assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 250 @ 0.00477451 = 1.1936 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00100508 = 11.6589 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 200 @ 0.00477899 = 0.9558 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 24 @ 0.00454567 = 0.1091 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.487 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.49 = 2.94 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.49924999 = 3.994 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5750 @ 0.00100685 = 5.7894 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.49 = 2.45 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.49996 = 2.4998 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 137 @ 0.003095 = 0.424 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2002 @ 0.00008899 = 0.1782 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.00475897 = 0.2379 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.003095 = 0.1486 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 268 @ 0.00298073 = 0.7988 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 92 @ 0.00298 = 0.2742 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: benkay "I am currently using this fiction whereby the MPBOR established through the workings on one month is declared to be the central bank rate valid for the next month. This is obviously not particularly correct, other than the twin considerations that “natura non facit saltus” on one hand and that it works on the other."
ozbot: MPOE bonds historical data, Dec 2012 - Nov 2013 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> for some odd reason, nobody ever gets this lucky in meatspace casino. << they do, actually.
mircea_popescu: i distinctly remember this rush where wynn was trying to somehow structure a deal to cover for an insanely lucky player over the weekend
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.00094348 = 0.9435 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: this was, as best anyone can determine, not the case past about 1880 or so
mircea_popescu: in general the route is to pay up, in cash, then pile gifts upon you so that you return to the table.
mircea_popescu: benkay why "mirceapopescu" as a subscript for th e2nd word ?!
BingoBoingo: Yeah, most people involved in casino work more sophisticated than carrying drinks tend to find their way on reject lists, at least for their own casino
benkay: org mode is being clever
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 160 @ 0.0009489 = 0.1518 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo most people who are good at anything more involved than sucking cock (which is really the criteria for COCKtail waitresses) don't like to play anyway.
mircea_popescu: i don't think i ever saw a pit boss play anything, ever.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I've know a couple who do poker tournaments and have done the thing where you sit at the blackjack table and try not to lose more than you would have spent on the drinks.
BingoBoingo: one of them is going on seven and can't say what he got promoted to. Just he doesn't work the floor anymore. Most of them have burned out in under a year though.
BingoBoingo: The only people with longevity dealing tables seem to be the people doing it to keep busy after they retire.
mircea_popescu: it's funny, for 2-3 decades they kept trying to get hot female and even mal;e dealers
BingoBoingo: Most casinos here don't have much in the way of table games. The slots and video poker seem to cover most of the floor.
BingoBoingo: Well, yes. Similar to BTC and how many people do the dice stuff trying to magic their way into a jackpot.
benkay: also lower labor overhead on the machines, i imagine
mircea_popescu: it's impossible to efficiently get 100 blackjack deals to share pennies into a multi-million pot.
herbijudlestoids: remember i was in here the other day complaining how postmodern the inernet is?
mircea_popescu: that's okay. 9x% of all noobs reinvent the wheel earnestly convinced they are contributing.
herbijudlestoids: thats good, whats happening today? i just came on to complain as usual
mike_c: asciilifeform: last time i looked at a casino profit chart it read like: 11b profit on slots, 1b on table games.
benkay: herbijudlestoids: it's not abandonware?
mike_c: er, i meant to send that to BingoBoingo :) re: floorspace for slots vs table games
BingoBoingo: mike_c: Well other factors being equal a slot machine allow for placing bets faster than a dealer does
mike_c: plus there is a world of blue-haired ladies with nothing better to do.
mike_c: carribean stud tries to do that with a table game
mike_c: jackpot is usually like 100k though
BingoBoingo: I imagine speed element plays in too. That may play into why so few in US casino industry are trying to fight to expand regulated sports and event gambling to new jurisdictions. The few hours it takes a sporting contest to resolve is something I don't know if they can comprehend compared to the seconds a slot takes. May as well be an eternity.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: These are the great problems of our times. Getting hardware worth using to work again is a challenge.
herbijudlestoids: asciilifeform: which OS have you tried so far? i feel like they should work
BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Actual for obscure and old hardware OpenBSD seems to have better hardware and human support than NetBSD. At least that seems the experience on 68k machines
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00100447 = 8.8393 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: I still miss 128 MB of Ram in a compact desktop sold in a time such things were rather unimaginable.
BingoBoingo: The old SE/30 was 4MB when I picked it up at a school auction for $10
BingoBoingo: I also have a few Mac Classics and Classic II's which had 1 MB of Ram. Cannabalized 4 of them to give one classic 4 MB of RAM (cheaper to get whole machines than sticks) Had to order RAM to beef up the SE/30 though
BingoBoingo: The Classics had 40 MB hard drives, the SE/30 came to me with a 20 MB hard drive.
the20year2: A local school threw out a bunch of older 386 PCs with 20mb drives, they were huge
nubbins`: my first pc was a tandy 1000sx
nubbins`: had this golf game where you had the option to print your scores at the end. we didn't have a printer; my dad tried to explain it to me, and i couldn't wrap my head around it
nubbins`: "but if it doesn't have any keys, how does it mark the paper?"
BingoBoingo: My first computers were this flock of old macs I got from the school back in 1999 or 2000. Maybe it was 2001?
nubbins`: i remember upgrading the ram to 512kb to play king's quest iv
BingoBoingo: It was the summer before I started High School. I had gone that long without a computer and decided fuck it, I'm getting several.
BingoBoingo: It took several trips walking to et them all carried home.
TomServo: king's quest was great until I found monkey island
mircea_popescu: actually talking of hard games, try king's bounty on top diffictuly. the modern versions
nubbins`: i mean, i got through them fine as a kid, maybe i had more patience back then
mircea_popescu: wotn probably can't even be done, you won't get past that spider.
nubbins`: they re-released king's quest 3 a couple years ago, i gave it a shot
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you mean they fail to represent the disk arrangement ?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i always liked the part where it's "sir graham the hero". esp for a romanian speaker it was like Sir Breadloaf
mircea_popescu: ok. that is the most retarded fucking thing i ever heard
nubbins`: sir graham, the earl of sandwich
nubbins`: the first time a machine made me feel fear was when the snow monster popped out at me for the first time
herbijudlestoids: hehe tim cook aapl ceo says there is no backdoor in aapl products but since they are under a gag order he cant prove it
ozbot: [OpenBSD/i386] 2 MBR Partitions with OpenBSD?
KRS1: which boot loader lilo?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i suppose you can just edit and recompile...
mircea_popescu: not that such a thing should ever be said to anyone in any context, let alone in response to "hi lol, we hardcoded random shit because magic strings are cool"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4900002 BTC [-]
KRS1: the pbr locates /boot not mbr
KRS1: just trying to help not to try to be disrespectful or anything but if mbr is working right, pbr isn't set right
ozbot: Bitcoin Blocks At Height 282405
mircea_popescu: but i recall 20 0's hash as record tho i couldn't name the block
herbijudlestoids: basically what i saw was that ukraine picked gazprom over eu gas and the next day riots erupted
ozbot: My Story Past Gambling Addiction
mircea_popescu: "About two weeks later I started my sophomore year at college." is the controlling part.
BingoBoingo: Well, this is the sort of stuff the magical thinking that leads people to dice and slots does.
mircea_popescu: sophomores don't belong dorking about acting as if they were men and thinking about their bankroll.
ozbot: Dinesh D'Souza Charged With Election Fraud
mircea_popescu: if you live in the us, don't make stuff that mocks obama
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4223 @ 0.00100686 = 4.252 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.49 = 2.45 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: don't say he's a grown-up trayvon. anything but pointing out teh obvious.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.49 = 2.45 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: many people actually believed the "intelligent, educated guy that happens to be black"
BingoBoingo: Well, in the US we get just the worst candidates
herbijudlestoids: the best, best of absolute all was when he told us that they would be the most transparent administration in history
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.487 = 2.435 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.4861 = 2.4305 BTC [-]
herbijudlestoids: i want the revolving door for big finance, big pharma and big industry in general to end
herbijudlestoids: there is no way you should be able to be the head of some important decision making function at the USDA and then in a week go work for monsanto
herbijudlestoids: or be the general who blows up civilians and then go onto consult for fox news and raytheon
mircea_popescu: right. but this mostly because you don't want either usda or monsanto
mircea_popescu: so in short, the door is not the problem. the existence of the buildings the door is attached to is the problem
herbijudlestoids: by the same token raytheon lobbyists should not be allowed to become the chief of staff at the pentagon
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.486 BTC [-]
herbijudlestoids: im not ideologically opposed to the idea of national self defence, or industrial agriculture per se
chetty: yeah well close the door is the first step. then you can blow up the buildings one at a time
mircea_popescu: because you only have so many intelligent people involved, and so both regulator and actor hire from the same pool
herbijudlestoids: so you reckon we cant have one without the other? its simply impssobie for humans?
herbijudlestoids: thats quite cynical but i guess you are probly right im being idealistic
mircea_popescu: you have 500 ceo jobs to be filled and 50 regulator head jobs to be filled
mircea_popescu: if you're lucky you have 5 people who could do it, and they could do either.
herbijudlestoids: well then i will settle for more information, everything needs to be more transparent so we can at least argue over it
mircea_popescu: yeah, except bitcoin has perfect information and the end result is what, the forum ?
BingoBoingo: Not going to happen populaces resist education
mircea_popescu: "75% of 200 anon voters are in agreement bitbet should give random people random moneyz" and "anon dork knows X scam is legit, anon dork Y knows mpex exists to scam noobs". that's your information and argument >D
mircea_popescu: therefore, any distribution will be stupid-heavy and lazy-heavy
herbijudlestoids: especially if youve got something to lose, like a girlfriend or family
mircea_popescu: the only way to get an "educated populace" is to constuct a hierarchy, where 90% are enforced into slavery, and then the 10% at the top have a good incentive to be educated
chetty: too bad its not reversible = thinking and not being lazy always wins
mircea_popescu: (partly because the daughters are sluts and keep fucking the underclass, partly because the sons are lazy and well... same deal)
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1350 @ 0.00100693 = 1.3594 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.47 = 6.11 BTC [-] {4}
herbijudlestoids: forget all the fucked up shit we did to get where we are, forget all the fucked up shit we are right now and forget how fucked up its all gonna get
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7200 @ 0.00100706 = 7.2508 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8700 @ 0.00100707 = 8.7615 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.47 = 10.34 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8177 @ 0.00100708 = 8.2349 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: That might be incredibly useful in the future.
ozbot: Plop - What is Plop?
BingoBoingo: Well, other than trying progressively older versions of OpenBSD I dunno if there is a solution to Unix bloat.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.00469998 = 0.1175 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I think this hits back to a problem you and Joel on Software raise. Thinking in C, the solution to bugs seems to almost necessarily involve creating more code as opposed to trimming problematic code.
BingoBoingo: I mean Intel's top processors for quite some time have been at their core rather trim RISC architectures, but Bloaty McLegacy Bloaterson keeps getting tacked on.
KRS1: Dont forget Creepy McFeature Creeperson
KRS1: I've seen plenty go to crapware because of that.
KRS1: As long as I consider it, then it is, I'm the user =D
BingoBoingo: I mean most feature complete TeX distros run roughly as large once installed as Acrobat Pro.
BingoBoingo: Turns out if you want hundreds to thousands of fonts for however many alphabets exist, It doesn't really matter how trim the front end is.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00100491 = 10.652 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: The more people who hear about the bitcoin, the stupider the bottom is going to be.
kakobrekla: i kinda thought we started at the bottom
KRS1: Idk its pretty damn stupid out there, sometimes I feel like I get some of it on me.
KRS1: Then I come in here and I feel at least a little better.
KRS1: Hmmm! Whatcha got there.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: No, the bottom always gets lower. Bitcoin started with stupid, but smart enough to have read that bitcoin exists. Nao we get people who learn of bitcoin while eating tv dinners on the couch.
KRS1: At least the bait is free.
johndoe_: anyone know where u can get like .000001btc i want to test it out
johndoe_: i will give back if anyone sends
kakobrekla: you seem like some unknown dead person to me
BingoBoingo: Why quit so soon johndoe_ I may have had work...
kakobrekla: did he leave before my reply and i look stupid?
kakobrekla: well i guess i look stupid either way, so nevermind that one.
BingoBoingo: I was going to ask if he had a sharpie and a camera
kakobrekla: the bad side of having joins and parts disabled
BingoBoingo: Well, he only wanted .000001btc seems like a bargain
BingoBoingo: I dunno if a buttcoin is worth more than 0.01 BTC anymore nao
kakobrekla: considering the rise of beggars... someone should start collecting buttcoin on some dedicated blog
BingoBoingo: I mean unless if the ass is that nice and they offer proof of girlparts in advance maybe up t0 0.1 BTC might be possible.
BingoBoingo: I've just been collecting them in case people go scam.
kakobrekla: and each buttcoin pic would ofc show where and howmuch twas paid.
BingoBoingo: Most usernames I've bought buttcoins from have died soon after, which of course decreases the value of buttcoins
BingoBoingo: I definitely paid too much for this batch: i.imgur.com/yQ52mP7.jpg i.imgur.com/SYqlDeP.jpg i.imgur.com/o08heoV.jpg
BingoBoingo: The one who knew where sharpie went was do not want
kakobrekla: yea, and we can like make tradedable cards from these buttcoins and make like a dedicate online exchange, and when we like feel like its not going well, start trading btc:usd and keep the name
BingoBoingo: We can call buttcoin cars magic. And name the exchange Magic The Gathering Online Exchange
BingoBoingo: Seems to have worked before for at least a while. Just have to remember to to use Ruby on Rails.
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: Go forth and collect buttcoins from beggars and potential scamzors.
kakobrekla: i recently got a new hobby, mostly asciilifeform fault
BingoBoingo: If someone sells the same butt twice, flag them as dupes
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: Enforce in the WoT a law of the Buttcoins, No one can redeem the same pooper twice with a sharpie
Duffer1: i would really rather not have to see that
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.002977 = 0.1489 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.002976 = 0.2887 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: well, you mentioned how we spend all this time in our cockpits and we should make it easy on ourselves with good peripherals etc
kakobrekla: now ten grand later or so, my office room is still half trashed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00100399 = 16.0638 BTC [-] {3}
kakobrekla: well it is a complete makeover and lots of experimentation
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: You don't know how much I shopped for such a thing after reading that post. There's the plastic crap one where "experienced typists" get 25wpm and brag about it.
kakobrekla: got 5 27 inch screens only to ditch them and get another set of five
kakobrekla: then i got like 30 brands of fans only to find 2 usable
kakobrekla: (not making fuckin mechanic noise on low rpm)
kakobrekla: the keyboards , im still looking into really
kakobrekla: i got a few different ones to try, nothing mechanical yet
kakobrekla: but yeah, smart words asciilifeform and fuck you.
Duffer1: " and people live for pills, soda pop, and welfare".. and drank
BingoBoingo: Can't believed the author of that article uses "morning beer" in a derogatory sense.
Duffer1: kentucky: because how else are people like rand paul going to get electede
BingoBoingo: Seriously though, the first beer of the morning is one of the greatest joys in the world.
Mats_cd03: kentucky is a sucker for good looks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 322 @ 0.00295871 = 0.9527 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8517 @ 0.00100216 = 8.5354 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2083 @ 0.00100211 = 2.0874 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: President Johnson left out of his calculations the factor that is almost always overlooked by populists: the people.
BingoBoingo: Seems right, but is The Week cribbing Trilema nao?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00295 = 0.295 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1115 @ 0.00291018 = 3.2449 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.0029 = 0.1392 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 47 @ 0.0029 = 0.1363 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8367 @ 0.00100211 = 8.3847 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00100075 = 8.006 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21850 @ 0.00099951 = 21.8393 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6649 @ 0.00099913 = 6.6432 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4851 @ 0.00099781 = 4.8404 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 599 @ 0.00099781 = 0.5977 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3943 @ 0.00099496 = 3.9231 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.05499882 = 0.11 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04990001 = 0.2495 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2776 @ 0.00009199 = 0.2554 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: You know there was a buttcoin conversation earlier. I wonder what the value of a bit tooth is...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.49 = 9.8 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: As someone who due to a mismatch between the size of my jaw and 8 extra molars who wanted to live there doubt I'd extract any teeth of my own for BTC. I wonder how other people might price this though.
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: I'm thinking about getting some patched in gold
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: I've paid people BTC to stick sharpies in their poopers (after Mircea started that trend)
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Mostly I find that boring and cheap now that post people realize poopers are openings that easily accomodate sharpies
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: I know. Very bitcoin problem. Lacking a business idea te only way to spend BTC is entertainment by people who desperately want Btc
Mats_cd03: if you do, you should read a book and then play on swc
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: In some circumstances. I prefer sports and event betting as a revenue stream, but taking throwaway money to poker can be fun.
Mats_cd03: the players are good and if you play very tight you can prob make $50/hr with one screen up
BingoBoingo: They never let me fucking reset my password or lock out my name from further use
BingoBoingo: The fact that in 3-48 months someone cracking the passwords leaked will have my password is bad.
BingoBoingo: Because people mistakenly think SwC chat is a decent place to trade shit.
BingoBoingo: Any by cracking the password whose hash adversaries Seals won't chance is basically making me wait until the sweet wine of my ass turns into fucking salad dressing.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.49 = 4.9 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: I dunno about you Mats_cd03 but I hate shit sandwiches
Mats_cd03: if you cant think of a bitcoin business then buy a tesla
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: I'd rather buy a Pontiac Aztek. Those are fun.
Mats_cd03: i sat in one, its pretty nice...its like a prius with the instant heat but comfortable too
BingoBoingo: What cars are especially fun are the most recent Ford Crown Victorias.
BingoBoingo: I just don't much care for cars who can't as they end their life compete with some success in a demolition derby
BingoBoingo: I'd get an old combine harvester and enter that demolition derby, but THAT competition turns into srs bsns fast.
BingoBoingo: I just want a car that can die with dignity
Mats_cd03: i have an idea for a bitcoin business
BingoBoingo: Also, I don't want to be the last to drive it. I know plenty of people who actually enjoy letting themselve be the Undertaker for car's last moments
Mats_cd03: have you seen that electronic credit card
BingoBoingo: Fuck that. My thinkpad isn't to heavy to carry a walking around wallet. Do you think I'm some sort of fairy or something.
Mats_cd03: make a clone of that and have the company sell the cards along with prepaid credit cards refillable with bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 31 @ 0.48000032 = 14.88 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: How do you keep the privates safe.
Mats_cd03: i feel like i'm talking to a really smart robot
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Look into S.NSA which is a joint venture of mircea and stan. Look at all of the inconveniences security imposes. Can you imagine how small the sctual audience for such things is
Mats_cd03: its exactly as secure as regular credit cards are
BingoBoingo: The initial price for 1 Cardano they quoted was 0.3 BTC roughly at $100/BTC. I dunno, but I imagine at $10,000/BTC they could comfortably keep the price at 0.3BTC
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Secure as regular credit cards is nothing to be proud of
Mats_cd03: nobodys taking on any new kind of risk
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Actually they are taking on older kinds of risk with BTC
Mats_cd03: its insurable but it interfaces bitcoin with the rest of the world
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Who other than Floyds is insuring BTC today?
Mats_cd03: i believe theres a good number of people who would like to spend money online but can't because they dont have a credit or debit card
BingoBoingo: Right and they can keep some token amount of BTC in Multibit or get a fucking prepaid credit card
BingoBoingo: (By Multibit I mean the only serious version 0.5.11)
Mats_cd03: theres a revolution in payments just lurking
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: And the revolution in store of value will probably eclipse it
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: I just blew an 0.32 into my personal entertainment device.
Mats_cd03: i plan to spend my bitcoin on nice things when i'm an older man
BingoBoingo: If I am this drunk and eloquent. If I make you think twice at all. What hope do you have of facing competent sober and dedicated competition.
Mats_cd03: like a trip to the edge of space, a tesla utility truck perhaps
KRS1: BingoBoingo you should go gamble some btc
KRS1: i do my best work when im drunk
Mats_cd03: actually id love to own a car period
BingoBoingo: KRS1: I just I priced all of the risk for today I am going to buy. Drunkeness and Disciple don't have to be exclusive.
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Lithium batteries are too expensive for jsut casual use
Mats_cd03: tesla's battery management seems to hold up to 12,000mi/yr for wear just fine
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: I mean with perfect cars Lithium batteries, even the fancy polymer sort degrade substantially in the first two years of use.
Mats_cd03: its pretty serious but still worth it
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Maybe some people routinely drive far.
Mats_cd03: a study ive seen shows that the battery remains about 85% capacity after 100k mi
BingoBoingo: Miles might be a great measure for time and distance, but in the case of batteries years is probably the best measure.
BingoBoingo: I say this only being partially informed on the battery issue and finding Renata silver oxide batteries to be near a miracle.
Mats_cd03: i think its 70% capacity at 50k mi in five years
Mats_cd03: electric cars are a great revolution for urban areas
BingoBoingo: I think 100 mg of lithium in some syzzyrip is more fun though
KRS1: i'd rather have the morphine or opiates thank you
BingoBoingo: Anyways I tend not to get cars newer than 10 years old because I like a sound motor with some history
KRS1: like..i gotta make it out to thailand maybe see chaang noi
KRS1: lithium is that shit they give to mental patients isnt it
BingoBoingo: Anyways KRS1 100mg is way under what any mental patient would get. People just can't be that anorexic
KRS1: i am in a good position to make some damn good sizzup actually lol just realized it
BingoBoingo: Going off of a calulator right here 2300 mg would take me to the minimum therapeutic dose for my weigt and alcohol tolerance
BingoBoingo: Actually I'd prolly get Mr Drive through Lincoln involved first
KRS1: thats the thing i'd have to figure out how to do those measurements to make something decent
BingoBoingo: KRS1: If you have to ask you are not qualified to find people to make such measurements
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KRS1: I have the internetz i can do anything
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Who do you think you are? Lil Debbie?
KRS1: all i'd have to do is substitute the promethezine for morphine i have
KRS1: that would make for a great relaxing weekend
KRS1: why? I tried it..makes me just want to sleep
KRS1: so it sux so i need something with it
KRS1: it does say on it 'for opioid tolerant'
BingoBoingo: Well, taking morphine orally you lose roughly 90% of the active drug product and get a lot of that 90% converted to undesirable drug product.
BingoBoingo: You would get gypped even more if you tried Dilaudid or heroin orally
KRS1: oh jeez..is it because of the metabolism or reuptake
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 8 @ 0.05499882 = 0.44 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: I also dunno how much I want to talk meathacking here, but maybe if you phrase questions right I can offer some info.
KRS1: not that interested now some other time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7450 @ 0.00099931 = 7.4449 BTC [+] {2}
KRS1: maybe eeven if i was in my younger years..im getting boring kind of
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Well, while I was a TA in library school I sat in on prolly 3/4 of the pharmacy school curriculum
BingoBoingo: I feel very safe saying KRS1 if you need to get unconstipated find some mag citrate
BingoBoingo: People say cocaine is a hell of a drug, but Mag Citrate accomplishes its job much more thoroughly/
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: So this idea you have. How do users audit their device?
KRS1: did coge but not mag citrate never heard of it
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: What architecture do you use for for CPU that, I dunno signs transactions
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Mag Citrate was all the diet I needed to lose 20 lbs for my brother's wedding
KRS1: coke does that to me too oddly
KRS1: this girl i party with says the same thing, actually its a joke now she has to run to the bathroom within a few minutes then she's good lol
BingoBoingo: KRS1: The one time I tried Mag citrate as a substitute for healthy living... It wasn't minutes in the bathroom
KRS1: i want to say it is the cut that does it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.48109997 = 8.6598 BTC [+] {3}
KRS1: ill keep that in mind..sometimes ya need a little help
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Shit doesn't come for comsumers as powder. Comes in a fucking bottle. The adult dose is the whole bottle.
KRS1: im talking about coke
BingoBoingo: Been at least fuck I feel old since I would have felt inclined to try such shortcuts to stay awake and finish papers.
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: Seriously though, how are you engineering your BTC card device?\
KRS1: ya it works for that
BingoBoingo: KRS1: If you want to keep which parts on my mentioning you are referring to so ambiguous...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.481 = 8.658 BTC [-]
KRS1: big prizes, no whammies
KRS1: what is this, the 70s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1507 @ 0.00299999 = 4.521 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Fuck the internet for being so distracting. Looking up all of the elements of dental extraction I'm fucking starting to price how much it would take to part with one of my own molars.
KRS1: i dont want anything to do with that
BingoBoingo: With a 3-4 week lead time to get prophylactic antibitotics and sutures I'd probably price the first self extracted molar at 300 BTC and a pull a second at 100 BTC with 75 BTC for a third and 65 BTC for a fourth if I can stay awake that long given what sedation would be necessary.
BingoBoingo: Of cource for this I would be offering video evidence
BingoBoingo: i also really want to see how far under this the baggars price molars for BTC.
BingoBoingo: I mean I only have four functional molars with the rest having been impacted.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 500 @ 0.00072 = 0.36 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: And removed uears ago in an experience that still gives me nightmares.
KRS1: wtf does btc have to do with it
KRS1: beggar pulling his own teeth for btc?
BingoBoingo: KRS1: Forget the BTC label and look at amount of BTC plus... The inherent disencetives to performing a procedure like that on oneself.
KRS1: I'd have to have some really good drugs, and i would probably still not do it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 2000 @ 0.000138 = 0.276 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: KRS1: That is why I offered the upper bounds for such a thing. For less than what I offered someone seeking entertainment that way might find a value. I merely seek to set the value of such a self destruction a a certain minimum
BingoBoingo: My point in this KRS1 Is establishing at what point at which BTC payment would be enough that I would procure the materials to do such an act to myself.
BingoBoingo: A serious WoT rating would be required though considering... The consequences of nonpayment could be very expensive.
BingoBoingo: KRS1: I dunno if you have internalized how important this WoT thing is yet, but it is pretty hige.
BingoBoingo: More than Bitcoin and imporatant and enforced WoT changes society.
BingoBoingo: It chnges society so much I would pull one of my molars for a 300BTC reward.
BingoBoingo: And you don't even know if I need the BTC or merely would like the BTC
BingoBoingo: And since this is Bitcoin fuckers like Jimmothy might do thigs like offer 0.01 BTC per molar.
BingoBoingo: What BTC allows though is the freedom to negotiate terms.
BingoBoingo: If the higest bidder for my molars is Jimmothy at 0.01 BTC per tooth and his kidneys are worth a full BTC... Fill in the fucking blanks
KRS1: i haven't thought about wot..i suppose it could be..dont know much about it, but i suppose the bots keep a centralized record?
KRS1: I have already started working on my rating. I never traded otc so I never had a use for it and I also lost my last gpg key and started a new one.
pankkake: you would be competing with people who have to remove their teeth anyways
KRS1: Well, I've been drinking..partying a little dont want to get too specific.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Who says mine don't need removed either. I'm not offering to merely sell a removal. I am offering to sell a spectacle.
KRS1: thats got to be an all time low price
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Yellow people don't get to count as people when calculating the price of white person parts.
KRS1: hell i'd buy it for him turn around and flip his kidney for a profit if i had the chance
pankkake: despite them being generally healthier? :)
BingoBoingo: Yeah, How do I know their parts can survive the stress of being me?
pankkake: KRS1: he actually got more but buying the ipad was the motivation; but that sells less news. still, idiotic
KRS1: would have been a great flip
BingoBoingo: I dunno, thinking about people I could hire as support to prevent a dead's man switch.... I could probably pull all 4 of my molars.
KRS1: more of a man than i
KRS1: i'm out ya'll ..gotta get some rest.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I also don't know if people realize by invoking adequate WoT how closely that would circle the wagons
BingoBoingo: Also pricing Buttcoins got incredibly boring. Let's price tooth coins. Next year we can price VITAL organ coins.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.48600687 = 1.458 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4806 @ 0.00100075 = 4.8096 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Still, if for the premium over rando brown kid mircea or jurov would be willing to buy a video of me pulling teeth out of myself... For 300 BTC... Do I seem so Drunk I would be too stupid to take the offer?
BingoBoingo: I merely set the line that a tooth coin can't be worth more than 300 BTC
pankkake: the issue is that "people in the wot" and "interested to watch stupid shit" might not intersect
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I wasn't the first buyer of buttcoins.
BingoBoingo: Also by offering my own teeth for sale I am not offering a minimum but a maximum
BingoBoingo: Also with the oppressive price I offer I additionally demand that no less than three week lead time to get supportive medications.
BingoBoingo: I seriously (maybe) hope no one wants any of my four molars.
BingoBoingo: I merely want a price cap to exist in this market
jurov: i offer one for 500BTC
BingoBoingo: jurov: You mean cap raised. I am nao the lowest bidder
BingoBoingo: And jurov is that 500 for the first tooth or 500 for all of the molars?
jurov: but you know, how it works on otc. who is online makes the deal
BingoBoingo: And Voluntarism makes all of the terms negotiable.
jurov: i just hope some impatient teeth collector will be online with me while you're away
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.0045514 = 0.396 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: jurov: I have half a kilogram of active ingredient of Indian market generic Viagra that would make you think several times about that, because that is like months of uninterupted rape.
jurov: how does it relate to teeth market liquidity?
BingoBoingo: Not necessarily for you jurov but for collector who can't care to read logs
jurov: the tooth i'm selling is 30% metal, rare piece
jurov: my dentist wanted to prove something to herself or wth
jurov: after half hour of arduous work, she shown me the model how the plumb look
BingoBoingo: Maybe I am just a gambler who prices the risk of making this offer an acceptable price for getting 8 teeth plugged with metal?
jurov: 8 teeth would be B3000
BingoBoingo: I mean at the start I begin from the position of being down 8 teeth
jurov: is amalgam precious? i think not
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Honestly from my research I might prefer mercury
pankkake: oh, certainly not. and that's now a big part of my teeth
BingoBoingo: amalgam incluges elements tha tused to be precious until mercury
pankkake: the issue with older filling techniques is metals interacting with each other
BingoBoingo: Then there's the part where trying to be a survivable negatiator I haven't disclosed the lower bounds of my offer yet.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: According to the brothers newer fillings have issues as well
pankkake: from my experience, it's harder to make them stay in place
BingoBoingo: To take this offer I'd have to figure out how to make video chat work anyway.
jurov: lower bound? go to any homeless, ask him how much for 1 tooth
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.48 = 4.8 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: jurov: Sure. Homoless does it for that. I wouldn't want less than a Dodge Challenger though. I'm trying to build a market. Like Buttcoins had.
jurov: market would be hard if the tooth aren't fungible
BingoBoingo: Teeth are most fungible though. More importantly teeth are hard to forge.
jurov: in any case, my metal one deserves higher price because rarity
BingoBoingo: And metal doesn't increase the value of teeth anymore than plugs of semen increase the value of leaded crystal glassware.
punkman: didn't they manage to grow some teeth in a lab?
jurov: plugs of semen aren't work of the Art
BingoBoingo: punkman: Do you want 1/4 ounce of molar and half a pound of supporting tumor living in your shoulder
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00100075 = 8.1061 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: I almost feel like I am going to be so pissed when I sober up on Monday and someone accepted the tooth deal I just offered.
pankkake: so cointerra is shipping… but with worse specs than promised
BingoBoingo: pankkake: As far is I know Buttfury is the only exception to that trend
BingoBoingo: The scariest thing about that tooth proposition I made however is that I know I am not capable of drinking enough to totally numb the pain.
BingoBoingo: Like... I can get super drunk, but I can't even get drunk enough to dull enui at all.
pankkake: pain is overrated. well, unless it's so painful you faint, which can be problematic for what you want to achieve
jurov: let's life be colorful, sharp and (sometimes) painful
BingoBoingo: jurov: I made some mistakes... like grad school
BingoBoingo: pankkake: That is why I imagine having the right to designate a second who may be rule s be unable to finish the job, but who can suture and stop bleeding
jurov: what if someone offers 200btc extra for you to do without any anesthetics?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7096 @ 0.00100124 = 7.1048 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: jurov: At least these would be simpler twist and pull extractions. I did the whole unsedated surgical thing and to this day can't say if surgeon is live or dead, but he filed me full of dread.
jurov: what did you do to him?
jurov: consider yourself lucky
jurov: all my biggest pains ever were self-inflicted
BingoBoingo: Oh my close encounters with mortality were mostly* self inflicted. My biggest pains totally came from dentists waiting Six more months to see how fucked up this mest batch of molars would grow in
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.50897984 = 1.5269 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Maybe there is this Freudian thing that can tie it into my love of the motorola 68K architecture and distaste of plumbing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.00487411 = 0.2486 BTC [+] {4}
jurov: you maight ask vexual about such
BingoBoingo: And thus I remain. SO far the lowest bidder on tooth-coins and still enforcing a lead time that would let me get antibiotics out of india.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 26 @ 0.005 = 0.13 BTC
BingoBoingo: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:5333b735863d25573d7f3e710ab258bb3bd8c16b3e2ec10a92a491fe
gribble: You are now authenticated for user BingoBoingo with key 309BB8D7F3251143
gribble: Nick 'bingoboingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
BingoBoingo: I may regret this later, but seeing as how buttcoins are so flawed and obsolete I offer to honor the prices I posed for tooth coins if you scroll up.
pankkake: gpg should come with a breathalyzer
BingoBoingo: If GPG had a breathalizer where would Pirateat40 be?
BingoBoingo: As someone who inds disorderlyness a moral imperative I am glad a vital tool like GPG lacks hooks and crooks
BingoBoingo: Hard to say who would propose a bad deal and try to drink their way out of it.
BingoBoingo: I may not be the most culpable fucker around.
BingoBoingo: I will be damned though if I break a fucking contract in the BTC space.
BingoBoingo: I have the reserves to honor the whole of the potsweetener on the chess tournament pankkake
BingoBoingo: I also I hope... have the balls to pull one to 4 of my teeth for lulz given time to order some augmentin first
BingoBoingo: Everything is negotiable though in this world pankkake
BingoBoingo: Maybe sober me would be willing to offer more of a bargain
BingoBoingo: I dunno, but I don't want to live in a world where software prevents that
BingoBoingo: Anyway. If GPG forced a breathalizer I'd move to NetPG.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1517 @ 0.00281294 = 4.2672 BTC [-] {7}
pankkake: my gpg key expires in 2014. it seemed "far" at the time (I know I can edit it, thankfully)
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 34 @ 0.47135883 = 16.0262 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3448 @ 0.0010027 = 3.4573 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.46020001 = 0.9204 BTC [-]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00099979 = 6.3987 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4400 @ 0.0000926 = 0.4074 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4700 @ 0.00008803 = 0.4137 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02893999 = 0.2315 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 604 @ 0.00099979 = 0.6039 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: so on the good news side of things, i just picked up some indescript bark shavings and crafted a coupla bark flasks in eulora
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00283001 = 0.184 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 251 @ 0.00283 = 0.7103 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: thad'b be patience huh?
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Vexual: i think moxies girls made a real version of that already for iphone
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1465 @ 0.00282 = 4.1313 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.45563332 = 6.8345 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 72 @ 0.00281099 = 0.2024 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00281003 = 0.1995 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: detects amourous creeps and notifies 4 girlfriends by geolocation, 5 minutes later, said creep is pummelled unconcious by jimmy choo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 465 @ 0.00281002 = 1.3067 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 570 @ 0.00093998 = 0.5358 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00281003 = 0.1827 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00281003 = 0.1827 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 420 @ 0.00281002 = 1.1802 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00281001 = 0.1995 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00099029 = 4.7534 BTC [-]
Vexual: i think it was called circle of friends, but i can't find it
Vexual: perhaps they decided they liked amourous creeps
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00441368 = 0.4414 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 130 @ 0.00281001 = 0.3653 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00281 = 2.81 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.04990001 = 0.3992 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10855 @ 0.00099647 = 10.8167 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: "Feminist software is a cornerstone of any modern free society. We build this foundation." derp lol.
mircea_popescu: why not stamp collecting ? what's feminism got that stamp collecting ain't got to make it the cornerstone of random modern X ?
mircea_popescu: or perhaps a subgroup of tards posing as feminists make it really easy.
ozbot: Broken Foot - Ninja Girl (Women's MMA; Female MMA) - YouTube
mircea_popescu: mno, just, there are specifiable behaviours which are both successful and also both statistically associated with females and conceptually derivable from the feminine. no good reason they shouldn't be specifically represented.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 553 @ 0.0008761 = 0.4845 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2430 @ 0.00085826 = 2.0856 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3900 @ 0.00085313 = 3.3272 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 665 @ 0.00085112 = 0.566 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.0008532 = 0.8532 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02894999 = 0.1447 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.42316153 = 5.5011 BTC [-] {5}
Vexual: real women hunt pigs with a horse and a knife
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.40509166 = 4.8611 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: how do you wound a pig with a knife from horseback ? do real women have 9 foot long arms ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.40095742 = 8.4201 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02894999 = 0.1447 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.00087588 = 0.219 BTC [+]
Vexual: well they'd have some sort of wolf hound too i imagine
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.4 = 2.4 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: and if the kids fall into the fire, theyre idiots
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 102 @ 0.00469998 = 0.4794 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: but if i go hunting all week for a mammoth dinner, ill be really cross if theres no bacon for breakfast
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.40000001 = 2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [-]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.00430698 = 0.3446 BTC [-] {6}
pankkake: "The emergence of solar and wind farms to generate inexpensive crypto-currencies and the de-commissioning of carbon emitting mining devices."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.40129499 = 8.0259 BTC [+] {4}
pankkake: I didn't read it all the first time
pankkake: well, except it has nothing to do with what the company is supposed to do
pankkake: but I suppose every bitcoin business has to make its own asic
pankkake: it's like social media, you just have to!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: so retarded this, speaking of "exactly the wrong thing"
mircea_popescu: every "business" has to make its own a) altchain b) asic c) exchange.
mircea_popescu: this is incidentally quite clear proof that they are not businesses in any sense of the term, but mere extensions in the verbal space of the will to live of some twerps.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 19 @ 0.39763157 = 7.555 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: they do not with anything else than to matter, to impose themselves in the world. there's no business there, just the desire that drives some poor third worlder to spam or beg or try and steal. the will to live.
mircea_popescu: this is why they do not in fact perceive they need a business plan. this is why the very sensible "ask mp's permission first" comes through as quite intolerable "before you may fuck youy must buy a bride from the elders of the tribe", a limit on the life of the young male.
pankkake: Vexual: nice bitches (ok that was easy)
ozbot: 2193847870.17428 | Next Diff in 1687 blocks | Estimated Change: 10.4614% in 10d 11h 31m 39s
pankkake: are the mpex diff futures dead?
assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00166612 / 0.0016776 / 0.00175 (2339 shares, 3.92 BTC), 30D: 0.0016245 / 0.00185012 / 0.00333333 (16089 shares, 29.77 BTC)
pankkake: "French President Hollande will announce DIVORCE by March 28, 2014 " uh, he isn't married as far as I know
Vexual: or bitfury with a catch 22 buffet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 79 @ 0.0042064 = 0.3323 BTC [-] {5}
Vexual: is there a bet on difficulty in 11 months?
Vexual: 9b in may is a big call
gribble: Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 24.0106183483 %.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.4 = 8 BTC [+]
ozbot: “Business”, whatever that may mean. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.4 = 3.6 BTC [+]
pankkake: cool, it isn't 90% irc logs, and it has pics. satoshis well spent
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.4 = 1.6 BTC [+]
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 100 @ 0.00559405 = 0.5594 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: really helps with the moisture retention
nubbins`: or in my case, a box of stovetop stuffing mix
nubbins`: another few batches and i think i'll be ready to start trying salami
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.38101 = 1.9051 BTC [-]
nubbins`: someone floated the idea the other day of mid-to-late april bumps being caused by people dumping their tax refunds into btc
KRS1: people gotta eat and babby momma want that new coach purse
KRS1: HAH i know a girl that looks just like that we party sometimes
KRS1: except this girl has a face kind of like beavis
nubbins`: you mean she just walks around with her tit hanging out?
KRS1: ya this girl i know is a real drunk too
KRS1: so she not always fun
KRS1: i just re-upped at the local liquor store..got me some more fireball for tonight
ozbot: TIL Most US Bank branches will only allow you to withdrawal less than $5,000 (cash) in a given week
nubbins`: i was thinking about this, there's a stipulation at both of the banks i deal with here in canada that you must give your branch at least 24 hours notice before large withdrawals
nubbins`: but i mean really. guy thinks each building holds enough cash on-hand to just dole out $20k to each customer all day?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 30 @ 0.0045 = 0.135 BTC [-]
pankkake: KRS1> except this girl has a face kind of like beavis <= lol, can't unsee
pankkake: "You can go to multiple branches in a day/week but still you can't just cash withdrawal $10,000 in a single branch" so, what's the issue really?
KRS1: ref- banks and that reddit thread, US banks I think have been like that for a long time
KRS1: I cashed out $30K once and just had to give them a day's notice for them to get the cash on hand..i didnt answer any questions..had no problems.
pankkake: I don't think this is new or different from anywhere
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 20 @ 0.07525049 = 1.505 BTC [-] {5}
KRS1: imo kids are now getting involved in finance because of this magic internet money and there is much ignorance
pankkake: though at least in France big transactions - cash or whatever - automatically get reported
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mircea_popescu: nubbins`> i was thinking about this, there's a stipulation at both of the banks i deal with here in canada that you must give your branch at least 24 hours notice before large withdrawals <<< this is true in romania too
mircea_popescu: but it's a convenience thing. you give notice so they can get the cash in the right building
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mircea_popescu: they're actually at risk of losing their license if they fail to pay.
pankkake: you mean, travelling without enough cash?
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mircea_popescu: part of the entire "we'll make a joke of our legal system and then wonder why we get bombed" thing
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pankkake: but he announced it here, anyway
KRS1: word is the north american bitcoin conference in miami is fun so far
TATdoesReno: account was made in a 'someone is wrong on the internet' moment
KRS1: awesome weekend for that, best weather i've seen in a while
TATdoesReno: it is indeed great weather for a circle jerk
TATdoesReno: did anything actually happen yet in miami?
TATdoesReno: i see bitpay is flaunting its success with golfcarts, lambos, and magicinternetmoney tshirts
KRS1: TATdoesReno Idk just spoke to a couple of people who went
mircea_popescu: it never yet worked, but hey. we can't all be experienced ceos etc.
pankkake: at least aeron chairs are ergonomic
TATdoesReno: “They’re not in my mind an example of hubris as much as they are an example of companies trying to treat their staff more generously than they could actually afford.”
pankkake: a very good work station (including the chair) is basically a month's salary. I wouldn't consider it as more than can be afforded
pankkake: well, changing positions, even if they steem stupid, is already better than not changing
mircea_popescu: TATdoesReno as graham i think summed it up, the dotcom bubble consisted of the following process : noob company bamboozles some backers for financing, goes and drops all that into yahoo's lap for advertising.
mircea_popescu: revenue in yahoo fuels the impression there's a web revolution happening, which keeps the investors "investing"
mircea_popescu: a year later, with 0 roi on all the "investment", yahoo is left as a behemoth without a business model.
TATdoesReno: hence google's being hellbent on diversification
TATdoesReno: people crying over them buying Nest are so dumb
mircea_popescu: pankkake a workstation only has value if you have people sitting there, working on something.
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TATdoesReno: i sold all my fiat stocks the day before this whole 'emerging markets' problem happened, purely coincidence caused by procrastination
mircea_popescu: course, amusingly enough, if btctalk wasn't run by kids it could have become that yahoo.
TATdoesReno: they are probably left with more coin for having not done that, as they woulda got all wrapped up in pretending to have a real business
TATdoesReno: this way they just keep it simple with forum auctions
CiPi: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66FUc61MvU
pankkake: mircea_popescu: oh, right. anyway, that's not how it should work; hire guys, ask them which chair they want
TATdoesReno: lotsa a chatter that the mtgox bank run is finally engorged for action
mircea_popescu: for curiosity sake, other than renting cars for the day, did bitpay actually publish its figures finally ?
gribble: Error: "ask" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: and is that payments processed or their own net revenue ?
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kakobrekla: where is this bait material comming from, church forum?
KRS1: wantd to call dead cat but damn, cant be another bubble coming already
KRS1: ozbot: give me my .bait
KRS1: not into bondage but...hawt
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mircea_popescu: i think pretty much everyone in the 20+ range active online is on yahoo here.
mircea_popescu: someone still eats pressed duck, even if they have synthetic mayo now, and someone still hunts
TATdoesReno: Scientists, increasingly able to detect minuscule amounts of compounds, have begun to test sewage to gauge communities' use of illegal drugs. When people take drugs, they are either unchanged or the body turns them into metabolites before they're excreted."The amphetamine levels go through the roof during finals," Burgard said.
TATdoesReno: somehow i find this much more interesting than hearing that spies spy
bloctoc: I heard somewhere on the internet that Obama travels with his own bathroom for such reasons as stated above
TATdoesReno: they just test the water to make sure the dosages they put in it are right
ozbot: North Korea 'executes slain general's family' - Asia-Pacific - Al Jazeera English
TATdoesReno: relatives waited too long to exact revenge
mircea_popescu: interesting how riot gear would be "humane". it looks rather dart-vader-esque really
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Apocalyptic: out of curiosity asciilifeform, are you living in Russia ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that view is popular, but imo flawed, fwtw.
mircea_popescu: for one thing, china is extremely homogenous, with precious few exceptions. georgia and the ukraine however are both quite distinct nations from the muscovy 'rus
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mircea_popescu: the caucasus is its own thing, not a nation but a patchwork of nations, which are all factual nations, in the manner of the old "sick man of europe".
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ukrainian nation was born out of stalin' famine. it is distinct from the commonwealth.
mircea_popescu: yes. but some great empires have them through the heart, like austro-hungary
mircea_popescu: cccp was type 1. the adventures of little boi han in tibet aren't the same bread.
mircea_popescu: anyway, not proposing some sort of grand truth here, just pointing out that the differences between the soviets and the chinese are more than the similarities.
mircea_popescu: there's no inborn fear of "chaos" in dostoyevsky's soul.
truffles: dostoyevsky kindred spirit, loved to gambol 3>
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truffles: "human needs can never be satisfied" especially if u need 3
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ozbot: Majoritarian democracy vs republican democracy - Opinion - Al Jazeera English
mircea_popescu: in fact democracy is altogether tainted by its association with socialism, all over the world, and as such it is intellectually and more importantly socially bankrupt everywhere, fromn the us to switzerland
mircea_popescu: there's no space in the medium term for democracy. it's dead.
truffles: mp i think u would govern as a dictator true false?
mircea_popescu: i'm already the dictator of my own harem and that's more than anyone else seems to be doing, so. catch up.
truffles: i did i took jab at it scroll up
mircea_popescu: no i mean, let other people catch up, put in the work, master their own harems
truffles: is there that many women around
truffles: its enough work looking after my pets and my partner
truffles: i see u as only providing the finances and the sex though
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mircea_popescu: i provide the intellectual leadership first and foremost, wherever i go.
truffles: the irc image doesnt let me go further
jurov: truffles perhaps you don't read trilema?
truffles: i cant get past 1st few sentences
truffles: maybe consider a ghost writer?
jurov: writer who doesn't read? there are sooo many of them
mircea_popescu: jurov it'd go with a "reader" that's too lazy to think. we could build trufflesenema
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truffles: yall provide backhanded insults pfff
jurov: lmaooooo.. i looked up enema and it said it's clyster
jurov: that's helluva solution, yea
truffles: id wonder about a straight man getting things up the butt
jurov: you just provide the solution. i see
Apocalyptic: <truffles> i provide solutions // why don't I see any
mircea_popescu: truffles what if it were a straight woman getting things up the butt ? would you still worry ?
mircea_popescu: According to Claude de Rouvroy, duc de Saint-Simon, clysters were so popular at the court of King Louis XIV of France that the duchess of Burgundy had her servant give her a clyster in front of the King (her modesty being preserved by an adequate posture) before going to the comedy. However, he also mentions the astonishment of the King and Mme de Maintenon that she should take it before them.
jurov: truffles: anus is full of nerve endings... it just depends how one has them wired up
truffles: rules on this matter might differ from men n women
jurov: what rules? can you elaborate?
truffles: anyways i just said it is questionable
mircea_popescu: anyway, fun fact : emergency enema is one of the best way to provide emergency fluid support for people in dire straights (massive hemorrhage etc). it's much safer than intravenous support, doesn't require sterile gear etc.
jurov: so duchess of Burgundy was in need of emergency hydration, it's clear now
truffles: so its normal for yall to just stick things up random places huh
mircea_popescu: tbh, i always pictured you with a silly goatee and a prince albert truffles
jurov: pretty and conservative?
truffles: yea its hard to shake the christian roots
truffles: i always spend 5 more mins than i want to on their site
jurov: you can write something like "romanian billionaire bought virginity with warmm clothing"
jurov: ohhh that didn't came exactly right :D
jurov: the more the merrier
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truffles: 'I gave my husband a kidney to save his life. Then he dumped me. Now I want it BACK' hmmm
truffles: "Doves released at the Vatican as a gesture of peace immediately fall prey to a vicious seagull and crow" haha
pankkake: in other news, satanists replacing goat imagery by seagull imagery
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assbot: Just-Dice stat: 12760 BTC profit, 36.6k BTC invested, 541.15 mio bets, 4.92 mio BTC wagered
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Apocalyptic: kakobrekla, you're talking about the tx in December ?
kakobrekla: dunno, im just observing its 20k short compared to what it used to be
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Apocalyptic: rofl there is a "usagi" in doge-dice's chat
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mircea_popescu: i don't recall it being 30k over what it should be ever tho.
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ozbot: China Halts Bank Cash Transfers - Forbes
TATdoesReno: I guess they are waiting for God withdrawals too
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btcretouch: TATdoesReno: this news are quite interesting dude, thanks for sharing..
TATdoesReno: I should note the author has been a gloom and doom predictor before
mircea_popescu: TATdoesReno no but they seriously have a problem, it's been bubbling up more and more everywhere past coupla weeks
mircea_popescu: they've been selling all sorts of promises to the people.
mircea_popescu: basically sucking in middle class capital into various "investments"
mircea_popescu: they need to somehow explain that pretty much all that is now gonegonegone
mircea_popescu: without those people simply giving up on economic activity. or, what's worse, turning into a civil war army.
TATdoesReno: just print more money, what's the big deal
mircea_popescu: they (rightly) see that as their only remaining available lever.