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asciilifeform: ;;google you're older than you've ever been
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: 31 + epsilon
asciilifeform had birthday a few days ago
asciilifeform thinks he understands old man psychology very well
asciilifeform: but in actuality, mail it to 'isis' ?
asciilifeform: giving money to his tormentors looks like pure nuttery
asciilifeform: and did, iirc, mention donations to various academitrons
asciilifeform: he did utter 'will use it to return to public life'
asciilifeform: said, supposedly, that he will buy back into respectability with the money.
asciilifeform: he did not know that it would be returned.
asciilifeform: who bribes inquisitors ?
asciilifeform: and his (alleged) plan to buy back 'respectability' with money is uncharacteristically foolish
asciilifeform: picture if - the equalistas will step up their game now. i recall there already was talk of (soviet-style!) revocation of watson's degrees.
asciilifeform: lol!
asciilifeform: http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/ws/660/amz/worldservice/live/assets/images/2014/12/06/141206063050_putin_poster_624x351_ap.jpg
asciilifeform: we have a german ?
asciilifeform: i see no light bulbs in that article. are they inside the arses ?
asciilifeform: http://imgur.com/79DTA7H << 'no parking' sign outside of that post office. (i don't presently have a photo of the inside.)
asciilifeform: there's a post office here where i live now, that seems to have been painted with the very same paints
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: 1980 built into its core << only the bad parts
asciilifeform: it's burning on both ends!
asciilifeform: for overall quality of life - 1980.
asciilifeform: for numeric wrangling, sure, i'll take 2014. see last week's thread.
asciilifeform: and 'computers'
asciilifeform: re: public key: incidentally, agitprop! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/12/03/gchq_boffins_quantumbusted_own_crypto_primitive
asciilifeform: laugh, but bill gates referred to the great unsolved problem 'factoring large primes' in one of 'his' 'books', in dead tree print.
asciilifeform: factoring large primes << l0l! i'll factor any large prime for you, free! limited time 0ff3r!
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=18-11-2014#927130 ☝︎
asciilifeform: (which is likely to be sooner rather than later)
asciilifeform: not to 'evil conspiracy crackpots', that is. to 'reasonable, polite society folks' it will be a mystery until the day they die.
asciilifeform: why the most retarded design decisions << this was never a genuine mystery.
asciilifeform: if enemy has access to your cache hit/miss data, you were fucked already.
asciilifeform: cache timing attacks are a snore.
asciilifeform: http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/12/defeat-is-victory.html
asciilifeform: speaking of which...
asciilifeform: ^ apply for a job today, l0l
asciilifeform: http://svr.gov.ru
asciilifeform: this is extensively beaten to death in the literature.
asciilifeform: svr was post-collapse rebranding of kgb intelligence directorate
asciilifeform: kgb - 'civilian.'
asciilifeform: gru was a branch of military intelligence apparatus
asciilifeform: gru (approximately, central office of reconnaissance) and (portion of) kgb
asciilifeform: also some external work. ussr had two competing intelligence agencies
asciilifeform: nominally, internal security in its intelligence aspects
asciilifeform: see, until dhs there was no ready u.s. analogue.
asciilifeform: that'd be more analogous to u.s. dhs
asciilifeform: decimation: also this story concerns the russian ministry of internal affairs (sorta equivalent to u.s. fbi)
asciilifeform: decimation: why would iranian ministry of nukes run winblows
asciilifeform: ^ mega-lol. run moar winblows!
asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/ru-im-malware-scan-14-1209.htm
asciilifeform: with a gigantic, mainly usg-operated apparatus to keep 'paying for software' as a going concern even.
asciilifeform: in usd
asciilifeform: (re: germans: there is ample evidence that fleeing nazis wanted for nothing, and were kept in plentiful supply of every conceivable necessity and luxury by u.s. cia. but 'traditional' narrative still has them living in what were essentially reservations in ar.)
asciilifeform: in what?
asciilifeform: software for which - who? pays
asciilifeform: no, it's always 'i'm gonna own an xxx and a yyy which will bring in...'
asciilifeform: how many u.s. expats are willing to, say, break their backs doing actual work for the locals ?
asciilifeform: undata: the germans had self-contained biospheres where they lived and worked.
asciilifeform: the pub is really the property of the freeloaders, or local chieftain, whoever; the 'owner' is simply a clown kept around for entertainment value and while he brings over friends to spend usd ☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu had an article (or perhaps a thread here? but can't seem to find it...) about an archetypical u.s. expat. fellow keeps a pub somewhere in thailand, or cambodia, etc. the locals - drink for free. he fancies that if he begins to run out of dough, he can always start charging. but somehow in the back of his head he knows what will happen to his sorry arse if he were to do so. ☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: in terms of dependence
asciilifeform: undata: i haven't the faintest clue about where you went (or will go) but most u.s. expats may as well be living back home, where they are.
asciilifeform: undata: 'gtfo' from u.s.-centric international monetary system costs considerably more than an airplane ticket.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: most u.s. subjects don't have an obvious rational action to follow the awakening of 'aha so i'm living in a zoo run by demented vivisectionists, now i need to...'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: closing eyes is the last refuge of the truly and genuinely fucked
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: because of the inevitable question, then, 'well what do i personally do now, seppuku?' that follows
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: quite a few folks say 'well yes, criminal' but for some reason refuse to walk the logical implication, a -> b..
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-12-2014#946898 ☝︎
asciilifeform: lamb in 'mcdonalds.'
asciilifeform: mats: the actual enemies of usa population are already in usa - occupying high posts in wash., dc.
asciilifeform: even 'thousand-year' reichs.
asciilifeform: who said, 'end.' everything - dies.
asciilifeform: - that is, who do you wish to see win?
asciilifeform: *its
asciilifeform: it all depends, also, on whether you see usa as just a normal country, or - a fundamentally criminal enterprise, whose enemies - any and all of them - are really friends of mankind by virtue of being it's enemies, and are in fact defending themselves from usg colonial rape.
asciilifeform: undata: there is precisely one actual government - what you were thinking of as the 'second'
asciilifeform: intimidation and murder also work great, but are not nearly as 'photogenic'
asciilifeform: !s rectothermal
asciilifeform: black friday << mega-lol at the conspicuously-absent actual numbers
asciilifeform: 'Assembly acceleration of various algorithms... ...x86_64 CPUs' << translation: let's use intel's diddled aes instructions.
asciilifeform: 'Initial support for Microsoft Windows 32-bit and 64-bit flavors has been added for mingw' << run moar winblows, aha. medicine for corpse.
asciilifeform: 'Two important cipher suites, GOST and Camellia, have been reworked or reenabled, providing better interoperability with systems around the world.' << LOL!!
asciilifeform: 'The CIA did not hold any detainees after April 2008.' << i've a bridge to sell ya.
asciilifeform: - or rather, a minimum of what to expect. the main purpose of the report appears to be usg bashing itself for hiring incompetent torturers on 'favourite son' contracts. implication is, 'we need to recruit real pros' - and every reason to expect that it will be tried, at the very least. out with the amateur finger-choppers, in with the transcranial pain centre stimulators and 'fMRI' gizmos, etc.
asciilifeform: ^ document of questionable veracity, prepared by known professional liars, but good source on what to expect when you end up in the tender care of usg.
asciilifeform: 'The CIA lacked a plan for the eventual disposition of its detainees. After taking custody of Abu Zubaydah, CIA officers concluded that he "should remain incommunicado for the remainder of his life"...'
asciilifeform: run moar winblows.
asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/ru-im-rar-unzipped.txt
asciilifeform: why not skip straight to buying, selling: farts.
asciilifeform: http://www.wired.com/2014/12/obama-becomes-first-president-write-computer-program << mein fuhrer 'programs' !
asciilifeform had 'bitlocker' symlinked with 'cryptolocker' (trojan) in his head, and read this article with a very peculiar feeling
asciilifeform: 'it wasn't bad as far as jobs go, but eventually the goats got too tight'
asciilifeform: !b 1 ✂︎
asciilifeform: ugh
asciilifeform: what did this look like ?
asciilifeform: but what kind of 'ui components'
asciilifeform: widgets?
asciilifeform: vt100 was 'visual' just as much as 'visual basic'