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asciilifeform: in other historic lulz, 'In May 1967, "Co$t of Living's" M24-A 20mm cannon vibrated loose causing the weapon to rotate upward and fire into the forward rotor system. The blades separated and the aircraft tumbled to the ground killing all eight crewmembers on board. Then in February 1968, "Birth Control" suffered the destiny of her sisters. "Birth Control" received some bad hits from a gun run and had to auto-rotate into dry rice padd
a111: Logged on 2016-08-10 23:24 mircea_popescu: phf> there's some kind of massive delusion going with these people << they were never humiliated. it rots the brain. idiot literally imagines that just because he doesn't understand how the ocmpany is run, then therefore it's not run at all and there';s room for him to pretend it's like washington state cca 1916 and one gets to be mayor just for showing up, population 1 town.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-10#1518055 << didn't mircea_popescu have a spiffy article about how healthy male MUST try to fill available cracks, just as water fills a barrel ? ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-08-10 22:33 phf: one guy was convinced we'll let him open a uk department (he's ~support~, answers tickets, but has a degree in business something or other), wouldn't let the thought go even after told no multiple times. he would schedule meetings on behalf of company with various uk foundations, etc. he had a meeting with richard branson as part of handful "young entrepreneurs", to talk about, yes, moving the company to uk.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: (really bitch, it's "win-win" ?) << this, as it happens, it what specifically set off my bullshit alarm. i don't disagree that technology means doing more with less, nor with the place of religion in filling the materialistic voids created by modernity.
mircea_popescu: phf> there's some kind of massive delusion going with these people << they were never humiliated. it rots the brain. idiot literally imagines that just because he doesn't understand how the ocmpany is run, then therefore it's not run at all and there';s room for him to pretend it's like washington state cca 1916 and one gets to be mayor just for showing up, population 1 town. ☟︎
phf: there's some kind of massive delusion going with these people, that even video above doesn't fully do justice
phf: one guy was convinced we'll let him open a uk department (he's ~support~, answers tickets, but has a degree in business something or other), wouldn't let the thought go even after told no multiple times. he would schedule meetings on behalf of company with various uk foundations, etc. he had a meeting with richard branson as part of handful "young entrepreneurs", to talk about, yes, moving the company to uk. ☟︎
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: all good. couldn't have been that important.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: it isn't even in my yard, or on my street, but i do walk by it occasionally and think 'cucumber'
asciilifeform: wasn't ben_vulpes an overseer over a buncha fat engines ?
ben_vulpes: plus i don't know that i have the energy to disabuse another twenty something of a lifetime of miseducation again
ben_vulpes: yeah although i don't actually have a mistress
pete_dushenski: didn't open laptop once in 6 days. barely kept up on a few emailz/sms on mobile.
asciilifeform: goes right back to the 'soooo you won't spend yer money on konsoomer crud, terrorist? we'll HELP you' ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i can't summon the interest. "vague discussion of a topic that previously didn't exist for reasons we won't discuss by people who aren't qualified to participate"
mircea_popescu: doesn't load.
asciilifeform: guess who and what isn't once mentioned, trololololol.
PeterL: carbon tetrachloride is an organic solvent, they don't lie
asciilifeform: 'In 1921 the management of Arthur D. Little, Inc., of Cambridge, Mass., issued a small report describing the methods employed by the firm's chemists to create "silk" from pork byproducts. The idea behind this surprising and not very practical experiment was to prove that something said to be impossible was, with sufficient effort and ingenuity, attainable. As the report notes, the old adage "you can't make a silk purse of a sow's ear
phf: everything i need to know about javascript i learned from mochikit, which was written by a bunch of sane hackers back before "javascript library" was a thing. ~first~ thing they implemented is comparator, iterator and printer protocols (they gave up on numerics as braindead). because javascript doesn't have those. they were also the last ones who even bothered to.
phf: ben_vulpes: json also doesn't have integers
ben_vulpes: i mean hey that's pretty amusing as well, that js doesn't have ints.
phf: ben_vulpes: stock javascript doesn't have integers. ☟︎
ben_vulpes: oh oh! relatedly. jq doesn't do ints. floats only. cuz reezuns.
mircea_popescu: turns out it wasn't the tv making people stupid - people were stupid to begin with, tv fit like a glove. with its demise - the cowsies moo for a replacement. so they watch others play games.
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/6cQKA << doesn't this make one mildly curious ?
mircea_popescu: i'm having trouble finding phd's that aren't.
mircea_popescu: oh btw, apparently brasil can't keep drones out of stadiums, try as it might. there's always half dozen flkoating about, and the "heads of state" muppets in attendance might as well get used to it.
asciilifeform: the most galling thing is the VERY NOTION of a tcp that isn't porous. because tcp breaks BOTH of the two, as i found, iron rules of network sanity: 1) NOTHING TO RANDOS FOR FREE 2) NO OPERATIONS ON UNSIGNED INPUT
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: didn't you attend moosecon?
asciilifeform: (i haven't any dispute re dns being a work of evil, from day 1, but the rms solution is not a solution and i will continue to laugh)
mircea_popescu: oh oh that. i don't care what they do.
mircea_popescu: but i ... don't. for honests.
asciilifeform: try what? if i can't search for error messages, i literally go broke.
mircea_popescu: except... i don't.
mircea_popescu: i so deeply don't give a shit WHY some failure failed.
mircea_popescu: i wasn't going to.
asciilifeform: but didja know, how WORLD WORX, ya CAN'T HAVE computer without dns and updatez!111111111111111
mircea_popescu: obviously. since his notion of fame doesn't match the common notion of fame, you'd expect his notion of richness doesn't either.
mircea_popescu: because we're all equally people and therefore all equally potent in richdom. just his time hasn't come yet to becoming in wealth-hood.
mircea_popescu: teh mentality of the poor idiot penning these things... so he's gonna tell me he's famous ? why, because he's more or less obama, and if he hadn't told me i'd have never known ?
trinque: man I haven't phpeed since 2006
asciilifeform: elaborate re where one finds 'here's the standard - it doesn't work for yout item' ??
mircea_popescu: in any fucking case, "here's the standard - it doesn't work for yout item" is rank nonsense, and the paragon of anti-utility.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform and the much worse point of this is - WHAT THE FUCK is a "standard lib" supposed to be thaT DOESN'T fit on microcontroller. what the fuck standard is this standard, utf-standard, the antistandard.
ben_vulpes: thanks phf, i used shinohai's dump as i didn't realize that your tgz contained wordpress as well as wp-content
asciilifeform: it isn't even that we are operating on an animal that is squirming on the table, but that it is not an animal at all, but a bag of maggots and weevils
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform point being : "a) here is a package of open source software that b) worked great c) for a lengthy, unclear and unverifyable past interval d) maintained by an intelligent but dour and otherwise busy party that e) is well respected but no longer much involved f) yet you could ask q of them if only you could find out how to ask an intelligent one g) which is pointless anyway because you can't make much sense of the
mircea_popescu: it won't get out of it unless and until we start putting it in things.
mircea_popescu: either an ashole or an idiot. but in any case if oyu don't like it you can get stuffed. bitbet pays for miner cartelisation detection and minigame pays for hash research and so on and so forth.)
mircea_popescu: yeah there are some advantages. but half second is too much to delay a game message for encryption, and you won't be able to fit two passes in .5 s
mircea_popescu: in other lulz : hano bock (the deceitful shitbag) drives slightly less traffic via his twitter / t.co/bcrxVsVoe5 than phuctor does via its faq page.
asciilifeform: they can 'afford' 10k shitanium rifle where you can't even club a man with the butt
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wasn't 'couldn't afford', but 'not in protocol'
mats: NCOs would routinely get fucked and have to cover out of pocket because the vouchers wouldn't clear fast enough
mircea_popescu: also endemic problems with procurement. weren't famblies sending silly string over because dod can't afford ?
asciilifeform: mats: i'd be rather surprised if missing $T had anything to do with soldiers' pay.
mats: i didn't see a deposit clear until 3 months into training (good thing i didn't really need it, had enough cash to buy running shoes and what not)
mats: some - don't see them resolved until they exit service
phf: sasl doesn't ghost, it renames you, and when you rename back, it asks you to identify
trinque: and nickserv isn't?
mircea_popescu: aww, you don't take the agitprop at face value, terrorist ?
ben_vulpes: i don't take shit on anyone's word anymore
mod6: i tried the -i, ignore garbage, during my earlier tour ; didn't seem to do what i hoped.
mod6: hrm, didn't seem to work on my end: http://dpaste.com/2XB8ZEV.txt
a111: Logged on 2016-08-08 02:15 mod6: because i can't decode those files with the base64 binary.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> hm apparently that doesn;t exist in stock gpg. my bad. << ah ok.
mircea_popescu: hm apparently that doesn;t exist in stock gpg. my bad.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> and the pile itself could just be put through gpg --armor, afaik you don't HAVE TO encrypt. i think ? << good question. i think you might just be able to armor.
mod6: i guess to me, that meant clearsigning a pgp signed message. guess i didn't try that.
mircea_popescu: and the pile itself could just be put through gpg --armor, afaik you don't HAVE TO encrypt. i think ?
mod6: As I understood, we didn't wanna use that becuse one wouldn't be able to read the disclaimer or the "begin-base64 644 <FILENAME>" to see what the deed actually contained
mod6: <+mod6> because i can't decode those files with the base64 binary. << maybe im doing something wrong here.
mircea_popescu: i don't get it, why not just use gpg armor ? wtf uu
mod6: because i can't decode those files with the base64 binary. ☟︎
mod6: <+BingoBoingo> Then look on the bright side. Any plumbing project where you didn't have to worry about where to put the water after you use it isn't so bad. << naw, certainly could have been worse.
mod6: but when it came down to it, she hit another error; her Ubuntu 10.04 test environment doesn't have `sharutils', a package that contains uuencode/uudecode. which is what V99994 is using to decode the deedified dependencies from deedbot.
BingoBoingo: Then look on the bright side. Any plumbing project where you didn't have to worry about where to put the water after you use it isn't so bad.
hanbot: i had the same problem with V99994, ftr i suspect it's a user permissions issue as when i try to manually check that sig against the vpatch gpg complains it can't open the file (and that particular patch was just alphabetically first, ergo not special)
mod6: <+davout> figured moving to the south wasn't enough, so i've settled on mauritius << nice! wow is that pretty.
mircea_popescu: quick, someone tell the businessmen with cumulative years of experience about the excel spreadsheets! don't let inferior tooling happen to you!
ben_vulpes: if you're hitting this failure path, gpg will complain that it doesn't have stan's key
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-07#1516894 << holy FUQ shinohai do you also use a hammer when vga plug won't fit into keyboard jack ? ☝︎☟︎
hanbot: so in V99995 testing, it'd seem the asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option.vpatch.asciilifeform.sig is "invalid", i imagine 'cause of something to do with stan's old key? and deedbot only spits the current, which i have. i don't see the old one on btcalpha either, anyone have an idea fo' me? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: o jesus, don't tell me the new bitbet management decided to you know, eschew bitcoin-handling problems by... holding their money over at bitfinex.
asciilifeform: t would be much better to find ways to get better communicate with the Foundation so we can stay on the same page. It’s not going to be easy for the Foundation to repair its image with the Bitcoin community, but they seem intent on trying.'
davout: not like the kind that'll steal your photo camera if you don't pay attention
a111: Logged on 2016-08-05 13:59 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-05#1515346 << cheapo honda engine sitting in traffic jam in wash dc also won't benefit from nitro fuel.
davout: lol no i don't chew tea! but when i don't smoke, i'm much more sensitive to coffee and drink tea instead
asciilifeform: what's ~in~ davou't tea..?
asciilifeform: khat isn't even tumorigenic?! SCAM!1111
mircea_popescu: yeah im surprised there isn't pot smog over ba.
asciilifeform: matte isn't even psychotronic, is it
davout: from what i've seen a cleaning lady costs like 4 or 5 times less than in france, but the rest isn't *that* cheaper
davout: no, but i can't wait!
davout: figured moving to the south wasn't enough, so i've settled on mauritius
asciilifeform: 'Is Placebocin paradise, Erehwon, Shangri-La, utopia, Eden, and heaven all in a tiny gelatin capsule? Is Placebocin a T-3 fiberoptic Gigabit Ethernet connection to the Net? Is there anything that Placebocin cannot cure?'
mircea_popescu: wasn't there yourtube with popping corn etc ?
mircea_popescu: for the other thing, how do i make sure i don't burn this item, since apparently the same needle responds to 3 unrelated things ?