vvande: ben_vulpes: I've got it. :)
vvande: yeah, refugees everywhere
deedbot: RodrigoBTC voiced for 30 minutes.
RodrigoBTC: Need to learn how to register public key with deedbot
ben_vulpes: deedbot is in the habit of sending encrypted one time pads
ben_vulpes: lol so are you going to register or what
deedbot: Import failed for RodrigoBTC.
ben_vulpes: RodrigoBTC: dude you hafta put a url where your pubkey is accessible
deedbot: AEEF2B966DCCD0BF60A38E117A0F38EEA068CB16 registered as RodrigoBTC.
ben_vulpes: !!v A8C1C721F16ED4D230B452B915CE404FFDA3AAAE909DA06EB7C4108047A28910
deedbot: ben_vulpes rated RodrigoBTC 1 << doolb_wen
ben_vulpes: now imma devoice you, message deedbot !!up
shinohai: That's some awesum shit ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes: i'm probably not going to build outbound
ben_vulpes: apparently not, classic misrecollection
ben_vulpes: why what? why not build outbound? why did mailinator not?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: you're not going to get choked flow with fans i don't think
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: solid riddle, "why can a fan not produce supersonic choked flow"
ben_vulpes: "given a large enough fan, and small enough nozzle throat..."
ben_vulpes: in jet engines, the nozzles release combustion gases and expand them through a turbine to drive the fan shaft
ben_vulpes: there is also the upstream compressor driven off the same shaft but a) that's a compressor not a fan and b) that compressed gas is reacted with hydrocarbons to throw off oodles of gas cfm
ben_vulpes: to achieve the same effect with fans you'd need to dissipate at least the same amount of energy through the fan motors as you'd liberate from the fuel, no?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: rather impossible to cram into the linked lifting body
davout: ben_vulpes: even french gipsies know how to block a highway properly
BingoBoingo: member berries harvested from the bushes outside Ft. Mead?
BingoBoingo: major database merge with waiting submissions?
BingoBoingo: Well numbers had to come from somewhere... Is this Fuck goat related?
BingoBoingo: Well bahamas is still in the white house till June 20th. Prolly ought to publish a something before the black bag comes.
davout: toasting in epic primes
mircea_popescu: dude i go out with the sluts for a few hours and you break the internets.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-17 02:19 ben_vulpes: trivial wwwtronix
a111: Logged on 2016-11-17 05:44 asciilifeform promises a tall drink of your choice next we meet, to the 31111117 d000d who can immediately say how this was done.
scriba: Logged on 2016-11-17: [05:30:43] <asciilifeform> ok folx small experiment, brace yerselves
Framedragger: ye olde debian prng bug => small set of possible ssh keys => factors extracted for keys => factors inserted into db?
Framedragger: though, e==35 (not prime) in these it appears, so prolly not.
thestringpuller: looks like ViaBTC just openly confirmed mircea_popescu 's mining conspiracy.
thestringpuller: that's only the tip of the iceberg. he literally stated, "I've been having back room discussions with other miners." << only tip of iceberg
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Have you applied for the Trumpreich's office of civil rights yet?
vvande: Is there such a thing?
vvande: I thought you'd have to be Christian.
BingoBoingo: vvande: What's a Christian? danielpbarron keeps the dictionary definition of that one here and I think there's maybe 100-ish of those per said official definition.
vvande: I was thinking of that Mike Pence guy.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: Don't think I'll have time being a part-time farmer. Trying to figure out a way to grow seasonal foods indoors without true greenhouse but not 100% artificial light. Quite a pickle.
thestringpuller: The spinach and tomatoes are doing good. But my peppers...not so much.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-17 13:49 asciilifeform: debian had 32768 (yes) possible ssh keys per size variant, 2006-2008, because of 'bug' (if you believe the 'accident' i have five or six bridges to sell you)
mircea_popescu: i am ill equipped to properly interpolate the imbecility of "computer experts" in the wild today.
Framedragger: mircea_popescu may be interested to read about how it happened. i think it was some developer-helper tool / linter / sth which showed an 'unused var'? and dev removed it. and broke rng
mircea_popescu: what's the score, 1.5k rape victims out of 100k hopefuls ie ~2% ?
Framedragger: (well, so the story goes of course. either way, malice / insanity)
mircea_popescu: Framedragger i have no time to read usg-ian cya documentations.
mircea_popescu: i can see that. not for me particularly though, every time slavegirl fucks up she has an explanation of "what she thought" in thsi vein.
mircea_popescu: it's more shocking than "rape" at first, but they get used to it eventually.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a side-great thing would it be, to see if this method pops... non-debian moduli.
mircea_popescu: when he's done run a diff between the ips of fucked moduli and your banners, then select distinct ?
Framedragger: i can take a look at the data to see how easy would it be to stitch things up next ~wed
mircea_popescu: odds are some systems even use the same thing unpatched to this day.
Framedragger: (i hope they're in a decently parseable format, but i think they are)
mircea_popescu: well if they aren't, someone's gotta have some 'splainin' to do :)
mircea_popescu: and in other side chuckles, everytime someone mentions me on reddit everyone KNOWS shit, in the sense of having personal library of "outrageous mp quotes", and the whole thing turns into a contest of whose list is better.
Framedragger: asciilifeform: does your script pull out only these debian-bullet-fucked moduli? would be nice to be able to distinguish in the-db-which-im-gonna-put-them-in
mircea_popescu: well not really, he just needs to discard everything prior to yest night
Framedragger: cool. (no hurries as i'm busy with stuff till next ~wednesday anyway)
mircea_popescu: phuctor, that improbable playground that just keeps right on giving.
mircea_popescu: with a link to "Kurt Roeckx is a contemptible shithead" article i hope.
mircea_popescu: who you know, is ALSO on the "openssl team", where he does the exact same thing.
Framedragger: if i end up with any consultling work due to phuctor at some point in the future i'll commit to sharing some of the profitz lol. this is good stuff. which reminds me, is "We expect to add a detailed product page to the website" still happening? i'm just super curious
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i can't, not really. as pissed off as i/anyone can be, "What I currently see as best option is to actually comment out those 2 lines of code. But I have no idea what effect this really has on the RNG. The only effect I see is that the pool might receive less entropy. But on the other hand, I'm not even sure how much entropy some unitialised data has. What do you people think about removing those 2 lines of code?
mircea_popescu: Framedragger hey, there's the republican tax, look into that.
Framedragger: (and on a side note, "hang out on #trilema after splitting with gf" has been one of the more constructive choices i've made in my life)
☟︎ Framedragger: mircea_popescu: ya, aware of that. no revenue from bitcoin business yet tho :p
mircea_popescu: alf has finally found a way to spam the chan that won't have him send cents to tipjar.
mircea_popescu: originally it was "oh whatever, it'll pop 0-epsilon, you can do those by hand. if you even have anything to do."
mircea_popescu: by now it's an industrial sized hose, hundreds of items.
mircea_popescu: and if experience has taught us anything, it's that when discussing concrete crypto implementations "theoretically possible" means something like "it's theoretically possible leonardo de caprio's new girlfriend will also get dumped when she turns 25."
Framedragger: btw, afaik lots of ssh *client* keys got generated this way. soo, ssh client key dump should be interesting... and it can also be used to, you know, directly own boxes.
Framedragger: (though, iirc github removed shitty ssh client keys - don't recall when jurov collected them, i think he mentioned this)
mircea_popescu: trinque can deedbot rss parsing be unprincipledly altered so that any succession of alphanum characters in excess of 16 spaces is replaced with first4[...]last4 ?
☟︎☟︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: you're the right guy to ask, because the provider rss should give out real data, but to spit out in the channel because of line limit rules you're excused to shorten.
shinohai: Phuctor is all happy this morning I see
mircea_popescu: we certainly see the wisdom of phf's graying out the bot.
Framedragger: i take it feed is truncated due to rss / whatever - the actual amounts are much larger
Framedragger: "fix your broken shitty keys" as a service anyone? :p
mircea_popescu: Framedragger yeah whenever deedbot polls it gets the last 10. but in that interval the rss could have updated 500 times even
mircea_popescu: kinda the problem with rss and in general with pull-notify : the polling interval is a magic number.
mircea_popescu: yeah. the latino 3rd worlders are high on "open source" without understanding much of it / the context.
mircea_popescu: yeah but seems underrepresented. mebbe not looking close enough
mircea_popescu: ah i guess that's it, i didn't look at the right segment. these ARE ips after all, they're not geodistributed evenly.
mircea_popescu: at least the bot is QUICK, we've established that much.
mircea_popescu: holy shit they actually have an ip gate for the old trunked phonelines ?
phf: mircea_popescu: did we lose btcbase.org domain? dig doesn't resolve it to anything
phf: asciilifeform: nope, domain registration is mircea_popescu's
mircea_popescu: phf i don't expect lost, but there seems to be some wtf with the dns
mircea_popescu: i think registrar switch trashed records or some other passive-agressive idiocy
mircea_popescu: because hey, why do we have these idiots if not to bother and disturb.
mircea_popescu: phf i see : "btcbase.org (None) ns-usa.topdns.com,ns-canada.topdns.com 2013-04-29 2018-04-29 Active"
phf: seem to be, doing dig btcbase.org @ns-usa.topdns.com directly returns empty record
phf: mircea_popescu: not sure if this is going to work, but try putting ns1.digitalocean.com. ns2.digitalocean.com. ns3.digitalocean.com.
mircea_popescu: phf applied. lemme know if needs new or different, i'll change them np.
shinohai: I'm sure she is, I thought the scowl was professional. To keep the weak people away.
scriba: Logged on 2016-11-17: [15:40:00] <asciilifeform> btw everyone probably remembers this from the golden olden debian days, but these chumps tend to also have remote ssh login with debianized keyz
Framedragger: in fact.. due to
https://hdm.io/tools/debian-openssl/ correctly pointing out that "This flaw is ugly because even systems that do not use the Debian software need to be audited in case any key is being used that was created on a Debian system.", someone should attempt botnet-brute-login to all 13M+ (i forget lol) ssh hosts with rng-fucked client keys.
☟︎ Framedragger: need a pool of IPs to circumvent fail2ban and similar throttlers, but absolutely doable.
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: 1366/2941798*100 = 0.04643418752749169
Framedragger: and it's the end of twenty fucking sixteen, and bug was patched in 2008.
mircea_popescu: Framedragger systems that were probably live and untouched SINCE 2008. and will stay live and untouched.
mircea_popescu: which strongly selects for high value boxes. because random schmuck can't afford to pay his fucking car insurance for a decade straight. let alone A BOX
mircea_popescu: that's, by and large, more than his entire disposable income by integer factors.
Framedragger: yeah. including various switches at possibly high value places, apparently...
mircea_popescu: well, davos, you know. what the fuck happens there, random pop stars go to lipsync now and again right ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform wait a second. the ssh server keyset was only 2mn ?
Framedragger: (13M-something plus additional bundle i gave later iirc)
mircea_popescu: Framedragger i have whole C blocks, if you can figure out way to use them.
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: i mean, it would be a *crime* not to put them to good use, eh.
mircea_popescu: as an anonymous local derp pointed out in the timeless form of graffiti, "todo lo que hecho es culpa"
mircea_popescu: sure. it pays in digits. how much amount of number would you like for salary ?
Framedragger: (btw google translate gives "All that is done is fault" which is rather metaphysical)
phf: btcbase.org resolves again
mircea_popescu: "everything i do makes me guilty [of something]" or somesuch.
phf: i was sipping my morning tea, reading log wherein i discovered that log is down
mircea_popescu: Framedragger well, you can for instance have 139726997751454111915904619550162707808203084445381675899502501905880172371800564192336604561392352834442397803502180272178168609534571417139652736074006381838606945870681675798239956101347648158634057954478954539657529611339229519954804320801627225859755851674248495274059853287465065694834593744294532066047. very good quality prime number pepe. RARE.
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: kk. i'll print this on my business card
Framedragger: this is probably a one-to-one demonstration of some carder forum threads
Framedragger: asciilifeform: makes me want to try top 100 password lists on telnet/ssh/etc on the whole ipv4, you know
Framedragger: "bless you, internet of things, finally i can have my army"
Framedragger: (but seriously, may be interesting to at some point brainstorm useful applications of botnet...)
mircea_popescu: iirc they had a "lightweight" thing for raspberry-pis and such
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: yep raspbian, though that should have been after patch, but - who knows
mircea_popescu: the "utility of junk boxes" is fully covered in republican literature. just gotta do the work.
mircea_popescu: "the anti-defamation league addedpepe the frog to their database of hate symbols"
mircea_popescu: it being a spec, it didn't contain an implementation, no.
mircea_popescu: i'm also not going to start quiting parts of a settled discussion in response to arguments by ignorance.
mircea_popescu: you wanna discuss it, discuss it like sane people, with line and verse reference, not from this position of hurr.
mircea_popescu: well depends what you do. but once someone implements the interface, the user is free to actually price these correctly. maybe there's more demand for box with X than with Y, but the only way to know is if bidding can actually occur.
mircea_popescu: mostly on puffery / whatever can be misrepresented. it's closer to gold-for-gop-retirees than soy futures.
mircea_popescu: generally the problem with these fringes (of finance, tech, you name it) is that the "people" involved correctly score themselves as more able with other things than the subject. so you get a lot of "value add", ie, "services".
mircea_popescu: dude... on the fucking "secret" market on tor, whose secret author ACTUALLY VOLUNTEERED IT TO TRAFFIC COPS or anyone who'd listen,
mircea_popescu: MOST communication happened in plaintext, in spite of ... well of anything really.
mircea_popescu: and yes, they preferred western union and paycheck-cashing-certificates/store scrip over bitcoin
mircea_popescu: because if the pig ran off to be a highwayman, he'd mostly waylay grain carts.
mircea_popescu: so my digging through the dank heap has produced a very shiny item. it says : "born too late to explore the earth ; born too soon to explore the galaxy".
mircea_popescu: this is actually the existential problem of the kids, innit. yes, they're lazy. but also...
Framedragger: this reminds me, i've got all teh ecdsa ssh keys, too. to be looked at one day..
Framedragger: if anyone's interested in exploring those, lemme know.
mircea_popescu: i have nfi what system would accept insane local zones by default.
mircea_popescu: it's true that linux recognizes ethernet devices. it's not true that it loads it or dhcps over it (unless idiotic defaults, which sure, african os argument prevails). but non-192.168.* as local zone requires fiddling with configs.
mircea_popescu: anyway - most languages use <1k syllables, which makes creating a "fake" reading in a person's voice of a given fragment out of a larger recorded set quite a banal exercise in combinatorics.
mircea_popescu: in other news - voice is not authentication. pgp is authentication ; and nothing else.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not really. it's a solved problem in the exact sense pixaring is cheaper than shooting.
mircea_popescu: i have nfi what's publicly available, but eg 2010 ro pres campaign i saw enough to be satisfied.
mircea_popescu: one party was intending to use it because hey, "cheap technology" but then it was discovered that it's actually cheap enough other party can also do it so they decided at last minute to eschew rather than make even more fools of themselves
mircea_popescu: in the process burning a "respectable" "physicist" (horia-roman patapievici)
mircea_popescu: who had you know, in preparation announced the item, which then failed to materialize.
mircea_popescu: then you know, "i didn't say the tape exists, i said it was offered", blabla.
mircea_popescu: anyway. it's not actually altogether clear that sexually intimate folk can be fooled.
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: got odds on a fed rate hike during the first term of the trumpenreich?
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: did mthreat ever get his?
ben_vulpes: "this mig has only had oil changes at the dealership"
mircea_popescu: most airports have them, but... the problem is material resistance. upkeeping a couch made of wood != upkeeping a couch made of paper. similarly, upkeeping car engine != upkeeping jet engine.
mircea_popescu: ejector runs you about half what the plane did lol. for some reason usg is fixated on them
mircea_popescu: part of which reason may be they're somewhat dangerous.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-02 15:54 asciilifeform: ( incidentally, does mircea_popescu know what is
https://archive.is/71Wfw ? there are hilarious stories connected with it )
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> pete_dushenski: got odds on a fed rate hike during the first term of the trumpenreich? << From what I understand much higher interest rates are a necessary part of summoning The Great Again
ben_vulpes: does the whole stock/re bezzle fall over if rates go up?
ben_vulpes: or is the Great Again in this context starving 401knauts
☟︎ BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Well how did Trump make his fortune? Bankruptcy. What is a debtor's worst enemy that suddenly becomes his great ally once he files? Interest and inflation.
BingoBoingo: Similarly what's the cure for a very dry penis caused by months of campaigning?
trinque: unless what's her name fedmerkel dies, I don't see why interest rates would heed Trump
BingoBoingo: Even the Fed can be forced to follow markets.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Chief consideration is how Reagan "fixed" US economy.
ben_vulpes: !~later tell the_scourge fix your connection, wouldja?
jhvh1: ben_vulpes: The operation succeeded.
deedbot: asciilifeform rated the_scourge -2 at 2015/02/03 12:44:20 << dear usg, please send better clowns; the cheap ones are growing tiresome.
trinque: what, his 1337 hacker name isn't convincing?
a111: Logged on 2015-02-10 04:00 ben_vulpes: at least robert viragh and the_minor_pestilence had the good sense to not leave a crumbtrail
pete_dushenski: ben_vulpes: during entire first term ? ~100% on yes, rate hike.
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: if you want an easy hundo i'll put it down on 'no', at 1:99 ;)
pete_dushenski: how aside ? is this a contract we're hammering out or winky faces ?
ben_vulpes: eh, round to the nearest half, call it 0.15
pete_dushenski: so i'm shipping you 10 btc if the us federal reserve fails to increase its prime lending rate but once in the next four years ?
ben_vulpes: y'had me scratching my head there for a second
ben_vulpes: hey with all the couches you're buying
pete_dushenski: dude, in four years 15btc could quite possbily buy ~my house~
☟︎ ben_vulpes: if i understand the math here, you'd only stake 14.85
ben_vulpes: hundred percent odds implies that you'd be on the hook for 21MBTC
ben_vulpes: anyways draft a contract if the notion appeals
ben_vulpes: if 15 buys a house, .15 might get you a car!
pete_dushenski: i guess the 'prime' rate is more technically called the 'fed funds' rate. will modify.
BingoBoingo: Yellen Fedmerkel is pretty much the only one it seems not being resigned
a111: Logged on 2016-11-17 20:22 ben_vulpes: or is the Great Again in this context starving 401knauts
mircea_popescu: (millenials, obviously, and i suspect the plan is to "fuck them".)
mircea_popescu: lmao at usg complete unravel. kirby of state dept makes claims in public. op asks for details. kirby responds by claiming that he didn't make the claims he made and that "they've seen" "credible" reports from "aid organisations". which terms mean as follows "they've seen" = "some starving intern at random mfa blog pulled from ass" "credible" = "saddam wmd" and "aid organisations" = "hillary's friends children trafficing netwo
mircea_popescu: the_scourge stop with the relogs. either get a line that works or read the web log.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, direct for alf : 95.7 % fall in quarterly profit at new york times. the cause being... unexpected costs related to firings.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-13 14:28 mircea_popescu: goodwin is right, a nyt bankruptcy / slashdot sale is very much in the books for 2017.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> who the fuck does all-stock 401k << This guy.
BingoBoingo has to have something to work a program on.
BingoBoingo: Directed into vague categories. All in on Large Cap, Mid Cap, and International. Thing's a toy.
BingoBoingo: Thing rapidly oscillates between impressive gain and slight loss.
Framedragger: pete_dushenski: s/Payments are to be made within seven (7) of resolution/Payments are to be made within seven (7) days of resolution/ ?
Framedragger: (on the other hand it's something i may use for my boss. "this will be done in three.")
a111: Logged on 2016-11-17 21:47 pete_dushenski: dude, in four years 15btc could quite possbily buy ~my house~
mircea_popescu: but it'll be the only thing that'll buy anyone a house. or perhaps the house.
mircea_popescu: Framedragger ha-ha. he's behind seven resolutions. got proxies ?
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: yes but ii need to write a visual basic script to track my own ip
Framedragger: else the resolution firewall will get breached
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Tis the American way. Pretenders gotta pretend.
rg: well that was a warm welcome
rg: if ieve ever seen one
rg: so how's my romanian crime syndicate members doing
BingoBoingo: rg: We are all applying for appointments in the trumpreich
rg: Putin hacked our voting machines
BingoBoingo: rg: Acceptance is the answer. Just relax and surrender your will and life to The Great Again.
shinohai: "Everyone I don't like is a Russian hacker"
rg: i saw you finally went scammer
rg: mircea_popescu: you know anyone who used to mine BTC with a buncha GPUs
rg: and their rig is still setup?
deedbot: L1: 0, L2: -2 by 4 connections.
rg: why does this thing hate me
ben_vulpes: because you have no idea how to use it
BingoBoingo: Oh my all sorts of old is getting dragged up.