assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45224 @ 0.00076814 = 34.7384 BTC [+] {3}
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 289554.88 in 1147 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -84.58
assbot: BC635PCI U OCXO BC635PCI U Non GPS Universal Signaling | eBay
decimation: pci card with 10 mhz ocxo on board, plus all the logic to discipline to 1 pps input
gribble: Error: I am not seeing this user on IRC. If you want information about a registered gpg user, try the 'gpg info' command instead.
gribble: Error: "" is not a valid command.
artifexd: kakobrekla added a special exception for it
artifexd: Or maybe because it has a /bot cloak. Honestly, I'm not sure.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18950 @ 0.00076331 = 14.4647 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: "hey guys i turned this software on, can one of you test it for me"
assbot: Push the Button Max! - YouTube
assbot: Did you buy something from BitcoinPaperWallet.com yesterday? Please contact me. *** BitPay is broken right now *** and it apparently took your money but discarded your shipping address, email, name, etc. Who are you? : Bitcoin
decimation: it's that metal can marked 'miller' with 10 MHz on it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 55 @ 0.01049693 = 0.5773 BTC [+] {2}
artifexd: decimation: If you're curious, gribble would have responded to ;;ident "[]bot" like so
gribble: Nick '[]bot', with hostmask '[]bot!~artibot@unaffiliated/artifexd/bot/artibot', is not identified.
decimation: I was wondering if the [] needed escaping
artifexd: There used to be a guy in here who's nick was [\\\] just to fuck with people.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17250 @ 0.00076331 = 13.1671 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21971 @ 0.00076544 = 16.8175 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39401 @ 0.0007627 = 30.0511 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 269 @ 0.00620204 = 1.6683 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36500 @ 0.00075723 = 27.6389 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10172 @ 0.00076502 = 7.7818 BTC [+]
jdanks: ben_vulpes: jdanks: do you wash your eggs? << I rinse them with water and scrub them with a brush if there is shit or yolk from borked eggs. no bleachin or anything unnatural
ben_vulpes: im mostly interested in the shell + external coating integrity
jdanks: you take them as calcium supplements?
BingoBoingo: washed eggshells tend to be more permeable and allow enhanced opportunities for contamination.
jdanks: that's what i hear, but what can ya do really? people don't like poop
jdanks: i've heard of a few grandmas who will just crack an egg straight into a pan and scoop the poop out if it falls in accidentally. gross that i've heard that more than once imo
punkman: washed eggs don't keep long, 'tis folk wisdom
punkman: jdans, just brushing them should be better
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30122 @ 0.00076064 = 22.912 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15578 @ 0.00076097 = 11.8544 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15521 @ 0.00076167 = 11.8219 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00076167 = 4.4939 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32000 @ 0.00076098 = 24.3514 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10910 @ 0.00076167 = 8.3098 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 82 @ 0.179 = 14.678 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00076403 = 13.9053 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8200 @ 0.00075975 = 6.23 BTC [-]
nubbins`: new blog post, in which mp discovers marijuana
nubbins`: eastern yoorup isn't what i thought it was
jurov: what didja thought?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12201 @ 0.00075991 = 9.2717 BTC [+]
assbot: Microsoft confirms it will buy 'Minecraft' for $2.5 billion | The Verge
mircea_popescu: wtf. what's wrong with those suckers, didn't they hear some shitty app sold for 120 bn ?
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: do you know how many copies minecraft has sold?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 394 @ 0.00172561 = 0.6799 BTC [-] {23}
thestringpuller: lol minecraft is valued less though it generates more revenue than an application that doesn't generate any revenue at all...
mircea_popescu: so why im saying, total idiots sellign for 2.5 bn. what's wrong with 1.5 trillion ?
assbot: I'm leaving Mojang I dont see myself as a real game developer. I make game - Pastebin.com
mircea_popescu: poster child for the puritan failure to create a worldview.
mircea_popescu: mkay. he was made a sultan at 13. the hungarians did some elaborate mental gymnastics to arrive at the conclusion that breaking their treaty was not really breaking their treaty.
mircea_popescu: the 13 yo sultan wrote to his long retired father, "if you are the sultan, come and lead the army. if i am the sultan, i command you to come and lead my army"
mircea_popescu: your english speaking "computer geek" is less able than a 13 yo barely literate ottoman.
mircea_popescu: microsoft is a ladislaw-huniyad meld looking for its varna.
nubbins`: putin dgaf about helping the queen down the stairs
nubbins`: they're starting a congo line, guy in the back left
nubbins`: calculating the fallout from a hard shove
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19199 @ 0.00076147 = 14.6195 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: putin is funnier the more i look
nubbins`: ;;google the cheese stands alone
mircea_popescu: anyway, the queen totally fucking lost it. i mean seriously, capot inflorat with gloves and hat ?
nubbins`: it's a shame they don't put that shit on the money
nubbins`: guy in -otc looking for "investors" so he can buy some sort of mining hw
nubbins`: his btcjam profile has two "recommendations" from friends. the second one commences thus:
☟︎ nubbins`: "He is good at selling weed, fucking lolitas and doing magic with linux"
mircea_popescu: is this the new street cool btw ? weed, lolitas and linux ?
nubbins`: selling weed is only cool in the eyes of teenage girls
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell jurov is it still causing havoc? i'm using the only coinbr referral code i have…
assbot: Peter Diamandis Is A Lab Modified Organism | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: heh look at that, xapo traded. iiiincredible << yw ;)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17450 @ 0.00075707 = 13.2109 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: ABC "After These Messages We'll Be Right Back" Cowboy - 1988 Bumper - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47900 @ 0.00075577 = 36.2014 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16727 @ 0.00075551 = 12.6374 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67381 @ 0.00075259 = 50.7103 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13800 @ 0.00075596 = 10.4322 BTC [+]
assbot: Benefit tales | stories from the frontline of benefit changes in the UK in 2013.
assbot: 212,000 People Beaten Up For Being On Benefits, Shocking Survey Reveals | Benefit tales
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 5.18644588 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 451 satoshi per share
jdanks: could be some kind of apache mod_rewrite rules
assbot: PCParity3.pdf - Google Drive
pete_dushenski: ^Unique Option Pricing Measure With Neither Dynamic Hedging nor Complete Markets, by Taleb
mircea_popescu: jdanks yes, it is, quite clearly, because if you search for the page title and go from google it delivers it
mircea_popescu: which sort of idiotic ineptitude is exactly why things becoming popular has such a bad name.
mircea_popescu: it used to be a great resource five years ago, back when nobody knew about it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.29789742 BTC to 15`398 shares, 8429 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: then derps started to edit articles, because hey, derps wanna be part of things, resulting in a marked decrease in quality over time. by now, derps are "managing" things, because hey, derp gotta derp.
assbot: The US partnering with Saudi Arabia to eradicate Islamic intolerance is equivalent to partnering with John Gotti to eradicate the mafia.
mircea_popescu: im so sick of this equalitarian world it can't be put into words.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ROCK] [PAID] 4.55446000 BTC to 455`446 shares, 1000 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23653 @ 0.00075633 = 17.8895 BTC [+]
mike_c: you think they put in a mod_rewrite for trilema that redirects to homepage? that makes little sense.
pete_dushenski: jurov: “The proportion of men must be reduced to and maintained at approximately 10% of the human race.” << this is dr. strangelove's mineshaft proposal, neh?
mircea_popescu: mike_c more like, if not from our page or google, redirect
peterl: and word on when F.DERP will start trading?
mircea_popescu: tbh i don't care specifically what they did, they're not paying me to consult. i just care i clicked a link in an article and it doesn't go now where it go when i put it there, so that's that : out goes the link and the venue is banned
assbot: In calitate de antropolog pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Home Page - Television Tropes & Idioms
mike_c: they banned assbot too! :)
peterl: mircea_popescu: is it trading? it looks like there has been no activity since it was listed, and no asks?
mircea_popescu: technically it's trading, but in business terms it seems no one wants to buy
mircea_popescu: which... i have nfi when will people want to start taking derp exposure, but possibly never.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: 's quite vast. gargantua & pantagruel around the world in 80 days can even be done straight in french. for canadians. << would definitely enjoy this!
mircea_popescu: maybe fart powered balloon to satisfy the south park canadian stereotype
rithm: celine dion's body of talent as a singer is amazing.
rithm: she has a sexy nose too
assbot: dpaste: 335P68J: Bitfinex Introduces Mining Contracts, by tat
mircea_popescu: so basically they've just copied that havelock thing w/e it was
mircea_popescu: the problem with this thing is you can't fucking deliver hashes.
mircea_popescu: "Female genital mutilation is a bigger problem than male genital mutilation because women love their vaginas and men love vaginas"
mircea_popescu: this is such bs. for one thing, dudes kinda love cocks, which is how all the faux gay stuff got started. for the other, all the women i know love the c0k.
mircea_popescu: they like their vaginas, sure, about like a dude likes his cock
kakobrekla: you deliver hash to 'a pool'. you can own 'a pool'
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you can't. the pool doesn't actually know how much hash you do.
mircea_popescu: see, here's the problem. suppose i contract to deliver you x hash. your only way to measure this is by how many blocks you solve, or by how much work i ask for.
mircea_popescu: and if i get lucky and solve more than the exact number, i just got some spare hash now
mike_c: this is solved with shares, yes?
kakobrekla: >or by how much work i ask for. < noone in the right mind does this
mike_c: you report block solutions that aren't good enough but close.
kakobrekla: you report back shares with diff larger than x
qq1932: (hi, thanks. I'm the same startup founder as before previous, don't have anything specific to say but connected with a couple of people here.)
mircea_popescu: so which one of you wants to run the atc p2pool for btc and do the delivery part of a mpex traded fully delivered hash future ?
mircea_popescu: mike_c the problem, of course, being that instadelivery of hash is not possible.
mike_c: also, that you actually need the hash to deliver, which is difficult because you have to keep adding power to be relevant.
kakobrekla: i can see them turning off the supposed miners in a few months and let this be completely fictional
mircea_popescu: i mean, the most you can get is a pre-sale or reserve-a-miner website, which already exists.
assbot: Spider-Woman's Big Ass is a Big Deal! - YouTube
kakobrekla: you have to keep adding power to be relevant. < this depends on the her Moore
kakobrekla: id bet it will before the new block reward goes to 0
ThickAsThieves: lol teenage boys like skin-tight supergirls "for the articles" news at 11!
assbot: Andreas Antonopoulos Joins E-Commerce Platform CoinSimple
mircea_popescu: my favourite example of this business is a gypsy guy by the name viorel lis. at one time the mayor of bucharest, a decade later he was living in the street, but still appearing now and again on tabloid television sets as "an expert" and "ex mayor" for the 2-300 euro fee that brought him
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3401 @ 0.00075916 = 2.5819 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: further added ""The only reason Iran, Cuba, and North Korea are on that list is because USA sanctioned them - we didn't really have a problem with their regulations." ~ Huobi
ThickAsThieves: there are .29btc of swaps available to short the new bfx mining thing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28000 @ 0.00076085 = 21.3038 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the number can be adjusted as needed, i wouldn't worry.
mircea_popescu: And the Reddit link cites the source as... Reddit of course. Because apparently nobody creates anything anymore, and it all belongs to Facebook, Twitter, Reddit and Instagram, right assholes? Why bother doing journalism when you can wave a magic wand and say "INTERNET DID IT!"
ThickAsThieves: news is no better than a cliche now, no one knows or cares where it comes from before using it
ThickAsThieves: just a testament to its value, not sure if it's as damning as the guy makes it out to be
mircea_popescu: in general, what distinguishes people from animals is the ability of people to trace history.
ThickAsThieves: really who gves a fuck that some dude notices some shitty news agency being insenstive about some actor
mircea_popescu: well that's not a fair statement of wat happened, and the noticing is noteworthy for the same reason it's noticed in the first place.
mircea_popescu: if you don't care about what was noticed it's one thing. to pretend to not care about who noticed tho, it's untenable.
mircea_popescu: thus when bitfinex reimplements that guy's idea but fails to mention that guy, bitfinex is jkust placing itself outside the walls and that's all.
ThickAsThieves: should every new lightbulb pay homage to edison or whomever he had make it?
nubbins`: i want my toilet to have a per-flush royalty
mircea_popescu: everything is an iteration, yes. i don't personally care what anyone does, but the thing that distinguishes me from your run of the mill amoeba living on my penis
mircea_popescu: it's not even a matter of "you must", any more than "you must read a fucking book" when you're 12.
mircea_popescu: still you know, showing weakness of implementation does not invalidate the principle
mircea_popescu: pretending to interact with things of unknown origin is a ridiculous position to take.
ThickAsThieves: i appreciate it as a value, just playing the other side here
mircea_popescu: right, that's what the guy signing for the rape-contract said
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ThickAsThieves: yknow, i dont even know my father's father's first name?
mircea_popescu: "i know this woman who wore black for some dude her entire life. she was my grandmother. i dun recall the guy's name."
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i knowed a woman that killed herself when her (old) husband died
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: uh... the thing you just remembered
nubbins`: oh really? crush up some aleve and sprinkle it in
nubbins`: mircea_popescu try canada some time
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it may be the case that pot massively improved since i last had any back in the prehistoric times
nubbins`: yeah, it's all genetics and shit now
mircea_popescu: well done to potheads, this is like not having any coffee for a decade and then it being like... wait i didn't recall it being like this.
ThickAsThieves: you cant just take a joint of 24% THC to the head, i mean wtf
nubbins`: it's all about the one-hitter nowadays
nubbins`: you get fried to death otherwise
nubbins`: or vaporizing. now that's a gentle way to get killed
ThickAsThieves: smoking a joint is just proper imo, the vapes taste nice n all, but make me feel like an addict
nubbins`: mircea_popescu if you didn't have coffee since 2004, you'd probably be surprised that your local shop now offers Ethiopia Chelelektu Kochere instead of "medium roast"
nubbins`: vape high is different, creeps up
chetty: Ethiopia Chelelektu Kochere//hipster junks
nubbins`: ah ah. nah man, these single-origin coffees are fucking amazing
nubbins`: i roasted for the better part of a year
nubbins`: you wouldn't believe the breadth of flavors
nubbins`: coffee has tons of varietals, just like weed
chetty: well I am happy here if I can get it without sugar
nubbins`: chetty: the flavor descriptions are guaranteed to be over the top, but there's some seriously eye-opening shit out there
nubbins`: i've roasted beans that have tasted like blueberries
chetty: they roast coffee with sugar here ..to improve the flavor or smthin
nubbins`: i've heard of people adding salt to grounds to eliminate bitterness
nubbins`: but a more sensible solution would be, y'know, to prepare your cup in such a way that it's not so bitter in the first place
nubbins`: oo yeah, you've got what, 30s to get that espresso to your lips?
nubbins`: shit, if they take too long pulling the shot you're fucked
nubbins`: but srsly tho, if you're making coffee in a drip machine, try to find a pour-over device
nubbins`: they're cheap as shit and they make the best coffee
ben_vulpes: what the fuck is with outlook users and blue email text?
mike_c: it's the default font. what's wrong with blue? it's soothing.
nubbins`: big companies like blue. don't you want your company to be big? have some blue.
thestringpuller: when he meets with home office for the 2015 FY i may have a huge order for you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 800 @ 0.00066108 = 0.5289 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3276 @ 0.00076085 = 2.4925 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: "We predict that Bitcoin’s lasting legacy will be the innovations it has spurred to payment technology, although the payment system will remain dominated by large processors because of economies of scale."
assbot: Bitcoin as Money? - Boston Fed
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller i did a pile of bare metal automation for them once upon a time
nubbins`: thestringpuller few hundred i suppose, there's a point where larger shops w/ automatic presses would offer better pricing
thestringpuller: but i'd rather you get the benefit of the business nubbins`
thestringpuller: if you can recommend a shop and they give you a cutback on the order "finders fee" or something i would consider
diametric: asciilifeform: seems like the TRNG they implement that can be utilized separately might be nice.
diametric: I said might, so I defer to the experts.
thestringpuller: weird tx's announced from my node are taking forever to be picked up by the network...
jurov: thestringpuller: btc? atc?
punkman: thestringpuller: bitcoin is racist, didn't you know
jurov: and i wonder about nigger^W dust transaction spam in debug log
gribble: poutine was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 15 weeks, 4 days, 15 hours, 55 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <poutine> No, but I am developing some cluster based transactional services for it
jurov: paste it here, i'll try to feed it my node
jurov: by popular request, F.DERP was added to CoinBr
jurov: ;;calc 4657.83/100000000
jurov: you'd have to offer more than that for mp to consider selling his precious derp shares
thestringpuller: i thought someone would want to sell derp shares and get rid of them
jurov: thestringpuller only mp sold f.derp to himself
assbot: Logged on 09-09-2014 16:03:20; jurov: mircea_popescu when are F.DERP asks starting? or you just sold all of it to yourself? :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51267 @ 0.00075391 = 38.6507 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: mike_c: when an invoice expires and they generate a new invoice they still send forward coins sent to the expired invoice to the merchant
thestringpuller: thus they create a situation where the merchant will have to refund a purchase if both invoices are filled
thestringpuller: the proper thing to do would be to automatically refund the coins. or hold them in escrow to return to the sendee.
assbot: Bitcoin Breaks New Ground With First Regulator-Approved Swap - CFO
jurov: Martin told the Wall Street Journal that a key to regulatory approval was the proprietary price index, which he called “a true neutral arbiter of the bitcoin price on a 24-hour basis that’s not susceptible to manipulation.”
jurov: maybe they use that oracle of 9 chumps?
mike_c: thestringpuller: so they say "send 1 btc to stringpuller in the next 10 mins to buy this book", and if it gets sent in 20 mins they still send along the coins?
thestringpuller: the original invoice "refreshes" with a new 10 minute window and a new address
thestringpuller: so that the tx doesn't get announced to a large % of the network quickly thus coinbase doesn't hear it so it keeps refreshing invoices and I send 2 or 3 tx's
mike_c: and now the merchant is responsible for returning the coins.
thestringpuller: then i the merchant decide "well i don't feel like refunding you"
thestringpuller: except to say "we'll pay out of pocket and not do business with this merchant"
gribble: Namworld was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 8 hours, 37 minutes, and 15 seconds ago: <Namworld> Eh, not really. Day is the same lenght, regardless of sleeping hours
thestringpuller: ;;later tell Namworld send me a ;;later or pm when you next come about
mike_c: hm, it does sound wrong.. tough problem to get right.
thestringpuller: so they recommend you send with an address that can receive change
mike_c: to the sending address though, that can cause problems too. it is better, but not great.
assbot: the niggas that took "check out my mixtape" to a whole new level RT /p0psson: Who the fuck is U2?
PeterL: jurov, I think you used the wron numbers for F.DERP price
jurov: mp got 100`000`000 shares for 4`657.83 BTC, no?
PeterL: ;;calc (7431-50)/22710945
PeterL: total assets and total shares
PeterL: from latest f.derp report
PeterL: where did you get 100M shares from?
jurov: oh he bought moar of them, for "nominal value of 32499 satoshi"
jurov: 100M is from prospect
jurov: ;;calc 7431.77251298/0.00032499
jurov: you can't ask this from FP maths
jurov: report says 22`710`945 shares
jurov: either mircea_popescu ignored its own prospectus (100`000`000 shares for 4`657.83 BTC) or I'm getting crazy
jurov: due to whole yesterday coding in haskell
gribble: You have not yet rated user PeterL
jurov: ;;rate PeterL diligent guy, deserves a voice
gribble: Error: 'diligent' is not a valid integer.
jurov: ;;rate PeterL 1 diligent guy, deserves a voice
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user PeterL has been recorded.
jurov: aren't you peter lambert?
PeterL: well, I was Peter Lambert on the forum
PeterL: I switched between PLambert and PeterL a few times before settling on PeterL here
PeterL: (and sometimes if I am using webchat and don't log in fast enough I have to come up with a different username)
jurov: and what do you do otherwise?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20024 @ 0.00075328 = 15.0837 BTC [-] {2}
PeterL: I'm a chemist, I dabble in bitcoin investments as a hobby
jurov: dealing with explosives?
PeterL: not usually explosives, but I have had a few things go up in flames (note: dumping pyrophoric powder into a container of flammable liquid is a bad idea)
jurov: better pour the liquid into the powder...oh wait
PeterL: better to have a nitrogen atmosphere
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13017 @ 0.00075366 = 9.8104 BTC [+]
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 291952.35 in 1119 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -84.46
atcbot: No data returned from CoinMiner.net
atcbot: [PityThePool Hashrate]: 48.87 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.04 TH/s
RagnarDanneskjol: BingoBoingo - is there anyone else to mine the pool other than Rob? Its going to be virtually impossible to validate pool functionality without at least 2 separate miners running non-stop for at least 24 (pref 48 or more) hours
BingoBoingo: RagnarDanneskjol: I guess I can rent a miner.
BingoBoingo: What's the pool address. I'll get something aimed at it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.18999492 = 3.7999 BTC [+] {6}
chalbersma: The second one is running on my home connection I plan to keep it running until we validate and release the p2pool software and more people start running their own copies.
chalbersma: On me personal pool? I need to remove that but that was me initially testing the advertising idea.
RagnarDanneskjol: I am EXTREMELY suspicious of any cloud-mining operation - they are a barrel or snakes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13184 @ 0.00075168 = 9.9101 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4498 @ 0.00075157 = 3.3806 BTC [-]
assbot: visualobscurity: Salvador Dali painting La Cara... - Mystery of the Mundane
gribble: Time since last block: 19 minutes and 13 seconds
gribble: Current Blocks: 320870 | Current Difficulty: 2.9829733124040417E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 322559 | Next Difficulty In: 1689 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 21 hours, 31 minutes, and 21 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 33095429580.1 | Estimated Percent Change: 10.94779
assbot: The Case for Kill Switches in Military Weaponry - Scientific American
kdomanski: next stop: killswitches in all guns (Judge Dredd style), so the "society" can disarm the oh so disagreeable individual
chalbersma: I'm sure the hacking of kill switches will never be used against the soldiers in quesiton.
gribble: Time since last block: 38 minutes and 6 seconds
BingoBoingo: Alright, rented a ~600gh/s rig and pointed it at the pool for 48 hours
chalbersma: Just out of curiosity where did you rent from?
assbot: Mining Rig Rentals | Rigs
BingoBoingo: Before we signed X-Rob it's where we got hash from during the ATC block constipation crisis
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57300 @ 0.00075176 = 43.0758 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41200 @ 0.00075667 = 31.1748 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: Running the Bitcoin core daemon as a Docker container Medium
assbot: Running the Bitcoin core daemon as a Docker container : Bitcoin
ben_vulpes: ya i saw that and was all "goddamnit why didn't i"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1223 @ 0.00071 = 0.8683 BTC [-] {3}
kdomanski: you've got to love how docker almost ships its own OS as bundled dependecies with the source
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22138 @ 0.00075142 = 16.6349 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: kdomanski: come again? i'm not familiar with this notion of "almost shipping"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.18999991 = 0.76 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: using EBS for multi-host blockchain is pretty neat
ben_vulpes: now show me the one that builds 0.6 :D
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: s/almost ships/ships what is almost/
ben_vulpes: shorthand for "lots of things happening into which i have no insight"
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: nvm, I thought you alluded to my grammar
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.18999991 = 2.85 BTC [+]
peterl: grammar looks fine to me in the first version
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.01055 = 0.5275 BTC [+]
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: a funny conversation I had started with a colleague of mine saying it's a pitty there's no industrial programming language repos on github
kdomanski: so I inquire WTF is an industrial programming language
kdomanski: turns out every vendor's custom scripting lingo is oh so industrial, oh so professional, oh so reliable
xmj: don't forget robust and scalable
xmj: definitely scalable. horizontally and vertically
kdomanski: bacause you know, out there in the industry bugs kill people and they can't have bugs!
jdanks: i'll start pushing my cfml to git just for you guys
xmj: anyone called the exterminator?
xmj: jdanks: completely fuckedup markup language?
kdomanski: and while we're at it, writing code is so 20th century, it's 2014 - we have graphical techostuffs
xmj: jdanks: saying the same thing in different words
jdanks: i know there is a WTF license but there's a language called wtf?
xmj: jdanks: there's a language called brainfuck.
jdanks: i had a feeling xmj. it ain't so bad, but it is forcing me to learn the idiosyncracies of java
xmj: jdanks: brainfuck is oftentimes used to prove that other languages are Turing-complete.
kdomanski: and the National Instruments sales representative said that with LabView you can bla bla herp-a-derp
X-Rob: BingoBoingo: I just noticed this -- Best share: 33.9G -- not too long ago that would have been a btc block.
xmj: jdanks: e.g. there's a brainfuck parser for LOLCODE (no joke) which makes LOLCODE by inheritance turing-complete too.
X-Rob: that one was found within the last 24 hours or so
kdomanski: somehow I'm not suprised that JS gets a honorary place on the first "list of 10 weirdest programming languages" I found
jdanks: you think js is wierd?
BingoBoingo: X-Rob: This share difficulty = 1.0 definitely seems to be a problem
jdanks: i guess it depends where you have started.
kdomanski: it's inconvenient at the very least
X-Rob: BingoBoingo: yeah, I'm solo mining again, for the moment.
BingoBoingo: X-Rob: I've rented hash and pointed it there for 48 hours. Hopefully this drives the pool diff up or... chalbersma can do something to force it up
jdanks: all js is useful for is node or bells and whistles client side. you can do some nice stuff that you would do in c with typed arrays. apparently that typed array stuff is new to js or so ive heard, kdomanski
kdomanski_: ssssh, I lost connection, waiting for logs to update :P
kdomanski_: I definitely saw MP speak, but it's not in the logs
jdanks: anyone have any cheap hosting that takes btc? cheap being not namecheap
jdanks: need to host a service similar to bit.ly
kdomanski: so mircea_popescu, before the netsplit I asked what did you do before bitcoin
mircea_popescu: observe how i'm still voiced. this is because YOU split from me.
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> hm, what's a normal temperature for a normal desktop videocard to normally run at ?
mircea_popescu: <kdomanski> mircea_popescu: what did you do before bitcoin?
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> kdomanski i was retired before bitcoin
kdomanski: <kdomanski> mircea_popescu: what did you do before bitcoin?
kdomanski: [01:41] <mircea_popescu> hm, what's a normal temperature for a normal desktop videocard to normally run at ?
kdomanski: [01:41] <mircea_popescu> not mining or anything.
kdomanski: [01:42] <kdomanski> mircea_popescu: 40 celsius for me
mircea_popescu: aha so this 46-47 business isn't actually all that extraordinary ?
kdomanski: retired? I thought you're somewhere in 30-40 yo range
kdomanski: it was my understanding that bitcoin is what made you wealthy