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gribble: (bids [--under]
<pricetarget>) -- Calculate the amount of bitcoin demanded at or over
<pricetarget>. If '--under' option is given, find coins or at or under
<pricetarget>.
dub: not that early but he had 60GH of stolen supercomputer (according to him) when most miners where
<10GH
mod6: (23:08)
<+rg> i got $9k in LTC burning a hole in my pocket
mod6: (23:08)
<+rg> thats wy im here
TomServo: Bugpowder | I think we have reached the top for the day.
<< 5 mins later, new top. Sillyness.
gribble: (sell
<amount>
<thing> [at|@]
<priceperunit>
<otherthing> [
<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for
<amount> units of
<thing, at a price of
<price> per unit, in units of
<otherthing>. Use the optional
<notes> field to put in any special notes.
<price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {mtgox(ask|bid|last)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, or last price. May also include (1 more message)
gribble: Bugpowder was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 37 minutes and 53 seconds ago:
<Bugpowder> I recommend 0.8 for the C137Ts.
jurov:
<mircea_popescu> jurov all calls the bot sells are short to the bot.
<<< and thus to bondholders
imsaguy:
<mircea_popescu> then get owned by gingis khan
<< that's why you play as Victoria and build a bunch of archers
unbalanced_: Self deprecation
<> depression. I'm just trying to be polite.
mircea_popescu:
<jurov> iirc mp said they place orders with expiration date, they don't actively cancel them
<< this is correct.
mircea_popescu: "Looking for someone to create/modify software for this forum [5500+ BTC] "
<< bitcointalk now has > 1mn dollars in software devbiounty
gribble: topace|2 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 hours, 3 minutes, and 12 seconds ago:
<topace|2> !ticker h him
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 days, 6 hours, 26 minutes, and 48 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
FabianB_: 22:59
< jurov> everyone is tired from it :D
<-- yeah, but so all the buyers are new?
gribble: (genprob
<hashrate>
<interval> [
<difficulty>]) -- Calculate probability to generate a block using
<hashrate> Mhps, in
<interval> seconds, at current difficulty. If optional
<difficulty> argument is provided, probability is for supplied difficulty. To provide the
<interval> argument, a nested 'elapsed' command may be helpful.
mircea_popescu:
<benkay> nobody seems to understand that 2 nerds and 50k of server equipment will trash your competitors, if properly managed
<< i understand lol.
gribble: krs1 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 day, 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 15 seconds ago:
<KRS1> then unF unF unF all night long buttsecks
gribble: (obip
<width>) -- Calculate the "order book implied price", by finding the weighted average price of coins
<width> BTC up and down from the spread.
gribble: (obip
<width>) -- Calculate the "order book implied price", by finding the weighted average price of coins
<width> BTC up and down from the spread.
gribble: krs-1 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 1 hour, 5 minutes, and 20 seconds ago:
<KRS-1> you should use haskell
gribble: KRS1 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 day, 0 hours, 13 minutes, and 16 seconds ago:
<KRS1> then unF unF unF all night long buttsecks
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 23 hours, 33 minutes, and 10 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in gaza strip :
<chetty> Police in Hamas-ruled Gaza have started grabbing young men with long or gel-styled spiky hair off the streets, bundling them into jeeps, mocking them and shaving their heads.
mircea_popescu:
<Namworld> I should have bought calls when price was around 120 tho...
<< but you thought premium too high right ?
mircea_popescu:
<jurov> vags smell
<< my cock smells too. the odd part is teh girls love the scent.
mircea_popescu:
<BitHub> but no pop
<< that's because it's not a cherry.
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes, and 15 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
MJR_: yes, but those numbers were not from a 2 billion dollar economy...they were from a
<1 billion economy
gribble: burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 2 hours, 18 minutes, and 23 seconds ago:
<burnside> not sure what'cha mean. (286 remember.)
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 2 hours, 35 minutes, and 21 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
mod6: whos that like Theymos
<sp> or whatever?
mod6: (10:30)
< MJR__> I would say that torbroker seems definitely not fraudulent
<< i read about this. sounds great until they scam out like TorWallet
gribble: Bugpowder was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 hours, 7 minutes, and 44 seconds ago:
<Bugpowder> boooring
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes, and 59 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
mircea_popescu:
<MJR__> ThickAsThieves: it is ponzi mode
<< no it's not.
mircea_popescu:
<taub> but I guess everything is calm after a 50% rise
<< ahahah
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 7 hours, 23 minutes, and 39 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 3 hours, 29 minutes, and 37 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
mircea_popescu:
<thestringpuller> the payments were not regular and have ceased without any warning or explanation except when probed
<< sorta like tradehill ?
thestringpuller: "But that is water under the bridge now. EskimoBob is receiving regular scheduled distributions on his investment along with all my other former shareholders."
<- is a lie
gribble: namworld was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 14 hours, 6 minutes, and 55 seconds ago:
<Namworld> lag on the rise... and almost no trading...
jurov: Anyone working in the press is a professional and intellectual failure.
<< yup, this begins well
toffoo: cool thnx .. I may give that a try, with my
<cough> .. nVidia
pizzaman1337: "He does not understand these words, as is the case with all the words he uses."
< best line
jurov: user is actually incentivised to time-attack the entire system
<< i don't get it?
mircea_popescu: but as a prototype : "21:08
<assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] [PAID] 445.0881225 BTC to". all pushes you received prior to 21:08 you count as before
mircea_popescu:
<evoorhees> just in time for what?
<<< poor guy. just because they're not after him doesn't mean he's not paranoid.
gribble: namworld was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 day, 16 hours, 15 minutes, and 16 seconds ago:
<Namworld> lag on the rise... and almost no trading...
gribble: Bugpowder was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 hours, 26 minutes, and 40 seconds ago:
<Bugpowder> Bids now > $11.1MM
deadweasel: 10:24:44
< thestringpuller> oink like the bittorrent tracker?
mircea_popescu: deadweasel 4. Use multiple bets to get more of the wiinings 'weight'
<< hiow;s that work ?
gribble: (asks [--over]
<pricetarget>) -- Calculate the amount of bitcoins for sale at or under
<pricetarget>. If '--over' option is given, find coins or at or over
<pricetarget>.
mircea_popescu: the us population
< 40 is in dire need of regular weekly beatings
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 22 hours, 30 minutes, and 47 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
mircea_popescu: cads> mircea_popescu: do you have customers in mind for the code review adventure?
<< sure. pretty much any new service opening.
cads: mircea_popescu: this summer I will work towards implementing a marketplace for BTC
<-> LTC futures.
Scrat: [14:22]
<sydna> coinbase just ruined somebodies life
Scrat: [14:22]
<sydna> 229BTC worth of a drug called ""AVALANCHE SPA POWDER"" - ie. the kind of quantity the feds might be interested in.
Scrat: [14:22]
<sydna> bought
mircea_popescu: obviously he doesn't have a prayer in hell to compete seeing how he handles
< 1k and i do over 1k. of course my service would be better.
mircea_popescu: Apr 05 06:06:48
<ThickAsThieves> mp, did you do a hacker bat signal to ddos mtgox on the rally to 147?
mircea_popescu:
<taub> they've been doing this for 30 years tho
<< ya. but 30 years ago they had a productivr workforce. now they got suicidal teens and otaku young adults
mircea_popescu: hickAsThieves> going to bed, i expect you guys to get btc up to 140 while i sleep
<< and yet it's exactly 133
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 hours, 39 minutes, and 57 seconds ago:
<smickles> a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
mod6: (12:49)
< mircea_popescu> back when btc was 5ish it was hella cheap way to learn finance
<< i certainly learned A LOT
gribble: mircea_popescu was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 15 minutes and 14 seconds ago:
<mircea_popescu> impossible but lots of fun
mircea_popescu:
<damientrog> yeah isn't the report overdue?
<< should be today or tomorrow.
sturles: 10:31
<+amphipod> Apr04 08:29:07 mtgox x149 555.6407 @ 133.52494269 USD
sturles: 13:24
<+amphipod> Apr04 11:24:18 mtgox x11 28.8811 @ 133.42578222 USD
mircea_popescu: MJR_> but I also thought that it was hilarious that they said "All exchanges suffer from lag"...yeah and we measure it in microseconds
<< just had this discussion above, was explaining how six promises 37 microsecond delay
mircea_popescu:
<mod6> They want him to take his proper place as lord, and the peasants want to serve him in that way.
<< you know, people do.
mod6: (21:34)
< [\\\]> note to self, always go mudding with the windows open
<< yea! i heard darwin got these ding-dongs
gribble: (bids [--under]
<pricetarget>) -- Calculate the amount of bitcoin demanded at or over
<pricetarget>. If '--under' option is given, find coins or at or under
<pricetarget>.
dub:
<MagicalTux> dub: except that'd be illegla
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 hours, 12 minutes, and 56 seconds ago:
<smickles> well, poo
taub:
< Bugpowder> its actually half doc / half porn.
gribble: topace was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, and 58 seconds ago:
<topace>
mircea_popescu: Apr 03 14:11:37
<mircea_popescu> so basicvally... any dollar over 100 anyone pays on a btc is a dollar lost.
mircea_popescu: they pay
< 50 btc after 90 days and > 50 btc IF POSSIBLE ?