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cazalla: mircea_popescu, you should've seen the huge ass banner BingoBoingo put up before we settled on the box on sidebar :P
asciilifeform: well, that particular one
mircea_popescu: in romania that'd have never flied.
asciilifeform: in final rounds of an olympiad, judges select problems for the players individually
asciilifeform: it was problems to -give- to folks you needed to kick
asciilifeform: that is difficult to find. Using problems with a simple solution protected the administration from extra complaints and appeals.'
asciilifeform: 'This is a special collection of problems that were given to select applicants during oral entrance exams to the math department of Moscow State University. These problems were designed to prevent Jewish people and other undesirables from getting a passing grade. Among problems that were used by the department to blackball unwanted candidate students, these problems are distinguished by having a simple solution ☟︎
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Maybe, Maybe ipad needs to go to chopshop to check for NSA?
cazalla: maybe it's just related to the ipad 2
mircea_popescu: cazalla tis fine. flashing gif mebbe a little distraction
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1r2qCvB )
cazalla: mircea_popescu, does it look like this http://imgur.com/R6KHRw4 ?
mircea_popescu: "you don't have to make yourself magic pork and beans just because you have a magic wand you ninny"
cazalla: can someone load a post on their mobile and see if there is a big white gap between navbar and the post itself?
mircea_popescu: so teachers can laugh at dumb fucking kids entrhalled with their new magic
mircea_popescu: anyway, where i'm from it's traditionally given to 15-16yos taking their first year of analysis
mircea_popescu: well there's no reason not to count e's either
asciilifeform: but no reason to.
asciilifeform: distance flown == time to collision x fly speed.
mircea_popescu: or we, 11 instead of 9, so it's prime too.
mircea_popescu: calculate total fly flown distance.
mircea_popescu: well anyway : two trains moving on the same track leave simultaneously 29 miles apart, one doing 5mph the other 7mp. a fly caugh between them flies straight until it reaches a train then turns back and recurses, doing 9mph. ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: !s trains fly
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform but in the same vein of "hard problems, if you're new here", you know the two trains and fly one im sure ☟︎
mircea_popescu: at least, that's what i feel about it.
mircea_popescu: if you can fuck her with the cock, why use your finger ?
asciilifeform: aha if you count kinetic e, trivially true
mircea_popescu: no, that's what i mean. for fly period.
asciilifeform: well, for some value of 'fly' that is not simply an orbit
mircea_popescu: (people that object readily to "oh but comets can fly and no engine there" be confused as to what "energy density" means. calculate v**2 for comet)
asciilifeform imagines that someone, somewhere, actually attempts his puzzles
mircea_popescu: well, what is this if not the intellectual rape channel ? that's what we do, we spoil noobs.
mircea_popescu: there's a limit to the smallest energy density that can fly, period, no matter any other considerations
asciilifeform: that's the answer i got, when this puzzle was given to me, yes
mircea_popescu: do the energy calculation, friction vs lift.
mircea_popescu: actually no, that planet does not exist.
asciilifeform: (exercise for student. can you posit a planet such that steam airplane - using reciprocating engine - functions there? gravity must be less than ours, but atmosphere dense enough to create lift at achievable speeds and propeller thrust)
asciilifeform: sometimes, however, the gizmo cares how implemented. (consider the case of the airplane, which stubbornly resisted being powered by steam engine on account of the latter's poor power-to-mass ratio. etc)
mircea_popescu: lol. i dun care how they implement it.
asciilifeform: starts out with innocent symptoms like this, end up like yours truly, ranting at hapless strangers about trinary logic made of muller's gates.
mircea_popescu: i'm not arguing something like "o, you know, there's no way around it". more like, "why the fuck should finding ways around it even be a consideration at all"
mircea_popescu: 1% of avail memory, since when is that a problem
asciilifeform: otherwise snarf the whole thing in
asciilifeform: iirc, this is (for some perverse reason) not default under linux.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: text editor experiment << when you build 'emacs', you can select 'use mmap for buffers' as a compile flag. ☟︎
gribble: Htop columns description | The sky's the limit: <http://chanmannlim.wordpress.com/2013/04/26/htop-columns-description/>; Ubuntu Manpage: htop - interactive process viewer: <http://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages/precise/man1/htop.1.html>; htop - Monitor Linux processes in real time (Real world Linux) - IBM: (1 more message)
punkman: just need to dearmor sigs, concatenate, armor again and it's good to go
ben_vulpes: btw watched tinker tailor solider spy the other night
kakobrekla: actually there are several text editors for windows that eat 100mb file like nothing
xanthyos: all the computers in the hospital were running windows
gribble: Penile fracture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture>; Findings | Harper's Magazine: <http://harpers.org/archive/2009/04/findings-4/>; Preventing penile fractures and Peyronie's disease - Los Angeles ...: <http://articles.latimes.com/2009/feb/09/health/la-hew-mating9-2009feb09>
BingoBoingo: ;;google Taqaandan
kakobrekla: now that you cant bend to pop, mebbe you can pull to pop?
mircea_popescu: so here's a simple computing test for your platform. 1) open a 100mb text file. if your editor croaks, you're running windows. 2) go to the end and depress the pageup key. count to sixty / wait a full minute. depress the key. if the scroll stops immediately you are running good unix. if it keeps going... well...
cazalla: maybe yours is different, i dunno, i don't think my cock is like my knuckles at all
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: It's actually a traditional think in Iran and Turkey. Also... Those regions lead the world in this sort of injury.
mod6: pop goes the weasel
cazalla: i still don't follow how you "bend" or "pop" it xanthyos, please to be making an instructional video
xanthyos: it feels good but i don't recommend it now tht i'ave had this experince
ben_vulpes: bending it back to pop...
ben_vulpes: cannot unthink that
xanthyos: i'v ebeen doing it for 20 years and never had a problem til now
ben_vulpes: <xanthyos> i have an ocd ritual of bending it back to pop it
assbot: Verizon’s widely mocked tech news site hasn’t published anything in weeks | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1F63KSb )
BingoBoingo: qntra takes criticism better than Verizon http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/11/verizons-widely-mocked-tech-news-site-hasnt-published-anything-in-weeks/
xanthyos: i masturbate as infrequently as possible but when i go i empty the thing
punkman: but I expected a bit more after the fuckers drilled into my jaw-bone or whatever
cazalla: xanthyos, don't be playing with it while it heals too, 10 years no sex, i imagine maybe you get a bit furious with it at times
punkman: I scrounged up some paracetamol+codeine tablets, worked out ok
xanthyos: the socialist NHS has to cut costs somewhere, eh?
xanthyos: are you in the uk?
punkman: I had surgery to remove a tricky wisdom toothonce and they sent me on my way with 2 paracetamol tablets
cazalla: xanthyos, share the love
xanthyos: 500 mg tylenol for 5 mg heroin
xanthyos: i got 30 tablets of acetaminophen/oxy
BingoBoingo: cazalla: That used to be the deal, but no more
cazalla: xanthyos, chicks dig scars.. why in pain though? i thought you guys can have as much oxy as one pleases there?
xanthyos: because it's offtopic maybe, and speaks to my mental instability which could be seen as a reason to distrust, idk
assbot: Gavin Andresen: Core Development Has More Resources Than Ever! But We Can't Pay You | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1F62hLP )
xanthyos: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=xanthyos&sign=ANY&type=RECV << nice none of you neg rated me for my TMI
xanthyos: they made it like it was something to be embarassed over
BingoBoingo: I got hit with the dilaudid during ball crisis this spring.
xanthyos: i have an ocd ritual of bending it back to pop it so it relaxes because if i orgasm i have anxiety as an aftereffect
xanthyos: i can see why people ruin their lives for heroin
punkman: how did you break the thing anyway?
xanthyos: the dilaudid they shot me up with was amazing
BingoBoingo: lol, fucking urologists have the punniest names
xanthyos: can't take the gauze off my cock until saturday
xanthyos: in case anyone thinks i was faking
Pierre_Rochard: ah, yes, this will come in handy
punkman: Pierre_Rochard: will probably need something like this at some point: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/pluginloader/0.1.3
Pierre_Rochard: right now I'm setting it up so that other pacioli servers can import the invoices / purchase orders
Pierre_Rochard: ah, I see, I'll add those options once I've shipped v0.1. Thank you for the idea
punkman: Pierre_Rochard: I kinda like TOML
punkman: Pierre_Rochard: well you know one guy wants JSON, other guy wants CSV, make it so it's not hard to use something other than the default
Pierre_Rochard: punkman: quick search for "pluggable format python" didn't turn anything up, please elaborate
MissShibe: Just dropping by cryptocurrency channels looking for others who are interested in exploring legal action at this stage
MissShibe: Great, I will let the organisers know!
BingoBoingo: So when you want get to the point where you want to do interviews and such about lawsuit, there is scam hating journo outfit to go to
MissShibe: undata, No, it's to do with Moolah and Syscoin