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mircea_popescu: to the front desk in a simple drinking glass. Markle then called the front desk alleging to be an employee of Martinelli's Cider. He told the clerk that a representative from the company would like to come downstairs with a sample of their new drink. The guest from the previous call then arrived and handed the clerk his urine. Markle then coaxed the woman to try it. He asked how it tasted. "Horrible,"
she said. "That
nubbins`: what's that video where
she had the little kids breakdancing
mircea_popescu: "just a placeholder while babe gets herself did" << um are you there so
she gets pregnant ?!
nubbins`: for all the interest
she'd take in them
jcpham: burn the witch if
she sinks
she wasnt a witch
mircea_popescu: except
she spent about as much in the sun as coinbase on wallstreet.
dub: mom said
she would help wind up my business if I dieded
mircea_popescu: because the sort of men
she loved and loved her back were too busy doing to harp about it.
mircea_popescu: and
she throws out all their old shit cause now
she knows better.
nubbins`: which in turn implies that
she nubbins`: but the very fact that
she weeps implies that
she is having a strong emotional response to it
nubbins`: the natural extrapolation of your argument is that you can walk up to a woman weeping at the beauty of a painting, or of a spoken word, and politely inform her that what
she has observed is, in fact, not art
deadweasel:
she's not supposed to use her teeth...
jurov:
she's there to distract :D
kleeck: Yeah. if
she's old photoshop the wrinkles out first.
deadweasel: You would,
she's fine. But
she'll kick your ass if you disrespect her. I taught her well.
deadweasel: sounds like we're sharing our sisters, which I would never do.
SHE'S ALL MINE....
KRS-: that new song lorde-royals..the singer babe looks like
she has a fat face and also vaginal odor.
mircea_popescu: but anyway,
she's cute and sorta-moves, but no tits, no ass, wtf are we doing here, fucking little boys nao ?
nubbins`: no,
she was just smart on paper and knew how to interview
nubbins`: "
she was great in the interview"
nubbins`: i used to work with a girl who had a B.Eng. with honors, and
she wrote the worst code i've ever seen. variables called "resultset1" and "string3", seriously
nubbins`:
she was going for a beastie boys "sabotage" kinda look
mircea_popescu: hardly a point. this seems the three year old's expectation that his mother will feed him because
she can.
Vexual: then
she took off on black and white wings
gecko_x2: only
she carried a small zipbag of coke in her pussy, in her leather pants
mircea_popescu: you're probably going to get great ods, as
she was wiped this year in au open, rg, wimbledon and us open.
she goes like 1st 1st 2nd 4th
Vexual: more importantly, whens
she in a grand slam?
mircea_popescu:
she probably gets laid about as much as the average computer geek does.
Vexual: itd be a pity if
she was alergic
Vexual: does
she play wimbledon now?
pankkake: yeah,
she doesn't risk having lint with that outfit
mircea_popescu: decided to get breast reduction, so
she can play tennis better.
KRS1: yeah
she had a hot bod..but you had to get past that face.
KRS1:
she used to drink a lot too
KRS1: VanCleef: I knew a girl like that..some dude did actually call her camel because..well...
she had a camel face.
Vexual: well shed be rich and alive if
she was working with us mp
mircea_popescu:
she's not a hooker,
she just wants to one day be an actress.
nubbins`: yeah,
she had a bit of tendonitis from work that slowed her down a lot at the end. would have liked to do a variety of shapes
nubbins`:
she wanted to add more cocks, but felt it would be a bit trite
nubbins`: too late,
she just headed out on her bike
nubbins`: "the first time I ever heard her speak was one time when I was waiting for the bus on Water Street.
She was standing in a shop doorway a few doors down and
she looked right at me and yelled "I'll cut your cock off!""
nubbins`: "
she was on Duckworth Street politely asking people "Have ya got a quarter? Have ya got a quarter?" Then some guy walks by and it's "You tell your cocksuckin whore of a wife ta stop reading my goddamn mail, all RIGHT? It's an offence!", then without a beat
she's back to the gentle "Have ya got a quarter?""
nubbins`: "
she threw hot coffee on me once and called me a cunt"
Vexual:
she'll send you swimming bra
mircea_popescu: so you fuck a girl in the small hole. next morning, ask her how
she feels. "sore, it's nice."
mircea_popescu: So here you have like a currency, which started out from zero dollars, and there was an example like somebody bought pizza, for like thirty thousand bitcoins, and now each bitcoin is worth like ten dollars. And the reason is, is a lot of these people who are like technological people, they look at this system and they say (
she says?) like wow this has like massive potential.
dub: might want to suggest
she uses a slighty sturdier strawman
jurov:
she just modified the bootloader for next time you'll input passphrase
mircea_popescu: in unrelated news, i taught this girl to cook.
she loves the power this gives her, so
she tries to cook everything now. so for instance can't find halva ? "maybe i'll try cooking some!"
mircea_popescu: maybe they should make topless day. on april 15th you take your gf to the magical park and
she gives you her top.
nubbins`: the future wife literally cannot be zen until
she is married with children
mircea_popescu: how about the govt can't be zen until it passes you and the future wife can;'t be zen untill
she marries you and gets pregnant ?
mircea_popescu: interestingly, the chick is actually french and
she doesn't speak romanian. learned it phonetically.
nubbins`: currently
she is screaming "GERRRAHHHHHHHHHHHH" to her empty apartment
kakobrekla: acting like
she is capable of reglbseing it
mircea_popescu: The whole enterprise of counting publications as a means to evaluating research excellence is pernicious and completely absurd. If a 12 year-old were to write 'I fink that Enid Blyton iz bettern than that Emily Bronte bint cos
she has written loads more books' then one could reasonably excuse the spelling as reflective of the stupidity of the mind that produced the content. What we now have in academia is a situation
mircea_popescu: "And, it happened that we have access on some 130nm library, so
she decided to continue with this library."
pizzaman1337: "The FBI has not been able to get to Ulbricht’s personal Bitcoin yet. “That’s like another $80 million worth,”
she said, explaining that it was held separately and is encrypted."
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform kinda funny how the original order was issued by the buchanan magistrate at 4pm, and before closing time (so within an hour ?)
she was issuing forthwiths with handwritten admonitions.
thestringpuller: what do you even do besides tell that's what
she said jokes :P