mircea_popescu: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/31/critical_flaw_found_in_patched_java/

mircea_popescu: ATTENTION : patched java is STILL VULNERABLE

mircea_popescu: get the fuck rid of that thing.

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: she's a feather ruffler is she.

mircea_popescu: <mcorlett> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=105100.msg1150576#msg1150576

mircea_popescu: <mcorlett> You can show that to your PR girl, Mr. Popescu.

mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> i read it meanwhile. pretty funnay :D

mircea_popescu: <mcorlett> She handled it well, though: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=105100.msg1150685#msg1150685

mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> pm the guy tell him we want him on irc

mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> his talents are wasted in that swamp.

mircea_popescu: <mcorlett> lol

mircea_popescu: <mcorlett> I might just do that.

mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> and she doesn't seem to me to have handled it too well.

mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> sorta like a wanna-be mpoe-pr w/o the zip.

mircea_popescu: if anyone want to join in on this effort ...

mircea_popescu: that guy belongs here.

mircea_popescu: and the old folks wished them well

mircea_popescu: they're the 99%.

mircea_popescu: yeah.

mircea_popescu: they ain;t got da choppars.

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=105065.0

mircea_popescu: AHAHAHA this is so funny. so. SO! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!

mircea_popescu: noob solicits interest for asset rating service idea

mircea_popescu: forum says he should start new exchange with quality audits which'd charge extra to use.

mircea_popescu: lol.

mircea_popescu: jesus god i'll die laughing.

mircea_popescu: guess why.

mircea_popescu: you're already on a list.

mircea_popescu: i have it right here on my desk : pirate scam operators.

mircea_popescu: yeah.

mircea_popescu: did you see anything yet ?

mircea_popescu: (superfluous question, huh)

mircea_popescu: myeah.

mircea_popescu: smickles this is why these things suck so bad : it ruins people emotionally.

mircea_popescu: i didn't mean you personally, j7ust saying.

mircea_popescu: a number of people got it pretty rough.

mircea_popescu: yeah.

mircea_popescu: o hey, moving up in da world.

mircea_popescu: lmao

mircea_popescu: yeah, you know strangely... a lot of people took it better than gains

mircea_popescu: it's very odd to me.

mircea_popescu: twas like... o, losses ?! *grin*

mircea_popescu: smickles they're mostly a bunch of grafters. one guy that ran off with the socialist state's foreign accounts,

mircea_popescu: one guy who made a bp knockoff, one guy with a cocacola ripoff etc.

mircea_popescu: no real businessmen in romania yet.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: im not a billionaire yet, so.

mircea_popescu: smickles : at least two accounts involved.

mircea_popescu: almost bitcoin million!\

mircea_popescu: well, so i guess maybe i make it next year.

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134651631427.jpg this looks like a party.

mircea_popescu: bong

mircea_popescu: :D

mircea_popescu: i know what you did last bacon

mircea_popescu: sounds like a pretty cool gal, rocket scientist with a solid love of bacon.

mircea_popescu: btcon

mircea_popescu: ;;internet whois polimedia.us

mircea_popescu: dun dun dun

mircea_popescu: you got btcorn ?

mircea_popescu: btcool ?

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134565878556.jpg how many azn chicks you need to boil water ?

mircea_popescu: jcpham i know they lost the site, what's the new one ?

mircea_popescu: o i see.

mircea_popescu: the owens thing ?

mircea_popescu: can't say that i do

mircea_popescu: i think it never got to the point of such concreteness.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: was here a few days ago.

mircea_popescu: wasn't he moving from china ?

mircea_popescu: uh i dunno

mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/bfMkg.gif

mircea_popescu: :D

mircea_popescu: smickles hahaha

mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 me too.

mircea_popescu: .py 0.00009268/0.00100000

mircea_popescu: cool story bros.

mircea_popescu: chmod755 facebook only lost like 60%

mircea_popescu: no, they added 7% moar accounts per week

mircea_popescu: mpcd ftw!

mircea_popescu: hahaha

mircea_popescu: he's marrying into the mad-off family.

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: so it's decided to be 10 huh.

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining i agree.

mircea_popescu: <chmod755> BTC-Mining: the next step is a real brothel accepting BTC <<< no, the next step is pr0n on the exchanges :D

mircea_popescu: omg i r lead into future!

mircea_popescu: he cools them that way.

mircea_popescu: people can expect whatever the fuck they want.

mircea_popescu: i got the buttons i make the rules.

mircea_popescu: and i expect people to adapt.

mircea_popescu: that was 1999

mircea_popescu: yaaa, recent-ish

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining it's on mpoe.org really...

mircea_popescu: you live with your mom ?

mircea_popescu: smickles : only if he's a girl. (ref http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/5460.html )

mircea_popescu: plasma!

mircea_popescu: and a domain name

mircea_popescu: all businesses start with a domain name.

mircea_popescu: anyway, on a more serious note : there's ~24 hours left during which you can buy MPOE bonds that'll go in September.

mircea_popescu: last call is midnight gmt tomorrow.

mircea_popescu: 100 0.076 200 0.07501001

mircea_popescu: seems kinda hopeless.

mircea_popescu: 730 1.05 500 1.05 1550 1.067999 << i like these tho.

mircea_popescu: smickles um where that ?

mircea_popescu: o o , i was quoting the asks list on the pirate pt.

mircea_popescu: people are trying to get 1 bitcoin per.

mircea_popescu: why don't i ? that's a backwards question

mircea_popescu: why don't you drive a van

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: obsi, you ARE a girl aren't you.

mircea_popescu: ajhahaha

mircea_popescu: ajahaha

mircea_popescu: needs a MaDe WITH DrEaMVIeWer

mircea_popescu: actually it's made in vim mostly.

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining's thing neh ?

mircea_popescu: a harnett passthrough

mircea_popescu: chmod755 : mpoe-pr sez you need some http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: "are clear"

mircea_popescu: lalala. despicable scammer is trying to manipulate people still.

mircea_popescu: im so curious who is stupid enough to fall for the shit.

mircea_popescu: i'm sure there will be some idiots found. desperate to prove it's not that they made a mistake "investying" in a ponzi

mircea_popescu: but moreover that they really are too stupid to have money in the first place.

mircea_popescu: right.

mircea_popescu: even if all pay out right now except one

mircea_popescu: he's still 100% in default.

mircea_popescu: HE.

mircea_popescu: you know, the ones that were going to be paid first, starting on the 17th

mircea_popescu: unavoidable tho, from a statistical perspective. as long as idiots hold bitcoins there's going to be scammers trying to save that money.

mircea_popescu: because money can't fucking stand being stuck with idiots. much like women.

mircea_popescu: sgornick https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=105160.msg1151078#msg1151078 nice write-up.

mircea_popescu: The dept. of redundancy department :D

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: nutty flavr.

mircea_popescu: i wonder what will be the absolute peak of bitcoin in circulation

mircea_popescu: clearly won't be 21mn. maybe 20mn ?

mircea_popescu: or already more than 1mn lost ?

mircea_popescu: maybe, yea...

mircea_popescu: yeah.

mircea_popescu: pretty sure, yea.

mircea_popescu: maybe the satoshi guy went "well... if i make it be 20ish mil for sure there will be 10mn left"

mircea_popescu: Happy Dividend Day!

mircea_popescu: Shares sold to date: 20909

mircea_popescu: Dividends paid out today: 0.0 BTC

mircea_popescu: what a gyp.

mircea_popescu: im not angry or invested, im just saying it sounds... like a nazi work camp

mircea_popescu: lol "market factors"

mircea_popescu: what market factors, comrade ?

mircea_popescu: your politbureau ?

mircea_popescu: getting back to the market forces.

mircea_popescu: vd doesn't kill smickles

mircea_popescu: is the us govt vd now ?

mircea_popescu: i can see that point.

mircea_popescu: smickles in that sense a bunion can end in death, takes so damn long...

mircea_popescu: but syphillis usually causes dementia, not death.

mircea_popescu: in...35 years.

mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 yes, because life in prison is representative.

mircea_popescu: new month, BTC-Mining

mircea_popescu: o i see, emergency update.

mircea_popescu: i think Diablo-D3 is basically cosmo kramer.

mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 you know you have to offer both bid and ask to be a market maker.

mircea_popescu: at what rate of dmc shares will you give me an asicminer share ?

mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 right. so how many dmc shares i need to give you to get an asicminer share ?

mircea_popescu: yes.

mircea_popescu: i want to return your useless paper in exchange for something else. how many of your shares do i need ?

mircea_popescu: twice the who ?

mircea_popescu: 10 for 3. so you give me 10 asicminer for 6 dmc ?

mircea_popescu: !ticker asicminer

mircea_popescu: !ticker dmc

mircea_popescu: smickles i won't bother but im curious how large his asshole is on the mkt.

mircea_popescu: .py 0.03501 * 6

mircea_popescu: so you trade .2 for 1 btc ?

mircea_popescu: no wonder nobody takes you seriously.

mircea_popescu: it means i pay 0.21 btc for 1btc worth of asicminer.

mircea_popescu: you said 6 for 10.

mircea_popescu: yes, and you would be raped unless it wasn't the case nobody cares what you say.

mircea_popescu: !ticker obsi.abmo

mircea_popescu: o yonder glbse the brave, yonder glbse the quick...

mircea_popescu: OBSI.ABMO he's trading 82 to 9.

mircea_popescu: asic miner he's trading 10 to 3

mircea_popescu: this is the most ridiculous thing i ever saw in my life

mircea_popescu: so Diablo-D3 i'm guessing nao in case someone asks you don't have anymore asicminer to trade at your market forces driven rate of 6 to 10 ? :D

mircea_popescu: ahahahaha

mircea_popescu: orly. it was an emergency meeting ?

mircea_popescu: at the emergency meeting ?

mircea_popescu: lol ok, lets find moar gems, this is becoming fun.

mircea_popescu: !ticker BTC-MINING

mircea_popescu: o i see.

mircea_popescu: jusrt what i was looking at lolz

mircea_popescu: how about HYDRO.BONDS ?

mircea_popescu: he's almost at 0.005

mircea_popescu: not at those rates you won't lmao./

mircea_popescu: ofcourse you won't, comrade. because your rates are ridiculous.

mircea_popescu: so, HYDRO.BONDS. you got any ?

mircea_popescu: right-o.

mircea_popescu: well this was fun.

mircea_popescu: if you bought at 1 coingenuity then you've been badly had.

mircea_popescu: at 30 as in, 30 btc ?!

mircea_popescu: o.

mircea_popescu: so share trades at .1 you value it like giga's, which is 8x that

mircea_popescu: i see.

mircea_popescu: why do you want to be on the board ?

mircea_popescu: i generally turn down invites to be on various boards. not usu worth my time

mircea_popescu: hm. sounds like you don't, you just get some preferred status or w/e

mircea_popescu: you know what a board is right ?

mircea_popescu: a ok then

mircea_popescu: well moreover, you appoint the ceo etc.

mircea_popescu: no. you do. that's what the board does.

mircea_popescu: well... in that case...

mircea_popescu: NOT A BOARD IS IT

mircea_popescu: right-o.

mircea_popescu: this is why nobody does.

mircea_popescu: and it has some mystery large investor so it's easier to not even do them.

mircea_popescu: or there's an emergency meeting.

mircea_popescu: <Diablo-D3> unless an emergency update happens, it changes on the first

mircea_popescu: right, but it's the result of the emergency meeting neh ?

mircea_popescu: o i see.

mircea_popescu: for my curiousity, how much iof your own personal cash went into dmc ?

mircea_popescu: specifically ?

mircea_popescu: so for 15 btc

mircea_popescu: you've been in charge of this insanity ?

mircea_popescu: i am amazed you're allowed to do this, honestly.

mircea_popescu: ya ya, open market, i hear ya.

mircea_popescu: i'm really shocked anyone earnestly thinks glbse will be getting actual investor bitcoins in the future, tho.

mircea_popescu: right.

mircea_popescu: i think you're completely deluded.

mircea_popescu: that has nothing to do with it.

mircea_popescu: MrTiggr do you have an article on the global scam exchange yet ? you can use this http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134654389322.png

mircea_popescu: you missed out.

mircea_popescu: o srsly, over 40k !?

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: aww crud!

mircea_popescu: just when i was about to be over 4mn :(

mircea_popescu: of bitcoin ? maybe

mircea_popescu: seems insane tho, with the crap going on in the us.

mircea_popescu: smickles i haven't yet cashed out.

mircea_popescu: not one single btc.

mircea_popescu: well actually sold a couple to some romanian guy

mircea_popescu: mostly to get ppl started i'll ocasionally do small sums like that.

mircea_popescu: ;;bc,24hprc

mircea_popescu: wow no way ?!

mircea_popescu: 7761 grubles 98 pirateat40 2012-08-31 18:43:28 10 trustedat40

mircea_popescu: 7853 gigavps 256 pirateat40 2012-08-30 22:29:00 10 all business, no drama

mircea_popescu: lmao. people like pirape at 40.

mircea_popescu: jcpham http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=psykick&sign=ANY&type=RECV

mircea_popescu: this would seem to be a shill account made strictly to manipulatye the wot

mircea_popescu: why exactly have you rated it ?

mircea_popescu: i'm not talking to you grubles.

mircea_popescu: no, i just pointed out that you're supporting a scammer.

mircea_popescu: august the 17th came and went.

mircea_popescu: end of story, right there.

mircea_popescu: they are insane, basically.

mircea_popescu: i always have trusted otc. the trick is to keep track of whose ratings are shilled out.

mircea_popescu: yes. yes you are.

mircea_popescu: and you might be irrespionsible enough to not realise this, but you're fucking over a lot of people.

mircea_popescu: you know, the sort of people that build things, like the wot, and the sort of people that are new to bitcoin, and believe what they see there.

mircea_popescu: yes, scammers rarely talk in open channels.

mircea_popescu: they need a little court to prop their pretense up.

mircea_popescu: if you haven't met him in person and you rated him a 10...

mircea_popescu: you're already stepping in your own mouth.

mircea_popescu: i used to think so myself.

mircea_popescu: yes, i do. i also understand the word "responsibility".

mircea_popescu: you can't rate a dude 10 you've never met, and you can't rate pirate a 10 on august the 30th.

mircea_popescu: yes, i do. the noobs do not, however.

mircea_popescu: it has to occur. we can't forever pretend o, he's paying another account next week, maybe it's ok.

mircea_popescu: grubles it still looks awful.

mircea_popescu: no drama ?! are you kidding me ?!

mircea_popescu: all the guy is doing is making drama.

mircea_popescu: jcpham what i was curious about was the user psykick

mircea_popescu: you gave him a 1, pirate gave him a 5, he gave pirate a 10 back and that's all.

mircea_popescu: that's psy ?! sigh.

mircea_popescu: teh trollage in wot now :(

mircea_popescu: <Chaaang-Noi> why use wot... << exactly what i don't want to see ;/

mircea_popescu: fucking forum idiots a la psy are ruining the wot deliberately, you're enabling this.

mircea_popescu: i honestly don't think we got a prayer going forward w/o a wot.

mircea_popescu: hasta be serious biznis.

mircea_popescu: he does ?

mircea_popescu: maybe he sends you some direct stuff ?

mircea_popescu: why's freenode not klining it anyway

mircea_popescu: what 150 btc ?!

mircea_popescu: o, so some "investor" that got burnt ?

mircea_popescu: lol ppl keep senfing him btc, there's 33

mircea_popescu: seems so

mircea_popescu: people should be thankful to that guy that finally came forward with pirate nonpayment.

mircea_popescu: douche was prolly doing it for months, all the moonstruck idiots stringing along to his crap.

mircea_popescu: ;;rated bitlane

mircea_popescu: ;;getrating bitlane

mircea_popescu: lmao doesn't even have an id.

mircea_popescu: !ticker abmo

mircea_popescu: mk

mircea_popescu: im so curious where the miner stuff will be in ~3 months...

mircea_popescu: yeah, except i don't think any of these will be worth 1/2 what they are now on xmas eve.

mircea_popescu: i'd short it if the global scam exchange had shorting.

mircea_popescu: yea, srsly, who wants to go into a 3 month swap with me ? your 10k asiminer shares for my 1k btc

mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust obsi

mircea_popescu: when's the vandroiy bet run out, anyone remember ?

mircea_popescu: A default will be construed to have occurred, if at any time prior to October 1 2013, 00.01 UTC, BTCST will be late by at least 14 calendar days, in disbursing either any regularly-scheduled interest payment, or any withdrawal request, by a valid account holder of BTCST.

mircea_popescu: right, this is actually... done.

mircea_popescu: it expired end of august.

mircea_popescu: Bane_Capital you still waiting on that ipo ?

mircea_popescu: According to nanotube, pirate conceded the bet in private conversation.

mircea_popescu: o wow, the bet was in fact paid out.

mircea_popescu: well, vandroiy bet is the end of discussion. it's a complete, definitive, unmitigated and irrecoverable default, there's no money, forgeddaboutit.

mircea_popescu: yeah, he did a good thing

mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust vandroiy

mircea_popescu: Chaaang-Noi did you ?

mircea_popescu: Chaaang-Noi you got people to throw their money away at a scam. he helped the community to come to its senses. you're the one in offsaid here, not him.

mircea_popescu: ;;rate vandroiy 1 Risked 5k of his own bitcoins to help a bunch of forum retards see the light.

mircea_popescu: because of people like Chaaang-Noi. and gigavps. and etc. stupidly vouching for it.

mircea_popescu: not after that dmc fiasco, no.

mircea_popescu: wellll then there's no explanation.

mircea_popescu: wd!

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: lawl at mkt depth

mircea_popescu: srsly, 5 sales go -40% ?

mircea_popescu: lmao there's nobody in that list wtf.\

mircea_popescu: how the fuck is kludge AAA

mircea_popescu: wasn't he the guy that financed that failed kronos thing ?

mircea_popescu: Bane_Capital i don't see who takes the forum crud seriously.

mircea_popescu: basically, it's installment #52 of "i've met some douches on a social media site we are AAAA++++ nao"

mircea_popescu: circlejerk bs.

mircea_popescu: Bane_Capital they currently are.

mircea_popescu: wd usagi.

mircea_popescu: does that clear any pirate exposure from your holdings there ?

mircea_popescu: i don't understand anyone still living in the uk.

mircea_popescu: you have to give out your password or spend two years in prison even without any actual wrongdoing ?

mircea_popescu: get the fuck out ?! how can people still be there ?!

mircea_popescu: i would say no business located in the uk can be considered for bitcoin stuff, nor any individual located there can run a bitcoin business.

mircea_popescu: at any rate from the internet that matters.

mircea_popescu: heh so ten bitcoin withdrawn a thousand deposited. goood morning

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: lmao this is hysterical.

mircea_popescu: so there's this shill account in the wot,

mircea_popescu: psykick.

mircea_popescu: it gets a 1 from some user, then he rates pirate 10.

mircea_popescu: that user (jcpham) takes his rating away yest.

mircea_popescu: meanwhile...

mircea_popescu: 14281 gigavps 257 psykick 2012-09-02 02:36:35 1 traded coins for paypal

mircea_popescu: eskimobob is calling people out for trolling nao ?!

mircea_popescu: this is sorta like crypto-melroseplace

mircea_popescu: everyone does everything.

mircea_popescu: no cause at least in that the chicks were hawt.

mircea_popescu: what was that fat brunette called... amber or something

mircea_popescu: well so watch the forum then.

mircea_popescu: sgnb its the microtime stamp

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla it's there in case someone comes up with two different stats in the same second (can happen)

mircea_popescu: so you don't end up with sorting conflicts.

mircea_popescu: o hey trending up ?

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: ah and it was so nice when we were back to 15.x

mircea_popescu: why would i invent my own time now ? we already have a numeric value applied to the flow of entalpy.

mircea_popescu: smickles time only exists in one of two ways. either the kantian (as an implicit category in the mind of man, with no existance in the world)

mircea_popescu: or in the physical. enthalpy is the energy of a system. entropy is the opposite thereof, the locked energy so to speak. all physical processes flow only one way (to greater entropy) and that's the flow of time.

mircea_popescu: so in this approach time is the measure of the flow of energy towards lockdown.

mircea_popescu: hence the notion of the thermic death of the universe, once everything's evened out (sir kelvin's ideea).

mircea_popescu: hehe. got anything for your effort ?

mircea_popescu: well, puts you ahead of most people :p

mircea_popescu: that;'s true.

mircea_popescu: bah i'm offline for a few hours everyone leaves me offlines and goes offline.

mircea_popescu: what is this world coming to!

mircea_popescu: lolk!

mircea_popescu: lol ?

mircea_popescu: !ticker gsdpt

mircea_popescu: apparently ppls are flipping for 3% ?

mircea_popescu: !ticker s.dice

mircea_popescu: you mean people are selling for 33x that bought for 34 ?

mircea_popescu: heck, maybe they bought for 70

mircea_popescu: i know there were some of those.

mircea_popescu: o it is ?

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: as usual with noob communities, a scammer got it all.

mircea_popescu: the real stuff doesn't pay enough FOR THE RISKS INVOLVED :D

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you can't really not talk about it. i mean, i soaked up a good chunk of change that people were trying to invest.

mircea_popescu: i mean he*

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining 1% a week might, maybe, marginally, be sustainable. possibly.

mircea_popescu: the reason i say this is btc inflation.

mircea_popescu: .py 7* 24 * 6 * 50 / 10000000.0

mircea_popescu: it's like half a percent a week.

mircea_popescu: so if you do inflation free rate it is maybe something like

mircea_popescu: .py 1.005 ** 52

mircea_popescu: 30% pa isn't impossible.

mircea_popescu: at the very least, from a macro standpoint, the argument can be brought.

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining i dunno, did they ?

mircea_popescu: ya

mircea_popescu: sounds pretty extortionate.

mircea_popescu: last time i borrowed was something like 18mn @7.2

mircea_popescu: of dollahs.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: ya. minutes. like, you know, kebab and such

mircea_popescu: by the way, what does a french grasshopper eat ?

mircea_popescu: grassants :D

mircea_popescu: im kind of sick. i ate this delicios cake on which the nut that made it added about half inch of pure chocolate frosting.

mircea_popescu: i guess i never should have had seconds.

mircea_popescu: haha the two are unrelated.

mircea_popescu: :p

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: !pl DMC 1

mircea_popescu: whee'

mircea_popescu: gain - seems good enough neh?

mircea_popescu: which is ?

mircea_popescu: moreover who'd sell for 0 bids.

mircea_popescu: it's not like past a 99% loss the receipts are relevant anymore anyway

mircea_popescu: those can be good things.

mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zWIJc4U_8

mircea_popescu: this should be the btc rally song.

mircea_popescu: gloria in excelsis.

mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134668051447.jpg dun dun dun

mircea_popescu: MoneyIsDebt omg the assbot is innocent

mircea_popescu: the butler did it.

mircea_popescu: all a government plot ?

mircea_popescu: hmm, anyone know the virwox ppl ?

mircea_popescu: MrTiggr what's that ?

mircea_popescu: http://bitcoin.jobamatic.com/a/jobs/find-jobst

mircea_popescu: this shit is funny : "Counter-Threat Finance Operations Intelligence Analyst with Security Clearance"

mircea_popescu: sadly i can't use either.

mircea_popescu: im not getting any lol.

mircea_popescu: onoty.

mircea_popescu: ;;seen nefario

mircea_popescu: jesus don't tell me he got into one of those double border detention things.

mircea_popescu: o wow jesus fucken god Diablo-D3.

mircea_popescu: when i published that piece discussing their security it was all "o, it's fud"

mircea_popescu: usagi the global scam exchange.

mircea_popescu: usagi : someone JUST HAD THEIR SHARES STOLEN

mircea_popescu: through session stealing

mircea_popescu: something which my paper clearly points out, back when nefario lied and called it "fud".

mircea_popescu: yaya

mircea_popescu: read up first, talk second.

mircea_popescu: that's the customary order.

mircea_popescu: no. i have a history of being right.

mircea_popescu: you and your scam exchange have a history of... scamming users.

mircea_popescu: just try reading the channel.

mircea_popescu: riiiight.

mircea_popescu: it's just free market rite ?

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg1156815#msg1156815

mircea_popescu: there is your pointer.

mircea_popescu: usagi what exactly is your relation to it ?

mircea_popescu: and if you say none, i will have this on record, just fiy.

mircea_popescu: mkay.

mircea_popescu: ;;ident usagi

mircea_popescu: ...

mircea_popescu: nice try. we're not discussing my emotions, this isn't a dating site.

mircea_popescu: the subject of the day is yet another glbse breach (yagb)

mircea_popescu: seems that way.

mircea_popescu: usagi i thought you didn't have any relation to it, so you don't know anything else.

mircea_popescu: fact is i don't really trust his track record. other people's mileage may vary.

mircea_popescu: DeaDTerra1 except this problem was pointed out to him before.

mircea_popescu: not just by one person.

mircea_popescu: usagi good for you.

mircea_popescu: usagi no, i simply don't bow to ill advised attemtps to shift the focus. i was a politician before you were a teenager, so.

mircea_popescu: the subject is global scam exchange poor implementation of security.

mircea_popescu: ty for da help usagi.

mircea_popescu: o if it's not the mr lost a session again.

mircea_popescu: how's the "fud" going nefario ?

mircea_popescu: DeaDTerra1 ya well, shit job, someone has to do it.

mircea_popescu: nefario you lost a session.

mircea_popescu: you were warned (by me, and by others) that you are leaking sessions.

mircea_popescu: what more do you want ?

mircea_popescu: go fix that site already.

mircea_popescu: sigh,

mircea_popescu: sometimes i don't even know why i bother.

mircea_popescu: nefario https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg1156815#msg1156815 start there.

mircea_popescu: actually, a better ideea :

mircea_popescu: take that thing offline, fix it, bring it back online after you get it professionally audited.

mircea_popescu: twice.

mircea_popescu: sigh.

mircea_popescu: that's not true. i am guessing you will keep pretending till someone really gets hurt huh.

mircea_popescu: you're not my competition nefario. you are one of my brokers. not even in the top. AND YOU SUCK AT IT.

mircea_popescu: it's buggy in a secure way :D

mircea_popescu: usagi just so.

mircea_popescu: o really.

mircea_popescu: !ticker gigamining

mircea_popescu: !ticker f.giga.etf

mircea_popescu: o wow, for once it got volume!

mircea_popescu: getting so tired of this. crap happens, nefario is in here denying, sock puppets in here claiming bs,

mircea_popescu: two weeks go by

mircea_popescu: glbse gets crapped again, rinse, repeat.

mircea_popescu: peopel dun wanna do things right.

mircea_popescu: dude, your nonbusiness is waiting for moar useless crap.

mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134664034775.jpg ?

mircea_popescu: i was here first!

mircea_popescu: yes.

mircea_popescu: ne neneneeener

mircea_popescu: copumpkin and fractional shares.

mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 people who can afford 200 bucks use it.

mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 if it's no one then i dunno what are you talking about, "finance", "stock exchange" etc.

mircea_popescu: also im sure he doesn't mean receiving buttseks

mircea_popescu: no!

mircea_popescu: no cause my dick is bigger than yours.

mircea_popescu: :D

mircea_popescu: why do you have such a small pecker anyway ?

mircea_popescu: o, you abuse teh scammer tags on the forum ?

mircea_popescu: ask him to give you one, while you're at it.

mircea_popescu: dmc has volume ?!

mircea_popescu: don't forget the fake ipos.

mircea_popescu: usagi that's not true. splits aren't reported as trades.

mircea_popescu: you'd have to sell your puts/calls to someone.

mircea_popescu: and because a call/put doesn't sell for 1 in general, and never sells for as much as the deposit is, thiswould yield less than 100 btc of trade.

mircea_popescu: (you just can't gain0

mircea_popescu: (hey, no gain, no pain)

mircea_popescu: smickles well that'd be insider trading neh ?

mircea_popescu: obviously it's insider as to the underlying.

mircea_popescu: usagi whenever someone buys something it's counted as trade yes.

mircea_popescu: copumpkin you'd be in jail no ?

mircea_popescu: usagi no, they create volume out of their trading.

mircea_popescu: i dunno anymore either tbh,

mircea_popescu: it changes with the seasons.

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla ping

mircea_popescu: pah, and this chan was so interesting earlier. Diablo-D3 come back!

mircea_popescu: im sorry for what i said about your pecker!

mircea_popescu: o hey. try sending me a tiny transfer.

mircea_popescu: anyway, i'm kinda fascinated nefario finally admitted as to the entire goat&co conspiracy to make fake trades so global scam exchange thingee looks like it has volume.

mircea_popescu: been suspecting this for months.

mircea_popescu: aww, ad personam ? so soon ?

mircea_popescu: in the immortal words of my favourite guy in btcland, "it doesn't matter if someone's a child murdering nazi, as long as they have a point"

mircea_popescu: he is awesome. just took that scammer pirate for 5k btc, too

mircea_popescu: you know him as

mircea_popescu: Vandroiy!

mircea_popescu: yeah.

mircea_popescu: the plot thickens

mircea_popescu: you should start a yoga group.

mircea_popescu: a ball that was dropped a lot.

mircea_popescu: cool true ?

mircea_popescu: eskimobob it prolly has something to do with this : http://trilema.com/2012/lolvacute-pentru-posteritate/

mircea_popescu: its an english chatlog.

mircea_popescu: you recall, the discussion of the trading whatever for whatever else.

mircea_popescu: well d'oh. nobody cares what reality is anymore

mircea_popescu: everyone got his own private fantasyland.

mircea_popescu: what do you mean it's not complete ?

mircea_popescu: mk

mircea_popescu: INFINITE POWAR

mircea_popescu: https://bitcoinfunding.com/ << the best bitcoin fundraising service on the planet, it says. anyone know it ?

mircea_popescu: me either. maybe we're on a different planet.

mircea_popescu: Rabbi Issamar Ginzberg is an award winning business strategist and marketing consultant that currently accepts bitcoin for a limited number of hours each month.

mircea_popescu: dang jooz taking over btc.

mircea_popescu: http://www.btcvc.com/index.php/btcvc-startups/ bitcoin vc ?

mircea_popescu: jesus this stuff is better than the funny papers.

mircea_popescu: gah someone ping tiggr

mircea_popescu: SuprTiggr hey fix the bot!

mircea_popescu: /mode +b ~MrTiggr@ec2-122-248-235-44.ap-southeast-1.compute.amazonaws.com

mircea_popescu: well me either tbh

mircea_popescu: but this sorta stuff is making the chan unusable

mircea_popescu: and we must have our drama!

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: now careful not to kick his other guys

mircea_popescu: omg perv etc

mircea_popescu: kinda funnay site

mircea_popescu: well estimated diff is about 2.6mn now

mircea_popescu: so somebody is delivering something somewhere.

mircea_popescu: maybe so.

mircea_popescu: thart's pretty gay.

mircea_popescu: o, something gayer could exist ?

mircea_popescu: ok, that's pretty faggy.

mircea_popescu: wd

mircea_popescu: nono there's xchat-otr

mircea_popescu: http://packages.debian.org/sid/xchat-otr if you're on deb

mircea_popescu: hmm odd

mircea_popescu: it comes with both python and tcl iirc.

mircea_popescu: iirc freebsd had irssi-otr

mircea_popescu: truth of the matter they're not really so well maintained.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: what bond is it btw ?

mircea_popescu: well i mean what kind. is it a hash based bond ? is it a pirate-style, i pay you X% don't ask any questions ?

mircea_popescu: is it your housing development plan ?

mircea_popescu: Date/time of buyback: 00:24, Sat Jul 21

mircea_popescu: Buyback price:0.0101

mircea_popescu: next year ?

mircea_popescu: o

mircea_popescu: i am reading it

mircea_popescu: so 10% insured no matter what, 1 dollar to the btc insured from btc loss and a trade collateralization of 100%

mircea_popescu: it's not a bad design. what;'s your float ?

mircea_popescu: 13437 ?

mircea_popescu: yeah. it;'s not a bad design.

mircea_popescu: i'd certainly include it in the next MPCD set.

mircea_popescu: https://github.com/MatthewLM/cbitcoin << so this guy is working on making a C impklementation of bitcoin \

mircea_popescu: i just sent him a little btc, and maybe you want to do the same thing ppls.

mircea_popescu: so is it correct that your total float is about 130btc ?

mircea_popescu: plenty of room to grow there.

mircea_popescu: usagi yes, it is called liquidity.

mircea_popescu: can't blame you for going a little nuts if you've never seen it before.

mircea_popescu: dmc...

mircea_popescu: o hey, fixed the order book so it looks sane now. well done nefario.

mircea_popescu: (it still takes ~1 minute)

mircea_popescu: Namworld right-o.

mircea_popescu: there's a graph ?

mircea_popescu: i don't see a graph ?

mircea_popescu: http://browsershots.org/http://67.222.146.58:9999/asset/view/BITBOND

mircea_popescu: well the site mostly doesn't load.

mircea_popescu: when it does load i see a hole and then the volume graph.

mircea_popescu: http://api.browsershots.org/png/original/64/64f1bc22d6d0a33c6f7dad7fb9f2a247.png o hey, in seamonkey it does work. okay.

mircea_popescu: why not ?

mircea_popescu: been low for a while now.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla the bot really needs a website somewhere

mircea_popescu: so that inquiring minds can check out its ass

mircea_popescu: ets.

mircea_popescu: haha cool

mircea_popescu: hmm

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/3553.html or http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/767.html

mircea_popescu: pick & choose.

mircea_popescu: obsi is a girl that has a taste for ass ?!

mircea_popescu: and that IS a nice ass too

mircea_popescu: that's pretty bad oink :D

mircea_popescu: it reminds me of this bed that got broken when i was a kid.

mircea_popescu: i guess that's it then.

mircea_popescu: lol desire for ass

mircea_popescu: istance.

mircea_popescu: randiom page --> http://www.encyclopediabitcoinica.com/wiki/Mircea_Popescu

mircea_popescu: you should prolly do obsi nao

mircea_popescu: Bitcoinica is a "Bitcoin Faucet" style free bitcoin giveaway site. Instead of a captcha to get your free bitcoins, you have to hack the site. This is much easier than any captcha however.

mircea_popescu: ahahaha

mircea_popescu: The hacker was successful able to access an email server. This gave the attacker access to info@bitcoinica.com which in turn allowed them to reset passwords with our hosting provider, Rackspace.

mircea_popescu: lulzy.

mircea_popescu: lmao so on bitcoinica site

mircea_popescu: if i click open claim

mircea_popescu: https://claims.bitcoinica.com/ Could not connect to remote server

mircea_popescu: You tried to access the address https://claims.bitcoinica.com/, which is currently unavailable.

mircea_popescu: dun dun dun

mircea_popescu: you think it actually is pirate ?

mircea_popescu: omfg.

mircea_popescu: http://www.namworld.com/

mircea_popescu: this has got to go into the wiki.

mircea_popescu: this guy has better css skills than mine

mircea_popescu: Namworld well you're the relation

mircea_popescu: i wouldn't touch it. it's incredible as it is.

mircea_popescu: why make more bootstrap sites ?

mircea_popescu: lmao

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134672677419.jpg i really like this pic

mircea_popescu: i never got it.

mircea_popescu: yeah

mircea_popescu: not being in otc is smarter and smarter.

mircea_popescu: hmm odd

mircea_popescu: :p

mircea_popescu: well ok, im off to sleep. take care all!

mircea_popescu: so the advantage of running a stock exchange : my address now gets all sorts of "insider info" about various bs penny stocks.

mircea_popescu: oh ?!

mircea_popescu: wait, wasn't it a scam long ago ?

mircea_popescu: or no, im thinking about bitscalper.

mircea_popescu: people need to get out of this bit bs

mircea_popescu: it's entirely contrary to their own interest. you make a logo with bit in it, people see and remember "bit"

mircea_popescu: and then where are you ? o, "that bit service" ? pff

mircea_popescu: now buttpumpkin on the other hand...

mircea_popescu: that has badonkadonk staying power.

mircea_popescu: dingle dongle ticolensic

mircea_popescu: or

mircea_popescu: Shönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittler-Raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla yes i know

mircea_popescu: bitinstant

mircea_popescu: well no. bitinstant is that thing with the card no ?

mircea_popescu: rdponticelli the "ACTUAL" keys you see.

mircea_popescu: the problem with the current generation of youths is they honestly believe the designations they give to things in their heads are binding to the world at large.

mircea_popescu: if they call their ex a slut, she IS a slut

mircea_popescu: if they call these keys the UNACTUAL keys then they are "unactual"

mircea_popescu: in normal time.

mircea_popescu: lmao small majority.

mircea_popescu: i must confess, people keep saying btc is not backed by anything

mircea_popescu: yes it is. btc is backed by lulz.

mircea_popescu: ya but mostly lulz

mircea_popescu: (now you say no, mostly drama and i say fuck you)

mircea_popescu: A SMALL MAJORITY OF LULZ!

mircea_popescu: o o sorry. fuck type of you.

mircea_popescu: tragedlulz.

mircea_popescu: you know someone's registering all these domains right ?

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134677810274.png << which is the older sister ?

mircea_popescu: rdponticelli that's why it's called drama. tragedy + comedy.

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla a pair of actual keys.

mircea_popescu: and a small majority.

mircea_popescu: your majority is large ? my minority is large!

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining why are you such a hater ? they don't make servers like they used to

mircea_popescu: all sluts now.

mircea_popescu: and tbh, what i learned is to not have a hot wallet.

mircea_popescu: i don't care.

mircea_popescu: im in the business of providing safety.

mircea_popescu: so then it'd be unpractical.

mircea_popescu: so ?

mircea_popescu: you can expect it till you're blue in the face. what i expect from an exchange is TO NOT BE OWNED

mircea_popescu: right, because you can't plan your life 12 hours in advance.

mircea_popescu: maybe my spartan ideas are more adequate to some applications than others.

mircea_popescu: right. theoretically.

mircea_popescu: this_is_dog hello ?

mircea_popescu: dog hello ?

mircea_popescu: Last night, a few of our servers were compromised.

mircea_popescu: dude this is so cute

mircea_popescu: we had 56349875 servers

mircea_popescu: 2837 were compromised

mircea_popescu: gtfo, he had a vps.

mircea_popescu: http://www.goodtimecharlieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/image-import/_lZoQPvGfdG8/SguzVajVAWI/AAAAAAAABOY/axGQ35qUcJ8/s400/DoubleDong.jpg

mircea_popescu: build a better double dog...

mircea_popescu: ...and you won't need no hss

mircea_popescu: BitFloor is currently the #4 USD exchange and #1 in the US.

mircea_popescu: how did he figure that ?

mircea_popescu: well anyway that forum post killed him

mircea_popescu: that's not how you go about what he claims he's trying to accomplish

mircea_popescu: right.

mircea_popescu: yeah, we kinda need a serious exchange competitor for mtgox.

mircea_popescu: New withdrawals are currently on hold while I work through the future of the exchange.

mircea_popescu: That is unacceptable. Regardless of the future of the exchange you have an obligation to disburse funds to the ACH account on record.

mircea_popescu: o boy, this will be nice thick drama.

mircea_popescu: smickles interesting how that works.

mircea_popescu: rdponticelli wife&girlfriend or just wife/just gf ?

mircea_popescu: "Secure your website first then bark in front of us u fucking k1d u really cant compare us so grew up and secure all bitcoins site then bark here"

mircea_popescu: this should be on a site somewhere.

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: this is why a gf helps, you tell each you're gonna spend the day with the other.