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mircea_popescu: "i know this woman who wore black for some dude her entire life. 
she was my grandmother. i dun recall the guy's name."
 rithm: 
she has a sexy nose too
 TheNewDeal: artifexd that's some good exposure for bitcoin - wish 
she would have talked about some worthwhile stuff as oppposed to openbazaar etc. would be kinda nice to have pornhub integrate
 mircea_popescu: the solutions 
she comes up with all stem from her unwarranted premise that 
she's a whole and complete being.
 mircea_popescu: chetty just a little misguided, imo. 
she perceives the problem correctly, there's too many idiots.
 mircea_popescu: Make the decision entirely that of the woman as to how 
she will be impregnated and how often, if indeed 
she chooses to be so at all, and whether by heterosexual intercourse, artificial insemination or a form of ovular merging. Restore to each woman the inalienable right to say what shall become of any fertilized egg and to control absolutely the number of children 
she wishes to emerge from her body. . . . Make nonexist
 mircea_popescu: hm, don't tell me 
she went underground to learn armenian or something.
 bounce: what is there to rant about? "good luck with that" and that's all 
she wrote.
 jurov: i'm curious whe 
she'd say, too
 assbot: Movie Ramble: Ilsa 
She Wolf of the SS.
 upme_boolcrap: if 
she let me have more wives 
she would have to clean less
 mircea_popescu: you know the difference between antoinette and teh populace isn't that 
she's richer than them, it's that unlike them 
she dun care if 
she dies.
 mircea_popescu: 
she's made all that out of someone dropping the wrong shit i nthe bag ?
 mircea_popescu: "
She even managed to gracefully handle the incessant "point of order" type questioning from the one guy in the back, who always has to ask a stream of arcane academic questions that are irrelevant to anyone living in the real world."
 mircea_popescu: if only a mechanical apparatus could be devised to make every twennysomething derp hurt each time 
she posts something stupid on reddit
 mircea_popescu: unless it's some sort of land whale, the reason 
she has heels in the first place is because 
she walks on the ball of her foot anyway.
 xmj: 
she's invited for her tits, not for the witty statements 
she makes.
 xmj: mircea_popescu: if 
she has nice tits..
 mircea_popescu: hm. actually, the fuck 
she wouldn't. of course 
she wouild, nobody cares *what* 
she claims.
 mircea_popescu: i guess these known affectations are overpopulated and so don't hold as much perceived cachet,. huh. random tramp invited for her tits and drunken antics at some party wouldn't get away with claiming 
she's the real niece of napoleon's first wife quite as well.
 mircea_popescu: punkman so ? the next step is for the girlfriend at work to claim 
she's fucking you irl while the wife is somehow virtual, because you interact with her mostly through postits and phone calls.
 mircea_popescu: There was a young girl of Natchez who chanced to be born with two snatches.Now and again 
she'd say "Shit! I'd so give either tit for a man with equipment that matches."
 nubbins`: 
she's taken to buying lactose-free cheese
 mircea_popescu: clearly you're tuned for machinery and 
she's tuned to babies.
 cazalla: chainsaw wakes me but baby never does, just the wife, 
she is still sleeping, didn't hear chainsaw
 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform thus doctor - doctorita. literally, little-
she doctor.
 mircea_popescu: meanwhile poor people resent other poor people for various reasons. "
she's a slut" "he's a bum" "they're too self righteous" etc.
 mircea_popescu: and then 
she went under as 90% of that was returned within another week
 mircea_popescu: There was a young girl of Batonger who diddled herself with a conger. When asked how it feels to be pleasured by eels 
she said, "Just like a man, only longer."
 TomServo: 
she said "I knew it." ... wtf.
 mircea_popescu: 
she's displaying perfect technique there too, that's how you take these shots : with the tosser's tongue on the outer rim, obscuring all that perianal melanin.
 cazalla: jdanks, yeah same, one of the sussex we had was so tame, the others would stay back but 
she'd come to the sliding door and peck it for food
 mircea_popescu: There was a young girl from Peru who noticed her lovers were sparse so 
she walked out the door in a fig leaf - no more - and now 
she's in bed with a very sore arse.
 mircea_popescu: <cazalla> i had one for indian candy but 
she never came back <<< wait for monsoon season ?
 cazalla: who gives a fuck if 
she plays violin if 
she can't suck dick
 cazalla: i had one for indian candy but 
she never came back
 mircea_popescu: There was a young girl from Peru who had literally nothing to do, so 
she sat on the stairs and counted cunt hairs : four thousand, three hundred and two.
 mircea_popescu: There was a young girl from Hong Kong whose cervical cap was a gong. 
She said with a yell, as a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!"
 thestringpuller: chetty told me 
she still pays US taxes and hasn't been there in like a decade
 mircea_popescu: "Because if Russia invaded on Thursday morning, this is what the situation on the ground would look like by Saturday afternoon." sounds suspiciously like "i am a potent man, if i had raped her 
she'd be pregnant. is 
she pregnant ? no ? well then!"
 mircea_popescu: knew a camwhore who slept with her laptop because the one time 
she didn't it felt snubbed and wouldn't work right the whole day.
 mircea_popescu: 
she is a "wiser woman" now. happily married now. at her place in life now. well...
 mircea_popescu: when 
she's 16, 
she runs out of school (for which 
she risks a reprimand) and hides behind the bleachers to... kiss (for which 
she risks quite a lot of societal shunning)
 mircea_popescu: take any stirkingly beautiful woman walking into a bar. is 
she more likely or less likely to be hit on ?
 mircea_popescu: 
She wasn't talking to me, but I could hear her saying, "It wasn't supposed to be like this, they're so ugly, it's just so wrong."  << woman met the orcs, hasn't even been raped yet.
 pete_dushenski: 
she's speaking alongside krawisz at some upcoming disneyland "conference"
 mircea_popescu: i don't recall all the others. this chick stuck because 
she was uniquely sensible.
 assbot: Logged on 20-08-2014 13:50:52; mircea_popescu: nubbins` reminds me of the woman that claimed 
she can'tr fuck because migraine
 mircea_popescu: seems to me if 
she can't even afford to get fucked 
she must be pretty damned cheap.
 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes but anyway, the point was that inasmuch as 
she's not published her cunt her education is quite appalingly poor.
 mircea_popescu: the same argument could be made by a blonde twerking ditz going "it's not that 
she ever ran into anything labeled physics"
 ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: it'd be her butt and legs were 
she bent over
 BingoBoingo: I imagine MP reading these logs off of a projection onto a girl's back as 
she's bent over
 mircea_popescu: if you look at it, typical 
she-brained dc staffer mental processes.
 mircea_popescu: <assbot> Woman claims 
she has PTSD from Twitter and cyberstalking | Mail Online <<< yeah, and im sure any guy with actual trechn exposure under artillery carpet bombing is more than happy to not smack her a coupla across the skull.,
 mircea_popescu: cazalla why wouldn't 
she ? if you spoke to a black country miner cca 1800 he'd think any hole in the ground is as much a mine as any other if it pays
 assbot: Woman claims 
she has PTSD from Twitter and cyberstalking | Mail Online
 cazalla: well, they spoke to a rape counsellor in that 2nd video and 
she thinks this cyber rape is just as real as irl rape
 assbot: Logged on 26-08-2014 10:50:07; mircea_popescu: There once was a 
she named Priscilla whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so fine man and beast stood in line of a lick at this fabled chinchilla.
 mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal: There once was a 
she named Priscilla << but it'
 TheNewDeal: There once was a 
she named Priscilla whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so fine man and beast stood in line of a lick at this fabled chinchilla. << mircea_popescu could you introduce me to this woman
 ThickAsThieves: <+Vexual> how much i sit? is 
she mining? /// roughly $70k. god knows.
 mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> mircea_popescu do you think it's worth legally pursuing kate-craig over these BTCTC bonds 
she's not honored? <<< generally getting judgements against deadbeats is not productive.
 ThickAsThieves: mircea_popescu do you think it's worth legally pursuing kate-craig over these BTCTC bonds 
she's not honored?
 mircea_popescu: There was once a miner named Dave who kept a dead whore in his cave. 
She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saves!
 mircea_popescu: There once was a 
she named Priscilla whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so fine man and beast stood in line of a lick at this fabled chinchilla.
 ☟︎ mircea_popescu: There once was a girl named Mcgoffin who was diddled amazingly often. 
She was diddled by scores who'd been turned down by whores and then laid out to waste in her coffin.
 mircea_popescu: There once was a girl named Irene who snarfed up distilled kerosene, but 
she found a good bargain on a new hydrocarbon and since then 
she's never benzene.
 mircea_popescu: There once was a clergyman's daughter who detested the pony he bought her 'till 
she found that its dong was as hard and as long as the prayers her father had taught her.
 mircea_popescu: stripykitteh: I'm a small-time btc investor. I know (by reputation mostly) some of the regulars here. I was just wanting to see if one of them is active at the moment. <<< with a name like that, you know what i thought 
she wants. but then, imagine my surprise when a twist appears!
 kakobrekla: TheNewDeal 
she left for undetermined amounts of t-matter.
 mircea_popescu: In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when 
she left the hospital, 
she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"
 hanbot wonders if cargo cult was well explained to her or if 
she's merely getting more bizarre herself.