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assbot: shazow +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
asciilifeform: !up shazow
shazow: greetings :)
kakobrekla: hello
shazow: was invited here by a fellow named gabriel at some coffeeshop, so don't mind my idling otherwise
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFEwfF9wz0 << fresh ruins of various machines, some containing dead ukrs
assbot: - YouTube
asciilifeform: ~9 min. in, check out the upper half of the driver - hanging on wire
asciilifeform: (or, was it lower?)
BingoBoingo: There appear to be legs
BingoBoingo: Ah, 9:41 whole driver on the wire
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: see also, http://youtu.be/JMZj-Uge7E0?t=2m (classic)
assbot: - YouTube
BingoBoingo: Ah yes.
BingoBoingo wonders why Toyota refuses to sell the Hilux Stateside
BingoBoingo: !up Newyorkadam
Newyorkadam: sup
Newyorkadam: ty
TomServo: BingoBoingo: I wonder the same. If you have a theory, I'd love to hear it.
kakobrekla: noob friendly book, includes exercises, someone might fight it handy perhaps http://smpake.com/tmp/Modern%20Cryptanalysis%20-%20Techniques%20for%20Advanced%20Code%20Breaking%20(2009).azw3
BingoBoingo: TomServo: Well I'd speculate that in the US it is easy enough to sell disposable consumer motor vehicles, so durability may not be much of a selling point
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: pretty good one, liked it. (my uni library has it.)
BingoBoingo: TomServo: Also, maybe Toyota views witholding the Hilux from certain markets a for of arms control
TomServo: BingoBoingo: I always thought it had something to do with the aversion to diesel.
BingoBoingo: TomServo: That too, but that's too common sense
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RagnarDanneskjol: that is hilarious
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller no ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 620 @ 0.00460001 = 2.852 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: $depth d.xapo
mircea_popescu: ;;seen empyex
mircea_popescu: !up empyex
mircea_popescu: jesus wtf is with the internets!
RagnarDanneskjol: asbot's been gone for about 20 mins
mircea_popescu: i see it in the list ?
mircea_popescu: for that matter, it voiced me.
RagnarDanneskjol: Oh duh - in /msg - says gone - nevermind. workin on no sleep here
mircea_popescu: $depth s.mpoe
mircea_popescu: FabianB is he sick ?
mircea_popescu: $proxies
thestringpuller: it came back quick
gribble: empyex was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 days, 21 hours, 5 minutes, and 16 seconds ago: <empyex> FabianB: MPEx-Status: mpex.ws (805 milliseconds), mpex.bz (606 milliseconds), mpex.co (813 milliseconds), mpex.biz (584 milliseconds), mpex.coinbr.com (error)
FabianB: mircea_popescu: uh, looking
punkman: I told assbot !up half an hour ago
mircea_popescu: thgere's something afoot with freenode, services are unresponsive too.
punkman: ;;rate shazow 1 python dev
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user shazow has been recorded.
FabianB: yeah, looks like empyex can't auth with freenode services
mircea_popescu: !up altoz
punkman: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/09/02/another-flight-was-diverted-after-passengers-fought-over-a-reclining-seat/
assbot: Another flight was diverted after passengers fought over a reclining seat - The Washington Post
punkman: "the pilot chose to abide by the passenger’s request out of an “abundance of caution.”"
punkman: "the passenger said something to the effect of, ‘I don’t care about the consequences. Put this plane down now.’"
mircea_popescu: hahaha
fluffypony: this is amazing: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/03/nude_celeb_leaked_photos_hack_cnn_tech_expert_thinks_4chan_is_a_person/
assbot: CNN 'tech analyst' on NAKED CELEBS: WHO IS this mystery '4chan' PERSON? The Register
mircea_popescu: fluffypony fucking hysterical. i was just reading teh romanian online press. their leads are epic, "our article x, read over 4k times!" "this poll yields a 85% result towards so and so". it's an online poll with a total of ~700 votes.
mircea_popescu: radio died gracefully. tv however seems to die of a cocktail of venereal diseases.
fluffypony: it's ridiculous
mircea_popescu: it's the wikipedia model.
mircea_popescu: "come see what people who can't be employed think about things in the fields they can't be employed in"
mircea_popescu: the risk with showing humanity a cheaper way to do anything is that it'll fucking do it.
mircea_popescu: i get pissy at the various us media "bitcoin experts", but really... that's the whole model. their climatology experts are no better, their political/financial analysts are no better, it';s just what it is. pay a monkey in sandwiches to be on tv.
punkman: ;;ud truthinews
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Truthinews | Jun 25, 2013 ... 2) Similarly, truthinews is when a news channel reports what citizens want to hear and claims it to be true with complete disregard for facts.
mircea_popescu: yeah but that's more like, korean media reporting it's not fair that korean football team was defeated. or that the referee cheated when he didn't.
mircea_popescu: this is more like... "let me tell you what i think about astrophysics. i think there's a painted cardboard box around the earth"
mircea_popescu: "1) Truthiness is a truth that someone knows to be true with complete disregard for facts." << uh, that's nonsense. we already have words to describe this, and quite refinedly so.
punkman: yeah that's shitty
mircea_popescu: i always used truthiness as a sort of "beliveability"
mircea_popescu: cause beliveability sounds idiotic.
mircea_popescu: There was a young girl of Batonger who diddled herself with a conger. When asked how it feels to be pleasured by eels she said, "Just like a man, only longer."
punkman: http://mashable.com/2014/09/04/vices-investment-500-million/
assbot: Vice Raises $500 Million in Its Quest for 'Total Media Domination'
punkman: can't spell vice without Disney and Hearst
mircea_popescu: total lol.
mircea_popescu: https://blockchain.info/tx/1a599d230ae08259e257db0e7fea65d7fb1a2b1d2d4d93f158db8227a529309c << so basically this is what, advertising ?
assbot: Bitcoin Transaction 1a599d230ae08259e257db0e7fea65d7fb1a2b1d2d4d93f158db8227a529309c
mircea_popescu: laxo trade looks remarkably scammy, for the record.
punkman: that's a lot of dust
chetty: If a female robot takes your job would it get paid less than a male robot?
mircea_popescu: trick question. all robots are female.
chetty: pppfftt
punkman: and they don't get paid either
mircea_popescu: BECAUSE THEY REPRODUCE. narf narf narf narf narf
chetty: oh, robot discrimination now?
mircea_popescu: robots aren't in the old boys club.
mircea_popescu: so reviewing my books i find that last month alone i ate no less than 11 lbs of dried plums.
mircea_popescu: i think i may be turning into an old man.
punkman is waiting for the figs to dry
mircea_popescu: "i'm waiting for the figs to dry... when everything is nakedly... when everything's stark, keeps us from the dark reee-alityyy"
mircea_popescu sings
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z-fyNdnOKE
assbot: depeche mode - waiting for the night (1990) - YouTube
punkman: http://blog.ycombinator.com/yc-investment-policy-and-email-list "Our hope is that this will further reduce investors looking for signal from YC partners." << we just do noise now guys, stop looking for signal
assbot: YC Investment Policy and Email List - Y Combinator Posthaven
mircea_popescu: maybe it should merge with vice.
mircea_popescu: same value proposition.
mircea_popescu: incidentally, i'd buy a YC Swimwear Founder Babe 2015 Calendar
mircea_popescu: possibly the only yc thing i'd pay money for.
punkman: get some chicks on fiverr to pitch it
punkman: they only need 60sec of video to make decisions
mircea_popescu: "our unique and revolutionary business model is to supply all yc founders with fresh underwear each day. we intend to monetize this in japan."
asciilifeform: yc should retool as a 'protection' racket
asciilifeform: i.e., we get to pay to have a particular batch of losers expelled and de-startupped
mircea_popescu: i forget their lingo. what are "partners" again ?
punkman: it's the people that raise the valuations after YC invests a paltry sum
kakobrekla: <mircea_popescu> laxo trade looks remarkably scammy, for the record. < classic ponzi
mircea_popescu: "We will continue to make exceptions to the investing rules when a company is running out of money and about to die, but we think they are good and no one else wants to invest. We may make other exceptions, which uninvolved partners will approve on a case-by-case basis."
mircea_popescu: wtf is this lmao.
mircea_popescu: who's the bob beck in charge of ycidiocy again ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla quite.
mircea_popescu: Sam Altman. mkay.
punkman: I thought Sam was a chick all this while
mircea_popescu: just because you assumed graham is not gay ?
punkman: heh
asciilifeform also assumed this for some reason
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: are there hot YC founders?
mircea_popescu: http://fr.anco.is/2014/09/04/of-rice-and-x-eur-settlements/ << check out the pretty girl.
assbot: Of rice and X.EUR settlements | fr.anco.is
thestringpuller: SFW?
thestringpuller: lolol
thestringpuller: I'm not one for opening NSFW links in an office.
mircea_popescu: yeah.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "Incoming Deposits for Mining Expenses: 0.44 BTC" << i actually paid .24 for the first batch, to make the whole set 2.0 rather than 1.98
BingoBoingo: Ah
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Corrected http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/31/august-atc-results/
assbot: August ATC Results | Bingo Blog
mircea_popescu: ty
asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/2014/09/bank-risk-e-currency.pdf << more lulz
asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/2014/09/nsa-ask-zelda-14-0828.pdf << mega-lol. nsa printed its 'employee etiquette q&a' column.
BingoBoingo: Redskins stuff comes full circle http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2014/09/dan_snyder_stadium_deal_if_the_washington_owner_gets_public_money_to_build.html << Endgame appears trading the name for a new stadium
assbot: Dan Snyder, stadium deal: If the Washington owner gets public money to build a new stadium, it’s time to shut down pro sports.
asciilifeform: 'Dear Zelda, (U) I'm new to the agency and I'm also a young employee (in my late 20s). I have noticed that the older managers/supervisors think that we don't have the skills/knowledge/potential to run this agency in the near future. I heard them saying that. They tend to stereotype/discriminate without knowing our intelligence and fresh knowledge. What can we do to make them think differently? Thanks, Younger Sk
asciilifeform: ills.'
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: "When speaking with a co-worker, act as if you are telling her something in confidence."
BingoBoingo: !up samO
samO: thx BingoBoingo
mircea_popescu: " without knowing our intelligence and fresh knowledge"
mircea_popescu: oh please, let the younger sk with their fresh knowledge run nsa.
mircea_popescu: the lulz today, when they're merely employed there tho they should be bagging groceries aren't nearly sufficient for my needs.
mircea_popescu: please, let them run it.
mircea_popescu: this is what i want for my birthday. a less stereotypical and discriminatory against young people and their intelligence/fresh knowledge nsa.
mircea_popescu: give rakim a good job, i'll even return the nuke subs.
BingoBoingo: the butthurt http://valleywag.gawker.com/heres-something-grotesquely-unethical-voxs-timothy-b-1630999066/+laceydonohue
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mircea_popescu: i don't get the slate article. first off, who are these two schmucks ? Josh Levin and Jeremy Stahl ?
mircea_popescu: who asked them anything about what time it is ? maybe it's time for them to go back to the kitchen and make sammiches ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The Slate article is retarded but the premise where an NFL owner would do something like start buzz that their team's name is racist to pressure the city for a new stadium isn't unbelieveable
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mircea_popescu: idiots who go for this "Racist" bit should be fleeced for each penny they got.
mircea_popescu: after which, their derpage about racism will get all the audience it deserves.
mircea_popescu: but anyway, i fail to see the logic. so two herps with five bux to their name objhect to what exactly ? to big figures ? that's a consequence of the fed, not of anyone in the real economy.
mircea_popescu: if you run a zimbabwean currency, a loaf of bread will be a billion. what of it ?
asciilifeform: 'NSA's multicultural workforce can be challenging for a supervisor, with separate rules for dealing with military, civilian, and contractor employees. As the Agency has moved to a 50-50 military/civilian mix, this challenge has only grown...'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell me moar about this meta nsa of yours :D
asciilifeform: lol it definitely isn't kept in there. unless fits in a closet.
mircea_popescu: lol and who the fuck is Sam Biddle
mircea_popescu: jesus all these internet derps thinking they somehow can make calls. "x is the worst voice in journalism" dude who the fuck are you and what do you know.
mircea_popescu: iiincredible.
asciilifeform: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/25/disruptions-a-blogger-mocks-the-denizens-of-silicon-valley/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
asciilifeform: ^ this one ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the schmuck BingoBoingo linked earlier
mircea_popescu: basically every two bit shithead in the us wants to be michael moore now.
mircea_popescu: why do something useful, just sit on your ass and talk about how the great people aren't great because reasons.
mircea_popescu: penal lashing is desperately needed over there.
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/mpif-fmpif-august-2014-statement/
asciilifeform: 'Dear Zelda, Hardly a day passes in which I don't receive an email, usually one that's widely distributed and from a more senior member of our community, using the pronoun 'myself' incorrectly. It's my own pet peeve, but I imagine our 5-Eyes partners questioning our reliability when they see our seniors making this basic mistake. Furthermore, my boss regularly misuses a relatively common word. It hangs in the ai
asciilifeform: r when we talk with customers and I squirm when I see their confusion...'
mircea_popescu: !up oda
asciilifeform: '(S//REL) Covertly, IC agencies form front corporations to participate directly in the market and emplace spyware that detects speculative trading—a leading indicator of systemic risk in this market. The findings help the United States build international support for stronger oversight.'
asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/2014/09/dni-qicr-2009-the-intercept-14-0905.pdf (p.17) << exercise/hypotheticals handbook for officer schools / muppet corps
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mircea_popescu: !up Aquent_
Aquent_: thank you
mircea_popescu: yw. who are you ?
kakobrekla: sez right there, 'a quent'
mircea_popescu: lol
Aquent_: haha yeh
Aquent_: u dont know me?
BingoBoingo: ;;ed quent
gribble: Google found nothing.
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust Aquent_
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user Aquent_: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=Aquent_ | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Aquent_ | Rated since: never
mircea_popescu: no.
BingoBoingo: ;;ud quent
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quent | quent. A gentlemanly way of saying cunt! Example Usage: "I kindly ask you to refrain from using my wife's ass in that impertinent manner, you quent!". by stumow ...
Aquent_: ahahaha
Aquent_: didnt know that one
assbot: Last 25 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2K61FNV.txt )
kakobrekla: !b 25 ✂︎
Aquent_: your memory is bad then
Aquent_: I was last here when erm you made this blog post about erm
kakobrekla: ;;ud erm
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=erm | I word used commonly to fill awkward space in conversations.
kakobrekla: not funny :(
Aquent_: cant even remmeber now it was months ago
mircea_popescu: !s from:aquent
assbot: 24 results for 'from:aquent' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Aaquent
Aquent_: ohh yeh course that sec guy asking u stuff
Aquent_: or that one
mircea_popescu: my memory isn't bad per se. you're just not remarkable.
Aquent_: some like that quality
chetty: mircea_popescu, given the stuff you manage to recall, its a wonder you can cram your own name in there sometimes
Aquent_: guess you dont hang out much outside of your bubble huh
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: I'm curious, where is your bubble?
Aquent_: yup just 1 chan
kakobrekla: but its first, biggest and best.
Aquent_: I wanna, can I lurk in here tho?
mircea_popescu: chetty well that's why i made it my handle. make life easier.
mircea_popescu: Aquent_ sure.
Aquent_: cheers
Aquent_: hows your erm business doing?
Aquent_: is it growing?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla its is now spelt Ist.
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: At least you were forgetable instead of memorable for the wrong reasons
BingoBoingo: !s ninjashogun
assbot: 1547 results for 'ninjashogun' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=ninjashogun
kakobrekla: sounds german
Aquent_: cus with bitshares and all these dacs id feel bit threatened
Aquent_: everybody might start ipo-ing on decen exchanges
BingoBoingo: Threatened by Bitshares? Why should anyone feel threatened by that?
Aquent_: yeh bitshares sucks I mean more an openbazzar type software for ipos
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: You mean the openbazzar that leaked private keys?
Aquent_: they did?
Aquent_: ts not on r/bitcoin so it aint true :P
mircea_popescu: lol sure, im still threatened by glbse, what.
chetty: well Aquent_ if you actually know of such an exchange (secure,private,etc) do tell
mircea_popescu: a bunch of idiot kids are going to magically become businessmen and threaten me. because whatever, it's the internet now. and stuff.
Aquent_: yah all code and shit
Aquent_: anything that can become decentralised will be decentralised
kakobrekla: your reading to writing ratio is ways oof.
kakobrekla: off
mircea_popescu: yeah that's a point. lurk moar.
mircea_popescu: !down Aquent_
BingoBoingo: !s openbazzar
assbot: 0 results for 'openbazzar' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=openbazzar
asciilifeform: 'A Chukcha applies for membership in the Union of Soviet Writers. He is asked what literature he is familiar with. "Have you read Pushkin?" "No." "Have you read Dostoevsky?" "No." "Can you read at all?" The Chukcha, offended, replies, "Chukcha not reader, Chukcha writer!"' ☟︎
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: ;;google you gotta keep it separated video
gribble: The Offspring - Come Out and Play (Keep 'em Separated) - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN32lLUOBzQ>; The Offspring - Keep Em Separated [New Video + Lyrics] - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2gTFBhQ7Ko>; Keep 'Em Separated - The Offspring(LYRICS) - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FWdQVNeTlI>
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-09-2014#818302 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 02-09-2014 02:48:40; dignork: openbazaar published alpha tests of their platform. Looks interesting on paper. Shows seller gpg private key in raw contract, on the buyer side. Facepalm^2
BingoBoingo: !up Aquent_
Aquent_: yeh thats what alpha means
Aquent_: full of bugs and shit
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: No, Alpha means bugs and shit, not fucking publishing private keys
Aquent_: thats a bug innit - you exepct it on a version that only very well versed programmers can even compile
danielpbarron: why would they even have private keys in the first place?
Aquent_: gpg private key!
chetty: whats an exchange doing with the private key of anybody anyway?
Aquent_: thats bad tho
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: It's a similar error to making a bicycle, releasing the alpha version and having a mandoline instead of a seat.
mircea_popescu: http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/behold/2014/08/Dandy/090811_3927_FINAL_lores.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg
chetty: nah more like a seat doused in gas and needing a match for a key
Aquent_: yeh fair point, but, I think you get my point too
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: no. think - simplicity. no seat, sharpened seat-post. stakebike.
mircea_popescu: why sharpened ? ribbed.
mircea_popescu: usable stakebike.
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: I don't really get your point
mircea_popescu: there isn't a point to get. "hello people of internet. things because things and also. because therefore. etcetera."
mircea_popescu: what point ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what italian film was it, where the director was charged with murder on account of a 'too realistic' stake scene? and had to bring in the still-alive actress, and demonstrate the magic trick - which involved a bike seat /
asciilifeform: ?
asciilifeform: anybody else remember that one ?
mircea_popescu: uh. you don't mean cannibal holocaust do you ?
Aquent_: my point is pretty simple
asciilifeform: possibly
mircea_popescu: it was mostly a derpy da trying to be all washington dc. "let's tack murder on obscenity too!"
Aquent_: there will be decen ipos so if I was smart and in that area I would try and actually offer that service first
asciilifeform: yes - that one.
BingoBoingo: Aquent_: The open unaccountable thing though mostly appeals more to NeoBees though
mircea_popescu: http://holylandofhorror.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/cannibal-holocaust.jpg << if that's what you mean.
asciilifeform: 'the actors had signed contracts with him and the producers ensuring that they would not appear in any type of media, motion pictures, or commercials for one year after the film's release in order to promote the idea that the film was truly the recovered footage of missing documentarians. Thus, when Deodato claimed that he had not killed the group, questions arose as to why the actors were in no other media if t
asciilifeform: hey were alive.' (pediwik)
mircea_popescu: heroes of might and magic 6 actually has a tribute location.
asciilifeform: seems like he trolled the local authorities a little too well.
danielpbarron: Aquent_, if you were smart you'd stop listening to whatever jack-ass put "decentralize everything" into your head, and instead read everything that has gone on in this channel while you were gone.
Aquent_: ohh so you've already discussed it?
Aquent_: and whats the conclusion?
mircea_popescu: jesus fuck already. dude. shut the fuck up and go read.
BingoBoingo: I mean this thing is roughly bicycle seat size. We can put on our bike as a placeholder for the alpha phase, right? http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&catalogIdentifier=2&partNumber=426957&langid=-1&cid=PS:GooglePLAs:426957&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=426957&KPID=426957&kpid=426957&gclid=CLne2ZzMysACFSMLMgodBigAQg
assbot: Browne 57201592, Stainless Steel Crosscut Blade for Swing Mandoline | Make More Happen at Staples®
mircea_popescu: !down Aquent_
kakobrekla: Aquent_ conclusion is 'no'.
mircea_popescu: catering to the executive presumptions of every infantile knucklehead out there.
mircea_popescu: summaries are for business people jerry! people with jobs and secretaries!
BingoBoingo: So how long until S.Diesel is it still a few years off?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: S.Oylent
mircea_popescu: !up n6
n6: we sent a public key last night but the web ui says unrecognized public key when we try to deposit, where did we go wrong we encypted to mircea_popescu's key listend on the faq.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: There's probably a better use for the phosphrous than direct conversion to food.
mircea_popescu: n6 you get an email saying you're in. did you ?
n6: no
mircea_popescu: has it been two days ?
n6: 20 hours
mircea_popescu: ah. ok, if you don't get it in another day say.
n6: k
n6: thanks
mircea_popescu: ;;gettrust n6
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask n6!NumberSix@2600:3c01::f03c:91ff:fe73:d0e8. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user n6: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=n6 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=n6 | Rated since: never
mircea_popescu: ;;rate n6 1 trader.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user n6 has been recorded.
mircea_popescu: id with gribble pm assbot !up for voice.
n6: guntha_ is my partner can he get some voice also?
mircea_popescu: you'll be able to voice him :p
n6: !up guntha
mircea_popescu: (after you first voice yourself permanently)
mircea_popescu: (i think)
mircea_popescu: !up stickie
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 225 @ 0.00460001 = 1.035 BTC [+]
n6: !up guntha
guntha: ba bam
n6: ;;rate guntha 10 partner
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
chetty: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/09/04/this-is-the-kind-of-dinosaur-you-find-in-hollywood/
assbot: Newly discovered dinosaur, Dreadnoughtus, takes title of largest terrestrial animal - The Washington Post
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3298 @ 0.00063168 = 2.0833 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Carlsen isn't doing very well http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/fabiano-caruana-is-doing-the-impossible-at-chesss-most-competitive-tournament/
assbot: Fabiano Caruana Is Doing The Impossible At Chess’s Most Competitive Tournament | FiveThirtyEight
asciilifeform: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/09/05/fighter-jets-are-escorting-a-plane-over-the-atlantic/?tid=trending_strip_1
assbot: Fighter jets respond to unersponsive plane flying over the Atlantic - The Washington Post
mircea_popescu: "Earlier this week, NORAD also sent two F-16 fighter jets to respond to another unresponsive aircraft in the United States. This plane, which took off from an airport in Wisconsin on Monday, was bound for an airport in Manassas, Va., a community outside Washington. The plane crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, about 140 miles away from Washington."
mircea_popescu: hm.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://www.wisn.com/news/plane-that-took-off-from-waukesha-airport-crashes-into-ocean/27807596 << that one.
assbot: Pilot of downed plane identified as former Harley exec | Local News - WISN Home
mircea_popescu: so did they shoot it ?
asciilifeform didn't shoot it, doesn't know
asciilifeform: afaik their official policy is never to admit it, however
chetty: looking at the report it would have been out of fuel, likely
mircea_popescu: i wonder how long before they fit a hercules with a roboarm and start pulling these into the cargobay
mircea_popescu: the tech's all there, and it'd prolly be cheaper than fighter jets
mircea_popescu: (course they get the flight hours for the pilots this way, so it's complicated. but anyway)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: junkyard magnet.
asciilifeform: as pictured in 'the brave little toaster', specifically.
mircea_popescu: yup.
mircea_popescu: course not sure the newer small planes are feromagnetic at all.
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0
assbot: The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless (No Interruptions) - YouTube
mircea_popescu: $proxies
empyex: mircea_popescu: Proxies: mpex.ws mpex.bz mpex.co mpex.biz mpex.coinbr.com Current MPEx GPG-Key-ID: 02DD2D91
mircea_popescu: a wb empy. so
empyex: mircea_popescu: MPEx-Status: mpex.ws (945 milliseconds), mpex.bz (1289 milliseconds), mpex.co (757 milliseconds), mpex.biz (754 milliseconds), mpex.coinbr.com (959 milliseconds)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00063168 = 7.5802 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: $depth D.XAPO
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.XAPO] Bids: 100000 @ 0.00000100
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.XAPO] Asks: 1000 @ 0.05950000
mircea_popescu: $depth DD.OKCO
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.OKCO] Bids: 100000 @ 0.00000100
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.OKCO] Asks: 1000 @ 0.06195000
mircea_popescu: $depth D.CIFI
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.CIFI] Bids: 100000 @ 0.00000100
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.CIFI] Asks: 1000 @ 0.09950000
mircea_popescu: $depth D.CBSE
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.CBSE] Bids: 100000 @ 0.00000100
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.CBSE] Asks: 1000 @ 0.11950000
mircea_popescu: $depth D.BSTP
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.BSTP] Bids: 100000 @ 0.00000100
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.BSTP] Asks: 1000 @ 0.04950000
mircea_popescu: $depth D.BTGO
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.BTGO] Bids: 100000 @ 0.00000100
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.BTGO] Asks: 995 @ 0.05249970
mircea_popescu: $depth D.BPAY
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.BPAY] Bids: 10000 @ 0.00001000
empyex: mircea_popescu: [D.BPAY] Asks: 793 @ 0.23999999 9 @ 5.12000000
mircea_popescu: so there we go. the derps are populated now!
thestringpuller: DEP bids are low as fuck
thestringpuller: DERP*
thestringpuller: didn't you say none of the DERP lists have received funding since DERP listed?
thestringpuller: (VC funding*)
BingoBoingo: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 175 Ask: 221 Last Price: 175 24h-Vol: 0k High: N/A Low: N/A VWAP: N/A
BingoBoingo: OMG You can sell ATC for more than Xapo!!!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00063168 = 0.6317 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lol it'll prolly survive xapo for that matter.
punkman: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 275840.58 in 1418 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -85.31
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2606 @ 0.00063168 = 1.6462 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu - if i recall you were once friends with xapo owner - ever asked him 'wtf' ?
BingoBoingo: Huh, php isn't alone. Verilog has ===
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it tests electrical (vs. logical) equality
BingoBoingo: Seems so.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if you're reading about verilog or similar, it helps to remember that a good portion of the language is only used during simulation experiments
asciilifeform: and not for actual hardware synthesis
BingoBoingo: I'll keep that in mind.
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/ThingsWork/status/507929856114720768
assbot: This is how chicken nuggets are made http://t.co/lGD2km6KgR
BingoBoingo: .@McDonaldsCorp You just responded with the video from which the GIF was made.
asciilifeform: other than this - what was peculiar about the picture?
asciilifeform: how did people imagine the dish were made - a chicken sentenced to death by 'ling-chi' ?
chetty: I doubt most people even associate it with chickens, which isnt far off really
asciilifeform: i always imagine it is made quite like the meat pies in 'sweeney todd.'
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: curious thing is this tweet in the middle https://twitter.com/McDonaldsCorp/status/507927694060052480
assbot: This is how chicken nuggets are made http://t.co/lGD2km6KgR
BingoBoingo: @ThingsWork #FALSE Please stop spreading this bad information about our good food. http://mcd.md/B8S9i ^JH
assbot: Pink goop in Chicken McNuggets? McDonald's Canada answers - YouTube
asciilifeform: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/109564203405858937 << somebody's cache, original page seems dead
assbot: The Golden Ticket | The Best of Perry Bible Fellowship | Pinterest
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 2.68739502 BTC to 29`438 shares, 9129 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform haven't been talking recently.
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform found out that the needle fitting on his apparatus is called a 'luer lock' and can be had commercially. one fewer item to grind on lathe, and we get out from 19th c. sooner.
asciilifeform should've gone to medical stacks in library, not machinist.
mircea_popescu: you totally have to blog all that.
asciilifeform: who the hell would want to even know
asciilifeform: other than us.
mircea_popescu: and yes, yoiu could have asked here. i knew, i'msure bb'd have known, or else moiety.
asciilifeform: bb is my bet
asciilifeform: ;;seen moiety
gribble: moiety was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 weeks, 5 days, 8 hours, 35 minutes, and 1 second ago: <moiety> manuls for all! :]
asciilifeform: 'a decade in the lab will save you an afternoon in the library.'
mircea_popescu: lol
asciilifeform: thing is, i knew about luer as per syringes, but never knew you could buy them separately.
asciilifeform: and with machined fittings on other end.
mircea_popescu: they use it for an entire range of machine-to-human fluid interfacing
fluffypony: ho hum. if anyone's interested (since I'm having no luck on -otc) I need a US$ 5,109.83 amount paid via PayPal, willing to sort it out via BTC at ticker last less 5%
mircea_popescu: ;;seen los_pantalones
gribble: los_pantalones was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 1 day, 4 hours, 8 minutes, and 40 seconds ago: <los_pantalones> no one can explain this?
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/09/05/time-value-concise-edition/
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/03/consulting.html
assbot: 404 Not Found
BingoBoingo: related: OMG BITBET Traffic http://van-ads.com/venues
assbot: Vulpes Ad Network
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo what's so omg about iut lol
BingoBoingo: Looks like a new all time high on the 7 day average impressions.
BingoBoingo: Oh vox.com herp'd its derp http://www.vox.com/2014/9/5/6110897/we-made-the-wrong-call-on-buying-bitcoins
assbot: We made the wrong call on buying Bitcoins - Vox
BingoBoingo: "This was my fault. While I don't think it's impossible to fairly cover Bitcoin while also holding some Bitcoins, the reason to make these rules blunt and general, rather than nuanced and specific, is to ensure there's no question about the motivations of the underlying coverage." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: guy's an idiot. bitcoin isn't "a firm".
mircea_popescu: anyway, his mistake, duly noted. lee can have a job, ezra klein can not nor can vox have a future anymore than vice can.
mircea_popescu: big deal.
BingoBoingo: Well, much as US law has a pseudojustice system... Journalism gets a pseudointegrity system.
mircea_popescu: i hope they're going to move all their reporters covering us news outside of the us, too.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo but anyway, you know what it is, the libtard shitheads pushing and the vox editors being the spineless shitheads that give in.
chetty: renounce their citizenship
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34915 @ 0.00063721 = 22.2482 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.16999998 = 0.51 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.16999999 = 0.68 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: did i have an email for this guy somewhere ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I don't remember if he was here or not
mircea_popescu: http://postimg.org/image/cwhj88wp3/
assbot: View image: tim lee
mircea_popescu: opportunities, they exist.
assbot: Last 13 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3SPF5Q4.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 13 ✂︎
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 482.54, Best ask: 483.87, Bid-ask spread: 1.33000, Last trade: 483.64, 24 hour volume: 6573.80795705, 24 hour low: 481.02, 24 hour high: 492.99, 24 hour vwap: 484.861890152
BingoBoingo: %d
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 275840.58 in 1418 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -85.31
mircea_popescu: http://www.indecente.ro/fantezii/fetish-super-corset.jpg << i finally found some decent she-warrior armor
chetty: dun think I wanna fight in that, lacks a little protection
mircea_popescu: welll... videogame fightin'.
chetty: prolly better off fighten naked
kakobrekla: Armor: +0.0001
chetty: well maybe a little more as a distraction
mircea_popescu: where's that poster thing
mircea_popescu: http://x1.fjcdn.com/comments/This+is+Terra+no+mods+needed+_cb6153ad9a0a894885121312fb4f6689.jpg
mircea_popescu: http://x4.fjcdn.com/pictures/3f/82/3f827c_4771291.jpg
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.17 = 1.36 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Look what Uber sponsored: https://www.urbanshield.org/index.php/contacts/urban-shield-vendor-directory?sid=57&site=10
BingoBoingo: http://edition.cnn.com/2014/09/03/us/philadelphia-drug-bust-house-seizure/index.html
assbot: Parents' house seized after son's drug bust - CNN.com
cazalla: mircea_popescu: give rakim a good job, i'll even return the nuke subs. <<< rakim is in jail http://i.imgur.com/jotYmaJ.png
TheNewDeal: what did uber sponsor? couldnt see from the link
BingoBoingo: TheNewDeal: Some sort of police cosplay conference or something...
TheNewDeal: ahhh
asciilifeform waits for 'urban sword' to go with 'urban shield'
asciilifeform: http://www.urbanshield.org/index.php/contacts/urban-shield-vendor-directory?pid=57&sid=220:XHAUSTR-Industries
assbot: XHAUSTR Industries
asciilifeform: ^ lol! potato in tailpipe !?
asciilifeform did not know that humble potato had a part to play in policework.
asciilifeform: https://www.freelancer.com/contest/Design-a-Logo-for-a-Police-Product-67956.html << and apparently he 'crowdsourced' the company logo...
assbot: Design a Logo for a Police Product | Freelancer.com
asciilifeform: http://www.workingbase.com/project/Design-and-Build-a-Website-for-a-Law-Enforcement-Product.3052162.html << and the company site...
assbot: Design and Build a Website for a Law Enforcement Product (PHP, Website Design, Graphic Design, HTML) - Project ID: 3052162 - WorkingBase.com
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00063742 = 6.3742 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00063792 = 6.3792 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/09/04/us-usa-crime-bitcoin-idUKKBN0GZ2OG20140904 << Plea guilty, pay a million dollars, and still potentially face 5 years in prison
assbot: Bitcoin promoter pleads guilty to unlicensed use of currency| Reuters
BingoBoingo: Potential for 5 years in prison per http://online.wsj.com/articles/bitcoin-promoter-charles-shrem-pleads-guilty-1409870506
assbot: Bitcoin Promoter Charles Shrem Pleads Guilty - WSJ
danielpbarron: is this over the feedzebirds thing?
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: That was Erik, this is Charlie. This is the Bitinstant thing.
danielpbarron: oh, the guy who bought some pot brownies over the internet?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 68 @ 0.01039979 = 0.7072 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Haven't heard that one.
danielpbarron: After reading through the entire criminal complaint against Charlie Shrem, it seems that he is guilty of nothing more than ordering some pot brownies off the Internet. http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/charlie-shrem-did-nothing-wrong/
assbot: The Complete Breakdown of How Charlie Shrem Did Nothing Wrong
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 60 @ 0.01042405 = 0.6254 BTC [+] {3}
danielpbarron: is it legal to sell someone world of warcraft gold if you know they will use it to buy drugs?
danielpbarron: do I need KYC for shops I build in minecraft?
mircea_popescu: http://www.indecente.ro/fantezii/feterele.jpg
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> ^ lol! potato in tailpipe !? << kinda old, this.
mircea_popescu: "His lawyer, Marc Agnifilo, said that what Shrem did was an aberration and that Shrem plans to continue working in the bitcoin world if possible." << ahahah sure, sure.
mircea_popescu: !up BananaLotus
BananaLotus: thank you mircea_popescu :)
mircea_popescu: sure.
BananaLotus: guruvan is helping me setup a WoT account :)
kakobrekla: which part 'sure sure'
kakobrekla: if the 'cont. working' ... people with larger wounds operate .
kakobrekla: infinite hitpoints.
kakobrekla: punkman did you follow up 'all on no' on bb then?
mircea_popescu: o hey, how goes guruvan ?
mircea_popescu: ok, 7 reports published, am i done ?
mircea_popescu: hallelujah.
guruvan: very good thx. Took a bit more than a week to get back online, but made it :) been a long hard summer. how're you?
mircea_popescu: never felt better.
guruvan: nice. this place looks much improved.
mircea_popescu: actually, yes.
mircea_popescu: ;;seen rithm
gribble: rithm was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 1 day, 2 hours, 9 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <rithm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGILISYllug
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell rithm what's this loan business ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/fderp-july-august-2014-combined-statement/