mircea_popescu: shinohai trinque phf Framedragger any of you wanna get the links autoarchive thing going ?
shinohai: !!rate covertress 1 huffing Krypton causes narcosis in humans at levels > 50%
shinohai: !!v 06901D77BFA0A8210D4424D257866EAABE98CFDFA0B145766E21F5A043A7F271
deedbot: shinohai updated rating of covertress from 1 to 1 << huffing Krypton causes narcosis in humans at levels > 50%
mircea_popescu: trinque pete_dushenski : !!subscribe missing from your docs eh.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: esp if a specific sexpr format should be included there.
trinque: ah I was just quoting that
trinque: we could go as wild as grammar for commands/args
jhvh1: asciilifeform: Error: "step" is not a valid command.
trinque: i.e. bot barfs something like bnf in sexp form
mircea_popescu: trinque i'm all for it, but feed it to me. i dun code much.
trinque: argument grammar is more essentially descriptive of the item than a pile of html
trinque: with smelly things such as html, I tend to avoid making them the canonical representation of an item
trinque: if one had the arg grammar, he could in later days mash tab on his client and get useful completion
trinque: commands-over-gossipd *entirely* replaces the www, and there will eventually be UI for that.
jhvh1: 1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
jhvh1: asciilifeform: Error: "step0" is not a valid command.
Framedragger: why is Vexual banned -
http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-16#1522329 - why no bard. you know tor irc channels used to have this skruffy character who connected from some small shanty town in deep russia and spoke broken english. thing is, he found and reported on a ton of deeper bugs, i mean like delicate race conditions that don't normally appear and shit. he claimed to have used win98 and complained all the time that tor broke on win98
☝︎☟︎ a111: Logged on 2016-08-16 02:12 phf: i feel like tmsr needs a bard, whatever happened to vexual
Framedragger: oh and he claimed to be a cat. skruffy the cat, he was. i miss him
Framedragger: heh possibru! and in other news scriba complies with the mighty bot spec (restarting)
scriba: Hello, world! My uptime is 0:00:25.
jhvh1: You have died of dysentery
Framedragger: mkay worx. @all lemme know if output makes sense. /msg scriba help or !$ help
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-14: [00:25:06] <mircea_popescu> shinohai trinque phf Framedragger any of you wanna get the links autoarchive thing going ?
shinohai: i tried making archive,is bot but it barfs sometimes if link has already been submitted
Framedragger: PeterL wrote a url scooper, maybe he wants to do the url post to archive.is part as it'd be very trivial anyway?
☟︎ mircea_popescu: multiple/all bots doing this would not cause any problems either.
Framedragger: aha. in which case i'll add a thing to scriba and PeterL can do it too and then there'll be some redundancy there, too. sounds good to me
mircea_popescu: perfect. feel free to use whatever archive services you prefer, also. i tend to like archive.is, but it's by no means the only one.
mircea_popescu: but for my own cluing-in : is it possible to write code so that you obtain the same microtime value from two separate calls for it ?
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: re archiving, right! will update laters.
mircea_popescu 's naive notion of microtime would be "returns cycle count", and since all instructions take at least 1 cycle...
☟︎ Framedragger: most systems do not provide that level of info to userland at all afaik
Framedragger: remains to be seen if those are actually accurate. i recall wanting to obtain ns-level timing in a small no-bullshit C program, wasn't able to, reliably. could've been my failure, tho. really wouldn't trust those values
Framedragger: some dude got the same values from multiple calls to microtime but that was in php and could have been php caching things, because, php
Framedragger: (linux appears to require `rdtsc` to be able to return something akin to tick count. asciilifeform maybe knows if this is a doomed affair.)
Framedragger: "rdtsc is not guaranteed to be available on every CPU, or to run at a constant rate, *or be consistent between different cores.*" (emphasis mine). `get_cycles()` is recommended, but from cursory look it seems that on some architectures it uses rdtsc internally? madness.
☟︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: in other news, apparently it is impossible to establish the calorie value of garbanzo beans. "somewhere between 80 and 150" should be good enough for anyone!!1
mircea_popescu: Framedragger thinkl about it though : if they coincide, and they also coincide in the same second, all that happens is that your lighthouse... skips a beat.
mircea_popescu: just take however many lines of x person here, create however many bogus lines, put on your blog or w/e.
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: understand and agree. it's worth to have it be pointed out in the comments if only so that someone doesn't start assuming that the spec implicitly provides guarantees of uniqueness etc. and good to have a picture of the madness and lack of guarantee anyway. but i guess you're right
mircea_popescu: yeah, by now it's becoming evident that gossipd is to be delivered with a config file and a VERY LONG helpfile.
Framedragger: man i'll write an mp markov bot one of those days for sure. will probably sneak it into irc bot till it gets banned, too; see how long before people realise it's a bot
☟︎ mircea_popescu: adding a !#wws mircea_popescu for "what would mircea_popescu say" can't hurt anything
Framedragger: "34:7 What man is there that knoweth not how to go about doing arithmetic on polynomials."
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 11:48 Framedragger: PeterL wrote a url scooper, maybe he wants to do the url post to archive.is part as it'd be very trivial anyway?
PeterL: so bot listens to chan and whenever it sees a link it submits to archive.is?
PeterL: and would it say anything in chan, or just do it silently?
Framedragger: form on archive.is is simple PeterL, just need to get a "sekrit id" to then include it in the POST. also don't assume that all post requests succeed / archive.is gives the same answer, as shinohai noted
mircea_popescu: it has the advantage that if i later search for the link it pops it
mircea_popescu: so i don't actually need to know what it was archived as.
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-14: [12:45:20] <mircea_popescu> it has the advantage that if i later search for the link it pops it
Framedragger: i assume by "it pops it" you meant archive.is, tho
mircea_popescu: yes yes, i mean if later i'm trying to read the logs, say in 2020, and we're discussing webpage of retard x
☟︎ mircea_popescu: i can just go to archive.is, put the url in and see the page.
mircea_popescu: #trilema, pissing on "right to be forgotten". since time immemorial.
PeterL: should my bot ignore links to wotpaste?
mircea_popescu: people dun wanna publish, they shouldn't publish. if they publish, it's published.
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 09:51 Framedragger: why is Vexual banned -
http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-16#1522329 - why no bard. you know tor irc channels used to have this skruffy character who connected from some small shanty town in deep russia and spoke broken english. thing is, he found and reported on a ton of deeper bugs, i mean like delicate race conditions that don't normally appear and shit. he claimed to have used win98 and complained all the time that tor broke on win98
deedbot: supersechi voiced for 30 minutes.
shinohai: ty mircea_popescu for botspec trilema
Framedragger: asciilifeform: (funnily enough vexual pm'd me today, hence why i remembered him)
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 11:52 mircea_popescu 's naive notion of microtime would be "returns cycle count", and since all instructions take at least 1 cycle...
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 12:01 Framedragger: "rdtsc is not guaranteed to be available on every CPU, or to run at a constant rate, *or be consistent between different cores.*" (emphasis mine). `get_cycles()` is recommended, but from cursory look it seems that on some architectures it uses rdtsc internally? madness.
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 12:35 Framedragger: man i'll write an mp markov bot one of those days for sure. will probably sneak it into irc bot till it gets banned, too; see how long before people realise it's a bot
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 12:49 mircea_popescu: yes yes, i mean if later i'm trying to read the logs, say in 2020, and we're discussing webpage of retard x
Framedragger: it could also scoop tumblr for porn pics and apply some internalised is-it-bdsm'y filter, too
Framedragger: then gracefully replace users in multiple irc channels with differently trained mptrons
Framedragger: asciilifeform: agree re central point of failure; there should be a network of these archivers, too
supersechi: !!register F2A9449DD132B741E416A13E54403D06BFBB0578
shinohai: i want a snarky asciilifeformtron
deedbot: Import failed for F2A9449DD132B741E416A13E54403D06BFBB0578.
Framedragger: to restart bot, write "x86 is elegant architecture"
supersechi: !!register F2A9449DD132B741E416A13E54403D06BFBB0578
deedbot: Import failed for F2A9449DD132B741E416A13E54403D06BFBB0578.
trinque: servers all wearing white and failing to understand each other : poverty = stupidity. never was nor ever will be doing something wrong
trinque: supersechi: you will need to upload your key to a keyserver first
trinque: maybe give it 10min and retry, then
shinohai: that horrid thepb.in stuff is likely culprit
Framedragger: supersechi: keep in mind that just spitting out single words doesn't usually help. use judgement to selectively quote essential details while keeping it short!
trinque: would not do for merely kindasechi
shinohai: next time it could cost 500`000 ecu
supersechi: !!register F2A9449DD132B741E416A13E54403D06BFBB0578
deedbot: F2A9449DD132B741E416A13E54403D06BFBB0578 registered as supersechi.
Framedragger: supersechi: he'll prolly be around in a few hours' time
deedbot: supersechi voiced for 30 minutes.
shinohai: meanwhile did you download and install the game already?
PeterL: Ok, now scoopbot will attempt to send all links here to archive.is, will also try to archive any links sent to it by PM
PeterL: (but it ignores log links)
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 13:50 Framedragger:
http://i.imgur.com/2ZGTzLM.png mircea_popescu gently pushing all #trilema people to move to jobs where there is no such thing as nsfw. public service i guess
PeterL: usg.aapl finding ways to drop "food" from the sky to feed the "people"
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 08:03 Framedragger: same AS as before iirc
thestringpuller: they are making some "announcement today" so i think stuff starts taking effect
Framedragger: i meant, these keys are from the same autonomous system as the ones just before. AS number 5650, "Frontier Communications of America, Inc."
trinque: thestringpuller going to get a visit from the bobs?
Framedragger: BUT i didn't check if it was actually the same AS number
Framedragger: seems pertinent to point out, but clearly an acronym bot is in dire need!1
Framedragger: (kako has a bot which announces additional info in #b-a, for those wondering)
Framedragger: asciilifeform: you mean, entire /16 and maybe even /8 ? (/0 is "all 2 ** 32")
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-14: [13:25:01] <shinohai> ty mircea_popescu for botspec trilema
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-14: [13:34:05] <Framedragger> asciilifeform: agree re central point of failure; there should be a network of these archivers, too
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-14: [13:37:03] <asciilifeform> 'German chemicals giant Bayer has confirmed its record-breaking $66bn takeover of GM seeds business Monsanto - a deal that would create the world's biggest seeds and pesticides company.'
scriba: Logged on 2016-09-14: [13:40:22] <trinque> servers all wearing white and failing to understand each other : poverty = stupidity. never was nor ever will be doing something wrong
trinque: mircea_popescu: I just fired up a python markov thing with my logs as input
mircea_popescu: considering the average level of anglopshere literacy, i do not think one could distinguish markov from person text - provided of course you generate many lines and only let pass those who satisfy stringent grammar checks.
mircea_popescu: context awareness, you could build a VERY impressive bot using large probability fields etc.
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 13:50 Framedragger:
http://i.imgur.com/2ZGTzLM.png mircea_popescu gently pushing all #trilema people to move to jobs where there is no such thing as nsfw. public service i guess
Framedragger: instead of cleverbot.com there could be mpbot.com where one could consult with synthesized mp dataset (trilema, irc) regarding financial investments and spanking techniques. markov model based on irc queries/replies could help with context awareness. #1bnvcideas
a111: Logged on 2016-09-14 03:17 mircea_popescu: trinque pete_dushenski : !!subscribe missing from your docs eh.
pete_dushenski: also, tb0t added to bots directory. perhaps mod6 can lemme know if everything appears to be in order there.
PeterL: pete_dushenski I think deedbot !!rated is wrong
PeterL: omiting the second nick gives rating from the person asking to nick1, not ratings from nick1
mircea_popescu: possibly the most outrageous thing ever to be penned by human hand.
pete_dushenski: PeterL: !!rated is actually correct. 'person asking' is 'operator'. though i can see how it might be ambiguous.
pete_dushenski: 'Omitting [nickname2] shows rating from operator to [nickname1]' << clarified ?
PeterL: ^ yeah, I read that to be shows ratings nick1 made, I guess it is just the ambiguity of English
Framedragger: shinohai (or whoever): btw are the recent bashes available somewhere? i ask because i want to use them for a quick something, i.e. a .txt would do
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform eh, that was jus' a footnote. feel free to put it in a comment if you wanna.
mircea_popescu: well we don't know anyone can supress gag enough to think ; but otherwise oubliette was on ceiling.
mircea_popescu: girls add atropine to enlarge their iris, because this is hot. after a while with this, they are blind.
mircea_popescu: !~translate RO to EN "de cite ori ti-am spus eu draga mea ca vei ajunge sa porti parul alteia ?"
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: whenever I said honey I'll get to wear your hair like another?
Framedragger: like that theory about the fall of the roman empire due to lead poisoning due to lead being used *everywhere*
mircea_popescu: challenge to the scholars present, identify the verse.
shinohai: Paris Green still killing the remnants around Victorian times.
mircea_popescu: you realise that the gossipd model with markov chains is probably the one source of the singularity
pete_dushenski: in other lulz, jhvh1 prefers slovenian over slovakian (both have 'sl' two-letter translation code). also belarusian > bengali.
shinohai: i wonder if that could start a war
PeterL: I added archive.is to the list scoopbot ignores, it seemed kinda silly to have it archiving the archiver
mod6: <+pete_dushenski> mod6: tb0t's new call command is !% << mircea_popescu speaking of this, I did get a chance to read that trilema lastnight - and I was wondering if I could reserve this mnemonic for tb0t. Is that agreeable??
mod6: (I can probably have the updates for this put in place in the next few days.)
shinohai: Shouldn't it be `!%^^^xxx?` instead?
mod6: i dunno wtf. i'll have to look at it later. anyway, i just wanted to reserve '!%' or whatever.
mod6: <+shinohai> Shouldn't it be `!%^^^xxx?` instead? << what do you mean by this?
phf: people who can't clearly visualize a cause and effect graph trying to do science. dogen is laughing at them all the way from 13th century
☟︎ scriba: Logged on 2016-09-14: [16:22:33] <PeterL> I added archive.is to the list scoopbot ignores, it seemed kinda silly to have it archiving the archiver
PeterL: just realized I set scoopbot up to recognize
http as links but not
https, fixed that now
mircea_popescu: mod6 sure, we'll tell pete_dushenski that it's taken and to move the underline one.
mircea_popescu: o hey, the historical reenaction chick looks pretty hot. i dunno they actually had that french style balconette cut till french indochina, but neways
lobbes: Speaking of reserving prefixes, lobbesbot (while not here, but in #Eulora), uses !@. Should that be reserved across both channels?
phf: lobbes: i suspect yes, since a111 got !#
mircea_popescu: lobbes i dun wanna allocate @ at all ; and i'm going to skip # as a first character also. how about you know !Q
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i thought that was more of a case of "drown, old man, drown" ?
lobbes: Euporium (jurov and Azelphur) is another bot that lives only in #Eulora. Also to take in consideration
PeterL: scoopbot is using !1 but does not have any useful functions yet (just passively archiving so far)
lobbes: Aight. I'll set lobbesbot to !Q
☟︎ mircea_popescu: i dunno that they ~have to~ come here though. i mean, not that anything's keeping them, but botmaster's discretion.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah but i thought the chick is lazy, won't cook or clean.
mircea_popescu: so they put her in vase (really, it's made out of porcelain on lead glue, much like stained glass) so she can be flower.
mircea_popescu has a vague memory of ancient book for chitlins 30 years ago
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the beauty being that with some work, she COULD break free see.
pete_dushenski: phf: dogen! i have a collection of his on my shelf here.
mircea_popescu: "writ large". see alf ? the go "ai" is already taking over "science".
mircea_popescu: got to "explained 1 or 2% of the variance", clicked away. jesus christ these shiteaters.
mircea_popescu wonders vaguely what'll happen once one of these karl zigglers (hey, they contribute to sales! everyone else - to costs!) sits still long enough to get to transfinite ordinals in his math textbook.
phf: pete_dushenski: there's a lot of vague, mystical takes on dogen, but i think that most of the time he makes very straightforward points, like in the wild fox koan, he just says that everything is bound by cause and effect, and if you think you can have a magic talisman against it, you're going to suffer
trinque has the gateless gate, read it a couple times
trinque: I don't see any point for the whimsical obfuscation
pete_dushenski: phf: aha. and now you're inadvertently making me miss those times when i spent evening after cold winter evening in the depths of buddhist and hindu teachings
trinque: what, inventing words was forbidden, so they had to grunt and point ?
a111: Logged on 2015-04-18 02:49 trinque: Citizenfive | What I'm saying, if I'm saying *anything*, is that the words don't matter. << I used to think this; lately I consider it an autoimmune disorder caused by lifetime immersion in symbolic shit
mircea_popescu is vaguely irked by the whole "overthink your communication and only make it if it 'benefits' " as if that's somehow possible.
mircea_popescu: but otherwise whatever, it's 1k ad. guy's a notable thinker.
mircea_popescu: i mean, how's he to know that god damned submarines leave a trace, and certainly follow a path. the waterbirds, wut.
mircea_popescu: da fuck is wrong with this knickers fixation in contemporaneity!
phf: i think it's impressive how he manages to think his way out of nothingness. his baseline is basically 15 year old monks in training, who need to be taught not to shit on their hands, etc. knowledge transfer consists of dialogues about buddha teachings. it's very much the case of grinding lens by hand to study astrophysics
phf: there are some interviews with feynman where he's trying to explain how doing science is a constant game of catching yourself lying to yourself long before it becomes a question of "scientific community" etc.. dogen is coming from the opposite direction of learning to see things clearly as a goal, and a lot of his essays are descriptions of what he saw
phf: further obscurantism comes from people who don't see clearly, but in a markov chain thinking relay what they heard before "of course that's how it is, i heard it from joe, and it was tired then, what dogen is actually saying is this flowery shit i pulled out of my ass"
phf: mircea_popescu: i read nishijima translation, and the guy went out of his way to make it unreadable, but as precise as he could render. i can read japanese grammar, and nishijima's version comes with a lot of kanji annotations. i've checked some of his claims, and they check out as far as it goes.
mircea_popescu: fellow was simply not interested in pigs. ironically, belonged on it plenty.
mircea_popescu: phf i'm pretty much null on azn languages myself, and so there's always this exact problem, "oh, idiot brit made up all this shit"
phf: madam blavatski and her followers did a lot of damage for years to come. it was literally in her writing that original meaning doesn't matter, as long as the translation sounds cool (there's a rationalization for why that somehow supposed to make sense)
☟︎ phf: and majority of azn/indian translations came from theosophists
mircea_popescu: and in other convenient coincidences, as per 문전본풀이 the goddess of kitchen and the goddess of outhouse had an argument, therefore koreans may not take things from kitchen to toilet or vice-versa.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform we're going by "A Study on the Liminal Space of Jeju Traditional Housing by MunjonPonpuri" -Kim Hyoung-Jun.
mircea_popescu: and you missed out on lotta cunt. chicks dig this shit for some reason.
phf: "shobogenzo for people who hate all this shit"
phf: there's a series of russian koan parodies from the 90s internet called "dao-kakao" which among other things made fun of chinese names like that
mircea_popescu: to add fuel to asciilifeform 's latent xenophobia, blavatschi was, of course, ukr.
mircea_popescu: oh incidentally, anyone recall who wrote that short text about the guy that sleeps and dreams that he is hidden behind a bush and by them goes a militsyan
mircea_popescu: !~tr ro to en "Kalughin a adormit si a visat - cica sade el intr-o tufa, iar pe linga tufa trece militianul. Kalughin s-a trezit, s-a sters la gura si a adormit din nou si a visat din nou, cica trece el pe linga tufa, iar in tufa s-a ascuns si sta militianul"
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Error: "tr" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: anyway. what's dogen got to say to this fellow ; entirely disinterested in "utility" as he finds himself ?
phf: i kind of want to believe that dogen wasn't a bore, nor a stickler, but otherwise their goals are unrelated to each other.
trinque: asciilifeform: saw that yesterday; angles for "only NSA can save us" doesn't it?
deedbot: mihi voiced for 30 minutes.
trinque: whole thing is "the internet can never change and we are helpless"
phf: i walked right into that one
mod6: <+pete_dushenski> mod6: !% is all yours mate << ok sounds good. will make the needed changes asap.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> mod6 sure, we'll tell pete_dushenski that it's taken and to move the underline one. << thx!
pete_dushenski: mod6: cool. unrelatedly, why do you c/p whole text line instead of using a log link ? fwiw it's tough to read.
phf: fwiw that approach is gossip-proof, there was a thread in logs, that there's not really such a thing as "log" in gossip model, and the conclusion was that logging will need to be reexamined. inline quoting though remains
pete_dushenski: that i can totally see. but until such time... i mean, it's not as if inline quoting is a skill that needs to be kept sharp.
mod6: <+pete_dushenski> mod6: cool. unrelatedly, why do you c/p whole text line instead of using a log link ? fwiw it's tough to read. << i'm old school. and trying to flip-flop between screens is hard for me.
phf: in the old definition of log, i.e. illuminated scroll "thus spoke saint alf"
mod6: I find the quoting via web-logs cumbersome, personally. The only saving grace is when a bot parses the line, the spits out that line, and maybe the next subsequent line so I get some context instead of having to copy the log line referenced and drop it into a browser manually.
mod6: Well. Unless the line(s) referenced are say, more than a few days old, then for obvious reasons, it's handy.
mod6: But, while it's still in my scroll back...
mod6: Having pretty good luck testing the new makefiles vpatch.
mircea_popescu: phf cuz logging as we use it atm is a centralized thing
phf: asciilifeform: we started with a single canonical log though, where kako's testimony was implicitly the word of tmsr. there was some anathem/"A Canticle for Leibowitz" jokes about it, the log files were deeded, etc. while working on btcbase i realized that there can be no canonical log without arbitration, i.e. because of netsplits, lost messages, out of order, clock skews you need a single authority to decide what ultimately goes into
☟︎ phf: log. so at some point we were in "log according to btcbase" situation. with the recent move to multiple bots and more importantly multiple logs, we now have "log according to ..." model, which we can still though attempt to reconcile. once we move to gossip there can't even be a talk of single log. it's always "log according to whoever heard and relayed it" by design.
☟︎ jhvh1: shinohai: Error: "thanks" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: "This is how hunger begins: the morning you wake, feeling lively, then begins the weakness, then begins the boredom. Then comes the loss of the power of quick reason, then comes the calmness. And then begins the horror."
pete_dushenski: sorry, make that $4bn. but that's just what happens do your usd when you build a mega-project over a decade. sorry for your qe.
pete_dushenski: which is itself a theft of 'brezhnev's guitar' in riga.