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mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/iWRYZI0.gif hahaha she rules.
ThickAsThieves: she thinks google is too creepy and will create a small paradigm
ThickAsThieves: she said forumites, she's okay in my book
chipug: she has a good job
mircea_popescu: prices aren't a reference point for inflation tho, this is like saying she's a good lay cause she's a redhead.
mircea_popescu: someone was talking about my editor ? she's just said to me : "The price of Dogecoin, the world’s third most traded cyrptocurrency / did they seriously publish "cyrptocurrency"?"
dub: perfect casting too, all she had to do was act retarded!
chipug: she has nice bewbs that chick mircea_popescu swear the cars look super old though!!!
chipug: 1. dude she needs to trim the minge mullets she has going on down there and 2. why the fuck is she outside?!
nubbins`: "Heather is a young rape victim. She would die if she could not stand on her dignity and no future. Unfortunately the persistent bullying online and calling her a "slut" in her community show that nobody would listen her and there is no compassion towards her. A person willing to die causes the person's attempting suicide. Whether is Heather attempting a suicide?"
ThickAsThieves: i have this runt cat, that never fully grew, but somehow she always finds her way to the highest places. when she gets there she lets out these little miniature roars
KRS-: Look, she is sitting on her face!
ThickAsThieves: she gives us some
mircea_popescu: as far as the romanian mother in low is concerned, the new wife can parade around naked stuffing pencils in her cunt all she wants
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> drops what they're doing and runs to table <<< i usually just dump the money on the table if the girl fed me or on the nightstand if she fucked me.
mircea_popescu: she lives to serve.
mircea_popescu: she gets it in half an hour.
mircea_popescu: pankkake no. she doesn't know the buz.
BingoBoingo: Maybe she figures she can gross more by bringing in volume?
pankkake: if I was her brother I'd be mad too, she can't sell herself properly
mircea_popescu: so what, she's a psychotic prostitute you gotta pay in watches ?
mircea_popescu: "how dares she be sexually adventurous to a greater degree than me!!11"
deadweasel: look at her face! she's like "whut a slanka!"
mircea_popescu: making her also say what she means is beyond even what god can accomplish
mircea_popescu: i wonder if she just killed yet another thread or else we get epic butthurt
ThickAsThieves: i assumed she could tell the future
ThickAsThieves: like if i rant on all this to my mom, she'll think i'm a conspiracy theorist
water4ll: she said the 3rd is the cutest
mircea_popescu: no, as in take the gf. you eat the big hoovespaste thing, she eats the small one
mircea_popescu: she will eventually quit you.
decimation: Well, you certainly wouldn't find anyone qualified working for banks today. He/she would have to be grown from scratch somehow.
kleeck: She wasn't getting through the gate with less than 6.
mircea_popescu: in fact, she's so novel that people that go by "what i've seen" generally imagine she's a poor pr.
benkay: not at the rate she's pulling AMIRITE BOYYYYYS
benkay: i see she's doing the nikki minaj routine
benkay: i imagine she had a business to run!
mircea_popescu: ftr, she was active for like two weeks
mircea_popescu: she just didn't like running, the owners said.
ThickAsThieves: she's Chinese!
KRS1: ThickAsThieves, I was wondering..maybe she's a jap. I can never tell the difference with those people.
KRS1: Mayne she's not 100% chinese, I shall summon her.
jurov: she is drinking my blood
jurov: but if you were to say she goes on my nerves, then
mircea_popescu: haha. depends. ok, how do you say "she drinks my drink" ?
mircea_popescu: how do you say "she drinks me" ?
herbijudlestoids: this sentence "Right that, right there, even if she spent the entire interval nude, made soap out of her own sebum and ate food stampsvi you would not be able to cover cost." ...i feel like....i love this sentence
mircea_popescu: she doesn't even get the benefit of pms
pankkake: she seems to have the biggest
mircea_popescu: because that way she can't get caught, not really, and moreover she gets the crowd she likes
KRS1: She looks a bit jealous.
KRS1: oh wow mircea_popescu..very nice, I would fap to those boobies. Plus she looks older than that girl. Hmmm.
ThickAsThieves: She was killed for photobomb, cops say
mircea_popescu: how is she ever getting banned
ThickAsThieves: well remember, she probably harbored hate for me by then
ThickAsThieves: she said "my boyfriend told me not to accepts"
mircea_popescu: is she hawt ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Prollu because this time she isn't shitting of their favored scams?
mircea_popescu: she gets all the fun
nubbins`: "actually i've been relaying all this to my wife, and she can't breathe for laughing"
nubbins`: it's my birthday on thursday, i think she was going for the element of surprise
nubbins`: she comes downstairs, "i tried to buy that fucking thing but i can't find it on the website"
nubbins`: aw, heh. i tell pascale about this sweet new coin, she gets all weird and disappears upstairs
mircea_popescu: nubbins` it's funny tho, they don't have the balls to say so, lest she calls their mommy fat.
mircea_popescu: and she goes... "well great, we'll be abjectly poor and finally have a chance to be a family"
KRS1: she'd have to get a tit reduction
Vexual: but she prices it like bitcoin
mircea_popescu: According to Claude de Rouvroy, duc de Saint-Simon, clysters were so popular at the court of King Louis XIV of France that the duchess of Burgundy had her servant give her a clyster in front of the King (her modesty being preserved by an adequate posture) before going to the comedy. However, he also mentions the astonishment of the King and Mme de Maintenon that she should take it before them.
KRS1: so she not always fun
nubbins`: you mean she just walks around with her tit hanging out?
jurov: after half hour of arduous work, she shown me the model how the plumb look
KRS1: she's ok
KRS1: this girl i party with says the same thing, actually its a joke now she has to run to the bathroom within a few minutes then she's good lol
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i suppose she is 'calling someone who cares'
mircea_popescu: "because this way the woman can't lie about when she feels like getting laid"
mircea_popescu: pankkake what is your definition of "better way" ? like, instead of a woman telling you when she's ready to fuck, she wears a collar sold in a shop which beeps ?
mircea_popescu: she gets you a pair of socks ? get her superluxury garter belts. exchange gifts
nubbins`: she probably had to in order to collect welfare
nubbins`: you can tell she's comfortable because of the way she's holding her arms
mircea_popescu: she's like... "i hope they're too retarded to notice me natch"
rattaTATpow: well is she pregnant or empty?
rattaTATpow: CNN top story: "Should pregnant woman stay on respirator? Husband says she is 'empty shell' "
mircea_popescu: so all the neighbours can see how poor and abject she is.
Vexual: i bet she paid the full asking price too
Vexual: its the depression and she srying becuase she can't afford a new hat
KRS1: is she a sistah cant tell
nubbins`: 'cause she sleeps upside-down
carpet: Jenkins, 29, told reporters that after a long and tiring day at her office, all she wanted to do was return home, sit down on her couch, turn on an episode of the TLC reality show Say Yes To The Dress, and treat herself to a brief half hour in which she could look past all the various and near constant ways popular culture undermines the progress of women.
carpet: PORTLAND, OR—Saying that she just wanted a little time to relax and “not even think about” confining gender stereotypes, local health care industry consultant Natalie Jenkins reportedly took a 30-minute break from being a feminist last night to kick back and enjoy a television program.
dub: dunno she's still pretty spry
dub: until cat turned 18 she knew how to use cat door to piss outside
nubbins`: she's shrieking "FAGGOT!" in a thin, high-pitched voice
lippoper: i like how she's laying there and stretching
KRS1: she talks funny, i think she might be somalian
mircea_popescu: she's probably from kansas.
nubbins`: she gave him a COLD SHOULDER
Apocalyptic: i think the girl is doing a good job at quoting CoinBr every chance she gets
KRS1: too early in the morning i think she screamed in cubano
KRS1: yes she looks lucious
nubbins`: pascale is worse for it, she doesn't try to avoid the teeth
truffles: she's done Fell in love with a boy hmm