BingoBoingo: Maybe that McCain kid is finally senile enough to be a reliable empty suit?
BingoBoingo: I dunno Sasha seems moar presedential than Malia
mircea_popescu: that was changing her panties on the street at some point ?
ben_vulpes: p. sure those girls are out of the running.
BingoBoingo: I thought they were twins and so never got proper memorable names
mircea_popescu: ;;google bush daughter slut change panties street corner
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45900 @ 0.00074898 = 34.3782 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2555 @ 0.00075285 = 1.9235 BTC [+]
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> what was the name of that bush slut < haha
JuliaTourianski: that's one of the best reactions I've gotten. at least they're not discussing what i look like.
BingoBoingo: JuliaTourianski: That's why I don't do video
ben_vulpes: <******> You've made three unsuccessful attempts to find your account. We've locked this session for security reasons. Please close and reopen your browser to start again. << annals of web security engineering
assbot: Stat pundit rankings: MLB 2014 over/under win totals | StatsbyLopez
BingoBoingo: So this Oakland/Kansas-Shitty Ace off already has point against both pitchers
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34900 @ 0.00075288 = 26.2755 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51900 @ 0.00074818 = 38.8305 BTC [-] {4}
atcbot: [X-BT VWAP] Bid: 170 Ask: 266 Last Price: 180 30d-Vol: 252k 30d-High: 266 30d-Low: 170 30d-VWAP: 191
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 300101.21 in 684 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -84.02
atcbot: >> No data returned from CoinMiner.net << [PityThePool Hashrate]: 139.27 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.26 TH/s [P2P Hashrate]: 1.83 TH/s
AMDCeleron: i like AMD better than Intel yet i got a Celeron cpu in my laptop
BingoBoingo: AMDCeleron: What are your thoughts on the AMD low power chips?
AMDCeleron: i had a netbook with c60 two years ago and it was ok i guess
BingoBoingo: Well, not that low power. Like the E-XXXX and its successors.
BingoBoingo: AMDCeleron: What are your thoughts on non-x86-BBQ chips?
AMDCeleron: BingoBoingo, i dont know i have had an amd cpu in a year
AMDCeleron: why do you care about what i think of AMD?
BingoBoingo: AMDCeleron: I'm talking beautiful stuff like IBM Power, Motorola 68k, Sun Sparc/Sparc64
BingoBoingo: AMDCeleron: I'm just curious about people's IRC nick strategies
AMDCeleron: I choose AMD because i like amd better than INtel, yet i have celeron n2830 in my laptop
BingoBoingo: AMDCeleron: WHy not give them both the finger and go Longsoon?
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37800 @ 0.00074682 = 28.2298 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: The Best Hot Dogs In America Are Going Extinct, And Everyone Wants A Bite Before It's Too Late
BingoBoingo: Assbot is kakobrekla's monster. In december it consumes the wrong kind of naughty Children.
cazalla: from that digital cc annual report - On 28 February 2014, Mt Gox, the online Bitcoin trading exchange filed for bankruptcy protection in Japan. At the time Mt Gox filed for bankruptcy, Digital CC Trading Pty Ltd (wholly owned subsidiary of the Group) held approximately $233,435 of bitcoins with Mt Gox. It is uncertain as to whether Digital CC Trading Pty Ltd will recover those bitcoins
cazalla: in the future and therefore the inventory has been written down in full.
cazalla: they incurred a loss of 11m for the financial year
BingoBoingo: cazalla: How much have you thought about non-name logistics for the news site?
cazalla: BingoBoingo, cart before horse much?
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Well, the first thing to have is probabaly a site pushing quality blocks of text. Within hours of settling on a domain.
BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com domain naming strategy
cazalla: i figure modelling it after coinfire without all the silliness would be a start, see if i stick at it longer than a few months and then maybe bring some more people on board
BingoBoingo: cazalla: From the start I will be willing to contribute articles.
BingoBoingo: And suggestions, like Toolbox is the only useful Wordpress theme
cazalla: BingoBoingo, simpler the theme, the better
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Doesn't really get simpler. And as you get ideas about the look, you build from it.
cazalla: i use to use thesis for my wordpress sites though
cazalla: would you suggest latest wordpress ver or reverting to an older one? i have not used it much since 2.x
kakobrekla: fuck me. one of these days im gonna have a heart attack.
BingoBoingo: Everyone has their vices. BingoBlog's first theme was some swiss named default offered in lieu of ugly ass 20XX
kakobrekla: i was in the middle of bbet maintenance when suddenly everything stopped working
kakobrekla: could not figure out for the hell of it wtf
BingoBoingo: <cazalla> would you suggest latest wordpress ver or reverting to an older one? i have not used it much since 2.x << Maybe MP can lend WordPress insights. I just kind of start with current and kill obnoxious defaults. For a news site though you probably want a new enough version to have decent multiuser handling.
kakobrekla: to find out i got locked out by ddos protection.
cazalla: how about using one of these new tlds trollbox.report
cazalla: i can't think of any notable website starting with tr
BingoBoingo: Whatever the initial name is...there's sites in the #b-a interwebz hood that can get your google juice organically primed and buzzworded
BingoBoingo: cazalla: As I understand web publishing though... One of the most important parts is having content before going on srs promotion binges
BingoBoingo: If the news site starts tomorrow... I can be a srs contender for newbs around X-mas
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26984 @ 0.00074788 = 20.1808 BTC [+]
assbot: Scrabble copyright dispute: Hasbro says it owns the Scrabble dictionary. Players beg to differ.
BingoBoingo: It's like if Nimzovich said Imma publish 'My System' but nun-yall can play it.
mircea_popescu: it's like this dumb kid in the courtyard figured somebody gives a shit if he loses an eye.
mircea_popescu: possibly dumbest company in history of ip debacles, way up there with the riaa/mpaa crowd
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Bankruptcy is a powerful tool as Mr. Trump can attest.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39521 @ 0.00075307 = 29.7621 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: So... We're prolly all stuck now. Ebola diagnosed in the US. Outgoing border controls can't be far away.
devthedev: BingoBoingo: I still have that canoe if you want to borrow it.
BingoBoingo: devthedev: Well I haven't found library work so...Maybe I'll work X-mas at the mall and get back to you in January.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The US has its own disease demons like Hanta.
BingoBoingo: It would take some disease with a hashtag.
devthedev: The talks of a properly run Bitcoin news site is interesting.
devthedev: What would be needed to make it a reality?
mircea_popescu: devthedev didn't you work for something like that at some point ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: He's a Florida kid. Was on TradeFartress's CoinChat and did his own thing afterwards.
devthedev: Yes, I worked with Plaxant.com a few months back when they ran a Bitcoin news venue.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Is that a helium release valve?
decimation: re: bankruptcy << usg is bankrupt (as discussed yesterday). the natural law of bankruptcy demands that the bankrupt lose control of their assets to the creditors
BingoBoingo: <devthedev> Yes, I worked with Plaxant.com a few months back when they ran a Bitcoin news venue. << Wrote the only worthwhile stories on a since failed venue. Operator never showed and stayed here in spite on invites.
assbot: Floating-Point Determinism | Random ASCII
BingoBoingo: devthedev: He might be cleaning rabbits atm.
devthedev: I don't have access to my OTC keys at the moment to auth.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4616 @ 0.00074788 = 3.4522 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Brewing something or preparing under the sea anchor safe
assbot: WebFLIS - Public Search
decimation: "SHIPPING AND STORAGE CONTAINER,POWER SUPPLY"
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform> and this is considerably cheaper than getting a hold of a climate-controlled space where lathe, mill, won't rust in winter. << Wait how much does a climate controlled storage locker cost on your left coast?
decimation: I yearn for the days when usg would actually create a spec for an object and have it manufactured
decimation: those rare items that fall into that category are purchased at unobtainium toilet prices
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Lacks own mains socket, but climate controlled costs ~50/month here. Also lacks plumbing.
decimation: asciilifeform: it looks like a poor man's pelican case
decimation: except better constructed with the metal lip & latches
decimation: wow. I thought the problem with buying usg surplus is that you have to buy a pallet
decimation: 'costco', one of the better us 'retailers' got its start selling caskets
assbot: Top VA Exec Conspired With Married Boyfriend To Thwart Investigations | The Daily Caller
decimation: government work, since two years later she found herself in a top position at the VHA."
decimation: Not the kind of government bureaucrat that could design or even employ someone to design a quality case
assbot: Clinton Aide Watches Stall As Reporter Pees | The Daily Caller
decimation: yeah 'daily caller' is an obviously americanized version of 'daily mail', and highly amusing
devthedev: I'm not sure what I'd do if someone followed me into the stall, probably wouldn't be too pretty though.
BingoBoingo: devthedev: My answer prolly depends on if they look pretty
BingoBoingo: devthedev: For the record you are roughly how old and how advanced in 'Murica school.
devthedev: I'm 15 and a Junior currently taking mostly AP classes.
cazalla: <+devthedev> What would be needed to make it a reality? <<< like anything, consistency
decimation: asciilifeform: reading about floating point implementations on x86 is suicidally depressing for an x86 programmer
cazalla: although i guess jborkl is consistent, i feels bad for him
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Consistent, but alone insufficient. Pretty much the curse of anyone who tries this thing solo and without structure.
BingoBoingo: cazalla: I am skimming the #b-a periphery though for the hungry and not malinformed. So far I've found 1 candidate. I might find another.
BingoBoingo: devthedev: Does peapodamus still go online?
devthedev: I haven't spoken to him for about 2 weeks.
BingoBoingo: So I guess he fails the consistency criteria.
assbot: There are Only Four Billion Floats–So Test Them All! | Random ASCII
decimation: answer for many numbers it was supposed to handle, including odd-ball numbers like ‘one’."
BingoBoingo: devthedev: What about the really obnoxious one, Whiskers? WHo I'm pretty sure is in his 40's/
devthedev: I'm not too fond of him BingoBoingo
devthedev: I haven't spoken to him since last year
decimation: my understanding is that matlab on x86 just uses doubles
BingoBoingo: devthedev: Not many are, but after this thing gets feet he might be a solid audition.
decimation: asciilifeform: surely you aren't suggesting that intel allowed some swarthy intern design their cisc instructions with some dumbass matlab script?
BingoBoingo: decimation: This is Intel, once the US legalizes weed at the Federal level their foundries are being converted to farms.
decimation: yeah, I know. everyone wants to implement on matlab, and they do not usually think about issues like numerical precision
decimation: this is why intel can make money both ways - selling chips and selling compilers/libraries that actually use them
devthedev: Have a great day everyone, I'm going to get some sleep.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform> amd - similar story << Fucked themselves for years by compiling their compilers with Intels
decimation: intel's ipp and compiler would 'detect' amd and disable its sse routines
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: To my knowledge they've never sold either
decimation: AMD mainly sells usg anti-monopoly prosecution protection
BingoBoingo: decimation: They also sell the best laptop chips around.
decimation: I'm pretty partial to the haswell chip in my mbp
BingoBoingo: I actually don't actively dislike the E-350 in my X120e
BingoBoingo: But I don't actively dislike the CPU/GPU combo
BingoBoingo remembers fuckers Spz. AMD APU's would be the mining be all and end all and they don't even register seriously for the weird alt hash functions
decimation: I mined with AMD/ATI gpu back in the day, I grew to hate AMD's driver releases that would ruin everything
BingoBoingo: I really, truly should have put the alcohol hobby on hold through grad school, but... The lack of time machines is a necessary bitch.
assbot: Today is September 30, 2014, and there is still not much BIP32 support. Muh /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash 2.0.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41879 @ 0.00074648 = 31.2618 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11700 @ 0.00074661 = 8.7353 BTC [+]
TheNewDeal: credit card locked out after 1 failed attempt to enter a zip code. Thank security
TheNewDeal: wow, never ever heard of that nonsense
BingoBoingo: Oh, The Oakland KC wildcard game is in extra innings
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell bitstein You want a conversation, but... Twitter seriously?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23950 @ 0.00075061 = 17.9771 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: So... the AL postseason RBI record was broken... today... on the first game...
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Do you still have an adorable bunny negro?
cazalla: it's a little browner but yes
BingoBoingo: cazalla: How does QontraCoin sound as a name?
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
TheNewDeal: cheers to jurov's local ta's predicting the mild upswing - must have been reading the correct animal entrails
cazalla: BingoBoingo, yeah he or she is a keeper, i think the buck is the half breed so hopefully female so i can breed it back
mircea_popescu: "Greetings from Bitgazetteer.com, We are very happy to announce that your store/business has been posted on our bitgazetteer.com website because you integrated Bitcoins/Crypto-Currency as a legitimate payment method."
mircea_popescu: these fucktards. yeah, im sure spamming is the way to start a "business".
BingoBoingo: Zappy Deer could be the first decent iPhone game.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.0007477 = 7.9256 BTC [-]
cazalla: <+BingoBoingo> cazalla: How does QontraCoin sound as a name? <<< as discussed, qntra as domain name, anyone have input?
cazalla: asciilifeform no but i've read about it, apparently their milk is amongst the best
assbot: Rabbits Milked for Human Protein; Drug Soon for Sale?
BingoBoingo: My youngest brother at one point had a buck rabbit
BingoBoingo: In its last year among the living feeding it without getting a fist full of bunny jizz was a near impossible task.
cazalla: i think i would pasteurise the milk if i ever attempted milking them though
BingoBoingo: ... and tried to forget the rape of my fist
cazalla: does are worse though, they'll try to fuck the buck
cazalla: btw pete_dushenski, while it might sound similar to contravex, it's mere coincidence
BingoBoingo: So... Disclaimer... I was the horrible dirty influence on Cazalla
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11150 @ 0.0007477 = 8.3369 BTC [-]
assbot: Kingpin--cow milk - YouTube
mircea_popescu: <cazalla> i think i would pasteurise the milk if i ever attempted milking them though <<< as there's not that much human history of drinking rabbit milk, likely it's safe.
cazalla: asciilifeform, seems tedious to do with a rabbit
cazalla: a machine? suck it straight from the titty
cazalla: gee namecheap really did a web 2.0 type change
cazalla: having your face scratched would be my concern
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13650 @ 0.00074627 = 10.1866 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: Namecheap goes off the deep end. Anyone know a decent domain registrar ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
cazalla: hanbot, amusingly, once you navigate the new menus to change the dns, you get access to the old interface although it's heavily wrapped with the new one
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39533 @ 0.00074582 = 29.4845 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 391.2, Best ask: 392.68, Bid-ask spread: 1.48000, Last trade: 392.7, 24 hour volume: 14382.73145314, 24 hour low: 373.24, 24 hour high: 397.75, 24 hour vwap: 385.5512724
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9605 @ 0.00074704 = 7.1753 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12950 @ 0.0007463 = 9.6646 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: So anyone awake thoughts on this new 'Gotham' show?
Duffer1: i'm afraid it will be very bad
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: Yeah, already started. Surprisingly not bad.
Duffer1: i dunno i'm worried they'll pervert the timeline
Duffer1: well i'm worried they'll do that, and it will suck, if it's good i wouldn't mind so much :P
BingoBoingo: At some point, after enough splits, a piece of fiction looses the ability to have a single canon... And would you rather prefer Adam West...
BingoBoingo: As far after two episodes the thing isn't non-sensical
Duffer1: oh i agree, but i don't trust fox to do it right or well
BingoBoingo: Which is a predicament, because if it has unrealized potential Fox could kill it half a season in.
BingoBoingo: Fox is the worst sort of quality filter imaginable
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.0007463 = 8.06 BTC [-]
Duffer1: i would have loved to see the batman flashpoint alternative history as a series
BingoBoingo: Well, cable is a still more finicky beast. HBO has yet to beat the wire. AMC has yet to touch Breaking Bad.
Duffer1: fringe wasn't bad either (fox no less)
bounce: namecheap looks like bog standard tabletisation to me. that's not "2.0", where everything is ajaxified for no reason. this is that plus big large buttons for fat fingers and super-duper js-reinvented scrollage that may be nice for tablets but seriously doesn't for (non-fullscreen) browsers on the desktop
punkman: bounce, yeah "mobile first"
bounce: call it a kick in the teeth over and above requiring "browser features" that don't actually add anything to the content. dunno if that's "3.0" or "4.0" or whatever.
Duffer1: BingoBoingo, the creator of the wire is currently writing a new HBO series called Show Me a Hero
bounce: tablets aren't that mobile. but it certainly goes big on stupidity. it's trying to reinvent the web as some sort of "interactive broadcast", ie mainly one-way "interaction". the warm fuzzy feeling of teh intarwebz without them actually listening to you. not that you'd have anything to say, or that they'd listen in any case, but, you know.
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: The thing I like about Gotham is it is almost a noir, which is like how here the best to hope for is almost a steak.
BingoBoingo: Also that show pisses the hell out of the reddit fanbois
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31056 @ 0.00074785 = 23.2252 BTC [+] {2}
Duffer1: i'll check it out, but my expectations are probably unreasonably high
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31865 @ 0.00075332 = 24.0045 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Duffer1: As long as you remember Brian Cranston set every writer's expectations for TV unreasonably high it is hard to be disappoint as a viewer
punkman: BingoBoingo: I'd say from a financial perspective Game of Thrones has probably beat everything else HBO
BingoBoingo: punkman: But the bedrock underneath it with 2/7ths of the source material missing...
Duffer1: no doubt, easily the best television actor
BingoBoingo: punkman: Unless in mega troll behavior the tv show jumps the books which I endorse wholly
punkman: I like AMC's Hell on Wheels, not as good as BB of course
Duffer1: i'm watchin HoW too, I prefer Justified though
Duffer1: but i've had a man crush on Timothy Olaphant since Deadwood
punkman: also watched Lilyhammer recently, was some good fun
Duffer1: i tried watching it i really tried
Duffer1: i just couldn't get into it, the story was not bad, but the main actor i just couldn't relate or believe in
assbot: Self-Destructing SSDs Will Nuke Themselves If You Text Them a Code Word
punkman: yeah exactly what the doctor ordered, more phone in my disks
assbot: Accident between two vessels in suez canal 29/09/2014 in portsaid - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4630 @ 0.0007463 = 3.4554 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00074899 = 8.2389 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41017 @ 0.00074574 = 30.588 BTC [-] {5}
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 386.32, Best ask: 387.19, Bid-ask spread: 0.87000, Last trade: 387.22, 24 hour volume: 15481.20021234, 24 hour low: 373.4, 24 hour high: 397.75, 24 hour vwap: 386.189487975
cazalla: does anyone know an alternative to pagewash?
cazalla: it was good for seeing if dns refreshed elsewhere as i've been waiting ages on my own connection
cazalla: but they changed the site and made it useless
bounce: plenty web-based proxies Out There. lots stuffed with ads, though
cazalla: yeah, pagewash wasn't like that and refreshed quickly
assbot: Executive Order 12333 Documents Redefine 'Collection,' Authorize Majority Of Dragnet Surveillance Programs | Techdirt
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25004 @ 0.00074479 = 18.6227 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: FCC Considering Punishment for Broadcasters Who Use Redskins Nickname | Bleacher Report
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45400 @ 0.00074468 = 33.8085 BTC [-] {4}
chetty: <RagnarDanneskjol> ..contaminated - as in pathogens//read somewhere that virtually every 20 has cocaine traces
RagnarDanneskjol: i've heard that too. I'm more concerned with the poo. am a bit of a germ phobe.. rarely handle money unless i have to
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3112 @ 0.00074396 = 2.3152 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37150 @ 0.00074558 = 27.6983 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28922 @ 0.00074383 = 21.5131 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: deed test - Pastebin.com
deedBot: deed 35D2E1A0457E6498 RagnarDanneskjol with 1 signature valid in next bundle
assbot: deed test - Pastebin.com
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00074566 = 14.354 BTC [+] {2}
deedBot: deedBot BTC available balance: 0.00253000 in wallet 1NTSD9jVvumurTotaW7Crqe5DfRxBrJzqu
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15197 @ 0.00074364 = 11.3011 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33000 @ 0.00074356 = 24.5375 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Testing - -----BEGIN - Pastebin.com
deedBot: deed 33588BE08B232B13 punkman with 1.5 signatures valid in next bundle
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Testing - -----BEGIN - Pastebin.com
RagnarDanneskjol: I need to have a convo with you - re target bitcoin address as of the hash of the documents, not wasting coins, etc
punkman: let me check my calendar :P
RagnarDanneskjol: ahh - so 1.5 signatures apparently means one signed msg and one standalone sig
deedBot: deed 33588BE08B232B13 punkman with 1.5 signatures valid in next bundle
deedBot: deed 35D2E1A0457E6498 RagnarDanneskjol with 1 signature valid in next bundle
deedBot: Bundled: 721f3f09be090181c913fc24e937c8db80aaae7aae67bad4655750f1ae0c388d-1MWLqwvsTaZZ84vsibz9Ej7tkenBnFDwTS.txt
deedBot: time=1412162522 LAST_BUNDLE_TIME=1412162463 elapsed=59
deedBot: DEEDBOT_CHAN=#bitcoin-assets ERROR_CHAN=MolokoDesk INTERVAL=3600 (no pending deeds.)
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13750 @ 0.00074349 = 10.223 BTC [-]
chetty: In several years, I think reddit could have close to a billion users.//what in the world is good about that?
punkman: lets you swindle more investors
mircea_popescu: it's never making it. reddit is about in the position of paypal : time to sell it.
mircea_popescu: cazalla:hanbot, amusingly, once you navigate the new menus to change the dns, you get access to the old interface although it's heavily wrapped with the new one << takes a bunch of scripting to transaform new pos back into old thing but it can be done.
mircea_popescu: fucking "coders" today, you know, writing shit so other people have to write unshit so the world can keep functioning.
mircea_popescu: punkman: bounce, yeah "mobile first" <<< basically they're hiring imbecile 20somethings, that have grown up in the nazi party. they have one pow and one idea, and that's that.
mircea_popescu: if i were black in the us i would be fucking worried for my children. being ~10% of the population and >50% of the public discourse is how the hasidim suddenly disappeared from history.
☟︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: the "black impudence" notion is just about to make its entry into the world.
mircea_popescu: bounce:tablets aren't that mobile. but it certainly goes big on stupidity. it's trying to reinvent the web as some sort of "interactive broadcast", ie mainly one-way "interaction". the warm fuzzy feeling of teh intarwebz without them actually listening to you. not that you'd have anything to say, or that they'd listen in any case, but, you know. << EXACTLY fucking that omfg. exactly.
mircea_popescu: fucking midwestern braindead chemists trying to run the world. "dem darn kids like that darn interwebs so much how about i make myself an interweb shaped corn. that'll sell!"
mircea_popescu: assbot: Self-Destructing SSDs Will Nuke Themselves If You Text Them a Code Word <<< you mean if you ask your enemy to let you do it ? lawl ok, great thinking there shelops!
mircea_popescu: cazalla: it was good for seeing if dns refreshed elsewhere as i've been waiting ages on my own connection <<< i love browsershots for this purpose.
assbot: George Carlin - Germs, Immune System - YouTube
Azelphur: so apparently I have unsufficient rights, even though I'm already voiced
TomServo: Same here - must need to reauth.
gribble: Nick 'TomServo', with hostmask 'TomServo!sewandsew@airportsecurity.junktouch.org', is not identified.
Azelphur: oh I see, I really need to build gribble auth into my bouncer.
mircea_popescu: deedBot: deed 33588BE08B232B13 punkman with 1.5 signatures valid in next bundle << lolwut?!
mircea_popescu: the point of security features is for them to be secure not automated.
Azelphur: indeed, that's one of the reasons I haven't done it yet
jurov: <TheNewDeal> [20141001 04:41] cheers to jurov's local ta's predicting the mild upswing << what? it was tat, not my area man
assbot: Reddit Plans Its Own Cryptocurrency To Give Back To Its Users After $50 Million Raise | TechCrunch
jurov: ^god have mercy on us
TomServo: I thought doge was reddit's 'cryptocurrency'.
mircea_popescu: yes but doge i killed meanwhile. what'd you expect them to do, learn ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33850 @ 0.0007464 = 25.2656 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: they can't learn. they gotta try again. until mashed into pulp, old fizz caking on their ragged tshirt, redditards gotta try their redditardation again.
mats_cd03: watching people do dumb things makes me sad
chetty: if its fun it isnt work, silly
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29100 @ 0.00074726 = 21.7453 BTC [+] {5}
chetty: You all saw Ebola arrived in Texas?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla ^ when you sign it, put the signed into deedsbot and just comment the link ?
RagnarDanneskjol: oohh deedbot signed statements. good thinkin - imma do that too
mircea_popescu: and let me open an imaginary bottle of virtual champagne for all the bitbet good news. not only is it finally out of arrears, but moreover, best month for incoming bets in history and shit.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21400 @ 0.00074348 = 15.9105 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: Happy Anniversary ObamaCare | GOP
nubbins`: mostly just boorish and classless
nubbins`: but sort of lulzy too, i guess
nubbins`: more in the sense of "we are a federal-level political party and our website is full of 'lel you other guise r dummyz' articles"
assbot: Official George H.W. Bush Socks | GOP
assbot: NC Black Engagement To Host Sweet Tea and Politics | GOP
nubbins`: "The North Carolina Black Engagement Team"
nubbins`: i know it technically means something totally different
mircea_popescu: you know circular definitions are usually a symptom of deeper problems.
nubbins`: but i felt okay with redefining it for my needs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26400 @ 0.00074345 = 19.6271 BTC [-] {2}
Diablo-D3: [09:42:27] <nubbins`> "The North Carolina Black Engagement Team"
Diablo-D3: but I thought black people didnt get married?
nubbins`: i didn't even think anyone did. it's 2014
nubbins`: sure, yeah, but since when am i the barometer for sensible behaviour
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: how dare you imply I'm black
mircea_popescu: anyway, the notion that the mockery of obamacare on the gop's site is unrefined and unstylish is hardly sensible. if they were going for the stylish they'd be in the democratic party.
Diablo-D3: you implied someone is by virtue of context
mircea_popescu: in fact, i have it under authority of some people i know that context's a total slut.
assbot: Official George H.W. Bush Socks | GOP
nubbins`: not as hilarious as reading the logs
nubbins`: !s Official George H.W. Bush Socks
assbot: How To Pronounce Difficult To Say Brands - Business Insider
Diablo-D3: most of these brands probably dont exist
assbot: JP Morgan Chase CEO Wears Cuff Links Obama Gave Him To Hearing
Diablo-D3: yeah I dont think obama gave him anything
Diablo-D3: its more of obama told his assistant to buy him something
kakobrekla pronounces brands even more incorrectly intentionally
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10042 @ 0.00074368 = 7.468 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: since i saw this, i try to remember to pronounce it like zapp
nubbins`: what degenerate would pronounce the S in Artois?
nubbins`: "some people say baringer ingullum... it's really behringer ingelheim"
nubbins`: some people say this video was worth watching, it's actually time i'll never get back
Diablo-D3: nubbins`: who the fuck would ORDER artois?
Diablo-D3: I dont eat things that I cant pronounce.
Diablo-D3: also, Ive heard of maybe 3 or 4 brands in that video
nubbins`: technically you don't eat beer
nubbins`: besides, stella's nice. everybody would order one.
Diablo-D3: a) if you pronounce porche with the sha, you're a douchebag
Diablo-D3: b) no one mispronounces miele, and I live in one of the most uneducated areas of the world
mircea_popescu: Diablo-D3 caught in traffic : HOT DAMN! SOMEONE GIVE ME A COMPLEX AROMATIC COMPOUND NOMENCLATURE READING GUIDE
Diablo-D3 takes away mircea_popescu's crackpipe
nubbins`: "In 2001, El Al Airlines decided not to allow ultra-Orthodox Jews cover themselves in plastic because 'flight safety considerations do not allow for passengers to board while covered in sealed plastic bags.'"
bounce: "roflolol", "zomgdox", "nsfwclone", "osnappoetin", "yabaizafone", ... WHO stem book meets urban dictionary
nubbins`: o hey, they raised the minimum wage here in twodogland today
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.00074332 = 21.5934 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37598 @ 0.00074464 = 27.997 BTC [+] {3}
hanbot: mircea_popescu: dude at least i can pronounce crack. in like 6 languages << allah crackbar?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20300 @ 0.00074317 = 15.0864 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
ben_vulpes: your pop culture references have been duly noted
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42900 @ 0.00074311 = 31.8794 BTC [-] {4}
nubbins`: that was a pop culture reference?
deedBot: deed 27AF75321F2489E8 kakobrekla with 1 signature valid in next bundle
nubbins`: what happens when the next bundle is ready? :D
nubbins`: so what, deedbot just publishes shit to a website?
nubbins`: actually found the github page, reading source now
assbot: Logged on 23-09-2014 03:26:15; mircea_popescu: dja recall the spec ?
thickasthieves: it's annoyng that we cant just put anything in the blockchain
nubbins`: if you could, people would be uploading disk images
nubbins`: what you're describing is dropbox
nubbins`: that benefits the miners, sure, but it's a huge detriment to everyone else running a node
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21010 @ 0.00074511 = 15.6548 BTC [+]
nubbins`: "oh, shit, another 25TB to sync today"
nubbins`: so goat pays 1000btc and now the blockchain is 25TB larger, forever
nubbins`: i think you're dreaming too hard as it is
bounce: doesn't "datacoin" try and allow for arbitrary chain storage?
Apocalyptic: yeah, that's even what it was designed for
nubbins` imagines early adopter cashing out all datacoin, uploading massive file to blockchain as final act
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50662 @ 0.00074764 = 37.8769 BTC [+] {3}
deedBot: Bundled: 63581bfec02108fa941af106057dfdc3747fb0d3babbb334d95fff1da1b87406-1DYriNQB4tjyYMdXP8C3eWwFdzR8WVV4fc.txt
assbot: The World Wide Web project
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i've never seen anyone with more free time than south americans. << and no one with less free time than north americans. how, i ask you, are we all "americans" ?
bounce: that's a good way to get yourself shot
thickasthieves: what a guy cant own gun-shaped things without getting shot?
mircea_popescu: thickasthieves> i'm just not dreaming hard enough << maybe you're not dreaming out the right hole ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: lol they're not?? i thought that's why the chinese were good at shit.
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, google now sends me traffic for searches like "cum sa faci bani ca un evreu", ie, how to make $$$ like a joo.
assbot: EU Says Apple Inc.'s Irish Tax Deal is Illegal
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31906 @ 0.00074999 = 23.9292 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22095 @ 0.00074635 = 16.4906 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: deedBot needs to be registered with nickserv
dignork: mircea_popescu> dignork nah, you make n of k sets signed in pairs <<< not good enough, each pair will be able to blackmail others, non-existent problem in one-to one case.
mircea_popescu: how is a pair going to be able to blackmailk anyone ? there's no such thing as "group rape" as in, you've raped a group of two people.
mircea_popescu: texas used to have "enstrangement of affection" but it's gone.
dignork: i mean side-attack: using the recording to blackmail others - payments for non-disclosure
dignork: could be avoided if we form pair keys, each one with court key, 2 out of 2 to redeem, but this also has different properties
assbot: Shitexpress · Send a shit in a package around the world
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47162 @ 0.00074975 = 35.3597 BTC [+] {3}
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: if i were black in the us i would be fucking worried for my children. being ~10% of the population and >50% of the public discourse is how the hasidim suddenly disappeared from history. << 19th century?
assbot: [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.00020614 / 0.00021257 / 0.000219 (2 shares, 0.00 BTC)
jurov: pete_dushenski they were topic of discourse in 20th, too
jurov: Is the deedbot documented on wiki or somewhere?
jurov: i'd like to put f.mpif stuff there
pete_dushenski: "If you can imagine it, you can create it with Headway Themes Framework (
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mircea_popescu: jurov not documented yet, but would be a good thing to do.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9845 @ 0.00074635 = 7.3478 BTC [-]
assbot: bitrecruiter/deedBot GitHub
jurov: i see... clicked and wtf is this? :D
jurov: lol i have to reverse engineeer it?
RagnarDanneskjol: I'm gonna keep everything @ deedbot.com starting in a few days
jurov: RagnarDanneskjol okay, is there something usable in logs?
jurov: as in something i can follow
jurov: regarding putting a deed on
jurov: deedbot demo (nm, just bookmarking for later search)
deedBot: deed B98228A001ABFFC7 asciilifeform with 1 signature valid in next bundle
deedBot: deed 35D2E1A0457E6498 RagnarDanneskjol with 1 signature valid in next bundle
deedBot: Bundled: 21d5bb1d9e68af011117813f3684c84bb33348da85fb51f8b55d62ec128fa912-14ZCTfozD6UhTSyz5hMiBKo5RE6Gqu34i6.txt
RagnarDanneskjol: now wait until the top of the hour, will report bundled deed once its done
deedBot: time=1412184106 LAST_BUNDLE_TIME=1412184089 elapsed=17
deedBot: DEEDBOT_CHAN=#bitcoin-assets ERROR_CHAN=MolokoDesk INTERVAL=3600 (no pending deeds.)
deedBot: deedBot BTC available balance: 0.00220000 in wallet 1NTSD9jVvumurTotaW7Crqe5DfRxBrJzqu
deedBot: deedBot unconfirmed sent: -0.00022000
jurov: that's all? there is no micropayment needed or such?
xanthyos: about to get my first medical checkup since 1999. wonder what they'll find
jurov: RagnarDanneskjol: i suggest immediate publishing of deeds as paid service
jurov: will fund itself then
jurov: sry if that was already discussed
RagnarDanneskjol: the cost of deed is a fe cents, so believe the idea was to have someone throw a bitcoin in there and have enough to cover all deeds for a year
RagnarDanneskjol: as for immediate publishing - I am all in favor of immediacy. believe the idea was bundling multiple deeds over an hour into a single tx was more efficient, etc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30605 @ 0.00074537 = 22.812 BTC [-] {2}
deedBot: deed 677ABD62D0AEE7D7 jurov with 1 signature valid in next bundle
deedBot: time=1412185291 LAST_BUNDLE_TIME=1412184089 elapsed=1202
deedBot: DEEDBOT_CHAN=#bitcoin-assets ERROR_CHAN=MolokoDesk INTERVAL=3600 (1 deeds 1371 bytes in next bundle)
RagnarDanneskjol: jurov, do you mind throwing a few bitcents in there.. it only has enough for a couple of deeds left
jurov: ;;ident RagnarDanneskjol
gribble: Nick 'RagnarDanneskjol', with hostmask 'RagnarDanneskjol!~ragnardan@75-23-231-33.lightspeed.lgngca.sbcglobal.net', is identified as user 'RagnarDanneskjol', with GPG key id 35D2E1A0457E6498, key fingerprint B4AF6458D7D8A2846F91807935D2E1A0457E6498, and bitcoin address 14ixghmHMcB4szGL3ue5WJ1qnjnWnQXiP6
thickasthieves: what's the deal with usg only making current-year tax form PDFs available as "drafts"
thickasthieves: seems like they just want you to order printed versions
jurov: i guess you did not gave me forged address
deedBot: deedBot BTC available balance: 0.00220000 in wallet 1NTSD9jVvumurTotaW7Crqe5DfRxBrJzqu
deedBot: deedBot unconfirmed sent: -0.00022000
RagnarDanneskjol: oh -i miscounted a decimal spot - guess ther's enough for 20 deeds left
jurov: add that info to balance?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1514 @ 0.00074989 = 1.1353 BTC [+]
jurov: wanted to check if my trezor still works, so sent half a bitcent to deedbot
jurov: 1. mytrezor.com stopped working under linux (worked before in ff/konq)
jurov: 2. if you create tx, enter a PIN then cancel the transaction
jurov: then next transaction won't require pin
deedBot: time=1412187098 LAST_BUNDLE_TIME=1412184089 elapsed=3009
deedBot: DEEDBOT_CHAN=#bitcoin-assets ERROR_CHAN=MolokoDesk INTERVAL=3600 (1 deeds 1371 bytes in next bundle)
DoctorBTC: Can anyone point me to somewhere that has examples of decentralized systems winning over centralized systems? I'm having trouble explaining something to someone...
DoctorBTC: (and you guys in b-a are like the smartest people in the universe...)
assbot: What is a compelling stat comparing growth in an environment of permission less innovation vs a similar one with friction?
DoctorBTC: jaycutler6969: you mean the coinbase guy? no
punkman: DoctorBTC: Can anyone point me to somewhere that has examples of decentralized systems winning over centralized systems? I'm having trouble explaining something to someone... <- what kind of systems
jaycutler6969: DoctorBTC not sure this works for you, megaupload was some % point(s) of the total internet traffic at its peak
jurov: i actually think sweet spot is somewhere in the middle between decentralization and centralization
Dimsler: then you can just cite %90 of all economies trading in gold shekels before the 1800s
DoctorBTC: punkman: i was thinking about historically... perhaps things in nature, civilization, businesses.
Dimsler: nature is always decentralized
Dimsler: you know what, your question blows
DoctorBTC: I'm trying to get better at expressing some of these ideas and was hoping I could find some resource that could help me along.
thickasthieves: also i see decentralization as a phenomenon or design choice for a system
thickasthieves: <+Dimsler> nature is always decentralized /// depends what you mean by nature
Dimsler: you're argueing semantics at best.
thickasthieves: and other than to use the abstract concept of man's iatrogenic effect as a juxtaposition, that's just false
Dimsler: how do you articulate that
Dimsler: since it interjects in natural order
Dimsler: which is the undeniable foundation of life
thickasthieves: saying it disrupts natural, which is "undeniable foundation of life
Dimsler: man post me the line where i say in any negative connotation that chaos is bad
Dimsler: sure, but using penecillin to interject as a form of medicine is also a disruption
Dimsler: interjection in natural order
thickasthieves: whether something is chaos or not is not tied to its effects
gribble: Error: "wd" is not a valid command.
gribble: Error: "wd" is not a valid command.
Dimsler: the meaning was already expressed
Dimsler: no you didn't, you went and agreed with it
Dimsler: i thought it was pb and j time?
thickasthieves: maybe it's decentralization is a defensive quality, centralization is an aggressive/offensive one
mircea_popescu: RagnarDanneskjol: someones will fund the seed address in advance << im putting a cent in there.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33326 @ 0.00074375 = 24.7862 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: jurov: sry if that was already discussed << it was, yea.
mircea_popescu: jurov: then next transaction won't require pin << lmao such security.
mircea_popescu: DoctorBTC: Can anyone point me to somewhere that has examples of decentralized systems winning over centralized systems? I'm having trouble explaining something to someone... << have them ask here.
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 384.31, Best ask: 385.43, Bid-ask spread: 1.12000, Last trade: 385.44, 24 hour volume: 15008.52128967, 24 hour low: 377.01, 24 hour high: 397.75, 24 hour vwap: 386.228051414
danielpbarron slaps Dimsler around a bit with a decentralized trout
Dimsler: itty bitty titty committee need not apply
pete_dushenski: DoctorBTC: Can anyone point me to somewhere that has examples of decentralized systems winning over centralized systems? I'm having trouble explaining something to someone... << ya, torrents, blogs, non-soviet restaurants
mircea_popescu: "During this marriage he had an extended affair with his wife's younger sister Lady Alexandra Metcalfe, and with their stepmother, Grace Curzon, Marchioness Curzon of Kedleston, the U.S.-born second wife and widow of Lord Curzon of Kedleston."
deedBot: deedBot BTC available balance: 0.00709000 in wallet 1NTSD9jVvumurTotaW7Crqe5DfRxBrJzqu
nubbins`: by what method is the deed hashed to obtain the privkey / address?
nubbins`: or, put another way, how do i know transaction X represents arbitrary deed Y?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` well this point was still being worked upon. the spec calls for the hash to be used as the privkey for the destination of the tx.
mircea_popescu: punkman tho says this doesn't work and molokodesk hasn't been back to clarify.
nubbins`: yeah, that's the only piece i'm missing
nubbins`: at first glance, this function seems to be a bit wanky
nubbins`: ah, i was looking for a bare-bones implementation of this the other day
punkman: you just need an ecdsa library and base58
hanbot: kinda cool to have an implementation made to be broken.
hanbot: who knows what may get discovered
nubbins`: a nice companion tool on the deeds website would be a small form w/ textbox and button where one can generate pub/priv keys by the same method
hanbot: website genberated private key?
nubbins`: only if you have no idea how to properly give your web server access to sensitive data ;/
nubbins`: as it is right now, i register a deed, some bot sends a few satoshis to an address, and i just sort of hope that this isn't just a random tx
nubbins`: because there's no easy way for me to verify that the priv/pub keys were, in fact, generated from the text of the deed
hanbot: oh you mean you don't want to actually do the work of verifying and would rather rely on the website's claim?
nubbins`: if i'm doing the work of verifying, i might as well just publish my own fucking deed, no?
hanbot: for your own use you mean?
nubbins`: what, in your mind, is the utility of deedbot?
mike_c: the utility is to be able to verify you said something specific in the past.
hanbot: that nubbins puts a deed there and someone else verifies the hashing (through, i understand, spending the input).
hanbot: mircea_popescu, i guess the trick you're not sharing here is that you'll be adding mining to this later on, huh?
☟︎ nubbins`: okay. so why don't i just plug the text of my deed into brainwallet.org, and send the money there?
hanbot: a random digit or two or three.
nubbins`: why am i getting a bot to do it for me?
dignork: why not just verifying btc address equality to deed's hash?
hanbot: nubbins`, why do you use gribble for that matter, you could just sneakernet to nanotube
nubbins`: because gribble is convenient.
nubbins`: just like deedbot would be convenient, if i could use it to verify that the right address has been generated.
hanbot: also because it's what happens to be used.
hanbot: but it could lie to you.
mike_c: brainwallet method: you could prep 10 slightly different statements and pull out the most convenient one.
mike_c: not so with deed registry
nubbins`: that's why we all keep our own files, and we don't use ;;gettrust or ;;ident, right?
hanbot: mike_c, that's a good point!
mike_c: i want to prove that in july i said X, but with your method I may have prepped a few brainwallet messages and now be showing you one of them.
nubbins`: how is this different from just registering a few different deeds?
mike_c: i would be able to look at registry and see you prepped a few messages.
nubbins`: and i'd be able to look at the blockchain and see you prepped a few messages
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00074568 = 9.4701 BTC [+]
nubbins`: luckily, when we shook hands, we both new which btc address was the one we were using
nubbins`: so it doesn't matter how many extra statements the other party created.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu it's inconvenient for me to verify that deedbot has registered my actual deed, instead of, say, $rand
nubbins`: because i don't have any tools with which to verify it
mircea_popescu: copy/paste the code on its github in your fav ide and run it.
punkman: because I didn't write the verifier script yet
nubbins`: my fave IDE is the deedbot website tho
mircea_popescu: nubbins` your idea is broken because if the site will hash $rand it could as well print the "verification" for it.
mircea_popescu: this is why you don't get your certificate from the same party you get the goods.
BingoBoingo: Oh I thought Deedbot was using bundle hashes as pub keys and letting privates remain a mystery
nubbins`: BingoBoingo that'd be quite the trick
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo no. private keys. so that lazy people can at least see the input was spent
punkman: BingoBoingo: that's what it does now
assbot: Argentina deposits debt payment, defying US judge - Yahoo Finance
punkman: mircea_popescu: not rly, maybe I'd be up for rewriting it into a supybot plugin
CheckDavid: Any businesses looking to hire or professionals looking for a job in the bitcoin community around here?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9436 @ 0.00074568 = 7.0362 BTC [+]
bounce: you got anything specific in mind, other than starting your own brand new shiny recruitment agency?
CheckDavid: mircea_popescu: is it bad to be vague?
mircea_popescu: noun atribute verb complement in response to your inquiry.
punkman: also "bitcoin community" carries certain negative connotations around here
CheckDavid: Lol bounce what else would I have in mind?
CheckDavid: punkman: oh really? Is the btc community so big that it is already seen as a bunch of maniacs looks for a quick profit or something?
mircea_popescu: nah, "bitcoin community" is where the disco crowd moved, now that travolta's had his sex change operation.
bounce does not particularly like recruiters.
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: Know any university libraries hiring a BTC librarian?
jurov: ^ not his first time
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo maybe i'm way off the mark here, but if you ran a university wouldn't you hire your own cocksucker as a librarian ?
CheckDavid: BingoBoingo: just for reference. What do you understand by the term BTC librarian?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Nah, you hire the cocksuckers as Deans
mircea_popescu: Deanna the Cocksucking Dean and the Mysterious Alien Fanged Pie
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: University wants a librarian working in the reference Department specializing in Bitcoin information resources. Someone will be hiring for that by 2024.
CheckDavid: BingoBoingo: if CoinHR is still around by 2023 we will do our best to get you a position
BingoBoingo: Last couple weeks at the end of the semester when people need to write all of those paper they put on the backburner.
CheckDavid: By the way. In the meantime would you like to be considered for other possibly similar positions?
BingoBoingo: At some point their paper requires information that isn't readily googleavle
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: At the moment I'm working on getting as extended as I can.
bounce: HR in general is fantastibad at handling candidates. recruiters amazingly aren't better, though it's what they do all day.
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: You know, my time could be pushed to the max if something discussed here goes through.
BingoBoingo: Some sort of Australasian Journalism Startup with rabbits.
mircea_popescu: bounce all my experiences with hr are under the sheets.
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: Well sure. Doesn't mean they aren't delicious though. What better way to fight an endangered species than with cornbread stuffing and a pad of butter?
BingoBoingo: So personal blog just got a referral from Bing for the term "dystopian bingo"
bounce: yes, well, not quite the same as being on the phone to some guy, getting fobbed off because you called them and they didn't call you. (literally, yes)
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It goes in the evil Librarian CV
bounce: or sending a message inquiring about a specific job to a "hi! we're new and exciting!" bunch, never getting an answer but ending up thorougly on their spamlist with their wonderful! new! exciting! candidate matching system. they kept on spamming business intelligence jobs because in the "profile" they'd cooked up for me without permission was "DEBIAN" somewhere. that's how good they were.
mircea_popescu: SAMSUNG GT-S7500/S7500BUMB1 Build/GINGERBREAD << motherfucker samsung and its capslock
mircea_popescu: bounce well yes but this speaks more to the "seo expert/web2.0 designer/bitcoin communitard/social expert" crowd of white nigerian kids floating around aimlessly
mircea_popescu: if tomorrow it becomes fashionable for them to pretend like they're car salesmen, that won't be the #1 reason car salesmen suck
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29900 @ 0.00074638 = 22.3168 BTC [+]
bounce: if there's any recruiter in the IT space doing better than that, I haven't seen'em.
mircea_popescu: course that's easier in theory than in practice. i know i'm making real efforts to not start hating gays just because these fucktards imagine they can claim it in their doomed but vapid quest for appearing speshul.
mircea_popescu: bounce that may be a numbers game. in a workin economy there's call for maybe 1 worker in 1k ? 10k ? doing hr. in the us like 1/5 of the work force is employed doing that. prima facie your odds are 99.x% of dealing with an impostor.
bounce: dunno if the scores I contacted, tried to anyway, were all impostors. all in europe, though. all over europe.
bounce: something ITish. programming, sysadmin, netadmin, you name it. as long as it involves a unix and not windows. (Oh yes, the "not enough unix on the CV" girl, when half a dozen flavours listed. sheesh.)
bounce: anyway, I stopped talking to recruiters a long time ago. just not worth the hassle.
dub: theres likely to a be a problem right there
dub: Hi im bounce, I'd liek to be a programmer, or a bullfighter, or an ASTRONAUT!
bounce: could be the problem is that these are "social" people, and think nothing of a "white lie"... that IT people tend to see, in their mind's eye, flagged in neon red and yellow, marked "untruth!"
dub: i wouldnt get back to you either
bounce: linux has scores of flavours, but I think I maybe listed two
dub: Cause like, im a gamer, so I know computers
mircea_popescu: speaking of recruiters and astronauts, did anything lulzy come out of those gentoo repackaging kids RagnarsBitch ?
bounce has much, much less trouble with people that do have some unixy background. such people don't end up lying through their teeth "nicing up" word documents all day.
dub: well guess waht, NOBODY vetting yoru CV has unix backbround, ever
deedBot: deed 309BB8D7F3251143 not trusted.
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deedBot: deed 309BB8D7F3251143 not trusted.
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Beginning Balances: ATC: 2042 - Pastebin.com
dub: the trick is tailoring your approach for the asshole you are applying to
mircea_popescu: that sad day when your server log for a month is 3.9mn lines ;/
mircea_popescu: that even sadder day when you think to yourself what the shit, 4mn lines shouldn't take that long only to notice that the digits were so numerous you actually missed one
deedBot: deed 309BB8D7F3251143 not trusted.
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Beginning Balances: ATC: 2042 - Pastebin.com
pentestr: I found some critical vulnerabilities on BitBet.us, they said we can discuss with the staff on this channel?
Dimsler: only if you answer the secret question correctly
Dimsler: sabrina salerno or samantha fox?
pentestr: im being serious at the moment
pentestr: AND SOMEBODY KICK this sam0 guy. or better, ban him.
Dimsler: mircea_popescu, you have a customer
pentestr: mircea_popescu: your webserver can be compromised and transactions can be intercepted
pentestr: buffer overflow through a dangling pointer as well as possible sqli
pentestr: but i don't think that this would be the right place to discuss?
Dimsler: i think you'd have a tough time doing stack overflows on apache
gribble: Nick 'mircea_popescu', with hostmask 'mircea_popescu!~Mircea@pdpc/supporter/silver/mircea-popescu', is identified as user 'mircea_popescu', with GPG key id 8A736F0E2FB7B452, key fingerprint 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452, and bitcoin address None
pentestr: i dont want you pressing charges later on
Dimsler: and this channel is pretty secure
pentestr: im online for another hour or so
Dimsler: thickasthieves, yes but they pay in litecoins
bounce: how about a PoC in gpg email to kako then?
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Beginning Balances: ATC: 2042 - Pastebin.com
deedBot: deed 309BB8D7F3251143 not trusted.
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Beginning Balances: ATC: 2042 - Pastebin.com
Dimsler: i wonder if it'll overflow enough for an sqli injection
mircea_popescu: yeah, what bounce said. or in a pastebin, you can gpg it to my key.
pentestr: bounce: nah, that'll just give you the vuln to fix.. i'll just hack it, he gave me perms after all.
bounce: heaven forbid the problem gets fixed
thickasthieves: shouldnt the hack be to mess with the logo? wasnt that the old bounty?
bounce: IP from india, language typical for a <20y/o 1337 PHPer... sure.
Dimsler: yeah cause everyone uses there real country / ip in here
assbot: BitBet - BitBet haxxed in 2013 :: 10.5 B (98%) on Yes, 0.2 B (2%) on No | closed 9 months 1 week ago
mircea_popescu: no lol. dumbass wordpress, i wouldn't bounty a wart on it
pentestr: bounce: you got the age right though
Dimsler: won't be able to do the sqli injection
assbot: S.BBET Analysis - Btc Alpha
pentestr: Dimsler: oh really? and why do you think so?
Dimsler: worst case will happen is you'll just crash the server
pentestr: not interesting enough to execute
mircea_popescu: well maybe he wants to debate! isn't this the internet ?
mircea_popescu: if you want to argue you'll have to do it in your spare time!
Dimsler: thickasthieves, you know the best example of chaos right?
Dimsler: pilate asked the jews to pick either barabaos "logos" or jesus "order"
pentestr: i'll email you a poc in around 40mins
pentestr: trying to get some shell-code right..
mircea_popescu: ;;google waiting for the night to fall when everything is hack-abol
Dimsler: made a billion member religion off of it
assbot: depeche mode - waiting for the night (1990) - YouTube
thickasthieves: dimsler that is simply the best example of chaos ive ever heard
assbot: Logos - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
thickasthieves: some guys got together and made a billion member religion
mats_cd03: would anyone like to wager on the likelihood this exploit is going to materialize
pentestr: mircea_popescu: give me your email address and pgp public key block?
pentestr: mats_cd03: wager nay and loose your money punk
pentestr: and is that guy - mircea_popescu - offline or something?
punkman: if you can't steal coins, not sure it's so important
pentestr: need to run multiple proxies because your stupid server has a dumbass firewall that thinks that blocking ip's with repeated requests will prevent a hack
pentestr: and that means i can't be connected to chat
pentestr: punkman: i can you dumbass.. thats what i said, didn't i?
pentestr: [03:27] <+pentestr> mircea_popescu: your webserver can be compromised and transactions can be intercepted
thickasthieves: if he can make web pages he can intercept coins at the very least
pentestr: thickasthieves: dont need to make web pages.. just need to edit the ones you have and put in my own wallet addresses to receive the bet amounts.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23982 @ 0.00074747 = 17.9258 BTC [+] {2}
pentestr: thickasthieves: great joke bruh.
bounce: haxx all day and no kudos make pentestr a dull boy
pentestr: where do all of you minions come from?
pentestr: i get your kinda rich and shit
Dimsler: hoping to get rich quick by association
mircea_popescu: pentestr they're all this one chick with big boobs in reality.
pentestr: mircea_popescu: can you like, reply quick with a pastie with your pgp key and email?
gribble: Nick 'mircea_popescu', with hostmask 'mircea_popescu!~Mircea@pdpc/supporter/silver/mircea-popescu', is identified as user 'mircea_popescu', with GPG key id 8A736F0E2FB7B452, key fingerprint 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452, and bitcoin address None
Dimsler: pentestr, listen quit with the verifying of anything
Dimsler: nobody is pressing charges for any type of silly hacking
assbot: Rating Details for User 'mircea_popescu'
pentestr: mircea_popescu: dude.. GPG and PGP aren't the same fucking thing
☟︎ Dimsler: get to overflowing the stack by finding a nullified pointer
pentestr: PGP is an encryption format to send you an email?
Dimsler: my mom tells me all the time
pentestr: rambling on with 0 knowledge of web-app security
Dimsler: can you give us some money from circle
Dimsler: because that place is bunk
pentestr: mircea_popescu: email + pgp key blog.. i can't be on here forever.. or Dimsler will make another stupid comment..
pentestr: Dimsler: sure.. !tip Dimsler 5000000000 BTC
mircea_popescu: you srsly have to read better if you want to be a pentester.
thickasthieves: pentestr do you blog about your adventures or anything?
pentestr: thickasthieves: yes i do, but you can't dox me
pentestr: mircea_popescu: do you understand what im asking you?
pentestr: mircea_popescu: whats your email address?
thickasthieves: just interested in the subject and this chan likes to collect blogs
pentestr: and then, your PGP key.. the whole block.. because that link doesn't have shit.
Dimsler: you don't need his email address
mats_cd03: whys the communication channel matter if you have his public key
mircea_popescu: thickasthieves i tell you kids today have it really rough. recall how traumatised that julia chick was when she first showed up ? it's like they grow up in a king of the flies scenario.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12244 @ 0.00074592 = 9.133 BTC [-] {2}
Dimsler: pentestr, nobody is going to sit there pgp emailing you
Dimsler: theres far better forms of encrypted communication
mircea_popescu: which, incidentally, would be pretty hysterical. i'll never let kako live it down :D
pentestr: Dimsler: oh really dipshit? which?
Dimsler: pentestr, sign with wallet
pentestr: mircea_popescu: i wanted dipshit to answer.. he seems to be a know-it-all
mircea_popescu: Dimsler srsly let the guy be lol. why all the trolage.
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Beginning Balances: ATC: 2042 - Pastebin.com
deedBot: deed 309BB8D7F3251143 not trusted.
assbot: -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Beginning Balances: ATC: 2042 - Pastebin.com
pentestr: he knows webapp security.. now he knows crypto
Dimsler: wooo i love green eyes and black hair
Dimsler: something just so fucking sexy about those
pentestr: mircea_popescu: it honestly is.. most bitcoin people aren't entrepreneurs.. they dont have this knowledge
punkman: BingoBoingo: what's with your bogus deeds
pentestr: mircea_popescu: got the pgp block. you want me to send you a message here?
BingoBoingo: punkman: Not sure, maybe deedBot doesn't trust me
pentestr: i mean, there are many.. i picked one
bounce: assbot should probably stop fetching deedbot urls
mircea_popescu: and the website moved over to deeds.ba and the key process fixed. there's a list.
cazalla: thickasthieves: call it The Biz /// cazalla i have a logo from a local mktg mag i did a few years ago, you're welcome to it
http://imgur.com/Q08iW5w <<< thanks but going with name BingoBoingo ripped off from pete
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
bounce: the.biz: squatted since 2002
cazalla: BingoBoingo, what do you mean ? already regged domain last night!
cazalla: i guess if we need to pivot to another domain, we can spend the day doing so
BingoBoingo: cazalla: I know.Just getting the name out there
cazalla: so i'm going to proceed with the news site idea, i'll run it, gather some authors etc, BingoBoingo is the jessie pinkman to my walter white in this endeavour
Dimsler: are you going to poison his kid?
cazalla: i might have to, BingoBoingo took offense to my calling him the clarice to my hannibal
cazalla: i have some things to do this morning before i set it up though
cazalla: CheckDavid: Aren't rabbits a plague in Australia? <<< they were but then they were not but now they're becoming a problem again due to calicivirus resistance
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00074354 = 6.5432 BTC [-]
assbot: 'tor segmentation fault on amd64 current' - MARC
mircea_popescu is too lazy to set up a b1tbet.us with a "got doge???" title just to jolt kako
Dimsler: mircea_popescu, what did he really want? money?
assbot: 'Re: tor segmentation fault on amd64 current' - MARC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22796 @ 0.00074354 = 16.9497 BTC [-]