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asciilifeform: neato
asciilifeform: good evening mod6 !
asciilifeform: wasn't that last year ?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340144 << lulzy. the sheer cheapness of the sham... ☝︎
asciilifeform: ze commentz
asciilifeform: dvantage they can get. Taking advantage of loopholes in laws, instead of doing what's right. Hiring people from your own network, instead of going beyond its narrow reach. And now, recapping a round, instead of honoring prior investments. That's the culture. And you *really* feel it in SF. You'd easily walk into a coffee shop there, and overhear this story about recapping a round being told with laughs and high-fives.' << from
asciilifeform: 'That's when you see the toxicity of the overall startup culture is the root of the problem that lead to your investment situation, diversity issues, contract worker issues, etc. A culture that values above all else -- as one investor put it to me -- the unfair advantage. The thing you do / have / are that gives you a 10x leg up on everyone else. And that just makes people look for the fastest, easiest way to the most unfair a
asciilifeform pictures an obamahruschov banging shoe and declaiming that miners 'are rolling off our conveyors like sausages!1111 we will bury you'
asciilifeform: what could possibly be more surprising than the most easily-predictable thing conceivable finally happening.
asciilifeform: miner usgocalypse, possibly
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=10-12-2015#1340251 ☝︎
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !gettrust btcdrak
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform fallz down
asciilifeform: 'Nodes means "fully validating" nodes. The other version, the faux-nodes, the "not really nodes", the "I can't believe it's not a node" SPV nonsense are the ones that require the specification just like when an honest man meets a thief the honest man is Jim and the thief is Jeff the Thief - not the other fucking way around.' << gold
asciilifeform: and i can think of a buncha other folks here who could readily play the part of the fella with the hot soldering iron
asciilifeform would also enjoy.
asciilifeform: afaik the historical gold standard is... the head
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how in satan's name does one produce 'verifiable death certificate' ?
asciilifeform reads
asciilifeform: this can even be conveniently done in a 'coke machine' setup, where a robotic instrument of torture discourages contrived malingering mistakes
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340160 << not especially hard to prove that a particular imbecile ~isn't~, however. e.g., sit him down and ask a few basic q's re: the src. ☝︎
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/1bjpD << some mild lulz (for entomologists strictly)
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340273 << tell it to intel and the belching smokestacks of the 14nm fabs ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340251 << l0l, miner usgocalypse ? ☝︎☟︎
asciilifeform: and virtually the whole rogue's gallery of gavinistas etc. who were shown their latrine place here, have reappeared there.
asciilifeform: these folks are fully convinced that they are 'the ~cerebral~ #bitcoin-assets'
asciilifeform: it is entertaining, and i occasionally read their logz for lulz
asciilifeform: !s bitcoin-wizards
asciilifeform: ('wizards' is where they spend all day thinking of what shit-to-bolt-on-the-side-of-the-kalash) ☟︎
asciilifeform: if anybody gives a shit, walk into #bitcoin-wizards and ask him.
asciilifeform: perhaps they took his mother, or his dog, hostage, whatever.
asciilifeform: made his richez young, and theoretically wants for nothing, but still was somehow tempted to join the usgification-of-bitcoin crowd. long ago.
asciilifeform: now kanzure (hi! and whatcha still doing here) is an interesting fella.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340227 << lulzy indeed: 'I feel that in the interest of disclosure I should inform you that I am one of the moderators of the bitcoin-dev mailing list and I approved that email. I regret it already.' (kanzure) ☝︎
asciilifeform: ^ http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=01-12-2015#1334630 ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340188 << it was discussed a week or so ago ☝︎
asciilifeform: none of the idiot heresies are even in any sense new. 'multisig', for instance, is simply 1990s clinton key escrow, 'old wine in new bottle' ☟︎
asciilifeform: in the keybase vs actual-pgp sense
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-12-2015#1340306 << this is the umpteenth attempt, but - iirc - the only one thus far to reference the ~actual~ wot, in the 'embrace&extinguish' sense ☝︎
asciilifeform: big money in continued microshitification though.
asciilifeform: (notice, it largely... worked)
asciilifeform: the 'embrace & extinguish' busienss is tried&true usg vs linux
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the strategy is to throw turds at bitcoin 'until one sticks.' there is a squad devoted to throwing large ones (e.g., xt, 'segregated' nonsense, etc) and another for smaller ones (weird and useless tx types, etc)
asciilifeform: rpn solves this.
asciilifeform: eat one by one.
asciilifeform: what parenthesizing.
asciilifeform: simplicity!
asciilifeform: hey strict ll(1) parser
asciilifeform: in, when... 2006 ?
asciilifeform: it was ridiculous the first time the thing popped up
asciilifeform: in the msdos-and-fuck-you way.
asciilifeform: and found it to be quite a pleasant thing, in its own way
asciilifeform: (for a potential gig that never went through)
asciilifeform: around the time this article was written, i sat down and learned the language
asciilifeform: but, interestingly,
asciilifeform: ^ not an entirely unfair description
asciilifeform: ’m sure they could have even worked SNOBOL (the language, or, heck, even the toilet cleaner) in there as well.'
asciilifeform: 'The primary design goal MUMPS was to create code that, once written, can never be maintained by anyone ever again. The syntax is somewhat reminiscent of FORTRAN and SNOBOL (no, not the toilet cleaner), only much, much worse. Ironically, being inflicted with mumps (the disease) is much more pleasant that actually working with MUMPS (the language). A more apt name for the language certainly would have been EXPLOSIVE-DIARRHEA; I
asciilifeform: as seen here, http://thedailywtf.com/articles/A_Case_of_the_MUMPS
asciilifeform: mumps.
asciilifeform: the closest thing i know of to a 'puzzle' esolang that is actually used in industry is...
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: it remains ubiquitous in the number-cruncher community
asciilifeform: except for a few fortranistas
asciilifeform: NOBODY USES INTEL'S COMPILER
asciilifeform: 'Permanently disabling AMD CPUs through compiler optimizations ensured AMD would not quickly retake this market share.' << wtf
asciilifeform: 'Intel does much more than just silicon. Hidden inside their design centers are the keepers of x86, and this includes the people who write the compilers for x86 processors.' << while there is in fact an intel compiler, the article is here revealed as catastrophically braindamaged
asciilifeform: ^ intel & microshit, one is nothing without the other
asciilifeform: 'From 2003 until 2006, Intel paid $1 Billion to Dell in exchange not to ship any computers using CPUs made by AMD. Intel held OEMs ransom, encouraging them to only ship Intel CPUs by way of volume discounts and threatening OEMs with low-priority during CPU shortages. Intel engaged in false advertising, and misrepresenting benchmark results. '
asciilifeform: imbeciles are free to spawn altcoinz, and even to trade in their genuine coin for them, no prob.
asciilifeform: or something.
asciilifeform: because shuddup terror15t
asciilifeform: because...
asciilifeform: meanwhile, the power rangerz declare that signature checking is to be done away with. ( https://news.bitcoin.com/segregated-witness-concept-turning-point-bitcoin )
asciilifeform: http://imgur.com/a/G0SsJ << l0ls from the st00ge
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu's card is neat
asciilifeform: h0ly relic ?
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform bbl.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-12-2015#1339455 << brings to mind the 16th-17th. c. idiots who pushed themselves as 'great alchemists', ended up taken captive by some lord who wanted phr33333 g0ld, and eventually guzzled lead on the public scaffold for charlatanry ☝︎
asciilifeform wondered for some time why anyone would market a gpu chipset named for african pisshole
asciilifeform: but not, of course, linux.
asciilifeform: will happily run 'linux'
asciilifeform: just like the samsung arm 'chromebook' gathering dust in my bookcase
asciilifeform: 'PINE A64 includes a quad-core ARM Cortex A53 1.2GHz processor, dual-core Mali 400 MP2 graphics..' << aaaaaand dingdingdingding we get to the requires-closed-driver-turd-just-to-run item 10 seconds in.
asciilifeform: ' Oh, and it starts from just $15 and is available to "pre-order" via Kickstarter right now.'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-12-2015#1339615 << kickstarturd ☝︎
asciilifeform: the design of gpg rng subsystem assumes extreme entropy-starvation. this is plain as daylight from 10 minutes of reading the src.
asciilifeform: sorta how leporidae (e.g., rabbit) stores his half-digested food in edible turdlets
asciilifeform: and how, where the state consists of solely how long the thing has been churning, naturally it stows a turd
asciilifeform: gotta understand how, in a prng, the seed is the only genuine bit of entropy;
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-12-2015#1339629 << mno. preservation. ☝︎
asciilifeform: pretty sure that at least 1 of my ancient articles is thusly polluted.
asciilifeform: “”’
asciilifeform: iirc a certain ver. of 'wordpress' also shat 'magical' quotez
asciilifeform: although...
asciilifeform: i can't recall anywhere else where it happens.
asciilifeform: that must be the root of the contagion.