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benkay: american english
teachers know neither english nor how
to
teach.
nubbins`: lights blinking and wind picking up, gonna
try
to fry some salmon while i still can.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i bet your english
teacher never got lied.
mircea_popescu: and btw, we need
to start selling -asset
tickets,
this shit's
too much fun.
nubbins`: hey, hold on now. i didn't go
to art school
mircea_popescu: if anyone ever asks me
to back up assertions about collapsing standards in education i am definitely linking
this in support.
nubbins`: has worked reasonably well so far,
this approach
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves
this is el englisho, doesn't spello like
thato./
nubbins`: make no mistake, i do not operate under
the assumption
that i can draw
benkay: to bring us back
to a much much earlier
topic
mircea_popescu: which is how he got
the idea he can draw in
the first place.
nubbins`: most legit businesses come
to us with art
nubbins`: always expecting "how about
this?"
to be met with "the fuck is your problem, asshole?"
nubbins`: shit, maybe he's upset about
the shirts.
ozbot: imgur:
the simple image sharer
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: if i wanted
to highlight my weaknesses i'd just print a photo of myself
nubbins`: sorry, n/m,
the hipster is not smiling
mircea_popescu: it
takes decent advantage of your few strengths while carefully avoiding all your numerous weaknesses.
ozbot: imgur:
the simple image sharer
nubbins`: well you'll be happy
to know
that
the band lapped up my snorting-coffee-grounds image:
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform could
this be merged into
the yarvin
thing ?
nubbins`: there's a reason why i asked pascale
to draw
those heraldics and not me ;p
nubbins`: anyway, regarding my ability
to draw
bo0lcrap: because
they dont have windows!
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: shh, don't
tell
the clients
benkay: mircea_popescu: it's got awful js and css -
that's how you know REAL PROGRAMMERS built it
kakobrekla: id still double check on
the womans
thing.
nubbins`: can't very well do it on
the loud
mircea_popescu: people reading my blogz and drilling my womenz ON
THE QUIET
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you've been fucking my womenz on
the quiet ?!
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla:mp would argue with
the bike
thing. << how
the fuck does he know
that.
pankkake: that's what is wrong with
the internet
mircea_popescu: Many
things actually. First of all, it is important
to remember
that
the internet didn’t just come
to be in its current form.
mircea_popescu: (creole meaning in
that sentence, woman with some white ancestry)
mircea_popescu: i don't much like other race womenz. i mean creoles can be insanely hot, but otherwise, black, yellow, eskimo, w/e,
they're all ugly.
ThickAsThieves: i wouldnt know,
the only
time i had a chance with a black girl i wasnt single
mircea_popescu: <benkay> being a stick figure is disappointing
though <<
talk
to
the cook.
cazalla: interesting
that i ran into evoorhees prior
to bitcoin (wickedfire)
nubbins`: benkay, couldn't find my sketchbook OR a pen.
threw me off.
benkay: being a stick figure is disappointing
though
ThickAsThieves: the correct quote was "Drink
this Michael. Become one of us"
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves: every
time i hear "one of us" i
think of
that old movie "freaks" or w/e it's called
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: you could hit someone on
the head if you could remember who you wanted
to hit << epic.
nubbins`: house arrest is usually on
the honor system here
mod6: after he was released he was on
Tech-TV or something and said, "yeah, its nice
to be out... but i gotta wait like a year or something
to get a cell phone... and I hvae
this ankle bracelt for a few months.."
mircea_popescu: nubbins` with a picture of a pinky ring o nthe back for
the recipient
to kiss
nubbins`: perforated blotter art would make an amusing card
too
nubbins`: now
that's a nice business card
nubbins`: the scrabble blank feeler
takes an extra long
time getting his
tiles.
mircea_popescu: i like playing "all languages scrabble" but generally people dont want
to
nubbins`: and players often put
the
tiles in a bag
nubbins`: best business card
title i ever saw was "scrabble blank feeler"
nubbins`: my pleasure
to be a necessary cog
mircea_popescu: you do realise
that without a hater atc would never win.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: sure, send 'em
to 1AltcoinSucksCocks<however many extra chars necessary
to make length>
ThickAsThieves: then a wave of everyone saying
they cant get coins out
mircea_popescu: speaking of which, are chemtrails
the result of quadriplegic women on chemo moving about
the hospital ?