BingoBoingo: Apparently Portland McStabby was a racis Bernie Bro
BingoBoingo: "I just wanted to"... "but you guys seem mean to me"
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 2586.68, vol: 8549.92302101 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 2531.9, vol: 5218.59957 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 2526.9, vol: 10784.26082203 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 2640.780796, vol: 12784.19920000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 2585.277, vol: 5494.40443755 | Volume-weighted last average: 2580.92180934
BingoBoingo: In other WaPo lulz: "Despite a recent uptick in the Russian birth rate, the country still has an old undereducated population plagued by chronic disease, and its economy isn’t exactly an innovative dynamo." << Forgetting that USia is a diabetic crisis full of hamplanets useful for little other than biodiesel
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 14:26 asciilifeform: 'A group of fifteen consortium members from seven European countries has initiated this week a new project to curtail criminals and attackers from using blockchain technology to avoid law detection, while at the same time respecting the privacy rights of legitimate users.' << didjaknow !
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 14:28 asciilifeform: ( would buy... 6-7 gavins and a smallish server or two..? )
a111: Logged on 2017-06-04 17:40 mircea_popescu: bunch of old women are supposed to manage to misrepresent their trite idiocies as hip and "universal consensus", though the unlikely venue of marking reddit user groups as spam and deleting shit people said on twitter.
mircea_popescu: if a 50k expenditure isn't "polarizing" and doesn't result in EVERYONE beelining to give at the office, they really dunno what to do, have no plans, nothing.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz : ubisoft (famous as a place where great franchises go do tie) actually CHECKS YOUR PW FOR "BAD" WORDS.
scriba: ssh banner of 190.7.26.40 as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_4.3p2 Debian-9
trinque: I read that first as "castrato"
shinohai: Well it is Argentina after all. *Everyone* is castrado there, no?
BingoBoingo: WAPO confuses soy and almond milks with Latex:
https://archive.is/JsuvD << "In 1626, Francis Bacon observed that “there be plants, that have a Milk in them when they are Cut.”"
BingoBoingo: AHA, and WAPO fuckers suggest that as a virtue
deedbot: pikachu voiced for 30 minutes.
pikachu: can i ask question about bitcoin?
pikachu: what will happen with bitcoin in august? i cant sleep
pikachu: anyone else not worried because of uasf?
mircea_popescu: asking questions about yourself is best directed at someone who a) actually can distinguish you from adam and b) actually gives a shit about your issues.
mircea_popescu: in subsidiary, the united states air force isn't actually capable of hindering a herd of goats. totally need better stuff to lose sleep over.
pikachu: i got my life savings on bitcoin
pikachu: i thought it was a good idea, now im worried
pikachu: im trying to learn asking different people about the situation and i become more confused daily
pikachu: uasf camp say, you must support uasf, or jihan wu fork will win
pikachu: jihan wu camp say, you must support jihan wu camp, or they will ruin bitcoin
trinque: the folly of sticking your "life savings" in something you don't understand, I suppose, eludes you
pikachu: i understand the technology
BingoBoingo: Neither of those camps matter. Go to sleep and wake up somewhere other than dashjr and wu's joint niggeropolis
pikachu: not so much the outcome of the current situation
pikachu: bingo boingo, you believe in middleground consensus can happen?
mircea_popescu: no dude. there's no "believe" and none of the redditards you keep reading matter in any sense / to any degree.
mircea_popescu: we see a set every 6 to 9 months, they say the same things, then disappear without a trace.
mircea_popescu: random idiots with "their life savings" "invested" "because they understand the technology" (ie, you, ie, people with no life savings and no understanding) read their crap, get all excited, also disappear every 6 to 9 months.
pikachu: yes i went throught xt, classic, bu, now this
mircea_popescu: in the 7 years of bitcoin we've seen OVER A DOZEN generations of you flies.
mircea_popescu: seriously, just go sleep. you're not part of bitcoin, nothing you do or thing makes any difference.
pikachu: no ive been since the begining
BingoBoingo: Well, you can get another 0.01 BTC to lose sleep over by sticking a sharpie in your pooper
BingoBoingo: Well, so you know that sharpie in the pooper is an easy gamble to take
pikachu: never been worried, until now
pikachu: because jihan has checkmated pow in my opinion
☟︎ BingoBoingo: Has anything else about your health changed?
trinque relieved that pikachu came to share her feelings with us
pikachu: sorry im a guy no girls on the internet
mircea_popescu: no, see, you keep doing this stupid thing where you imagine that if you say something, effects follow. this is how redditards work, not how reality works.
BingoBoingo: Have you recently noticed changes in your appetite? Been losing weight recently? Anxiety up in other areas of life?
pikachu: yes im developing an ulcer thanks to jihan/uasf
mircea_popescu: other than the whole "nude statements from $nobody produce effects", there's also the "i'll just ignore anything that doesn't fit"
trinque: could rule earth, and how many generations of "my betters owe me that one secret they don't want you to know" to beat out
mircea_popescu: the funny part being they actually believe their inane shit. "oh, if i type $string then it'll be parsed by all-comers as such! oh and i don't have to parse any strings myself!"
mircea_popescu: how the fuck would someone actually believe this nonsense, self-contradictory on its face as it finds itself, is beyond the scope of comprehension.
mircea_popescu: i suppose a lifetime of save scumming creates strange mental habits in the pikachus.
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 18:15 pikachu: because jihan has checkmated pow in my opinion
mircea_popescu: $thing like $thing! pavin andresenash has ko'd burble protocol! borger ker has uplifted the tokemon foundation! ETCETERA!
mircea_popescu: the coomin brothers discovered one hip secret squirrels don't want you to see!
mircea_popescu: the workings of spam being exactly this "there exist idiots / old people dumb enough to parse strings from $nobody"
mircea_popescu: yeah. they got a dictionary of "+ev words", whereby if you say $word it creates +value in the mind of specific sort of imbecile.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: "oh look dad, he produced the string "responsibility". he can't be a useless pothead. o look, thgere goes, "the future"!!!1 let's give him more money".
mircea_popescu: this is what they do, fill a coupla pages with "good words" at school / unemployment office / whatever.
a111: Logged on 2013-12-22 18:56 asciilifeform: 'If the victim, at the sight of the economic predator, goes into doggie submission, we must stop discussing the phenomenon in terms of conflict and consider whether what we are observing might be some strange instance of symbiosis.'
mircea_popescu: heck, 99% oif what's left of us intelligence consists of trying to calculate word-value over the whole interwebs. that's it.
mircea_popescu: can just forget about the rest, obviously if the spies aren't any better then neither are the diplomats, the government, and from there on down to corporations and "famblies", whatever else composes the socialist pyramid.
mircea_popescu: "artificial intelligence", a sort of modern kaballism really, is ~nothing else.
mircea_popescu: which also takes the problem home : bayesian faux intelligence is not, per se, a scam. the whole thing is simply the application of tractors to what the dorks already did anyway in their internal forum.
mircea_popescu: you can't claim google-style "ai" is a scam when it simply does EXACTLY what average-voter does to decide who to vote for, average-idiot to pick his friends, average-office-drone to pick employees etc.
mircea_popescu: but yes, this will be the enduring legacy of the ustardian "culture", such as it is : a really large attempt to calculate the sum-value of strings of words. because "the alternative is hard" and besides "this kinda works".
mircea_popescu: of course, it only works in naive circumstances, as this shit always does. once mp/someome starts deliberately fucking with your words the whole shit goes nowhere. but obvioujsly "nobody could have predicted" etc.
mircea_popescu: right ? finally fair, just add up the wordvalues of the laws, see what comes out!
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 19:03 asciilifeform: they've become ~impossible to distinguish from one another, even in principle. like viagra spams.
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 19:13 mircea_popescu: yeah. they got a dictionary of "+ev words", whereby if you say $word it creates +value in the mind of specific sort of imbecile.
trinque: less complicated than that. know how cats don't meow to each other? this is the idiot's imitative noise he thinks he heard coming from the folks supposed to fill his food bowl.
trinque: how sad. better to kill the poor thing.
mircea_popescu: nah. more likely, something about how violence is not the answer and koombaya
a111: Logged on 2016-12-07 17:35 trinque knows a person who owns a weimaraner, thing paces in her back yard back and forth between back door and window so much there's no grass in the path, has various other compulsions
mircea_popescu: the pretense of calling the enemy manufacture chain "improvised" is particularly lulzy coming from some people whose entire industrial process consists of impovising mixes out of chinese inputs.
mircea_popescu: ad-hoc littoral ship vs improvised explosive device ftw.
deedbot: scriba voiced for 30 minutes.
deedbot: scwid voiced for 30 minutes.
deedbot: ave1 voiced for 30 minutes.
BingoBoingo: " Yes Suzuki, I am FAT! 315 pounds and my passenger is another 225, plus 50 pounds of our junk to carry for a total of 590 pounds on my 08 Burgman 400! My 400 is great on power, but supension is weak, even when set on 7 (the highest setting). We need a VERY HEAVY DUTY SUSPENSION FOR THE BURGMAN 400!" << "Get rid of the 400 ... Problem solved"
BingoBoingo: Punchline: "I am staying with the lighter, nimbler, simpler B400. I love my 400. Thank You. "
BingoBoingo: FUCK YOU, STOP WEIGHING A WHOLE 'NOTHER VEHICLE!!!
BingoBoingo: Vehicle should ride hamplanet until human sized!
BingoBoingo: Not knowing that fucking exhaust system means needing to fuck carb to match can be forgiven, that is much math. Not knowing why vehicle designed to carry passenger ~25-33% of it's own mass objects to passenger ~70-200% is unforgivable hamplanetry
mircea_popescu: the fatsos are really offensive by now with their "oh, i have a right to exist" bullshit.
BingoBoingo: And all this bullshit is polluting my searches for "Can [vehicle] suspension handle ramp jumping"
BingoBoingo: No instead as soon as you invoke "suspension" in a string google/Bing/CuckCuckGo all return fatso pandering
mircea_popescu: meanwhile the piece of shit un is all going into overdrive with trying to get states to implement the usg-tronic "we'll just steal shit because it belongs to criminals hurr durr".
mircea_popescu: fuyck that shit. there's no need for a "united nations office of organized crime".
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the heuristic is, "hey, this shit not owned by aparatchik ? give it to aparatchik then!"
mircea_popescu: "proceedings in rem" and all the rest of that scandalous bullshit.
BingoBoingo: Motorcycle is too safe to be cure for hamplanetry