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asciilifeform: no one ever talks about the 'up side' of being a bureaucrat, but i think it is necessary. otherwise you are stuck believing that these people are clinically insane (they are not.) ☟︎
asciilifeform: that is, on vintage iron
asciilifeform: the only reason the nukes have not yet 'wandered off' is that the 'serious' part of usg works the same way as my house, or mircea_popescu's ☟︎
asciilifeform: with 'microvax' (yes)
asciilifeform: trinque: go connect flash drive to pdp-8.
asciilifeform: obligatory: http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Bureaucrat_Song
asciilifeform: herr handle bragged about keeping kid in day care 'guarded by battalion' ☟︎
asciilifeform: plus the mega-benefits of guaranteed employment for life, fat pensions, health 'insurances', etc. ☟︎
asciilifeform: (e.g., programmers straight from school, maths grad students, etc)
asciilifeform: big money for folks with humble professions
asciilifeform: where the actual money is
asciilifeform: plus access to butterball 'consulting' contracts
asciilifeform: classified, and not subject to review except by self
asciilifeform: decimation: intelligence has own pay grade ladder
asciilifeform: trinque: rot and infinite money, 200k usd office/fellatio assistants not only coexist, but go together like bread/butter
asciilifeform: 'watchman may not know what is behind the door he is guarding; if he knew - would steal it himself' (tm) (r) (sov army) ☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: if they knew, they'd have to kill'em (tm) (r)
asciilifeform: ('intelligence committee' does. and signs like clockwork.)
asciilifeform: decimation: congress doesn't even sign off on that budget.
asciilifeform: mats: lawyer employed as civil servant.
asciilifeform: and bonusing.
asciilifeform: handle's usg is hiring. ☟︎
asciilifeform: decimation: the other usg.
asciilifeform: funnily enough.
asciilifeform: mats: he's a lawyer.
asciilifeform: let the man keep some dignity
asciilifeform: if herr handle turns up here, it will probably be in the 'ninjashotgun' capacity. so i'd rather he didn't
asciilifeform: my own personal picture of him is, he isn't 'ideological' usg, but rather a fella who quit a promising academic career to turn soldier, and went half-deaf in afghan, along with devil knows what else; but was then rewarded with lucrative bureaucrat post. he won't be giving it up.
asciilifeform: i doubt he'll show
asciilifeform: herr handle works, well, you know where, https://handleshaus.wordpress.com/2014/01/04/a-fifth-column-in-every-pot/#comment-2056
asciilifeform: hence (2)
asciilifeform: we didn't really hit it off, and possibly also his boss ordered him to stop hanging out with hooligans.
asciilifeform: but not lately.
asciilifeform has met ^ alive a few times
asciilifeform: e.g., did bernard von nothaus get on front of nyt? why not? ☟︎
asciilifeform: ;;later tell hanbot http://thewhet.net/2015/browder-the-bitcoinless << do you recall tlp's 'if you're reading it, it's for you' maxim? consider, why is this fella on front page of nyt? vs the $maxint other folks held without trial
asciilifeform: ;;later tell hanbot http://thewhet.net/2015/browder-the-bitcoinless << do you recall tlp
asciilifeform: aha, escaped prisoner is 'affront to the majesty of the law' (tm) (r) ☟︎
asciilifeform: decimation: no one gives half a damn what orcs do
asciilifeform: eff lobbyist who tells us that 'wassenar is a done deal, all that can be done is to litigate some of the edges off' ☟︎
asciilifeform: galperin was a very sad case
asciilifeform: (in a car)
asciilifeform: mats: i actually just finished that one, l0l
asciilifeform: i personally wish him a long life and many successes.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-06-2015#1158703 << i'm with herr limonov on this subject. the outlaw is '100x the man' of all of his pursuers put together. ☝︎
asciilifeform: everyone who likes proverbs pertaining to buggery - straight to this mega-resource.
asciilifeform: 'Ивану за атаку - хуй в сраку. А Маньке за пизду - Красную Звезду.' << related. 'ivan led the attack, got a cock in his back. masha's twat went far, got her a red star.' ( http://ordenrf.ru/upload/nagrady/orden-krasnoy-zvezdy-3-a.jpg )
asciilifeform: ^ large collection of similar proverbs.
asciilifeform: see also http://matpogovorki.jimdo.com/%D0%B8
asciilifeform: yet another was that it started life as 'to wish for to eat the fish and -not- sit down on the cock'
asciilifeform: (question is always asked, how are these two activities in conflict? one version holds that original was '[to wish for] to both eat the fish -and- suck the cock')
asciilifeform: 'и рыбку съесть и на хуй сесть' << '[wishes for] to both eat the fish -and- sit down on the cock'
asciilifeform: we have several versions of this proverb.
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: ah
asciilifeform: ('кто о чем а вшивый о бане')
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: is that something like 'who speaks of what but the lousy will speak of baths' ?
asciilifeform: (see old thread, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=07-04-2015#1091295 etc) ☝︎
asciilifeform: 'do it under our watch or not at all'
asciilifeform: the proximate goal of wassenar etc. is not to jail academics (though the 'chilling effect' is a bonus for usg) but to herd the legit multinational corps who mine winblows 0days (e.g., 'vupen') and sell on market, into usg banners.
asciilifeform: use of linux/bsd is a legal nsa 'selector.' this is publicly known by now. ☟︎
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the only thing usg likes more than chump running winblows is a chump who thinks he isn't, but is.
asciilifeform: 'want a vga card? run usg blobs. get on your knees, ready to please.'
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: objective there is to herd the remaining linux/bsd diehards onto nvidia/ati
asciilifeform: usg is working on plugging holes in the wintel-to-nsa pipeline.
asciilifeform: it is also not a secret what they are pushing as 'wrong technology.'
asciilifeform: how about yesterday.
asciilifeform: mid-term l0l
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: afaik no lizard is a serious matter in agriculture. which would be why.
asciilifeform: nato blok is run much like u.s. folk imagine warsaw pact was ran.
asciilifeform: but 'suck usg cock or else'
asciilifeform: which means that legislatures do not get to discuss it as a yes/no
asciilifeform: just an 'agreement'
asciilifeform: interestingly, it is not even a treaty in the formal sense
asciilifeform: like pgp in the '90s
asciilifeform: it was formally proclaimed that 'security tools' and especially 0days proper are now considered 'arms'
asciilifeform: (including usa proper)
asciilifeform: incidentally, the au thing is more interesting than seems on the surface, because came directly out of 'wassenar agreement', a usg imposition on its entire colonial domain
asciilifeform: overtemp from dead short in drive.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the power harness.
asciilifeform: unit will have to be cut open, dissected.
asciilifeform: it bothers me that i am at a loss as to how this could even physically happen
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: 5v to gnd is a dead short.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the specimen i turned up has clearly seen better days.
asciilifeform: ;;google born classified
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is 100% based on usg doctrine circa 1950s and onwards re: research even tangentially related to nukes
asciilifeform opens window
asciilifeform in a somewhat more sour mood than usual, on account of floppy drive in 486 having caught fire
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: in your own country a fella just sat down for 3 yrs for having turned up with a bag of benjies.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: aha
asciilifeform: at the cost of now having to guard a suitcase of plutonium
asciilifeform: to roughly compare, this wouldn't be an airplane, just a pogo stick that lets you jump a few metres.
asciilifeform: or burn so much fuel.
asciilifeform: but i don't eat that much food
asciilifeform: mno
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: this is perhaps 1-2% of my costs.
asciilifeform: if through wot, invitation to get some other fine fella gassed on my account
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: invitation to be beaten and robbed
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: prepaid cards, where i live, require government id
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: aha no