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lurker: ATM, bitcoin survives on geek greediness and criminals.
lurker: They don't want centralization.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 195 @ 0.005 = 0.975 BTC [-]
lurker: If the winkelvoss types start "attacking" the bitcoin market, it will have the effect of a middlecoin on the latest scamcoin.
mircea_popescu: i think you're jumping to conclusions on very little data, and the shape of those conclusions is visibly more influenced by your own ideas of the world than the actual reality of the matter
lurker: you might be right, but it's gut feeling.
lurker: that's the kind of thing you "just know" but you can't put it into works (2 different parts of the brain)
lurker: words*
lurker: (and it's late - I'm not particularly articulate at this hour)
mircea_popescu: right.
lurker: anyway, the centralization/decentralizatio n"issue" in bitcoin always struck me as ironic.
mircea_popescu: why ?
lurker: the fact that there is a "51%" problem at all for a system based on trust/demand/decentralization
lurker: that means the weakness of bitcoin IS centralization
lurker: when you have centralization, you lose trust and without it you lose demand and value.
mircea_popescu: the system is not based on "trust/demand/decentralization". the system is based on the blockchain because it has to use some solution for the byzantyne problem once it's decentralised.
mircea_popescu: the 51% attack is a weakness of the particular solution used to implement decentralisation.
mircea_popescu: it'
mircea_popescu: s important to put these things in their right order.
lurker: decentralization/trust/demand
mircea_popescu: uh, not THOSE things.
mircea_popescu: those things are by and large irrelevant in this discussion.
lurker: hmmmm
mircea_popescu: looky here. you decide to make a system. next step, is to decide whether it shall be centralised or decentralised.
lurker: are we talking markets or technology?
mircea_popescu: if you take the former, you can asume the implementation is friendly.
mircea_popescu: if you take the latter, you can't so asume. the implementation has to be somehow forced to stick to the design
lurker: ripple is friendly?
mircea_popescu: the particular way bitcoin forces this is through the blockchain.
mircea_popescu: friendly to the design, not friendly to you.
mircea_popescu: (design) ? (implementation)
lurker: back to my earlier questions: are you discussing technology or market (money)?
mircea_popescu: this distinction doesn't work in bitcoin as you'd expect.
lurker: you're right, and wrong.
mircea_popescu: anyway, a very simple example to understand what i mean : suppose the law says nobody may search your house without a warrant.
mircea_popescu: what makes the actual cop at your door (implementation) follow this principle (design) ?
mircea_popescu: in a centralised system, the assumption is that the implementation is friendly to the design, and the cop will do what the fuck the law says he should do.
lurker: I'm crystal on your meaning, no sweat.
mircea_popescu: as the implementation becomes less centralised (for instance through the workings of democracy, and lawmakers pushing agendas etc),
mircea_popescu: the cop of today can't be so trusted.
lurker: It comes down to the same thing: can you be sure that system is doing what you expect it to? (= do you trust the system)
mircea_popescu: yes, it does. being happy always boils down to 1. identify what to do to be happy and 2. doing that.
lurker: Trust is what the blockcahin builds.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.31500016 BTC [-]
lurker: Many miners (many copies of the blockchain) builds trust in the blockchain itself.
lurker: kind of a quorum.
lurker: or quanta, à la gold value.
lurker: Then comes demand for the quanta and that creates value.
asciilifeform: lurker: L. Lamport. "The Byzantine Generals Problem."
asciilifeform: http://www.cs.cornell.edu/courses/cs614/2004sp/papers/lsp82.pdf
asciilifeform: read and then come back...
asciilifeform: (and then he'll come back and ask why 51% attack in btc, and not a 67% attack. and it'll be fair.)
mircea_popescu: for that matter, demand does not create value. value creates demand.
mircea_popescu: this is why the qe does not improve the position of the us.
lurker: asciilifeform: I'm not looking at it from the technology standpoint.
lurker: mircea_popescu: chicken or egg?
lurker: you can't have value before you have demand.
asciilifeform: lurker: unless you know the theoretical limits of the tech, you're stuck pontificating.
asciilifeform: sorta like people who ponder solutions to energy crisis without ever having heard of thermodynamical laws, the carnot engine, etc.
mircea_popescu: in a sense, the tech creates the ontological limits of the discourse. this is not visible as much in "classical" applications, because somehow it's obvious that your particular abilities to deal with weak nuclear force are involved.
mircea_popescu: but in more advanced applications, there's little way to distinguish between "tech" and "the rules of the world"
lurker: OK, so what, for you, creates the value of bitcoin?
mircea_popescu: the fact that it gives better answers to several classes of problems
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/category/bitcoin/
ozbot: Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: read through there, i've written out many cases.
VanCleef: bitcoin is a new global scam tho
lurker: mircea_popescu: I don't see anything that would put value before demand.
mircea_popescu: VanCleef you're not even kidding, i get a lot of (mostly, older, mostly white, mostly male, republican types) very indignant at how they knoiw btc to be a scam
asciilifeform: has nobody ever heard of 'hawala'?
asciilifeform: they've been doing 'bitcoin' since the caliphs.
mircea_popescu: and they had a pretty good solution for the byzantine generals, rtoo.
VanCleef: it is a scam
VanCleef: looking at what happening to mining
dexX7: hey asciilifeform, do you have a blog or something similar, too? it's not the first time i see you posting something interesting
VanCleef: taking satoshi to court over this
asciilifeform: dexX7: sure. 'loper-os.org'.
dexX7: ah ty
asciilifeform: VanCleef: say you're trying to catch a bus, and run late. you run after it, and jump, don't quite make it, fall into traffic. the end. buses are a scam?
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: definitely.
VanCleef: what do buses have to do with scamming people out of money?
VanCleef: catching a bus isn't involving yourself with a pyramid scheme
lurker: asciilifeform/mircea_popescu: bitcoin is a bus. do you care what engine it has? (on this, night night / arrevedere)
VanCleef: think of it more like this
VanCleef: say you spent 100grand on a bus ticket right and instead of the bus driver picking you up he crashes into your living room and starts raping your grandmother
VanCleef: you wouldn't get a bit upset?
skinnkavaj: Anyone here remember what price Litecoinglobal shares was at launch?
asciilifeform: VanCleef: are you thinking of something other than the difficulty increase?
asciilifeform: because the latter is in no way a surprise
mircea_popescu: perhaps a surprise in degree, but certainly not in kind
Kleeck_: who runs litecoinglobal?
Kleeck_: not burnside, I take it
dexX7: he did
Kleeck_: he sold it?
dexX7: hm?
dexX7: he was the admin there the whole time
Kleeck_: I was told that the site was coming back into operation?
Kleeck_: Maybe I was ill informed.
dexX7: ah, i think you mistake it with www.litecoininvest.com?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.00501 = 0.1152 BTC [+]
samson_: !dgc
samson_: !offline
samson_: oops - sorry - wrong channel
KRS1: hi
mircea_popescu: “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
mircea_popescu: let's play guess the author
asciilifeform: naggum?
mircea_popescu: hehe nope. sci fi guy.
asciilifeform: heinlein?
mircea_popescu: nope.
KRS1: my god people you have google and you still get it wrong
nubbins`: foundation, good books
mircea_popescu: yeh
dub: chopra?
mircea_popescu: chopra ?
dub: deepak
mircea_popescu: nah.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 133 @ 0.00534938 = 0.7115 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.59999 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
nubbins`: http://imgur.com/Lu5cWik
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: from the next zine we're publishing
nubbins`: his face makes me feel funny :(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 250 @ 0.00045003 = 0.1125 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00534938 = 1.0699 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/the-perfect-escrow/ << wanna hear opinions
ozbot: The perfect escrow pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 59 @ 0.00535 = 0.3157 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00511 = 0.138 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 2000 @ 0.00500135 = 10.0027 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 868 @ 0.005 = 4.34 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.00511 = 0.2453 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0050539 = 0.5054 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 99 @ 0.00503001 = 0.498 BTC [-]
skinnkavaj: pankkake
skinnkavaj: So tonight Gavin Andresen made changes to Litecoin source code
skinnkavaj: And many other developers
skinnkavaj: LTC is used as a testing ground
skinnkavaj: And you think LTC is uselesss? You are useless for thinking that
skinnkavaj: Open your mind
skinnkavaj: Think outside of the box
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.0052 = 0.312 BTC [+]
jurov: bitcoin every day, litecoin every night. cool!
VanCleef: litecoin a new scam by satoshi
jurov: at least they are classy. unlike xrrrrrp
pankkake: skinnkavaj: *I* made changes to the litecoin source code. are you flabbergasted yet?
pankkake: skinnkavaj: could you point out the commits? I have a feeling you don't know how git works
Apocalyptic: pankkake, i totally am
Apocalyptic: we should label you the LTC developper
pankkake: :D
pankkake: however it's interesting to node that wtogami contributes a lot to bitcoin
pankkake: note
bitesak: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 207.48043, Best ask: 208.28998, Bid-ask spread: 0.80955, Last trade: 208.28998, 24 hour volume: 5828.45863154, 24 hour low: 204.02000, 24 hour high: 209.79000, 24 hour vwap: 206.99371
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00272953 = 1.3648 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 250 @ 0.00272999 = 0.6825 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 770 @ 0.00273876 = 2.1088 BTC [+] {3}
bitesak: so it seems ltc hasn't reached the bottom yet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1590 @ 0.0027877 = 4.4324 BTC [+]
KRS1: It will reach the bottom when you click this
KRS1: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdzlvKvwB1rjr229o1_1280.jpg
bitesak: done
bitesak: http://www.news.com.au/money/money-matters/norwegian-student-kristoffer-koch-buys-27-in-bitcoin-in-2009-now-he-owns-an-apartment/story-e6frfmd9-1226748159679
ozbot: Norwegian student Kristoffer Koch buys $27 in bitcoin in 2009, now he owns an apartment |
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
KRS1: good article
kakobrekla: is short "Look bitch, its 200 now, shut the fuck up from now on."
kakobrekla: in short*
kakobrekla: ok WTF
kakobrekla: plus 500 tells me, most popular forex pairs last 3 days: first EURUSD, second BITCOIN/USD, third EUR/JPY
kakobrekla: wtf
ThickerThanThiev: Bitcoin Pride is for sale, heh - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=320690.msg3341965;topicseen#new
kakobrekla: um
kakobrekla: didnt that thing ipo or something?
bitesak: popular in terms of word of mouth or something, obviously not volume.. yet
kakobrekla: bitesak it doest say
ThickerThanThiev: $20k in sales
kakobrekla: also they trade CFD
kakobrekla: so it does not affect the market
ThickerThanThiev: "No forced buyback may be enforced for shares of BitPride."
kakobrekla: cause they are a bucket shop
ThickerThanThiev: so they are selling an already sold co
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 15 @ 0.00779987 = 0.117 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: you mean like EV sold SD twice?
kakobrekla: :)
kakobrekla: anyway not sure what their contract says
kakobrekla: if they even have one
kleeck: Ah, Healthcare.gov...
kleeck: What a beautiful mess.
kleeck: I logged on just to see what all the fuss is about. Yup. Worst $1B Website ever.
kakobrekla: whats wrong?
kakobrekla: no facebook login?
kleeck: Hahaha.
kleeck: Everything is wrong.
kleeck: Hardly anyone can get through to SEE a quote.
kleeck: You have to fill out pages on pages of household info - think doing your taxes just to see if the USG can do anything for you.
kleeck: It's abysmal.
kakobrekla: aha
kakobrekla: sucks for mericans
kleeck: I'm sure I won't qualify for anything better than my work provides, but I wanted to check it.
kleeck: I couldn't even get past the household information section. It just locked up.
kakobrekla: lolk
kleeck: Maybe I can SQL inject my info...
kleeck: I decided to chat with one of ther operators. A feature that actually worked.
kleeck: That was fun.
kakobrekla: how come?
kleeck: To see if there was a solution to getting through the fucking form.
kleeck: lol
kleeck: Here's an excerpt:
kleeck: [08:09:49 am]: CALLER
kleeck: How is it that $600M doesn't at LEAST get me through the form section.
kleeck: [08:09:54 am]: CALLER
kleeck: I mean. I'm filling in fields on a form...
kleeck: [08:10:46 am]: Marissa
kleeck: Even though we can provide you with information about the Marketplace, we cannot give our opinions or advice about your health care options. We can provide you with the facts and help you understand your choices. If you need additional support, you can reach out to the consumer assistance programs within your state
kleeck: [08:11:05 am]: CALLER
kleeck: Ouch... macro'd.
kleeck: [08:11:33 am]: CALLER
kleeck: Fair enough, Marissa. I know you didn't build this magnificent beast.
kleeck: [08:11:45 am]: CALLER
kleeck: Have a good day.
kleeck: < CALLER
kleeck: Poor call center people...
kakobrekla: how is it a call if its a text
kleeck: It isn't...
kleeck: Here's a better bit:
kleeck: [08:06:19 am]: CALLER
kleeck: I guess I'll just have to check back when the US Gov learns how to build a proper website.
kleeck: [08:06:47 am]: Marissa
kleeck: Unfortunately the website will not let you go any further due to the technical issue. You can call the Marketplace and they can pick up your app where you left off if you would like.
kleeck: [08:06:48 am]: CALLER
kleeck: This whole internet thing is pretty new, so I'll cut them some slack.
kleeck: [08:07:08 am]: Marissa
kleeck: Thank you for being so patient,
kleeck: [08:07:19 am]: CALLER
kleeck: Oh, of course.
kleeck: :)
kakobrekla: this gets transcribed automagically?!
kleeck: Eh?
kleeck: Copy and Paste?
kakobrekla: so not a call.
kleeck: No.
kakobrekla: aa.
kakobrekla: ok
kleeck: It was a chat session.
kleeck: Built into the site.
kleeck: Sorry.
kakobrekla: is what boggled me
kleeck: ah
kakobrekla: no worries
kleeck: lol
kakobrekla: ah well
kakobrekla: i guess noone properly tested the shit
kleeck: The site was $600,000 before what they're calling "The Tech Surge" - meaning they hired even more incompetent people to work for time and half or double time.
kleeck: They imposed their own deadline on applications, then realized their site doesn't work to GET the applications.
kleeck: But you can fill out a paper form and mail it in...
kakobrekla: it just wouldnt look as good with only 60k on the bill.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 9 @ 0.06010002 = 0.5409 BTC [-]
kleeck: In my experience with systems architecture, having MORE people working on isolating the problem doesn't make anything better.
kleeck: If anything, for me, it has slowed down processes .
kakobrekla: are they getting it fixd now?
kleeck: They're trying.
ThickAsThieves: People act like they never had to deal with a broken website before
ThickAsThieves: or that a new national healthcare website having problems is a travesty
ThickAsThieves: it was probly some Tea Party web devs that sabotaged it anyway
ThickAsThieves: people need to just calm down and "get off the forums"
bitesak: It seems more of a symptom than the real problem
ThickAsThieves: the real problem being that humans are human?
kakobrekla: the real problem is chemtrailz
deadweasel: and HAARP
bitesak: the real problem is that there is no problem
bidji: There is a 4 Millions $ IPO of mcxNOW right now! At https://mcxnow.com/buymcx.html . It's a Bitcoin Exchange. You can follow it in realtime. ☟︎
bidji: it's currently only for the existing holder, but it will open to the public in ~64hours
bitesak: where does the 4 million figure come from?
kakobrekla: the formula is: 1*ScamFactor
bitesak: 12288 accounts !
kakobrekla: reddit has more
Apocalyptic: kakobrekla, guess ScamFactor is pretty high
kakobrekla: and its worth 5$
kakobrekla: ok 8$, cause of the emails.
ThickAsThieves: isnt mcxnow a ponzi?
Apocalyptic: http://thecryptoblog.com/realsolid-needs-money2012-realsolid-has-money2013-can-you-trust-mcxnow/
kakobrekla: dunno but he sounds really solid guy!
Apocalyptic: indeed
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Not a ponzi. It's legit. But still a high price.
skinnkavaj: The interest is made from all trading fees.
bitesak: it smells like and until proven otherwise, it shall or should be treated as such
kakobrekla: A legit ponzi.
ThickAsThieves: how is it legit?
ThickAsThieves: dont they pay you to carry a balance?
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: How can you even throw a word like ponzi
skinnkavaj: Do you know what it means?
ThickAsThieves: lol
skinnkavaj: Please
skinnkavaj: The interst is made from
kakobrekla: its a surname doh!
pankkake: ThickAsThieves: yes, but it's from the trading fees only
skinnkavaj: all trading fees
ThickAsThieves: do they or do they not have services that pay you to simply hold money there?
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Seriously shut the fuck up.
bitesak: and only trading fees, not the balance !
skinnkavaj: Don't open your mouth and throw words like poni without knowing anthing.
ThickAsThieves: dude shut up
pankkake: ponies
kakobrekla: NO PONY
bitesak: Amazing
pankkake: mcxnow is a pony exchange? now I want in
skinnkavaj: Everything that is not understood is ponzi
dexX7: "dividends" are paid out with trading fees for "fee shares", trading "fee shares" generates fees
kakobrekla: also has racehorces from ireland.
skinnkavaj: Reminsd me of when trying to explain bitcoin
skinnkavaj: PONZI
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves LOL
ThickAsThieves: bitcoin is a ponzi
kakobrekla: but not a pony.
skinnkavaj: PONI
ThickAsThieves: def not a poni
skinnkavaj: I think all exchanges should take over after mcxNOW model
skinnkavaj: Share trading fee profits with users.
skinnkavaj: Would be fair.
ThickAsThieves: "Join the investment class today and start the wealth creation process!" is their main headline
ThickAsThieves: suatmm!
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Yeah. But not a ponzi sceheme. Seriously don't use that word.
skinnkavaj: It makes you classified retarded in public if you do.
VanCleef: triangle scheme?
VanCleef: pyramid
ThickAsThieves: i guess i'm retarded
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Not retarded
skinnkavaj: But you went full retrd
skinnkavaj: Never go full retard.
dexX7: by the way: https://coinfloor.co.uk
ThickAsThieves: and skinnkavaj is the wise one
pankkake: even a broken clock is right twice a day
Apocalyptic: <skinnkavaj> But you went full retrd // you're telling that to TAT, rofl
ThickAsThieves: mcxnow bid book for ltc is 74btc total
skinnkavaj: Apocalyptic: Like TAT is some holy god. I have much respect for TAT. But almost lost it now when he throw a word like ponzi, without any resarch.
pankkake: it's just after btc-e in volume according to cryptocoincharts, though
ThickAsThieves: stinkavag, when i say ponzi, all i mean is that they are not making as much profit as are gicing out
ThickAsThieves: giving*
ThickAsThieves: so this new IPO is likely the cash out
ThickAsThieves: and if people still believe after this, maybe theyll milk some more
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Seriously, google ponzi sceheme. I think you and many else need to learn what it means.
pankkake: lol
ThickAsThieves: dude
VanCleef: this is like the asicminer scam all over again this mcxnow
kakobrekla: wut?!
ThickAsThieves: so mcxnow gets all these idiots to deposit their coin
ThickAsThieves: and divs are paid usign the deposits
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, you figured it out
ThickAsThieves: yeah, a poni
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: If you think about it, it's genius and have very good reason to be legit. By giving out 25% of all profit generated, they draw attention from users and from investors. And they are more likely to trade there. I am not affilaited with the site, but I saw it's potential early.
skinnkavaj: It's a really good exchange, you cannot take away that.
ThickAsThieves: what profit?
dexX7: and divs are paid usign the deposits << afaik by trading fees, not deposits - deposits receive a fraction of the fees though
ThickAsThieves: from scamming depositors?
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: You know all exchanges have trading fees?
skinnkavaj: Like 0.2% on all trades.
ThickAsThieves: they do!?
ThickAsThieves: this changes everything
dexX7: lol
pankkake: ThickAsThieves: it's not a fixed interest. it's a part of the trading fees
skinnkavaj: They also have in their trollbox, something called payed bans. You can pay and ban anyone you want from typing in chat.
skinnkavaj: Pretty hilarious function.
kakobrekla: dexX7: thats nefarios thing
dexX7: yup
kakobrekla: that exchange.
kakobrekla: huhu
pankkake: paid bans are indeed a good feature
ThickAsThieves: you know you are at a pro site when you have to pay to get rid of the vagrants
ThickAsThieves: its not a good feature
ThickAsThieves: its idiocy
pankkake: I'd make myself banned all the time by trolling and be rich (well, if I was getting the fees)
Apocalyptic: TAT, don't bother
skinnkavaj: I think we need to change definition of ponzi, it's thrown out every time when something is not understood. Even by respected people in the community like ThickAsThieves. Can anyone update wiki page?
Apocalyptic: pankkake, i'm sure you would be great at it
Apocalyptic: mircea really needs to update his post about skinnkavaj
nubbins`: hi
Apocalyptic: it gets better
ThickAsThieves: so how many mcxnow shares is everyone buying?
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Nothing. It's overpriced.
nubbins`: i thought skinnkavaj was just a random word generator with a bias towards "ltc" ☟︎
ThickAsThieves: hehe
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Do you remember Litecoinglobal IPO?
ThickAsThieves: no
bidji: Interest are not paid using the deposit of newcomer It's paid using 25% of all the fee generated by the exchange. When the total BTC depositwnet from 1000BTc to 10000BTc, the interest shrinked
skinnkavaj: Listen to bidji^
ThickAsThieves: so you have reports of all money paid out versus all income?
dexX7: 100000 fee shares in total, 5000 issued, 45000 up for sale now
nubbins`: <kleeck>The site was $600,000 before what they're calling "The Tech Surge" - meaning they hired even more incompetent people to work for time and half or double time.
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: No it's ponzi.
bidji: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AioqMMSVIC5tdFplWndsdmZuaGxyN01xemxtNWYxVGc#gid=0
ozbot: Google Drive
nubbins`: yeah. because adding more resources solves the problem quicker
nubbins`: except it doesn't
nubbins`: while i've never read "the mythical man-month", i'm told it addresses this very problem
Jere_Jones: "Nine women can't make a baby in one month"
nubbins`: right?
dexX7: issued was maybe the wrong word.. 5000 are traded, all 100k received "dividends" afaiak
ThickAsThieves: i only glanced, but i dont see trade fee income on these sheets
kleeck: <kleeck> In my experience with systems architecture, having MORE people working on isolating the problem doesn't make anything better.
kleeck: <kleeck> If anything, for me, it has slowed down processes .
nubbins`: ^
nubbins`: nod
nubbins`: if 10 people can eat a pizza in 10 minutes, then surely 100 people can eat the same pizza in 1 minute, right?
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Maybe because it's ponzi
nubbins`: only wait, some asshole has to cut a pizza into 100 pieces
nubbins`: which takes a half hour and ruins the pizza
ThickAsThieves: not sur ethats the best example
ThickAsThieves: 100 people will def eat a pizza faster
nubbins`: food analogies resonate with people
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: once it's cut, yes
ThickAsThieves: why cut it?
ThickAsThieves: just bite it
pankkake: adding to the lulz, the owner is an altcoin developer!
nubbins`: ....
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Good job with Neobee though
skinnkavaj: Have you met Danny IRL?
nubbins`: 100 people biting a pizza
ThickAsThieves: Yes, I have.
nubbins`: that sounds more like an episode of the walking dead
ThickAsThieves: pizza would be eaten in like 90secs
skinnkavaj: Bitcoin = ponzi scehem created by Satoshi Nakamoto
skinnkavaj: I dont understand
ThickAsThieves: yep
ThickAsThieves: bitcoin is an anarco-ponzi
ThickAsThieves: basically use everyone's greed and nerdiness to adopt it,
ThickAsThieves: then blink it all away with a glitch
pankkake: quantum computing!
ThickAsThieves: anarcho*
ThickAsThieves: yep!
skinnkavaj: pankkake: Quantum Ponzi
skinnkavaj: Quantum what?
nubbins`: anarcho-quantum ponzi
ThickAsThieves: everyone is left poor and crying for regulation
nubbins`: sounds like you're describing gold
ThickAsThieves: meanwhile the forum is up in arms because Friedcat may or may not have told a chinese girl things everyone knew already
ThickAsThieves: and cuz Neo uses Oracle
ThickAsThieves: funny people
pankkake: > Neo uses Oracle
pankkake: lol
ThickAsThieves: lol
ThickAsThieves: didnt ecven realize
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: that bitcoin atm is really making waves here in canada
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00531666 = 0.319 BTC [-] {2}
lewicki: what kind of waves?
skinnkavaj: Ponzi waves
pankkake: ripples
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0052 = 0.13 BTC [-]
skinnkavaj: Everyone is getting rich together!
skinnkavaj: Bitcoin pyramid is not stopping!
skinnkavaj: We are going to the m00n!
nubbins`: ...
nubbins`: news waves
nubbins`: or, y'know, ripples
nubbins`: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2013#361420 ☝︎
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 248 @ 0.00110996 = 0.2753 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00502067 = 0.1506 BTC [-] {2}
kleeck: Trollmode activated: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=263445.msg3434192#msg3434192
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5611 = 2.8055 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: y'know, i'm kind of surprised havelock is still allowing US customers
kleeck: I do love Puppet though. He's the guy running around the party telling everyone who is smoking that they're damaging their lungs, and everyone that is drinking underage or doing illicit drugs that they're breaking the law.
lewicki: that thread is sooo friggin long haaha
kleeck: it is lewicki, it is
kleeck: Quite the cluterfuck.
ThickAsThieves: are you surprised mpex is serving US customers too?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.399 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 8080 @ 0.00010119 = 0.8176 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.31500016 BTC [-]
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: nope
nubbins`: i don't think mpex gives a particular fuck about US regulations
skinnkavaj: I would like to fuck MPOE-PR and never touch her again
nubbins`: granted, i can't recall a romanian national ever being extradited to america to face charges for something they did while in romania, so there doesn't appear to by any particular need to give a fuck
skinnkavaj: ThickAsThieves: Would you like that?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.4 = 0.8 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: ignored, sry
nubbins`: heh
VanCleef: lol never touch her again
nubbins`: implication is that he usually gets to touch women again after having sex with them
nubbins`: lel
kleeck: implying that he has sex with women.
kleeck: dogs, maybe.
kleeck: but only hooker dogs.
nubbins`: "i fucked my bitch again"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.31500016 = 0.63 BTC [-] {2}
kleeck: "cheapest bitch on the block, man. Demands day old KFC. Eats the bones and all. Wild-ass mutt."
nubbins`: any of you guys watch trailer park boys?
KRS-: young moola BAYBAYY
KRS-: kleeck: puppet as in puppet labs?
ThickAsThieves: new xmen trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK2zYHWDZKo
KRS-: nvm
kleeck: Puppet as in: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=65207
Apocalyptic: <bidji> objectively, 10% yield is pretty good. But i think the future growth can be really good, because the owner will add gaming/gambling on the site
Apocalyptic: so it will be an exchange + gambling site in one ?
bidji: yep
KRS-: that guy
bidji: because all the security stuff is already done + a lot of money deposited, it's a lot easier to do gambling succesfully
KRS-: tight
bidji: That's why i think 0.4BTC/share is a very good deal. The potential of growth is huge
bidji: https://mcxnow.com/buymcx.html
ozbot: mcxNOW - Buy mcxFEE
skinnkavaj: Personally I am waiting until next week when it's going to be 0.2BTC/share
skinnkavaj: It's going to get dumped even if it does sell out, which I doubt.
bidji: i doubt it will go this low. Maybe 0.35, but not sure
bidji: Good return are already here
Apocalyptic: KRS-, yep
Apocalyptic: he's a visionary, like the Steeve Jobs of bitcoin
kleeck: Oh god. can we never say that again, please?
bidji: Not really, Steve Jobs was very good at PR not in tech. and dev.
KRS-: hehe yea with that comes fans and haters alike
bidji: RealSolid (owner of mcxNOW) is an utterly disaster PR wise
Apocalyptic: so bidji you're helping him out
bidji: But very good at develloping
Apocalyptic: that's kind of you
bidji: Yeah i try ;) I can't be worse than him for sure
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 307 @ 0.00072849 = 0.2236 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 990 @ 0.00110998 = 1.0989 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
bitesak: mpex is on vacation !!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00531998 = 1.064 BTC [+] {2}
skinnkavaj: bitesak: http://i.imgur.com/gE4ykQa.jpg
kleeck: WOw. Today is full of governmental fail...
kleeck: Now it's State Gov, though. The Fed is off the hook. FOR NOW.
nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story-from-leaked-sex-report-also-in-dvd-sent-to-schools-1.2254904
ozbot: Story from leaked sex report also in DVD sent to schools - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
nubbins`: government fail here too
jurov: wait wat, mcxnow is owned by solidcoin/microcrash creator?
kakobrekla: yea
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.00278769 = 0.1143 BTC [+]
jurov: then i dont need to know anything more
kakobrekla: yea
jurov: http://m.romatoday.it/cronaca/sesso-metro-b-foto.html some delights of flesh
ozbot: Sesso metro B a Roma: la foto fa il giro dei socialnetwork
jurov: proud to be yurpn :DDD
pankkake: http://www.coindesk.com/bitpay-processes-1-million-bitcoin-order-butterfly-labs/ who's crazy enough to do that?
jurov: clearly the feds
ThickAsThieves: crazy enough to give bfl $1m?
jurov: "Butterfly Labs can now ship this merchandise with confidence that there will be no reversibility or chargeback of the payment, which is a significant risk when accepting credit cards online or PayPal,” said Gallippi.
jurov: confidence indeed
nubbins`: hahaha
ThickAsThieves: "customers cant get their money back now, even if we should give it to them"
dexX7: that's not even 120 th
nubbins`: failbot
ThickAsThieves: headline on cnn.com "What did Obama know, and when did he find out?"
dexX7: ah maybe this one: https://products.butterflylabs.com/1-gh-cloud-hosted-bitcoin-hashing-power.html max allowed 100000 (= 100 th) for $1,083,000.00
ThickAsThieves: what the hell does it matter?
skinnkavaj: Omfg
skinnkavaj: It makes me sad that rich investors is wasting their money on BFL.
nubbins`: really?
KRS-: I wasted my money on BFL and made a few bucks =/
nubbins`: "i'm sad that rich people are losing money"
KRS-: poor rich people
nubbins`: yeah
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 33 @ 0.06010015 = 1.9833 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 78 @ 0.00539999 = 0.4212 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.0054 = 0.1188 BTC [+] {2}
KRS-: why would the feds order $1MM worth of mining equipment? seems odd
KRS-: (U.S. feds)
kakobrekla: https://madiba.encs.concordia.ca/~x_decarn/truecrypt-binaries-analysis/
ozbot: How I compiled TrueCrypt 7.1a for Win32 and matched the official binaries
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00546786 = 2.7339 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.0055 = 2.75 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.0055 = 0.2255 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.33979998 = 0.6796 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3500 @ 0.00110998 = 3.8849 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 835 @ 0.0051 = 4.2585 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 313 @ 0.00278769 = 0.8725 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 250 @ 0.00110998 = 0.2775 BTC [+]
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 266722 | Current Difficulty: 3.9092878763808584E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 268127 | Next Difficulty In: 1405 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 0 hours, 9 minutes, and 13 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 465946262.015 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.18955
Diablo-D3: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 212.63005, Best ask: 212.88000, Bid-ask spread: 0.24995, Last trade: 212.89000, 24 hour volume: 9574.47438301, 24 hour low: 204.02000, 24 hour high: 214.76999, 24 hour vwap: 208.79044
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00549797 = 0.3024 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.00278769 = 1.1151 BTC [+]
dexX7: http://www.grcourt.org/CourtPayments/loadCase.do?caseSequence=612101
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00278769 = 0.1394 BTC [+]
dexX7: ah nvm, this is something old
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.605 = 1.21 BTC [+] {2}
kleeck: why are people buying AM?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00534997 = 0.535 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00534996 = 0.535 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 19443 @ 0.00017998 = 3.4994 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 998 @ 0.000101 = 0.1008 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00018 = 0.36 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2800 @ 0.00018 = 0.504 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: anyone tried this http://www.mailpile.is/
kleeck: So mcxNOW is MPex's new exchange, right?
mircea_popescu: mnope
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1419 @ 0.00110734 = 1.5713 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6992 @ 0.00018 = 1.2586 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.005339 = 1.6017 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 362 @ 0.00110998 = 0.4018 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3000 @ 0.00105235 = 3.1571 BTC [-] {15}
jurov: thx kakobrekla looks like i need this
kakobrekla: you gonna try it out?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 772 @ 0.005339 = 4.1217 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 244 @ 0.00538815 = 1.3147 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.005498 = 0.1649 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 300 @ 0.00109783 = 0.3293 BTC [+] {3}
Andiz: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 212.31211, Best ask: 212.50000, Bid-ask spread: 0.18789, Last trade: 212.50000, 24 hour volume: 9662.27925930, 24 hour low: 204.02000, 24 hour high: 214.76999, 24 hour vwap: 209.02524
jurov: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1pgwsr/my_94_year_old_grandmother_gave_me_1000_dollars/
jurov: "blow stamps" i like this!
kakobrekla: lol
mircea_popescu: dude with all these crashed raids, i now have the bitcoin/usd rate from unixtime 45788995934578218
mircea_popescu: which we could say is in the future.
mircea_popescu: also from time 478, and also 0, and even before that.
dexX7: bye last safe harbor, that's the end of bitcoin finance
kleeck: lol
mircea_popescu: I HAVE TEH KNOWLEDGE
mircea_popescu: next time someone asks me how i know all this shit ima be all like "dude... my raids crashed".
pankkake: the dog ate my homework
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.61 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 13892 @ 0.00018 = 2.5006 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.63 BTC [+]
KRS1-: what is the price in the future
KRS1-: drumroll..
KRS1-: Current title: The Sundays - Wild Horses
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.35 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i could share that for the low low price of 4506982753094509 btc
KRS1-: ah come on really
KRS1-: I think you got your decimal point in the wrong place, FOO
mircea_popescu: my system uses decimal curly braces
mircea_popescu: so a foo is yoo
KRS1-: funny how some of the world uses commmmmmmmmmmmmas
KRS1-: oops...commas
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 226 @ 0.00262104 = 0.5924 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1974 @ 0.0026 = 5.1324 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.65089997 = 2.6036 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: http://istruecryptauditedyet.com/
ozbot: Is TrueCrypt Audited Yet?
kakobrekla: you see this
kakobrekla: we need isbitcoindocumentationwrittenyet.com
kakobrekla: or specification
kakobrekla: a better word.
kakobrekla: any takers?
smickles: o/ I can not-do that
kakobrekla: which part
smickles: writing documentation
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lol srsly.
mircea_popescu: and since we're on it, i must spam http://trilema.com/2013/the-perfect-escrow/
kakobrekla: no srsly ill look into getting someone who writes good docu
smickles: 91?
kakobrekla: and ask how much would it cost
kakobrekla: to have the thing done
kakobrekla: and talk to the devs to make it right
kakobrekla: in the process
kakobrekla: how bad could it fail1?
smickles: wow, kakobrekla doing good for the community
smickles: i just didn't expect it with such a long url joke-seeming things
nubbins`: worst allergy attack of my life
nubbins`: 4.5 hours and counting
kakobrekla: smickles big problem needs long url.
kakobrekla: you prolly have a low amount of phone number too!
nubbins`: heh
mircea_popescu: lmao a large amount of url!
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i had asked 3 different people so far, which all promised they're going to do it.
mircea_popescu: over the past maybe 1year give or take.
kakobrekla: for pay ofc?
mircea_popescu: as long as it's reasonable.
mircea_popescu: im not about to pay $100 an hour for 9400 hours or w/e
kakobrekla: yeah im trying to get a quote.
mircea_popescu: the catch of course is that it has to be good.
mircea_popescu: otherwise sure, get some odesk kid with credentials of having worked for labcoin or bitfinex or w/e
kakobrekla: no no that .
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.65099999 = 13.02 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: im not even considering some random dude
mircea_popescu: right.
nubbins`: good documentation is a rare beast
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.65799996 = 3.29 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00565887 = 1.1318 BTC [+] {7}
kleeck: .d
ozbot: 390928787.63809 | Next Diff in 1377 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.4814% in 7d 18h 56m 25s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.00569499 = 0.393 BTC [+]
bidji: Do you remember the mcxNOW IPO i talked abour earlier?
bidji: They already raised 1 Million dollar!
bidji: In like 12 hours
bidji: https://mcxnow.com/buymcx.html With a big Meter updated in Real-time!
ozbot: mcxNOW - Buy mcxFEE
kakobrekla: if i reckon, the guy is in merrica.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.67 BTC [+]
dexX7: hm i would almost bet that there were ~33358 shares remaining 8 hours ago, too...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00575371 = 0.5754 BTC [+] {5}
kakobrekla: so he sold 1 share?
dexX7: :D
bidji: no , there was 45 000 share left 12-13 hours ago
dexX7: but anyway, i never traded on that website, but it feels soo smooth and fast *_* (i'm serious)
bidji: he sold 12,000
kakobrekla: i lold when reading teh footer
dexX7: hehe yea
kakobrekla: you can see immediately its some retarded kid.
dexX7: maybe. and now he is cashing out
bidji: well, the guy have 15+ year experience in c++.
dub: but he has Experience (tm)
bidji: Just test the site, you'll see it's not coded in a weeks
bidji: Faster than any other exchange, just try
dub: how much is he paying you to ruin your rep shilling for it?
kakobrekla: 1 sher per 12 hrs it seems
kakobrekla: share
dexX7: i think trading is locked atm
bidji: Only the trading of the mcxFEE, you can trade Altcoin
dexX7: so the market doesn't crash due to (potentially) 10x additional shares
dexX7: *9x
kakobrekla: bidji you know you can just come in here and claim some shit and expect everybody to go along
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.6301 = 22.6836 BTC [-] {3}
bidji: that's why i suggest you test it
kakobrekla: thats why i suggest you shut the fuck up and lurk moar
dub: ^
bidji: People are investing 1 million$ in the site, maybe they know what they are doing don't you think
kakobrekla: maybe
bidji: they did the math
dub: no
kakobrekla: prolly not.
nubbins`: nope
bidji: i did the math : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AioqMMSVIC5tdFplWndsdmZuaGxyN01xemxtNWYxVGc#gid=0
bidji: 10% yield at current volume
bidji: And it's growing very fast
bidji: There is 2000 BTC trading volume each day
bidji: Just want to spread awareness
kakobrekla: well thank you so much for exposing another scam now lets move along.
bidji: Good luck with your investment, i'm happy with mine and wanted to share
imsaguy: why would you share?
imsaguy: if you're making so much money, you'd want to keep it a secret
imsaguy: and make even more money
kakobrekla: we fools are gonna buy in later.
bidji: Because it's in my interest. More people on the site, more growth
imsaguy: I like being the last person to hold the bag
kakobrekla: o o i smell pony!
kakobrekla: must be the manure.
imsaguy: don't you feel like a pony when you sweat?
Apocalyptic: *poni
bidji: You realise it's share in a trading exchange? So more people on it, more fee revenue. Simple as that
kakobrekla: i think thats too much for my math skills, do i have to divide by 0?
imsaguy: I just round up
smickles: i feel like someone is trying to sell chocolate on the front lawn of hersheys
imsaguy: 0/0=1
smickles: (sp?)
kakobrekla: oh yeah that makes sense well sign me up for 2 shares! no, make it 3!
imsaguy: whenever the divisor = the numerator, the product equals one.
smickles: $vwap mpoe
mpexbot: smickles: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
smickles: shit
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/the-horror-of-horrors/ mpex status etc
ozbot: The horror of horrors pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: jurov ^
imsaguy: smickles, mpex is migrating to the 50btc platform
mircea_popescu: da fuck is that
imsaguy: "we got 'hacked' and stole all of your money" platform.
dexX7: happy birthday
imsaguy: every day is a birthday
mircea_popescu: dub bidiji (51403667@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.64.54.103) has a reputation to ruin now ?
mircea_popescu: imsaguy hater!
imsaguy: mircea_popescu: at least I'm equal opportunity with my hating.
mircea_popescu: do you hate obama ?
imsaguy: He's like 7/16 black, of course.
mircea_popescu: cute kittens with tits ?
smickles: obama stopped the recording of wizard history
imsaguy: kittens dont have tits.
mircea_popescu: caramel and whiskey tits!
imsaguy: good try though.
mircea_popescu: dude actually a cat that had nice tits which sprouted whiskey and caramel would make a great pet.
smickles: http://user.xmission.com/~emailbox/images/lioncut.jpg
imsaguy: at least this happened: http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/ex-congressman-jackson-reports-to-prison
imsaguy: smickles, that's a cat, not a kitten.
mircea_popescu: jesse jackson ? wow.
imsaguy: the junior
imsaguy: the senior is still spouting his bullshit.
mircea_popescu: a a ok
imsaguy: stupid split
mircea_popescu: His wife spent $5,150 on fur capes and parkas, the document said.
mircea_popescu: where the fuck did she find a 5k fur cape
mircea_popescu: sounds like nutria
mircea_popescu: o hey, check it out : the c++ experience guy also relays. http://blockchain.info/ip-address/81.64.54.103
imsaguy: probably a tor exit node or something
mircea_popescu: nah
mircea_popescu: http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/doctors-mistress-takes-the-stand-in-murder-case
ozbot: Doctor's mistress takes the stand in murder case
mircea_popescu: girl's name is gypsy milles
mircea_popescu: willis*
dub: mircea_popescu: so were intersango handling your backups?
mircea_popescu: no, i just had the dubious idea of having the proxies make something sort of like a blockchain
mircea_popescu: and i can't add to it.
mircea_popescu: dexX7 ty
dub: I thought I'd worked with some incompetent motherfuckers before
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00569499 = 0.1139 BTC [-]
dub: that wasnt reference to mpex btw
dub: raging at my new work environment
mircea_popescu: at least they dion't allocate 5mb of random data for you with the task to read through it and find "anything suspicious"
orkaa: mircea_popescu, something for you
orkaa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6W2I--r3PY
ozbot: Eminem Welcome to Timisoara City (Romania) - YouTube
pankkake: wat
dub: wow
dub: Romania's got talent
mircea_popescu: ha
mircea_popescu: ahahaha her romanian accent is so thick
mircea_popescu: anyway, it's definitely in timisoara.
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT85qnGSFeI she's got moar.
ozbot: Eminem Still Dre & Em (Funny) - YouTube
dub: holy shit
dub: locate that and insert cock to prevent further noise eminance
mircea_popescu: emittance or eminence you mean ?
mircea_popescu: maybe you mean eminem-ce
mircea_popescu: but anyway, she's cute and sorta-moves, but no tits, no ass, wtf are we doing here, fucking little boys nao ?
pankkake: she likes to dress up
kakobrekla: why be so judgemental on the tits on ass or the lack of there of
kakobrekla: noone give a fuck if your penis is 'small' unless is anatomically too smal
kakobrekla: which if fuckin rare.
mircea_popescu: who said things are fair ?
mircea_popescu: i disctiminante by tits and ass!
kakobrekla: is*
dub: she's got gap
dub: but agree on the tit/ass deficiency
dub: ;;ud gap
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gap | The space between the thighs on a female body, just below the crotch. A gap is indicative of a slim figure and is very sexy.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: gap
dub: wd ud
kakobrekla: well
kakobrekla: i guess ill stay with little boys then!
dub: moar ass for the rest of us
pankkake: gape > gap
kakobrekla: ;;ud gape
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gape | The stretched out asshole after being fucked in the ass. A result of dukeing it.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: gape
kakobrekla: a that.
dub: pankkake's requirements include ease of spacedocking
dub: ;;ud spacedocking
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space%20docking | Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking. ... Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate  ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: space docking
jcpham: i love to spacedock
pankkake: I'm learning things today
pankkake: wow, ew
kakobrekla: so that things was done.
mircea_popescu: a gap is only sexy on a woman with a nice big ass
mircea_popescu: because it shows she's not fat, just sexy.
kakobrekla: -s
mircea_popescu: on some skinny plank it's unsexy
kakobrekla: looking for that motherly venera features eh
kakobrekla: :)
kakobrekla: venus, its called.
kakobrekla: or something in between
kakobrekla: http://www.ezadar.hr/repository/image_raw/47276/large/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 298 @ 0.0026 = 0.7748 BTC [-] {2}
pigeons: so not only does zhoutong now run a successful excchange in australia now, but nefario works for something called "coinfloor" https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=115669.msg3435103#msg3435103
jurov: sooo...to place mpex order, you have to get through mutually distrustful network of proxies
jurov: oh, and to rectify power problems, i'd recommend optical power couplers instead of transformers.
kakobrekla: change the tie to red and you got a hitman
jurov: Apparently the coins in coinfloor will be handled in full accord to FDA regulations.
jurov: Proper hygiene ftw!
kakobrekla: which are none
pigeons: hmm then why did i still get sick?
kakobrekla: a he said fda, my bad.
mircea_popescu: i wouldn't eat coins off the floor
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00578899 = 0.2663 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: jurov they didn;'t use to be distrustful, and im not even sure it's such a good solution. learning process.
jurov: Yes. Reusing coins fallen on floor will be strictly prohibited.
mircea_popescu: pigeons everything's successful these days, except shit that actually exists
mircea_popescu: that doesn't work.
jurov: mircea_popescu: maybe you end up using colored coins internally :D
mircea_popescu: at this rate i'll just end up hung in a rats nest of cables and lines of code.
pigeons: this is zhoutong's http://coinjar.io/
pigeons: beware the chinese relic unter
mircea_popescu: "Technically and commercially adept, he’s founded several successful startups and remains a prominent figure in the Bitcoin community."
mircea_popescu: dude srsly ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.0026151 = 0.7845 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: "Asher has a background in economics, formerly providing analysis to leading business magazines"
pigeons: in bitcoin you don't even have to hide, you can be the "special sauce" and people will eat it
pigeons: I like how Ahser brings the lunch
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 215.21000, Best ask: 215.21100, Bid-ask spread: 0.00100, Last trade: 215.21100, 24 hour volume: 8736.19751032, 24 hour low: 204.20001, 24 hour high: 216.00000, 24 hour vwap: 211.04564
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.66999999 = 4.02 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.678 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/headlines.png
mircea_popescu: what cracked has done for the internet
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: factoid-based knowledge
nubbins`: in one of the t-shirt group buys i did, some asshole grabbed a transaction id that someone else had already posted and PMed me with it, asking for a shirt
nubbins`: i just remembered that