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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/3YZ2895.txt << preliminary crib sheet ☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2016 16:46:21; mircea_popescu: i mean i just said, i'd take 5k for cash right now.
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2016 16:44:42; mircea_popescu: yea, but none of the elegance of a ring buffer
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: whichever they happen to dislike.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they can still blacklist addrs
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2016 15:19:06; mircea_popescu: jurov is it actually the js interpreter that takes up the bulk of that ?
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2016 15:12:24; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-03-2016#1420794 << certainly makes a very strong argument for beating into a pulp any children found crying in their math books.
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2016 15:09:58; mircea_popescu: since you have the profiler right there (do you ?) mind sharing like, the top three things on the stack ?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-03-2016#1420874 << does mircea_popescu remember what happens when you use a profiler ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2016 15:06:36; mircea_popescu: they got one for asciilifeform too : http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8825949&cid=51627895
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2016 08:51:15; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2016#1413406 << basically us "college" chumpatron still experimenting with "what's the lowest qty of candy bar we give the cattle to keep getting the sweet sweet usg funds for them. like, out of the 100k per capita we get in fed funny money, what's the least we could dole out to the maggots in whose name the whole scheme is run ? maybe -100`000 in paper and $
jurov: mircea_popescu: ask google
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2016 03:16:10; mircea_popescu: well, except if it's ben_vulpes
phf: mircea_popescu: but it's not written in javascript
assbot: Logged on 02-03-2016 17:21:53; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i've been thinking about it, but i don't think this is actually resolvable. as it happens - the "magically working network - we don't know how it works" thing is much more appealing to the average joe than you know, "this is my node. i will defend it with my life". what life, are you kidding, got sitcoms to watch and shit.
assbot: Logged on 21-08-2014 01:31:44; mircea_popescu: mkay. so in th forest there lived this very horny, huge schlong bear. sort of like one eye pete of the beardom.
ben_vulpes: where in the log might inquiring minds read this caselaw, mircea_popescu ?
ben_vulpes: the account persists on mpex until mircea_popescu cleans it out
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu's thing doesn't care about what's in deedbot-, does it?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i gotta ask, what happens to shares owned by the dead ?
assbot: Logged on 02-03-2016 19:14:47; mircea_popescu: that's tghe problem here. something wasn't good for an entire week that suddenly became good. this selective-bitcoin is in no sense bitcoin,
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: did you pay to have a block mined including your transaction before sending the dup?
PeterL: danielpbarron yes, but that would require there to be something rotten to fight against, I think mircea_popescu is just jumping at shadows
asciilifeform: in light of mircea_popescu's hypothesis.
PeterL: are you saying mircea_popescu is an idiot?
assbot: Logged on 02-03-2016 16:35:04; mircea_popescu: you have to understand that the direct correlate of "bitcoin protocol is nowhere" is that i'm stuck sitting here wasting tons of resources and various people's time doing an endless array of stupid or plain weird shit to see what happens to try and understand what's what.
asciilifeform: tbh i'm a little surprised that mircea_popescu was pinching pennies on tx fees
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'd be curious re: what the 'technical solution' is.
jurov: yes, because as opposed to mircea_popescu i did read the code closely and it does maintain chains of unconfirmed transactions
assbot: Logged on 02-03-2016 17:15:50; mircea_popescu: kakobrekla yes, by the time the 4th txn trying to pay out bitbet vanished without a trace, i was sort-of expecting it.
asciilifeform: but if mircea_popescu coughts up a (c), i'll enjoy reading.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you cannot solve the problem of hygiene with technological means, no.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: trb didn't even get off the runway until magic constants, recall.
asciilifeform: which we (other than mircea_popescu) have nfi what it does.
asciilifeform: ahahahahaha so we have mircea_popescu's mpb mysterymeat in the mix.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> historically i thought this is just random variance between divergent implementations, but now i think it's a single unit behaviour modulated somehow << Could be turdacious relay network or it's replacement's evil
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha, which is why i did not ring the alarm.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is not a thing you can actually do
punkman: mircea_popescu: which implementations would accept a replacement tx with a fee, assuming they still have the 0fee tx in mempool
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: granted, i have nfi what the heathens run.
assbot: Logged on 02-03-2016 16:20:40; mircea_popescu: the protocol is that 0 fee txn can't even be relayed.
PeterL: mircea_popescu ^
assbot: Logged on 02-03-2016 15:54:27; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i do not believe in singlehandedness.
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 23:32:18; mircea_popescu: i personally think the only reason it's not mined yet is that there hasn't been a block.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: lemme guess, you have the thermonuke ready and loaded ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: chinese cockroach demolition derby when ?
PeterL: mircea_popescu: so the Jeb Bush bet winners were sent their winnings twice? Does that 16 btc go as a loss on the bitbet books?
hanbot: hey mircea_popescu, is it okay if i defer this month's pc4 report and combine in april? ☟︎
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Haven't really noticed it yet
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: why would the cartel have picked up the original 0 fee transaction instead of the feeful later?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: astonishing, how the same old crud comes back again, again.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: ty, fxd
punkman: mircea_popescu: were the disappeared transactions low-s btw?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It's how the html you submitted parses. Looks legible even if some line spacing is weird. I just assumed you did that for emphasis.
mod6: mircea_popescu: interesting day re-betbet txn & miner witholding.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2016/03/a-miner-problem/#comment-47559
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i had this exact same experience when making the alphago bet. only difference is that malleation was involved.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Apparently the dude sold the site to another dude and retroactively converted the sale into a lease by claiming US copyright law.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Cool, ty
asciilifeform: (unless mircea_popescu wants to do it himself, which in his place i probably would)
jurov: mircea_popescu: mpex.biz does not recognize my sig and mpex.site threw error 500
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what do the miners win from this behaviour ?
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 23:27:41; mircea_popescu: anyway. miners must be broken, burned and the land fucking salted.
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 23:16:38; mircea_popescu: the problem is broadly speaking that bitcoin is not actually fit for commerce, and that fixing it necessarily requires changing the pow to exclude f2pool/antpool/etc.
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 21:39:15; mircea_popescu: that trump thing's on fire
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: dulap is not only platform for phuctor, but will host 'g', gossip, etc., and is presently the largest and most reliable trb battleship. and i will pay for it personally, because wtf.
asciilifeform: initially, mircea_popescu propelled the sled
ben_vulpes: and what is 'cdb' mircea_popescu ?
asciilifeform: anyway mircea_popescu signed addr plox.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu himself taught us, 'dont't be poorfag'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: gimme an addr, i'll pay for it myself until it is +ev.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: virtually nothing to do with computing, works.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i deal in boards that spontaneously turn into radioactive weevils.
trinque: mircea_popescu: ah
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the situation you described is called 'skilled labour' and it is how i eat.
asciilifeform: trinque: the fella on the left hand side is you, i recall. right hand - i think might be mircea_popescu ?
asciilifeform: i thought mircea_popescu taught us that odin will smite those who hire hirelings
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu is hiring a what ?
asciilifeform: out of curiosity, what failures has mircea_popescu observed that can be reliably attributed to shit hardware ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: tx tends to be slow nowadays due to crapolade flood
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu is clearly not an aztec.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu ^
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 14:04:40; mircea_popescu: $30 a night ?! such can't be had in all of buenos aires.
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 14:18:16; mircea_popescu: then i went into them financially and they actually burned a few millions propping it up, and that pretty much brings us to the present day.
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 14:43:25; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-03-2016#1418901 <<< i was certainly never in a bed with a woman and her 80 lb "lovedog" before, whatever that may mean.
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 15:10:48; mircea_popescu: lol. brace yourself, that's also coming.
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 13:55:33; assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 15:24:53; mircea_popescu: * #freenode :Cannot send to channel
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 13:54:05; mircea_popescu: o brother. i've been trying to give servers and stuff to the freenode shitheads for YEARS
asciilifeform: either that or mircea_popescu is using a 486...
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 13:44:43; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-03-2016#1418803 << about 18-20 minutes.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: I don't even know what people are revolting about anymore. It's like watching #occupy wall street with BTC
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 09:15:43; ben_vulpes: probably more crowded than anything mircea_popescu engages in willingly, and i don't even like it.
SuchWow: mircea_popescu: such is currency
assbot: Logged on 24-02-2016 22:14:34; mircea_popescu: i'll have shu's head, and a few others instead.
SuchWow: mircea_popescu: you're talking about eth, but saying not btc?
SuchWow: mircea_popescu: what do you think about the pres candidates
SuchWow: <+mircea_popescu> kinda sad, for all who knew its past glory.
assbot: Logged on 19-02-2016 15:24:53; mircea_popescu: * #freenode :Cannot send to channel ☟︎
SuchWow: [08:49:05] <SuchWow> mircea_popescu: how is bitcoin and all of your various endeavours whatever they may be?
SuchWow: [08:49:05] <+mircea_popescu> "noisehole, bullshitter, blowhard, drunkard, sadist, rapist, all-around disgrace to the sad sad State of Bitcoin (and a passive-aggressive plagiarist, too, to top a cherry on the shit-pan-kake!)" da fuck did you do adlai !