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ben_vulpes: no but hey this thing about kant
ben_vulpes: literacy means /literature/ trinque.
ben_vulpes: fella probably doesn't know the source is kicking around
trinque: ben_vulpes: why would anyone read republican code when there are shithubs to pilfer and tape together
asciilifeform: so all of the boeckian products are recognizably similar in their nonsensical dance around the question
asciilifeform: we have here an arguable case of 'что русскому хорошо, то немцу — смерть' -- they cannot risk to import sanity.
ben_vulpes: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-08#1537219 << have you read trinque's logbot yet? ☝︎
asciilifeform: gotta love the UPGRADEABLE!11111 usb micros, too
asciilifeform: the interesting bit is that no servant of hitler ever need formally commision 'boeckware' - it is produced 'naturally', by herd of teenage imbecile alice_s
asciilifeform: from 2nd link : https://keithp.com/pictures/chaoskey-sch.pdf << illustrative of all of the ills
asciilifeform: 'Data coming from true random number generators is never 100% random. I am aware of no exceptions. Whitening is required in all cases before the data is suitable for use in cryptography.' << from first link ☟︎
asciilifeform: digital oscillators right next to analogue circuit.
asciilifeform: phf: they've been surfacing for 20 years.
phf: asciilifeform: have you seen all those "hardware sources of randomness" devices that's been surfacing recently?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: looks like they're going for a 'догоним и перегоним' tack re phuctor etc.
asciilifeform: ly as it allows global adversaries to exploit this vulnerability class on a large scale. However we think that any determined attacker can repeat our research and get the private keys from publicly available firmware with ease.'
asciilifeform: well. These might be used in other protocols such as EAP/802.1X, FTPS etc. The data we are publishing allows researchers to reproduce the results of our study, find more cases or cryptographic key reuse, attribute cryptographic keys to specific vendors/products, but also to develop tools for detecting and exploiting this vulnerability class in the course of penetration tests. Releasing the private keys is not something we take light
asciilifeform: http://blog.sec-consult.com/2016/09/house-of-keys-9-months-later-40-worse.html << herr boeck drops privkeys : 'The data we are publishing consists of 331 certificates including the matching private key as well as 553 individual private keys. We've also included the names of products that contain the certificates/keys. Cryptographic keys that were not found in Internet-wide scan data (Scans.io and Censys.io, HTTPS/SSH) are included as
asciilifeform: mass delusion, this.
asciilifeform: lel, half the list.
asciilifeform: the #1 entry is gut-bustingly lulzy to asciilifeform , because i spend ~half year auditing a multilinear-map thing for $rupturefarm, and even was sent to a 'conference' where 'serious cryptographers' did not even blink when someone walked in with a proof that whole thing was crock of shit ☟︎☟︎
shinohai: Use our system, and leave the pesky key-handling to us!
trinque: I don't know what they think this does.
asciilifeform: and meanwhile, '"The Web-of-Trust is a geek's instrument", "Hard to explain" says Werner Koch'
a111: Logged on 2016-04-30 01:34 deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 9 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'randomnoize (Tor relay operator) <randomnoize@riseup.net>; randomnoize (Tor relay operator) <randomnoize2009@googlemail.com>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9319605DD9BFB5972272003BC0D6D2E999783C7256A75BF1BE08178A359F9542
asciilifeform: in other noose, remember the 'riseup' derpatron? the one with the, what, dozen phuctur pops ? well, https://archive.is/PEVaX ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: the derps were seriously worried that... what ?
asciilifeform: btw, bock's talk was announced , it looks like, 7 hours ago.
mircea_popescu: iirc this is even discussed on trilema somewhere.
mircea_popescu: i found the preface more interesting than the tome, myself.
asciilifeform: and does anyone else find it lulzy that boeck's talk is 15m long ?
asciilifeform: (well, mug, there is no glass in the prison normally)
PeterL: speaking of books, mircea_popescu have you read "The Prince" by Machiavelli? I have been reading it and for some reason it made me think of you (though I expect you would read it in the original Italian?) ☟︎
asciilifeform: (though for some reason i can't seem to turn up the log)
mircea_popescu: apparently the bestioles deliver quite the byte
mircea_popescu: you know this exists btw ?
asciilifeform: a while ago i briefly considered showing up at the 'pgp conference' but decided against. there is a difference between entomologist and those fellas who fuck wasp hives
mircea_popescu: of course they gotta join forces. they stand no chance.
asciilifeform: previously the weevils were largely careful to avoid being seen in one room.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i do not regard the now-explicit cooperation of koch with boeck as uninteresting.
asciilifeform: 'Plagiarize !! Let no one else's work evade your eyes ! Remember why the good Lord made your eyes ! So don't shade your eyes !' (tm) (r) (tom lehrer) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: you seem to be ~the only one who cares about that particular fanclub though.
asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu knows anyone in or near cologne, could try to crash party.
asciilifeform: afaik room full of hand-picked heathens there.
asciilifeform: '16:45 – 17:00 Short talk: Analyzing Keyserver Data Hanno Böck'
asciilifeform: at the 'pgp conference',
asciilifeform: haven't yet sawed open a set of these.
asciilifeform: incidentally i have nfi whether that dot is camera or just ir probe.
asciilifeform pictures the peter thiel call: t. cook's phone rings. thiel: 'ipnoje is not surveillatronic enough. hitler is displeased. the lien on your left ball will be called in.' cook: 'what do we do' thiel: 'well, you could make'em wear earphones with cameras' cook: 'brilliant, 360 degree coverage' thiel: 'it'd better be out by september'
mircea_popescu: which is most of the reason chicks even get headphones.
asciilifeform: and also: 'The beauty of the headphone cable is just like the beauty of a tampon string: it is there to help you keep track of a very important item, and help you fish it out of whatever nook and cranny it might have fallen into.'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/Uow3O << mega-lol: 'These air pod headphone things aren't visible enough to signal to men that I don't want them to talk to me'
asciilifeform: 'By this time the smell of any other food gave me hunger pangs; I walked past a pizza place and nearly cried.'
asciilifeform: in other olds, 'However, after two days of eating MealSquares, I was desperate for anything else. I wolfed down my tupperware of weird gruel almost immediately upon getting to the office on Wednesday morning. It was the opposite of the problem I'd had with the MealSquares, which took me so long to get down that I wasn't physically able to consume enough calories in one day to properly function.'
a111: Logged on 2016-09-07 19:27 asciilifeform: 'AirPods will use Infrared sensors to detect when they’re in your ears, playing only when they’re in your ears. The setup process is super easy — connect the AirPods once to your iPhone, and the AirPods instantly sync over iCloud to your other devices. From there, you never worry about them again.' >> oblig. >> http://www.loper-os.org/?p=752
asciilifeform: ( this in re yesterday's http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-07#1536473 ) ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://i-cdn.phonearena.com/images/articles/256205-thumb/AirPods-header.jpg << is it just me or do these look like... smokes ? ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: "Whilst the misguided follower climbs with pain mountains of whimseys, heaped in his own brain, stumbling from thought to thought, falls headlong down into doubt's boundless sea where, like to drown, books bear him up awhile, and make him try to swim with bladders of philosophy."
Framedragger: eh, the chan is educational and therefore useful on that merit alone, and that's nice
asciilifeform: iirc asciilifeform was the one with the ru poets, phf - with french poets and lions, mircea_popescu - with cinematic. etc
mircea_popescu pictures someone who actually feels shame over not having read the references here. imagine! you got "i used to fuck lions in kindergarten" alf ; native russian poet afficionado and whatever else phf is, then there's the cinematic tradition, and the...
asciilifeform: i have the tome here.
asciilifeform: among first people to seriously study birth defects.
Framedragger: ah damn i must have heard of him in a lithuanian context but i probably know nothing of him, even though evidently i should. /shame
asciilifeform: the one with sea monsters, two-headed children, etc.
asciilifeform: nono, that one was linked earlier.
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-08: [16:03:08] <asciilifeform> pretty lulzy, motherfucking 16TH CENTURY b00k, is NOWHERE on the net.
Framedragger: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160908/from:656/to:656#656 << out of curiosity, what book would that be? (not the fictional one within eco's name of the rose i assume??)
asciilifeform: aha, 'locking thread'
mircea_popescu: amusingly enough, this condition also exists in humans, albeit rare.
mircea_popescu: incidentally : man and lion have rather comparable penii in size. except the cat, like most cats, has keratin penile spikes.
asciilifeform: at some point i'ma scan the thing.
mircea_popescu: how did that go, "by the claw we know this lion"
mircea_popescu: wouldn't the book be unfair competition ?
phf: we had this thread
mircea_popescu: the net has more important things to attend to.
asciilifeform: pretty lulzy, motherfucking 16TH CENTURY b00k, is NOWHERE on the net. ☟︎
asciilifeform: iirc they prefer to eat'em
mircea_popescu can readily see how the "african warrior" idi amin mentality would pay to fuck a lioness.
mircea_popescu: incidentally, i'd be unsurprised if there's a market in africa for lion prostitution.
mircea_popescu: nah, the manticore is not the result of fux.
mircea_popescu: anyway. hyenas are not cats, like lions are, but dogs. even if they've adapted into as much catness as possible. so the two aren't actually sexually compatible.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not only that, but hyena is the more efficient.
asciilifeform: so, in 'western' parlance, 'there ain't room enough in this here town for the two of'em'
asciilifeform: well they do occupy overlapping meat niche
mircea_popescu: for the curious, leucrota is what happens when a hyena fucks a lioness.
asciilifeform: heads, leucrota, manticores, vultures, paranders, weasels, dragons, hoopoes, owls, basilisks, hypnales, presters, spectafici, scorpions, saurians, whales, scitales, amphisbenae, iaculi, dipsases, green lizards, pilot fish, octopi, morays, and sea turtles.' -- eco's 'name of the rose' ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: ' fauns, beings of double sex, brutes with six-fingered hands, sirens, hippocentaurs, gorgons, harpies, incubi, dragopods, minotaurs, lynxes, pards, chimeras, cynophales who darted fire from their nostrils, crocodiles, polycaudate, hairy serpents, salamanders, horned vipers, tortoises, snakes, two-headed creatures whose backs were armed with teeth, hyenas, otters, crows, hydrophora with saw-tooth horns, frogs, gryphons, monkeys, dog- ☟︎
mircea_popescu: DCPvGSCoADD. << the list.
asciilifeform: a c-grinder will also, should its lid come off, happily continue to fly (yes) around the kitchen, grinding whatever ends up in its path, drywall, chairs, people, van goghs, stradivaris, crates of ammunition, dogs, dildos. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: check it out, twenny bux bought me an egg hunt machine.
asciilifeform: also sometimes tries to grind rusty nails and burns motor
mircea_popescu: and it's my job to find the grinds in the kitchen once it's done.
mircea_popescu: this is like you know, "this coffee grinder - doesn't grind coffee". this is pretty serious - what the fuck does it do then ?
mircea_popescu: moreover, if it DOESN'T do that, then wtf does it do.
Framedragger: (ah, no, i take it back: mostly boring.)
asciilifeform: because it is a pretty obvious and sane thing.
asciilifeform: young mircea_popescu , like many young folk, like, e.g., young-asciilifeform , and young-asciipet, all had this correct idea.
mircea_popescu: young mps idea of what a compiler does was, "well it basically completely unwinds the code, so it's all flat, and then checks everything". then young mp saw the first "runtime error" and locked. then told teacher this isn't real programming and he's not interested.
asciilifeform: nor does c-machine enable restarts (how many programming folk even ~CONCEIVE~ of the notion of meaningfully RESUMING a crashed proggy ?)