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ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: talk about automating the reactor controls...
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: dafuq
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: the lulziest bit is that it looks like he made it simply from what was on the desk
asciilifeform: plus the grinding wheel.
asciilifeform: (disk still on!)
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: If you want less trigglypuffs on college campuses you need more Coach Hasterts in High School locker rooms.
asciilifeform: i still have nfi what is a 'trigglypuf'
asciilifeform: or how collegiate buggery cures it
shinohai: Big REd meets Kirby.
asciilifeform: or what those are.
BingoBoingo: Anyways a trigglypuff is a adipose type pokemon that does Q&A type sessions like this http://sli.mg/a/q2nRQr
shinohai: I read shit like that and I *want* iIran to nuke the US
asciilifeform: achtung, panzers!
asciilifeform: phuctor - now has cache.
BingoBoingo: Anyways asciilifeform having a coach Hastert in High School lets kids grow up knowing the world is a dangerous place and that if they aren't careful there is the very real risk of coach buggering them in the locker room. Without a coach like that you get obeasts who misrepresent anti-sexual expressions of revulsion at their candidia ridden adipose folds as rape.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: in 'flyover' usa, where every pupil is properly buggered, more - or - fewer ? 'obeasts' than on coasts ?
asciilifeform: inquiring mindz want to know.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: well, if you dun wanna wrassle better than coach what better way to protect your butthole than with a thick layer of folds that block the hole.
BingoBoingo: But coaches don't really bugger in flyover country anymore.
BingoBoingo: Hastert was one of the last of an era apparently.
BingoBoingo: Not obesity rates began their upwards march as he transitioned into politics.
ben_vulpes: having recently returned from detroit and misc ohio suburbs, my part of the coast has, in comparison, nearly zero 'obeasts'.
BingoBoingo: Now it's mostly the other wrassling students that bugger each other.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Hit up any walmarts to photograph the fauna on your safari?
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what's cache do ?
gribble: Current Blocks: 409199 | Current Difficulty: 1.7867830767168845E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 409247 | Next Difficulty In: 48 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 8 hours, 55 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: keeps db from having to be queried every time
asciilifeform: (should make the site 'slashdot'-proof in theory)
mircea_popescu: a nice.
mircea_popescu: i dun think shashdot is linking to it ever again tho.
asciilifeform: prolly not!
mod6: <+asciilifeform> phuctor - now has cache. << cool
mod6: <shinohai> nice work << thanks! working on changes.
shinohai: I made a buncha fake tickets the graph system is super nifty mod6
mircea_popescu: $up King_Rex
deedbot: King_Rex voiced for 30 minutes.
King_Rex: ty mp
mircea_popescu: sure. who're you ?
mod6: shinohai: ah cool, thanks for testing that out.
mod6: :]
King_Rex: no one of particular import
King_Rex: reading up on the schism w/ b-a
mircea_popescu: aha.
King_Rex: is qntra affected?
mircea_popescu: not so far
BingoBoingo: Qntra is a rock above drama in other business concerns.
BingoBoingo: When qntra falls, it falls to rise again after smashing and spreading a drama below the clouds in which qntra sits.
asciilifeform: in other 'news', ultrasonic baths are great and i have nfi why did not buy one years and years ago.
asciilifeform: will degrease / decruft pretty much anything that fits inside.
BingoBoingo very surprised alf did not have this
BingoBoingo: just be careful with plastics in there because may be degreased out of being.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: not only works with plastics, but won't even ruin optics
mircea_popescu: hey, great for cleanning teeth also
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: not if you use the good stuff in there...
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: teeth?!
asciilifeform: mine aren't removable...
asciilifeform: (at least, not easily)
mircea_popescu: there's a special us tool dentists get
mircea_popescu: tho it's actually splendid for cleaning up any ensonced grime.
asciilifeform: ah! the brain liquifier!
BingoBoingo: $up King_Rex with the redundant nick
deedbot: King_Rex voiced for 30 minutes.
King_Rex: I cannot take credit for this redundant nick
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> there's a special us tool dentists get << my USian desntist brother if his stories are to be believed doesn't really ever get to use many tools other than various prying devices.
King_Rex: I must be going now, I'll be back to chat another time.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 442.88, vol: 8533.04921368 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 442.503, vol: 10489.94919 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 442.9, vol: 50044.94376296 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 450.0, vol: 4.14958103 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 438.975126, vol: 47139.81980000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 442.63, vol: 1945.8519032 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 446.35766, vol: 87.57636197 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 441.297009701
BingoBoingo: OMG Crashing!!!
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 409214 | Current Difficulty: 1.7867830767168845E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 409247 | Next Difficulty In: 33 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 hours, 20 minutes, and 9 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
diana_coman: $gettrust Zakorus123
deedbot: L1: 0, L2: 0 by 0 connections.
diana_coman: $rate Zakorus123 1 new Euloran
deedbot: Zakorus123 is not registered in WoT.
diana_coman: $rate Zakorus123 1 new Euloran
deedbot: Zakorus123 is not registered in WoT.
diana_coman: $rate Zakorus123 1 new Euloran
deedbot: Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/c2721f11-f947-437c-b91b-ec2dd6f0f16e/
punkman: "Luxembourg has granted a license to bitcoin exchange Bitstamp making it Europe's first fully regulated payment institution for the cryptocurrency with expectations high that an extra layer of legitimacy could lead more people to trade bitcoin."
jurov: lol that "extra layer of legitimacy" is their own wording?
punkman: from http://www.cnbc.com/2016/04/26/europe-launches-its-first-licensed-bitcoin-exchange.html
punkman: more EU derping, "OPINION of the Committee on the Internal Market and Consumer Protection for the Committee on Economic and Monetary Affairs on virtual currencies" http://dpaste.com/0WCYXG8
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D7A424C5578F8539E6FD933044161659B3741384A0C093D67C47AFC72630A00A << lelz
gribble: The operation succeeded.
asciilifeform: possibly of interest to ben_vulpes et al : http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BE984BF3D21583295791E06CE4C7936521B37A6F9441044117B406F01AFCDDC0
mircea_popescu: $key Zakorus123
mircea_popescu: ...
mircea_popescu: $key Zakorus123
deedbot: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/99ed9afa-4c0b-4018-b943-967a7152ea58/
mircea_popescu: ty.
mircea_popescu: ahh trinque this $key buzns is neatola-cola.
mircea_popescu: trinque mind getting deedbot to join #eulora also so i have wot access there directly ?
trinque: sure np; I will have to push a simple change later to make its channel parameter a list
mircea_popescu: cool.
mircea_popescu: in other argentina news, cold snap here (was 5-7 degrees three nights running, this is an outrage. it snows once a century in buenos aires), gas pressure down by 70%, it's a wonder anything still works.
mircea_popescu: you should see all the stiff nippled, shriveling, сморщенность chicks sporting greatcoats and whatnot lmao.
mircea_popescu: fucking tempted to make next residence krasnoyarsk or something.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: l0l!!
mircea_popescu: ikr ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this idea is by no means original to me, but - observe - places without real winter tend to spawn tards
mircea_popescu: explain canada.
asciilifeform: what about it
mircea_popescu: oooook :D
asciilifeform: winter per se does not create genius, no. chukcha exists.
asciilifeform: but it is a nutrient of sorts.
mircea_popescu: explain the ur-example of this trope, babylon.
mircea_popescu: and the golden crescent, and egypt.
mircea_popescu: and, for that matter, explain the n-s stratification of china.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: climatechaaaaange!1111111
mircea_popescu: ahahaha i c.
punkman: surviving in the desert is also hard neh?
asciilifeform: punkman: deserts create their own sort of chukcha.
mircea_popescu has lived with bedouins, would pick them over ustards if had to.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu would prolly pick dead squirrel in cardboard box over ustards
asciilifeform: and hell, i would too
mircea_popescu: nope.
mircea_popescu: i lived there, certainly in more states than the majority of citizens, had a great time of it.
asciilifeform: i bet mircea_popescu would have great time hanging out with chukchas also
asciilifeform: so long as it was ~hang out~ and not ~condemned to live as~
mircea_popescu: this is possible. i never actually did. but had great time with ukrs :)
mircea_popescu: certainly the coupla refugee chechens trying to pass for serbs in the 1990s were fun to party with :D
asciilifeform: almost anything can be a joyride if you get to pick and choose what parts of it you actually touch
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo please show him the instruments.
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: 'As an example, Hypponen said he had recently spoken to a European aircraft maker that said it cleans the cockpits of its planes every week of malware designed for Android phones. The malware spread to the planes only because factory employees were charging their phones with the USB port in the cockpit.'
asciilifeform: ^ moar lulz
mircea_popescu: heh
asciilifeform: ^ from the 'google is the new microshit' dept.
mircea_popescu: bonus lulz : http://logs.minigame.bz/2016-04-28.log.html#t15:51:09
asciilifeform: wat is this
mircea_popescu: someguy.
asciilifeform: snore.
asciilifeform: quite unrelatedly, http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/summary?doi=10.1.1.40.4467 << vintage lulz
trinque: http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/04/how-long-until-we-see-google-play-on-windows-mac-os-and-linux/ << moar google is the new m1cro$hit
trinque: who didn't see it coming since they first did NaCl?
mircea_popescu: word.
shinohai: http://www.stripes.com/news/us/pentagon-to-test-f-35-against-a-10-in-common-sense-war-scenario-showdown-1.406393 "As soon as we can get the planes to stop rebooting their systems midair and junk"
trinque: fascinating. is this test meant to simulate a future, fractured US military fighting against itself?
asciilifeform: trinque: americans almost always use own machines on both sides of a wargame
asciilifeform: (they have a supply of foreign hardware but it is precious and rarely switched on)
mircea_popescu: shinohai it should perhaps be added that a decade ago, when romania was fresh in nato etc, there was a joint exercise, with romania being designated the bad guy because they flew migs.
mircea_popescu: they also downed EVERY SINGLE US FIGHTER, with those same migs.
mircea_popescu: it ended up something like 44-1
mircea_popescu: this is not to say romania is any kind of genius pit. it's simply to say that in any sort of full scale confrontation, the russians have air supremacy over any battlefield outside the continental us.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how are these normally played? 'laser tag' ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a more complex version, they do the target acquisition and simulated shooting.
mircea_popescu: ie, the radars follow the imagined firings and count a hit when it "hits".
asciilifeform: ah.
mircea_popescu: it's a decent approximation with modern weaponry, in flight missile failures are rare.
mircea_popescu: detonation failures slightly more common, but still rare enough.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform also in fairness, they were modernised migs. many things, but especially an electronic warfare module from israel that at the time was absolutely top of the line.
asciilifeform: well yeah i assumed it was not the pile of scrap at the timis. airport.
mircea_popescu: myeah lol
shinohai wishes Russians really had blown that whacko midget Tom Cruise out of the sky in Top Gun.
deedbot: [Trilema] Random visuals from someplace - http://trilema.com/2016/random-visuals-from-someplace/
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2016/random-visuals-from-someplace/#comment-117143
trinque: https://mta.openssl.org/pipermail/openssl-announce/2016-April/000069.html << incoming opensslulz
asciilifeform: https://www.openssl.org/news/secadv/20160301.txt << last month's lulz
asciilifeform: l0l, nadia heninger in there
asciilifeform: and there is still such a thing as 'export ciphers' ?!
joecool: will be interested to see if libressl keeps up its lack of "high" rated severity defects
mircea_popescu: joecool word.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform answer't.
shinohai: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/xSs
gribble: The operation succeeded.
punkman: "Brought me a towel instead" << I lol'd
mircea_popescu: i'm not even fucking kidding, like a bath towel.
mircea_popescu: green.
punkman: ahaha
shinohai: Maybe they thought you wished to make ablutions with the champagne.
mircea_popescu: or maybe they were just working there.
punkman: "let me bring you a mop and a bucket sir"
mircea_popescu: "so you can wrap your bottle in the bucket while you pour it through the mop"
mircea_popescu: come to where the flavour is.
shinohai: Was the champagne at least good?
mircea_popescu: yes, there's a coupla very good types.
mircea_popescu: there's also undrinkable piss, so it's a skill all in its own.
asciilifeform: in other nyooz, apparently you can get rf shielding spray paint
asciilifeform: and it is not entirely terrible.
shinohai: Paint your own Faraday cage!
shinohai: http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/28/man-in-hedgehog-onesie-with-bomb-strapped-to-his-chest-sparks-panic-in-baltimore-5848504/ <<< BingoBoingo tried to warn us furries were dangerous.
mircea_popescu: lol
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the bus thing is quite a mindfuck
deedbot: [» Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] For some, embarrassment is rare. For some, it’s sous-vide. - http://www.contravex.com/2016/04/28/for-some-embarrassment-is-rare-for-some-its-sous-vide/
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: re earlier link, http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/7647EA40F37B05AD2B809AEB672174F6A820149F730C163439746772EBF35392 << key from schneier's www. quite different.
mircea_popescu: aha. he prolly lost the passphrase to the other one ?
mircea_popescu: o no wait, that was zimmerman.
asciilifeform: schnimmerman
asciilifeform: or perhaps zneier.
asciilifeform: $ curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i "mirrored"
asciilifeform: 151
asciilifeform: $ curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i " 1 is not prime"
asciilifeform: 7
asciilifeform: ^ in othernyooz.
asciilifeform: curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i ".gov"
asciilifeform: 8
asciilifeform: curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i ".mil"
asciilifeform: 19
asciilifeform: and who is interested in whatever else, can grep himself!
deedbot: [Qntra] New Vatican Bank Scandal: Coinbase Style Account Closures - http://qntra.net/2016/04/godfather_part_3_was_boring/
BingoBoingo: ^ Actual title: "New Vatican Bank Scandal: Coinbase Style Account Closures" ty shinohai
shinohai: :D
BingoBoingo: Oh, for some reason /me was confused and thought Deedbot only did urls
shinohai: dat url
BingoBoingo: Gotta fuck with google
shinohai: You gonna do an investigation linking possible furry ties to ISIS ?
BingoBoingo: mebbe
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: why does qntra web-based irc link still point to #b-a ?
BingoBoingo: fck, will correct
BingoBoingo: fxd
asciilifeform: from the dept. of definitely-not-nyooz, http://www.emis.de/journals/INTEGERS/papers/l6/l6.pdf << strictly for aficionados !
asciilifeform: 'Mathematics Research Group, National Security Agency, Fort George G. Meade'
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/4gv858/xotikatv_shows_my_deposit_in_mycelium_how_is_that/ <<< possibly because you are too dumb to remove an address label before sending coins.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo https://cryptome.org/2016/04/gsa-le-wacko.pdf << qntra ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mod6: This is a bar where the waitress brought me champagne but forgot the napkin, and when I asked for one she couldn't produce such. Brought me a towel instead. What the hell's the difference, right ? << lol