually advertising?
mircea_popescu: the idyllic notion is that someone sane ending up on the forum by accident follows the light out of there.
ozbot: Duffer comments on I'm a journalist. I want to be able to write about Bitcoin confidently and accura
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.09000004 = 0.81 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00085635 = 9.3342 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.13311598 = 0.7987 BTC [-]
ozbot: [Cryptostocks] BBBB Bitcoin Emerging Market Fund
kakobrekla: if you are looking for lolz, this one delivers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 2900 @ 0.0055 = 15.95 BTC
mircea_popescu: "Explanation: I've decided to liquidate the fund's AsicMiner position. I'd like to start diversifying the fund's exposure to different aspects of the Bitcoin economy. "
ozbot: People - Surf Capital Mgmt
mircea_popescu: "I'll be submitting a vote to shareholders to decide which company the fund should start buying shares in next. "
mircea_popescu: that's even logical-er if you live in fuctardiaintheassia
mircea_popescu: why the fuck would a fund manager take votes from investors
mircea_popescu: "o, i know, i'll buy into Bob's hedge fund, because i really want my capital to be used according to how some idiots i don't know vote"
jurov: lol so the day came
ozbot: Contact - Surf Capital Mgmt
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 85 @ 0.00533932 = 0.4538 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 414 @ 0.00538198 = 2.2281 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: "I currently work as a Segway tour guide in downtown Cincinnati."
ThickAsThieves: dudes with sunglasses necklaces only get fucked on sailboats or Martha's Vineyard
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08479999 = 0.3392 BTC [-]
Bones: A blight upon humanity
kakobrekla: is he selling segways or driving tourists around with them
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla he has one of those retarded mobile tricycles and he feels up fat women from behind while derping around downtown bumfuck 5mph
Bones: He drives in front and talks about his town
mircea_popescu: What excites you about Bitcoin and other digital currencies?
mircea_popescu: Bitcoin is to the money as the internet was to communication.
mircea_popescu: you know i wish once these kids went out and said it plain. "bitcoin excites me because it's what tits are to cars"
the20year: most of the ohioans I know in bitcoin are pretty low performers
mircea_popescu: " I believe that Bitcoin and the idea of cryptographic trade will be huge in our lifetime. Digital currencies like Bitcoin free trade from political and economic hindrances. Some examples of the benefits of Bitcoin trade are 1.) faster processing times when compared to traditional banking systems 2.) transaction fees are mininal 3.) no chargebacks 4.) cash out to Dollars, Euros, etc."
kakobrekla: now someone paste a loglink in that thread, i cunt cause im banned from that shithole
ozbot: Asset Management - Surf Capital Mgmt
the20year: if i run a capital management firm i REALLY want to make it in google sites
ozbot: People - Surf Capital Mgmt
mircea_popescu: Robert’s role at Surf Capital Management as Chief Financial Officer puts him as the head of investment research for Surf Capital Management.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves fixed income would mean bonds in the context he aspires to.
the20year: is surf capital mr cincinatti's company?
mircea_popescu: "Garrett founded the firm in 2012 with the goal of bringing virtual currency investing into the mainstream by providing comprehensive research, trading, and asset management services."
the20year: wonder why he didn't buy my stock? He's a horu away from me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.00549205 = 1.2357 BTC [+] {5}
ThickAsThieves: Surf Capital Management was one of the principal investors in computer hardware companies that implemented application specific integrated circuits (ASICs) to process transactions on the Bitcoin network.
mircea_popescu: what are the fucking odds, this noob a) claims he started in 2012 b) is named garett c) holds cog
mircea_popescu: Xavier has an undergraduate enrollment of 4,485 students and graduate enrollment of 2,165. Xavier is primarily an undergraduate, liberal arts institution. Graduate programs include occupational therapy, education, counseling, nursing, English, theology, psychology, and business.
mircea_popescu: Kiplinger's Personal Finance listed Xavier 70th among 100 private college and universities as a "Best Value" for 2013.
mircea_popescu: Forbes ranked 220th among America's Top Colleges for 2013, 174th among private colleges and 46th in the Midwest.
mircea_popescu: i suppose suggesting he reads the log is inappropriate, he's too young to have a year to spare.
ozbot: Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08058492 = 1.934 BTC [-] {7}
ThickAsThieves: "I think this conference call would be highly beneficial, and a necessary step in moving forward. I'll send out an email to shareholders shortly inviting everyone to participate in a conference call. I am certainly open to the decentralization of everything, which includes our hardware of course."
ozbot: Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
mircea_popescu: so wait he is quoting himself while responding to himself and to himself from another account ?
mircea_popescu: didn't he apologize for bidding on his own auction and promised that it a) was the first and b) will be the last time ?
ozbot: Garrett MacDonald | LinkedIn
kakobrekla: so he changed the surname but not the first name??
mircea_popescu: a retarded finance loli from Hayden, Idaho called garret
mircea_popescu: a retarded finance loli from c, ohio, called garrett ?
kakobrekla: anyway i put my money its not same dude
mircea_popescu: who likes to pretend he's little bois on the interwebs
BingoBoingo: Maybe he is just the physical incarnation of sockpuppeting?
kakobrekla: he forgot to mention, since he is the only one at cog, he also cleans the toilets.
ozbot: [IPVO] [Multiple Exchanges] Neo & Bee - LMB Holdings
ThickAsThieves: all the website things they are specifying are the ones the CSS guy went off-mockup
mircea_popescu: that bnlonde milf's head being cut by the neo block is visually awkward
ThickAsThieves: they are mad they couldnt make new LMB accounts on the last day shares were availab;e
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00085211 = 6.3056 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: Shit. You ain't even old enough to smoke.
assbot: [HAVELOCK:NEOBEE] 1D: 0.00510012 / 0.00535824 / 0.00559000 (4742 shares, 25.40876855 BTC), 7D: 0.00319950 / 0.00487664 / 0.00600000 (376229 shares, 1834.73380260 BTC), 30D: 0.00261000 / 0.00428779 / 0.00600000 (555632 shares, 2382.43388633 BTC)
mircea_popescu: cause randomly fonts are larger and smaller and it makes no friggin sense
ThickAsThieves: i say 'everyone' but it's really like 1 or 2 guys with 5 sox
ThickAsThieves: i was tempted to offer free coins to the sox as sorry if more than 2 could show previous share ownership
ThickAsThieves: also tempted to do a moderated thread, but of course then you get all the troll in the speculation thread moving from website design complaints to scam accusations
benkay: mircea_popescu: on the subject of shit that ain't getting fixed, your footnote tooltips are also busted
benkay: file it under "i know and don't care" for both of us
benkay: mpex tables are ugly too while we're at it
benkay: CSS MEANS PROFESSIONAL
benkay: yeah need some css on your charts breh
kakobrekla: those charts are like for colorblind or something.
benkay: i hear js 3 has embedded css
benkay: kakobrekla the javascripts dollars you're using are all wrong too
kakobrekla: what should i be using javascript bitcoins?
benkay: jurov i don't even know where to begin with you
kakobrekla: -ChanServ- #bitcoin-css is now registered to kakobrekla.
benkay: bquery library has all functions in jquery
benkay: they all just clobber the dom with a picture of a naked girl in public
benkay: 1% of the time it's an obese whale
benkay: do that yourself, mircea_popescu?
mircea_popescu: mp's timeline : :34 bishes bish. :35 yells and screams :36 orders changes :39 is delivered changes :40 dey see me rollin dey hatein
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07866673 = 0.236 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10650 @ 0.00085685 = 9.1255 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu now watches benkay tear his entire shitty stack apart because apparently in sucks.py you don't have a function for unrandomizing font sizes
benkay: i have yet to receive an actual bug report here
benkay: just folks on the other side of the wire saying "gosh it should really look a different way"
benkay: and i don't take dependencies for myself or clients on python libraries. period.
benkay: but! link me to an example of rando-sizing and i'll take a look at it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00545 = 0.327 BTC [-]
benkay: they're all the same size. <li>'s inside a footnote have different linespacing.
benkay: dunno if you can inspect elements in lynx and get their computed css properties, but if you do that you can verify the above claim.
benkay: anyways when there's capital to be flushed down the drain of styling around here you can bet i'll do it. appearances ain't a priority on anything but
http://survantjames.com until we're booked for a year solid.
mircea_popescu: "You can't see it, but since this is America, the problem here is debt. Not credit card debt, though I suspect that's substantial too, but self-esteem debt. They're borrowing against their future accomplishments to feel good about themselves today, hoping they'll be able to pay it back."
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla thats probably because you've not seen hair on a woman's pubis since 2005
peterl: what's the gribble command to see the current exchange rate?
ozbot: Gamblers wager billions on unregulated Bitcoin betting sites | Updates | PBS NewsHour | PBS
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 558.01, Best ask: 558.99, Bid-ask spread: 0.98000, Last trade: 559.22, 24 hour volume: 5157.75311747, 24 hour low: 553.0, 24 hour high: 574.0, 24 hour vwap: 563.038889631
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08496914 = 0.2549 BTC [+] {2}
peterl: oh noes, not unregulated gambling!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1338 @ 0.00018499 = 0.2475 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.00540015 = 0.1512 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09 = 0.36 BTC [-]
FabianB: mircea_popescu: someone requested 'push' without having to use the 'plain' raw command
FabianB: and improved security of password handling (even though i recommend using gpg-agent)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.005488 = 0.1372 BTC [+]
FabianB: some improvements to the portfolio cmd too (statistics of STAT / prices)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11190 @ 0.00085095 = 9.5221 BTC [-]
ozbot: How one defence staffer stood up for Access to Information - Politics - CBC News
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.005488 = 0.4116 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.005488 = 0.1043 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.005488 = 0.2744 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.08050002 = 0.805 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 81 @ 0.00548797 = 0.4445 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 15 @ 0.06989999 = 1.0485 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.0054898 = 0.3019 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.00549 = 0.302 BTC [+]
nubbins`: right on, brought a stack of zines to a coffee shop yesterday and they've got a third of them sold already
nubbins`: and are inquiring about shirts :0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 170 @ 0.00549248 = 0.9337 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00549985 = 0.55 BTC [+]
benkay: to your business, nubbins`
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 145 @ 0.00549985 = 0.7975 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9315 @ 0.00085282 = 7.944 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: shipped a project skeleton last week and the pm wants to bring us on to another project he's doing
benkay: here's to a fantastic 2014, assettes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00549985 = 0.2475 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00548977 = 0.2525 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: "It seems like Mark Karpeles is blinking "GAG" repeatedly in MORSE code during the video, did anyone else notice this?"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09 = 0.18 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09 = 0.36 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 174 @ 0.00575 = 1.0005 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.00549985 = 0.11 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00085708 = 4.7139 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 7 @ 0.13311598 = 0.9318 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07946807 = 1.192 BTC [-] {7}