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asciilifeform: it seems to exist only in mircea_popescu's argentina
mircea_popescu: is this how the anglotards have sex then ? they bump into each other at that delicate moment of confuswion when crossind thresholds ?
asciilifeform: these microscopic 'hallways', the size of phone booth
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: anglodwelling have doors like that. i have a set right here.
mircea_popescu: https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/6/66/Playboykitty.jpg << who the fuck has doors like that. what is this, a film set ?!
asciilifeform: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/65x3G/?raw=true << elsewhere in the reich. ( entomologists only )
mircea_popescu: in other lulz, https://archive.is/LeUKx#selection-4015.124-4015.211 <<->> http://trilema.com/2014/spamming-reddit-an-experiment/#selection-2863.0-2863.4 yet STILL can't come out with "oh ok, whadda ya know, turns out MP owns all teh interwebz".
asciilifeform: was working in a salt mine that subcontracted for 'bits'
asciilifeform at one time familiar with subj through direct contact in the saeculum
mircea_popescu: hey, nsa is not teh terrorists.
a111: Logged on 2017-10-17 15:49 mircea_popescu: shinohai from the same source, https://twitter.com/x0rz/status/920311815124504576 << what's he on about ? of... course they would.
asciilifeform: upstack, in http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-17#1725998 is mentioned a https://twitter.com/AlgoVPN , 'Set up a personal IPSEC VPN in the cloud. We are an open source project supported by @trailofbits' , which -- hilariously and not at all secretly -- is nsa contractor ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i like how the zebra has a shooster of its own.
mircea_popescu: i don't go to school and i kill people.
mircea_popescu: https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/9/91/David_Gerard_wedding_pics.jpg <<< ima use this as the standard illustration of new russia.
mircea_popescu: davout trying to include you into republican affairs in the only apparently remaining opportunity, ie discussions of accounting reform. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: PSA : hey schmucks -- it's ok to exist without attempting to pretend you're me. seriously now. being MP isn't for everyone. not quite managing to be MP isn't the end of the world.
mircea_popescu: " He is noted for his "billionaire bad boy" image yet shrewd business sense." << what the everloving fuck ?
shinohai: "I was going to burn this money in front of some homeless people, but this seemed like a bigger waste."
asciilifeform: find "normal" pictures of him - or Arkady - or "Red Countess" (his (ex)wife). It is just plain and simply impossible to make any fun of him any worse than this. What more could you say that isn't actually true already? David Gerard himself is disappointed that this article doesn't make fun of him more.'
asciilifeform: 'He really is a bisexual goth s&m freak with a disabled wife and furry girlfriend, and he got that girlfriend pregnant, while his wife has her own girlfriend. He really is a senior member of Wikipedia - the motherfucking UK media spokesperson and a Checkuser. He is meant to be respectable! He uses his real name in all of this. These are his real photos that he took himself, and has listed for public download. It is very difficult to
phf: huh, odd, i thought ed was dead for good
a111: Logged on 2017-10-07 01:03 mircea_popescu: well, yes, but then again how many of the 500 will join the choir invisible ?
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in orlols, https://archive.is/Bz5MY >> 'The final numbers, announced early the next day, came to exactly 59 dead and 527 wounded, and they haven't been updated since. Of the wounded, not a single person has subsequently died. It appears that the only two options were instant death or swift recovery.'
asciilifeform: 'Ayre plans to build Bodog into a mainstream 21st-century digital entertainment conglomerate. He is noted for his "billionaire bad boy" image yet shrewd business sense.'
shinohai: Brought to you by this scammer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Ayre
shinohai: "Bitcoin Crash is teh REAL Bitcoin, hurr durr" http://archive.is/UXqol
mircea_popescu: shinohai from the same source, https://twitter.com/x0rz/status/920311815124504576 << what's he on about ? of... course they would. ☟︎
shinohai: https://twitter.com/x0rz/status/919888593958694912 <<< Your first day as a darknet market and you realize those Indians from fivver fucked you.
shinohai: Well thanks phf .... that's enough internet for me today.
phf: and for those who'd like an even deeper david rabbit hole, https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/David_Gerard and https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Arkady, i am otherwise tapping out. first article of the day, and i've already had enough ☟︎
phf: “He was previously an award-winning music journalist, and has blogged about music at Rocknerd since 2001. He is a volunteer spokesman for Wikipedia, and is on the board of the RationalMedia Foundation, host of skeptical wiki RationalWiki. Originally from Australia, he lives in east London with his spouse Arkady and their daughter. Until he reinstalled the laptop they were on, he was the proud owner of six Dogecoins.”
mircea_popescu: anyway, i would expect "his interest in russia" dates from the 90s, back when he was a 39 yo bachelor "looking to expand his dating horizons"
mircea_popescu: phf speaking of blogs, here's a trick : https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/david-gerard-by-pauline-martindale.jpg
mircea_popescu: it takes a very special sort of tard to buy subdomains off co.uk's blog.
phf: actually i'm just going to leave the whole about page here https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/about/
phf: i figured it's as good as any placeholder for "cryptoruble", but yes, david is a "unix system administrator by day" who looks like this https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/david-gerard-by-pauline-martindale-225x300.jpg, which makes him supremely qualified to comment on russia, bitcoin, technology, economics, …
phf: mircea_popescu, asciilifeform i will admit i didn't read the article, original is in ru, various english transcommentaries are no better than this david guy.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/asphalt-tango-revisited/ << Trilema - Asphalt Tango, revisited
mod6: Yup, sounds good jurov. Thanks!
asciilifeform: in other thefts, 'The researchers went on to find 15 factorizable keys used for TLS. Strangely, almost all of them contain the string "SCADA" in the common name field.' ☟︎
asciilifeform: in this case, of course, logicbomb
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-17#1725950 << hilarious homogoogletranslaticus : 'we know that there are certain bookmark mechanisms in this cryptography' ☝︎
mircea_popescu: (oh and since we're on usg tools : nominum, nsa's shell company used in the "community consensus" building of the reformed dns system etc, ended up parked in akamai's basement for "an undisclosed amount" earlier this year. which is how these work and why they exist in the first place.)
mircea_popescu: all dem toxicfax an whatnot.
mircea_popescu: but let's talk instead of what proof i have that the proof there displayed is proving anything, amirite.
mircea_popescu: how the fuck is nasdaq.com linking to companyspotlight.com that seo-redirects to orderanualreports.com any fucking different from randomscamsite.lol redirecting to fakeoffers.hurr redirecting to 419emergency.site ?
mircea_popescu: (and in other lulz : http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/akam ; now try and find their fucking annual reports, and when the link 404s think to yourself that hey, this is perfectly fine, after all it's nasdaq, a perfectly legitimate scamsite, because pantsuit says so! for ourdemocracy vorwarts!!!)
mircea_popescu: and that's about the whole story, really.
mircea_popescu: because no, as a point of republican ideology no tax is anything other than a salary.
mircea_popescu: Net Margin is what's left of the GM once all human costs have been substracted. this includes all salaries, ALL TAX, compliance, etcetera.
mircea_popescu: these are all gross approximations, of course, but not really THAT far off.
mircea_popescu: possibly something like 50% GM makes sense, at least at the level of precision contemplated here. it's not so far off to say that a) the lifetime of a box is a year ; b) the lifetime cost of a box is about 5k and c) there are no other capital goods in akamai.
mircea_popescu: Gross Margin is specifically what's left of revenue (aka GR) once you substract the capital costs. that's maintenance, amortization, scl.
mircea_popescu: so, this entity has Gross Receipts on the level of about 2.5bn, for simplicity.
a111: Logged on 2017-10-16 19:42 mircea_popescu: but since we're doing this : lewin's "50k competition business idea" runs a quarter million boxes in something like a coupal thousand dcs. to compare and contrast with http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-12#1724349
mircea_popescu: anyway, let's briefly revisit the http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-16#1725733 akamai story to establish some points of republican accounting. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: phf who the fuck is some tool named david know or have to say about "ruble" anyway ☟︎
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i have nfi, apparently the idiotreich by now imagines i have to make the case, not it.
BingoBoingo: "You could now go to court and deny that it was you that signed something—there would be no way to prove it, because theoretically, anyone could have worked out your private key." << WTF Mate?
mircea_popescu: oh i see, "conspiracy theories" is it.
jurov: mod6: ben_vulpes: shall i renew therealbitcoin.org/com using foundation funds?
jurov: "The flaw resides in the Infineon-developed RSA Library version v1.02.013, specifically within an algorithm it implements for RSA primes generation. " ☟︎☟︎☟︎
jurov: slovakia too: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/10/crypto-failure-cripples-millions-of-high-security-keys-750k-estonian-ids/?amp=1
BingoBoingo: The last time I did that there was a grub with the worms
asciilifeform: relatedly, asciilifeform turned over a stone and saw a great many worms, none of them in any way remarkable.
mircea_popescu: and in the latest of dangers, http://trilema.com/2017/the-majority-of-things-are-build-through-eggpress/#comment-123185
BingoBoingo: ^ asciilifeform this suggests 100 Mbps may be eliciting the same response from the connectivity endowed as request for 1U
BingoBoingo: And in latest developments, China Mobile is making a push for my attention again, this time offering 10 and 20 Gbps ports. Still no numbers yet.
mod6: Ready to have a nice evening out with a picnic.
mircea_popescu: (and no, that's not what shiksa is.)
mircea_popescu: mod6 hey, you spend a year teaching goy chicks to make proper matzah balls, you're not gonna sit around and hope maybe one of the local tupi tribesmen managed to impale an edible iguana that evening.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: and the hour is nearly come, t=-<1wk .
mod6: i lul'd about the food in the icebox.
mod6: nice pics of the beach.
mircea_popescu: first they get some convicted criminal to steal some data and start a site, then they use it to prop their hallucinations re bitcoin and fiat, then they pretend it was all illegal, then they run off with it, then they start a few more, it's like watching housewives fuck/
mircea_popescu: i think the evolution of the usg reclaimation of their own buterin waterfals is well documented by now, it's always the same thing.
shinohai: https://www.bitfinex.com/posts/227 <<< I archived this but has annoying white block in page, can't read
mircea_popescu: hey, they waited, we let them. takes two legs for usg to walk on.
asciilifeform: but the 'omfg we factored some keyz' presumably had to wait for phuctor to go down
asciilifeform: ( https://www.usenix.org/system/files/conference/usenixsecurity16/sec16_paper_svenda.pdf << equally dubious, and on top of it all plagiaristic, long ver )
asciilifeform: https://www.usenix.org/sites/default/files/conference/protected-files/security16_slides_svenda.pdf << the very dubious orig item. ( can skip straight to last pic )
asciilifeform: quite conceivably they simply lifted from phuctor.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: check this out, the 'vuln test' is... https://github.com/crocs-muni/roca/tree/master/roca/tests << spoiler: checks fp against enumerated badness
asciilifeform: in usa this is only not a thing because of lavish ( by manual labourer standards ) pay for postmen
asciilifeform: shinohai: in some orcistans, post office dun even handle money, as such, or the orc staff will steal it. so gotta pay for ALL mail with... stamps
shinohai: "Hmmm .... you think 80 stamps will be enuf to ship this?"
asciilifeform: 0 customs problems with ^ . even though i'm pretty sure that if you bring something that looks like this to an american post office, you won't get to walk home on own legs
BingoBoingo: My the stamps
asciilifeform: to certain (limited, as observed by napoleon himself, 'can do whatever with bayonet, but not sit on it' extent -- the bayonet up the arse is incentive
mircea_popescu: in this perspective, the empire became an absolute necessity, topless Republique glorieuse y compris, once the literary salons ran their course.
mircea_popescu: if the merchant being "Stolen" from doesn't believe he could be a fieldmarchal's father one day, what sells him on it ?
mircea_popescu: well, so applying this to the french revolution point of interest -- you're going to end up with a lot of "kings are bad, mkay, notwithstanding monarchy is the only workable system" because... because how else is napoleon to pass legislation allowing pregnant women to eat anything off the market stalls and not be punished for it ?
asciilifeform: the inbred brahmins get the noyade and guillotine, as surely as california kindling catches fire
mircea_popescu: and only then etc.
mircea_popescu: both did the right thing. first, teardown of the nonsense, with a lot of "unnecessary" collateral damage -- except if it weren't damaged it'd have been way the fuck necssary to damage it.
asciilifeform: i didn't colour the revolutions, as error
mircea_popescu: a) that there was no direct route from imperial ranks to soviet ranks and b) that therefore the lenin moment is JUST AS necessary and "Correct" or how you call it as stalin's. there's no "error".
asciilifeform: culminating in brezhnev's re-introduction of the feldwebel
mircea_popescu: yes, but see, two points i wish to make here :