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danielpbarron: just got a call from
xanthyos; he's out of surgery, and said that his surgnesergen
danielpbarron: for those interested in an update to the "broken penis" drama;
xanthyos went into surgery today
cazalla:
xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone <<< are you sure you're not a woman?
cazalla:
xanthyos: my doctor just hung up on me bcv i said he's a faggot <<< that's a good example of "passive bullying"
TomServo: Did
xanthyos just get a broke penis swatting?
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: If you really can't call 9-11, maybe pirate some surgical urology textbooks on thepiratebay and practice of a few hotdogs before self repairing?
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: You have to be decisive... for your dick's sake
kakobrekla:
xanthyos i was talking about the wood.
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: Could danielpb1rron perhaps convey you
punkman:
xanthyos: pick one of those two and do it
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: Is there anyone local who can drive you?
TomServo:
xanthyos: cavalier is not heading sound advice
nubbins`:
xanthyos if you'll examine closer, mp suggested you were doing dishes and i had a lel at his suggestion
nubbins`:
xanthyos what if you get strep throat
nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu>
xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes" <<< hahaha
lampelina:
xanthyos, how about if you go to your GP tomorrrow morning
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: You need conveyance to a place that can swiftly deliver you to a surgeon.
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: You need an ambulance, they'll drug you sooner
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: You've seen how much porn is on here
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: Then convey yourself to the hospital in the most expedient manner available
Azelphur:
xanthyos: you can't be upset while your sedated, sedation is the solution to lifes problems.
Azelphur:
xanthyos: then I just answered your question, go to ER :)
BingoBoingo:
xanthyos: The longer you take to get medical attention the less chance your penis has of surviving
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes"
cazalla: <
xanthyos> and have to repeat a perfect sequence to get out of it <<< is this like, numbers like 2 4 6 8 10 are ok, 5 gets a pass because it can be mulitply to 10 but 1 3 7 9 are annoying?
cazalla:
xanthyos> i don't even want it <<< but it was the first thing you complained about
cazalla:
xanthyos, maybe you just need to get laid, i dunno, i mean 10 years is a long time
cazalla:
xanthyos, come and clean my house then, wife is useless
cazalla:
xanthyos, it just sounds like you're bitching about a bachelor pad
cazalla: what is wrong with your hands anyway
xanthyos gribble: Error: '
xanthyos' is not a valid integer.
cazalla: ;;rate -10
xanthyos uses tiny chat
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: 50k btc sold under mkt value with unreleased results is a good way to lay the groundwork for intentional price plummet <<< if it had worked.
mircea_popescu: <
xanthyos> if someone's gpg key is on a computer that is being held captive by an angry muslim ex boyfriend and they make a new wot account and then later recover the old key, can the ratings of those two accounts be merged? << how would an observer distinguish this situation from "angry muslim ex boyfriend finally manages to break into gpg key on ex gf's computer he hedl" ?
nubbins`: hey duod it's me, `
xanthyos`, can you give me a re-rate bru? i lost my key lol
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: ruminated a bit on the imagery of human women being milked as cows when i woke up. the creepy part is that it's not just hentai, and that given the population of the earth, there are surely women that are being dairy farmed somewhere. << nope. if you think about it, mammals are only productive after foaling. what would you do with all the babies ? this and numerous other considerations make dairy-female a hig
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: i don't use keybase but my key was generated there <<< "your".
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos if you ever want to get a militant feminist rabid, tell her to stop bitching about dairy farm conditions, it's just patriarchy's dry run for her and her kind.
ben_vulpes:
xanthyos: you should back your .gnupg dir up before doing *anything* to it.
Apocalyptic:
xanthyos, there's a ,,echangekey gribble command to change the associated key to your WoT account
undata:
xanthyos: that is what is currently at risk.
punkbot:
xanthyos: No valid deeds found, try again.
ben_vulpes:
xanthyos: d'you plan to endeedify that that contract?
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user
xanthyos has been recorded.
thomas_d: ;;rate
xanthyos 1 good upbringing
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: california is a scam state and hollywood has used its media to convince the world that it doesn't suck there, but it really does <<< this is by design. cute but stupid 17 yo chick from minesota goes to cali to be rich and famous, has to confront the unexpected situation where being homeless there sucks so as to eagerly overcome her education and suck cock.
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: so coinbase gets 4 full days to abort my purchase, which they will, if the prices goes up, and they won't if it levels or drops. with btc market volatility they have a sure thing <<< not really, because a) there's not so many people ike you, actually using them and b) the respective 0.2 bitcents or w/e add to about enough to buy me a steak.
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos the bizarre part is that they somehow manage to seek it in imagination.
jurov:
xanthyos wants to buy coins, you need some $$$
undata:
xanthyos: that should've been expected with such a sharp rise.
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos monkeys don't have any tits to speak of. the female breast is clearly the result of selection. the only way that works is for women with tits to have money while women without not to.
mircea_popescu: <
xanthyos> if a bank calls me up suspicously i will turn it on them. how dare you bother a long standing customer! << lmao this works, yeah.
Vexual: is sophie hot
xanthyos?
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: i resent being solicited for help joining the wot only to then have them go afk << resent less, live longer. definitely happier.
xanthyos: <+mircea_popescu>
xanthyos: bringing a new guy here who wants in the wot
mircea_popescu:
xanthyos: bringing a new guy here who wants in the wot <<< well, who is he ?
adlai:
xanthyos: another scenario: i place a margin bid. you market sell. usd swaps go up, but the market has dropped. does this show up in an eyeballing of the charts?
othernubs`:
xanthyos, postage is about $2 to usa, what denomination you want?
othernubs`:
xanthyos, 100% polymer notes for a while now
xanthyos: <@
xanthyos> AND SB SAW MY PENIS, WHICH IS LIKE A GRANDMOTHER TO ME, SINCE MINE DIED
Adlai:
xanthyos: …beyond her math skills « so just compile it to within her math skill,
kakobrekla:
xanthyos if you read them you will know :)
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform>
xanthyos: that story never made sense - why would we get own coffins << it makes perfect sense if you consider it for the communicatioon exercise it actually is.
pete_dushenski:
xanthyos: last time i was there is was cold, humid, and all too smelly. didn't leave an impression that i'm eager to rekindle.
gribble: Nick '
xanthyos', with hostmask '
xanthyos!
xanthyos@silenceisdefeat.com', is identified as user '
xanthyos', with GPG key id B62E7295387001E9, key fingerprint DB744745C970CF95E27AE214B62E7295387001E9, and bitcoin address None