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BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Gotta remember it is 'Murica so Arm ripping chimps, not blowjob chimps.
mircea_popescu: "On Monday, Manhattan supreme court justice Barbara Jaffe granted a writ of habeas corpus on behalf of two non-human plaintiffs"
mircea_popescu: how exactly does the us expect to ever be taken seriously ?
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mircea_popescu: we prolly all ended up on it because someone or other did a harvesting run of ba stuff
BingoBoingo finally filed his annual IRS papers this week. Another 0 tax year.
☟︎ ascii_lander: the lulzy part is that the addr where i get these isn't even the one in my wot key
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:24:03; mircea_popescu: but you can't make "woman flour", so just fuck up everyone.
ascii_lander: (e.g., folks eating wrong-handed foods to diet and shitting selves as per 'olestra' , etc)
ascii_lander: (no one owns anything, not even own pathetic carcass)
BingoBoingo: I honestly could see the Tractor Pull lobby and John Deere coming to blows over this
BingoBoingo: Things change when dealing with people who throw additional motors on a chassis more enthusiastically than AMD throws more core on a die
BingoBoingo: Tractor Pull is a phenomenon like Hamas that attracts an strong overlap of people with engineering talent and a love of firearms.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: esp. the type that matters, the robotic/self-driving one
ascii_lander: hence the importance, to the buggers, of nailing down 'no, you don't get to examine or change the fw'
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: two worlds. one that is palpable with unarmed eye, and the one that matters.
BingoBoingo: It's interesting the ways that sports men and women weaponize these things that evade the inspectors and referees until the machines break
ascii_lander: mod6, ben_vulpes, mike_c: note to usaschwitz inmates: 10x the usual frequency of scam callz to my u.s. phone, during voyage. somewhere there is a db of folks who went off the reservation. don't be surprised if phones in your social graph were similarly targeted.
BingoBoingo: hopper full of telephone pole segments was my favorite. I have no idea what serious advantafe they were aiming for there
ascii_lander: betcha somebody got the traditional 'ransom scam' for instance.
☟︎ ascii_lander: point being, that not only do things widely known to leak - leak, but also other things
mircea_popescu: lol john deere selling "licenses to operate" tractors now ?
ascii_lander: and one ought not to expect to hear any 'official' discussion thereof.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: in precisely the same way as crapple sells license to operate iPnohe, toyota - to operate toyota, etc. and the rest of the firmwarederpological world
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: ECU firmware license with purchase of tractor apparently
ascii_lander: started -at least- with ibm selling permission to use that 31st cpu etc
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ascii_lander: l0l, 'illegal' is a concept only meaningful to commoners, in usa
ascii_lander: it does not apply to anything usg or its tentacles might do.
mircea_popescu: i was speaking of the proper term, illegal as deemed by the most serene republic.
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ascii_lander: might as well go straight to 'epidemiological hazard, nominated for glassing'
ascii_lander just noticed the steady drip of derpcomments on trilema re: the fetlife thing
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu that commenter sounds pretty... simple.
ascii_lander: 'Or any recommendations in general for someone who is quite tech savvy, but whose programming skills and experience don't go beyond writing some basic scripts.' << what does 'tech savvy' mean?
ascii_lander: (cnc is a fairly legit variant of what we understand as 'programming')
☟︎ pete_dushenski: and he can sync it to itunes. his grandma cannot do this.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander yes but like jourdain speaking in prose, he might not realise that's what it is.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu so how did the first conference in bsas stack up with the romanian editions ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander seems to be lingering longer this time
mircea_popescu: so is the consensus that one can't be tech savvy without being a programmer ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: idk but i still remember when that -meant- - if meant anything - that one could program
BingoBoingo: One probably at least needs be know of programming.
mircea_popescu: i used to read diskedit printouts looking for Stoned B as a kid, i CAN do it.
pete_dushenski: i can see it. savvy basically meaning that you can make the machine do what you want
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: re: earlier thread: you would, i think, like this place.
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ascii_lander: i'm convinced that if most u.s. folks knew what kind of jail they live in, they would go full bore apeshit.
BingoBoingo: When I make it out I'd like to avoid that part. Probably not stay in hardware B-A too long first visit, but definitely temped to spend decade+ outsid of Illinois.
mircea_popescu: and if earthworms knew what their fate is they'd miss being the emperors of china, and the throne.
BingoBoingo: Maybe earthworms are wired to like living in the shit?
ascii_lander: 'We are worms, we're the best, and we've come to win the war. / We'll stand, we'll never run; stay until it's done.' (™) (R)
mircea_popescu: "She got the dogs safely out of the house, just as multiple armed agents rushed inside. Some even barged into the bathroom, where her partner was in the shower."
pete_dushenski: they probably enjoyed the entertainment before busting in
mircea_popescu: put up signs "groups of police not allowed on this property. come alone or get shot."
BingoBoingo: Wisconsin was too polite, It's almost pete_dushenski land
mircea_popescu: and then start shooting at any groups of cops larger than one.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo apparently the border is increasingly blurry
pete_dushenski: now us border guards can patrol canadian rail stations and airports and if they kill someone, be subject only to us law
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Wisconsin has culturally been the land of you fuckers forever. The new stuff is all things that should concern you
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Wisconsin's basically been Canadian since... the 1920's
BingoBoingo: As soon as there were enough people there to commune with yall
ascii_lander: '… next came ominous warnings. Don’t call your lawyer. Don’t tell anyone about this raid. Not even your mother, your father, or your closest friends.' << l0l
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow."
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo well then wisconsin has been part of canada longer than (half) my family!
pete_dushenski: is wisconsin cheese actually decent? not sure i've tried any
ascii_lander: 'And she realized, “Every aspect of my life is in their hands. And they hate me.”'
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Yeah, but it's also an avenue for contagion. US badgov goes to Canada through Green Bay
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it's actually not bad. well,m the better stuff anyway
ascii_lander: the only answer is something like total cultural dismantlement (see carthage) and the proverbial 1000 years of colonial ball-crusher.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu i'd have to figure that everywhere has at least some variant of edible, even enjoyable cheese.
ascii_lander: 400.gif << somebody isn't eager to take in the american cheese emitter
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu btw i didn't fully grok your comment on my infanticide article. sarcasm or no ?
pete_dushenski: not sure that being in favour of baby killin' makes one more or less attractive to opposite sex, but would guess the latter
BingoBoingo: California cheese pretty shitty, dunno why they are burning so much water on that and Alfalfa
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski i don't think any woman is going to score the male propensity to infanticide positively.
pete_dushenski: females want their children to survive, males want their children to perform
mircea_popescu: females strongly wish the offspring to survive. males weakly wish the offspring to perish.
mircea_popescu: the sun wants particles strongly energized, thermodynamics wants particles weakly de-energized.
mircea_popescu: as a result, coriolis storms, rainbows, deep throating and daisies.
pete_dushenski: deep throating being when the father doesn't wish his offspring to perish strongly enough ? or too strongly ?
mircea_popescu: unrelated. it's a false bridge between the two example cases.
mircea_popescu: point being, the strong push weak pull device drives all performance, but performance is a byproduct.
mircea_popescu: if it doesn't make sense to women, it doesn't make sense to men, either. whether they're poorly equipped to figure it out or not, notwithstanding.
pete_dushenski: how so ? are there not differing perspectives ? differing inclinations between the sexes ?
BingoBoingo: Anything younger than 10 is probably too early to cull anyways
ascii_lander: cheapest infanticide is simpy: not making'em in the first place
BingoBoingo: At least for cases not obviously cullable in womb
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander notrly how this works. cheapest computer is not "no computer". that's cheapest noncomputer.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu towards the value of a child, particularly if handicapped
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: whatchatalkingabout, works great. just like the 'noncomputers' running my knives, forks, shoes work great.
ascii_lander: how do you even comment on the 'value' of something which pretty much no one has anything like a reasonable reason to want.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu i guess i'm still wondering why the 'making sense' equation has women leading and men following
ascii_lander: what is the 'value' of being dragged behind a truck until nothing remains on the rope but a small flap of skin ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, this "natural" thing... shitting in the bed is also natural. something being natural offers little ethical indication.
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mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski it doesn't. if something makes sense to only one gender, specifically, it's probably stupid.
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pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu that's general enough that i can't argue with that
mircea_popescu: and kids are drastically distinguishable from animals, at any age.
mircea_popescu: monkeys do not, either. they eventually learn to, but if you watch it specifically, the difference is striking.
BingoBoingo: With a life expectancy of 2 years hard to call any racoons adults
BingoBoingo: I have seem a great many short flat citronella candle in tin leave the bounds of the picnic table in the backyard due to those masked bandits
mircea_popescu: anyway, this entire discussion of interests and bs... i dunno that there's any value in trying to re-write the protestant ethics-as-capitalism.
mircea_popescu: it's been amply documented and vastly shown to not work, one's probably better served by reading the past three centuries of various attempts.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu this a romanian article you're referring to ?
ascii_lander: it is like saying that meteorite does not work. for the man whose head it falls on - it 'worked.'
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mircea_popescu: ascii_lander the idea that you can calculate the sum-value-in-the-future for alternative courses of actions and pick like you pick an investment
ascii_lander sat for a while in the tango place after mircea_popescu and hanbot went home, and reread favourite parts in ben_vulpes's copy of 'asylum', and contemplated lessons thereof
mircea_popescu: it's squarely irrelevant "where this leads". lead it where it may, do it or don't do it on some basis other than you know, "expectations".
mircea_popescu: all the derps pushing gaw, for instance, neglected proper causes of action because of their retarded dreams as to the future.
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski no, just, the approach is meaningless. who cares what outweighs what.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: it is the logic of hunger. or, more to the point, of thirst. what is the logic of a stranded sailor deciding to drink sea water ?
mircea_popescu: if some "public interest" however defines "exceeds" however defined my pleasure at cutting the bankrupt's heart, what of it ?
mircea_popescu: "SHYLOCK: Till thou canst rail the seal from off my bond, thou but offend'st thy lungs to speak so loud: repair thy wit, good youth, or it will fall to cureless ruin. I stand here for law."
pete_dushenski: so it doesn't really create anything that can be compared
BingoBoingo makes first mint julep of the year with yard mint
pete_dushenski: needless to say, i can see why some people would choose a "post-birth abortion" aka infanticide
mircea_popescu: i can see why people that just killed a kid would tend to represent this as a choice
mircea_popescu: as i can see why people'd tend to represent it as no choice at all
ascii_lander: what'd be the, alternatively, trauma-surgeon-logic ?
ascii_lander: as in, perspective of reasonable thought outside of the trauma
mircea_popescu: the alternative is nothing. murder's not something to be explained.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: teh lion does not go into song after lightening the lioness' load.
ascii_lander: (the thing where everything -has- to be explained/ratiocinated is a disease of modernity, aha)
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu curious, do you think abortion is murder ? if so, at what point ?
BingoBoingo: It depends on the mother, father, and the foetus
mircea_popescu: During an appearance before the House Oversight Committee on April 14, Leonhart faced aggressive questioning over the punishment imposed on agents who were found to be engaging in sex parties in Colombia with prostitutes that were funded by drug cartels. Expressing displeasure that the agents were given suspensions of between two and 10 days and did not lose their positions or security clearance, Republican Rep.
mircea_popescu: Trey Gowdy of South Carolina asked, What would it take to get fired at the DEA? The DEA agents I used to work with were worried about using their cars to pick up dry-cleaning.
mircea_popescu: the weirdest prt being that what, you actually have to organize columbian prostitutes to fuck gringos now ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: of course they have to be organized, l0l. as you can see, even basic whore can see radiation damage from a cannon-shot's distance.
pete_dushenski: "Furthermore, she has retarded reactions to murder. Murder is a fact of life. It's what healthy, adult men do, exactly as much and exactly the same as having babies is what healthy, adult women do. Her reaction to murder is akin to current day bois' reaction to birth, you'd think the sky just fell over." << closest i came to digging up an 'explanation of murder' via
http://trilema.com/2013/la-strada/ ascii_lander searched for an iconic article re: how violent death is a necessary garbage collector for a healthy civilization, found it, realized that it's a nearly untranslatable ru piece
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu have not, i'm guessing that it's going on the list though!
ben_vulpes: <lobbes> re: coffee. Once you go black, you can't go back. Added benefit of $maxcaffeine per cup << you're missing so much context here i don't know that it's worth fixing
ben_vulpes: but let's try anyways: "pragmatic coffee nerd in buenos aires"
☟︎ ben_vulpes: <mod6> oh wow. good for you. i never sleep on planes hardly. << oh man i'm going to sleep sooooo welllll
ascii_lander contemplates the tech level of the junk stores. grew up an orc, yes, but i never touched a fucking gramophone
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:14:27; pete_dushenski: and lemme guess, the oldest people in the room asked the four questions instead of the youngest
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 17:16:05; pete_dushenski: "Susannah Heschel, a well-known Jewish feminist scholar, was introduced to an early feminist Haggadah that suggested adding a crust of bread on the seder plate, as a sign of solidarity with Jewish lesbians (which was intended to convey the idea that there’s as much room for a lesbian in Judaism as there is for a crust of bread on the seder plate)."
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo would appreciate the fella who was selling, among many other things of this flavour: the back half of a Luger.
ben_vulpes: perhaps i even stay for something past the ceremonial pre-sunset whiskeys next year too
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: also had something recognizable as a schmeisser mag
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: in a country where apparently no one shoots recreationally, these were peculiar sights
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:26:27; *: lobbes now feels compelled to read flour labels before buying
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 19:28:57; mircea_popescu: but for the record : the case for dosing women, especially the sort likely to have kids unexpectedly (young, addicted, poor) and the sort likely to be depleted (oyung, addicted, poor) is extremely compelling.
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mircea_popescu: i don't think i ever met a girl i actually liked whose parents were not poor.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: this is how you get usa. just as crowded, but with cthonian horrors walking around, instead of pretty gurlz
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ben_vulpes: well a) your taste in girlie lineage isn't relevant to the discussion
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: substitute your own, see if answer differs
ben_vulpes: you'll find plenty you like from poor parents who accidentally got all the nutrition they need
mircea_popescu: more trustworthy brothers to be had among the children of whores than among the children of whatever, "women in tech"
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: you're plenty familiar with the quality of usa girls
ben_vulpes: is propping the market up really doing anyone any favors?
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ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: the thing that blew me away (ben_vulpes saw, but putting it here for the permanent record) was the difference in faces.
mircea_popescu: there's not actually anything wrong with iodized salt.
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 00:35:49; *: BingoBoingo finally filed his annual IRS papers this week. Another 0 tax year.
ascii_lander: in usa perhaps 1 in 10 20-30y.o. females has the face of a human being, rather than a malignant motorized plastic doll
☟︎ BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Only filed because necessary to certify with USG 0 payments on stafford loan repayment plan. Can only tolerate so much phone spam
trinque: really depends on the city
ascii_lander: but this is my observation which i will sign under.
trinque: tons of beautiful women in austin, tx
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 00:54:00; ascii_lander: betcha somebody got the traditional 'ransom scam' for instance.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: hard to describe if you don't already know
BingoBoingo: This year experimenting with expanding the side gig from lawn mowing to lawn mowing and de-orcing front gardens. liking results so far.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: what they look like before a year of real food
ben_vulpes: i don't have any, 'cuz port towns lend
trinque: ascii_lander: female fox news anchor?
ascii_lander: trinque: approximately. except that it's attenuated for the camera
ascii_lander: trinque: to get a picture of this face, you more or less have to be an unremarkable male civilian with a camera built into your nostril.
ascii_lander: if someone issues me a nostril cam, i promise to take this photo when i come home.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: My hypothesis is the particular type of birth control pill which is trendy now. Definitely an effect on skin though, more... textured latex look shits the girls between 17-20, rather sudden onset.
trinque: surely BsAs chicks are on the pill in similar proportions
BingoBoingo: As always a mix of things, but progesterone-only mixes are very popular.
trinque: probably even have a fancy govt thing to get it from
BingoBoingo: trinque: There's so many varieties of chemical called progesterone.
trinque: mircea_popescu: hah! I wouldn't have guessed
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo afaik combos are still the bulk used everywhere.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: But progesterone only is "great for acne" hence exceedily popular in overweight America
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 01:01:26; ascii_lander: (cnc is a fairly legit variant of what we understand as 'programming')
mircea_popescu: anyway, afaik a typical pill is 0.050mg desogestrel (DSG) + 0.035mg etinilestradiol(EE) / 0.100mg DSG + 0.030mg EE / 0.150mg DSG + 0.030mg EE / dextrose.
ascii_lander: incidentally, is there a canonical mircea_popescu article re: the pill psycho-reversal thing ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Depends. When I was TA'ing pharm school there was noise that combo pills with estrogen included presented health risks in the form of exciting ER positive breast cancer and "blood clot promotion".
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: the mega-boojum of the bc pill
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Never really substantiated yes, but 'Murican courts have a "chilling effect" so... progesterone only promoted under guise of acne control.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: the one where women in differing parts of cycle were attracted to proximate histocompatibility-pattern males (prefers 'related' during pregnancy) and distant mhc. during ovulation (prefers 'unrelated' to avoid recessive zap)
☟︎ ascii_lander: and so basic pattern is, people marry, and it's time for the offspring, woman goes off the pill, and - zap. no more attraction to the male
ascii_lander: because they met while the mhc toggle was flipped.
BingoBoingo personally never understood why implanon et al were never more popular than they are
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: quoted item applies to -all- hormonal bc mechanisms
mircea_popescu: the reason zap no more attraction is that people by and large suck, and you don't want to be stuck with them.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: if it were brick-in-the-face obvious, folks might notice.
mircea_popescu: and it'd appear everywhere except for portland, the cultural notion ofwhat marriage is pretty much is constructed so it won't work.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Sure, addressing other positives... easy for partner to verify by light touch of the arm... extended cycle...
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Implanon and its ilk go into the subcutaneous fat. easily palpated
mircea_popescu: btw, i was watching some derps getting in ben_vulpes' way at a milonga today, and omfg are the gringos ridiculous. i dunno if anyone here knows how to tango, but the idea is you drive the woman.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: are we also to propose verifying woman not stabbing you while you sleep? and if so, how ?
mircea_popescu: this dude was holding on to her arm like he was going to drown i nthe floor
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: By waking with lack of new orfices
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: point was, at some point you trust the parachute
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: there is not a spare parachute for the spare parachute of the spare parachute.
ascii_lander: and after mircea_popescu left, that dude drowned in the floor
ascii_lander: or perhaps he didn't. i didn't stick around long enough
ben_vulpes: and after ascii_lander left, ben_vulpes got intimidated off the floor
ascii_lander: i went back to $lander to drown in floor there.
ben_vulpes: 7pm "todos nieveles" is not 9pm "todos nieveles"
mircea_popescu: (ftr i was kind-of chuckling to myself the other day when you were derping about how you want to lead bla bla. you couldn't possibly have been that good, i thought.)
ben_vulpes: leading is maybe a thing one is tuned for but it is not a thing one "does" without lots of work
ben_vulpes: maybe next year i go to the 9pm todos nieveles session
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Spare parachutes are always good, but some times you have to plan to win the game of civil court
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: 'the only winning move is not to play' (™) ® 'war games'
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Well next month I'll have a better idea if I was made to win criminal law. Still kinda perturbed recon_eric didn't try harder...
ascii_lander wonders how ben_vulpes could have been intimidated by those folks he was wiping the floor with
recon_eric: Guess I'd have to care more to try harder =P
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: mebbe i shoulda stuck around and been the derp in the room for the second session, but my sugar high from mister_p's icecreamstravaganza'd worn off at that point and all the phrienz had left
ben_vulpes: i'll probably do like 4 hours tomorrow night
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: are you still parked near there, with the suitcase nuke ?
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: I could have probably saved 10-50k easily from your scamming childhood friend, but then again I may have had to pay taxes...
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: roll in enough dough to take and run with
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: did not actually carry nuke around today, just matching desert eagles
ascii_lander: so ben_vulpes is probably within 20 metres, l0l
ben_vulpes: hoping for a reasonable bedtime for once
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Wouldn't it have been grand to have the chance. 10-50k would have been so much rocket fuel on a Bingo-Budget
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 09:41:05; cazalla: williamdunne, maybe they touched swords long ago and recon_eric hoped by eating garza's shit on top of it, he'd keep quiet about that time they, you know, did their thing
assbot: Logged on 21-04-2015 09:44:07; cazalla: recon_eric, pretty sure garza was banging amber as well tbh, what with the constant text messages and shit
ascii_lander wonders who will be the first fella to get a 'dear john' telegram while at a trilema meetup
BingoBoingo: recon_eric: Honestly holds as little interest of mine as a zoo animal. Josh is only interesting at the points where he almost touches real persons.
williamdunne: recon_eric: Thread might be worth reading that I linked
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: imho garza et al are about as interesting as, e.g., buruli ulcer.
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander, mircea_popescu: you know, wot solves the buenos aires black market labor problem too
ben_vulpes: i am probably late to this party as well
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Chives that escape containement do not mortally endanger yards in my care, but they interest me.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: i think he was looking for (or at least didactically portraying) conveyor men, not programmers.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: as i understand there are no programmers here
BingoBoingo: Oh shit, and I was starting to python decent without dead trees next to computing monitor
ascii_lander: and l0l, i don't even remember how to program any more (at least in the traditional sense where someone gives you a spec & pays)
williamdunne: ascii_lander: Use Node and 7 frameworks, apparently
ascii_lander: williamdunne: this is only vaguely meaningful in my head.
BingoBoingo would like to see a WordPress 2.X replacement in SBCL
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: would you also like to see a vietnamese water buffalo replacement that runs on jp-A ?
ascii_lander: not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live
BingoBoingo: I would love a pack animal that runs on Jet-A
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: hint hint - everyone who needs this - has.
ascii_lander: and if you have it, and it isn't obvious, then it doesn't work.
trinque: common lisp static site generator
ben_vulpes: the point is to make it so painfully impossible for this to happent to ordinary mortals that the bastards can't pull this kind of stunt anymore.
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ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: thing is, doesn't work unless you are holed up in fuhrerbunker 24/7
williamdunne: ben_vulpes: Alternatively people need to start shooting so that its too risky for them to continue running into houses
ascii_lander: if it becomes known that you've cemented a toiletcam into every brick in your house - you will be beaten and arrested/'shot on escape' elsewhere
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: they go after der boxen.
ben_vulpes: house entry is a terror tactic, not actually performing research.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: if you have something of actual value on these - pull the pin.
ascii_lander: i mean, when the battering ram crashes through
BingoBoingo would like girls with Yugo SKS, nato grenade combo
ben_vulpes: pulling the pin does nothing to humiliate everyone involved.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Pin activates thermite, thermite brings liberty
ascii_lander: how does ending on on 'youtube' humiliate the thugs?
ascii_lander: they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1
ascii_lander: the only useful application would be to avoid 'nailgunning'
BingoBoingo: COurtroom is zoo pen at best, county far at worst
ascii_lander: at any rate, if anyone here does not have -some- variant of this in place, now would be the time to make arrangements.
ben_vulpes: and if the things are incredibly low cost and easily hidden, the unknowability of where its deployed makes people start to think multiple times.
ben_vulpes: especially if their names end up rather publically attached to such actions.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: does the name lon horiuchi ring a bell ?
BingoBoingo: bastard file + aluminum can = half of thermite, bastard file + rustocalypse + other half. Triggering is your problem
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: trinque Git, kinda a dealbreaker.
ascii_lander: i learned his name many years ago, shortly after the thing that made him famous. what of it. he wasn't, afaik, lynched
trinque: ben_vulpes: I've been writing quite a bit of it myself lately
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: git has an unacceptabru weakest link to constitute improvament
trinque: ben_vulpes: drives a little device I'm fielding to let the kitchens increase prep time on orders
trinque: has a dial and a shitty lcd screen
trinque: good for queso-covered fingers
ben_vulpes: trinque: you should bring the thinger down south
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet
trinque: ben_vulpes: yeah I wouldn't mind
ben_vulpes: k so research first then, derp about my toolset later
BingoBoingo: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << Serenisima protected a cat last week from larger predator...
trinque: the git command's pretty arcane, but the data model's relatively straightforward
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve
trinque: just a derpy key value store where the keys are hashes
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But as ascii_lander posed it, the victory is what was killed
ben_vulpes: there was no honor in the kittens demise.
BingoBoingo: Oh, kittens didn't die. A -redacted- met the spade
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:19] ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow." << precisely my point
ascii_lander: i picked up and played with a small moiety earlier today, in the cemetary
ben_vulpes: i'll buy her a great big fuck off box in recolata after victory
ascii_lander: they have them running around, there are dishes with food.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes no, it does not, because the locals are either mentally retarded or mentally ill.
mircea_popescu: before you can have good tools, you need the orcs developed enough to use them.
mircea_popescu: imagine arming the mongol horde with ak-47s only to discover they use it as a club.
ben_vulpes: i suppose implicit is the importing of staff
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> [01:31] just like the 'best car' << "cultures that do not cherish the young mother perish", and we want this for la serenissima?
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> not everything is a category that ought to be replaced and live << very much this.
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BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: But the cat was saved because shelter it takes on day one of 10 day rotation was occupied on day 9 by a [canine/avian/reptilian] and trespasser was dispatched.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring
mircea_popescu: there's really no further point for most of ba's population. alf likes the women, some light industry (cooks, etc) are salavageable,
mircea_popescu: but by and large these derps are about as needed as any black african from africa.
ascii_lander: come now, who is to be the worker bee in the hive ?
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> like nuke deterrent. << no, he has a point. the footage is valuable.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> the sooner they go the way of malaria, the better. << falcipram?
mircea_popescu: but by and large im with williamdunne on this : if what it takes to force the usg into abject surrender is turning suburbia into iraq, fucking turn suburbia into iraq.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: too high tech for my illiterate mind
ben_vulpes: you're just lazy and i think possibly scared
mircea_popescu: that simple policy : no groups allowed on this property. enforced with guns.
mircea_popescu: let them try and get around it. as the costs baloon they will give up.
williamdunne: mircea_popescu: The men bursting through doors are men like any other, if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job..
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i understand, the actual nuke-carriers chased me off the floor tonight.
ben_vulpes: but someday(!) i'll have their ears 'pon me necklace
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: 'lazy' is not quite the word. imagine you grew up without ever interacting with cars in any way other than jumping out from under the wheels of a speeding semi every other day.
BingoBoingo: Who wouldn't want to give process servers a bit of disincentive, right recon_eric ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes there's a subtle difference re "young mothers". serenissima is an elective thing. you don't get born into it, quite specifically.
ben_vulpes: no clearly, but the young can be set upon the road much more early can they not?
ascii_lander: williamdunne: … if they think they will be met with a chestful of lead they are going to want a little more compensation for doing their job.. << this is part of the process of how we got the 'no-knock warrant.' the next step is, of course, the 'shoot-first' warrant.
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> all tech though is learnable << Not to all people. The engineering students who failed at video conferencing as the other part of my pharmacy school TA pairing.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: 'twas directed at ascii_lander
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i do intend to run the assperiment
mircea_popescu: how does it go ? "honey, you're sixteen now, time to go be a whore in hong kong" ?
ben_vulpes: i suspect the odds are something abhorrent like 1/10 in each event
williamdunne: ascii_lander: There cannot be infinite escalation, and I would bet on the police being on the losing end. Shoot first warrants would end up with the neighbours making potshots at the police
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander nothing wrong with the "no knock" warrant. the point of escalation is escalation.
ascii_lander: williamdunne: pot shots at the police are not compatible with glass-house civilization.
ben_vulpes: if whoring is what she's bound to do she'll go into it well knowledgeable of the various optimizations to be made
ascii_lander: folks who need daily deliveries of $everything - won't be shooting at anyone.
ben_vulpes: you tell me, you actually do the binding
mircea_popescu: wait, so basically your plan is "whatever, i'll feed her, maybe she meets some guy that trains her" ?
ben_vulpes: why though is going off to whore necessary?
BingoBoingo offers that coyote hindquarters grill out to between 2-3 times the size of roid'd up 'Murican chikken thighs
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: the essential thing to realize is that mircea_popescu-ine methods only work with mircea_popescu-ine tech leve
ascii_lander: and that attempting them elsewhere may disappoint, like trying to create doped diamond semiconductor in edison's lab
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mircea_popescu: i certainly do not propose i am in possession of answers to the world's problems.
ben_vulpes: one does not train daughters in the way one trains wives and girlfriends.
ben_vulpes: while there are parallels, they as all must pick their masters.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the "i'll feed her and we'll see" plan is not really all that bad.
BingoBoingo: How much malbec is ben_vulpes's score tonight?
ascii_lander knows of no other algos that make any sense for this
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: do you want to count the whole day's titration?
ben_vulpes: anyways, at no point did my BAC approach anything interesting.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes anyway, the problem of women, by and large, is that they're naturally afraid and most environments encourage this and bring them up cowardly.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Total + hours is how I usually self-assess
ascii_lander was keeping brain working in reserve for… something.
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: shouldn't it be total/hours?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Nah, + because alliteration with party
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> they love exposure. can terrorize 1000 people instead of 1 << this is false, ftr.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "fearless" is what i seek to instill.
BingoBoingo: The / is how drunk you are, The + is cumulative party value
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:49] !up SquirtPrincess << she's probably going to get more out of this than that indianchocolate
ascii_lander realizes that he still has a full bag of hundies
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander do you suppose the german concentration camps "terrorized" anyone ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: nope because wasn't build for it
BingoBoingo: Now there are derived metrics ben_vulpes that can be used to score time, value, and Xtreme of party ben_vulpes
ascii_lander: it wasn't a public impalement in the proper eurasian tradition
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander but they were put on the youtube of that time
mircea_popescu: who in the reich went "great, now terrorizes 1000 instead of 1"
ascii_lander: for a dead horse, it still gallops rather well.
ascii_lander: or is the algo 1) get killed messily by usg 2) while camera rolls 3) ??? 4) profit
mircea_popescu: actually, if it hadn't had all its industry destroyed and a desperate want of money, it'd have continued practically unabated.
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mircea_popescu: the usg has similarly had all its industry destroyed and is entirely out of money.
ascii_lander: that wall would still be standing if there weren't a 'pepsi' competing reich to poke at it
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> this is what this is : the usg has been defeated. << Last I checked Will Smith was still president
mircea_popescu: but as to the subject of "slaves" : turns out the dea agents exist to go to parties in columbia and steal the stashes of bitcoin the usms was "auctioning"
ascii_lander: the folks with the keys are the actual rulers, 'news at eleven'
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> i think i can probably manage 1 and 2 << this though is the point
ben_vulpes: if one and two are to happen to one, at least ensure three and four
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: there was no serenissima then << even today, serenissima cannot exterminate so much as a case of mice. yet << yeah, tell that to poor derpopo.
BingoBoingo: !up recon_eric What's your liquid like? Homeowner? I'm kinda a savant when it comes to pointing at mexicans.
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> BingoBoingo: and last year let a cat starve << that cat wouldn't eat.
ben_vulpes: may i inquire as to the terms of that contract?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: She was on payroll and left reservation to maintain lifesupport on ventures that ought to dry
ben_vulpes: (ascii_lander: is that an actual tab?!)
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring << suppose pet lets you in on her secret : she's pregnant. what now ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: suppose lets in on secret that she was usg mole all along also.
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ascii_lander: 'and what if the truck had been carrying ammo?' (™) ® © my father
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes she got a small advance to do some bits of work, turned out she needed more to live off, but it wasn't really enough, she decided that the process which found her the place to stay in the first place couldn't possibly work to keep her in it, and wandered off to meatspace.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander so you won't entertain this theoretical ?
ascii_lander: but this is in the realm of 'wat if your mother were aggripina and plotting against you'
ascii_lander: we live where folks abort every morning before breakfast six times.
mircea_popescu: so if woman were pregnant you'd want her to abort, because lyf sucks ?
ascii_lander is as certain that woman is in full agreement re: this issue as that she isn't a usg succubus
ascii_lander: which is to say, if wrong about this, it makes sense to eat nagant
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander and so if she didn't want to you'd break up ?
trinque: feeding a kid and handing him books doesn't seem so bad
ascii_lander: trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull
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ascii_lander: we are nearing exhaustion of supply of unobtainium here
trinque: ascii_lander | trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull << up to you if that's what he becomes
mircea_popescu: so a woman that gets pregnant and wants to move to argentina to raise her kid could not exist ?
ascii_lander assumed that mircea_popescu recognized it from my cam feedz or the like
mircea_popescu: "In cooperation with CoinStand, I will be launching a new version of Paybase. For now I call it Paybase2.
mircea_popescu: We are not ready to talk about what it will do yet. I will only say that when we launched Paybase we did it backwards. We build the software but did not have the financial relationships in place to support our goals (finished and tested deals with card networks, FIAT to crypto licenses, banks fully committed to supporting us, etc)."
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: to round off the offspring thread: remember the case of the sea anemone ?
mircea_popescu: wasn't he derping about how the coin can't go under, financial relationships, etc ?
ascii_lander: 'The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore, so it eats it! It's rather like getting tenure.'
mircea_popescu: you know, it's not written in the fucking repository of thermodynamic laws you have to raise your children like the retarded americans.
mircea_popescu: how about, the women raise them, in the gyneceum, and you just sit ?
BingoBoingo will only go so far as to say I will probably die
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: gyneceum - aha would sign up for that.
ascii_lander: ah no. just that yours truly is a bound peon of derpistan
mircea_popescu: im pretty sure you can have people living together in the us
ascii_lander: 'filtration system a marvel to behold! it removes eighty percent of huuuuman sooolid waaaaste..!'
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: recall the 'fool's gasout' thread ?
mircea_popescu: 800 lines in 3 hours, myeah ok, clearly y'all are a buncha addicts.
ascii_lander: to entirely insulate from derpization, need lethal enforcement of separation from derpistani rules
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander is probably regretting seriously his not expatirating his keys with self.
mircea_popescu: is the contention here that you'd get fired it word got out that you and three women are raising two children or something ?
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: And why aren't you pricing empenada carts yet?
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander but if the women raise them what do you care ?
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: if they get usderpized what do i need them for again ?
ascii_lander: i would like the ability to shoot them, for example, at any age
☟︎ ascii_lander: but to get back the unobtainium - aha, gynacaeum, sure
mircea_popescu: that'd be one hell of a murder trial. "why did you kill your own children!!11" "they... weren't all that impressive"
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2014 22:04:18; asciilifeform: they pass an old man who says, 'don't drown this fellow. i'll feed him dumplings, he won't have to do any work but to dip them'
mircea_popescu: but alf, what if they happen to excel at something you just don't happen to recognize as a thing ?
mircea_popescu: and then later you figure out you murdered turing for being gay and are all regretful and gotta poke out your eyes ?
mircea_popescu: this should be a play, if we got any playwrights in the audience :D
ascii_lander: but at any rate, we can play the unobtainium game, great phun. yes, if had starship, would travel to proxima centauri, would xxxxx, yyyy.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: You are too valuable to been poisoned by cunt snot like that. Go for adoption and multi-continent ascii proliferation
ascii_lander: none of it seems the least bit applicable to my actual meatengineering constraints
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood. even ncos manage to get azn chicks pregnant.
trinque: to be fair, the east coast is pretty dystopian
trinque: I dunno that I'd want to raise a kid there
ascii_lander: the only formula i'd sign up for is mircea_popescu's gynacaeum
BingoBoingo: Middle west isn't so bad other than Ohio and Kansas
mircea_popescu: guy walks into tailor's, "gimme a suit just like that guy's!"
ascii_lander: not without some serious work under magnifying glass, at least.
ascii_lander does see emacs as most intimate item, more than eyeglasses
ascii_lander: there probably liveth somebody who could see pretty well with mine on
ascii_lander: but yes, mircea_popescu can feel victorious, l0l, he satisfied the system of simultanous equations which point to a solution, far from physical space, where i'd want offsprint.
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander hey, nothing wrong with a little exploration.
BingoBoingo: * ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch << Girl sounds like solid solution to this problem
ben_vulpes: more likely, suborned from get-go right?
BingoBoingo: Lizards are over, all hail our Avian overlords
ascii_lander: 'He does, but as he's walking out the door, he yells his parting words loudly enough for half the food bank to hear, "YOU NOTHIN BUT A SEXY PIECE OF ASS. USELESS FOR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST A USELESS, SEXY PIECE OF ASS."'
ascii_lander: 'you nothing but a fast cpu, useless for anything else' he said to the pentium
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: How close is your ghetto to Baltimore?
BingoBoingo: Because Baltimore is having its own "Ferguson" moment that started in your absence
ascii_lander: (for free-world folks: that's where they keep the mega-aquarium)
BingoBoingo: Tread lightly, tan, and work on that Rioplantentanese.
BingoBoingo: Your region jsut recently had a ferguson. Pick up a jerzy of a darker baseball player and wear it when transiting dark places. Embrace the foreigner card.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: i don't do much movement on foot there, at any rate
BingoBoingo: Still, if like Fergonson pedestrians will try to jump on motor carriages.
ascii_lander isn't to be found often in urban zones at all, in usa
BingoBoingo: You'd be surprised how far out of the Urban core a 'Ferguson' affects a certain subspecies of Homo Spaniens.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Baltimore incident was spinal injury in City holding cell. I'd recommend pricing empenada stands in #b-a
ascii_lander: (apparently this is a mega-business here, like in ussr)
ben_vulpes: lol ascii_lander they don't have stands
BingoBoingo: just... Ferguson style protestors when they can't hang the cops become a regional blight.
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BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I dunno how organized you local fauna, but you mentioned bicycling places. I am clearly exurbanly located and... Close encounters with wild like happen
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Check your local news. It looks like your croppers are full Ferguson mode.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: they were in d.c. proper, during ferguson proper
ascii_lander: all the cops in the city standing around, in boredom, collecting overtime pay
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: But now they have a local injury. Does your foot get red when your thigh has an abcese?
ascii_lander: incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum of how orc riots are quite precisely centrally organized and decreed
ascii_lander: various streets can be distinguished as 'permissible for orc burn' or not, to the naked eye
ascii_lander: ones not 'permissible' - are, to date, impregnable
BingoBoingo: The StL varietal has a history of burning buildings to sell bricks to Atlanta and Florida subdivisions
ascii_lander: until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure)
BingoBoingo: <ascii_lander> until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) << I only worry because I've pointed local orcs to qntra posts
ascii_lander: offspring are still a liability, because one might conceivably grow attached to them
ascii_lander: consider why there was successful uprising at treblinka
ascii_lander: (because, elementarily, was full of unattached young men. who understood their proper natural function, that of kamikaze)
BingoBoingo hopes ascii_lander lives long enough to see burned out ruins on the U Maryland campus nearly as glamorous as I saw at MIssou
ascii_lander: properly speaking, most of it is a ruin as it is. simply, an inhabited one.
BingoBoingo: Mizzou only needed one big fire to get big ruins that are still the campus centerpiece
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mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum << same bs in ba
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander attached, sure. doesn't prevent one making more. there's a line between attachment and mania.
ascii_lander: yes, with it - turn on 7Hz blaster, cities fall
ascii_lander notes for folks who missed the 'fool's gasout' thread that: atomic dirigible isn't 'money'
ascii_lander: it's this thing that mircea_popescu flies around on
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: as it is, the warm lead (and jizzm) is donated by the beneficiaries, not vice-versa
ascii_lander: as with any thermodynamic atrocity, this one is maintained at tremendous expense.
mircea_popescu: "And on through eeeeeevery item. "I'm just gunna take two milks." "No, you aren't, unless that second milk is worth being thrown out of this food bank." And on. And on. Really, people end up with several bags of food anyway. Provided they take the "wimmin food" like fruit and peanut butter."
mircea_popescu: it's basically, the same children that needed to be beaten 50 years ago,
mircea_popescu: still begging for that one beating that'd have sorted them out.
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ascii_lander: (one appeared to go 4 stories down, and then to water)
mircea_popescu: "I'll post this in my next story, but a line said by a lady I very much admire that has stuck with me: "Those who are the least likeable are also the most in need of your help."
mircea_popescu: Sometimes I give an extra item to people I especially dislike, or go out of my way to compliment them. Many people, given a chance, will be friendly, even if they're often quick to anger/lash out otherwise."
BingoBoingo worries ascii_lander is unprepared for changes in local climate
mircea_popescu: hunting the image. "were friendly". as if the appearance of friendliness is worth two shits.
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: wonder what said organism would answer if told that 'friendly' means 'open to spreading legs'
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: If you can find historical "sundown town" of similar inconvenience to yourself may be worth investment to move rent beams
mircea_popescu: ascii_lander as the tango dancer put it, "the man pushes so the woman knows to spread her legs and let him get in"
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: funnily enough, i live in a sector of suburb full of south amer. in particular, argentinians...
ascii_lander: mainly artisans (mechanics, builders, plumbers, etc)
BingoBoingo: Oh, dunno if those would past muster last century
ascii_lander isn't in their wot, expects to be killed for supplies
ascii_lander will disappoint the cannibals. hasn't much of any use to anyone
BingoBoingo offers screening towns by when they got rid of breaking wheel in town square
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: historical… inconvenience… << if could move, would move here. as it is, gluetrap.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: but to put things in perspective: you and i won't be moving to the b-a mircea_popescu, hanbot, mthreat et al live in
ascii_lander: but to the one the stray cats in the cemetary live in
ascii_lander: they are, one might correctly presume, somewhat different places.
ascii_lander: now, the cat-b-a is still lightyears ahead of, e.g., wash., d.c.
ascii_lander: but important to keep a handle on the picture.
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I'll probably move to boring Expat B-A, after financial center of plain 3rd world country. Does not alleviate your need to get a Nyjer Morgan Washington Nationals Jersey for driving cross town.
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre.
ascii_lander: incidentally, the cemetery cats are of the highest quality.
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ascii_lander: horror or 'go go' depends on which side of the guernica you're sitting on
BingoBoingo: Some battles, literally color coded.... Zulu vs. Boer
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BingoBoingo: seriously /r/fatpeoplestories is the only readable /r/
BingoBoingo: Illustrations are much more vivid in /r/fatpeoplestories though
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ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> morphs into these when parking's tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form
ben_vulpes: likely next to evita - subterranean access from nearby barrio
ben_vulpes: little do they know that the episcopalians dragged me through this particular gutter as a youth and cemented my opinions of the subhumans.
ben_vulpes: i suppose it is supposed to inspire pity?
ben_vulpes: "you've never worked a service industry job, have you?"
ben_vulpes: "you've never lived on $10/hr, have you?"
mircea_popescu: "this person sucks because of his sucky environment" "yes, that is exactly what i was saying : that this person is an empty vessel. he contributes nothing from inside."
mircea_popescu: i've done neither. i've also not laid eggs, nor have i been a steel girder to "see what it's like" for rebar.
ben_vulpes: almost died of co poisoning one time cutting radiant heat lines into concrete in a basement.
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ben_vulpes: swore shortly thereafter to claw my way out of potentially lethal and unremunerative work.
ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii_*, mircea_popescu, mike_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now
ben_vulpes: an example'd be the "kick-ass" utterance.
ben_vulpes: ascii_* has a /way/ of saying it that must be seen for the grokking
ben_vulpes: idem with your impatient hand-fluttering at my nitwitisms
ben_vulpes: and the cadence of speech you employ when forced to beat sense into such as me
psztorc: that's my polish last name Sztorc
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre. << d'you know how far forward i look to the ancient stone warehouse of garbage that must be cleared by hand?!
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ben_vulpes: cazalla: oh man you gotta read this series
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ben_vulpes: GTS managed to get a grip on the box, which sent JLW into a Fat-Fury™ frenzy of incoherant screaming and flailing limbs. One of which smacked GTS right in the face, causing her to spill the remaining slices all over the ground. Her fist clenched as her arm drew back and I knew nothing would stop her from punching JLW right in the face. Except JLW was already on the ground, desperately trying to
ben_vulpes: scoop up bits of dough and toppings and
ben_vulpes: stuff them into her mouth. The anger drained out of GTS, to be replaced by disbelief and disgust, as she stood there watching JLW eat floor pizza.
ben_vulpes: dude this is 100x better than the gaw shit
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cazalla: looks like beauregard got in contact, time to update that post
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ben_vulpes: ;;later tell cazalla there are worse ways to spend a few hours and also better but few with comprable lulzdensity
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow
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[]bot: Bet placed: 6.84303812 BTC for No on " BTC to top $350 before 1st July"
http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 25(Y):75(N) by coin, 25(Y):75(N) by weight. Total bet: 12.06303812 BTC. Current weight: 98,180.
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davout: !r ben_vulpes 3 met IRL, malbec-immune
davout: !rate ben_vulpes 3 met IRL, malbec-immune
davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.ben_vulpes.3:ead2f9ed2eabada50db11e15fef25dde55812f86635c1313c08e6e657a41e38d
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 3 for ben_vulpes with note: met IRL, malbec-immune
assbot: Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
assbot: 3 is not registered in WoT.
davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.mod6.3:cf77b2e068a59b777dfb7853810e7f4f206a1dea39b049984c4f6827054b3b13
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 3 for mod6 with note: met IRL
davout: kakobrekla: out of curiosity, how are the OTP hashes computed?
davout: !rate mthreat 2 met IRL
davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.mthreat.2:92c90f3070c48c815840fbc6676f032e8d2cf0a86efffc9825b23411541c2b0e
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 2 for mthreat with note: met IRL
davout: !rate chetty 2 met IRL
davout: !v assbot:davout.rate.chetty.2:8d8afec373d02ac71e1fb8ae1ea6fa5b86f14f50cf2f8964b8a82cf929f9729e
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 2 for chetty with note: met IRL
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[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on " BTC to top $350 before 1st July"
http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 29(Y):71(N) by coin, 30(Y):70(N) by weight. Total bet: 13.68313103 BTC. Current weight: 98,047.
cazalla: i guess reddit generation think such stories are new, having never heard of grouphug.us etc
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mircea_popescu: so, a guy and his best friend. ok, this happens. they're friends for the usual stupid reasons : lived nearby, and never contradicted each other.
mircea_popescu: only fucktarded teens think this way, but then again i guess that's what they are.
mircea_popescu: then one's family is a military man and his pliable wife. but no, not for shithead. "B&P (Booze&Pills) : Ahabs good for almost nothing, rehab bound mother. Major Asshole : Ahabs equally absent and physically abusive military father."
mircea_popescu: you know, if THAT woman had an equally uncharitable view of the speaker, he'd probably read "good for almost nothing but shitting diapers idiot"
mircea_popescu: now why exactly would someone decide that their home life is miserable ? oh, because that's how fucktarded adolescents think. okay.
mircea_popescu: viva la reddit, but at least learn teh fucking rhetorics, rather than deluge the interwebs in chicken scribblings.
mircea_popescu: but the kicker : the other family is a successful man and his ambitious wife. THIS IS ALSO NOT GOOD.
mircea_popescu: what the fuck would it take for these idiots to think their parents ~their superiors~ ?
mircea_popescu: cuz i suspect this is the deep reason asciilifeform doesn't want offspring. i tell you if the 19 yo snot that imagines he's better than me (like you know, every single fuctkared 19 yo snot "being famous in the bitcoin community" etc that we see here periodically bubble up his idiocy and then six months later fail abjectly and disappear) actually grew up in my house, i'd shoot it to death with blunt toothpicks.
mircea_popescu: which i suppose makes me the perfect storm of a horribru father (as per reddit) : the cross between "absent and physically abusive military father." and "coke snorting, random hooker banging, land development dealing father."
mircea_popescu: fucking hell, they hold whoring against the man that does it but not in favour of the man that doesn't do it ? ball beatings already.
mircea_popescu: "a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins." yeah, totally. this is probably the iconic reddit comment. what, buoyancy ? words are words and the world consists of pictures. blips are big, so this simile works!
davout: "it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins" <<< bwhahah
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mircea_popescu: pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000
jurov: lolk, but.. what would be better simile example to overinflated self-worth?
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood, lift the washington monument, realign jupiter, fill the mariane gap, cover the usg deficit
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jurov: i don't see how these are better (with exception of the usg deficit maybe)
mircea_popescu: because a zepellin has 0 apparent weight, so it lifts itself ?
jurov: i understood it as the overinflated self-worth replacing the hydrogen, not adding a lift :)
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mircea_popescu: " Unsurprisingly, this level of (motherly) indulgence and (fatherly) neglect had produced a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins."
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 << Aha, you've hit the funniest part. The self described peaks of physical fitness can observe the fat logic, but are nearly incapable of realizing most of them are entirely unsocialized. Lulz on both sides.
mircea_popescu: "hey, i'm just as stupid as him, but at least i'm not fat!"
BingoBoingo probably should have waited until later in the year to start making juleps with yard mint.
mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work
☟︎ mircea_popescu: how do you encrypt a posting today to the key of future readers ?
BingoBoingo: Public information generally needs to go plaintext or clearsigned
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assbot: Futures Trader Charged with Illegally Manipulating Stock Market, Contributing to the May 2010 Market ‘Flash Crash’ | OPA | Department of Justice ... (
http://bit.ly/1DAo3pE )
mircea_popescu: "Im not going to make this about the so-called hacker who is responsible for the list, claiming he did it to prove a point about the safety of Fetlifes members. Attention is what the douchebag wants and I refuse to give it to him. Now, did he breach Fetlife as hes claimed? Of course not. That takes a skill he lacks."
mircea_popescu: dude why is it that every internet derp thinks his attention is important, valuable or desired ?
mircea_popescu: other than the obvious "well it's all he's got, it'd better be"
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assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 08:05:42; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: at any rate, will need your help to pass sack of pesos to mircea_popescu
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: if we don't run across each other today, i might have it sent to your room
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assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 12:09:29; mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work
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davout: ben_vulpes: ¡che boludo!
davout: imma make my own version
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ascii_lander: mats: looka quite like the ubiquitous 'volatility'
mats: is almost exactly volatility
mats: uses Django and bootstrap!
ben_vulpes: how did they get django into a memory forensics tool?
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ascii_lander: 'Django, have you always been alone? Django! Django, have you never loved again?' (™) (R)
davout: from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes
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mod6: Pierre_Rochard: ah!
lobbes: <davout> from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes << all you need these days is to know three chords and have a pretty face.
lobbes: Hell, it is like a sin to have a good guitar instrumental these days. And I could never get into 'metal'; too much speed, not enough soul
davout: lobbes: too many pedals
davout: funnily enough, "pédale" in french is a derogatory word for a man who likes to receive butseks
Pierre_Rochard: from their forums: “As of 4/15/15 total cash less current liabilities was ~$75K.”
davout: Pierre_Rochard: in a few months it'll be "current liabilities less total cash"
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Pierre_Rochard: davout: perhaps bruce fenton will find a wealthy sheikh to revive this particular abomination. They have wasted their oil wealth in worse ways
Pierre_Rochard: > is media lab, focused on intersection of tech, design, art etc
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funkenstein_: from comments to gavintech announcement: "I'm very happy that you found a good place to land" <-- like he's a helpless orphan
funkenstein_: "that's great you found somebody to tell you what to do".. i think MP's comments are more respectful of gavin
assbot: “Not-So-Decentralized” Ripple Freezes $1m in User Funds | Inside Bitcoins | Bitcoin news | Price | Bitcoin Conferences ... (
http://bit.ly/1HVoAIW )
mats: "MIT is no longer the hallowed Library of Alexandria that shared the Lisp Machine and SICP with the world. Today, its made up of showmen and fools like Gavin, who endeavor to destroy software they don't understand, on behalf of a handler. Your relevance fades, and in a decade your cohorts will disavow any knowledge of you. Enjoy your faux relevancy as long
mats: looks like someone has been reading the logs...
ascii_lander: l0l as if it wasn't clear that gavin will not starve or be reduced to honest work
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funkenstein_: anybody catch a look at the LMC from buenos aires?
funkenstein_: by the way while you were meeting there I caught two back to back Clinton shows
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funkenstein_: much better viewing without the light pollution of course but one takes what one can get
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mike_c: "I’m offering MIT as a neutral academic home for some of the conversations and the technical coordination"
mike_c: first best neutral home.
mircea_popescu: anwyay, yeah, people were derping about hoiw forcing usg to assume its assets is "bad" and the foundation pretense was somehow "better"
mircea_popescu: anyway, b-a vs mit is a lot better than b-a vs some scammer's fake "foundation". we're going up in the world.
mircea_popescu: (i dun imagine anyone seriously deluded themselves into the belief that mit's involvement is going to disuade anyone one ; i do imagine mit thought itself large enough to absorb the shock and not end up like mtgox as a result - which is just as silly, but not necessarily visible from boston)
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funkenstein_: <mircea_popescu> and then $ gpg --keyserver sks-keyservers.net --send-key <KEYID> and $ gpg --keyserver pgp.mit.edu --send-key <KEYID> where keyid you just copy from the line above. <-- what about those three letters showing up here?
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jurov: android can be battery drained by the same way, but at least i was able to turn wifi off
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lobbes: one more reason to never touch an iTurd
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lobbes owns an android, but rarely downloads any apps. Usually leaves wi-fi 'off' unless absolutely necessary
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mircea_popescu: "Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch. It's an incredible mess of dependencies, version requirements and build tools."
mircea_popescu: maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: Back then, years ago, Linux distributions were trying to provide you with a safe operating system. With signed packages, built from a web of trust. Some even work on reproducible builds.
mircea_popescu: But then, everything got Windows-ized. "Apps" were the rage, which you download and run, without being concerned about security, or the ability to upgrade the application to the next version. Because "you only live once".
mircea_popescu: or, in the words of tiffany, "Who cares if the security let u do this it doesn't mean u should have done it"
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 17:52:12; ascii_lander: moiety - starved, moat monster - never.
mircea_popescu: it still seems overdramatic to me. chick just didn't wanna bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: also in the news : joggers live for 6 years longer than non joggers
mircea_popescu: over the course of their lives, joggers spend about 6 years jogging
lobbes: I find #7 especially intriguing
lobbes: perhaps -you- can build it << K. I'll cya in 50 years
trinque in ignorance reminds that once computers were built in garages
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 21:39:33; mircea_popescu: maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit.
artifexd: I'm reviewing golang's crypto code. I have about 5 commits left.
artifexd: I have also been fleshing out internal organization.
mircea_popescu: artifexd you making all this audit process public somewhere ?
artifexd: Bottom line, I expect to have something to share for testing in 4 weeks.
☟︎ artifexd: I have my own fork of the code that has signed commits.
artifexd: I would prefer not to use the word "audit" as that implies I am qualified to do so.
ben_vulpes: artifexd: well that sets it apart from all of the other crypto libs ascii_lander was going on about over coffee today
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artifexd: I have not been keeping up with logs.
artifexd: I'm comfortable calling it a review. Not just of what it is but what it was and how it got to where it is.
mircea_popescu: i'm putting that in here since we're doing all sorts of trivia shit like "who's paying usgavin to shit in bitcoin this week" and so on.
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mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even know?" doesn't eve
☟︎ mircea_popescu: fucking memory hole, "here guise, let me curl | sudo bash some stuff about how curl | sudo bash is bad mmkay"
ben_vulpes: even deflustered stan before packing him into cab
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lobbes: naw I don't think they linked to qntra directly, just funny that they did the same scoop a month after us
BingoBoingo: Nah, but you get lines like "When we were sending around a draft of the standards document, what I said to everybody was, hey, read this really closely, because what you do when you publish standards, is that you make Gawker your public editor. Sure, well be looking for [violations of standards internally][but] youve got all of Twitter, and youve got Gawker. So I have really little to complain about, in some sense. Do
BingoBoingo: you want to talk about this post that you emailed about? "
BingoBoingo: Or from Jonah: "We should give you a call-in number, just because youve sort of become our public editor, our ombudsman or something, our ombudsman at BuzzFeed."
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BingoBoingo: Gawker vs. TheCompanyThatPaysFaceSpaceToPromoteItsClickbait, I hope they both lose
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ascii_launchpad was -of course- put by cabbie at the, ahm, wrong terminal, had to do a bit of gymnastics
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 22:21:59; mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even
ascii_launchpad: 'Consider for example Hadoop. Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch.' << no one knows how to recreate a turd 'from scratch' either. though, there was this one 'art installation' fella who tried. had whole synthetic digestion apparatus, looked sorta like a small pharma pilot plant
ascii_launchpad: 'To build Apache Bigtop, you apparently first have to install puppet3. Let it download magic data from the internet. Then it tries to run sudo puppet to enable the NSA backdoors (for example, it will download and install an outdated precompiled JDK, because it considers you too stupid to install Java.) And then hope the gradle build doesn't throw a 200 line useless backtrace.' << when do we set the biodiesel boilers
ascii_launchpad: until it doesn't and you're stranded on pluto and now what.
mircea_popescu: takes trilema from burning 10-15 gb / day to about 200 / month.
trinque: I don't think that was a complete run
trinque: he's got a twitter somewhere that farts 'em out
trinque: gentoo's ebuild doesn't look too heinous
ascii_launchpad: 'Feels like downloading Windows shareware in the 90s to me.' << l0l aha. pretty much everything but a very finely cultivated gentoo or bsd box feels like ^
mircea_popescu: people who finely cultivate women do not have the time to spend on cultivating boxes.
trinque: solution's paying someone for a goddamn OS imo
mircea_popescu: You can start that process by grabbing the repository:
trinque: this is what free looks like
trinque: ascii_launchpad: lol, no $maxint in there boss