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asciilifeform: these became popular, presumably, with 'orcs' on a budget
mircea_popescu: ^ i had no idea cerf was also a poet.
mircea_popescu: It was the first, and being first, was best, but now we lay it down to ever rest. Now pause with me a moment, shed some tears.
asciilifeform: a standard jtag probe of whatever kind you're partial to (i like 'bus blaster') and a copy of openocd is all you need
asciilifeform: decimation: you want a 'cisco cable'
ben_vulpes: perhaps i am behind the times, but is there a buildroot config that's been passed around?
decimation: but then I would need a mips64 build host
asciilifeform: decimation: it has the whole orchestra, minus a very small and possibly interesting micro-bootloader that loads uboot - iirc - on it
asciilifeform: decimation: this, among other reasons, is why i live in a particular not altogether-pleasant place..
asciilifeform: if polar bears had a bag of money ?
asciilifeform: and why does a reverse engineer need to travel anyway
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: is it because most folks need fallback employment if a job falls through? sure - but if a craftsman is needed badly, he will go on tour to antarctica. so long as the costs are covered.
pete_dushenski: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31908620 << this, is a new one for me
mircea_popescu: such as you know, apostiles, or whatever. allah on a stick.
asciilifeform: decimation: it is a very common setting in a uboot used for dev work
asciilifeform: though i hesitate to let ietf be a canonical copy of anything at this point - even this...
mircea_popescu: certainly. most of gdp in the "service economy" is exactly akin to running a bunch of elizas at each other.
assbot: When PARRY Met ELIZA: A Ridiculous Chatbot Conversation From 1972 — The Atlantic ... ( http://bit.ly/1C8yDEq )
asciilifeform: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/06/when-parry-met-eliza-a-ridiculous-chatbot-conversation-from-1972/372428 etc
assbot: 4 results for 'eliza parry' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=eliza+parry
asciilifeform: ;;later tell decimation before you ceremonially burn that thing, or put openbsd on it, etc. consider posting the u-boot partition to #b-a warez (talk to kakobrekla?)
asciilifeform: they used to follow a similar pattern, e.g., 'this post is a very astute commentary on the subject, i should like to read another like it, please carry on the good work' etc.
assbot: O hai. I was justing doing a penetration test of your site. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1aErKnM )
mircea_popescu: so yesterday, i get http://trilema.com/2012/o-hai-i-was-justing-doing-a-penetration-test-of-your-site/#comment-113450 im all like wtf.
asciilifeform: in a production machine, 'uboot' should skip straight to loading from nand
asciilifeform: ;;later tell decimation ^ iirc you were using a naked 'edgerouter' somewhere. the time to stop was - july. the second best time - now
asciilifeform: of course, now we have a helpful recipe for determining whether it's a don't-give-a-fuck-shop or a usg honeypot - sue, and see if state secrets privilege is invoked...
asciilifeform: 'It said in its prospectus that certain of its products were sold to Iran, Cuba, Syria, the Sudan and North Korea and that some of its encryption components were sold without the appropriate export authorization… A review of Ubiquiti's sales to Iran by the Department of Commerce's Office of Export Enforcement earlier this year resulted in a warning letter, but no criminal or administrative prosecution or other penalties -- b
asciilifeform: owed them to continue for another year, until February 2011, OFAC said. The company said, in a filing released Thursday, that until early 2010 it didn’t prohibit its distributors from selling its products to Iran. After it learned of the potential violations, the company said that it failed to immediately ‘amend all its distribution agreements and to implement more robust compliance controls.’'
asciilifeform: 'Ubiquiti “demonstrated reckless disregard for U.S. sanction” law, and allowed its wireless equipment to be exported into Iran through distributors located in the United Arab Emirates and Greece, according to a release from the U.S. Office of Foreign Assets Control. The firm had no compliance program at the time, according to the release. And even after Ubiquiti learned that the transactions broke U.S. law, the company all
mircea_popescu: mebbe i need a repricocity phee.
assbot: Choking on a Cherry - The Fifth Element (5/8) Movie CLIP (1997) HD - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1C8v9lf )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i have a kind of image of just this animal in my head. but not earthling elephant, but the creature from '5th elephant' who i think of as 'desk elephant', or, alternatively, 'lisp elephant'
mircea_popescu: this was elevated to divinity, a sort of fsm, by the people making the robotzi cartoons
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform trompi is a very common name for a cute small toy elephant. romanians have names for everything - for instance azorel is what a cartoon dog should be called ideally.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu what, i've never traversed a database before
assbot: How to fix your local trackbacks ? on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1C8t9K2 )
pete_dushenski: but if it's just the filter then i thought i'd give you a heads up
pete_dushenski: as we know, wp sucks a donkey's cock, but it still seems odd that none are getting through these days
pete_dushenski: come to think of it, the "bitcoinpete" links had a much higher success rate than contravex
mod6: <+asciilifeform> shits out a barcode to print << yup. $160.00 USD for U.S. citizen
mircea_popescu: "That's why I decided to make a "deblobbed" version of OpenBSD."
asciilifeform: shits out a barcode to print
asciilifeform recalls that getting a passport in usa takes a rather long time.
ben_vulpes: a new "reciprocity fee" document?
mircea_popescu: so get a new one.
mircea_popescu: dude. does the thing have a picture of you in it ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes your passport in a different name ?!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: l0l. i think it might be a new york thing
assbot: seinfeld...."cause you got a Cadillac" - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1C8n6F3 )
ben_vulpes: this, i suppose, is what i get for being a us subject
ben_vulpes: turns out the argentines want *translated* court documents demonstrating name change, *and* they want the translations *notarized* and they want the *notarized shit* bearing a apostille, which today i learned to be a thing.
asciilifeform: doesn't ring a bell ☟︎
asciilifeform about half jew depending on how counted, but doesn't know a thing about jewing
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ... as if a reverse engineer needs any further "branding" or advertising past the ability to do hisd work << it is entirely possible to be under- or even un-employed, or mal-employed (substitute appropriate term..?) in any profession, and yes, even that one
funkenstein_: now that they've seen a real one they can start faking them
mircea_popescu: just like having a car doesn't alow having gasoline. it's true that often people who have cars also independently have gasoline, but the two are fundamentally unrelated, and there is such a thing as the fool's breakdown, ie, car's outta gas on the side of hte road. ☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 06-04-2015 23:00:36; lobbes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-04-2015#1084982 << Why ridiculous? Wealth is good, no? Or are you saying that amassing large amounts of currency is pointless in a 'post-industrial' world.
mircea_popescu: even fucking air traffic controllers have slumps, once or twice a century one's unemployed. maybe two if it's real bad.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-04-2015#1090166 << as if a reverse engineer needs any further "branding" or advertising past the ability to do hisd work. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: it just sort-of works provided a) lemmings and b) some very basic nonsensical assumptions.
mats: http://phrack.org/issues/66/10.html << 'malloc des-maleficarum', a classic
mod6: do i need to make a login id?
lobbes: Or is it simply: "Don't make yourself a target for usg" ?
lobbes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-04-2015#1084982 << Why ridiculous? Wealth is good, no? Or are you saying that amassing large amounts of currency is pointless in a 'post-industrial' world. ☝︎☟︎
ascii_field: perhaps it is best to be thought a complete idiot, in this specific scenario.
BingoBoingo: Maybe the assumption of a tamper trap is normally enough?
ascii_field: '...sliced off his GPS ankle monitor and affixed it to a crudely built contraption in his rural New York residence "in order to give the appearance that he was still present and moving within his home."'
assbot: Facebook fugitive attached GPS monitor to a “motorized contraption” | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1xYtQsQ )
ascii_field: mega-l0l >> http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/03/facebook-fugitive-attached-gps-monitor-to-a-motorized-contraption
nubbins`: "Guess we all know why theymos has been hanging out in the transvestite hangouts now. He's embezeld the forum donations to turn Bad Bears P into a V so he could be his B and he gave him admin privalges so you could come here to take out his frustrations after he rams it up his ass until he bleeds. "
ascii_field: http://arstechnica.com/security/2015/04/dell-support-software-gets-flagged-by-antivirus-program << the vuln is a few weeks old but this is lulzy
mircea_popescu: takes a while to get to the valkyries.
mircea_popescu: of course, the original was a fucking cycle of operas.
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: except that diseased state happily contracts the megalomania out to a hundred various 'mengeles' each of whom focuses on the insides of a particular variety of designated untermensch
mircea_popescu: generally, illness in humans is manifested as a contraction of the "presence bubble". you may sit in your bed thinking of things as far away as a continent, but the man in pain sees nothing past his nose. and the man in love, past HER nose.
mircea_popescu: wtf is this world where such great things can go out and not even a billion people show for the burial.
mircea_popescu: dude for all the pretense they put forth ... they've been gone for a month and i've not yet run into a mourning woman ?
Pierre_Rochard: mircea_popescu: almost a month ago: http://www.wsj.com/articles/big-names-put-cash-in-bitcoin-startup-21-inc-1426029318 (haven’t heard from them since)
ascii_field: ^ for anyone who was living in a sealed bunker for the past few yrs, 'palantir' is one of the direct subcontractors to nsa panopticon wares
Pierre_Rochard: Peter Thiel is a co-founder of Palantir, convenient for him to arrange a deal!
mircea_popescu: aaanyways. it's a safe enough model for as long as inflation holds, because it's based on nominal figures. known as the hyperinflation debenture frenzy.
Pierre_Rochard: my favorite was “Data analytics provider Palantir Technologies Inc., which was valued at $15 billion last September, turned to an SPV arranged by Founders Fund, a San Francisco firm headed by billionaire investors Peter Thiel, according to people familiar with the deal.”
mircea_popescu: "Pinterest board observer raised $200 million in three days to buy more shares—with startup’s blessing" << almost exactly different from how a ponzi is run,
mircea_popescu: OUR GREAT LEADER WAS SLAIN BY SOMETHING IN A ROUND BOX THINGEE! ROUNDBOX THINGEES ARE NOW BANNED!11
mircea_popescu: there's a correlation.
mircea_popescu: it's more of a hipster crowd thing
mircea_popescu: "i make a loss on every sale but hope to make it up on volume"
assbot: diet libc - a libc optimized for small size ... ( http://bit.ly/1IkzxVF )
trinque has trouble seeing the value in something that continues to lose money, but then, he's a simpleton
trinque: post-dot-com business in a box
mircea_popescu: the part i like best is the scamconferences they organise where they go to spend a coupla days in alt.universe where HUGE DEALS happen and stupidity is "an industry"
mircea_popescu: this is a business now. derps actually hope to make money out of this. someone might care about domain names still, because they did pre 2001, because dotcom people were idiots
ascii_field: when i did a tour of duty as a perversely purposeless employee of university, the cellar below my office, one flight of steps down, was a dns root serv. peculiarly well-guarded and fortified for something so low-traffic (root dns servs get used hardly ever)
ascii_field: dns is pure gold as a pwnhole vector, incidentally
mircea_popescu: but, regardless. every journey begins with a frenzied fuck and a sad kiss goodbye.
ascii_field: can you 'fix' a roadkill baking in the sun ?
ascii_field: and other things. It's supposed to make application programs independent of the separately configured actual network environment of the machine. A nice idea, but changes to GLIBC can lead to problems loading it. And you can't statically link "libnss", since it is configured for each machine individually. The problem comes, I think, mainly from statically linking other GLIBC libraries, notably "libpthread", "libm", and
nubbins`: fwiw it's just a matter of ripping out the chunks of boost that don't belong
mircea_popescu: i had to do a dbl take see if he actually put html cruft in his poc.