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BingoBoingo: Apparently Portland McStabby was a racis Bernie Bro
BingoBoingo: Lo-l http://qntra.net/2017/05/fiat-wraps-up-miserable-may-as-malaise-reaches-new-lows/#comment-100543
BingoBoingo: "I just wanted to"... "but you guys seem mean to me"
mircea_popescu: lol redditards
BingoBoingo: !~google competence porn
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Are you hooked on competence porn ? - Telegraph - The Telegraph: <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10744879/Are-you-hooked-on-competence-porn.html>; competence porn - Wiktionary: <https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/competence_porn>; The Martian, Sherlock Holmes, and why we love competence porn ...: (1 more message)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9D51CE11AEBA34A453A079F1B846588882CC952F9C41ECA15812360F2C210888 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1374...8559 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '62.244.88.66 (ssh-rsa key from 62.244.88.66 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown FR 60 S)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9D51CE11AEBA34A453A079F1B846588882CC952F9C41ECA15812360F2C210888 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1640...9107 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '62.244.88.66 (ssh-rsa key from 62.244.88.66 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown FR 60 S)
BingoBoingo: !~ticker --market all
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 2586.68, vol: 8549.92302101 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 2531.9, vol: 5218.59957 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 2526.9, vol: 10784.26082203 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 2640.780796, vol: 12784.19920000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 2585.277, vol: 5494.40443755 | Volume-weighted last average: 2580.92180934
BingoBoingo: In other WaPo lulz: "Despite a recent uptick in the Russian birth rate, the country still has an old undereducated population plagued by chronic disease, and its economy isn’t exactly an innovative dynamo." << Forgetting that USia is a diabetic crisis full of hamplanets useful for little other than biodiesel
mircea_popescu: innovative dynamo! tru because fake media says so!
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/411613C287DB5AADF988E2AA6FE5A735E9C448C40E60DB7F2E677417874439C8 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1562...0897 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '93.152.213.15 (ssh-rsa key from 93.152.213.15 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown BG)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/411613C287DB5AADF988E2AA6FE5A735E9C448C40E60DB7F2E677417874439C8 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1407...7877 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '93.152.213.15 (ssh-rsa key from 93.152.213.15 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown BG)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/2B59E9E00EEF865CB23F3ADB6B971F4FF32A99FF4CEB399921E063CEDB9C98DC << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1750...4967 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '222.46.17.6 (ssh-rsa key from 222.46.17.6 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown CN 11)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/2B59E9E00EEF865CB23F3ADB6B971F4FF32A99FF4CEB399921E063CEDB9C98DC << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1643...4117 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '222.46.17.6 (ssh-rsa key from 222.46.17.6 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown CN 11)
mod6: mornin'
asciilifeform: heya mod6
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/zxBmN << in today's lulz
asciilifeform: 'A group of fifteen consortium members from seven European countries has initiated this week a new project to curtail criminals and attackers from using blockchain technology to avoid law detection, while at the same time respecting the privacy rights of legitimate users.' << didjaknow !
asciilifeform: and at the same time '...will respect individual privacy and other fundamental rights'
asciilifeform: also 5mil euro dun seem like esp. much
asciilifeform: ( would buy... 6-7 gavins and a smallish server or two..? )
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-05#1666042 << i don't think the bullshit is ever going to cease, for as long as there's a single socialist-criminal standing up somewhere they're go9ing to engage in criminal socialism. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 14:26 asciilifeform: 'A group of fifteen consortium members from seven European countries has initiated this week a new project to curtail criminals and attackers from using blockchain technology to avoid law detection, while at the same time respecting the privacy rights of legitimate users.' << didjaknow !
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-05#1666045 << the way the lizards expect the shit to work is exactly in the way mp -saves-openbsd worked : as seen moneyz. recall the story of the us embassy spending a whooping 50k to start an "empire" of fake news tv stations etc ? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 14:28 asciilifeform: ( would buy... 6-7 gavins and a smallish server or two..? )
asciilifeform: i.e. conductor's baton ?
mircea_popescu: see, they're not really made to function in a reality of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-04#1665942 ; they arose in an agar of "stone soup", and are only really fit to function in that context. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-06-04 17:40 mircea_popescu: bunch of old women are supposed to manage to misrepresent their trite idiocies as hip and "universal consensus", though the unlikely venue of marking reddit user groups as spam and deleting shit people said on twitter.
mircea_popescu: if a 50k expenditure isn't "polarizing" and doesn't result in EVERYONE beelining to give at the office, they really dunno what to do, have no plans, nothing.
mircea_popescu: that's why it's so fucking important to http://trilema.com/2017/time-to-get-out-by-the-way/ ; and why it's so extremely effectual, also.
mircea_popescu: in other lulz : ubisoft (famous as a place where great franchises go do tie) actually CHECKS YOUR PW FOR "BAD" WORDS.
asciilifeform: wat!
mircea_popescu: try it yourself lmao.
mircea_popescu: (also, fuck is bad, idiots is not, whatever)
mod6: haha
asciilifeform: well! you wouldn't want nsa d00d hand-scraping the pw lists for addition to bruteforcetron collection, to be Offended!111 It Would Be Wrong
mircea_popescu: what if he's an ethnic female in a wheelchair.
asciilifeform: aha, especially
asciilifeform: 'hiv lesbian in wheelchair dancing macarena' (tm)(r)(uncle al)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/6CD57C5E5238DBDB2FC4BCD0644BA3CFE77D21AE9B1195E66B504205F01CC128 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1578...4693 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '190.7.26.40 (ssh-rsa key from 190.7.26.40 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown AR E)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/6CD57C5E5238DBDB2FC4BCD0644BA3CFE77D21AE9B1195E66B504205F01CC128 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1729...4563 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '190.7.26.40 (ssh-rsa key from 190.7.26.40 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown AR E)
asciilifeform: Direccion General de Catastro y Cartografia. Gobierno de la Provincia de Corrientes ^^ lel
asciilifeform: catastrocorrientes.gov.ar .
asciilifeform: !$ssh 190.7.26.40
scriba: ssh banner of 190.7.26.40 as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_4.3p2 Debian-9
asciilifeform: Run Moar Debian..
trinque: I read that first as "castrato"
asciilifeform: me too lol
mircea_popescu: torens title = "catastro" in spanish.
asciilifeform: cadaster in engl
shinohai: Well it is Argentina after all. *Everyone* is castrado there, no?
mircea_popescu: cadastrado lol
asciilifeform: ad astra per aspera (tm)(r)
mircea_popescu: ad castera per amsterda!
BingoBoingo: WAPO confuses soy and almond milks with Latex: https://archive.is/JsuvD << "In 1626, Francis Bacon observed that “there be plants, that have a Milk in them when they are Cut.”"
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: iirc chocolate, then cheese, already lost this 'war' in usa -- why not nao milk.
asciilifeform: 'eat recycled food! it's good for the environment, and ok for you!'
asciilifeform: soy even 'kills two birds with one stone' -- not only cheapolade, but feminizing
asciilifeform: almost surprising that soy ain't mandatory yet.
BingoBoingo: AHA, and WAPO fuckers suggest that as a virtue
mircea_popescu: !!up pikachu
deedbot: pikachu voiced for 30 minutes.
pikachu: hi
pikachu: can i ask question about bitcoin?
mircea_popescu: aite
pikachu: what will happen with bitcoin in august? i cant sleep
mircea_popescu: ...
pikachu: anyone else not worried because of uasf?
mircea_popescu: asking questions about yourself is best directed at someone who a) actually can distinguish you from adam and b) actually gives a shit about your issues.
mircea_popescu: go sleep.
mircea_popescu: in subsidiary, the united states air force isn't actually capable of hindering a herd of goats. totally need better stuff to lose sleep over.
pikachu: i got my life savings on bitcoin
mircea_popescu: why ?
pikachu: i thought it was a good idea, now im worried
mircea_popescu: well as long as you're entertained.
pikachu: im trying to learn asking different people about the situation and i become more confused daily
pikachu: uasf camp say, you must support uasf, or jihan wu fork will win
pikachu: jihan wu camp say, you must support jihan wu camp, or they will ruin bitcoin
trinque: the folly of sticking your "life savings" in something you don't understand, I suppose, eludes you
pikachu: i understand the technology
BingoBoingo: Neither of those camps matter. Go to sleep and wake up somewhere other than dashjr and wu's joint niggeropolis
pikachu: not so much the outcome of the current situation
pikachu: bingo boingo, you believe in middleground consensus can happen?
mircea_popescu: no dude. there's no "believe" and none of the redditards you keep reading matter in any sense / to any degree.
mircea_popescu: we see a set every 6 to 9 months, they say the same things, then disappear without a trace.
mircea_popescu: random idiots with "their life savings" "invested" "because they understand the technology" (ie, you, ie, people with no life savings and no understanding) read their crap, get all excited, also disappear every 6 to 9 months.
pikachu: yes i went throught xt, classic, bu, now this
mircea_popescu: in the 7 years of bitcoin we've seen OVER A DOZEN generations of you flies.
mircea_popescu: seriously, just go sleep. you're not part of bitcoin, nothing you do or thing makes any difference.
BingoBoingo: i.e. The problem is not that http://trilema.com/2013/fried-chicken/ but that they imagine themselves to be a polis
pikachu: no ive been since the begining
mircea_popescu: !!key pikachu
deedbot: Not registered.
mircea_popescu: i don't think so.
BingoBoingo: Well, you can get another 0.01 BTC to lose sleep over by sticking a sharpie in your pooper
pikachu: i started in 2012
mircea_popescu: and how can i verify this ?
BingoBoingo: Well, so you know that sharpie in the pooper is an easy gamble to take
pikachu: never been worried, until now
pikachu: because jihan has checkmated pow in my opinion
BingoBoingo: Has anything else about your health changed?
trinque relieved that pikachu came to share her feelings with us
pikachu: sorry im a guy no girls on the internet
mircea_popescu: no, see, you keep doing this stupid thing where you imagine that if you say something, effects follow. this is how redditards work, not how reality works.
BingoBoingo: Have you recently noticed changes in your appetite? Been losing weight recently? Anxiety up in other areas of life?
pikachu: yes im developing an ulcer thanks to jihan/uasf
BingoBoingo: Are you sure it's not a tumour?
mircea_popescu: !!down pikachu
mircea_popescu: other than the whole "nude statements from $nobody produce effects", there's also the "i'll just ignore anything that doesn't fit"
mircea_popescu: pretty much complete redditard model.
ben_vulpes frowns
ben_vulpes: not much interesting in that thar log
trinque: could rule earth, and how many generations of "my betters owe me that one secret they don't want you to know" to beat out
mircea_popescu: the funny part being they actually believe their inane shit. "oh, if i type $string then it'll be parsed by all-comers as such! oh and i don't have to parse any strings myself!"
mircea_popescu: how the fuck would someone actually believe this nonsense, self-contradictory on its face as it finds itself, is beyond the scope of comprehension.
mircea_popescu: i suppose a lifetime of save scumming creates strange mental habits in the pikachus.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-05#1666124 << i've thoroughly lost track of these nonsenses by nao ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 18:15 pikachu: because jihan has checkmated pow in my opinion
asciilifeform: ... was this one of the 2MB, or 20MB, or 2TB blox d00dz..?
mircea_popescu: $thing like $thing! pavin andresenash has ko'd burble protocol! borger ker has uplifted the tokemon foundation! ETCETERA!
asciilifeform: they've become ~impossible to distinguish from one another, even in principle. like viagra spams.
mircea_popescu: i wonder why that'd be.
mircea_popescu: the coomin brothers discovered one hip secret squirrels don't want you to see!
asciilifeform: the usual move from k to r strat
mircea_popescu: BUT LIFE SAVINGS!!1
mircea_popescu: the workings of spam being exactly this "there exist idiots / old people dumb enough to parse strings from $nobody"
asciilifeform: not even needed
asciilifeform: 'hey , somebody must! be making money doing this. lemme try also'
mircea_popescu: and this is how we ended up with wikipedia.
asciilifeform: the 'old people' largely ran out in what, 1998
mircea_popescu: you'd hope.
asciilifeform: at any rate, was finite resource
asciilifeform: ( 'new old' not any smarter, but have ~nothing worth stealing )
mircea_popescu: life savings!!1
asciilifeform: lel
mircea_popescu: why wont you believe ;/
asciilifeform: it is interesting how phrase 'life savings' already has an archaic 'patina coat' -- same flavour as 'workhouse', 'savings & loan', 'joint stock'
asciilifeform: ( and... сберкасса !! )
asciilifeform: there oughta be a museum... of failed financial tech
mircea_popescu: yeah. they got a dictionary of "+ev words", whereby if you say $word it creates +value in the mind of specific sort of imbecile.
mircea_popescu: "oh look dad, he produced the string "responsibility". he can't be a useless pothead. o look, thgere goes, "the future"!!!1 let's give him more money".
mircea_popescu: this is what they do, fill a coupla pages with "good words" at school / unemployment office / whatever.
mircea_popescu: should work (tm)
asciilifeform: see also vintage http://btcbase.org/log/2013-12-22#429490 . ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2013-12-22 18:56 asciilifeform: 'If the victim, at the sight of the economic predator, goes into doggie submission, we must stop discussing the phenomenon in terms of conflict and consider whether what we are observing might be some strange instance of symbiosis.'
mircea_popescu: heck, 99% oif what's left of us intelligence consists of trying to calculate word-value over the whole interwebs. that's it.
mircea_popescu: can just forget about the rest, obviously if the spies aren't any better then neither are the diplomats, the government, and from there on down to corporations and "famblies", whatever else composes the socialist pyramid.
mircea_popescu: "artificial intelligence", a sort of modern kaballism really, is ~nothing else.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2014-11-14#922030 ^ oblig re subj ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2014-11-14 21:02 asciilifeform: http://home.engineering.iastate.edu/~alexs/classes/2011_Spring_585X/readings/02_Principles/AI_Meets_Natural_Stupidity.pdf
mircea_popescu: which also takes the problem home : bayesian faux intelligence is not, per se, a scam. the whole thing is simply the application of tractors to what the dorks already did anyway in their internal forum.
mircea_popescu: you can't claim google-style "ai" is a scam when it simply does EXACTLY what average-voter does to decide who to vote for, average-idiot to pick his friends, average-office-drone to pick employees etc.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu had an article re this very thing
mircea_popescu: or a few.
mircea_popescu: but yes, this will be the enduring legacy of the ustardian "culture", such as it is : a really large attempt to calculate the sum-value of strings of words. because "the alternative is hard" and besides "this kinda works".
mircea_popescu: of course, it only works in naive circumstances, as this shit always does. once mp/someome starts deliberately fucking with your words the whole shit goes nowhere. but obvioujsly "nobody could have predicted" etc.
asciilifeform: 'government of laws'
mircea_popescu: right ? finally fair, just add up the wordvalues of the laws, see what comes out!
erlehmann: what does “~” in front of a word mean? like here: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-05#1666145 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 19:03 asciilifeform: they've become ~impossible to distinguish from one another, even in principle. like viagra spams.
mircea_popescu: approximate.
erlehmann: i see.
erlehmann: thx
erlehmann: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-06-05#1666164 << this seems to be some kind of virtue signaling? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2017-06-05 19:13 mircea_popescu: yeah. they got a dictionary of "+ev words", whereby if you say $word it creates +value in the mind of specific sort of imbecile.
trinque: less complicated than that. know how cats don't meow to each other? this is the idiot's imitative noise he thinks he heard coming from the folks supposed to fill his food bowl.
asciilifeform: trinque: iirc this was more of a neoteny / stuck-development thing
asciilifeform: ( e.g. the snow leopard in the central park zoo in nyc -- quite certainly meowed - it was surreal to watch )
trinque: how sad. better to kill the poor thing.
mircea_popescu: yet you'd never know to ask it.
asciilifeform: trinque: if zoo animal could speak, he might say same thing re 'civilized' man.
asciilifeform: 'kill yerself first, idiot'
asciilifeform: 'you think ~you~ don't live in a zoo
asciilifeform: '
mircea_popescu: nah. more likely, something about how violence is not the answer and koombaya
asciilifeform: lol nope , that's what the herbivores said
asciilifeform: ( different cage )
trinque: aha. brings to mind http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-07#1579202 ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-07 17:35 trinque knows a person who owns a weimaraner, thing paces in her back yard back and forth between back door and window so much there's no grass in the path, has various other compulsions
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/06/bitcoin-network-difficulty-up-13-90-percent/ << Qntra - Bitcoin Network Difficulty Up ~13.90 Percent
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/no-such-labs-snsa-may-2017-statement/ << Trilema - No Such lAbs (S.NSA), May 2017 Statement
phf: https://mwi.usma.edu/effective-weapon-modern-battlefield-concrete/ on the role of concrete in the iraq war
asciilifeform: the last reich luvvved concrete just as much.
mircea_popescu: mostly a testament on how ~useless weaporny is.
asciilifeform: road mine still worked great.
phf: ied's vs concrete
mircea_popescu: the pretense of calling the enemy manufacture chain "improvised" is particularly lulzy coming from some people whose entire industrial process consists of impovising mixes out of chinese inputs.
mircea_popescu: ad-hoc littoral ship vs improvised explosive device ftw.
mircea_popescu: !!up scriba
deedbot: scriba voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !!up scwid
deedbot: scwid voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !!up ave1
deedbot: ave1 voiced for 30 minutes.
BingoBoingo: Further Redditard String Production Sourcery: https://archive.is/Brm9v "Suzuki I am Fat"
BingoBoingo: " Yes Suzuki, I am FAT! 315 pounds and my passenger is another 225, plus 50 pounds of our junk to carry for a total of 590 pounds on my 08 Burgman 400! My 400 is great on power, but supension is weak, even when set on 7 (the highest setting). We need a VERY HEAVY DUTY SUSPENSION FOR THE BURGMAN 400!" << "Get rid of the 400 ... Problem solved"
BingoBoingo: Punchline: "I am staying with the lighter, nimbler, simpler B400. I love my 400. Thank You. "
BingoBoingo: FUCK YOU, STOP WEIGHING A WHOLE 'NOTHER VEHICLE!!!
BingoBoingo: Vehicle should ride hamplanet until human sized!
mircea_popescu: for srs.
BingoBoingo: Not knowing that fucking exhaust system means needing to fuck carb to match can be forgiven, that is much math. Not knowing why vehicle designed to carry passenger ~25-33% of it's own mass objects to passenger ~70-200% is unforgivable hamplanetry
mircea_popescu: the fatsos are really offensive by now with their "oh, i have a right to exist" bullshit.
BingoBoingo: And all this bullshit is polluting my searches for "Can [vehicle] suspension handle ramp jumping"
mircea_popescu: need obesity euthanasia law.
BingoBoingo: No instead as soon as you invoke "suspension" in a string google/Bing/CuckCuckGo all return fatso pandering
BingoBoingo: Need ~25lb portable Lipodiesel refinery
asciilifeform: this is a little bit like complaining re ants, when kitchen has not been cleaned since reagan
asciilifeform: multiply buffett by 0 --> no obesity.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile the piece of shit un is all going into overdrive with trying to get states to implement the usg-tronic "we'll just steal shit because it belongs to criminals hurr durr".
mircea_popescu: fuyck that shit. there's no need for a "united nations office of organized crime".
mircea_popescu: what's needed is an office for killing fat people.
asciilifeform: what's even left for them to steal ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the heuristic is, "hey, this shit not owned by aparatchik ? give it to aparatchik then!"
mircea_popescu: "proceedings in rem" and all the rest of that scandalous bullshit.
asciilifeform: incidentally BingoBoingo -- imho encouraging these folx to take up motorcycle is a wholesome thing
asciilifeform: will cure -- one way or the other.
BingoBoingo: Motorcycle is too safe to be cure for hamplanetry
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in the old, nearly forgotten usefulstuffonwww galaxy, http://www.rhunt.f9.co.uk/Glass_Blowing/Glass_Blowing_Menu.htm