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asciilifeform: hanbot: lol. windowcat, in all likelihood, began by watching birds. or the play of her kitten, microwindowcat. but she's been known to look in the window.
mircea_popescu: were she 15 you'd have been fine.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony was she over 18 ?
fluffypony: she was from the Overprotective R Us school of thought
fluffypony: and she's from East Germany
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Indeed she was
mircea_popescu: like that miss florida girl or w/e she was
SuchWow: he/she is +F
usagi: She probably made more than most working men
chetty: yes she did, and if not husband then father
usagi: If she could prove income she certainly would not need her working husband to cosign
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski inasmuch as the married female has no rights and no recourse, pissing off her husband is pissing off the wrong guy. she quickly learns not to do that.
mircea_popescu: "sammy j beats his wife regularly. johnny told his wife if she doesn't stop dressing like an out of work whore he'll beat her too. sammy is on trial for terrorism nao"
pankkake: As for her friends, they were almost exclusively other oppressed SJWs. Although friend is a strong term. She had many fights with them that basically boiled down to "stop complaining about your oppression, mine is more important." She was, essentially, a contestant in the oppression olympics.
Vexual: one would convince you she needed your wallet
nubbins`: we get settled in, she clicks on headlamp to get oriented, illuminates huge spider dive-bombing directly towards her face
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo she got shot with a bb pellet ?
mircea_popescu: the chick however, she comes from money, ran for the danish pirate party iirc, got a seat.
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: is that the app that lets you anonymously tell women you want to cum on their tits? <<< you know, this is very popular with a large section of the female population, but the woman that wants dribbling by random people she doesn't know is quite rare.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` reminds me of the woman that claimed she can'tr fuck because migraine ☟︎
nubbins`: https://myspace.com/shitloadoftits/music/song/there-she-was-gone-live-1017322-1032706
mircea_popescu: i can't tell these people apart. unless she starts writing her gpg fingerprint on her boobs nobody can tell her from eve.
chetty: <mircea_popescu> cnat even find someone to dump water on her head, figures someone gives a shit about her tits.//problem is of course that they do, at least next time she wants a job or smthn
mircea_popescu: she'll be turned down for employment and dental insurance.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` that first fucktard... jesus god she's bleeding from the tits
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> why me? << that's what she said.
mircea_popescu: was she on her back or on her knees ?
mircea_popescu: helps if she has decent buoys.
asciilifeform: today she'd own one of those radio-controlled insertables.
nubbins`: fwiw she used to grind her vulva on the corners of desks when helping students
nubbins`: she was a strange woman
kuzetsa: mircea_popescu: the size of the folds of ones labia is not directly proportional to sexual activity, but only differs with natural variation from person to person... your logic is invalid for calling that slutty... or is this just your headcanon for that particular pony? in which case, I agree, she's awful
pete_dushenski: like she's not involved in the contraceptive process
mircea_popescu: maybe she has an electric personality
gribble: mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 9 hours, 9 minutes, and 3 seconds ago: <mircea_popescu> trixisowned typical name for a slavegirl, to indicate that well... she's owned.
cazalla: i do morning/lunch shift (she uses machine to express milk) so i have arvo/evening to myself
cazalla: there's nothing on, i don't know why she wants it
cazalla: shame she died
cazalla: as my missus reminds, my parents were not even born here, she's been here since convict days yet i'm more opposed to immigration than her
assbot: , I dont understand what she thought was going to...
trixisowned: http://semitolerable.tumblr.com/post/94787182624/i-dont-understand-what-she-thought-was-going-to
mircea_popescu: trixisowned typical name for a slavegirl, to indicate that well... she's owned.
justusranvier: The love interest gets married to a guy who she grew up with in the same house. Warlord refuses to allow the marriage on the grounds of incest. Problem averted.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i am interviewing an assistant. part of the requiremenets are for her to get in wot. if you still need "office-esque" stuff done, she will be in channel in the future
mircea_popescu: cue seinfeld finding out "She's into it".
RagnarDanneskjol: thats what she said
nubbins`: there were only like 6 or 7 colors in there to begin with. it's just that for some reason she put each stroke in its own layer
mircea_popescu: problem is all this cost her < a hamburger (which she gets free anyway)
nubbins`: iirc she ended up relenting
nubbins`: To the judge, she said, “Mr. Supernumerary, why are you still speaking? I’m the only one with standing in this courtroom and have the rights.”
nubbins`: prior to becoming a life advisor, she'd done stints impersonating a doctor, among other things
BingoBoingo: mike_c: She played venus the other day?
mircea_popescu: lol hey nubbins` how come everyone knows she's got major beef curtains urmom ?
mircea_popescu: (this is what i'm going to call people that are right from now on. if leah derpman can make nonsensical statement then chase it with "saying it doesn't make it so" @ som eunfortunate soul that tried to point out she's talking out her butt, why can't i!)
pete_dushenski: https://twitter.com/l_m_goodman/status/497721593905565696 << she don't quit
asciilifeform: 'she's pretty high of the ground; doesn't OSHA require spotters, or a hardhat...' << from comments
mircea_popescu: i knew this chick, her thing was, she'd go through the trains at the end collect discarded books
nubbins`: she was thrilled
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7gghv7r1fA << here. she was TOO TALL
punkman: mircea_popescu: what did she do, use the mop on the servers?
khersonus: a woman!? she needs to get on it
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo maybe she finds him in bed with like two goats and a snail gets angry and buries an axe into his skull
kakobrekla: like she has a say re speedballs.
TheNewDeal: urmom is how she spells it
nubbins`: she was in the kitten tank first
mircea_popescu: whether she throws herself at me or not.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes: just...derping. << i have nfi, tried to give her an online job so she can cover her expenses and live more or less comfortably in exchange of spending 12 hours a day in front of the screen. didn't take it. << mo? what was the rate?
nubbins`: because she saw me coming
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu> indiancandy1:wher is mp BingoBoingo: Where isn't MP? ndiancandy1: india << you know y'all gonna have to start giving the girl some credit. she's both persistent and occasionally clever. << Definitely persistent, seems to be developing clever
nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> either teh mi6 paid her a visit or else she inexplicably wants more from life than 12/7 lcd screen. << "curiously, the human wanted fulfilling work. we will analyze the data further until this makes sense" :D
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1:wher is mp BingoBoingo: Where isn't MP? ndiancandy1: india << you know y'all gonna have to start giving the girl some credit. she's both persistent and occasionally clever.
mircea_popescu: either teh mi6 paid her a visit or else she inexplicably wants more from life than 12/7 lcd screen.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: just...derping. << i have nfi, tried to give her an online job so she can cover her expenses and live more or less comfortably in exchange of spending 12 hours a day in front of the screen. didn't take it.
kakobrekla: only coz she needs to suck cock to get it
indiancandy1: where is she
mircea_popescu: she is pakistani, not palestinian. how are these people to be taken seriously ?
mircea_popescu: she did not quit it earlier in protest of say strikes against pakistani that resulted in what, 1mn people displaced ?
mircea_popescu: closed down a decade into it. author realises she'd rather be a mommy than a ho.
mircea_popescu: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrkjd1CtFr1qlne6uo1_500.jpg this is the one guy she *really* likes.
mircea_popescu: "the traditional route : years of rejection and failure untill she's finally spit out the bottom of the porn industry"
mircea_popescu: decimation: at any rate it's not clear to me that clowns like Hayden or Alexander would even recognize skills if they saw them << precisely. suppose they DO recognise them, like, "this chick looks like she could suck a golfball through a gardenhose." now what ? the last guy that recognised that skill lost his job.
mircea_popescu: <decimation> turns back to me like nothing happened. Miriam faces these ancient human problems of violence and poverty, yet she owns a futuristic technology like a smartphone. This haunted me for months." <<< all this meaningless bs. was the daughter hawt is all i want to know.
decimation: turns back to me like nothing happened. Miriam faces these ancient human problems of violence and poverty, yet she owns a futuristic technology like a smartphone. This haunted me for months."
decimation: "I met one trashpicker named Miriam who made her livelihood with her teenage daughter by selling plastic scraps for a dollar or two a day. She was telling me her story: the grinding poverty, the constant threat of extortion and murder by organized crime, the shooting of her husband, the sexual assaults on her daughter. In the middle of this heartbreaking story, her phone rings and she pulls out a nice smart phone, texts someone, and
mircea_popescu: she wears makeup biking ?!
fluffypony: she got super aggressive and insulting about it too
pete_dushenski: "How...how's the work going... dear?" she yelped miserably. The soldier shook her. "Put some affection into it!" he roared. She sobbed again. "How...how's the work going... dear?" she yelped miserably again, but this time with a kind of pathetic pout at the end. The mighty Khan sighed. "Oh, not too bad I suppose," he said in a world weary tone. "We swept through Manchuria a bit and spilt quite a lot of blood there.
pete_dushenski: "What sort of day have sort of day have you, had..., dear?" she asked querulously. Khan looked up briefly, wearily. "Oh, same as usual," he said, "violent."
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think she was just playing dumb.
asciilifeform: novice can be considered 'graduated' and teachable, e.g. actual maths, when she stops saying 'safe' except to refer to a heavy metal box
mircea_popescu: cheeky joo is she.
kakobrekla: she is in Scotland or something?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla gassen vag is what happens when you play with whipped cream in the pussy and then tire the girl out so she falls alseep
pete_dushenski: my mom was invited by the architecture university in bucharest to adjudicate the 6th year final projects since she still speaks the language and they like foreign panelists
mircea_popescu: "Jacqueline Boubion, 30, Diamond Bar, California. Degree: B.A. communications, California State University, Fullerton. Career goal: film director. Current job: production assisting in commercials and music videos. Student Loans: none, but $22,000 in credit card debt." << right. she's got problems.
mircea_popescu: i had no idea she existed.
BingoBoingo: dignork> http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02mbnkHcY1r9mubdo1_500.jpg << She prolly ought to see a doctor about that cyst in her natal cleft
mircea_popescu: and she dun hate the game, she hate da playa!
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> honey if the rest of the world disagrees, who the fuck are you again? << she's SWAIA! Someone with an internet acct!
mircea_popescu: http://www.laddertheory.com/images/mansladder1.jpg << is this how the "she's a 10" thing was born ?