assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5650 @ 0.00080427 = 4.5441 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28423 @ 0.0008032 = 22.8294 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: <strike>rib bb about new oglaf</strike>
assbot: Big corn crop, little profit in SE Missouri : News
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29900 @ 0.00080238 = 23.9912 BTC [-] {2}
gribble: bitcoinpete was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 hours, 41 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <bitcoinpete> arighty. logged up and on my way. bon soir!
benkay: who're you, RebeccaBitcoin ?
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: what brings you by? pete piss someone you love off?
RebeccaBitcoin: I was reading Bitcoin Pete's blog and noticed that he frequently chats on irc, and set out to find this elusive place.
benkay: welcome, you've found the hotbed of cryptojihadi dissent
RebeccaBitcoin: haha no, I like his blog. He seems to have pissed off the owner of coinforum who's accusing him of making false accusations against Ethereum.
RebeccaBitcoin: I on the other hand agree with Pete, and have also been called out on that forum for critisizing
decimation: you won't find many strong believers in altcoins here
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kakobrekla: RebeccaBitcoin do yourself a favor , get in the wot.
TheNewDeal: there's some definitely strong Altcoin believers in here, no?
Duffer1: strong altcoin trollers maybe :P
assbot: wot_and_reputation [bitcoin assets wiki]
assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
TheNewDeal: WOL runs on atc at the moment, doesn't it?
decimation: just because you deal in a currency doesn't mean you view it as a savings vehicle
benkay: RebeccaBitcoin: can you use GPG?
RebeccaBitcoin: I was hoping IRC wasn't going to be as nerdy as it was 10 years ago. Apparently I'm wrong.
benkay: ;;google eregister bitcoin-otc web of trust
assbot: GPG authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki
RebeccaBitcoin: in the meantime, feel free to keep authorizing me until I say something too offensive lol
benkay: can't really be done in these parts
RebeccaBitcoin: like omg Ethereum is so cool... and Vitalik is way cooler than Satoshi
benkay: the pimply guy who spreads quantum FUD? real cool.
benkay: fucking freezing more like it
dub: inb4 gotta get bitcoin on friday
gribble: You know the answer better than I.
gribble: One would be wise to think so.
benkay: at least it doesn't have the ?? ??? egg that many 8-ball bots implement
dub eats baller lentil salad
assbot: teaching - Where to buy premium white chalk in the U.S., like they have at RIMS? - MathOverflow
kakobrekla: its a binary outcome, not descriptionary
benkay: ;;8ball will bitcoinpete be back before bitcoin is over 600?
RebeccaBitcoin: ;;8ball will Bitcoin pete be back before my account loses its voice priveleges?
gribble: You know the answer better than I.
gribble: The answer is certainly yes.
cazalla: RebeccaBitcoin, coinguy sounds like an idiot
RebeccaBitcoin: He's probably a nice guy, but ya, don't know why he gets mad when we attack stuff
RebeccaBitcoin: I wanted to praise Bitcoin pete for his his critisisms of Ethereum. And then I wanted to make fun of him for the perma-hard on he has for mircea popescu
cazalla: well if you stick around, perhaps you can make use of that hard on
gribble: Error: This url is not on the whitelist.
benkay: bash.bitcoin-assets.com
kakobrekla: <gribble> Error: This url is not on the whitelist. < how the fuck
RebeccaBitcoin: I wonder if I can trade my non-existent Ether prior to the launch
dub: seems to be question of the week
dub: oops caps, but lol caps
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dub: not dereeted, struck me as a hilarious capitulation to truth
RebeccaBitcoin: ;;eregister RebeccaBitcoin E431 B96E C1B5 BE61 12EE 9A8F 2DE0 3C7C 54AF 3F42
gribble: Error: 'E431' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
mircea_popescu: DreadKnight a complicated topic and that's not a particularly relevant source or frame.
RebeccaBitcoin: hmm don't think that was supposed to appear publicly lol
gribble: Error: Could not retrieve your key from keyserver. Either it isn't there, or it is invalid.
gribble: Error: Could not retrieve your key from keyserver. Either it isn't there, or it is invalid.
DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, erm ok, but I'm trying to learn all the strings besides talking the talk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16448 @ 0.00080406 = 13.2252 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin if you just put it on the server it may take a coupla hours to propagate.
RebeccaBitcoin: The instructions mention nothing about putting anything on a server
RebeccaBitcoin: Anyway to answer your question mircea_popescu, I read Bitcoin Pete's blog. A good portion of it is copy and paste's from here, so I thought I would come on to see what its all about.
RebeccaBitcoin: And to quote myself from earlier: "I wanted to praise Bitcoin pete for his his critisisms of Ethereum. And then I wanted to make fun of him for the perma-hard on he has for mircea popescu "
assbot: GPG authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki
mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin what if you get a perma-nipple-on for me too ?
assbot: pks.ms.mff.cuni.cz OpenPGP Keyservers
mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin are you one of those difficuly jewish young women we read about ?
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal: WOL runs on atc at the moment, doesn't it? << nah btc.
mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin: I was hoping IRC wasn't going to be as nerdy as it was 10 years ago. Apparently I'm wrong. << how the fuck is this place nerdy
mircea_popescu: and also, noted the 15 years ago. you don't get to make yourself under 30 again that easily!
DreadKnight: you've been missing out a lot of good stuff since you fled from IRC, RebeccaBitcoin
mircea_popescu: margaret thatcher got alzheimers, golda meir won the washington state beauty pageant
RebeccaBitcoin: As for how is this place nerdy: you want me to upload GPG keys, talk to some robot named gribble... and use IRC
DreadKnight: isn't cli considered one of the most nerdiest things? besides compiling and editing config files...
mircea_popescu: DreadKnight not having a gf is considered the most nerdiest thing.
dub: newbet: buttcoin <$500 by august
gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.000803 = 19.1917 BTC [-] {2}
RebeccaBitcoin: Micky D's. I started on the fry station, but after about 10 years Ronald promoted me to drive thru.
RebeccaBitcoin: Just because I omitted that I also gave him a blow job doesn't mean I lied ;p
Duffer1: i think i saw that on pornhub once
DreadKnight: you can't be a web designer without portfolio
cazalla: or another transgender on disability
RebeccaBitcoin: You didn't ask if I have a portfolio. You asked if I have a portfolio online.
BingoBoingo: Well, you'd assume the web design portfilo be online...
BingoBoingo: Unless the clients already all replaced the designs
DreadKnight: you don't ask a web designer for *online* portfolio, he assumes that
RebeccaBitcoin: You would assume that, however I value my clients' privacy.
kakobrekla: RebeccaBitcoin clay tablets not much of use.
mircea_popescu: <decimation> do you find the kyriarchy oppressive? << should porolly be #b-a motto
DreadKnight: RebeccaBitcoin, it's not the issue if you value that crap, the issue is you don't get clients if you don't have one, unless in a few cases
mircea_popescu: RebeccaBitcoin one'd think people hiring web designers are into publicity rather than privacy.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18850 @ 0.00080051 = 15.0896 BTC [-]
cazalla: DreadKnight, you would have trolls starve?
RebeccaBitcoin: the true brains behind ethereum is whoever conned people into handing over 7000 bitcoin
cazalla: RebeccaBitcoin, you bought some though
decimation: ascii it seems this scheme is designed to recruit chumps to run the chumpatron
kakobrekla: just wait until she realizes portfolio should be put online
RebeccaBitcoin: I think there is a good chance I'll be able to flip it, like most scamcoins
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform derp who did "bitcoin magazine" copyediting for a short interval right after it was stolen from its previous owners by a bitpay-led alliance
RebeccaBitcoin: and no dickbrains, my portfolio is intentionally not online
mircea_popescu: then as that sunk moved on to bizarre shilling of quantum computing and assorting other scams
DreadKnight: "scamcoin" wonder if there would be people actually buying such a coin xD
kakobrekla: do i get to see the clay tablets if i come for a visit?
mircea_popescu: otherwise, teenager with no education, no value and no prospects entertaining delusions of self importance. the andreoderpulous school of nothing.
DreadKnight: America likes to train slaves and tell them they're free
DreadKnight: either as a college graduate with huge debts or being in jail
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32050 @ 0.00080001 = 25.6403 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: Internet story pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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decimation: yeah, I agree. there are several designs for different bearing detection systems
RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify [freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971]
gribble: Error: "freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971" is not a valid command.
RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify [freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971
gribble: Error: Missing "]". You may want to quote your arguments with double quotes in order to prevent extra brackets from being evaluated as nested commands.
RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify [freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971]
gribble: Error: "freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971" is not a valid command.
RebeccaBitcoin: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:c42ebf3f844a223bcb30c60226a8a78d0376fd0a48477175e41e4971
decimation: if you spend any time listening to police radios (those that aren't encrypted - which is most these days) you realize that the cops use regular mobile phones for the most sensitive stuff
gribble: Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user RebeccaBitcoin with key 2DE03C7C54AF3F42
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user RebeccaBitcoin has been recorded.
RebeccaBitcoin: awesome, so I can chat now without having to as assbot for permission?
Duffer1: msg gribble to auth btw :P
decimation: yeah being able to de-multiplex the trunking system while simultaneously calculating bearings would not be a simple task
Duffer1: paging mircea_popescu to the desk
RebeccaBitcoin: do you ever worry that the US will try to arrest you, with the help of Romania, for your "illegal securities" with magical internet money?
Duffer1: <RebeccaBitcoin> I have a question for mircea
RebeccaBitcoin: really? Because they have arrested people in romania before, with the help of romania
mircea_popescu: my lot is not to worry, my lot is to preemptive strike.
decimation: yeah that's an interesting idea, I think it would take alot of work to filter out stuff not-of-interest
decimation: like the amplitude of the frequency spectrum across a wide band?
decimation: yeah it would be neat to have a distributed, public network of that kind of thing.
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decimation: the twente one has your live spectrogram
decimation: heh you can hear the "buzzer" on 4.625 MHz
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decimation: interestingly, all male names though...
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decimation: if you listen to the amateur radio bands using that uni. of twente receiver you will hear plenty of "non-standard" phoentics being used
Duffer1: when an authed person !up someone it only lasts 30mins, once you're authed you can !up yourself
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25300 @ 0.00080241 = 20.301 BTC [+]
assbot: LiveLeak.com - this is what happens when money loses its value
DreadKnight: guess not many banks and ATM's in that country
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00080221 = 15.1618 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72450 @ 0.0008053 = 58.344 BTC [+] {4}
DreadKnight: probably fun to make it rain since they're not worth much; kinda like it happens in #dogecoin channel
gribble: Error: "uact=3&dur=860&page=12&start=174&ndsp=15" is not a valid command.
dub: I think one will find one has to already have googled for a lot of bent over skank
dub: did andreas have something to do with neobee?
dub: tbh I dont know what neobee was, it was all over before I bothered to look
benkay: felt like it was going on forever
dub: gave all the ipo money to scammers for safekeeping seemed to be the gist
mircea_popescu: all the self=appointed "community" derps putting on their best airs of "professionalism" and "real world bla bla"
assbot: These fucktards have to be immortalised, they’re worse than Dr. Foreskin even pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 702 @ 0.00300782 = 2.1115 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.1749799 = 0.5249 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.17498247 = 1.3999 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: ;;isitdown mediacru.sh
dub: I guess the comics you mention are primarily for aspies and shutins
dub: which is your market
dub: I'd posit wol is even too dull for that set
dub: you need to go after actual autists and serial killers
benkay: I wonder where BingoBoingo fits into this
dub: not sure there exists enough ritalin to hold your average comic consumbers attention throughout a wol round
dub: maybe the barrier is the whole cryptocurrency thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.1749998 = 0.875 BTC [+] {3}
dub: I know a couple of people who read all of the sites you mentioned, highly intelligent absolutely bone idle, really interested in bitcoin until the conversation is over
mircea_popescu: dub> I guess the comics you mention are primarily for aspies and shutins << wol right ?
benkay: DreadKnight: captcha is broken on ancientbeast
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cazalla: sif not use 1 weird tip for advertising
dub: outside of the therapist chair, this demographic never sits still long enough to obtain bitcoin
dub: perhaps besides dedicated criminals like Ukyo or usagi
benkay: need to be advertising on last psychiatrist
benkay: maybe for a different thing, though.
xmj: benkay: what about good looking loser and delicious tacos
benkay: chateau heartiste maybe
benkay: nobody'll run ads on that guy's site.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, you've never seen the 1 weird tip adverts?
cazalla: likewise but it was one of the most popular campaigns used to slang acai berries
assbot: 1 weird tip - Google-Suche
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13750 @ 0.00080447 = 11.0615 BTC [-]
cazalla: works great for weight loss, weight gain
cazalla: i don't think anything would work well, at least that i can think of, for bitcoin ventures
mircea_popescu: right in there with the "find out this <pleb group> secret that makes <elite group> angry" and "it's not a joke you've really won"
mircea_popescu: the govt should be using taxpayer funds to lure idiots with this type of ads and then rape and kill them.
bitcoinpete: ;;later tell RebeccaBitcoin what can i say? it's hard to hide this much tenting. hope to catch you next time :)
cazalla: why not use facebook and narrow down to a demographic that likes bitcoin, neobee, andreas etc
dub: you want to market WoL to people whose hobby is wearing other peoples skin
cazalla: 1 weird tip that doubled my bitcoin
mircea_popescu: The accumulated number of “impressions” — the number of times it has flashed by someone on the Internet over the past 18 months— runs into “the tens of billions,” estimates Steve Wernikoff, a government lawyer who has tracked it. “It’s just a tremendous amount.” << i dunno about "tens of billions". i got millions in mere days.
mircea_popescu: cazalla i have yet to hear of a facebook campaign that made money.
cazalla: i know someone but it involved him creating fake ad agencies in order to do it all on credit and then left facebook hanging
cazalla: it all caught up with him a few months ago though
benkay: must be getting desperate for revenooooz
bitcoinpete: benkay: i'd like to see this diagram someday… y'know your blog would've been a good place for such a thing
benkay: bitcoinpete: which diagram?
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bitcoinpete: benkay but then you had to go and fucking kill it. shit costs you pennies!
benkay: bitcoinpete: it costs me far more then pennies of time.
bitcoinpete: benkay: yup. dat natural, foresty philosophy
benkay: bitcoinpete: it'll be back eventually. in the middle of some hectic shit though.
benkay: only thing worse than a blog nobody reads is taking such down and having people pester you about it.
bitcoinpete: nao make sure to include dante in your kiddie diagram
benkay: having been through the whole m.e. curriculum helps with designing word problems
mircea_popescu: <benkay> only thing worse than a blog nobody reads is taking such down and having people pester you about it. << apparently someone read it.
benkay: mircea_popescu: that'd be the subtext, yeah
benkay: being wrong about things
bitcoinpete: right, these blogs are catering to the 1%, neh?
benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoin
benkay: i think people actually sent me bitcoin to my bitbet referral addr too, bitcoinpete
benkay: man you ppl gotta stop it with bitcointhis and bitcointhat
mircea_popescu: <bitcoinpete> 10 hits is something << ironically, if my wol comic ad campaign hit on one me that then plonked a large bitcoin stash down it'd have been worth it.
cazalla: i don't trust people who use bitcointhis, bitcointhat for names, bitcoinpete withstanding
mircea_popescu: yeah benkay has a point. can you be omething else other than bitcoinpete, bitcoinpete ? you're driving others into sin, like rebecca the jewish irish
dub: if he doesnt use it somone else will
mircea_popescu: much better brand than any derivative of a trademark you don't own/
bitcoinpete: but since when is driving others into sin so… bad?
VanCleef: you know how people post up their company on the securities section of bitcointalk. When writing one of these IPO's is there a format you should follow?
mircea_popescu: "I know, I know, I don't have any real power, but maybe someday a man will give me some."
mircea_popescu: there's this romanian joke about the man who begged god for to win at the lottery
Duffer1: imlegit send me m0nie plx kthnx
VanCleef: could anyone direct me to the right direction?
mircea_popescu: VanCleef btctalk is kinda looked down upon as a shitty venue
VanCleef: but cyptostocks and havelock are no better
mircea_popescu: besides which, nobody here has any experience doing what you're asking for, excep perhaps for mpoe-pr and tat, and neither of them take the forum seriously enough to consider
benkay: what are you listing, VanCleef ?
VanCleef: ahh ok i guess i'll just look around at how other people have done it and sort of based it on that
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27100 @ 0.00080636 = 21.8524 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: perhaps for the obvious reason : that comic fandoms are the right venue ?
assbot: MPEx, the Bitcoin securities exchange.
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: seeing how there’s eleven million Bitcoins and seven billion people << 13 mn btc. get with teh times
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: and seriously, on a scale of 1-10, how fucking necessary is this name change thing? cuz it sorta unwinds 6 months of input, which, granted could be worse. but before i take this shit to heart and come up with something new…
benkay: bitcoinpete: what, you ask all the people who've rated you to rate your new id, and rate the new id from the old id with a 10 or something, call it a day
benkay: you effectively have a trust chain stretching back to your first rating, even though the nick's different and may have different ratings.
benkay: but bitcoin* is kinda short on the creativity
bitcoinpete: benkay: fair enough. and i've been considering it privately… just haven't come up with a better url as much as anything
benkay: ask TheNewDeal how painful it was - i recall it being more or less settled within a week
dub: on a scale of 1 to fuck off 1'd say fuck off
bitcoinpete: DreadKnight: not bad at all. though to make it more canadian: maplebaconpete
bitcoinpete: those broads at the stampede weren't an accident ;)
DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, I got experience with naming stuff; wouldn't mind being your godfather as well
DreadKnight: some of the godfathers around add a name to the newborn as well, bitcoinpete
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete not something new per se. most alternatives'd be worse.
mircea_popescu: think of it like having a really shitty name, like say your mom named you todd gack or something
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: could do "philosophe" too, which i like, but only .co
DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, are you looking for domain name too?
mircea_popescu: you're not groking this. there's nothing specifically about you that's bitcoin. nor "philosophe"
mircea_popescu: branding is not self description, you're not looking for larger things to latch on to
cazalla: bitcoinpete, how about zerocool
bitcoinpete: hm like canada? edmonton? the north saskatchewan river?
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: i see what you're saying tho
DreadKnight: I thought he meant more like zerocoolnessIcantfindnickname
mircea_popescu: About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete, And a harlot named Eskimo Nell.
mircea_popescu: <bitcoinpete> gonna sleep on …. shit i dominate << it's how dogs do it.
cazalla: i would stick with bitcoinpete because i'm not teenager who gives into peer pressure from a bunch of nerds on irc but that's me
mircea_popescu: anyway, that's why your own name's so good (in my view) : cuz who the fuck else's gonna steal it from you.
mircea_popescu: as cazalla points out, there's other schools of thought on the subject.
DreadKnight: bitcoinpete, what cazalla did is still peer pressure and reverse psychology ;)
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: totally agree. still need an url
mircea_popescu: then again, im not a guy married to a woman that does black cox on the side
cazalla: kid is white and pale so try again
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: she needs smaller coz nao?
cazalla: blue eyes to boot, fuhrer would be proud of this one
cazalla: funny you mention vagina sizing though, ex gf had huge vagina, missus has tiny
cazalla: we're talking fist to single digit
mircea_popescu: you never can fucking guess what awaits between the girls' legs.
DreadKnight: chances of random event will increase with time
mircea_popescu: had sex with a 60lb 5 foot and a shade chick with a gaping suction vacum that'd have accomodated my fist. next to her, well womanly woman, can barely fit the cock. there's no rhyme to vagina size i tell you.
cazalla: ex also had this huge clit which was interesting
assbot: Eskimo Nell pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
cazalla: what's the chopper comments about
cazalla: of course i know who chopper is
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: pletzalcoatl: "I’m going back to the frozen north, where the pricks are hard and strong" << we'll take her :D
cazalla: my cousin knew him, they're both dead, go figure
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bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: and what of it. so do you… down… there
cazalla: old pics though, it would get much bigger than that
dub: nothing to do with being bred from the same set of limey criminals
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mircea_popescu: i like this internet where everyone's everything's available for easy reference.
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DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, was considering it might be the case
cazalla: doubt it, never uploaded them online, unless she did which is doubtful
mircea_popescu: cazalla nah just, they're the most common looking tits ever.
assbot: Sa ne jucam de-a investitiile-n bitcoini. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
cazalla: she had a baby so i imagine they look different now
cazalla: i'm sure the baby slipped out with ease too
cazalla: anyway, i speak of her because she emailed me earlier asking how i am, probably wants the dick
DreadKnight: cazalla, she had your baby because you thought you would die pretty soon, right?
cazalla: DreadKnight, no, this is a different woman
cazalla: DreadKnight, that wasn't the sole reason though
DreadKnight: cazalla, too much money and afraid it would go to the government on your demise?
DreadKnight: buy gold and bury it somewhere, treasure map it as a nice game
cazalla: DreadKnight, not really, missus wanted one for a while but i resisted, figured if i'm gonna die, may as well
DreadKnight: cazalla, well, she sounded pretty nice from your description
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cazalla: DreadKnight, now she wants another one but i'm scared to roll the dice again and end up with a daughter
bitcoinpete: alright. off to dream of domain names. adios!
xmj: fluffypony: i'm currently trying to figure out if there's any social science to back up that claim. I already have enough anecdotal evidence from my life
cazalla: DreadKnight, she is the most polite and lovely woman i've ever met, just means the sex is lousy
xmj: ...to justify said claim
DreadKnight: cazalla, there's some science in influencing the sex
xmj: fluffypony: do you know if there's any social science (sociology etc) to support it?
cazalla: DreadKnight, i don't want sex with her so who cares
xmj: fluffypony: if you do see something, or even better, remember
xmj: think of me and drop me a line in PM or so
cazalla: DreadKnight, so did i, takes sex to make a baby, not sure if you knew that
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DreadKnight: cazalla, what she eats during early pregnancy, temperature... possibly very influential factors for the gender of the child; there are online articles about it and research done
DreadKnight: cazalla, so you would take less chances with that dice hopefully
DreadKnight: cazalla, you don't gestate the baby, you just share seed with her
cazalla: DreadKnight, she doesn't decide the sex
DreadKnight: cazalla, I got that you want a boy, you do her to get specific habits to increase chances of having a boy
cazalla: DreadKnight, at this rate, i doubt it'll ever happen again
DreadKnight: you get her to do specific stuff* like eating certain food
cazalla: eating certain foods, fuck during eclipse, sounds like bunk to me
DreadKnight: cazalla, it's like saying that smoking during pregnancy is also bunk
benkay: kids work better with siblings
DreadKnight: I'm a single kid and I did just fine *flickers an eye*
cazalla: benkay, yeah it's a concern plus there are no kids playing on the streets these days
DreadKnight: there was a time kids would come together to connect nintendo's together using a wire to play pokemon
DreadKnight: until I make my game project awesome and get people to play together, it's all downhill
DreadKnight: there are no good hotseat games out there nowadays ffs
cazalla: wife's bff is talking adopting since we had our baby but i don't want my son playing with some niglet from africa
cazalla: she lived with us for a bit but didn't happen
DreadKnight: cazalla, I know a blonde who has a girl with a guy from Nigeria and it seems very possessed to me or something, scared the crap out of me; she turned out black
cazalla: that's pretty racist of you DreadKnight
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DreadKnight: anyway, maybe your friend staying at your place didn't really mean the adoption thing, might have been an invitation, cazalla
cazalla: not worth the drama DreadKnight
DreadKnight: maybe she doesn't want a kid, just some action; less drama
benkay: tempting economies of scale on wives and offspring, though
cazalla: yeah but it always comes out and then it's drama, much easier to go elsewhere to a woman not connected
cazalla: in anycase, i had a smell of her knickers, wasn't that tempted after
benkay: make her tidy herself up
assbot: Trojan Condoms -The Test - YouTube
benkay: kinda just lamely trollin tonight
benkay: watching emacs install on a server
DreadKnight: benkay, life as a baron not more exciting? :\
DreadKnight: not exactly sure what duties do barons have in this century
benkay: "may you live in exciting times."
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cazalla: so what are you playing atm DreadKnight
DreadKnight: cazalla, trying not to play because I fall into addiction; hooked on reading blog articles (many from mircea_popescu) and watching a bit of anime on the side
DreadKnight: anyway, been thinking of playing some HoMM3 again soon, haven't done so in years
mircea_popescu: <DreadKnight> true story, it was like she was on crack << that made no sense. what ?
DreadKnight: mircea_popescu, that little girl was really strange, she was like moving around, shouting, singing, dancing, all that stuff at once
cazalla: what else would you expect from a black woman
mircea_popescu: re that stupid video : what the fuck is it that all male figures in english footage have to be these insecure twerps these days ?
mircea_popescu: "a test ?!?!" wtf happened to omfg on your knees bitch bring the birch switch this ain't washing.
DreadKnight: that reminds me of some 50 cent lyrics, something like "bitch get off the sidewalk into the street, bitch! the sidewalk is for pimpin', bitch!"
cazalla: DreadKnight, tower defense games are good when you have a kid, can pause and come back
DreadKnight: had my share of td games, especially as custom maps in warcraft 3
assbot: Steampunk Tower Defense pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Tower Defense - Trinitatea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Tower defense pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: Tower Defense, an epic pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, kingdom rush is great
cazalla: the others i've not seen before
DreadKnight: finished kingdom rush and the expansion; one of my favs :)
cazalla: finished as in finished did not concede a single point?
cazalla: they may as well give you 1 man because i restart if i lose any mans let alone having 20 to spare or something like that
DreadKnight: actually I'm thinking about Diablo 3 overall; did too much HoMM3 in my life, not quite cutting it anymore as it should
cazalla: DreadKnight, you know what killed diablo 3 more than anything
cazalla: DreadKnight, they made Tyrael a fucking nigger
DreadKnight: was talking with mircea on the blog about it
DreadKnight: oh yeah, I didn't really got that; I was kinda "erm ok" with the paladin being one in diablo 2
DreadKnight: since they're usually about church and gospels
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DreadKnight: that DMX rapper is strange, he's all violence and then he's all prayers in his music and then next track is all god/love/jesus bs
cazalla: is he the one who started ripping off old chiptunes or is that someone else
DreadKnight: it's basically what a lot of people in the industry do
DreadKnight: it doesn't matter there are basically an infinite number of tracks possible, artists keep catering to the same known paths of patterns
assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: Hipsters On Food Stamps, Part 2
cazalla: DreadKnight, had to google that one, nope not him, i'm not really racist, just a means of trolling and outing certain kinds of people
DreadKnight: cazalla, well, since you're not familiar with Boondocks cartoon and you only searched google images, Uncle Ruckus was a black racist
DreadKnight: supposedly he was white and had a skin disorder that made him black
assbot: Der menschliche Makel (2003) - IMDb
DreadKnight: assbot turned into a nazzy for some reason
DreadKnight: so Ruckus was black, yet talking smack on black people all the time, pretty funny
DreadKnight: anyway, it's good you kid about it; I don't find terms like "black" or "nigger" racist at all, but about something else entirely different
DreadKnight: also not offended by being called white or cracker
cazalla: DreadKnight, seen clips but never watched a full episode
DreadKnight: most of the time it's lame white kids that bitch about seeing someone else using the n word being used, like wtf
DreadKnight: had someone in my channel like "fuck you you racist homophones" and he left
cazalla: DreadKnight, thing is, there are very few black people in Australia and the ones we have are straight outta Africa, they're different to african americans (not that i know any)
cazalla: oh and we have aboriginies but they're pretty much all dead
DreadKnight: the indie game dev communities and open source channels have quite a lot of weird basement kids and libertards in them
DreadKnight: seem something strange as well... we got gypsies around which are pretty much black; yet they seen a black dude walking around (they're rather rare here) and the gypsies (3 women and a kid) where like constantly calling "nigger!" behind his black; I was like wtf
cazalla: i don't think we have those here either
DreadKnight: towards equator people are darker, towards poles they're whiter, probably because of the heat / sun / angles / distances / light
cazalla: they've got these things called planes
DreadKnight: but yeah, like DeusCerehling said, it's a bit of a bitching game
DreadKnight: that's a bit strange, bot triggering on the b or n word? :D
DreadKnight: too lazy to register / auth more gpg around xD
DreadKnight: erm was close to typing "nigger black nigeria" for another test run
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.1878999 = 0.5637 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.1879 = 0.5637 BTC [+]
pankkake: copain réac, copain réactionnaire
pankkake: Un partisan de la réaction est nommé « réactionnaire ». Le terme s'oppose à révolutionnaire, à progressiste, ces derniers employant de façon raccourcie le mot « réac »
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3044 @ 0.00080599 = 2.4534 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.18889999 = 0.9445 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.00080603 = 9.8336 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 249 @ 0.003 = 0.747 BTC [+]
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 210 Ask: 270 Last Price: 210 24h-Vol: 12k High: 210 Low: 210 VWAP: 209
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 687182.56 Est. Next Diff: 562561.93 in 835 blocks (#42336) Est. % Change: -18.14
atcbot: 30k@278 31k@275 955@270 | 43k@210 50k@203 100k@202
assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021707 B (Total: 474.69 B). Delta: -0.59 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021999 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX:D.BPAY] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.23999999 / 0.23999999 / 0.23999999 (42 shares, 10.08 BTC)
gribble: Current Blocks: 312836 | Current Difficulty: 1.8736441558310238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 314495 | Next Difficulty In: 1659 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 0 hours, 31 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18617974357.4 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.63228
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12638 @ 0.00080657 = 10.1934 BTC [+] {2}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20150 @ 0.00080161 = 16.1524 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 198 @ 0.00304944 = 0.6038 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: '"Mining Everyone" has always been the core business concept of ROCKMINER' <= what's next, go mine yourself?
fluffypony: woah how did I miss this from Jimmothy the Investment Wizard: "It's also strange that TAT is involved considering he was partially responsible for one of the biggest bitcoin scams yet (neobee)"
fluffypony: how the fuck was he partially responsible? because he got on a plane and met the people?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26200 @ 0.00080133 = 20.9948 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: he's probably really mad because of asicminer, though
dub: ;;google time in est
dub: ;google time in new york
dub: ;;google time in new york
pankkake: it works on the google, but not on irc
dub: thestringpuller: everytimezone.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7597 @ 0.00285544 = 21.6928 BTC [-] {31}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 310 @ 0.00283381 = 0.8785 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36509 @ 0.00080116 = 29.2496 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1750 @ 0.00080241 = 1.4042 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 991 @ 0.00294765 = 2.9211 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 221 @ 0.00294599 = 0.6511 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 290 @ 0.00275001 = 0.7975 BTC [-]
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 575.42, Best ask: 576.23, Bid-ask spread: 0.81000, Last trade: 576.23, 24 hour volume: 7791.19126222, 24 hour low: 570.5, 24 hour high: 595.88, 24 hour vwap: 581.813636066
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15651 @ 0.00080171 = 12.5476 BTC [-]
pankkake: does ;;TICKER get a bigger price?
jurov: i sell only BTC, not btc
Vexual: how long was it i told the20year not to vet with facebook and jus run numbers?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00080221 = 12.8354 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: ;;8ball bc/usd lower than necessary?
gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.
gribble: About as likely as pigs flying.
gribble: You know the answer better than I.
assbot: Flint father jailed for 18 years after beating daughter to make her lesbian | Mail Online
Vexual: what makes you think anyone wants to read that?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00080171 = 17.6376 BTC [-]
assbot: Oingo Boingo - Weird Science - YouTube
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11700 @ 0.00080233 = 9.3873 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22300 @ 0.00080112 = 17.865 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00080065 = 11.7696 BTC [-] {2}
gribble: Current Blocks: 312872 | Current Difficulty: 1.8736441558310238E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 314495 | Next Difficulty In: 1623 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 16 hours, 13 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18810793662.1 | Estimated Percent Change: 0.39683
mike_c: blockr is a couple blocks back. interesting.
fluffypony: mike_c: I haven't heard from that dude, btw - can you prod him? haven't found anyone suitable in the interim
mike_c: TaT, you said we were in a bull channel and were going to pop to $700. you need to buy different tea :)
mike_c: fluffypony: he's popped in a couple times looking for you. i think he's going to drop in this morning too
mike_c: kakobrekla: what? i see 312870 on their site & api, and blockchain.info is on 873
mike_c: i don't see 874 anywhere :)
mike_c: kakobrekla: now so do I.
mike_c: but they were falling behind. i check wol blocks against a couple services to make sure i'm not falling behind. got an error that I was -2 blocks behind blockr, and verified on their homepage.
mike_c: they seem caught up now.
mike_c: i thought we might be about to orphan a couple blocks, but seems not.
ThickAsThieves: <+mike_c> TaT, you said we were in a bull channel and were going to pop to $700. you need to buy different tea :) /// if you look at the chart it calls for a down before the 700, grnated the chart didnt go as far down as today
mike_c: ok.. i won't cancel my subscription yet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12982 @ 0.00080018 = 10.3879 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: mike_c i'm remaking the audioz, i output them all at listening volume by mistake
mike_c: ah, ok. pm me a link whenever you like them.
mike_c: i am curious to hear the difference
mike_c: sticks in your head doesn't it
mike_c: wol will probably get banned from youtube
the20year: I met with the bank today and got very, very good news - The company has grown to the point (finally) that they want to take us on as a lending partner
the20year: As far as give us lines of credit and mortgages
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14750 @ 0.00080233 = 11.8344 BTC [+]
mike_c: hey, whatever happened with that outfit in some other state you were going to buy or fund or something?
the20year: I had budgeted up to 7% but they came out the gate at 5% or less
the20year: fell through, every thing that could have gone wrong to work with them fell through and i essentially took it as a sign not to do the deal
mike_c: a wise or lucky outcome.
the20year: I had set up 4 different times to meet with them and something happened each time , car broke down, airplane broke down, ect
the20year: So, as long as these guys don't do something stupid to shut us down on the btctalk thread we'll be ok
the20year: Well, so far i've had people find out every single piece of information that can be found about me - name, address, phone number, where i live, my wife's information, all the websites i own, the address of where our tenants live, ect
the20year: all sorts of threats ,ect to call the SEC and report me, which is funny because if the company gets shut down the SEC takes all the investor money
mike_c: why threats? seems to me you've been running things fairly.
the20year: Well, i thought so, till they started poking around and started using statements i"ve made 3 months, 6 months, 10 years ago as 'proof' that i'm lying about things
mike_c: oh right. they were getting their boxers in a twist because of some llc shuffling you did or something.
the20year: That's what started it, they complained about the two properties I had in my name. I explained why (in order to get the discounts) and they went on to something else
mike_c: this, by the way, is a direct consequence of having the wrong kind of investors.
mike_c: then why are you discussing your business with them on the forum?
the20year: because I made the poor choice thinking that their negative statements effected investors, so i would answer em
mike_c: no time like the present to correct that.
the20year: my last message on there was that it makes no sense to further the talk
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ThickAsThieves: ProTools the only professional software that still freezes Windows
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kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: if it's the thing I think you're talking about, the non-mac windows port is buggy, yeah :(
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: doing some audio remastery or songwriting or something?
kuzetsa: I use an old "syntrilium" (pre-adobe "audition") version of cool edit from like a million years ago because none of adobe's "improvements" actually made it better --- despite having actually purchased an adobe audition license at one point, expecting it to actually be better and not just bloated
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mircea_popescu: none of adobe's "improvements" actually made it better --- despite having actually purchased an adobe audition <<< oh, so very much this.
ThickAsThieves: i started in cool edit and fruityloops in the late 90s
kuzetsa: yeah, cool edit for me in the 90s too
ThickAsThieves: the mic was too close to her mouth mostly is the problem
fluffypony: mircea_popescu I found a Reddit post for you
assbot: IamA Cam Girl working in a semilegal studio in Romania. AMA! : IAmA
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mircea_popescu: you know how many of these i fucked over the years ? what the hell would i still ask.
mircea_popescu: as dreadknight would inform you, "it depends where you live".
mircea_popescu: because the internet is totally not a thing and everything.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ironically, more than a decent salary gets you in dc.
mircea_popescu: you can proly keep your own house and a pair of mistresses in their own house of of it.
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: I've done some procedural generation and engineering of sounds which are unlikely to occur in nature -- stuff like a modulated frequency sweep vaguely based on the harmonics of a bell, but with "strange" harmonics which probably aren't possible without having some rather unlikely (inplausible, might-be-impossible) materials which don't have a stable natural resonance
mircea_popescu: most teenaged student chicks would run you about three to five hundred a month all included. so that's almost 3 people in their twenties i nthat 1300.
kuzetsa: that's not the purpose of it
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, i find it very entertaining that in the vast majority of cases people wanting a job or a raise argue for their income on the terms of what living costs, rent and whatnot. who the hell ever heard of that, i have no idea.
kuzetsa: stable harmonics and a "rich" resonance & such is usually what makes a musical insturment sounds nice
kuzetsa: this is the opposite of that
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mircea_popescu: kuzetsa so you're a sound engineer for milenial pop bands.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform unless one is a thermodynamics gaylord, it is irrelevant what living costs. you're running a business, not a charity. except in the us, of course, where all the <del>corporations</del> usg sponsored charities foul up the market, and with it, the culture and people's heads.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell me this : how does princeton manage to sell an item called "education" for more than it's willing to pay ? hgow does this work, pay us 100k of your pre-tax money and make back 80k of it over 20 years ?
mircea_popescu: so wait, you want me to be stupider than princeton ? well tough, im not.
mircea_popescu: let the government give out food stamps, i dont give a shit.
mircea_popescu: gotta show a profit, which means someone somewhere's gotta show a loss.
kakobrekla: now that you mention it, it does remind of a space balls laser sound
mircea_popescu: i keep slaves and partners. this employee thing is rather iffy.
mircea_popescu: from a moral standpoint, too : i don't really see why i should fix a monthly wage. let them get half-ish of their work's worth.
ThickAsThieves: <+mircea_popescu> i keep slaves and partners. this employee thing is rather iffy. /// do any think they are the other? ;)
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i doubt it very much. tho people do aspire.
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: since you're niot likely to guess what that sound is for --- it's a bunch of frequencies which can be played on nearly any speaker, headphones, etc. and be used to demonstrate what the frequency response is for that particular equipment... except it's quick (VERY fast) compared to an audio test CD or something (doesn't require multiple seconds)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well now we can't give away too much business sikrits can we.
brighton36: hah - what a vip I am. Thank-you assbot
brighton36: No one important. A journalist and programmer
mike_c: kakobrekla: it sounds like a laser pistol that has about 10 shots left before dying.
kuzetsa: ThickAsThieves: it also makes for a good alarm sound, since when played on most speakers, at least 1 or 2 of the frequencies will "carry" decently and be within the frequency range detectable by human ears, even in cases where someone has hearing loss in one or more frequency ranges
kuzetsa: ... doubly so, since it's not a naturally occuring sound an unlikely to be mistaken for ambient noise
kuzetsa: creation of that particular sound wasn't a sponsored project
mircea_popescu: kuzetsa it was "whatever, it's my hot body and i do what i want"
kuzetsa: I suspect there's a meme associated with that quote
kuzetsa: I'm almost certain it'd be un-flattering to look into it and realize what it's associated with
assbot: Eric Cartman But MOM - YouTube
mike_c: that's from that trailer park kid
kuzetsa: parody of some sort of "troubled" jerry springer type guest
mike_c: ;;google honey boo boo
kuzetsa: from now on, I might keep that in mind / be more careful about using the phrase: "I do what I want"
rithm: honey boo boo is the shit
mircea_popescu: mike_c i thought it was a parody of that chick, yeah, on springer.
mike_c: idk about springer, but she's got her own show.
mike_c: (which I have never seen for the record)
assbot: whateva i do what i want - YouTube
mike_c: i just lost six brain cells watching that.
mike_c: not sure, but now I want to quit work and have more bahbies
kuzetsa: mircea_popescu: wow, yeah ok -- good example of the jerry springer video diary / introduction segment before the bit where jerry interviews people in front of the audience
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kuzetsa: mike_c: once that bit is over with, the rest of the show is typically on the stage with jerry interviewing them & the audience sometimes yells and or boos or cheers or whatever & sometimes decides to get violent O_O
mircea_popescu: mike_c: fluffypony: he's popped in a couple times looking for you. i think he's going to drop in this morning too << later tell, neh ?
fluffypony: he popped in a short while after that, all sorted
mircea_popescu: the20year: fell through, every thing that could have gone wrong to work with them fell through and i essentially took it as a sign not to do the deal << sensible.
mike_c: nobody likes the admin
jurov: no,dotcoin had the presence of mind to not ask where he is
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34700 @ 0.00080018 = 27.7662 BTC [-]
jurov: mircea that's padlock construction
mircea_popescu: mike_c: the forum is.. toxic. << i thought you wanted to be there.
jurov: carderplay you are quite creepy
rithm: i get all my quality news from the specualtion sub-forum
rithm: yes, I can get you authenticated
rithm: take your shoe off, place it on your head first
rithm: then take a selfie
benkay: ;;8ball can carderplay get authenticated?
rithm: let me know once the shoe is on your head
rithm: no, first you put your shoe on your head
assbot: I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
gribble: Error: "guide" is not a valid command.
gribble: Error: "manul" is not a valid command.
gribble: Error: "guido" is not a valid command.
rithm: ;;ctell carderplay [guide]
gribble: Error: "guide" is not a valid command.
assbot: Using bitcoin-otc - bitcoin-otc wiki
rithm: gribble is broken here
carderplay: i begin to suspect that this place ifs filled with a bunch of bots
rithm: no one will help you, they are above it
FabianB: no, gribble has a whitelist of channels for ;;guide
rithm: i was going to help but i didn't get anough shoe on head
rithm: jail for everyone.
mircea_popescu: could get all sorts of good taglines too. "making rape more family friendly"
mircea_popescu: rithm wait, so basically some other dudes'd come to hold you for ransom ?
rithm: some sort of inverted "release me" jailstarter
rithm: carderplay put your shoe on your head already if you want to be part of the club and selfie it
mircea_popescu: just illustrating exactly how weak any attempt at law enforcement is.
mircea_popescu: i mean, the expenditure of keeping clear channels empty... good god. how do you distinguish between someone screaming rape ironically and someone being raped ? and how do you keep a bunch of assholes from flooding THAT channel with spam ?
carderplay: i learn it got to do with sex and chat rooms
mircea_popescu: essentially, turning the economy into "an economy of attention" was a fatal (if forced) mistake. without attention as a side channel organised work becomes impossible.
benkay: ;;google buttcoins nao
rithm: that was abetter idea
rithm: no, i'm kakobrekla and you are mircea_popescu
jurov: bots do what bots want
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33248 @ 0.00080712 = 26.8351 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: rithm you're into shoe selfies?
rithm: uh huh jurov. after you take the selfie, imgur it and send the URL to gribble to authenticate
mike_c: <+mircea_popescu> mike_c: the forum is.. toxic. << i thought you wanted to be there. << gross exaggeration. it is certainly not a place to go to discuss business. it is perhaps still good advertising to find customers.
jurov: poor gribble. imo assbot is better equipped for task.
rithm: cesspool is a good word to describe bitcointalk.org
mircea_popescu: careful, next you'll be in the position of the married, devout catholic going to gay bars.
jurov: married, devout catholic twinks? where?
mike_c: i am far from convinced it is a good idea. but how do you get word out to lots of bitcoiners? not in the finance niche, more in the mass market.
kakobrekla: mike_c easy, promise 100% guaranteed profits.
mike_c: bitcoinpete is a pretty good bitcoin-assets marketer. perhaps i can convince him to write tweet about WoL ;)
mircea_popescu: jurov no, the twinks get killed the morning after, because they're coping with their post partum depression in their infantile way which brings up narcissistic rage in the ex-gay man now devout catholic again.
mircea_popescu: mike_c im kind of curious myself, not like it's forbidden or anything
mike_c: kakobrekla: that is for investment. and the going rate seems to be 12% a day
kakobrekla: buy this mop. 100% profit. ill take two!
mircea_popescu: back when they held a third to half the bitcoin in circulatiuon, 7% a week was good enough.
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mircea_popescu: now they must clearl hold less than 1%, so 12% a day is needed.
mircea_popescu: you see, the % they seek merely guides as to how much they'd have to make to break into relevancy.
kakobrekla: dunno why i still bother with anything given what market offers.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla because when you stop bothering you become part of the meta-usg.
mike_c: you have to be HYIP (which i had to google)
mircea_popescu: mike_c this because you don't read trilema, it's discussed (in passing) :P
assbot: [20:49] <carderplay> !up? [20:50] <jurov> sry you're too derpy [20:50] <carder - Pastebin.com
jurov: rithm, satisifed nao?
mircea_popescu: ah great bitcoin-assets, thy enigmatic walls so mighty, thy crenelated porticuli so hidden in plain sight behind a flash of blinding light. how well do you protect thy fruit, how pleasant warmth to be within thy belly, what delight.
fluffypony looks down at his Bitcoin-Assets t-shirt
mircea_popescu: this is bitcoin-assets, the nerve center of bitcoin, the core of the internet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ROCK] 4500 @ 0.0008 = 3.6 BTC [+]
jurov: pogakuofie: try #bitcoin-otc first .
mircea_popescu: im not exactly known for trying to meet people half way.
chetty: asciilifeform, great piece, will is indeed the key
mircea_popescu: sounds like a literate vor explaining the bаша собственная тюрьма point.
assbot: Fist bumps relay 90 percent less germs than handshakes: study| Reuters
chetty: wonder what they thionk of the argentine kiss
mircea_popescu: there's this point in anthropology proposing that behaviours emergent in groups are reflective of the survival fit those same behaviours entail.
rithm: lolol did we get shoe on head
mircea_popescu: so if behaviour a is common in A and b in B, and a conveys 90% less germs than b, then germs are 90% less of a problem in B than A.
chetty: good argument for passing more germs around actually
mircea_popescu: Let’s get to the facts. The only fact present in that introduction is that her two degrees are worthless. I mean that quite literally, the market has chosen to place no value on someone with those two degrees. And how do I know this? Because the article doesn’t tell us what degrees she has.
mircea_popescu: How much do you want to bet that her two degrees aren’t in Materials Science and Genetic Engineering? By not telling us what she studied, the article inoculates itself (and her) against the completely understandable response of “Maybe she should have studied something marketable.” Tell me, after reading the article, do you know what job was Ms. Ulldemolins looking for? The Economist is read by influential people
mircea_popescu: throughout industry, maybe if they gave us more information, a reader would offer to hire her.
mircea_popescu: lol what the fuck, the economist is supposed to work like b-a now ?
mircea_popescu: fucking posers these people, to the degree they've entirely forgotten they're posers.
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 454 @ 0.00224382 = 1.0187 BTC [-]
mike_c: ;;calc 1.34 / 0.00224382
mike_c: selling at 597? crazy traders.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ROCK] 5085 @ 0.0008 = 4.068 BTC [+]
FabianB: ;;ticker --currency eur --last
mircea_popescu: you must be doing something wrong but short of having someone physically there to try it out i dunno how to find it
cr_zoidberg: Hello, I'm known as zoidberg and I'm a core developer of project Boolberry. I heard about this channel via Bitcrea and Matic Kocevar. We are currently searching for support opportunities for Boolberry. We are the most advanced anonymous cryptocurrency to date, a modified and improved version of CryptoNote. Here's a few presentations we recetly released:
assbot: Boolberry solves CryptoNote Issues
assbot: Boolberry reduces blockchain bloat
cr_zoidberg: I would love to tell you more about Boolberry if you're interested. Thank you.
the20year: I was gonna invite everyone here to the rentalstarter Aug 1st conference call
jurov: dingleberry comes to mind
jurov: cr_zoidberg: is cryptonote fully specified?
fluffypony: cr_zoidberg: I didn't up you so you can advertise
jurov: fluffypony his introduction was pretty tame, i don't see any problem here
mircea_popescu: this is going to be the fucking end of the us, i swear. talk to guy running a private eye business for a project, he wants 1k upfront and 300 an hour for three investigators in two cars. meanwile, car rentals are still 30 to 50 a day (and you should get a fucking rebate if yu're in the business) and grunts are still happy to make 15 an hour - really, lots of phd kids can't even get the 15 and work at starbucks for 11.2
mircea_popescu: so if you add it all up, 15*24 + 50 = 410. which whatever, one could round a bit, but not all the way to 300 * 24 + 1000 = 8200 for chrissakes. so basically, this guy just priced himself way, way, way the fuck out of the market, and then they wonder why nonsense like uber is successful. well... it's successful because trying to add 2000% padding on your cost structure will never fly and can never fly.
mircea_popescu: everyone's stuck selling to the government, let's just hope government can keep paying everyone for their golden toilets. forever.
the20year: who are you tailing mircea_popescu?
fluffypony: the20year: what's up with that anti-Benny thread?
the20year: Your guess is as a good as mine , i guess they assume that him and I are both 100% fraudsters and want to prevent anyone from investing in either of us as the assumption is that we will take all their money
the20year: and i know it's physically making him sick
mike_c: or, they are havelol pump/dump/crash/repeat scamsters trying to crash RENT?
the20year: that's a very real possibility too
mike_c: mrstickball_: srsly. getting upset over forum muppets is not worth it.
the20year: we had one of our top 10% investors already dump his shares, and it seems to be based on what lambcop or someone else said
the20year: the problem is they say they're gonna report both of us to the SEC
mircea_popescu: isn't lambchop like the last remaining voice of sanity there ?
fluffypony: the20year: that sounds like someone threatening to report a renter on AirBNB to their landlord
the20year: and like I said, and they didn't care - if either of our companies are fined by the SEC, or we start racking up major laywer bills, it comes out of shareholder money which is who they say they're gonna protect
mircea_popescu: the20year the logic would be that they want to protect the people who aren't investors yet not the ones that already bit it.
the20year: That's the logic, and they;re taking the stance that all investments are scams
the20year: and regardless of what information/proof/data I can provide, i am automatically a scam
chetty: easy to see how you would think of investment that way if you live in usa
fluffypony: this shit would unequivocably be solved with the WoT
mircea_popescu: that double price week of ipo thing you had going is definitely problematic, as far as these things go. but anyway, im too lazy to dig up the actual threads.
fluffypony: investors would just gettrust and talk to people in their L1 or L2 trust
mike_c: ^ investors do. havelol do not.
the20year: I can understand the greif with the .0055 and .0075 IPOs within two months, and they were to meet a very specific goal - keep my employees with jobs till we were able to partner with a bank, or maintain sufficient cashflow to keep my employees in houses
fluffypony: cryptostocks has the best verification system
the20year: Now we're at a point where we really don't need new investment, the business is bringing in upwards of $6k/mo in revenues with $8k/mo on the near horizon, AND banks are getting very warm to us
fluffypony: they send you a postcard with a code on it
mircea_popescu: the20year the unexplained part is how people that weren't buying at 30ish one week bought at 75ish the next, and then sold back down to 40ish the week after that.
fluffypony: because nobody can use a mail forwarder
the20year: mircea_popescu: I'm a good salesman I guess :D
fluffypony: have we spoken about Hearn's recent fuckery?
mircea_popescu: anyway, so what's the takehome here, banks are now warm enough that the investors are mostly a liability or what ?
assbot: Mike Hearn proposes to build vulnerable censorship mechanism into Tor, opposes a fix for hidden service deanonymization, on Tor mailing list : Bitcoin
the20year: I'm shocked that both IPOs went as well as they did, but through both of them at the $4/share range, it gave us sufficient capital to buy the 8 properties we wanted, and build the business to viability
rithm stands in line for "tor sign up compliance form 10-4q"
the20year: No, the investors are still an asset - they're the reason the business has flourished. The liability right now is interent trolls
fluffypony: rithm: only if you've paid your Tor Tax and have your tax clearance certificate for it
rithm: fluffypony: i'll forge those documents
fluffypony: rithm: like you forged my gpg signature? :-P
cr_zoidberg: sorry, had troubles with irc client. hello to all, fluffypony, hello!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00080274 = 11.2384 BTC [-]
rithm: cr_zoidberg did you send the imgur link of the shoeonhead.jpg selfie to gribble?
rithm: wow i can voice people
rithm: is assbot on drugs
fluffypony: ;;rate cr_zoidberg 1 seriously top notch C / C++ dev, pushes code out like there's no tomorrow
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: Boolberry - it's anonymus cryptocurrency, originally based on cryptonote technology but with a lot of innovations.
assbot: Beginners Guide - bitcoin-otc wiki
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mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg don't be vague, be aggressive. what, specifically, is worth the mention on that lot of inovations ?
mircea_popescu: fluffypony i imagine in the not so distant future one'll be able to make a living helping people present themselves well here.
cr_zoidberg: FabianB: "dev bounties is 1%" - yes, we have daily paid with about 1% of emission, but this inclome depends of miner votes. they can reduce our earings if they don't like our work for example
mircea_popescu: what happens at night when you've been away from your wife for a long time
mike_c: crypto powered by co2?
fluffypony: mike_c: well...when a maaaaaan loves a womaaaaaan
mike_c: only two semen jokes? i'm disappointed
chetty: VI 52. Bureaucracy is a construction designed to
chetty: maximize the distance between a decision-maker and
chetty: the risks of the decision.
fluffypony: mike_c: the third joke is David Seaman
rithm: nanotube how about ;;guide in #bitcoin-assets? I mean, I'd totally regurgitate it to people asking for help on how to use OTC...
rithm: or would ya'll rather send them somewhere
mircea_popescu: rithm you can just use the ba wiki entry. it's the cannonical response anwyay
rithm: like a treasure hunt
assbot: first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
mircea_popescu: the old wiki is too fouled by the likes of mike hearn, luke jr and the rest of the tools to be much use anymore
fluffypony: when are we adding "last steps in bitcoin-assets" to the wiki
assbot: Bluetooth-Enabled Vibrator Leading to Computer-Engineered Orgasms | Betabeat
rithm: you've spelled it out for idiots
fluffypony: kakobrekla: I'm not on my death bed, so I'm ill-equipped
mircea_popescu: chetty : that should result in a bizarre sect of people who wear the doldos non stop and only get to orgasm when the computer is pleased with them.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: buncha assholes stop playing with your food. << lulz
chetty: <mircea_popescu> chetty : that should result in a bizarre sect of people who wear the doldos non stop and only get to orgasm when the computer is pleased with them.// the field for whole new fetishes is wide open
mircea_popescu: re tye turkish flotilla 2 thing : wasn't that attempted in 2011 ? and it failed ?
benkay: wasn't communism attempted in the mid 20th century? and it failed?
fluffypony: asciilifeform: he's revealing himself as the Bitcoin Devil to Ver's Jesus
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the sad part about a life as a stoolie is this : that once mp blows your cover, your value to your owners decreases dramtically. and while you had been lured into the life with promises of superspydom, well... you gotta do the work such as it is. whether you think yourself better than that or not.
mircea_popescu: this exactly mirrors the life of the adolescent whore, who may have run away from hgome at 15 to be a star, and may have enjoyed the freedom her career gave her at 16, when her previous classmates were struggling with school romance and homework
fluffypony: so have we converted the room into pro-feminism yet?
assbot: Why You Should Be A Pinkcoin Or Hyper Believer |
mircea_popescu: but by the time she's toothless, barren and 24, nobody cares to know whether she thinks she's worth more than $8 and a beer for a quickie.
fluffypony: Seamonster running some more altcoin pumps
fluffypony: "Although more speculative, I also believe PINK may be the first to attract more female users. Bitcoin is now home to a number of strong female voices, yet the alt market still seems to be something of a dude fest. With PINK’s commitment to funding breast cancer awareness and somewhat androgynous color scheme, I could see PINK being a first love for women with a lot of Bitcoin hungry for the returns some of us are already used to."
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: if I say somethign with quotes around it it's not me
rithm: i quote myself =all the time stfu
mircea_popescu: mike_c not disputing there aren't some. just amused at the "o, pink!!"
mircea_popescu: apparently this reality where all the strong female voices in bitcoin are related to this channel never happened.
mike_c: she was the only one i could think of. chetty doesn't talk much.
mike_c: prolly too busy working.
mircea_popescu: i doubt many appreciate just how huge a project mmorpgs are.
fluffypony: and as we know mircea_popescu loves bitcoingirl
fluffypony: such a strong voice in the female community
benkay: she just doesn't have moosedickpete's heteroboner for mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: "At least in the U.S., a massive entertainment industry affords humanities majors with ample job opportunities crafting detergent pitches and scripting vampire romances. But second-tier Europe?" <<< ahahaha so much win.
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: innovations in few words, unlike other cryptonote-based сщшты: 1. we improved anonymity over the original cryptonote core, 2. we reduced blockchain bloading from ring signatures 3. we invented new PoW hash - fast and asic resistent, 4. we have public address aliasing feature that will be used later in colored coins. + some small improvements.
benkay: no respect for the kyriarchy
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg can you appreciate how "improved" is still vague ?
benkay: asic resistance is not a feature, cr
benkay experiences tabcompletion rage
mike_c: benkay: sure it is. it is asic-proof down to 30 meters.
fluffypony: and indianprincessbride that needed a free flight to Dar Es Salaam or whatever
mircea_popescu: well she's got a strong cunt enunciation. .. which is still with the groupo from what i gather.
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cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu, we have more details in presentation. at first we changed transaction format and added attribute to outs that fix welknown CryptoNote issues. Second imortant improvment - we changed the way of transaction identification, that let us to drop unneeded big parts of trancsactions.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9588 @ 0.00080395 = 7.7083 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg so you fixed a bug in cryptonote, why not just submit a patch to them ? and if they fix it too, that point goes away ?
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: not really bug - it was bad design i guess. to fix it they need to make core changes and make hard fork. we have just different transaction format.
cr_zoidberg: mircea_popescu: so we have just modifyed core
cr_zoidberg: also we was the first of cryptonote coins who was developed official GUI .
mircea_popescu: ubuntu on amazonaws is such a match made in heaven. they pretty much deserve each other.
benkay: amazon amazon ub(er)-aw(lles)s
rithm: this looks magical if you like magick
benkay: mircea_popescu: what's got you bent about aws today?
mircea_popescu: benkay just because they deserve each other doesn't mean i hate them you know ?
fluffypony: HeySteve: is the gpg auth being weird again?
rithm: i haven't figured it out yet shhh
benkay: rithm: played with kubernetes yet?
mircea_popescu: rithm anyway, they're going the right way, at least that much. who's the coo/ceo there ?
rithm: hashicorp has some talent
mircea_popescu: "Certainly that was how things played at the blog of the libertarian Reason magazine, which mocked the notion that someone might both deserve economic assistance and make art and wear odd clothes.
mircea_popescu: One wouldn’t expect any better from libertarians, who have built an entire ideology around the world-view of 12-year-old boys."
mircea_popescu: "in our vain and ultimately doomed quest to differentiate ourselves from our tween years, without changing anything substantial, we shall now endeavour to identify anything we perceive the womenz don't like with '12yo boys', thus clearing making it clearly obvious & clear that we're not deserving of the friendzone"
HeySteve: just a courtesy up I guess, watching a movie atm so just lurking
HeySteve: expendables 3. it's like that "get everyone" gary oldman line in terms of actors
HeySteve: dumb film tho, what'd you think of Jodo's Dune?
BingoBoingo: Anyone knows who runs //hashreport.net need to crucify someone for trackback spam
fluffypony: downloaded the TS rip on TPB, colours were too washed out but the audio was spot on
fluffypony: on the other end of the spectrum, Jodorowsky's Dune was amazing
fluffypony: he basically put together a sci-fi film dream team
fluffypony: and to see his heritage in so many movies after that
mircea_popescu: A broken-down harlot named Tupps was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly was diddling a collie- but I got a nice price for the pups."
mircea_popescu: A burlesque dancer, a pip named Virginia, could peel in a zip; but she read science fiction and died of constriction attempting a Moebius strip.
mircea_popescu: A busy young lady named Gloria was had by sir Gerald du Maurier, and then by six men, sir Gerald again, and the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: That isn't what he was spamming for but instead .tp://hashreport.net
BingoBoingo: .tp is the toilet paper protocol, for wiping asses
BingoBoingo: Log link to promote his personal site I find acceptable
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15059 @ 0.00080488 = 12.1207 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13060 @ 0.00080718 = 10.5418 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: A corpulent maiden named Kroll had a notion exceedingly droll: at a masquerade ball, dressed in nothing at all, she backed in as a Parker House roll.
mircea_popescu: A CS student named Lin had a prick the size of a pin. It was no good for girls but just great for squirrels, they squealed with delight with it in.
☟︎ fluffypony: On chat lived a guy, TheNewDeal, whose nickname had little appeal; "I would change if I dare, but it's not here nor there," he did write and then GPG seal
TheNewDeal: already changed my name though flufflypony
TheNewDeal: plus, bitcoin is like the real New Deal, not some phony FDR stuff
mircea_popescu: There lurked on assets this chap named copumpkin. He kept to himself, his balls on the shelf and a big huge silicone dong for the munchin'.
assbot: EconomicPolicyJournal.com: The Senate Is About to Approve a Plan to Use Pensioners Money to Fill Potholes
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mircea_popescu: The harlot went Dub! You persnickety scrub, I lent you my car to drive to the mall, not to stuff your nub in the rub.
fluffypony: no your rhyming scheme was almost right - limmerick is 5 lines, AABBA, A lines are long and B lines are short
BingoBoingo: Some girl called to Namworld. He was not of this world, After he circled the corn. They made Japanese tentacle porn!
chetty: VI 60. Universities have been progressing from
chetty: providing scholarship for a small fee into selling degrees
mircea_popescu: There's no fluff on this pony, said Joe to his homie. So they took off with the wife, and for her life she never could get back to the coney.
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal didn';t we just like marginalize a sucker for having dared to ask wtf is going on not an hour ago ?
mircea_popescu: A dentist, young doctor Malone, got a charming girl patient alone and, in his depravity, filled the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown.
fluffypony: there once was a chap from Romania, who said "Bitcoin I'll try to explain-to-ya!"; he launched an exchange, Jimmothy did enrage, now he talks with such megalomania
fluffypony: fuck it was hard thinking of stuff to rhyme with Romania
fluffypony: won't have the same ring to it as megalomania :-P
ThickAsThieves: Here's a tear for Old Man Popescu, who was always in need of a rescue. He'd be smelling a rose, all the while in no clothes, wondering how it was that he met you.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20341 @ 0.00080751 = 16.4256 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: fluffypony met a duck. The made the decision to fuck. They went for a long time, but fluffypony was caught for his crime. All their children went cluck.
TheNewDeal: There once was a bot named gribble. With humans, he would not quibble. If he had but one weakness/ it sure wasn't meekness/ but reputation attacks from Sybil
fluffypony: ThickAsThieves was a grand pseudonym, of a man that enjoyed drinking gin, "buy my passthrough" he cried, 'tho NeoBee had yet died, so he turfed that whole thing in the bin
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53359 @ 0.00080783 = 43.105 BTC [+] {2}
dub: there one was a chatter named mp. with a penchant for prose, evidently. alas he can't rhyme. though he's want to opine. on matters of whips and rear entry
mircea_popescu: This balding old monkey named Bingo boingo-something-somethingo went for a walk, let out a squawk and was forever extradited to congo.
mthreat: is there a website that accepts phonetic input and speaks it?
BingoBoingo: mthreat: AT&T used to have one, might still
dub: goog translate does iirc
fluffypony: nanotube was a bot maker grand, had the WoT in his right and left hand, "I won't change it, I swear", he'd exclaim with a glare, that's why Karpeles was not auto-banned
mircea_popescu: dub had a hubby, he was well short and stubbly, but when they met, usually at the vet, the neighbours corked gallons of bubbly.
ThickAsThieves: When it came to pronunciation, TaT was an inspiration. He'd make verbs of your nouns and pronounce in weird sounds. He died alone from abuse of libations.
assbot: Lionel Messi tax evasion prosecution: Spain not happy.
mike_c: There was once a trader called TaT / Whose charts went this way and that / He opened a leg / But the price wouldn't peg / And his profits all went kersplat
mircea_popescu: A whore that was thick and her circle of thieves took pleasure in sniffing the filthiest greaves. that came to an end when the lady's friend died from a horrible case of dry heaves.
fluffypony: there once was a vixen, hanbot, who gave forum n00bs hassle - a lot! it blew up with a fight, bad mods came to light, now she's both in b-a and the WoT
mthreat: messi should move his residence to Monaco
mike_c: TA trolling is too easy
mike_c: as warren was fond of saying "a long string of big numbers times zero.."
fluffypony: on the 'net lived a trader named Mike, whose charts would show both dip and spike, good advice he did give, as an investment sieve; with the proceeds he bought a new bike!
benkay is glad to have escaped so far
mike_c: ooh, benkay should be easy
BingoBoingo: There once was a muppet named truffles, they alway got up into a fluffle. Truffles hated to read, and missed warnings to head. In the end truffles screams were muffled.
mircea_popescu: Mike C was a lecherous fart, who liked to watch virginal thighs part. But it all went downhill when for a trill he murdered a tart and pulled out her heart.
mike_c: lol, i knew i shoulda stayed out of it
TheNewDeal: I'd liek to propose a rule that all future insults must be in limerick form
BingoBoingo: Tennis was played one day. It all ended in a hay. A muscle was pulled by benkay, so he used a tube of bengay. He was scorched by a cosmic ray.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 68100 @ 0.00080901 = 55.0936 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: There lived this newlywed named Ben Gay, Who didn't really want to say, and so he pretended for all those concerned that his name really were benkay.
benkay: now do it with Icy Hot
fluffypony: benkay managed devs in the day, but at nighttime was when he did play, IRC was his joy, poor gribble was his toy, (nanotube let's him just have his way)
mircea_popescu: Icy Hot was a slovenly harlot that drank from the pisspot and hid in the wot ?
BingoBoingo: Benkay used some Icy Hot. It all went up it pot. The balm was too strong, for benkay's dong. With blisters his dick was shot.
mircea_popescu: Thenewdeal had a very very loose butt seal, on account of years of abuse and very hard use, but it didn't bother his zeal.
☟︎ fluffypony: I can't tell if your rhymes are intentionally bad, mircea_popescu
fluffypony: so you're saying you're no longer racist?
BingoBoingo: Search engine terms that brought people to my blog today "people in ohio suck" Victory!
mircea_popescu: The guy known as asciilifeform had a corny penile horn. Whomever he fucked was thoroughly plucked and no longer lukewarm to reform.
HeySteve: there once was a room called Assets / which they declared full of bit-fascists / "those guys are jerks!" / they herped and they derped / but in the end their scams all went flaccid
TheNewDeal: can we post that up on the banner for the channel?
mircea_popescu: so what's the deal here, whoever made the meanest limericks won right ?
fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just give up - for you never will lead!
mircea_popescu: bitcoin-assets is a matter of lead : if you find the great tome you may take it home, but if you bumble and stumble you'll get shot in the head.
fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just resign and go home and smoke weed
TheNewDeal: it was just as high quality the second time around
mircea_popescu: just you know, the traditional response to "what if i wana do both". well honey... your butt'll get loose.
TheNewDeal: I was talking about reading the bitcoin-assets log while I resign and go home
danielpbarron: The retards in Bitcoin oh-TEE-see \ think they know better than dee-PEE-bee \ when trading is done \ they give a plus one \ to the next pirate at forty.
mike_c: lol, no limericking yourself!
mircea_popescu: A gifted young fellow from Sparta was widely renowned as a farta'.He could fart anything from "Of Thee I Sing," to Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."
mircea_popescu: "Marc le petomane belge goes to dinner", the new and exciting comic in Al Vomit's autumn line-up.
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benkay: wow that's great asciilifeform
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assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: The Hunger Games Is A Sexist Fairy Tale. Sorry.
mircea_popescu: "Obviously you go with Alice, which is also why she isn't popular among women: There's no aspiration, no wish fulfillment, it's too fantastic, too impossible because Alice is, in fact, a superhero. It's not real."
mircea_popescu: spending the accumulated wealth of ten generations just so one and a half could do some exploring in the endless space of "just how exactly the stupidity of idle idiots goes" has got to be the worst deal in the history of humanity.
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midnightmagic: mircea_popescu: are those articles yours? in lastpsychiatrist?
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mircea_popescu: midnightmagic well that's flattering, but no. while we write about the same things about similar things and at the same time, we're actually different people.
mircea_popescu: mthreat i don't care for the guy's notions. you wanna hear the list ?
mthreat: sure... i just put it up here for discussion
mike_c: let's start with his basic premise is flawed.
mike_c: that making it cost anything is good enough. this is silly.
mike_c: it just has to cost less then the bad guy makes.
mircea_popescu: moreover, making it difficult for criminals and still doable for the govt is the worst possible world
mike_c: it's perfectly profitable to sit in a starbucks and MitM even if it's not feasible to do it to the entire planet
mircea_popescu: you want either strong encryption - nobody gets it, or weak encryption - everyone gets it.
mircea_popescu: you definitely don't want priviledged actors that aren;t you, and no, the govt is not you.
mircea_popescu: but more generally, it's more of the same "o hai guise, good crypto is not really necessary" stoolies. this is evil whether the person is aware of their sin or not.
mike_c: "good enough" is fine for a single use case. you make a website, you use certain tools to secure it, and maybe there are some theoretical holes and this is ok. but the tools themselves should be bulletproof.
mircea_popescu: good enough is a user decision, not a toolmaker decision.
mircea_popescu: i may build a shoddy dog house, and that's my problem. but you may not sell me shoddy hammers nailks or planks.
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mircea_popescu: now that aside, tor is really not functional, and so yes he has some good points mixed into the turd.
mthreat: and you gotta love that pic at the top of that web page
midnightmagic: ah, it's Dr. Chris Ballas. That took three googlings..
mircea_popescu: incredible how fine the brain is when scrutinizing woman face.
mircea_popescu: i lik ethe blog idea tho, lot of work put into the articles. is she here ?
mthreat: i think so, but haven't met her yet
mthreat: but she has good recommendations
Raymondo: Whoa hey, I mean I was just going to lurk. But now I have a podium!
RooK314: I'm still writing blog posts. The things you do for crypto
RooK314: I haven't finished them yet mircea_popescu, but it will be for MyriadCoin. Tech analysis or something
Raymondo: Nobody with a name with any value. Just wanted to listen to some general crypto chatter I guess.
RooK314: I got to do more research.
Raymondo: I apologize if I've stumbled into the wrong neighborhood
RooK314: I am glad I use weechat, because this chan definitely requires logs
kakobrekla: <TheNewDeal> can we post that up on the banner for the channel? < you mean "limerick and black dicks"
RooK314: If you like guys covered in glitter then twilight is for you
benkay: glitter only when p drunks
mircea_popescu: benkay well implying they have the sense to keep it off the edible parts.
RooK314: mircea_popescu: I have tried every trick I know to get seakazoo to come show her tis for ya but failed
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BingoBoingo: RetroUpriser: Watching anyting interesting in the other window?
RetroUpriser: Yes, yes i did. What do you think BTC:fiat is gonna do in the near future?
mircea_popescu: The real question is why it's popular among 15 year old girls? 15 year old girls should, in theory, have grown up without 1970s sexism. Schools are hypervigilant about fostering girls development, and there are enough female everythings that it's not remarkable that there are female anythings.
mircea_popescu: And yet here we are, teen girls are reading fairy tales. This book should not resonate with 15 year olds, not this much. Which means that these girls are still getting sexist signals from somewhere, and, follow the trail, those signals came from the 40 year old women who like the story, i.e. "feminists."
mircea_popescu: lol, are getting "sexist signals". how about are getting biological signals ?
mircea_popescu: the jews tried this in palestine, making kibutzzes without all the family stuff. naked kids and all
mircea_popescu: two generations later, girls that had been grown by feminists were reinventing female coy behaviour.
RetroUpriser: I think the influences delibrately effecting women are systematic and go deeper that you could understand without the right info
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mircea_popescu: but anyway, that is exactly my point : they go much deeper. all the way deep, in fact.
RooK314: In the US feminists are a plague
RetroUpriser: Yeah, finished reading that article on THG a few min ago
RetroUpriser: Notic all the hormone disruptors in all the makeup?
RetroUpriser: My friends little sister globs that shit on when she was ten years old
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mircea_popescu: i'd imagine teenaged boys and girls eat about equal volumes of lip gloss, no ?
RetroUpriser: well, girls and boys are different, some are girls, and some are boys
RetroUpriser: And hey, go figure, the highest levels of these chemicals are found in plastic kids toys and makeup
RooK314: No wonder we have so many with gender identity issues
mircea_popescu: im generally aware of the phtalate problem, and of the horror that soy is for the male endocryne balance.
RetroUpriser: Among other terrible things happening to everyone mentally
mircea_popescu: i just never heard this makeup theory, nor do i follow how exactly it'd work.
RooK314: Besides soy sauce. That shit is good.
RooK314: Well BingoBoingo, how I *imagine* balls might taste
RooK314: I hope I never find myself in a situation where I am forced to compare
BingoBoingo: RooK314: You realize you may have jsut slandered balls based on your imagination thinking that soy tastes like them.
RetroUpriser: weird, i meant to google hormone disruptors in makeup not clean makeup
RooK314: True. Maybe I will do a blind taste test with a couple of girls.
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mircea_popescu: it dealt with the fallout in the romanian twitter space from my pointing out that if a girl doesn't like how your balls smell she's not in love.
RooK314: I speak Spanish. That's about it.
mircea_popescu: ah so basically it's deodorants and all the creams they lather on themselves. i can see it.
mircea_popescu: kinda why responsible girls use pure cocoa butter and organic stuff generally.
RooK314: Beautiful country Romania. I should like to visit one day.
mthreat: tom's deodorant doesn't have aluminum (the original one)
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RetroUpriser: toms like the tooth paste brand? I use le stick (rarely) its got no aluminum and uses some sort of french green clay
BingoBoingo: RooK314: Hydrogen Flouride exists as a perfectly natural salt...
RetroUpriser: stopped drinking out of aluminum cans and cooking with only stainless steel now
BingoBoingo: RetroUpriser> stopped drinking out of aluminum cans and cooking with only stainless steel now << give cast iron a try
RooK314: BingoBoingo: I think you can buy the chunks too
RooK314: I have a few cast iron pieces.
RetroUpriser: Rook314 isn't copper cookware expensive and fancy?